Your driving a Powder Blue Prius, you're holding a 3lbs Chiuaua, there's pretty christmas decorations all over your car, and you make a living with dolls, your gay! *CLICK*
Don't read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. If you do not post this comment on 3 videos you will die in 2 days. No, you have already started reading so don't stop now. This is scary. Put this on 5 videos in the next 143 min. When you are done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it actually works
Don't read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. If you do not post this comment on 3 videos you will die in 2 days. No, you have already started reading so don't stop now. This is scary. Put this on 5 videos in the next 143 min. When you are done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it actually works
For the one hundred and fifty nine people that decided to dislike this show, in the words of Achmed the dead terrorist....Silence...or i WILL, sorry time ran out.
Whats so funny?!? your driving a powder blue prius.... your holding a 3 lbs chihuahua... theres christmas decorations all over the back windshield... and you make a living with dolls! YOUR GAY! XD
Let me explain why she was laughing. Its not a black prius, its not a red prius, its a blue prius, but its not really a blue prius, its a bleu prius its pretty. sparkly. I did that a little too good, didn't I?
"Can you see yourself?!? Your driving a powder blue prius, your holding a 3-pound chiuhuahua, your car is covered in Christmas decorations, and you make a living with dolls....YOUR GAY!" Click.
I call her back and say, "BITCH!" Click. bthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Can you see yourself?!? Your driving a powder blue prius, your holding a 3-pound chiuhuahua, your car is covered in Christmas decorations, and you make a living with dolls....YOU GAY!" Click.
I call her back and say, "BITCH!" Click. bthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
jeff's wife:"well your driveing a powder blue prius,your holding a 3lb chihuahua,there's pretty chritsmas decorations all over your car, and you make a liveing with dolls YOUR GAY! *click* jeff: "im like 'bitch'" *click*
"Your driving a powder blue Prius. Your holding a three lb. Chihuahua. There's pretty Christmas decorations all over your car. And you make a living with dolls YOUR GAY! *Click*"
"The Prius that we own is not a black Prius, it's not a red Prius, it's a blue Prius, Well it's not really a blue Prius, it's more of a *tut* "Buhlue" Prius." "It's pretty!!"
"THPARKLYYYYYYY!!!!!"....."I did that a little to well did'nt I?"
@lov3rb0y123 Sorry, I hit dislike on your comment, I couldn't believe you didn't know how to spell the word "dislike", nor capitalize or punctuate your sentence correctly.
Your driving a Powder Blue Prius, you're holding a 3lbs Chiuaua, there's pretty christmas decorations all over your car, and you make a living with dolls, your gay! *CLICK*
Bitch! *CLICK* Vroooooooooooom Meep Meeeep!!!!
Ahaha Jeff Dunham <3
TimmiesLover95 16 hours ago
thumbs up if the govenmnet assholes didnt find this
kieran6383 1 week ago
would you like to see my stick? LOL
jasonvrhs14 2 weeks ago
You're gay * click *
WickedRavenOne 2 weeks ago
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AtjePattatje 2 weeks ago
dear jeff. even in 2012 you are still amazing!!!!! i love you. im not gay
103423lee 3 weeks ago 2
in the beginning and the end thers a guitar playin from a song i think anybody know wat it is??
TheShona23 3 weeks ago
You can actually see that they're american. I counted only 2-3 people who aren't fat in the crowd:)...
AngelaCypher 4 weeks ago
Like if you think jeff should do stand up more often!
