Stephen Lynch - Priest

[leekeramory]

This is the best version to date. I love sometimes when he changes the lyrics but this version has the best strung together!

[kdog120587]

You know what would have been perfect when he was blowing the microphone? Him saying "Come unto me, my child".

[tjd92295]

Who's your father!

[KuroAkaOokami]

quite literally, my favorite song when i was in 8th grade. ahhh the memories... xD

[Risenshinenfall]

2:48 you can hear the ladies fall in love.

[aussieguy6908]

Being catholic doesn't mean having no sense of humour.

Think of the Doug Anthony All Stars, three catholic Australians with a quirky, rude, crude and out there humour.

With songs that cover sex, drugs, religion and "loving rover"

[rockandrollrules5]

any of you know if he's still touring around? or is he stopped?

anyways. brilliant guy.

[BaeverN]

@rockandrollrules5 stephenlynch com, I think you'll find tour dates there!

[superquintendo]

fucking americans, spoiling it for the rest of the world

[DeathsG]

@superquintendo whats your problem

[liverpoolbloke1]

Superb, the BBC reported that priests have abused something like 100, 000 children since the 70's, so it's more than just a few bad perverted priests. This will continues while the church covers it up an lets them get on with it.

[liverpoolbloke1]

Superb, the BBC reported that priests have abused something like 100, 000 children since the 70's, so it's more than just a few bad perverted priests. This will continues while the church covers it up an lets them get on with it.

[xenoghost1]

14 people got the song in a wrong way, he meant from a perverted priest because, i know a lot of priest , who are not this way, people in the media just exajerate the bad part of something..

[xenoghost1]

i know a catolic priest which lough at this...

[bigbrown95100]

my friend had this as his ringtone and it went off during bible studies once ........he was kicked out ...so were me and 2 others for laughing nonstop

[HaikuAutomation]

My GF has no sense of humor about this, and thus I must turn it off for now. However, at some point I will revisit this and laugh my freaking ass off. I'm guessing she was raised as a Catholic, or a Jew, cause they are all the freaking same.

[lordspectre]

@HaikuAutomation nah less pedophillia with rabbi to priest ratio

[lordspider666]

This is my favorite of all his songs. :)

[jedwardoo]

LOL, 12 priests got hurt by this video XD

[bublebeer]

@jedwardoo Now 14 haha

[jedwardoo]

@bublebeer 16 now =))

[bublebeer]

@jedwardoo Nice one haha

[FireDragons42]

Holy crap. I heard a song by this guy on the radio years ago and loved it but never knew who it was by. Now I click on a link to this video and finally know the artist behind this awesomeness.

[Geddylee2000]

agreed, the "second coming" part is better than "dress him up like the Pope". The pope joke is funny but he should just do this version from now on

[syrsleibhin]

I would have thrown fuckin' roses for that one.

[ayxjay]

Best version. BY FAR!

[BaeverN]

9 people have been molested by the priest at their church

[HalfDeadFatGuy0]

ha cumming...gross

[jackbug333]

3:26,i think he just cameXD

[ayxjay]

Oh Stephen Lynch, you are a genius! You've made it even MORE difficult for me to go into a church! Oh well, they aren't missing me!

[DigitalStains]

yes, thank you for uploading this one!

[MultiTrollHunter]

lol at the 8 religious morons who disliked this

[JOA169]

luv this. one of my fav stephen lynch songs!!!

[dht23]

makes sign of cross at end. love it

[sweetlemonade123]

Why is this not the most viewed video on youtube????????

[fitnesslover76]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!!

[luticia]

Jesus,this is such a good stuff!

[throbber11b]

lol

[TheToni2601]

Dude he is the best stand-up comedian ever

[REDXLR8]

this version is the best ive ever seen

LOVE IT

[toniST81]

"You will find grace of god inside my rec-tory"

"You can play my organ all night long..."

'If he thinks the second coming is bad,

then the third one's gonna be insane!'

"Who`s your father?!"

OMG! He`s so funny!!! xD

And the faces he makes! <3

[6666punk6666]

thisn guy can actually fuck off.

[jingatucoolo]

@6666punk6666 um you can actually fuck off sir. if you didnt know you name has 8 6's in it which is just as bad as stephen making fun of priests. unless of course you are your self a priest . in which that case i hope you burn i hell. for touching little boys .

