How To Find Someone To Sit With in the Cafeteria

[folic4luv28]

Who carries out this useless surveys?

[Bisquit8864]

Next Video, HOW to geta seat in the cafeteria.

[starystar34]

Nice head cheerleader...

[Tashiihatesyou]

so...how do you feel about the new gym teacher?

[Tashiihatesyou]

LOL TOYS^ yeah sure is toys can do it we can??

[StarryGitarry]

WTH is that music?

[TheHardShells]

yeah cuz my whole cafiteria is fll of rats, baby dolls and jesus.

[TrulyEpicGaming]

I thought it said how to shit with someone in the cafeteria

[masterknowlege]

im in middle school and we don't have to worry about this because WE STILL HAVE ASIGNED SEATING!! i hate my school \:

[jrparkmcfadden1]

keep pressing down 6

[SecondlastAppeal]

Why does the head cheerleader have to be "pretty?"

[BasicsProductions]

@SecondlastAppeal the whole point of a cheerleader is to motivate a team...if your hot, then that is a motivation

[SecondlastAppeal]

@BasicsProductions It's not motivation, plain and simple. It's an idealistic standard that people think that they have to follow.

[BasicsProductions]

@SecondlastAppeal Yeah...Im pretty sure it is for motivation. Otherwise...there's no point having a bunch of sluts in miniskirts jumping up and down while a couple of bastards play some football

[ashleyismyname4525]

wait the popular kids r baby stipers

[TheMundleBundle]

@rockywspd Stop trying to be funny...thats just not even apropiate, or funny.

[KVLT6991]

Or you could just have friends. It's not that hard.

[reyshakquit]

I just wanna have fucking lunch though it would be awesome if I could sit with other bodybuiilders! Im not big enough yet to sit in any group, in my senior year Im gonna be big as shit and whoever loos at me like wtf ILL FIGHT HIM because if I choose a group is probably for the girls not for the Dbags!!! FUCK YEAH

[elisec790]

i don't eat school dinners. i go to the shop and buy my food.

why? because they have chicago pizza.

[8uddy8oy]

"Don't eat anything gross or smelly." Soo.... don't buy food from the cafeteria

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

People INVITE me to sit or I jsut sit wherever i want...what the heck am i watching....Dinosaurs? Babies Physically Fit yet abused....what the f...

[AprilAppleJuice]

wow , at my school if you asked people if youcould sit with them , they'd be like wtf ?

[BCete]

on my school we all eat together...

[LaughOutLoudKristina]

I don't even eat in the cafeteria, well, I don't even eat lunch. Except if I miss breakfest

[Iwuzhere321]

Girl: Hi what's your name?

Dinosaur: RAAAWRRR ROOAARRR CHOMP RAWR RAWWR GRRRR

Girl: Chad! That's a cool name :D

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

i have lots of friends so were basically a group and we sit at he exact same table every day but usually get a new one the nxt year

[falloutseriesftw]

im inbetween, hang out with everyone. norms for da winn!!! (never understood the ftw term).

[nunoyobiznis]

@falloutseriesftw ftw means f*ck the world... or fantastic taco waffle :D

[falloutseriesftw]

@nunoyobiznis hmmm, still don't get it, but OK.

[nunoyobiznis]

@falloutseriesftw ............. it doesn't actually mean fantastic taco waffle..... but i said it means f*ck the world... how much more clear can i get? :\

[falloutseriesftw]

@nunoyobiznis I mean I don't get it. It pretty much means awesome, yet the term is f*** the world. They are not related whatsoever.

[IOUthelove]

@falloutseriesftw Oh I see where you are confused. F.T.W means Fuck The World when you are using it in a negative manner. When you are usuing it in a positive manner it means For The Win. Do you get it now?

[falloutseriesftw]

@IOUthelove Partially, I can see the F*** the world part, if you are mad at everything or a specific thing in the world. But For the win still doesn't make sense. I know what it means, I just don't see how it is relevant to the meaning. It means awesome, but is not associated with winning something in any sort of way, that is where I am confused.

[IOUthelove]

@falloutseriesftw When they say "For the Win" they mean "because it's awesome". EX: "30 Seconds to Mars for the win!" Translation: "30 Seconds to Mars is awesome!"

[hobo4524]

well me and my friends have our own table that we always sit at everyday every year sooo problem solved

[teamjacobisawsome]

step one:just ask them

[noodlesthebunny]

People call me mad eye maddy!! And having a weird eye and glasses that's just so messed up and they call me pothead and nerd cuz I reac harry potter stuff D:-

[thedude200710]

I would've really appreciated the use of real people in this video.

Sigh.

[Jermz1997]

@batgirl543

Well looks like you gave that person the last word now they probably think they won but I think you won.

[Jermz1997]

I am that kid with all black and a leather jacket over there at the other side of the cafeteria but I have friends I just don't feel like walking all the way over there.

[Wutsakumquat]

I do homework at lunch and ignore my friends...

