The Best of Yahoo Answer Fails and Trolls Part 1

[ARTIindisquize]

0:29 , The sport isn't dumb, you are little girl.

[iloveLMFAOshufflin]

wow how much does dora the explorer weigh?

[MegaStevenhyde]

My butt hurted after my first time too

[Lurverlyful]

EVERYONE LAUGHS BUT STILL NOBODY'S ANSWERED MY QUESTION.

[MrsCrazyForSmarties]

The one about the pigeons... oh my. I can't even :'D

[livelobster123]

These videos inspired me to make a Yahoo answers troll account. It's called Killerdoggycat. :)

[Digiemperor6]

These trolls fail, badly.

[7763aj]

Are people really that stupid?! C'mon now. 

[graemeh2009]

The thing is, on most forums chances are stupid posts are indeed trolls, but with Yahoo! Answers they generally are actually that stupid.

[spparkie1]

0:37 hahahaha

[fourthefour]

The dora the explorer part killed me xD

[Brucejames85]

those are the dumbest questions I've ever seen lol

[glassXmoon]

OK SERIOUSLY CAPS LOCK IS STILL RUINING MY LIFE NO ONE IS ANSWERING ME THEY ALL THINK I'M DOING SOMETHING CALLED TROLLING WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOO

[randomstuff676]

@glassXmoon IDK HELP ME WHEN YOU FIND THE ANSWER!

[thelpsgirl818]

yes very much... 3:25

[thelpsgirl818]

0:58 can someone say emo???

[angrybirdsforever]

*How do i ask a question* LOL

[angrybirdsforever]

My gosh!!! LOL

[Kx2fity22]

HELP ME CAPS LOCK oh there i got IT DAMNIT THERE IT IS AGAIN!!

[1rj800]

1:28 is reasonable I use several sites for this

[Amelia102938]

0:05 COME ON! I Need to get over this fucking bridge! Fucking Troll...

[haggis4tw]

FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE

[glassXmoon]

Lmao! I should ask these questions in school, it will lower my teacher's expectations. x3

[JaysTheMan94]

I used to be a pyromaniac like you, but then I took an arrow to my knee, which isn't there anymore. 0:47

[ptah70]

@JaysTheMan94 Oh shutup

[MrFifa56]

@JaysTheMan94 i used to use the arrow to knee joke...then i took a mace to the face

[Zero14811111]

@JaysTheMan94 People like you deserve to be shot between the nuts.

[HiyyaITZmary]

lol 0:19

[1johntsi]

hahahahaHAHAHA...OMG, I JUST TURNED ON CAPS LOCK

[Bcuz789Duh]

CAPS ARE RUINING MY LIFE TOO! UGH, I CAN'T FACE THE WORLD, I CAN'T FEED MY DOG, I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY GOLDFISH TO DIE, I CAN'T GET HELP EITHER!!

[twister1551]

2:26 WOOOW 

[yeagerbomb089]

0:54 im going to ask my science teacher that and see what she says haha

[ComicBookBoy1082]

0:54 Should have answered yes.

[facinelli3944]

this made my night :)

[gumri5000]

1:25 Nothing wrong with that! I made money online for free.

[erikosius]

Yeah... where can i get free mansion? hahaha

[mainchow10]

I choked after reading the caps lock one.

[MegaMonkeyman101]

Answer to the question at 1:00 get a cup and fill it with water..hold it over your head and breathe..trololol

[Kingpin745]

lols "how do i get a free mansion"

[bourtelli]

lol@1:03

[GoRazorbacks52]

i hate stupid people but at least they can give us a good laugh ever now and then.. my fav. was 0:26

[usnavysss]

I hate the I want to be navy seal questions dam ..

[GameOverLiteUp]

I luv 1:47 So jokes.

[BlackDiamondVBA]

I loled so hard at the Dora explorer 1.

[bellbilly32]

:26 Answered her on question . SMH -_-

[nathanhasc00kies]

1:51 lololololol

[ray0426jh]

"My butt hurts after riding my new bike?"

[RickeySnake]

Let's play a new game with this!

IS IT A BLONDE!!!!!

In this gameshow, you have to figure out the big question IS IT A BLONDE!

[SUPERSTUDIO17]

"You Gotta Pay The Troll TOll to get to the Boy's Hole!"

I Fucking love trolls :P

[Yourtubefan711]

0:43 haha, you forget "sandwiches are made of witches that live at the beach

[alecdude16]

Yep. I'm sorry for having a stereo type that all chearleaders are stupid. Also I agree though that football is a good posrt.

[Amelia102938]

Idk y but 1:08 h

Ad me giggling so hard

[Weezie010]

The cat one reminds me of Cat in Red Dwarf XD

[TheAlbinoUnicorn333]

@Weezie010 I thought the same! So the answer is true...

[sharosudo]

i saw the resolution to the mermaid one

[quaffleman102]

god youtube is full of thumbs up-whores.

