February 12, 2009: The Day in 100 Seconds

[LtDrg35]

on I turn 17 on this day next month!

[queenkk212]

My 15th birthday :D

[bobcatnickrocks]

I turned 13 today!

[jakemiscool]

My b day to

[nihatbesiktas1903]

my bd too

i turned 21 today :(

[boobylandmaster]

No way it's my birthday too! Gonna be 18 this Friday. Looks like we all have something in common. :D

[Sephir9x]

2/12 is my birthday too!

I'm going to be 19!

[swirlybuns12]

my birthday :D :D :D :D :D :D

[ibanez666guitarist]

MY BIRTHDAY :))

[LinkinJoe1]

Feb 12 my bday too :)

[Catalinboyro]

my birth day 12 feb :)

[lootwarmeggz]

this is my birthday my name is lincoln

[handyguy900]

febuary 12 is my birthday = ) =) = )

[sigge951]

12 feb is my birthday

[RequestLyrics]

da day me n my bf broke upp!!!!! ugh! D:

[Skurgefaust]

WoW very funny to see this one month later........well not funny, disturbingly positive in comparison..

[AliefDuffey]

Why is this no longer available? IS there something we shouldn't see?

[Chick6517]

This video really caught me off guard. It gave me areally good laugh though. =D It just shows that you really have to pay attention to EVERYTHING.

[kerasea]

what a waste of 90 seconds that was

[ForGlory99]

Ms. Peggy should take over that blonde bitches job on the morning show on fox and fucks.

[Taino187]

F*ck Judd Gregg! dang partisan puzzy!

Good Riddance!

[Pawluk44]

I thought this was the day in 100 seconds. Not just USA crap. Dont get me wrong I love America but there must have been something more exciting happening in the world.

[corbyz]

That little kid saying "Bawack Obamaaaaa!" is the cutest thing I've seen all week. I actually wish that part was longer.

Whos the winner? America! Whos the loser? My grandchildren!

[DavidTheSilencer]

ROFL that was the funniest shit i seen today.

[tannersanta]

I wanna kick that asian lady from fox

[Truthiness231]

The guy at 1:03 is supposed to be a Lincoln impersonator? I just don't see it...

/sarcasm_off

[zeitgeisthero]

"You OK son ? " LOL

[zeitgeisthero]

That kid demonstrated saying "Barrak Obama " makes you go into a seizure. lol

[zeitgeisthero]

Banks are holding Credit Default Swaps which may be larger than all US Dollars in circulation ! Nobody really knows !

Problem, Action, Solution ! Fear mongering legislation !

Trying to increase spending as the answer to the economy is how we are in this debt crisis ! Like throwing gas on fire ! Saving/paying off your debt is the only answer ! Please WAKE UP PEOPLE !

[zecnobot]

Wow, a whole $9 extra every paycheck.

[Jeijo1]

ouh thanks for pointing out the obvious that he obviously isn't "the real Abraham Lincoln", I just thought there for one second that he was...yeah right

[robinvan1983]

lincons birthday is more important than Darwin?

[carrierexchange]

Don't you just love Fox "News"?

[squidb8]

800 tril dollars. Wow it sure was a good thing that the group that wants to get rich by screwing over American citizen was able to come to agreement with the group that wants American citizens to be more dependent on the government. Now they can get back to the job of screwing over the American citizens

[Glargl]

800 billion, not trillion. But still...

How much is a trillion?

- One trillion one dollar bills, would reach from the Earth to the moon and back... eight times!

- If you were to count to a trillion, counting one number per second and not stopping to eat, breathe or sleep, it would take almost 32000 years.

- There are about 100 billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy - 10 times less than the amount the next bank bailout will cost the US.

[zeitgeisthero]

Im taking about trilions, if your responding to me ? 10 tril federal debt + 7 tril Social Security + 27 tril Medicare + 8 tril Medicad = 52 tillion dollars in federal commited taxes ! Thats $ 173,000 per american. Watch IOUSA

[Glargl]

If you tally it all up, then yes. Boy, you're so unbelievably screwed. Not that it's really any better here in Europe... :(

[Truthiness231]

Since we've all signed up for a world economy, we all get screwed when this stuff happens. Sucks, I know... and on behalf of the sane Americans (though I can't say much for the majority of nuts), we'd like to apologize for our piss-poor economists.

I'm afraid the only consolation we have is that China went down with us. =P

[squidb8]

When I look for equivalents in money I don't stack them to the moon like twinkies I buy things, and man thats alot of beer.