[Squrtle14]

why the hell is the god damn dinosaur in the loser table!!!!!!! this video doesnt make any sence!!!!

[kidkong584]

Just make sure you don't sneeze. Sheldon Cooper will NOT allow you to sit there.

[Zomgdude111]

thick skin? i dont wanna be fat!

[notsooutcast]

THIS IS THE EXACT WAY YOU GET BEAT UP BEING TOO NICE LIKE THAT

[username111166]

At middle school, everyone that knows each other takes a table, depending on how big the group is. Our table genrally let anybody that left their old cliche stay with us, but we arent "Losers" >:O

[Jermz1997]

I am a "loser" but I am super popular people from other schools know me and I have never went there but if anyone were to look like that I would approach them as quiet as I can ( chains and zippers on a leather jacket make noise) and bring them tomy table which is The [nWo] ( a crew I made)

[CarbonatedRain]

Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial, because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst. Beware of The Plastics.

[RandomliciousReanna]

@CarbonatedRain did you get that off of a movie?

[CarbonatedRain]

@RandomliciousReanna It's from Mean Girls, it just seemed appropriate.

[MrShortDictionary]

i'm 14 and going into high school, AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

[MrzMusic579]

@MrShortDictionary How can a 14 year old cuss????

[shaylove565]

Howcast is really stereotypical

[hejjagedu]

I just sit alone and people approach me instead

[starblinky]

Gym teacher is Picalo?

[kitty78961]

i really dont care if im alone at lunch, i always have a book with me so i prefer to sit alone.. lol but i always let ppl sit with me, nd i stop reading if they sit down.

[SmartSeer]

Nothing complicated really...

[SmilingMiranda]

...Or join band before you start high school, and during band camp make friends with everyone you can! You'll have no problem whatsoever finding someone to sit with.

[RAPizMYlife94]

this has nothing to do with this vid but ive been up all night for a week and i think im going insane no joke im seeing things and no i didnt do drugs for example i heard all the plates smash in the kitchen and when i got there they were fine what the fuck so i dont care about no popular kids im going to a menta hospital 0_0

[neofriends]

I sit alone. Because screw popularity. And people.

[mrtrainboy019]

Well.... I need this before I enter Grade 8!

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

why would i say "cool, thanks!" if they say no?? O___o

[NaomiIsSoAwesome98]

why would i say "cool, thanks!" if they say no?? O___o i

[multigecko13]

"Don't grin like a maniac!" I guess no one told Barbie that...

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

0:06 Cannibalism!!!

[Abyss192]

I'd Rather sit with a dead T-rex THAN with a bunch of assholes, probably would have a better conversation

[Abyss192]

I'd rather sit with a dead T-Rex with a bunch of assholes, probably has something more interesting to talk about

[Benchpress33]

this is why you establish clicks and make a hangout spot in advance most cafferteras are packed so this is pointless

[MayaCrowley]

"Make a joke or take a crap" WTF YOU WANT ME TO CRAP MY PANTS?!?!?!

[freezingcold1]

My stupid school makees us eat fast and not talk so this is waste of my time

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

0:06 Is that a baby in the cooking pot?? O__O

[prettytamil]

this video scares me...

[Heartbrakemusic]

No. Grin like a maniac. Then they leave. You get entire table.



[SaxxonThespian]

@Heartbrakemusic pass a loud fart and you will get the entire cafeteria ;)

[pichu9000]

Step 1: Get some friends.

[OhMyGoshMaryAnn]

"WHO'S YOUR DAD CHAD?" Lol...why would you ask that? :o

[naturesforce10]

my school just puts everyone depending on their class

[ultimitemjfan4ever]

at my school, the popular ppl are always whoever you eat with and know one knows who the losers are. i don't even know why i am watching this video

[pomerianprincess14]

At my school we have Only 2 tables (ITS A SMALL CLASS!!! XD)

The popular table, Which is full of all the jerks and girls.

Then The loser table. Which is MY table... With my 3 friends and 4 boys.

The boys and nice though.... They beg for your snacks though......

[SpyderRyder3600]

Btw, loser table has ice cream and laptops.

[SpyderRyder3600]

popular people = Chucky's kids

[OMGitsVICKYG]

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[aloo20]

Loser table? A Dinosaur, eyeball and penguin etc. having lunch together is so awesome compared to a bunch of babies that look the same, the so called "losers" look like the coolest group there. I'd have lunch with them :D

[GreeceOTOT]

I don't remember taking drugs before watching this video, why is the girl a barbie and why are the popular kids babies, is the gym teacher green?

[EMOGOTHGIRLFUL]

lol the head cheerleader is eating a shark

[patsyrosie]

or sit with people you know

[whoknewme1]

i always tried to sit alone, cuz all the ppl i knew were cunts. it's not easy to confide in others, cuz not everyone's in their right minds. this vid is sad.

[ILikeRandomThingsXD]

this is......disturbing.......

[xmakeupxbyxamandax]

This was scary...