[SophieSlippers]

Yeah, my least favourite sport is also "and all that other geeky stuff"

[pacjac03]

0:26 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL she fails .

ankd TiPeas lek thws

[becongeneral]

PS. i don't have access to gunpowder....

that's probably a good thing

[rodrigo69dj]

wait, they celebrate X-mas in Canada ?!?!??!?!?!

[WTFscareME]

the one at 1:45 was HILARIOUS!

[mythplatypuspwned]

How to Become a mermaid:

Let a Dolphin F*ck your mom

[Hello312Kitty]

@mythplatypuspwned Don't you mean fish?

[mythplatypuspwned]

@Hello312Kitty fish dont have dicks.

[Hello312Kitty]

@mythplatypuspwned Yes but .... dolphins aren't related to mermaids.They're mammals.A mermaid is a fish and human.

[mythplatypuspwned]

@Hello312Kitty its not about whats related to mermaids. its about F*ing moms.

[SickQwon]

@OshawottCakes ....Fail

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

whoever wrote 0:26 sounds like the dumb bitch ass preps that me and my friends beat up lol

[TheLordDialga]

@MrMrFunnybunny1 I recall actually answering that question, but I don't remember what I put for it. But, yeah, I HATE preps! They think they are all that, when they aren't! I just want to nuke them all.

[MrMrFunnybunny1]

@TheLordDialga hell yeah hahah. 

[jjayrogers1995]

:55 tell me how it goes after you do that.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

0:26

Scientists have proven that all women will have intelligent DNA inside of them, however 95% of them spit it back out.

[Migglesticks]

1:56

If anyone finds out the answer to this one, please let me know.

[TickleTh1sElmo]

2:24 lmao!

[leonkenndy35]

0:26 and that is why there needs to be a cock in every dumb bitch's mouth

[januarygurlguzzard92]

I love Y!A ♪

[300tunes]

And 0:56 just scared me.

[rundrop444]

1:46 Act like a female pigeon and all the male will come to WOO you making all the (real) female pigeons jealous then run into the bushes grab your net and catch em all, when your home put them into Your bathtub (no water) and lock the door then gouge a small hole in the door so you can talk to them :)

[F1R1NMAHLAZAH]

@palkiagirl1 it could be referred to as a sport, but yeah most sports involve physical activity

[Singleattackfucker]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore ಠ_ಠ

[AVFCsi02]

@Singleattackfucker Same LOL..

[MrLmartell79]

1:19 Is a dumbass.

[dr00p42]

some dubass girl in my english class thought animals might learn to talk if we put them in zoos in 8th grade

[tritanproductions]

LOL

[dontQQplz]

Hahahahaha the best one is 2:23

[HappyIsFleeting]

I think one or two of these questions were legit but the rest were funny as shit!

[PizzaTuber12345]

@palkiagirl1 Yes it is

[300tunes]

@PizzaTuber12345 Technically, chest isn't a "Sport."

[Wilson1592]

@palkiagirl1 Did you just get trolled by a video that pointed out the trolling? WAT

[CoolThisIsMyUsername]

How can I post this video to facebook platinum? Does anyone else here have facebook platinum? I can invite you, but please tell me how to post videos ! It's totally different than regular fb and I'm not that great with computers. Thanks !

[LunaG]

whats the name of this music?

[SomePinkGirl]

1:51 awwww so cute xD

[joefreeman856]

2:21 is simply the best. And the asker's rating, is so fucking great. I can't help laughing.

[RSJustTrees]

Explosive arrows? Yikes

[skaterboy0206]

i found one that said my penis is stuck inside my butthole

[fckt3hp0l1c3]

0:54 gayfish

[MrV1C7OR]

"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ?"

lol so hard

[animeaddt]

TROLL FACE in the front seat Kickin' in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which NUB shall I take? It’s TROLL TIME TROLL TIME! Gotta get down on TROLL TIME! Everybody’s lookin’ towards the weekend TROLL TIME TROLL TIME! Gettin’ down on TROLL TIME! Everybody’s lookin’ towards the weekend TROLLIN' EM TROLLIN'EM (YEAH!) FUN FUN FUN FUN

[KaiserVadin]

the zombie question at 1:48 killed me ...

[Iceshrooms]

LMFAO the caps lock one was hilarious

[DeadIslandTrailers]

if you are reading this, you're an idiot.

[BloodfelX]

@DeadIslandTrailers (o ) W ( o)

[Indomiful]

@DeadIslandTrailers = = = = c===============3

[KaiserVadin]

@Indomiful that long face has a hat o.o

[theschizoid1]

This is some really stupid shit.

[dittocopys]

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH. HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPSLOCK/

[wazzup039]

i cried laughing

[StalkerillEatYou]

Orange juice.

LuL

[BreannaBrooke1]

I laghed so hard at : 2:23

[Shonenut213]

@404aqua NO, there is no god!.....Derp.

[Indomiful]

The sad story is that 70% of them aren't trolls.

Believe it.