[Legba85]

I like this version better then the one he did at the El Ray.

[bassplaya1549]

He actually has a good voice! All his songs are very funny!

[LOTRDX]

I'm a Catholic. .... This is a horrible subject, but damn Stephen Lynch is too damn funny. -sigh- xD

[Stompinstein]

@LOTRDX a conundrum, i know.

[MoralRapist]

@LOTRDX Christianity in general is dumb.

[MajinCCBThePrince]

I love you for reuploading this

[xoXDaRkMoOnXox]

x'D he's awesome

[Natyynka]

I love this song, but I don't get the joke with the second and third coming.. :-( What does it mean? Please..

[danypieman]

@Natyynka...

what i can say is umm...

look up cum in "sex lingo" and youll figure it out

[PatrioticEagle50]

@Natyynka I think it is making fyn of the second coming, replacing coming with cumming.

[mennoace]

I might as well fckin finish it now then...or not? Its up to you guys xD

[Rando1515]

This version is much better then the other. Much better lines.

[mikem1966]

love 3:27 am off to see mr lynch tomorow night in london, cant wait.

[repochuck]

3;40 who's your father who's your father that was funny

[NeglelakelskerenPaue]

Hahaha.

[DarkVdk]

great stuff!

[katten7]

it´s always way to fucking many katoliks

[zanepimp1989]

Hey you might want to educate yourself and learn how to spell catholic you fucking retard, what's wrong with being catholic?

[katten7]

@zanepimp989

goggle this: det är inget fel med att vara

katolik. och jag är från Sverige.

kanske kan ha lite svårt att stava på

engelska då

translate from swedish

[zanepimp1989]

@katten7 No i won't, you initially commented in english so i'm not gonna waste my time translating your ridiculous language.

[RandomBroProductionS]

@zanepimp1989 he said theres nothing wrong with being a catholic, but hes from sweden so his english is bad, thats it

[Malovolpe]

im catholic and this is a funny song lol

[SciNonymous10]

I come from a Catholic family, and was in a Catholic school. I never got harassed by a priest... and I feel quite insulted... That means I was ugly, or I was surrounded by lesbian nuns. I choose the second one...

[antipryzm]

oh god yes, make sure you keep this version on youtube.

[MySoulBelongs2Music]

Bahahahaha! I'm Catholic, but I find this hilarious...thanks for reposting! (And to my friend who played this song for me...hahaha)

[dennisfrancus]

great, I finally found a clip of Stephen Lynch which isn't fucked up by comments of pissed off catholics XD why do they always react so emotional??

[ajy67]

cause they're blind faggets:)

[hellsyes67]

because catholics are insane. i know, i was raised by them.

[hellsyes67]

correction: most catholics are insane. there are a wonderful few that are down to earth

[Shinmauru]

There are some? Wow!

lol J/K. I love this song. Too awesome. People just need to laugh. Maybe they'll feel better about life if they do. :)

[evosupremo]

thanx for re posting .........

[articulett]

I love Lynch... thanks for re-posting!

[backformore06]

Bahhh! I wanted to use GifSoup to make a gif of him blowing the mic/generally spazzing out (it amuses me. shut up.), but you have embedding turned off! Boooo! lol

(Love this vid, though! All the women screeching at the "Who's your father?" line KILLS me every time... lmao)

[999Burek666]

HAIL, to Stephen Lynch he will never die!

[backformore06]

OMG, the Second Coming line just about killed me... lmao

"I'm never going to be on TV again..."

[fireemblem1992]

lol, I'm Catholic, and this is pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[PaleKidNO]

This version is the best. Everyone who thinks otherwise is wrong. Yes I can say that, because I'm better than everyone, and I know better.

[xtrioxcore]

is there a place to download this show or song? Please let me known

[paulgbmuk]

@xtrioxcore The only Lynch show I know where to download would be Live At The El Ray... if you look on YouTube you can find it easily =]

[xtrioxcore]

Thanks man i got that already though. I want specifically this version of the song hah.Thanks though

[Nerdoan]

Use Youtube Downloader..