Pyrofusion15 1 month ago 7
160 ppl didn't get to see the stick
7midnightthehedgehog 1 month ago 3
Thumbs up if you're still watching in december 2011 ^_^
lvl80orchunter 1 month ago 29
ached the dead terrorist
ivanfarrell102 1 month ago
l...m...a...o....XD
tigerpride323 1 month ago
160 people are in love with Chiwawas ^^
ZombefiedPeanuts 1 month ago
ummm at the start "Would you like to see my steek"
so she screams and puts her head under the covers...-.-
TheLegendof2009 1 month ago
" Would You Like To See My stick!! "
THATS HILARIOUS xD
FvckUserNamez 1 month ago
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parafron1989 1 month ago
Don't read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. If you do not post this comment on 3 videos you will die in 2 days. No, you have already started reading so don't stop now. This is scary. Put this on 5 videos in the next 143 min. When you are done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it actually works
Backrow5 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Ur gay...lol LMFAO
MrRodriguez619 2 months ago
Me!
MrRodriguez619 2 months ago
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7:38
Who else...DIED LAUGHING?!?!
cutieface567 2 months ago
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cutieface567 2 months ago
lool i am from uk
LizzieSantaoq398 2 months ago
The chihuaua and the stick part I knew I shouldnt be laughing but it was irriststable. Actually who cares, chiuauas suck
morsmanal 2 months ago 2
ehm Lets rock baby
001prettybabe 3 months ago
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mmh i am ur girl toy
luellaPlank3555654 3 months ago
For the one hundred and fifty nine people that decided to dislike this show, in the words of Achmed the dead terrorist....Silence...or i WILL, sorry time ran out.
Tesmcfarland 3 months ago
Omg this guy is so f***ing funny I
1) can't breathe
2) my stomach hurts beyond imagine
and 3) this guy is a genius
BlackBloodWolf16 3 months ago 2
Whats so funny?!? your driving a powder blue prius.... your holding a 3 lbs chihuahua... theres christmas decorations all over the back windshield... and you make a living with dolls! YOUR GAY! XD
pawssavesanimals 3 months ago
you can't call something that bounces when it barks a dog..... LOL!
hsv14295 3 months ago
What is the name of the intro song?
KaptinKilla 3 months ago
lmao i was having one of those days and decided to get on youtube and what Jeff DunHamm lol He makes my day!
bambina320 3 months ago
is this Amsterdam?????
lovebosnia9999 3 months ago
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deadraptor1 3 months ago
i thought it was the little shifty thingie i thought i was grinding the gears....grrrrr
01animekitty 3 months ago
Let me explain why she was laughing. Its not a black prius, its not a red prius, its a blue prius, but its not really a blue prius, its a bleu prius its pretty. sparkly. I did that a little too good, didn't I?
bluethunder2413 4 months ago
THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING :*
ChristieAndas 4 months ago
lol i love uk
drnnrawson 4 months ago
Go pole volting dog GO!!!
Rhcp1488 4 months ago
@Bikerboy997 What year did this air?
wfrankwalshiv 4 months ago
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MegaMightyena 4 months ago
ok no matter what he sounds the most like peanut... no i'm not stupid i do know it's him... but he sounds exactly like Peanut XD
990nish 4 months ago
Jeff Dunham = greatest comedian ever! Can't wait for Controlled Chaos this Sunday!
darknessengulfsme 4 months ago 4
after watching this guy perform i think its definetly possible to die laughing.
azeraiga 4 months ago 4
this is funny as hell!!!
MrTramul 4 months ago 2
The lols hurt
MegaYoshi00 4 months ago
he is funnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Wolfblade1992 5 months ago
My friend's dad got a powder blue Prius just because of this video
HopoTen 5 months ago 73
@HopoTen HE GAY HAHAHA
Goku611 5 months ago
@Goku611 Well done =]
HopoTen 5 months ago
@HopoTen He wins the Internet.
Puddingpuffin 4 months ago
LMAO
ghettotrash1228 4 months ago
@HopoTen i feel for you bro
mytimeisnowish 3 months ago
@HopoTen I think he might be trying to tell you something
lovelock512 3 months ago
ya H1 hummer
TheDeathlywish 5 months ago
i sdont think he said do you want to see my stick i think he said do you want to see my sdick!
sonichog4 5 months ago
if you to to Jeff Dunham.com you can get ring tones on your phone
distructionism 5 months ago
This is hilarious... I KEEL YOU!!!!
