eeeeerecting a jarate dispenser:jarate is pee:dispenser produces stuff:jarate dispenser produces jarate(pee):jarate dispenser is a penis!!!!!Therefore:Eeeeeerecting a penis!(in ur mom)
this would make an awesome update; a spy comes over to sap your dispenser, and gets JERRRREJRJRRJRRERRRREREREERREREREREJERRERERERERERERERJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJEEEERRRRRRRRR
despite heavy clearly being disgusted to the point of tears because he is being sprayed in the face by piss, he moves closer in hopes that his cries will be answered by jar-atespenser
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA
TheColorRedpwns 6 days ago
Jarate spencer encounters malfunction
Zolega89 1 week ago
snipers dream just went real...
ThePootisMan 2 weeks ago
JIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJIIIIJIJIJIJIIIIIIIIIIIJIJJJJIIJIJIII
theonlydoh2 3 weeks ago
JIJIJIJIJIJIJIZZJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJJIZJIZZZZZZZJIJIJIJIJIJ
ThatDemo 1 month ago
The Medispenser
+Overheals friendly allies
+Steals health from desguised spies
+ Medics overheal twice as more as usual.
- cannot dispense metal or ammo
- cannot be upgraded
- says nothing and doesn't warn you of any spies behind you.
TMSTitain117 1 month ago 4
The Jarspencer
+Jarate near enemies
+Extinguish friendly players
- Is not able to heal
grunEUA 1 month ago
1. Erect a dispenser.
2. Make it dispense Medics.
3. World peace.
xGenocidalWings 1 month ago
MEEEEEEEDDDDdispenser :)
assassinrobot12 1 month ago
spy does not like this
DarkNekoNinja 1 month ago
Look the good part of the Jarate Dispenser, it won`t run out of supplies xD
CSnakeV 1 month ago
00:20 Sperma?
MultiItachi10 1 month ago
lol demoman said MEEEEEEEEEDIspenser
reallancealbert1 1 month ago
That's not a dispenser that's R'Kelly.
codeavatar5 1 month ago
Jaspenser
angelok917 2 months ago
eeeeerecting a jarate dispenser:jarate is pee:dispenser produces stuff:jarate dispenser produces jarate(pee):jarate dispenser is a penis!!!!!Therefore:Eeeeeerecting a penis!(in ur mom)
LongLiveCheatEngine 2 months ago
JARATENSER
sonicfelipemt 2 months ago
JaAAAAAaAaAaAaAAAjaraaaraaajizzjizzAaaAAAAaAAaaJizaajaajajajajaarraaarajarajarajjaaararajjjjjaAAaa
Elite2014 2 months ago
Eeerecting a JARAAAATEEEESpenser
cyrax010014 2 months ago
jbejbejbejbejbejbejbejbe
TheMihek 2 months ago
I thought this would be a penis.
GreenSkittle47 2 months ago
Pisspencer.
NotWilhemTell 2 months ago
MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHDI-Spencer.
Jadyn1112 2 months ago
jarate dispencer
+ +200% jarate refill speed
- -50% ammo refill speed
- -25% heal rate
+ when gets destroyed it explodes and shoots jarate everywhere splashing enemies within 10 feet jarate
gateboy160 2 months ago
keep pressing 7 to hear shit again and again
TheBryanted 2 months ago
I'm the scatman!
TrupiKing 2 months ago
jerejerejerejerejere
ZenonZ800 2 months ago
Erectin a pisspenser
Mark2IT 2 months ago
Notice how he got closer to it.
SlaeynPresents 2 months ago
TRAP FOR SPYES
MrThemistaken 2 months ago
Keep pressing "7" to hear "I Shit".
acehardlight22448 2 months ago
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajarate
Mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeedddddddddick
Dispenser
left4lol99 3 months ago
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDispenser
oiramldx 3 months ago
please... fingerposing is invented
themrlegoman1000 3 months ago
@themrlegoman1000 He might be new.
