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  • That's it. I'm naming my first son Xavier.

  • My cousin's name is Jayden. I go to school with a kid named Hayden and there's a pothead in my art class named Caden. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK!!

  • Aww damn I was gonna name my son Ayden,fml

  • @pomoapple It's all good, if you wait for 10 years maybe it will be cool again.

  • I think i love you

  • One word: Boobs.

  • @Jason99942 That's two words. Oh wait sorry. There's two boobs. So yes, that's one word, but it's plural. Is that still accurate? I guess so. Carry on then.

  • I learned a phrase with this video "WTFFF!"

  • She's hot.

  • OMG they just released the most popular baby names for 2011 and Aiden and Jayden were on there OMG too frigin funny.

  • im cool with naming kids hope, destiny, etc. i think its kind of cool. it gives meaning to the name. thats what i want to name my kid.

  • @ledzepphead1 It sounds retarded... every time I hear a name like that, I picture a person that thinks too highly of themself. I mean.. come on.. Destiny!? ... really now..

  • @northmetalguy As bad as this is going to sound. The only Destinys I know of are Miley Cyrus and this girl that I used to work with that looked a little like Miley and Noah (younger sister) mixed together, but was looked and acted a little slow. She also did tons of drugs and alcohol... and She's only 18, maybe 19. Random, I know. But she's just not the brightest bulb in the lamp.

  • If I had a son his name would be either Griffith or Malus

    If I had a daughter her name would be either Lilium or Lilith

  • 10 times outta 10 i betcha Tony, Nicky, Joey and Tommy will beat the shit outta Aiden, Jayden, Braden and Haden!!!

  • Hilah rules!!!

    

  • my name is Isis so i guess theres nothing for me here :L

  • my name is michael... and my brothers name is jimmy. my mothers name is philomena (italian) and my dads name is jim. yeah my family is ordinary. but i hate when people add extra letters to their name... its not unique... its fucking GHETTO!!!!

  • What the fucking fucking fuck ? lol whoa !

  • that was a good one

  • Hilah Loojah, Hilah is gorgeous!

  • LOL This is one of my favorites. This chick wouldn't last 5 minutes in an Islamic nation.

    "Wait your name is Muhammad? I thought your father's name was Muhammad. Your cousin is named Muhammad too? What the fucking fuck?!?!" Hahaha

  • My names Jennifer :D

  • @jensvidss Ho-ly shit. Mine is too.

    MINDFREAK!

  • I love these videos more because of the quality of acting, filming, and editing than because of the content. Especially the pre audio technique you use, where you start the next segment's audio before you change scenes, very professional. You wouldn't happen to be film students would you?

  • i knew a girl whos name was yerexcelencie haha its true

  • Either Hilah is sincerely pissed doing this bit, or she's a damn fine actress. I'm assuming the latter.

  • so, peoples, try giving your kid a name beginning with x or z. that should make it kinda unique as long as u dont name them Xavier

  • This is my favorite actress on here :)

  • Do a rant on ghetto names.

  • I think Hilah is a weird name. It's pronounced the same as Gila. If I heard her name without seeing it in print I would think it was spelled Gila -- like she's a Gila monster lizard. And why did she bleach her hair? Aren't there enough bleached blondes already? Thanks for letting me rant.

  • 24 people have names ending in aiden or have deep concept word names

  • "i was looking at a list of the most popular baby names, so i wouldn't name my child any of those names."

    Hipster alert, right there

  • She's totally right, but defending the name Brice? There's no more future douchier name than that.

  • yes. this is the best one yet! lol shes a great actor

  • I want a unisex butchery name

  • @saljustfarted You are now dubbed Cjaiden. The C and J are silent.

  • Andreas is pretty original, I've only met three others with my name.

  • I am irritated by the fact my name is no longer original, Cayden used to be awesome, now it is mainstream.....

  • i'm Katarina i never meet anyone with my name before...even though it's just a variant of the name Catherine

  • HELL YES!!!! SHE JUST EXPRESSED MY EVERY THOUGHT! I HAVE HAD THIS SAME RANT A HUNDRED TIMES! I hate the name Aiden!!! and all those names that are pretty much the same thing... like caden and jayden.