[LegoBathtub]

0:18 mDE ME SHIT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[mustangfan1995]

0:43 " Is duck tape really made with ducks?" LOL stupid retard bitch its called Duct tape

[droxek]

This sucks

[TEHTYMEKITTEH1]

FUCK YAHOO ANSWERS

[chrisgopherrong]

0:30 Hmm, can't tell if trolling or really stupid.

[taylahbieber1]

0:58

[taylahbieber1]

o:58 crazy

[Hejzwej]

0:55 made my day x)

[pichirisu]

"...and I'm a Mormon." Fucking hate that shit.

[PsychoJester26]

@WhistlersBrother I'm athiest.

[WhistlersBrother]

@PsychoJester26 I see you have already been compromised by the presence that is on Yahoo answers and all over the Internet. I will pray for your soul.

[WhistlersBrother]

@ptah70 He is real and he does my spiritual laundry. That is why my underwear never has the skid marks of the Devil any more.

[ptah70]

@WhistlersBrother Oh my go-- nothingness, you're trolling aren't you?

[SHaDoWofAniMoSity]

@ptah70 Best. Response. Ever.

[BarryDong]

@ptah70 Genius. You're parents must be very proud.

[DJBuckCallYo]

@ptah70 you got pwned LOL

[superdong666]

@WhistlersBrother i think these 2 sentences just made me religious

[GlitchMasterSonic]

@ptah70 you know just because you dont believe in god doesnt mean you have to suppress people who do.

[Wolfguurl]

@ptah70 Yeah God is not real. Just like how George Bush is not real. -_-

[MacHelL99]

@Wolfguurl more like gods not real like how geogre bush is still president only the south want it

[kingkevin1996]

@WhistlersBrother O.O are you kidding?

[WhistlersBrother]

@kingkevin1996 "For thou shalt be tempted by the evil one, and thou shalt suffer great brown marks as thou launder thine cloths, and upon the cloth which covereth thy behind side, the Devil shall leaveth his mark. And only he who is righteous in the name of the Lord shall have his mark cleaned, and his soul shall be as a clean cloth, never soiled upon by the Devil's excrement." -- Proverbs 26:11

[kingkevin1996]

@WhistlersBrother Amen?

[lllVaPoRlll]

@WhistlersBrother You are the ultimate troll- teach me your ways

[WhistlersBrother]

@lllVaPoRlll LOL I have no idea what you're talking about. You mean like the Brothers Grimm story?

[lllVaPoRlll]

@WhistlersBrother what O.o

[Stefxcisco]

@WhistlersBrother I am gonna call shenanigans on this one

[donte198]

@WhistlersBrother umm what

[PhantomGamer100]

@WhistlersBrother Trolling at its finest, well done sir. Try this on a normal yahoo answer video and i am sure you will hook in tons of helpless people who will feed you :D

[WhistlersBrother]

@PhantomGamer100 LOL I think I'm gonna try that... thanks for the kind words. :)

[kingkevin1996]

LOL @ 2:25

[ClairRedfeild]

0:28 lmao!!!!!!!!

[4markie]

1:10 I've seen that before! lmaso

[Wedcot]

HOW DO I TURN MY CAPS LOCK OFF I TURNED IT ON BUT THERE ISNT AN OFF BUTTON

[MrKiller7001]

@Wedcot to turn caps lock off, go to nobrain.dk

[O0oSorousho0O]

2:35 is actually a real physics question, the superman part was just the unreal part lol. And to escape Earth's gravitational pull, his speed is dependent on Earth's mass....

I don't know Kryptonian biology, but how the fuck does Superman fly in the first place?! :P

[impostirevil]

FUCK THEY DELETED IT!!!

[impostirevil]

I am gonna ask retarded stuff :3

[segath1]

0:30 cant tell if stupid

or just trolling.

[horselovergirl4319]

UMM SRSLY PPL MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK PLZ HELP!!!!

[Oldenheimer1913]

That superman one seems like a legitimate question. Too bad he's asking it on Yahoo answers...

[Dragonfloe]

@Oldenheimer1913 I got something like that in a school physics test once...

[jtgtjtgt]

2:26 lol. Caps lock one lol

[takatoekoe]

SHIT I GOT THE SAME PROBLEM +S

[Sniper1448]

i got one word for you, "Steal"

[ChiaroscuroYume]

Caps lock one, lololololol

[jtgtjtgt]

@ChiaroscuroYume It was funny

[ArMiTrOn330FT]

Hey i got freckles.. :( LOL that's the funniest question in my opinion.

[BassSquid]

@500corndogs how are you on your pc than?



[zSanosake]

Do they celebrate Christmas in Canada or is it more of an American thing?

[dbvideoinc]

I lauged out loud for a whole minute at the pigeon one

[eongirl409]

2:23 best trolling imo xD

[bubblegirl99xoxo]

Omg... The cheerleader... " why do you think we're stupid?" well.... You can't spell a single word right... (￣▽￣)

[julianadropkick]

3:05

dora does NOT weigh 70 lbs. that may be the size of her big head but she prolli weighs around 190

[OdeToNecrophilia]

i just died.

[R3DST4R1]

stupidity on another level LOL