[Glargl]

And buying beer and returning the cans has proven to be a much better investment than most corporate stock over the last year. And it's a lot more fun.

[hugeo324]

who are the winners? America! Who are the losers my grandchildren! So sad yet so true the way we keep going :(

[LisaNova]

Amazing, as always.

xo- Lisa

[BlueEagle8]

The show goes on... now when is that fat lady going to sing?

[bigjstokes]

Not only Lincoln, but it was also in fact Darwin's 200th birthday. They were born on the same day.

[graveyardpc]

"Note that this is obviously a Lincoln impressionist." I'm stunned. No, seriously.

[thinkingcitizen]

This is why I don't watch TV anymore. YUCK!

[dylanbryson]

yes it will, just like in any other country. only when we get rid of this government will they be punished.

[ForzaInternazionale9]

Celebrated in America ???? YEAH RIGHT lol

[irvrod]

you okay son>? lol

[FrenchConcrete]

yet another concentrated dose of the days media madness...spell-binding & sickening, all at once.

[laurieannek]

Can you say hyper inflation - good bye dollar hello new currency Amero

[kelseywall]

Everything about Fox makes me sad.

[GodKillerAtheist]

Fox tabloid snewz

[Maplesyrup41]

fuck fox new

[LazarusDurden]

Michelle Malkin is fucking insane... There's really nothing more to say on it.

[beccahday]

hahaha you ok, son?

[LeoHareMusic]

American "news" is disgraceful. You'd never see Miss Piggy on AlJazeera or BBC World Feed.

[pejovjos000]

But you WILL see it on Faux

[angelikal]

Correction: only FOX news.

[Davenergy]

I agree, especially Fox. News should not be opinionated.

[whistleo]

Davenergy: if you don't think news should be opinionated, why are you watching Talking Points Memo videos? Their editing and reporting is completely devoid of objectivity or journalistic integrity, but it's not like they're trying to be impartial.

[Davenergy]

I watch these videos for the entertainment value. I still want to see the most ridiculous things people have to say, but not thrown in with a news story.

[whistleo]

I disagree. America's television news is awful. However, the country is also home to some top notch newspapers: New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, etc.

[Namari12]

.. excuse me? "Top notch"? Maybe 30 years ago. These days, New York Times is nothing but editorials, and the Washington Post is totally uniformed. Wall Street Journal still has a little merit, maybe I'll give you that one.

I get my news from BBC and Al Jazeera, honestly *shrug*

[whistleo]

How am I supposed to respond to complete sensationalism? You're right, the New York Times hasn't reported a single story in three decades, the Washington Post just makes up stories for fun, and the WSJ still has an ounce of merit because -- let me guess -- you tend to lean conservative.

[Namari12]

Nope. I campaigned for Obama. I've marched for gay rights, I strongly support the legalization of marijuana, and I called my senators to urge them to vote for the stimulus package.

The New York Times sticks editorial content into its articles. There's news there too, but I want straight news, not their opinions with it. The last article I read in the Washington Post was total bullshit. And WSJ has the readership that it hasn't had to sink to those levels to get the cash... yet. Thus, merit.

[whistleo]

I guess I'm surprised that you accuse NYT of editorializing while saying WSJ has merit given the massive amount of criticism the latter has received in recent times (hint: Rupert Murdoch) and given that just yesterday they got in hot water for editorializing that Bush wouldn't be given a free pass for preselecting journalists to call on during press conferences when in fact he did. Also, how does your silly anecdotal evidence prove anything about the journalistic standards of the WaPo?

[Namari12]

I hadn't heard the story about about WSJ; thank you for sharing it, I'm going to go look it up now. However, in any case, you've kind of proved my point. The fact that we're talking about any of these papers "editorializing" at all proves to me that none of them are particularly "top notch", eh?

[whistleo]

Seeing as the medium WSJ used to editorialize was an editorial, I really don't think I have. They're in hot water because they clearly misstated facts (not for editorializing), which is something any newspaper, regardless of quality, is guilty of at times. Seeing as you don't find any of these papers to be of world class, I would be fascinated to know which papers you believe are of higher quality.

[prognost]

I fucking love Miss Piggy. That is all I have to say.

[lamouchemorte]

Michelle Malkin looks like an ewok.

[coattail2]

Hey, don't dis the ewoks, Ewoks are great!