TheGreekplayer90 5 months ago 3
By the ay, I named him "Bill" because I got him when clinton was in office, and when he was a puppy, he humped everything!
fished13 5 months ago 2
"SPARKLY...i did that a little to well didnt i? yes jeff yes you did :)
mastercheif921 5 months ago 3
Everyone I have discovered the theme song to this movie.
It is called Free for All: By Nick Noaln
BlackHawk571X 5 months ago
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Would you like to see my stick lol
phantom234567 5 months ago
80 lbs gimmy a break my bloodhound is 160 and not full grown yet
18colter 6 months ago
4 years later still funny as hell
echonight23 6 months ago 10
i LOVE prius!
saintjuvinile 6 months ago
156 people like the prius
mytimeisnowish 6 months ago 95
@mytimeisnowish now its 156!
hizonu019 5 months ago
@mytimeisnowish 157 now like the prius
distructionism 5 months ago
@mytimeisnowish and one more owns one
wolfxix 5 months ago
@mytimeisnowish how could people hate this people are dumbfucking assholes >:(
eldiablo68 4 months ago
@eldiablo68 what do ya mean by that
mytimeisnowish 4 months ago
@mytimeisnowish hate this video and pisses me off i know i was not speaking perfect englise
eldiablo68 4 months ago
@eldiablo68 are you imitating jose the pepper
mytimeisnowish 4 months ago
@mytimeisnowish hell no jose my mericano bro
eldiablo68 3 months ago
@eldiablo68 oh now i git it i choot dem illehgal ahliens
mytimeisnowish 3 months ago
@mytimeisnowish dang! now it's 159! what's going on with you people!!! =O
MeganKoss 3 months ago
@MeganKoss why do p3ople hate a little RC car
mytimeisnowish 3 months ago
@mytimeisnowish 159 people
pawssavesanimals 3 months ago
@pawssavesanimals lol they are easy to parallel park but too damn small
mytimeisnowish 3 months ago
@mytimeisnowish correction: 159 people ran out of lotion
DGKSk8erboy 3 months ago
@DGKSk8erboy what does that relate to oh gay dudes? cool name
mytimeisnowish 3 months ago
@mytimeisnowish wih somany likes for a basic comment
mytimeisnowish 2 months ago
@mytimeisnowish they dont just like the prius they drive a powder blue prius
ShadowWolf850 1 month ago
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tunght13488 6 months ago
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brfboy2 6 months ago
155 people don't speak english
auto167 6 months ago
thumbs up if u go to top 50 women on internet check the first like funny stuff
john123789able 6 months ago
155 people don't have a sense of humor
Fan2La 6 months ago
Your gay! ( click ). Fuck you bitch ( click ). She already hung up on you.
AZNHARRYPOTTER98 7 months ago
SPARKLAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
KayMae98 7 months ago 4
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"...would you like to see my stick?"
glaciervillage 7 months ago
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AbbieRondajc952 7 months ago 15
nice lady he has there
aaazzz233 7 months ago
@aaazzz233 Cept he's divorced now...
IlliegalMexican 7 months ago
@IlliegalMexican :o he is... I didn't know that D:
KaidaHoshikoXP 6 months ago
@IlliegalMexican No he's still with his wife now I think...
ShadowLuigi3854 6 months ago
@christina113704
ITS NOT!!!
mimifufu1 7 months ago
i don't really know that it IS possible not to like him...
christina113704 7 months ago
155 people thought they hit the dis-I-like button.
digidestined5982 7 months ago 3
who ever those 155 dislikes are fu
BroSisAnimeFans 7 months ago
4:33 SPARKALLY! lol
RyugaChann17 7 months ago 2
155 ppl drive a prius
onedolpin 7 months ago
this man is a comedy genius i mean really i love this man and peanut
hahahahahahahaha.......blue prius : }
anais19961 7 months ago
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CompletelyUnedited 7 months ago
Oh, these kids with their hipping and their hopping...Pull up your damn pants, ya moron!
