LOCO MAMA'S Christmas V-Log

[Ruthvivian]

Stopped drinking (8/ holyholy....mama..and baby Jesus!!.. Well, Nothing is better that soda water and Valium ! Kind of like Cola Light and Chocolate" Dont cry Loco, It breaks my heart. You'll be all right ;)

[jen1music1vids]

Zipster, my parents divorced when I ws around 9 years old and im 20 now, ive seen my mom twice since then and I talk to her occasionally on facebook and I sent her your loco mama videos and she LOVES them, we both are HUGE fans, and it brought us closer together! Thank You so much for making us laugh and please keep it up! You really should make DVDS of all of the videos and sell them because I would definately buy! Or make a big Loco Mama movie! I hope you think about doing it! -your #1 fan!

[urielwirthful]

well, I feel like i've missed the chance of a lifetime! I can't believe this! Dated 2007! Had I just come online to youtube and found Loco Mama when she made this video, I cuda had myself a hot date! Phuck!

[tina2793]

i wish i could get tanked up with you for christmas,lol i love you xoxo

[setchemati]

...wait is this a real girl or just supposed to be some funny shit?!?!

[JazzWinky]

Haha "used condom in your panties!" this is hilarious!! I've got a lot of lurve to give too Loco you just hit me up anytime of the week!

[sober1980]

OH MY DEAR GOD! ROFL You poor thing!  PammieKay

[wawa2]

I love the end of this video so much!

[faszika]

geez

[patiencepoet]

That's daterape, LocoMama...Go find him & kick his ass! Film the ass whoopin', too!

[Fluteyy]

Ahaha. I love you. You're so damn funny!

[DhiscoStu]

what. thef#ck. have I just seen ;O

[captainfury2007]

HOlyShit Zipster you ust have been LOADED!

[strangeparty]

LOLOLOLOL What is that SOUND that you make toward the end?? It cracks me up every time I see it.

[EndlessQueries]

haha.. i love that.. 'MEH BRRRRR" that is just.. pure-T hilarious! you have such a way about ya Terry all your characters are just.. right on the money. (i wish we could edit our old comments on here instead of adding new ones)

[EndlessQueries]

Zipster,darling? Do you still smoke or was that just for the video?

[Zipster08]

I started smoking again.

[EndlessQueries]

oh i feel better. I tried to be a part of the smoke-out but.. i failed and i felt horrible for it..

[mistymorning26]

@Zipster08 u are the bomb me and my wife love you

[Zipster08]

@mistymorning26 Thanks so much and Happy Holidays!!

[bigmike4569]

Zip were you really dunkded up when you made this?

[TooLooseLeTrek]

Great job of applying the lipstick!

[chesterroo]

God Zip, at the end you look like Annie Lennox gone wrong, and old!

[MaterialTim]

i hate the end

i love a crazy and lucky loco mama

[Davidlock]

Aha! I think is ay this on behalf of all youtubians ( well, most.. lol ) that we all love loco mama and her near-alcoholic ways ^^

[cockgrinch]

I don't whether to laugh at this person or pray for them!!

[Zipster08]

Please pray!!

[RAINBOWxHAZE]

lmao!

[Pegbur]

@Zipster08 (chuckle) You belong on TV...I've been putting your link on my FB, I gotta show my BF your vids. They'll all get a kick outta you.

[sukatra]

I am always mesmerized by those eyebrows.

[cockgrinch]

It's the lips for me. I couldn't look away.

[Brandon22N]

Poor Loco. Let me nussle your boosoms!

[fehquig]

Deadpan at its best! You go, grrrl!

[Femalecommaman]

I feel for ya, Loco! I was at Ida's for T-day!

[Zipster08]

HA HA!

[wwe221]

i'm gonna kill your bitch ass gay boy

[Zipster08]

Um, isn't that against the law? You'll get yourself butt raped for sure in prison!!

[gothbabe17]

you go zipster..tell that jerkoff the truth

[kellenslilman]

you're such a complete idiot.