[wavycrockett420]

yo that lil kid is funny

[philly1537]

he's fuckin retarded

[wavycrockett420]

he aint ,just excited

[philly1537]

the best video on you tube

[flang]

michelle malkin is a joke when it comes to doing anything politics related

she gives a mean blowjob though

[wayne388]

Why must Fox News insist on making a joke out of itself? :\

[ElectrickZebra]

0:16 lol

[voyeurdug]

Just looooove seein' that Michelle (banana) Malkin babe puttin' an Oreo hit on the O-Man. Yeah, irony sundae!

[TiTSxxMcGEE]

yeah, agree with ya on that asain lady. history is important, to think it's not is very foolish

[TSGolden]

Why the hell haven't these bank executives been thrown in jail?! There is no phrase to describe their f%ck up. A monumental haphazard failure of the entire American/global economic system, a god damn gigantic cluster f%ck, and these assh0les give themselves bonuses with tax payer money?! Any stimulus or bailout should be contingent on these people being put in jail for destroying millions of lives.

[JobDDT]

That asian girl is looks just like (and is just as annoying as) the Quizno's "not lackin any meat and thats what really women need HOYAHEYHOWYAHE!!!!!" bitch

[HateNeverCeasesHate]

she actually had her start as a troll on youtube, and got banned.  Fox News decided to hire her :)

[freakyfarooq]

lol!

[animeownage86]

I saw we nuke ourselves and start over...

[zame209]

that asian lady is a bitch

[Tuthill99]

"you ok son?" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[xact1212]

OK technically lincoln is dead therefore its not his 200th birthday or he'd be a 200 year old man. I'm 29 if i die today i will not have a 30th birthday only the rememberance of the day i was born.

Also why is Obama staying behind the scenes on all of this it's like he's not even part of the plan he just let congress and the round table do it's job. Either way good job to our government for finally getting something right.

[digamejh]

That's not how the Constitution works. One branch at a time...

[fcabido]

anyone else jaded by obama? most overrated can do no wrong infaliable false hope shephard ever

[upabittoolate]

are you serious? the guy hasn't even been president for a month. relax

[fcabido]

it's the groupies that don't know anything about politics but blindly support that bother me more than the man himself

[upabittoolate]

it was groupies that elected bush twice as well. presidency is the world's ultimate popularity contest. rate him for yourself & deal with his policy with your own critical thinking tools. no need to get uptight, it'll drive you crazy in as much as morons like michelle malkin drive me nuts. any way it goes, america is in a bad way & we ALL gotta dig.

[fcabido]

i know you're right i've just about stopped watching anything political cause the financial crisis scares me and all were doing is digging a deeper hole instead of letting bad companies fail. wish i had the chance to vote for ron paul

[upabittoolate]

y'know, i have a ton of problems with ron paul but he wouldn't have been so bad. the crisis is bad right now but it's like treating hypertension that's caused by plaque build up. sure, you're not dealing with the plaque but if you don't deal with the high BP, you may die. i'm not down with devaluing the american dollar or rewarding bad banking practices. but we've gotta generate some jobs & propagate some kind of growth. otherwise, we have another great depression. that's my take

[Richardgwm]

This is the 200th birthday of both Lincoln AND Darwin. Amazing! They were both born on the same day.

And what is even more amazing is that they also have the same mother.

[EuthanizeReligion]

Hey Todays is Charles Darwin's 200th hundred birthday also.

Happy Birthday Charles Darwin.

[sachaput]

Boy, I'm glad the reporter explained that the guy was a Lincoln impressionist. I thought Abe had come out of retirement!

[digamejh]

We should be so lucky...

[upabittoolate]

michelle malkin can't be serious.

[Mercuriousss]

She probably is serious, she just isn't sane.

[upabittoolate]

you're probably right & i'm probably just frustrated with her. but really, how in the hell can she shell obama for making a speech about linclon on his 200th birthday. that's what the president does. that's what the country does. i got $20 that says malkin can't even tell us nixon, h bush, w bush, ford or reagan's birthdays (not that i can say what clinton, carter or kennedy's birthdays are).. but how in the hell can that even be cannon fodder?

[Mercuriousss]

I don't pay much attention to her. I find it simple to just think the opposite of anything she does and you'll be in a good place to find reality.

[upabittoolate]

you're probably right. what bugs me is that i find it hard to believe that someone can always be wrong or crazy. but somehow, she IS. it's stunning

[Mercuriousss]

LOL yea she's not even right enough to be a broken clock. She's just a shrill harpy and attention seeking shill.

[julioestevez]

One of my favorites of these, keep making em :)

[cheto08]

first comment

[1garageboy]

Saying first sucks.

[upabittoolate]

first

[EricBoisen]

Another great video, keep it up!

[classicrock5]

indeed

[nspredator55]

first!