R0ckG1r7 7 months ago
lol i shuf the dogs nose in the crap then the dam thing thinks it never is aloud to crap again and thats why they shack XD
TheVinsanity26 7 months ago
155 people have no sense of humor
MsVirgo1993 7 months ago
best beginning ever!!!!!!!1
lizcool21 7 months ago
@lizcool21 i know, i like what walter says
RyugaChann17 7 months ago
This guy's intros are better than some stand-up comedians' performances I've seen!
ta666ak666 8 months ago 3
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that was too funny. my stomach still hurts.
HardcoreJ2000 8 months ago
I almost died laughing!!! XD
Peachsmileyface 8 months ago
I saw This Guy LIVE in ARIZONA! XD
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"Can you see yourself?!? Your driving a powder blue prius, your holding a 3-pound chiuhuahua, your car is covered in Christmas decorations, and you make a living with dolls....YOUR GAY!" Click.
I call her back and say, "BITCH!" Click. bthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NayleeEvan 8 months ago
"Can you see yourself?!? Your driving a powder blue prius, your holding a 3-pound chiuhuahua, your car is covered in Christmas decorations, and you make a living with dolls....YOU GAY!" Click.
I call her back and say, "BITCH!" Click. bthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NayleeEvan 8 months ago 2
SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssss EEEHE EEEEEHE
BOBOFETT100 8 months ago
@wolfstar911
Is that a hetalia refrance
Watch me get spamed for
1.not being able to spell
2.being a amine nerd
3.SPARKLEY!!!!!!!!
keikokimochiboom 8 months ago
@keikokimochiboom I love hetalia :D
AnimeCutie9898 8 months ago
How can you not love this guy<3??
RipperSeal 8 months ago
where is the 1 where peanut does stevie wonder
TheBarman92 8 months ago
@TheBarman92
LemonadeMouthOffical 8 months ago
I love Jeff Dunham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
brianphoenix2 8 months ago
he said sparkly pretty too well dont you think lmao
toron2haruto5 9 months ago
Hes good.. but there will never be someone better than George Carlin :)
EmoPandaTears 9 months ago
@EmoPandaTears They are completely different comedians. Both are/where among the best in their genre.
reptilezsweden 9 months ago
155 people are going to be killed by Achmed
grummblebunny 9 months ago
SPARLEY!!!
onedolpin 9 months ago
he is a comedy genious... :D
TheJaymanBarker 9 months ago 2
And that's why Latvia shakes... XD watch no one get this lawl
Wolfstar911 9 months ago
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MultiLosecontrol 9 months ago
38 gallon taaaaaaaaaank gets 7 miles to gaaaaaloooon
Hyper6Shadic 9 months ago
i hate ppl that make the this number off ppl did this blah blah blah and they get to the most like comments they are soooooo gay
Hyper6Shadic 9 months ago 2
i like
llsullivan19 9 months ago
Sparkly!!!! XP lulz
CloverschannelYt 10 months ago
lol i love 7:41
jtrules4000 10 months ago
jeff's wife:"well your driveing a powder blue prius,your holding a 3lb chihuahua,there's pretty chritsmas decorations all over your car, and you make a liveing with dolls YOUR GAY! *click* jeff: "im like 'bitch'" *click*
lol!!!
kisashoma2 10 months ago
@bikerboy997 how come it says you have 12 vids when you only have 2?
PookieWowza 10 months ago 2
"Would you like to see me stick?"
If Jeff's wife is scared of Jalapeno on the stick's stick, why did she go under the covers to see his stick..? Makes no sense to me!
TheEdomingo1 10 months ago 196
@TheEdomingo1 You idiot its not "stick" its "Steek"
KrodaStagg 8 months ago
@KrodaStagg You're an idiot. It's stick. His accent makes it "Steek".
