Tavros' Sex Life

[ZombieCupcakes1]

...Why does Dave sound like that guy from Detective mittens?

[Amphy720]

So...give him some bitchicken nuggets?

[FlubbahProductions]

O~O

I'm gonna go throw up now.

*blarf*

*BOOM*

I blew up my toilet puking so much.

[MsLemonShot]

0:40 So ironic it hurts.

[HarleyQuinnHaha1]

I think that Gamzee needs to see this video, he could learn a lot from it.

[Skunkoon98241]

@HarleyQuinnHaha1 Gamzee hates Dave though ... so he'd probably freak the fuck out!! D:

[dsmaniac12]

uHHH,

[eevee4155]

Tavros: OOOH

Dave: FUCK. YOU.

[sailingonrainbows]

Send this to your friends..

[PrincesTomboy]

... wait, Dave said "fuck you" at the end, to Tav... but wasn't he already?

[PrincesTomboy]

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THIS

AND WHY AM I SO AROUSED

OH GOG

[DerpyDackles42]

Cool Story Bro... Fo

[AriaAsacura]

always fun to be a taurus

[doseusa]

I want an mp3 of that song with whoever's singing it, pff lol

[MarthofGermania]

I'm a Taurus... I feel uncomfortable, and I love it.

[nekomarly2]

I feel very uncomfortable now.

[Jdore96]

@Nightingalecantsing So since I was supposed to be born on January 13th instead of my actutal birthday, the 30th, I'm supposed to be my other sign? I'm more like Gamzee than Eridan.

[FunGamersGod]

I feel weird.... I'm a Taurus but.... I love purple moar....

And I don't get turned-on or manipulated by music or good food?

People, what's wrong with me?

[NightingaleCantSing]

@FunGamersGod simple, you just weren't born on the day you were aligned for, maybe you were early, or late, But you should be able to find your true sign by simply looking at whats fits you best.

hope this helps!

[sOShayOs]

@FunGamersGod It's confusing to describe with youtube's character limit, but to sum it all up: you're born with a sun, moon, and ascendant sign.

Sun sign is the one that corresponds to your birthdate (for example, I was born May 6th so my sun sign is Taurus).

Then, due to the alignment of the planets and other variables at the time of my birth, my moon is Scorpio and my ascendant happens to be Taurus.

So, I am very taurean about some things, but I have a lot of scorpio influence, too, I notice.

[FunGamersGod]

@sOShayOs Thanks...

To sum it up. My Sun is Taurus, Moon is Leo and Ascendant is Libra... :3

[sOShayOs]

@FunGamersGod Oh! >///<;;; Did you already know about that? Haha, sorry~~ That's a cool mix, though :3

[FunGamersGod]

@sOShayOs I didn't. ;P I just checked for those.

+ you made me blush...~ x//3

)(lmao, that's a turn-on)(

[sOShayOs]

@FunGamersGod ooh, I see, I see~ \o/ Neat~ and lol! aw XD must be the Libra-Taurus combo ;D XD *jkjk*

[FunGamersGod]

@sOShayOs -blushes brightly- Now that's just being unfair...~ x//3

[RanaTheStrange]

This is fucking fantastic

[X3kawaiichan]

I just realized....... My kismesis is a Taurus.

[Rezec75]

Okaaaay...

I'm Taurus (2nd of may).

I can't resist to good food (put some examples IRL when I was kinda manipulated by it)

I DO like blue and green (and black) colors.

And occasionally I turn on music louder as "noise curtain" (personal reasons) during "sharing love" in my very apartment...

... it's like someone put an instruction about me. I feel kinda naked now((

[InvaderMeg10]

WHEN THE FUCK DID TAVROS GET A SEX LIFE?

[LysanderAoi]

.n. Haters gonna hate.

[santoys98]

has sudden urge to do fanart but must resist because ppl look through my notebooks

[Chasitythefangirl]

:33 < no you little shits

:33 < stop this

:33 < *ac cannot take any mewore of this bullshit*

:33 < fuck you all and fuck your weeaboo shit

:33 < ac out

[Fantasticishness]

stupidhomestuckfans

[30Mak30]

Imma Taurus.

Oh shi-

[blizrfiz]

blue and green?

Vriska and Nepeta? :P

[DJTripleFive]

@blizrfiz I think you mean Equius and Nepeta :D

[TheAkatsukiAnonymous]

Tavros has a sex life? *defends self*

[rosewriter124]

DAT MUSIC.

AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH. BD

[TeaganEbony]

I need a towel.

[npminion]

cool story bro? sexy story bro!!!!!!

[AndCarryOn]

at first i was like "lol wat tavros"

and then i was like

"SEASONS DON'T FEEEEEAR THE REAPERRRRRRRRRRRRR, NOR DO THE SUN THE WIND OR RAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN"

[Realalovesme]

XDDDDDDD

[hopespuppeteer]

I enjoy this so much more than I should.

[ZephyrineDragon]

What. Just, what? I'm supposed to like all this?

[2wagtastiic]

D --> I..I need a towel.

[TatiLucario]

LMFAO XDD

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

e///o I'm a Taurus .. OH SHIT DX

[MaxieMarauder]

@Cutebunnyanimator123 I am too. The traits seem to apply decently well to me, though, ngl.

[tamama7000]

@MaxieMarauder This makes three taurus pplz xD

[MaxieMarauder]

@Cutebunnyanimator123 I am too. The traits seem to apply decently well to me, though, ngl.

[MissAquaBalloon]

@MaxieMarauder

@Cutebunnyanimator

Can I interest you two in some good food and music? >;D

[MaxieMarauder]

@MissAquaBalloon I will resist swoonage for I am a taken man.

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

@MissAquaBalloon Food? Music? HNNGH

MUST.

RESIST.

ALL.

POSSIBLE.

ENCOUNTERS

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

@MaxieMarauder XDD

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

@MaxieMarauder XD

[xKoraxAyomex]

@Cutebunnyanimator123 Be prepared for when Dave comes around with food and music.

Be. Prepared.

[Cutebunnyanimator123]

@xKoraxAyomex N-Nuuuu .... TT^TT

[blizrfiz]

Blue and green?... i now ship Tav x Vriska and Tav x Nepeta... even more then usual.

[AlexKat99]

cool story bro.

[DjMutalisk]

Yeah I watched the whole thing.

"Oh my" pretty much sums it up quite nicely.

[Aresftfun]

That's a load of bollocks. I don't like sensual music during sex. I think it's stupid.

And food doesn't turn me on. Books turn me on. And solid colours are sexier.

EVERYTHING IS WRONGGGGG

[NarutoOrganisation13]

, , ,

[MaxieMarauder]

I wonder how many of the "oh my" commenters actually watched the whole thing.

[LysanderAoi]

Moarofthisdavevoice.

Itismyheadcannon. <333

[TripleKekkon]

.... The fuckery is this?

[MaxieMarauder]

@TripleKekkon It's a couple guys reading a comic. Nothing homosexual here at all.

[GhostlyBlackIce]

Wat

[RocketChuRiot]

oh.......oh my........

[naruhina2894]

.... o///O

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

......Oh my