Nanobots

[blueboy4rock]

illuminati xD

[killer2611]

they have testibots, but do they have vag vacuum bots too? douche bots?



[Tim92G]

0:20 why in the fuck is the nanobot riding on a SPERM??

[Inomod1]

Top Gun.

[JosephLayde]

so where was this concert filmed at?

[justanotherguy37]

prototype doesnt mean 3d photoshop pictures

[MrRougeshadow]

TOP GUN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[e16boii]

DISLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[mmisa1998]

what is the use of that?

[DeSerT97]

My dick would spit it out

[Alientraveler003]

I'm sorry but this is verry true and allready in the works ,

[funnyangrykid]

NanoBot Thoughts - Destroy All humans, Destroy all humans, Destroy all HEY a penny.. Humans, Destroy all humans.

[TheAsainnoodles]

chode size.

[sr71ablackbird]

nanobots would be smaller than that, down to micron size

[GameplayOfCombatArms]

I REALLY HOPE THEY FAIL AT THIS

[TheFifth512]

Commander Sheperd is here... Its mass effect 2 all over again

[LastPhantomHD]

No way in fucking hell would I want the nanobot in me. Its to big, make it smaller. And I just figured out how dirty that sounded...

[GuiltyGearRockYou]

GREAT SONG CHOICE!! :D

[i0mg]

THEY FINALLY FOUND THE SPERM KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!

[hybrid306]

Sometimes i think sperm deserves a hug. Now a robot can do it for me. Yay!

[TheStoneAgeStudios]

What's the point of helping one sperm?

[nethackspain]

Menuda mierda de video. Más falso que los gemidos de una actriz porno. Encima con una canción para mariconas.

[silverwolfalpha]

where is Rick Roll?

[Abprat1]

why the fuck did i watch this.........

[Framiga57]

the future of surgery! fascinating

[thatguyovertherelmao]

who else thought the maschine ad was a part of the video and thought they were selling nano bots...

[AdVerx1]

I'm pretty sure a woman doesn't want to be hold captive of a cyborg in her uterus.

[grehsmxkjx]

see honey i told you its nano bots not crabs

[cjdlego]

yar.. 30 seconds battery life

[eyeh8dog]

WOW! that was so lame.

[sic0man]

nano machines...

[todonomore]

Lol at sperm carrier.

[crackerworld]

They invent them for good ..but unfortunately end up killing people (some blog/site/news paper might say in the future 2150)

[Zooni2]

Research the meaning of nano before posting BS.

[XxPzPxX1]

I you said they are molecular u would not see them on your hand at 0:15

[G3zX]

TOP GUN

[moya138]

i have them inside me now

[SmurfzomzINC]

NANABOTS MADE ME HAPPY. >.<

[MediaMilkTutorials]

Because that wouldn't get lost:)

[SOAPYL96A1]

id laugh if nanobots ate sperm when a man and woman had sex or the nanobots destroyed the penis during sex as it was not part of the woman and thought it was a dangerous organism

[chamilonster]

i hate you for this shit, refound me my 34 weasted seconds of my life, MF

[danieldaniel10]

@chamilonster "refound" LOLWUT

[Neonmonkey41]

Top Gun theme?

[Abprat1]

size of my dick

[The1ryan231]

@Abprat1

thats a bad thing...

[Abprat1]

@The1ryan231 it could be worse

[aamoovies]

@Abprat1 you mean justin be- oh wait that joke is old as fuck

[Abprat1]

@aamoovies still a classic

[SagarisPlays]

@Abprat1 you are my new hero :)

[Abprat1]

@SagarisPlays good to know :D

[294crazy]

@Abprat1 nano dick

[User14k]

@Abprat1 no its the size of justin biebers dick

[Abprat1]

@Abprat1 my dick just grew so its slightly smaller then the size of my dick

[BloodnutXcom]

0:22 iStockPhoto XD

the sheer fail of this video...

[rockstar5146]

I'm pretty sure i wouldn't want a robot inside of ma ball sack o_O

[SSJ3Ulcer]

@rockstar5146 Its called a sperm cell

[dalejrfan800]

@SSJ3Ulcer Yes, which are inside of your ball sack.

[Quicksilver6]

@rockstar5146 You haven't lived until you've ejaculated nanobots! (speaking of gray goo scenarios...)

[DanielHeusburgh]

OUR GOVERNMENT IS SPYING ON US

And I was going to say something else, forgot, damn

[actionkitty098765432]

good ol' top gun..

[MrVaypour]

Admit it. We all feel like MUGS!

[Hoverlo]

Its about making money not saving lifes, if you think this world cared about saving lifes would you think we would have millions of people dying from hungry and all other sort of illness. We all ready have enough food and aid to help these people, the only thing is they dont have any money.. so this technology sounds great and will save lifes.. but only the rich..

[leegwyn412]

dangerous, why mess

[crazyjezza]

@leegwyn412 because it could save millions of lives if we perfect them?

