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  • Your driving a Powder Blue Prius, you're holding a 3lbs Chiuaua, there's pretty christmas decorations all over your car, and you make a living with dolls, your gay! *CLICK*

    Bitch! *CLICK* Vroooooooooooom Meep Meeeep!!!!

    Ahaha Jeff Dunham <3

  • thumbs up if the govenmnet assholes didnt find this

  • would you like to see my stick? LOL

  • You're gay * click *

    

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  • dear jeff. even in 2012 you are still amazing!!!!! i love you. im not gay

    

  • in the beginning and the end thers a guitar playin from a song i think anybody know wat it is??

  • You can actually see that they're american. I counted only 2-3 people who aren't fat in the crowd:)...

  • Like if you think jeff should do stand up more often!

  • 160 ppl didn't get to see the stick

  • Thumbs up if you're still watching in december 2011 ^_^

  • ached the dead terrorist

  • l...m...a...o....XD

    

  • 160 people are in love with Chiwawas ^^

  • ummm at the start "Would you like to see my steek"

    so she screams and puts her head under the covers...-.-

  • " Would You Like To See My stick!! "

    THATS HILARIOUS xD

  • Don't read this because it actually works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. If you do not post this comment on 3 videos you will die in 2 days. No, you have already started reading so don't stop now. This is scary. Put this on 5 videos in the next 143 min. When you are done press F6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cuz it actually works

  • Ur gay...lol LMFAO

  • Me!

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  • lool i am from uk

  • The chihuaua and the stick part I knew I shouldnt be laughing but it was irriststable. Actually who cares, chiuauas suck

  • ehm Lets rock baby

  • For the one hundred and fifty nine people that decided to dislike this show, in the words of Achmed the dead terrorist....Silence...or i WILL, sorry time ran out.

  • Omg this guy is so f***ing funny I

    1) can't breathe

    2) my stomach hurts beyond imagine

    and 3) this guy is a genius

  • Whats so funny?!? your driving a powder blue prius.... your holding a 3 lbs chihuahua... theres christmas decorations all over the back windshield... and you make a living with dolls! YOUR GAY! XD

  • you can't call something that bounces when it barks a dog..... LOL!

  • What is the name of the intro song?

  • lmao i was having one of those days and decided to get on youtube and what Jeff DunHamm lol He makes my day!

  • is this Amsterdam?????

  • i thought it was the little shifty thingie i thought i was grinding the gears....grrrrr

  • Let me explain why she was laughing. Its not a black prius, its not a red prius, its a blue prius, but its not really a blue prius, its a bleu prius its pretty. sparkly. I did that a little too good, didn't I?

  • THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING  :*

  • lol i love uk

  • Go pole volting dog GO!!!

  • @Bikerboy997 What year did this air?

  • ok no matter what he sounds the most like peanut... no i'm not stupid i do know it's him... but he sounds exactly like Peanut XD

  • Jeff Dunham = greatest comedian ever! Can't wait for Controlled Chaos this Sunday!

  • after watching this guy perform i think its definetly possible to die laughing.

  • this is funny as hell!!!

  • The lols hurt

  • he is funnnnnnyyyyyyy!!!!!!

  • My friend's dad got a powder blue Prius just because of this video

  • @HopoTen HE GAY HAHAHA

  • @Goku611 Well done =]

  • @HopoTen He wins the Internet.

  • LMAO

    

  • @HopoTen i feel for you bro

  • @HopoTen I think he might be trying to tell you something

  • ya H1 hummer

  • i sdont think he said do you want to see my stick i think he said do you want to see my sdick!

  • if you to to Jeff Dunham.com you can get ring tones on your phone

  • This is hilarious... I KEEL YOU!!!!

  • By the ay, I named him "Bill" because I got him when clinton was in office, and when he was a puppy, he humped everything!

  • "SPARKLY...i did that a little to well didnt i? yes jeff yes you did :)

    

  • Everyone I have discovered the theme song to this movie.

    It is called Free for All: By Nick Noaln

  • 80 lbs gimmy a break my bloodhound is 160 and not full grown yet

  • 4 years later still funny as hell

  • i LOVE prius!

  • 156 people like the prius

  • @mytimeisnowish now its 156!

  • @mytimeisnowish 157 now like the prius

  • @mytimeisnowish and one more owns one

  • @mytimeisnowish how could people hate this people are dumbfucking assholes >:(

  • @eldiablo68 what do ya mean by that

  • @mytimeisnowish hate this video and pisses me off i know i was not speaking perfect englise

  • @eldiablo68 are you imitating jose the pepper

  • @mytimeisnowish hell no jose my mericano bro

  • @eldiablo68 oh now i git it i choot dem illehgal ahliens

  • @mytimeisnowish dang! now it's 159! what's going on with you people!!! =O

  • @MeganKoss why do p3ople hate a little RC car

  • @mytimeisnowish 159 people

  • @pawssavesanimals lol they are easy to parallel park but too damn small

  • @mytimeisnowish correction: 159 people ran out of lotion 

  • @DGKSk8erboy what does that relate to oh gay dudes? cool name

  • @mytimeisnowish wih somany likes for a basic comment

  • @mytimeisnowish they dont just like the prius they drive a powder blue prius

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  • 155 people don't speak english

  • thumbs up if u go to top 50 women on internet check the first like funny stuff

  • 155 people don't have a sense of humor

  • Your gay! ( click ). Fuck you bitch ( click ). She already hung up on you.

  • SPARKLAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

  • nice lady he has there

  • @aaazzz233 Cept he's divorced now...

  • @IlliegalMexican :o he is... I didn't know that D:

  • @IlliegalMexican No he's still with his wife now I think...