[gothbabe17]

do you relieze that the camera was still on?

[yumasight]

dear loco mama,

just use birth control. i sense that baby #7 could be on its way. Honey, look into getting a life coach through the state to get your kids back. all us momma's are pullin for ya;)

Love ya;)

[gothbabe17]

that was hilarious

[chron5007]

that is a really scary face

[joeinchicago1970]

This motherfucker, is just too fucking creepy. Thats a nasty ass drag queen. No musical ability either. Trannies are performers

[leimarsh]

you need a sense of humor. who hurt you so badly?! poor soul.

[lipgloss205]

You forgot the camera was still running! Thats just too funny. Lol. Good video

[scatman69]

wow i feel retarded from watching this was that your aim? i hope you feel happy now

[spy9000]

omg

[draagedliKOtto]

Very funny!

Keep it up!

[lipgloss205]

The Ending where she takes off her hair made me laugh so hard. Lol.

[Zipster08]

I totally forgot the cam was still running!!

[spy9000]

wow zipster that was kinda dreaky leaky but it was funny...

[hdjuicyxx]

wtf :|

[somejoto]

It ain't right what they did..taking her kids like that...do you think if I sent her a 40 for her stocking it'd cheer her up? Colt 45 ok?

P.S. Don't give her my email address. Thanks.

[Zipster08]

She LOVES Colt 45!!

[richboy7000]

hey man u rule keep up the good work makin vids

[Zipster08]

Thanks SO much!!

[DeadManWalkin1200]

LOL i like the end! good work ZIP

[Zipster08]

I miss you, buddy!

[greyk2]

loco mama don't act like you use condoms. shoot

[Zipster08]

That's why she was so surprised to find one in her panties!!

[greyk2]

ooooooh, that makes so much more sense now

[hosshuckleberry]

This was the best loco mama

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[xXxXxXMirageXxXxXx]

o.O Do u do drugs or someting?..

[Zipster08]

Something!

[xXxXxXMirageXxXxXx]

Just wanted to be sure ^^

[pistolpeteeee]

u need help

[BrentAudi]

I laugh so much when I watch this!

You remind me of a 'girl' I used to drink with years ago in New Orleans when I became legal to drink!

Story sounds the same! Love it!

Thanks for the memories!

[crosslakebum]

oO that is some creepy shit man

[thalia2727]

IM SORRY ZIPSTER BUT YOU HAVE NO LIFE TO BE CROSS DRESSING ON YOUTUBE.

PLEASE JUST GO TO BEDD LIKE REGULAR ELDERLY CITIZENSz IN THISz WORLD !!! =]

WELL YEAH PLEASE GET OFF YOUTUBE YA OLD HAGG .

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[rockoutwithbenji]

omg lol! love it! ^_^ ~ xXxkckillahxXx

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[suzimar57]

loco mama - did you get your lips done recently??!! - love your drunken, tear-stained, "oh poor me" video! - reminds me of a PSA from the 60s.....

[Zipster08]

It's all in the lip liner!!

[DatAintRight]

Loco Mama needs a 1-800 hotline to make some extra money for those chillens.

[EmiyLive]

You are so stupid.Lol lol lol

[Zipster08]

Happy Holidays from Zip, Loco, Ida and the whole gang!!!

[floryn2006]

hahaha is amazing!!1

[hosshuckleberry]

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants

[Zipster08]

That's a good thing, right?

[hosshuckleberry]

OH MY GOD ITS MY MOTHER

[NewJerseyJoe]

I'd love to make you a love interest in one of my stories -- or marry you.

[notescafe]

I love gay gangsta, ha-ha. I'd love to see him reprise his role. hehe, especially in time for the holiday's.

[JoleneSugarbaker]

Loco Mama Needs An Emmy!

Love You!

Jolene Sugarbaker

The Trailer Park Queen

[Marian52]

That was sad! :(

[JoeM2000]

lol not one of your best loco mama videos

[Zipster08]

Thanks for your opinion!