[cbk0verk1ll]

im sorry but i dont think that nanobot is small enough to go through your veins and u showed 2 pics one the size of the tip of your finger and one the size of a bloodcell which one is it?

[MacClay8]

@cbk0verk1ll It's neither, since the thing on the finger was just some RFID chip, and everything else was CG rendering. This was some middleschooler's multimedia project.

[tejjaw]

yay cant wait till imortality comes

[LittleBoxXx]

rofl @ iStock logo on one of the images! Haha.

[TheRobcabob]

That's actually to big to be NANO isn't it?

[CarniTHC]

@TheRobcabob thats why they said prototype.. -.-'

[wrathlos]

he got so many dislikes he disabled the like/dislike bar

[andybz89]

WOW a video with nanobots!LOL!MAibe in some time will be a video with one of the crysis nano suit!LOL!Thumbs up if u agree

[jfan4reva]

Total waste of 34 seconds. Just a bunch of still pictures, no video, no info, they don't even know how to spell the singular form of 'nanobots' (i.e. nanobot). Definitely not clicking on the link. Don't want to be a troll, but this is a pretty useless video. No wonder ratings have been disabled.

[TDRrevenge]

wernt nanobots first used in red dwarf lol.

[NiphoDeath]

That's a crap will soon be implanted in the human body. This is

A new variation, the government control over us.

[yoDog421]

pet that person in the picture had his middle finger up while holding the nanobot

[PartFeminist18]

woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaa. pregnancy in a bottle here we come

[Vladorz]

shouldn't nanobots be nanometric? that thing is half a centimeter

[TheLolzLizard]

0:21 i think ik what those are but i dont wanna say it.....SPERMMMM!!!!!!

[elvisflorian]

The future of and abortion I'n a pill

[demonsparkx]

leme guess, iNanobot?

[TansenExoFire]

That's still pretty damn big for a nano bot.

[sebifam]

so its like robocop sperm?

[Oshyrath]

At 0:20, is that robot riding sperm?

[Furryholocaust]

@Oshyrath Yes it will create the perfect human race ever.. GERMANS

[Oshyrath]

@Furryholocaust What are you talking about? Germans aren't asian.

[xDoctorWho]

@Oshyrath ..inb4 doesn't get joke.

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

i used to go on wild adventures with nanobot's then i took a zap to the knee

[brady09ful]

BULLSHIT this is fake FUCKERs

[IcoNyx]

not a fan of slideshows... also I see you disabled voting... this does not bode well.

[GBelair]

Well recently nanocytes were used to cure a chimp from the Ebola Virus sucessfully. They actually use a Bacteriums tail to navigate. They do so by doing something which I cannot remember, that actually can make a bunch of these bacteria move around where they want them to like schools of fishes, wish i didn't lose the video.

[PikeMikeCraig]

the nano bots reminds me of the hexbug toys.

[AdamHalperin]

this isn't g.i. joe

[kaylemrussell]

I WACHED IT LIKE 1000000000 TIMES AND DO NOT GET WHAT THE VIDEO IS ABOUT SO I WASTED 3.4000000 WICH IS 3 HOURS 40 MINETS AND BLA BLA SECANDS

[Lolllzzzzzzful]

Lol music from "TopGun" :D

[cronama]

that was so lame

[courtneyandjasmine]

CRAP THEIR STUPID

[GiantMoosin]

This is crap

[Sucharz1]

what was the bloody point of uploading this video ?

[Motorbreath82]

@Sucharz1 Proof that you can find anything pointless on youtube :)

[matt16103]

@Sucharz1 dude, cause its got the music from TopGun in it lol

[shotgunman432]

@Sucharz1 its on animoto it was probably a school prodject :/

[TheGyroid]

@Sucharz1

it was made in animoto therfore: GAY

[htomerif]

thanks for taking a 34 second crap on 300000 peoples faces.

[AbduCola]

Joe Satriani!

[GuilleMetal666]

I don't like this, it's so unnatural, so people are thinking of totally change nature rules for human rules? After so many movies I don't trust this kind of things

[machomamajr]

its the government omg we are dooooooooomed lol

[iTheGeek]

0:20 is this a new form of spermicide?

[GuilleMetal666]

@iTheGeek no, it may be a program to select the most perfect sperm to fecund the ovule

[theiopl22]

whoa whoa whoa back up wat that a nanobot riding a sperm like a cowboy?!

[deuceheavyweaponzloc]

@theiopl22 lmfao looks like it may be

[ent2186]

@theiopl22 That's the Future of contraception.

[kidinatux]

@theiopl22 thats what i saw

[purified159]

@theiopl22 i think it is

[720moorhsum]

@theiopl22 why not zoidberg?

[AssasinsBounty]

When i saw this i thought of MGS

[jbl456]

Crap. Sorry mate, but just really crap on all levels

[carlchiovarie2001]

fake



[drago433]

nano bots are supposed to be on a molecular level why are you showing a picture of a guy thats holding a LED sized thing?

[MrSy945]

hahahahaha top gun!!!!!!!

[macoroni]

Alright Ice Man!