Easy to use and you can choose if you want the video or just the mp3

[rocksciencepurple]

@paulgbmuk

[paullauer]

@xtrioxcore u can prob find it on itunes, i buy almost all my stephen lynch songs there, or sometimes online

[bestest87]

@xtrioxcore try dirpy.com they turn youtube vids into mp3 files and you can download the song to itunes. all you need to do is copy the url and paste it

[rocksciencepurple]

@xtrioxcore

Youtube downloader

[Dmedicsxx]

tor torryyyyy lol

[ByMonitorLight]

Never heard that version! At least as good as the other!! :D

[CiTyLiGhTsDoNtShInE]

Let this video stand

[StripedtoDare]

oh thank god this is up again! this is my favorite version and one of the best songs by him.

[mkohlhorst]

What is this from? I've never seen this live performance before and I thought I'd seen all of Stephen Lynch's stuff.

[TheSamara89kitten]

So true...great vid.

[DNAunion]

'If he thinks the second coming is bad, then the third one's gonna be insane!'

LOL!

Other versions I've heard, he changes that (and some other parts)

[LuckyDevil40]

@DNAunion

I like how in this version he says "drop a couple roofies into his communion wine" instead of "communion wine spiked with spanish fly"

This version flows much better.

[SchaapjeNL]

@DNAunion

I have to agree on you with that. I don't like the different version of "Live At The El Ray".

[cyklone5000]

@DNAunion

The lyrics he uses in this vid are the updated ones. The lyrics in the El Rey DVD and the CD albums are the original lyrics.

[utubisti]

@cyklone5000

Any idea where this was recorded and when?

As I personally saw this video way before I heard the El Rey was out, so I'm thinking these are the original lyrics and Stephen toned them down for El Rey? Or how goes it?

[DigitalStains]

@utubisti It's exacly the other way around. At El Rey he didn't hold back, but at this comedy central he had to cut the spanish fly and that pope joke.

[BaeverN]

@DigitalStains Yeah but that "Second Coming" part was pretty damn funny to :D Hahaha

[xXxOphelia13xXx]

Why did they get rid of this one?

I find it weird listening to the other version cause it's changed :(

[mylovelydame21]

Probably because this version's a LOT more dirty than the newer versions.

[DNAunion]

Or because .... shhhhhh ... the person who posted the video doesn't own it.

[Squellbell]

2:55-3:10! i like stephen lynch for many reasons, but this is probably what sets him apart from all those other singer/songwriter comedians. he can sing like an angel when he wants to. damn that's one beautiful voice...

[wowandmeatal]

hahahahahaha

[mylovelydame21]

This is my absolute favorite Stephen Lynch song EVER. The first time I saw it, I almost passed out from laughing so hard.

[wwwasdw]

GJ!!

[unicycleman666]

This is by far the best version of priest, the newer ones aren't as good

[TheFladfisk]

OMG! love his voice!

[Disturbed4Linkinpark]

There is one brave man!!!!!

[sgste]

so wrong!!!

but SOOOO funny!!!

[GoldVisionFilms]

Omg that was so hot xD

[jbchankristen]

Who's your father? Who's your father?! XD

[kvbeek]

Uploading copyrighted content is questionable... but slapping a damn ad on top of it is just lame.

[subaruandseishiro]

That must have been some FINE alter boy. Damn! XD

[bitethis101]

Yeah Stephen Lynch is hott enough to get any guy he wants. Us gay boys would love him.

[danpats1]

best version

[DragonQueen1232]

Lmao that ending was hilarious!! XD

[mallement]

I love that he changes the lyrics from show to show sometimes :)

[rainyreflections]

sooooooooooo funny love him!

[xAnnetjuhh]

The guy is a genius

[spazzymondo]

Thanks for uploading this. My favourite version of Priest!

[KENCANADA1982]

i heard to versions of this song he did where he change the words a little an they both are funny as shit am going to play this at my wedding

[Livinitupuk]

How the fuck can he keep a straight face lmao

[MarieogIsabella]

Thanks a lot paulgbmuk. The best version ever :)

[andykeyser123]

he has a really good since of humor i also give this song a 5/5 he is so fucking funy

[agsiar]

I LOVE this song! 5/5

[Superbunny01]

OMG. I just love the microphone bit. He even cleaned it off afterwards.....How kind.lol

[mallement]

this version is one of the funnist one he made :P especially the part when he sings:

"If you think the 2nd comming is bad, then the 3rd one is gonna be insane" :P

not the same he sings on the dvd.

[thequeenanne]

Just too damn funny. My favorite of his.

[organicportal]

yeah definitely :D

[SGWTheVince]

fuck

[Gingerkyd]

im never going to be on tv again.....

he is the best!