[timmydenomie]

haha i saw armpit hair!

[eurostileness]

wut about gay gangsta? isnt he comin for xmas?

[indycat47]

Buying you a makeover. LOL

[mortal780]

Yo Dude! You have been ridden hard and put away wet. Love the eyebrow

[phallinangel]

Hot! If I were gay I would SO hit that.

[Stubb]

OH MY GOD!!! You broke my bubble when that wig came off! Mamma's a MAN?!?! Be still my heart...

Does that make me gay?

[paul2641]

why are u so funny

[ErusditicatoR]

Your the funniest ugliest thing i've ever saw

Keep doing your good work,

that's really funny

[Zipster08]

Thank you!!

[LukaIsntLuka]

oh locomama, i love you! :-) you can come to my family christmas party if you want! :-) it's not till the 29th - but it'll still be fun! :-)

[xyxaxsoon]

loco is special

definitely special

[BurkeDevlin66]

please call your local sheriff and ask for a date rape kit and counselor...you were certainly rode hard and put back on the shelf wet...my condolences ms mama

[kellykel34]

drunked up!

[trishasledge]

i was alright til the end when the wig came off ,u looked like a physco killer from a horror movie .lmao love ya loco ,u can spend christmas at my house ,we'll get drunk ,eat spam ,&we wont tell mr z where u went lol

[Zipster08]

Sounds good!

[windbreeze07]

Loco Mama, We can drive around in the herst on Christmas and get drunk and sing Christmas song's and put it on youtube! Then you won't be alone Okay???????

[Brandon22N]

Don't worry Loco mama. Why don't you go over to Mr. Z's and bring along Gay Gangster for your Xmas holiday? I'm sure we all would like to see what gifts are exchanged! Or you can come to El Paso. I just moved here from Chicago and I'm alone too on Xmas too!

[notescafe]

LOL!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!!! Want us to find the guy and kick his arse LOCO MAMA? When we do, it's not going to be pretty. He should wine and dine ya first, sheesh.

[Bikermom69]

Nice one!

[Barehand1972]

You should have dressed and sang like this at the Zipper factory. That would have been real freaky and cool.

[Zipster08]

Yeah, they would have LOVED it...NOT!!

[Barehand1972]

I would have loved it.

[DrZaious]

this old man scares the shit out of me.

[Zipster08]

STOP WATCHING!

[Zipster08]

STOP WATCHING...it's only going to get scarier!!

[Turbocat77]

Huggs for Loco Mama yo sweet baby!

[spydog97]

Lordy...Mary Kay would roll over in her grave!

[Zipster08]

Mary Kay AND Tammy Faye!!

[souixana]

Locomama has had a hard time. I think we should all pitch in and help her have a great holiday.

[distorteddogma]

The heartbreak of the holidays. It aint all fun and games for some folks. Maybe Loco Mama could find a shelter to volunteer at for the holidays. Taking care of others might be just what she needs. And me too.

Be Well.

[maridoran]

LM had me laughing until the end. You OK, Zip? It just left me feeling like I wanted to hug you. Love you!

[Zipster08]

I'm just FINE...thanks so much!

[GayBob08]

My Demented bud....

[ilovewestv]

lol great video

[fruityblack]

you passed out our you passed IT out lol!!!!!you know I LOVE my girl LOco Mama!!!

[MerynCadell]

totally, totally mesmerizing.

and T, you have the best Eyebrow Instinct of anyone I've ever seen.

[MerynCadell]

totally, totally mesmerizing.

and T, you have the best Eyebrow Instinct that I have ever seen.

[TheDarkZone63]

Seems like YT upped the video quality of their site lately...

[Zipster08]

You always make the weirdest comments on my videos!

[Jicknsherry]

I'm sorry about your children but you seem a wee bit inebriated tonight. I didn't think Ms. Loco smoked...sweetie you have to get another hobby and quit smoking cause your children need you. Tell Zip he needs to also. You both will feel a lot better (and healthier) and the reason I can say this is that I had a stroke 14 yrs. ago and smoking caused it. It was my only risk factor. Enough preaching..I love you Loco just want to help...