  • @christina113704

    ITS NOT!!!

  • i don't really know that it IS possible not to like him...

  • 155 people thought they hit the dis-I-like button.

  • who ever those 155 dislikes are fu

  • 4:33 SPARKALLY! lol

  • 155 ppl drive a prius

  • this man is a comedy genius i mean really i love this man and peanut

    hahahahahahahaha.......blue prius : }

  • Oh, these kids with their hipping and their hopping...Pull up your damn pants, ya moron!

  • lol i shuf the dogs nose in the crap then the dam thing thinks it never is aloud to crap again and thats why they shack XD

  • 155 people have no sense of humor

  • best beginning ever!!!!!!!1

  • @lizcool21 i know, i like what walter says

  • This guy's intros are better than some stand-up comedians' performances I've seen!

  • I almost died laughing!!! XD

  • I saw This Guy LIVE in ARIZONA! XD

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  • "Can you see yourself?!? Your driving a powder blue prius, your holding a 3-pound chiuhuahua, your car is covered in Christmas decorations, and you make a living with dolls....YOU GAY!" Click.

    I call her back and say, "BITCH!" Click. bthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • SSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssss­sssss EEEHE EEEEEHE

  • @wolfstar911

    Is that a hetalia refrance

    Watch me get spamed for

    1.not being able to spell

    2.being a amine nerd

    3.SPARKLEY!!!!!!!!

  • @keikokimochiboom I love hetalia :D

  • How can you not love this guy<3??

  • where is the 1 where peanut does stevie wonder

  • I love Jeff Dunham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • he said sparkly pretty too well dont you think lmao

  • Hes good.. but there will never be someone better than George Carlin :)

  • @EmoPandaTears They are completely different comedians. Both are/where among the best in their genre.

  • 155 people are going to be killed by Achmed

  • SPARLEY!!!

  • he is a comedy genious... :D

  • And that's why Latvia shakes... XD watch no one get this lawl

  • 38 gallon taaaaaaaaaank gets 7 miles to gaaaaaloooon

  • i hate ppl that make the this number off ppl did this blah blah blah and they get to the most like comments they are soooooo gay

  • i like

  • Sparkly!!!! XP lulz

  • lol i love 7:41

  • jeff's wife:"well your driveing a powder blue prius,your holding a 3lb chihuahua,there's pretty chritsmas decorations all over your car, and you make a liveing with dolls YOUR GAY! *click* jeff: "im like 'bitch'" *click*

    lol!!!

  • @bikerboy997 how come it says you have 12 vids when you only have 2?

  • "Would you like to see me stick?"

    If Jeff's wife is scared of Jalapeno on the stick's stick, why did she go under the covers to see his stick..? Makes no sense to me!

  • @TheEdomingo1 You idiot its not "stick" its "Steek"

  • @KrodaStagg You're an idiot. It's stick. His accent makes it "Steek".

  • @TheEdomingo1 She didn't say she wont see his stick. She just scramed, cause she was so excited! <3

  • @TheEdomingo1 THANK YOU! someone else got that

  • @TheEdomingo1 your right!!!!!

  • @TheEdomingo1 I think she was more scared of the talking Mexican Veggie

  • @TheEdomingo1

    Comparison. I think she's afraid her husband really is gay.

  • @TheEdomingo1 no shes scared her husbands not comtrolling the puppet

  • @TheEdomingo1

    maybe she screamed in excitement?? lol

  • funniest thing ever and the puppets havent even come out yet.

  • jeff dunham's wife is hot

  • "Your driving a powder blue Prius. Your holding a three lb. Chihuahua. There's pretty Christmas decorations all over your car. And you make a living with dolls YOUR GAY! *Click*"

    LMAO!!!!! XD

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! ITS SO HILARIOUS!!! I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING IT!!!!

  • "The Prius that we own is not a black Prius, it's not a red Prius, it's a blue Prius, Well it's not really a blue Prius, it's more of a *tut* "Buhlue" Prius." "It's pretty!!"

    "THPARKLYYYYYYY!!!!!"....."I did that a little to well did'nt I?"

    lol Favorite part.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha so good

  • lol jeff dunham is awesome!

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  • omg 152 ??? what fuck ????

  • 152 people's cars are SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • would u like to see my stick?

    AHHHHHHHH

  • this is so american

  • I don't get how they say 100 people don't like this or this wat does this mean ?

  • @realmadridroks27 it means how many ppl disliked the vid

  • sppaaarrrrrkkkkkklllyyyyyyy

  • Sometimes I pitty Jeff's wife. LOL

  • If Dane Cook and Marc Summers from the Food Network and the old 90's show Double Dare were to have a son together, he would look like Jeff Dunham.

  • SPARKLY!!!!!! 2 funny man

  • Jose: Would you like to see my stick?

    Blonde woman: *screams and ducks under covers*

    Lady, if you didn't want to see it I don't think that's going to help

  • amtn theme song!! FTW!!!

  • is that woman is the beginning jeff's wife?

  • @sLyFoXz yeah but they later got divorced

  • @sLyFoXz yes

  • Oh wow, great quality. Awesome upload, thanks a ton <3

  • I was laughing hard!!!

  • @lov3rb0y123 Sorry, I hit dislike on your comment, I couldn't believe you didn't know how to spell the word "dislike", nor capitalize or punctuate your sentence correctly.

    Hahahaha.

  • What is the intro music called? It sounds very cool. :)

  • thumbs up if u can kinda hear peanuts voice at 3:29 - 3:50

  • She actually looked under the covers

  • Jeff's gay voice.

  • i love the beginning!!!its great!