  • i'ma Lauren... is that unique? :)

  • @OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX I know a Lauren from Florida. If you're not her, then it isn't unique.

  • @Gnickk i'm a pixie fariey from the dream world. I have married Fang and i'm best friends with a wolf/ the highest ruler of the Dream World... am i unique now? :)

  • @OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX No, there are still at least two Laurens in the world.

  • JUAN

    

  • A woman told me her child's name was La-miracle. No- I am not shitting you. 

  • Still by far my favorite rant.

  • I know a deaf kid named Brice Breaux. His brother's name is Bruce. Creativity at its best.

  • the 24 dislikes are people who have common names

  • I have a friend named Destinee.! We call her Dezi though!

  • she reminds me of phoebe from friends who's with me?

  • My name means Honey Bee.  =OwO=

  • Incredible rack.

  • This is definitely my favorite actor, Also the fact that y'all comment on people's post a lot makes this channel possibly my favorite!! Keep up the good work!

  • my name is shit poop

  • I'm only 22 years old and I can say that I come from a generation of people who HAVE NAMES. If I were a kindergarten teacher I'd get fired in the first week for giving actual names to my class of kids.

  • Are you wearing a lamp shade?

  • Hilah Johnson is so awesome.

  • @danalcantaramusic Her next episode is dropping next week, so stay tuned!

  • @ProjectRANT My fav actor, Hilah is amazing, Shes the best in all ProjectRANT :D

  • My name is Laci....

    Of course, I like it, but it gets old since people ALWAYS misspell it. Lol.

    My orchestra teacher calls me "lak-ee" since if anyone types it into that Microsoft voice it'll pronounce it in that way.

    My niece is Kaydence (not spelled 'cadence'), my nephew is Hayden, and one of my other nephews is Lincoln.

    Small world!

  • it's sad that the most popular baby names are "coincidenally" the names of characters in Twilight. UGH!

  • @syphoidi I'm going to keep pretending that's just coincidence. It helps me sleep at night. Thanks for watching.

  • brice is a normal name?

  • Or what about names that are all some sort of fucking gem? Like Sapphire, Ruby, Diamond. Can you say ghetto?!

  • @tatyness ik a girl named diamond, shes very ghetto

  • This is definately, The best rant and funniest rant actor, Shes amazing xD!!!

  • When I was a kid the ones you had to watch out for were Jennifer, Stephenie, Jason, Ashley, Amanda. Now it's Sophia, Jack, Bella, Jacob, Ruby, Daisy...I actually like some of those names, but now that every other baby is one, it's lost some appeal for me. But at least those names have meanings. Bryce, Jace, Kayden/Aiden/Hayden/Braydon/Ja­den are just fashionable-sounding, meaningless wisps. (And "Neveah means heaven backwards!" is not a good excuse).

  • y'all should check out the names episode of the Tyra Banks show... some mother named her child "Jakimbreal Alize"

  • I agree that people using concepts for names is stupid.

  • u suck my cousins name is destiny and thats a pretty nice name. go @$!% urself

  • @SasoriRed07 lol

  • @SasoriRed07 - thats not a name, it's a concept, the rant lady is right.. but hell people take anything and try to make a name out of it like Diamond, or Pearl, or some stupid shyit like that.

  • I'm waiting to have kids in my late twenties, but I already have names that I'd like in mind. No way will I tell those names to anyone else who might decide to start a trend before my kids are even born.

  • how about zaida? AHA! (my name btw :D)

  • George Foreman, call your office.

  • wow i like thsi perosn cause if i ever hav a kid i will name it a creative name

  • <--Feilanna---

  • .... What's wrong with Oliver?!?!

  • @jadeginnyandme I think she was trying to say those names because they don't sound like any other names out there.

  • Woo, Connor!.. too bad that being overused now too :/

  • wow

  • and the new updated list of most popular baby names (none of these are on the girls' list)

    1 - Aiden

    5 - Jayden

    8 - Caden

    14 - Brayden

    91 - Hayden

  • LOL! This is how every narcissistic parent tries to be "unique." Give your kid the same name as everyone else, and either change one letter or butcher the spelling. "Hi, I'm Emmaleygh! My name sounds just like Emily, except I have no damn clue how to spell mine! But it's so yooneek!"

