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  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JJA

  • Jarate spencer encounters malfunction

  • snipers dream just went real...

  • JIIIIJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJII­IIJIJIJIJIIIIIIIIIIIJIJJJJIIJI­JIII

  • JIJIJIJIJIJIJIZZJIJIJIJIJIJIJI­JJIZJIZZZZZZZJIJIJIJIJIJ

  • The Medispenser

    +Overheals friendly allies

    +Steals health from desguised spies

    + Medics overheal twice as more as usual.

    - cannot dispense metal or ammo

    - cannot be upgraded

    - says nothing and doesn't warn you of any spies behind you.

  • The Jarspencer

    +Jarate near enemies

    +Extinguish friendly players

    - Is not able to heal

  • 1. Erect a dispenser.

    2. Make it dispense Medics.

    3. World peace.

  • MEEEEEEEDDDDdispenser :)

  • spy does not like this

  • Look the good part of the Jarate Dispenser, it won`t run out of supplies xD

  • 00:20 Sperma?

  • lol demoman said MEEEEEEEEEDIspenser

  • That's not a dispenser that's R'Kelly.

  • Jaspenser

  • eeeeerecting a jarate dispenser:jarate is pee:dispenser produces stuff:jarate dispenser produces jarate(pee):jarate dispenser is a penis!!!!!Therefore:Eeeeeerect­ing a penis!(in ur mom)

  • JARATENSER

  • JaAAAAAaAaAaAaAAAjaraaaraaajiz­zjizzAaaAAAAaAAaaJizaajaajajaj­ajaarraaarajarajarajjaaararajj­jjjaAAaa

  • Eeerecting a JARAAAATEEEESpenser

  • jbejbejbejbejbejbejbejbe

  • I thought this would be a penis.

  • Pisspencer.

  • MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHDI-Spencer.

  • jarate dispencer

    + +200% jarate refill speed

    - -50% ammo refill speed

    - -25% heal rate

    + when gets destroyed it explodes and shoots jarate everywhere splashing enemies within 10 feet jarate

  • keep pressing 7 to hear shit again and again

  • I'm the scatman!

  • jerejerejerejerejere

  • Erectin a pisspenser

  • Notice how he got closer to it.

  • TRAP FOR SPYES

  • Keep pressing "7" to hear "I Shit".

  • Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaajjjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajarat­e

    Mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeedddddddddick

    Dispenser

  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDispenser

  • please... fingerposing is invented

  • @themrlegoman1000 He might be new.

  • LOL

  • @yert231 Team Fortress 2, presented through the often curious prism of Gary's Mod

  • what game is this

  • Pispenser

  • Gentlemen, we have a functioning piss machine.

  • @SageofCancer lol

  • jaratispenser

  • This made my day!

  • i know, add repeat onto the end of youtube :D

  • needs a 10hr loop

  • wtf only 3 days, 104 likes?

  • Jarate Dispencer

    Covers nearby enemie in jarate

    Can jarate disguised spies

    Cant give anything

  • Comment removed

  • Gotta love Garry's Mod

  • so when jarate is coming out of a dispenser, instead of getting out of the stream, heavy just puts his face in it and cries?

  • jajjajajajajajajajajajjjrrrrrr­aaajajjajajajajajajajajrtteejj­ajajajajaj

  • jaratespencer

    +applys jarate on spys

    +cannot be saped

    +cannot be destroyed only for remonte

    -50 heal rate

    -25 ammo rate [unless its jarate]

  • @DeStRoYeRoFgAmEs11 and you fergot the best part, it looks like a normal dispenser!

  • @0:24, Dude if it's that color, you might want to see a doctor...

  • Jaratespencer

    +30% Jarate Restore Rate when used

    -10% Health/Ammo restore rate

    20% faster build rate

  • NEED A PISSPENCER HERE

  • I guess this makes it a-

    *glasses on

    Piss-penser!

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • spah sappin mah medispenser!

  • MEEEEEDIC SPENCER.

  • How to make jarate dispencer: craft reclaimed metal, jag, and jarate

  • heavy was hmming somebodys watching me

  • whats the name of the server

  • POOT JARIZPENSOR HEA

  • made me laugh :P

  • Jizspenser

    +Spews Jarate at nearby teammates and enemies

    +Excessive Jarate removes enemy Spy disguises and prevents cloaking

    -Deactivates if not struck with a wrench for 10 seconds

    -+100% sapper susceptibility

    -Cannot heal or provide ammo

  • pres 6 for jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzjiz

  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - DISPENSEER !

  • I wouldn't open my mouth if I were you Hoovy!

  • someone should make a mod for this

  • Next time someone starts spamming for a dispenser, I'm dropping one of these.

  • Now someone can say hat heavy...

    *puts sunglasses*

    Is pissed off !

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH !!!

  • erecting a Medispencer

  • Fact of the day: Jarate dispensers have the ability to force people into it's jarate.

  • I love how the Heavy just stands there while getting pissed on xD

  • Medispenser!

  • rofl xD

  • Erecting a JARAAaahdispenser

  • MEEEEEEEEEDispenser

  • Jaratenser

  • pisspencer

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJA

  • what?

  • JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJE­W­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ­EW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJE­WJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ­EWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJE­WJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ­EWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ­EWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJE­WJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ­EWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJEW­JEWJEWJEWJEWJE­W

  • Medispencer

    +50% Heal Rate

    -Cannot give ammo

  • @lagger0930 That is probably one of the best ideas of a dispencer tweek iv'e seen EVER.

    Maybe make it possible to overheal? :3

  • @MrCraftybastard great idea :)

  • @lagger0930 That... actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

  • @lagger0930 IS GUD IDEA FOR NEW WRENCH!

  • @lagger0930

    Alternate name: Make soldiers sad-specner

  • Jewwewewewewewewejerererereriz­erererererj

  • Pisspenser

  • JE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-JEEJEWEWE-E-E­-E-E-JE-JE-JE-JE

  • painispenser

  • Diarrheaspenser.

  • MEEEDI-spencer

  • shitspenser

  • Medispender aka the ultimate heal solution.

  • Pisspenser.

  • ahh, piss

  • JARATESPENSER!

  • how about..JIZZPENSER!

  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEEdispenser

  • 0:12 Golden Dispenser. Rarer than the Golden Wrench.

  • MEEEEEdispenser

  • Preparing to dispense product.

    Dispensing product.

  • MEDIC-SPENSER

  • It provides mini-crits when you stand near it

  • Toilet's backed up.

  • Jaspencer

    -50% heal rate

    +puts out flames instantly

    +exposes spies with jarate

  • Oh my god, Bear Grylls IS the Sniper

  • MAD IS SPENCER

  • AKA dick

  • @mw47, everyone who gave your comment thumbs up really cannot hear the differences coming in it.

  • Mad dispenser!

  • Engineer be spankin.

  • MMEEEH-di-Pinsir.

    Yay for random Pokémon reference.

  • loooooooool!

  • thats pretty much a toilet

  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIspenser....

  • Jarate dispenser.wav is corrupted and cannot play properly.

  • ...

  • this would make an awesome update; a spy comes over to sap your dispenser, and gets JERRRREJRJRRJRRERRRREREREERRER­EREREJERRERERERERERERERJRJRJRJ­RJRJRJRJRJRJRJEEEERRRRRRRRR

  • ERECTIN A J-RIIIIGHT HERE-SPENCER

  • Why does Heavy move closer? XD

  • Spy's Nightmare!

  • Erectin a JERAAAAAHHHTI SPENSER

  • spy'd never zap that

  • its like Jaratepencer

  • JeReReReReReReReReReReReReReRe­ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRe­ReReRe

  • JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZIJIIZZJIZZJI­ZZJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZ

  • Engineer is hacker pro

  • how did you get that animation at 0:07

  • @Josiah2536

    He grabbed a arm of the engineer and moved it up and down?

    Idk.

  • Jiiii-iiiiii-iiiiiz

  • @revandude Jizzpenser? I never knew Australian snipers have yellow jizz...

  • @revandude JIREWREWR!

  • Despised by spys... and the rest of your team! In fact... NOBODY LIKES IT!

  • aw piss

  • I like how it's in syringes

  • MEDISPENSER!

  • Charownispenser.

  • Medispencer: Pros: Heals 50% faster. Cons: 50% slower construction time and does not give out ammo.

  • 2 heavys one dispenser 0_0

  • Jarate.exe has stopped working

  • LolWut?

  • MEHHH DICK SPENCER!

  • It cost me $400 000 to drink jarate, for 12 seconds!

  • Piss Densers?

  • MEEEEEEEEEDSPENSER xD

  • medsener!?!

  • Pisspenser!

  • MEEEEE-Dispenser! :D

  • Looks like this Heavy

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    Is pissed.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

  • erectin' a golden shower..!

  • that's hot

  • oh i see how this works -- point gun barrel over the jarate dispensing hole, and let it fill up!

    the piss on your body is just an optional extra.

  • MEDISPENSER!

  • I Haf been shown who is the boss

  • 528 people missed the dislike button.

  • I bet the Heavy got PISSED off. Ha.

  • at least it isnt a mad milk dispenser

  •  Instead of pissing, it shits.

  • JARADISPENSER!

  • Is it just me, or is it actually saying "izzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizzjizzji­zz..."

  • Spy:SAP!

    Jaratedispenser:JERJERJERJEJRJ­EJEJERJEJREKRJERJE

    Spy;OMFG I AM BENG PISSED ON!

  • MEEEEEdispenser...

  • Medispenser XD

    oh mein gott!

  • no spy would ever sapp THIS,

  • Heavy got disappointed when he saw that it did'nt maked sandviches.

  • MEEEEEEDIC SPENSER

  • MEEEEEEDICKPENSER

  • Mehhh Dickspenser

  • erectionajahRAAAdispenser

  • despite heavy clearly being disgusted to the point of tears because he is being sprayed in the face by piss, he moves closer in hopes that his cries will be answered by jar-atespenser

  • did he say jarate spencer? meh

  • so its full of piss... thats pretty gross

  • You notice the heavy getting closer to the Jarate dispenser...

  • Meeeeedispencer!

    That's what the Engie was crafting in the teaser!

  • did heavy just open his mouth and got closer to the dispenser?

  • did heavy just open his mouth and got closer to the dispencer?