XPrime1000 3 months ago
LOL
MegaBlackops0 3 months ago
@yert231 Team Fortress 2, presented through the often curious prism of Gary's Mod
JPH1138 3 months ago
what game is this
yert231 3 months ago
Pispenser
superraxxo1 3 months ago
Gentlemen, we have a functioning piss machine.
SageofCancer 3 months ago 29
@SageofCancer lol
Dronewolf1 1 month ago
jaratispenser
tekken8484 3 months ago
This made my day!
boyrichboy 3 months ago
i know, add repeat onto the end of youtube :D
TheMysteriousBlock 3 months ago
needs a 10hr loop
TheMysteriousBlock 3 months ago
wtf only 3 days, 104 likes?
lagger0930 3 months ago
Jarate Dispencer
Covers nearby enemie in jarate
Can jarate disguised spies
Cant give anything
Moonclaw1000 3 months ago
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OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG THERE IS NO 34:12:15 !!! OONEONEEOEN! HELP ME IM GONNA DIE!
Laggiter42 3 months ago
Gotta love Garry's Mod
ParkHard 3 months ago
so when jarate is coming out of a dispenser, instead of getting out of the stream, heavy just puts his face in it and cries?
privatepessleneck 3 months ago
jajjajajajajajajajajajjjrrrrrraaajajjajajajajajajajajrtteejjajajajajaj
Fr3shKidzGoHard 3 months ago
jaratespencer
+applys jarate on spys
+cannot be saped
+cannot be destroyed only for remonte
-50 heal rate
-25 ammo rate [unless its jarate]
DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11 3 months ago
@DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11 and you fergot the best part, it looks like a normal dispenser!
takadox80 3 months ago
@0:24, Dude if it's that color, you might want to see a doctor...
FrozenKoolAidDude 3 months ago
Jaratespencer
+30% Jarate Restore Rate when used
-10% Health/Ammo restore rate
20% faster build rate
shotsoon 3 months ago
NEED A PISSPENCER HERE
shardprime 4 months ago
I guess this makes it a-
*glasses on
Piss-penser!
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
speedstriker 4 months ago
spah sappin mah medispenser!
shadowlink301 4 months ago
MEEEEEDIC SPENCER.
darkria4 4 months ago
How to make jarate dispencer: craft reclaimed metal, jag, and jarate
stmbn94rat 4 months ago
heavy was hmming somebodys watching me
12shaunte 4 months ago
whats the name of the server
gisvoldas 4 months ago
POOT JARIZPENSOR HEA
9joao6 4 months ago
made me laugh :P
Twigge125 4 months ago
Jizspenser
+Spews Jarate at nearby teammates and enemies
+Excessive Jarate removes enemy Spy disguises and prevents cloaking
-Deactivates if not struck with a wrench for 10 seconds
-+100% sapper susceptibility
-Cannot heal or provide ammo
RdTrler 4 months ago
pres 6 for jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzjiz
Cachapurrada 4 months ago
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - DISPENSEER !
ImmortalDario 4 months ago
I wouldn't open my mouth if I were you Hoovy!
Astridax93 4 months ago
someone should make a mod for this
TheJeffster23 4 months ago
Next time someone starts spamming for a dispenser, I'm dropping one of these.
TenthSpeedWriter 4 months ago
Now someone can say hat heavy...
*puts sunglasses*
Is pissed off !
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!
experimentboy 4 months ago
erecting a Medispencer
CRYSIS1712 5 months ago 6
Fact of the day: Jarate dispensers have the ability to force people into it's jarate.
gladoxia 5 months ago
I love how the Heavy just stands there while getting pissed on xD
omgwtfbbq6666 5 months ago
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ThePatryk12101 5 months ago
Medispenser!
HuskyZealot 5 months ago
rofl xD
MrFido123 5 months ago
Erecting a JARAAaahdispenser
VNdoug 5 months ago 48
MEEEEEEEEEDispenser
HipHopUPsoRAP 5 months ago
Jaratenser
Niko01Bellic 5 months ago
pisspencer
Ov3rs33rHUN 5 months ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
TheMarvinCF 5 months ago
what?