  • My name is Abby and my brother's name is Liam...just had to say that

  • I would looove to send a rant that is a response to this one. Because not only are kids being named the same thing, then they're given strange spellings. Like take Kaley, Kaleigh, Kayleigh etc and then you give hard names to a little kid trying to learn how to write their name. Then you know what's worst? Given a kid two middle names. There's only one space available on most forms for a middle initially! A. M. Is not acceptable but just A is illegal!

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  • My name is Elijah....

  • I hate the iyah/iya names like raniya(h), jamiya, tamiya, etc, any butchering of a normal name with an apostrophe, any aden/ayden names, and all ghetton ames

  • My fiance's sister has a two year old named Aaden. My brother's first child is due in January and they are naming him Hayden.

    So, I will be an aunt to Aaden and Hayden. I was like, COME ON!

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  • Hayden is my name! :D

  • ...i want a porn name

  • "dumb, unisex butchery" = lolz

    Great ending, too.

  • My three good friends...

    Halie, Haley, and Haliey.

    What the fucking fuck?!

  • Just me like MJ and name your kid Blanket :)

  • "FUCKING PROSPERITY!" Bahahaha

  • La-a Ladasha lololol

  • That's why my kid shall be named, Slagathor

  • I named my son Aiden....but I wasn't trying to be original.....it's from my favorite soap opera character. lol

  • "What the fucking fucking fuck?"

  • What about "Aiden"? :-p

    "Bryce" What a dumb name that is. It's like someone liked the name Bruce, but really liked to eat rice.

    Unisex names are also crap. Worst of all though is "Christian". That's like calling your kid "Jew", "Catholic" or "Hindu". WTF?

    If I had a daughter, I'd give her a pretty name like Rubella or Incontinental. :-P

    I recently saw an article in the paper about some baby named "Hunter-Joe". lol That's like calling them "Bob the Builder"!

  • @jublywubly Christian/Kristian is a pretty common boys name here in Denmark, but our name for "Christian" (the religion) is "Kristen," so it's not really like calling your kid "Jew" here..

  • @jublywubly I really hope your joking about what you'd name thm. those poor children

  • @ohmygodgasm

    Yeah, of course I am! lol

  • @jublywubly jesus thank god.

  • my 2 good friends are named emily too, we all played the flute in 5th-6th grade and are in the same grade. i feel so original.

  • what the f***ing f***ing f***????? lmfao!

  • LOLOL. I love this.

  • Keisha, LaKeisha, Dashan, Kyshawn....

  • This is hilarious! And so true. Enough with the - ayden names already.

  • Why t is she talkin bout porn? 0_o

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  • @plusplusplusplusp no as in Kane who murdered his brother Abel, it's in the bible. Spelled differently yes but still that's the only connection I make with that name.

  • hahahaha maximus lol

  • I think its funny how people name their daughters after concepts.

    I always liked the name Alexander.

    But one of my friends likes the name Braden. What the fucking fucking fuck?

  • I call this wtf: My younger cousin's name is Kane, like the first murderer. Then there is his sister Brantley! And now they have a brother who's name is Bentley. What the fucking fucking fuck!

  • @foreverihide

    You mean Kane as in Citizen Kane?

  • lol...i have a friend who's nephew's name is Jayden. And I have a cousin who just had a baby..his name is Braiden..it's freakin hilarious!!

  • what the fucking fucking fuck?! LOL

  • Those names are crap!!!!

  • I am a member of an online forum called CafeMom. There is a woman on there who named her triplets.... Hayden, Jayden, and Kayden. I posted this video on her post. She deleted it. haha. Apparently I didnt get the point across to her... it's a damn shame.

  • @mandiii04 i hate it when people do that... You cant tell twin or triplets apart as itr is and their names are the same too?!