TheEdomingo1 8 months ago
@TheEdomingo1 She didn't say she wont see his stick. She just scramed, cause she was so excited! <3
TheSanden1991 8 months ago
@TheEdomingo1 THANK YOU! someone else got that
kouleifoe 8 months ago
@TheEdomingo1 your right!!!!!
deanh212 6 months ago in playlist jeff dunham spark of insanity
@TheEdomingo1 I think she was more scared of the talking Mexican Veggie
duelgirl131205 5 months ago
@TheEdomingo1
Comparison. I think she's afraid her husband really is gay.
JustinBlottin 5 months ago 2
@TheEdomingo1 no shes scared her husbands not comtrolling the puppet
awsomebeyondawsome 4 months ago
@TheEdomingo1
maybe she screamed in excitement?? lol
ruckaisawesome 4 months ago
funniest thing ever and the puppets havent even come out yet.
Mgvjr 10 months ago
jeff dunham's wife is hot
timforsyth89 10 months ago
"Your driving a powder blue Prius. Your holding a three lb. Chihuahua. There's pretty Christmas decorations all over your car. And you make a living with dolls YOUR GAY! *Click*"
LMAO!!!!! XD
AidenSkittles 10 months ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! ITS SO HILARIOUS!!! I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING IT!!!!
Dragonfly1771 10 months ago
"The Prius that we own is not a black Prius, it's not a red Prius, it's a blue Prius, Well it's not really a blue Prius, it's more of a *tut* "Buhlue" Prius." "It's pretty!!"
"THPARKLYYYYYYY!!!!!"....."I did that a little to well did'nt I?"
lol Favorite part.
CER73197 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so good
frederikje1954 10 months ago
lol jeff dunham is awesome!
kisashoma2 10 months ago
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TimmiesLover95 10 months ago
omg 152 ??? what fuck ????
withobscurely 10 months ago
152 people's cars are SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps3guy201 11 months ago 2
would u like to see my stick?
AHHHHHHHH
Greendude11green 11 months ago
this is so american
matthewseamusirv 11 months ago
I don't get how they say 100 people don't like this or this wat does this mean ?
realmadridroks27 11 months ago
@realmadridroks27 it means how many ppl disliked the vid
Bloodkrazed98 11 months ago
sppaaarrrrrkkkkkklllyyyyyyy
BornSouthernable 11 months ago 2
Sometimes I pitty Jeff's wife. LOL
sspate16 11 months ago 3
If Dane Cook and Marc Summers from the Food Network and the old 90's show Double Dare were to have a son together, he would look like Jeff Dunham.
peterabigania 11 months ago
SPARKLY!!!!!! 2 funny man
ROBDOGG97 1 year ago
Jose: Would you like to see my stick?
Blonde woman: *screams and ducks under covers*
Lady, if you didn't want to see it I don't think that's going to help
ArcheNeos 1 year ago 38
amtn theme song!! FTW!!!
Msdawsonlover 1 year ago
is that woman is the beginning jeff's wife?
sLyFoXz 1 year ago
@sLyFoXz yeah but they later got divorced
MrGogogirl0 1 year ago
@sLyFoXz yes
Azkadaz 11 months ago
Oh wow, great quality. Awesome upload, thanks a ton <3
toxxicweed 1 year ago
I was laughing hard!!!
qwertyduderoxtar 1 year ago
@lov3rb0y123 Sorry, I hit dislike on your comment, I couldn't believe you didn't know how to spell the word "dislike", nor capitalize or punctuate your sentence correctly.
Hahahaha.
Nukillis2 1 year ago
What is the intro music called? It sounds very cool. :)
dizthewise 1 year ago
thumbs up if u can kinda hear peanuts voice at 3:29 - 3:50
whalen123456789 1 year ago 2
She actually looked under the covers
scoutersama 1 year ago
Jeff's gay voice.
sngr2012 1 year ago
i love the beginning!!!its great!
KaramellBby 1 year ago