JulioGeeMan 5 months ago
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littlered850 5 months ago
Medispencer
+50% Heal Rate
-Cannot give ammo
lagger0930 5 months ago 171
@lagger0930 That is probably one of the best ideas of a dispencer tweek iv'e seen EVER.
Maybe make it possible to overheal? :3
MrCraftybastard 4 months ago
@MrCraftybastard great idea :)
lagger0930 4 months ago
@lagger0930 That... actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.
jpheitman 4 months ago
@lagger0930 IS GUD IDEA FOR NEW WRENCH!
MrKill591 3 months ago
@lagger0930
Alternate name: Make soldiers sad-specner
DarkBonesDaku 2 months ago
Jewwewewewewewewejerererererizerererererj
Bloxy123 5 months ago
Pisspenser
JuansaiMS 5 months ago 3
JE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-JEEJEWEWE-E-E-E-E-JE-JE-JE-JE
gladoxia 5 months ago
painispenser
victorc0930 5 months ago
Diarrheaspenser.
DjeveI 5 months ago
MEEEDI-spencer
DontShaveMe 5 months ago
shitspenser
burn19ballz 5 months ago
Medispender aka the ultimate heal solution.
GoupylBoX 5 months ago
Pisspenser.
DFXist 6 months ago
ahh, piss
Mrhoho3 6 months ago
JARATESPENSER!
1233889 6 months ago
how about..JIZZPENSER!
Centaurian0190 6 months ago
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEdispenser
Turismoracer 6 months ago
0:12 Golden Dispenser. Rarer than the Golden Wrench.
MarbalTm 6 months ago
MEEEEEdispenser
cityinthehead 6 months ago
Preparing to dispense product.
Dispensing product.
Luxai 6 months ago
MEDIC-SPENSER
TheBlockyBoy 6 months ago
It provides mini-crits when you stand near it
Soggz4 7 months ago
Toilet's backed up.
TytusTolshemLives 7 months ago 3
Jaspencer
-50% heal rate
+puts out flames instantly
+exposes spies with jarate
Megaluigi93 7 months ago 3
Oh my god, Bear Grylls IS the Sniper
DirtyFrigginHarry 7 months ago
MAD IS SPENCER
CryingBabiesOfHell 7 months ago
AKA dick
deeerp1 7 months ago
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mw47 8 months ago 41
@mw47, everyone who gave your comment thumbs up really cannot hear the differences coming in it.
gladoxia 5 months ago
Mad dispenser!
Nintendo90422 8 months ago
Engineer be spankin.
genocidal123 8 months ago
MMEEEH-di-Pinsir.
Yay for random Pokémon reference.
Crashgek 8 months ago
loooooooool!
MasacruRo 8 months ago
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alwesker619 8 months ago
thats pretty much a toilet
ifiwereademoman 9 months ago
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIspenser....
bestdudeever765 9 months ago
Jarate dispenser.wav is corrupted and cannot play properly.
AceTheDragon1 9 months ago
...
sweetyear2009 9 months ago
this would make an awesome update; a spy comes over to sap your dispenser, and gets JERRRREJRJRRJRRERRRREREREERREREREREJERRERERERERERERERJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJRJEEEERRRRRRRRR
macintosh315 9 months ago
ERECTIN A J-RIIIIGHT HERE-SPENCER
HerrShaun 9 months ago
Why does Heavy move closer? XD
thps48 10 months ago
Spy's Nightmare!
DKmasterLP 10 months ago
Erectin a JERAAAAAHHHTI SPENSER
RitzyRick 10 months ago
spy'd never zap that
InteligentHeavy 10 months ago
its like Jaratepencer
Mak3ttaja 10 months ago
JeReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRe
ThePootisMan 11 months ago
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZIJIIZZJIZZJIZZJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZ
Ibexgod 11 months ago
Engineer is hacker pro
toplinefool444 11 months ago
how did you get that animation at 0:07
Josiah2536 11 months ago
@Josiah2536
He grabbed a arm of the engineer and moved it up and down?