[Zipster08]

Thanks for the concern!

[Jardinami]

I think I will send my husband over for LM for the holidays. Once he gets into the bottle of Vodka, they could be twins separated at birth.

[Zipster08]

HA HA HA!!

[nealssheepdog]

Well done Loco Mamma. I think you are a great mother. I will tell social services I think that you are spamtastic... neal

[gurlgon2wild]

this is SOOOOOOO scary and that gurl is a jerk!

[homidog11]

lol!

[littlequeen64]

Uncle Zip please lay off the booze a little,that was scary.I love you.

[Zipster08]

Thanks for the concern!

[PeonysA]

Now that was special.

[petuniabelle650]

Damn, Zipster, that was sad. Poor little Loco Mama. I hope she gets her kids back soon.

I have to say, though, that I always have to watch Loco Mama at least twice, because the first time I can't do anything but look at her eyebrows, I can't hear what she's saying for being fascinated by the eyebrows!!

[Zipster08]

Too late for Furnifur...TokenBlackChick is already a partner!!

[msdragonfly1]

lol :D loved every bit.

how do you keep your wig in such good shap?

[dex2345]

Chris Crocker's got nuthin on you, Babe.

psst on the O.Q.! (original queen)

[supricky06]

id hit it

[Zipster08]

I was afraid of that!!

[mygoditsu2]

I freakin' swear that was my last girlfriend til she took of her wig. It's my brother.

[danndon]

Well at least it sounds like you have already had your stocking stuffed. ho ho ho.

[LazyLimonada]

im disturbed yet again lol

[leechcharmer]

lmao the end is great

[dandoit]

zip you look the spitting image of sly stallones mother !!!!!! have you seen her ??? honestly your the double. LOL

[Zipster08]

OH GOD.....NO!!!

[LowlyDodecahedron]

oh my god, loco mama wears a wig? :-O

[edenbainbridge]

you may come to my house for 'z'mass. florida is lovely!

[TheNewYorkTony]

lookin good mama

[mrebecca1]

The special one I like to keep home! lmao

[Blankspace321]

Hang in there mama. Keep the chin-up. And have another beer.

[snellvillegirl]

wow ms. mamma do you know how to edit your vids...that ending watching you edit kind of took the pain out. hahahah i hope you get someone to love you up over the holidays..and give you the respect you deserve...hahah I just love your vids!

[MattieCooper]

5 stars! Favorited! Classic!

[CanadianWarMachine]

Zip I thought you quit?

[Zipster08]

I'm no quitter!!

[mittensisfat]

looks like loco has not sleeped in days!!!!!!!!!

[stevebaron1981]

crazy zip!!! you allways got me laughin

[tiparker119]

Hey Loco Mama....do you think that maybe Gay Gangster has some time to share with you for the holidays..?? As I have said before, LOVE the Loco Mama..and wishing you a Merry Christmas...!!!!

[Zipster08]

He's still in prison!

[fruityblack]

Hey yea what in the world happened to my other favorite "Gay Gangster" what has he been up too lately????

[Zipster08]

prison...of course! Stealing make-up from the Dollar Tree!

[giggygina1950]

Go help Zip and sisters of Zip bake some Christmas cookies to take your mind off thing!!lol

[Alm3ga]

hmm i thought u were loco :P lol that was so funny xD

[Montagraph]

You found a used condom in your Panties. Too funny and Nasty at the same time! lol

[Zipster08]

Thanks, Monty!

[TheFerret78]

Omg I am crying from laughing so hard. So sorry for you Loco. Here's hoping you have a better Christmas than Thanksgiving. :-)

[timido66]

Will you adopt me?

[EmberDove]

Seriously brilliant.

[Zipster08]

Seriously, THANK YOU!!

[WildCherry7777]

Loco needs a get a make over at a MAC cosmetics counter

[deemedia]

too f'kin funny.... 5 stars.