[CarlGraham12341]

rectory

[bburbi]

best version i have this sky+'D

[budd2nd]

This IS the best version. I microphone sex is hilarious !!!! I love all the segways (sp?) between his songs.

[obsidiansplice]

segues?

[budd2nd]

Is that how it's spelt? gosh ! Thanks

[Ksixstring]

hahahahaha

[redneckflava]

best version of this song! thx for the upload!

[weareNOTemo]

I LOVE THIS MAN!!!

[ihaveaclevername]

"everyone has the right to believe what they choose, and that includes whether or not they follow a religion. Even if all the beliefs of a faith are complete fabrications, many find hope and comfort in those beliefs, and for some it has even helped them to turn their lives around for the better"

I personally value truth and sobriety over people's right to comfort and hope. These are two things that people can find outside religion and do not innately deserve anyway.

[Sareaesque]

you believe whatever you will, personally I have had enough crap from christians telling me how wrong I am for being agnostic, I'm not getting into another debate about it on here

[Sareaesque]

this was the first Stephen Lynch song I heard, and it's still my favourite, thank you for posting this back up

[Skuggis91]

haha lynch for the win. Love when he does the last part of the song!

[koftinho]

yeh ta for uploading again. I agree with the earlier comment that this is the best version of this song i`ve seen. absolutely filthy....but ya gotta love it.

[truegrit2288]

thanks for uploading!

[jensidk]

Genial!

[JBRowan]

Fuckin Legend. paste an copy if u think think so as well

[SeAnOcOnNoR8]

Lynch was born a catholic too lol

[kjlindgren]

can't be born a catholic.. ;)

[SeAnOcOnNoR8]

How can you not I was born into Gods family making me a Christian and a catholic. When I was baptized it only strengthened this

[kjlindgren]

First of all, there is no "god", and therefore no "gods family". And calling a child catholic or muslim or christian or calling it a child of any faith is just dumb. You wouldn't call a child of libertarians a libertarian child would you? The only thing children should have is the oppurtunity to choose when they are of age to understand what it is about.

[manman246]

Dude your a douchebag, your basically an atheist preacher witch is completely hypocritical. Even if your an atheist you shouldn't tell other people they're wrong, and you definitely shouldn't preach to them what you think is right that's why i hate Christians. Keep your beliefs to yourself. I'm agnostic by the way.

[kjlindgren]

Its not wrong to point out lies, and doing that isn't like telling others what to do. Saying that a child is of faith is a lie. And how can you say that "preaching" atheism is hypocritical? As long as you have proof for what your saying then being an atheist will have nothing against saying that truth. Saying that it is hypocritical to spread atheism is like saying one shouldnt be allowed to be a teacher. Teachers are in one way preaching, and a good teacher base their teachings on proof.

[Sareaesque]

I see where you are coming from, the faith I am hoping to convert to strongly believes that any child should have the freedom to come to a faith in their own time, not the faith their parents choose

[kjlindgren]

Not only should children not have to be influenced by their parents in choosing a faith they should also have the proper education so the can see that being religious is the same as believing in fairys and trolls.

[Sareaesque]

everyone has the right to believe what they choose, and that includes whether or not they follow a religion. Even if all the beliefs of a faith are complete fabrications, many find hope and comfort in those beliefs, and for some it has even helped them to turn their lives around for the better

[Nahuel255]

Huh, a debate on religion/beliefs in Youtube comments. These don't get anywhere in person, good luck getting anywhere this way - and yes, I am bored enough to say this.

[Sareaesque]

I wasn't trying to start a debate, I was simply agreeing with and expanding on a comment he had made previously

[kjlindgren]

Sure sure, everyona has the right to believe what they want. And I have the believe to say what I think about those beliefs. Just because someone say they believe there is a god, doesn't make it true that there is one.

[Sareaesque]

I'm not saying that just because someone believes something it's true, I'm just saying they have a right to those beliefs, just as you have a right to yours and your opinion of them.

as I said to ihaveaclevername, I'm not getting into another debate about this, because quite frankly I don't give a damn what anyone thinks about my beliefs or lack of

[kar4becks]

Dahs sick!!

[midgetpinay]

this is the best version of this song, i'm catholic, but i still find this song hilarious

[deathwisher101]

lynch is fucking awesome!!!