Mojo Nixon - Destroy All Lawyers

[MCTeck]

Conrad Murray has something to think about... Guilty or Not ? The Jury Holds the Noose...11-3 -2011 May God Have Mercy.......

[Wagons6]

but where will we spend all our money on shit we dont need

[theBigNoseAttack]

sounds like bruce springsteen in a really bad mood! haha

alright-destroy them fuckers!!great song!if you like mojo nixon check my channel too!cheers from greece!

[Kadadj]

Without lawyers everyone that is under suspicion would be in jail.

[ZettoSan]

You know, this movie should be Destroy all Koopas.

You rock, Toad.

[KronosTheDeejay]

@ZettoSan awesome...just watched it last week. Best Flick Ever n Toad rocks.

[MrBeautifulba1]

VOTE PEYOTE PARTY in 2012 !!!!!!

[cherrynutz]

four people are lawyers!

[kingnuke]

lol even lawyers dont like lawyers :)

[harboringanomalies]

The 4 that disliked were lawyers.

[bohs1984]

Father asks his son if he had any questions after his son had a sex ed. class in grade school. The kid says: "yeah, I have a question. Can you get a girl pregnant by having anal sex with her". The father says: "of course you can, where do you think lawyers come from".

[VanHowle]

What was is that Thomas J. Jackson said? "Kill 'em, kill 'em all"

[chase19912010]

Fuck all lawyers

[kevin10987]

@MegaHardhead1

I don't have much experience with attorneys as I haven't been married so I haven't went through the raping divorce and I haven't broke any laws so I haven't had to worry about court, but I can understand your negative view-points about attorneys.

[TheForkliftsOfNair]

I'll sue the next fuck that leaves a laywer joke.

[MIB000DG]

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket.

[kevin10987]

@MIB000DG

Those lawyer jokes are great, but my favorite is:

Q: What do you call 2,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

Q: What do you call 2,000 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?

A: Same thing, a good start.

[stigler30]

Only district attorneys and lawyers that help you sue, we need defense lawyers o protect us from those scumbags.

[mus1cat]

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

[AtariGuy666]

I say we fill up all the malls with lawyers and burn 'em down...

[Jay1973L]

I love this video. MTV never played it.

[Treeman1221]

he speaks the truth!!!! their assholes!!!

[mavis41558]

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm cell? A: At least the sperm has a 1 in 600 million chance at becoming a human being

[ExUSSailor]

Ha! Good one.

[Grimhilde7]

only good Lawyer,s a DEAD one!

[deddog]

"First thing we do, we kill all the Lawers." Not an exact quote, but quite appropriate.

[LandOfSteam]

Lawyers are a modern day version of the Biblical "scribe". In those days common citizens were not allowed to learn to read or write under severe penalty. Today common people are not allowed to teach others what they know about the legal system. We are supposed to go to lawyers we cannot afford and do not really care about our problems instead. Since truck drivers have lower accident per mile ratios than cars I wonder if they could make laws saying people cannot haul things around for others.

[Weimowner8]

Mojo Rules!

[Tf2Bananaboy]

What do you call 2,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

[lah67]

what do you call 2,000 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.

[ClevelandHost]

The legend of rock and roll

[Gimmal1492]

Mojo Nixon, fightin' the establishment. Power to the Mojo!

[khasperg]

I have no clue who this guy is but he fuckin rules. this song made me laugh my ass off. fuck lawyers.

[Topdek]

I'm in law school and I love Mojo Nixon. I want to have a beer with him and explain how a lot of lawyers pass up a lot of money to help the little guy and how Lincoln and Gandhi were lawyers. He'd slap me on the back and say "Hey man, it was just a song." Then we'd buy Jesus a round.

[Raycheetah]

Destroy 'em before they run for office! =^[.]^=

[mkultra2300]

damn hornswagglers

[loungecruz]

right on

[1400deadwood]

Judges are worse -- hang them all!!

[SecretAgentSlothman]

BRAVO! Judges so high and fucking MIGHTY....take away their power and their goddamn THRONES elevated so high...KILL 'em ALL!!!!! :}

[thaibites]

What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm cell?

They each have a one in a million chance of becoming human.

[briczar22]

This is a song of hope....

[Norphax]

I can't afford justice

[threeleggeddog1]

I am Mojo's lawyer!  He keeps me in business.

[BlackProteus]

He has a point. The amount of money you have shouldn't have anything to do with whether or not you get justice.

[Treeman1221]

YES!!! you are SO right!!! the system is really messed up though man, you're innocent, but have ta wait 20 years to get out and kick the lawyers and judges in the balls.

[bargainmom]

Lawyers suck!!!!!

[RELubber]

Hey bargain basement mom, how long have you been an ignorant, pathetic idiot??

[bargainmom]

About as long as you have been a PARASITE preying on people in legal trouble. First, Kill all the lawyers! Woe to you, keepers of the law!

[EnormousHuntBall]

Well said.

[SecretAgentSlothman]

Ignore RELubber...Lawyers suck FOREVER!!! ALL of them! You think you've found one that's HUMAN?!

Then you find out pretty quick what they REALLY are...kill 'em all!

[RELubber]

funny song...and I'm a lawyer!

[bargainmom]

You parasite!!!

[morciu58]

hehe

[slothman001]

Kick ASS! Mojo Nixon fuckin' Rules!!!

I've never even Heard of this clip! Terrific! and Eric Ambel, great solo Eric! (where the hell's the Del-Lords on YouTube?? what's with that?!)

I hate all lawyers ('cept mine, ha ha)

MOJO WHERE ARE YA NOW? WE NEED YA!!

Otis ruled. Thanks for posting, Man I NEEDED this!, thanks!

[dodson888]

I love Moj Nixon, he's from my home town, Danville. He comes around occasionally

[bargainmom]

Even GOD hates lawyers: "Woe to you lawyers! For you have taken away the key of knowledge; you yourselves did not enter, and you hindered those who were entering." (New Standard Bible)

[Zardoz2K1]

Tell How It Is Mojo!

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