Idk.
MrIntelM 10 months ago
Jiiii-iiiiii-iiiiiz
revandude 11 months ago 181
@revandude Jizzpenser? I never knew Australian snipers have yellow jizz...
Harogrim 5 months ago
@revandude JIREWREWR!
dragonballd3 5 months ago
Despised by spys... and the rest of your team! In fact... NOBODY LIKES IT!
awexsome2034 11 months ago
aw piss
kruz200 11 months ago
I like how it's in syringes
Edenhyde246 1 year ago
MEDISPENSER!
burnoutpro15 1 year ago
Charownispenser.
Stickheadz32 1 year ago
Medispencer: Pros: Heals 50% faster. Cons: 50% slower construction time and does not give out ammo.
nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 1 year ago
2 heavys one dispenser 0_0
AJCmotion 1 year ago
Jarate.exe has stopped working
anonymousj12 1 year ago
LolWut?
commenter369 1 year ago
MEHHH DICK SPENCER!
xXbutters1234 1 year ago
It cost me $400 000 to drink jarate, for 12 seconds!
infernalthing 1 year ago
Piss Densers?
DatzAmoray 1 year ago
MEEEEEEEEEDSPENSER xD
CryingBabiesOfHell 1 year ago
medsener!?!
bloodyweeks97 1 year ago
Pisspenser!
Player44100 1 year ago
MEEEEE-Dispenser! :D
Jordan1106Fr 1 year ago
Looks like this Heavy
*Puts on Sunglasses*
Is pissed.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
ZooeyWTF 1 year ago
erectin' a golden shower..!
archus777 1 year ago
that's hot
colleenfrances 1 year ago
oh i see how this works -- point gun barrel over the jarate dispensing hole, and let it fill up!
the piss on your body is just an optional extra.
Noruzenchi86 1 year ago
MEDISPENSER!
shashoni109 1 year ago
I Haf been shown who is the boss
iCarb0n 1 year ago
528 people missed the dislike button.
Kizanah55 1 year ago
I bet the Heavy got PISSED off. Ha.
TheThumbsUpper 1 year ago
at least it isnt a mad milk dispenser
962192 1 year ago
Instead of pissing, it shits.
Robfire10 1 year ago
JARADISPENSER!
Snake1045 1 year ago
Is it just me, or is it actually saying "izzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizz..."
NtropyPyroductions 1 year ago 2
Spy:SAP!
Jaratedispenser:JERJERJERJEJRJEJEJERJEJREKRJERJE
Spy;OMFG I AM BENG PISSED ON!
kinglimerules339back 1 year ago
MEEEEEdispenser...
Cubicstudios 1 year ago
Medispenser XD
oh mein gott!
AkumaNoRobin 1 year ago
no spy would ever sapp THIS,
DerEwigeZweifler 1 year ago
Heavy got disappointed when he saw that it did'nt maked sandviches.
BlackTurtle82 1 year ago
MEEEEEEDIC SPENSER
Anusdhka 1 year ago
MEEEEEEDICKPENSER
LocoRooDude 1 year ago
Mehhh Dickspenser
SpadaBelformaOficial 1 year ago
erectionajahRAAAdispenser
guitarplaya161 1 year ago
despite heavy clearly being disgusted to the point of tears because he is being sprayed in the face by piss, he moves closer in hopes that his cries will be answered by jar-atespenser
o0kyuji0o 1 year ago 2
did he say jarate spencer? meh
jazzj2 1 year ago
so its full of piss... thats pretty gross
dropdead156 1 year ago
You notice the heavy getting closer to the Jarate dispenser...
Corlord 1 year ago
Meeeeedispencer!
That's what the Engie was crafting in the teaser!
kelleroid795 1 year ago
did heavy just open his mouth and got closer to the dispenser?
killer21334 1 year ago
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did heavy just open his mouth and got closer to the dispencer?
killer21334 1 year ago
did heavy just open his mouth and got closer to the dispencer?
killer21334 1 year ago