[luigimario54321ful]

I thought i saw a tiny terminator on the thumbnail

[mattstorm360]

NAH needs to be smaller.

[Revel1011]

just wasted 34 seconds of my life

[FrenchBoy96]

Top Gun

[RazorX53]

@mirandansa yeah :D it'd have to be 999,999 nanometers~ to be considered a nanobot

[Bdawgbeast]

omg mini robots

[mirandansa]

More like a milli-bot.

[phjabbawockidz]

jimmy neutron

[ibm5155]

yup. skynet is near

[404nottfound]

0:20 LMAO

[Heroicsup]

guess that 273 309 people tried to dislike this but when they couldn't they just left without their 34 seconds that they wasted on this video that shows..pictures and some crappy music, thanks again

[GrayEagle48]

Looks like the bug Mr Smith implanted in Neo.

[wadehutchinson1963]

what does Top Gun have to do with this?

[fireblazzerx]

Now Mankind evolves its self.

[fireblazzerx]

its amazing...... evolultion has allowed us to evolve faster and more rapildly then nature could have done on its own.

[mrswagbucks56]

is this pokemon music?????



[SaintIves013]

I hope they can perfect this to the point where is will help sufferers of blood clots.

[aLuCaRdHTTB]

@SaintIves013 not only, but aide's, cancer, and all other body ailments. but this kinda brings up that whole lot of "with great power, comes great responsibility". and humans aren't responsible. imagine every1 depended on these things for their health, blow an EMP and everyone in that blast would suffer severe damaging from the inside. kinda scary imo.

[djzatorze]

that video is useless!

[dfghj241]

right.. it is possible to assemble microscopic metal pieces and circuits into a fully functional nanorobot? thats way to advanced for nowdays i think.. but i dont know anything on the subject...

[smolej10]

name song pliss ????

[Razor4ever]

They will tell You its for fighting with cancer and other b.s while they will kill people with this shit.

[Draslin]

@Razor4ever Right, I bet Reynolds make a mint selling you tin foil. Tech is a tool, it can be used for good or ill, but if we refused to open those doors we'd all still be living in caves dying in our twenties of disease, starvation, and poor nutrition. The real problem is in our heads, until we can overcome our primitive impulses there will be no end to it whether we wield nano tech or sharpened sticks.

[hatheyrealldead]

how the hell is that supposed to hook onto cells its frkken huge

[TheRandomness96]

Do you have nano Machines? yea Lets do Codec

[PJFIV]

Anyone else think of Roboporn @0:20 ?

[benly33]

Who the hell would build a nanobot when you know there is a huge possibility they could destroy you and have a mind of its own1

[Redalertnoobie]

@benly33 hmmmm..... isn't that like saying cars can kill you if it goes out of control so why build them... see it is the same thing and nano bots advantages that out way the disavantages ... just like the car, but nanobots can become a reality if the graphene issuses are fixed

[opaqueproductions235]

@benly33 you sir, sure sound like an engineer.... jk

really should start contributing back to society.. I will just assume you are young.

[benly33]

@opaqueproductions235 I watched a movie once then so i'm just assuming there could be a possibility.

[derekde2]

0:20

Nanoballs

[wolfishhippo]

the reason nanobots are so impractical is because you would have to literally assemble them molecule by molecule, or somehow grow them. that's how they engineered the nano-gear. it stared with an extremely rough molecular template and then fungus was introduced and grew into roughly the shape desired. if you could produce a magnetic field exact on the molecular scale, then ,maybe you could molecularly assemble nano-machinery.

[Sparx936]

@wolfishhippo Or build a nanobot that would connect to a server and follow instructions there to go to certain resources and build more nanobots

[ChineseSweatShoppe]

@wolfishhippo Hmm, I wonder how your cells in your body grow, it definitely cannot be molecule by molecule because that is too impractical. Also the technology to mass produce is not far off.

[VTOLAircraftMad]

@wolfishhippo thats what nanofactories will be for

[CaptainMetalwing]

@wolfishhippo Well is the solution obvious? Nanomachine assembly line factory!

[carlchiovarie2001]

@wolfishhippo whaaaaaaa?

[koalabear2]

@wolfishhippo But you can circuity to the size of 22nm easily today.

[BartJBols]

@wolfishhippo or print them with a 3d printer, thats the most feasable way to do it atm

[brady09ful]

@wolfishhippo booo u bore me

[HueJazzz]

@wolfishhippo give me a scientific explanation, of how i can molecularly assemble my cock in your mouth, ;) hah not so smart after all huh

[CODhigh]

@wolfishhippo ur an idiot. nanobots are cells force mated into desired cells. but as we all know this cannot work because it is the same factor as mating a cow with a horse sure something will come out but they would not be able to create a new species due to reproductive issues. same for a nanobot if we were to mate cells into a desired "nano bot" we would have to do billions at a time for them to work for a week tops. it defies the laws of physics and you defy the laws of intelligents.

[BALAZSBAZDMEG]

roflcopter brought me here