  • what the f***ing f***ing f***? lool

  • @ForceRecon198 I love that too

  • My friend just named her son Kaidyn and she thinks it's unique. hahaha

  • Hahaha You should name your kid Harry P. Ness.

  • This is so true and I love it. I hate Jayden, Hayden, Kaiden barf......

  • I think this rants full of shit I just checked the list and most popular boys names are Jacob, ethan and Michael. so put that in your juice box and suck it

  • @ohmygodgasm there are most popular boy's names and most popular BABY names... yes those are the most popular names for guys ... but not what new mothers are naming their kids

  • @heidishoshana nope dont think so. Ive looked all over the internet and I cant find any indication that jaeden or aiden have ever been at the top. Infact Jacob's been one for eleven years. I want to know whatever list shes looking at

  • @ohmygodgasm google: "most popular baby names hayden" it's the first link

  • @heidishoshana yes it brought me to a link showing how the popularity of the name has grown but it is still not the numer one baby name. This rant is untrue. The link you sent me is from 2006 and says that Aiden is number 30. This woman never saw this list because it doesnt exist.

  • @ohmygodgasm

    Simple: The reason Jacob is at the top is because most people spell it correctly. People are spelling Aiden in many ways (Aiden, Aidan, Ayden, Aydin, etc) and each of those spellings counts as a "separate name". When you add up the combined spellings of Ayden and Jayden, yes there are more of them than Jacob.

  • @citrustaco well if there is a list someone out there that says this and explains this that I will believe it but until then, no Aiden is not number one. I checked the SSA website and Jacob is number one. Aidens not even in the top ten. I call bullshit

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  • I have already decided to name my kids Victor and Constantine. Why? Because it'a a win. :D

  • LOL best part: what the f*cking f*cking f*ck xDDDDD

  • Look up what Frank Zappa named his kids. I'm surprised Child Protective Services didn't step in.

  • I work for a school system. This is so freaking true. We have 15 kids named Sage in one school alone! And 2 GIRLS named James!!! Way to make public school so much easier for your children, people. And sure I may have been one of 300 Jennifers in my school, but at least it's a actual girls' name and I'm not named after a fucking herb!!

  • You know... I was laughing... until that stupid meth museum ad killed it.... thanks youtube... thanks.

  • better than some of the jokes seinfeld made about the names. 1 episode george wanted to name a child seven. in another, kramer wanted to name a child(if he ever had one) isosceles. ISOSCELES?!?

  • @moomoomoo309 7 was fucking ridiculous

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  • How about Jagger. For a girl. No joke, Soleil whateverherfaceis actress named her kid that. Some people should not be allowed to try to be creative with their kids names. Jagger? Really?

  • lol!

    What the beepin beepin beep!

  • my name is Emily XD

  • A name that just screams "SLUT!" name to me is "Crystal" even worse "Chrystal". the h is totally uncalled for. just to turn it around on me. i hate my name. Nik. becuase everyone spells it niCk. that extra C is just stupid. the K makes the K sound, dipshits...

  • Crap. We named our kid Aiden. I didn't know it was popular. I don't rely on a website to name my child. I just thought it sounded cool. Going to go hang my head in shame now.

  • well we cant all be named Hi-La

  • Well considering that people have different tastes and they can name their kids whatever they want. I feel that this lady is just a little too stressed out and is freaking out over nothing. Get...over...it.

  • I'm a Bryce, i feel special!! haha

  • Awesome rant! I heartily approve, speaking as a former preschool teacher. Seriously parents: don't over do it with the -den suffixes. Less is more!

  • nice chesticles

    juggulars

  • this might just be my favorite rant.. and favourite rant actress.

  • At the end when she said "Oliver, Sebastian, Kingsley, Jasper, and Maximus.", did she mean "these names are weird and uncommon, name them that!" or "WTF names are these?

    XD

  • @nerdsLOVEnerdsCRY That was actually a left over line that had to be cut due to length... it was a list of names that were listed as more popular than names you would think were common. We just loved the delivery on it so wanted to include it somehow.

    Thanks for watching!

  • my new cousin is named Braden :P

  • I met a child named La-Miracle the other day You got to be sh*tting me...