[bazla123]

"LOSER TABLE?"

WTF WERE NOT LOSERS WE JUST DONT WANNA BE POPULAR.

[loneshark100]

The head cheerleader is eating a swordfish !

[Beaverfishpwns]

Ugh, thats pretty stupid. Why sit with the popular kids? You'll probably hate it.

Sit with the losers, we're nicer, more amazing, and more fun to be around.

[DancingAmongZombies]

Fxck that, I'm an outcast :)

[DuckyPod]

The cafeteria.The reason why people skip lunch

[thatswhatshesaiddude]

what the fuck is that music?

lol i could imagine kids watching this who actually need the advice, trying it the next day and getting screwed over

[moonlady3000]

Man, I must have missed out on my high school experience severely. Popular table? Loser table? We didn't have those and I didn't care where I sat or if I sat alone anyway.

[oxPolinaBluexo13]

I can't believe people on howcast would make such a self esteem lowerer video, jeeez loser table?

[intheoreocar]

Why sit with the popular kids when you could be at the table with the dinosaur?

[WayneftBatman]

@intheoreocar There is this girl at my school we call her "The dinosaur"

[noodle0912]

*chuckles* When you look back at all these silly dillemas, you'll chuckle too. Is this really that big a deal? My goodness.

[xxLatinKillaxx]

wish coulda seen this while back in high school i only sat with one good friend and sometimes just by myself when he didnt come to school lol

[kawaiimomoe]

why do the popular kids look like death babies ?

[curlbaby579]

they should have used bratz dolls as the popular kids

[triggersots4686]

if you dont have anyone to sit in cafeteria, then dont sit in cafeteria.................so simple

[xxLatinKillaxx]

the bathroom was never my idea of having my lunch i rather just sit by myself =)

[ruoyu10]

this is bullshit i tried this and now i end up eat alone everytime in the tolite

[gut197]

the gym teacher makes naked babies to push ups!

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

@gut197 They also eat 'em during lunch, look in the pot at the beginning and you'll see what I mean...

[paintballmasta69]

I love how the popular crowd is represented by aborted fetuses lmao.

[natalie1605]

lol.

omg at first.. i thought this said... how to find somone to sit with.... in.... california! lmao

[pinkstar582]

omg i did too! hahah

[xopriscillanatasyaxo]

rofl me too!

[pearl4453]

Whoa one of the babies she was talking to had a blood stain on the upper right corner of their head

[Trooper45]

Robot Chicken.

[KuteKookie123]

God, these dolls are fucking scary.

Im gonna have nightmares by them, especially the popular kids.

[isthisit15]

God, even Howcast are making cutbacks!

[simvisiado]

i did the exact same thing they told and, they said that i was being annoyng and obnoxious

[whatthepho]

LOL this is such a hilarious vid! faved!

[Jongho]

There's so much subtle humor in this. It's so great.

[ThePinkipromise]

what happend whit the real people in this video...hahahaha is really funny and crappy

[OceanPoet]

This is funny and good work with the figures.

[MonkeyOctober]

Why do the popular kids look zombie kids?

[JaneAubree]

this video scares me.

[defendant420]

WTF this sorry clip didn't get into the importance of having tradable food items.

[batgirl543]

this is so retarded...the loser table where everyone is accepted? well at least "losers" are nice then. God. People are so obsessed with being popular its disgusting.

[Cheriosalways]

no, its great! or else how would you determine the "losers" whoyou want to sit with?

[mnidgmh]

@batgirl543 I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?! its gross!

[wolf25705]

@batgirl543 yeah i know.i sit at the loser table.highest number table(the tables are numbered 1-35) and everyone unofficially chooses one and they usually sit there for the rest of the year.35 used to be the "cool kid table" a.k.a. douchebags and wannabe gangsters,but one day i sat there before it filled up, and my nerd friends, along with a couple wierdos sat there, we all became friends, and all the douche bags and wannabes now sit at 34.NERDS AND LOSERS RULE! that sounded better in my head...

[batgirl543]

@wolf25705 nerds and losers DO rule. ;) I hate wannabe gangsters and douchebags..i'm glad I'm done with highschool now but my friends and I had this little table in the corner of the lunchroom but usually we sat outside or went somewhere to eat because why would I want to be entrapped in a room full of NON losers :)

[JustynShane]

@batgirl543 oh shut the fuck up.

[batgirl543]

@JustynShane wow...douchebag....

[JustynShane]

@batgirl543 the only reason you think it's retarded is because you're one of the losers.

[batgirl543]

@JustynShane great guesswork? That 's kind of implied..... and anyone who thinks that it isn't retarded is pretty simple minded or just non accepting. Which is just rude..

[JustynShane]

@batgirl543 non accepting? i accept that cliques are a pretty big thing in high school. so.. yeah. im accepting. and ive got friends from all sorts of cliques so shut the fuck up.

[batgirl543]

@JustynShane jesus, man....you are fucking hostile.....I honestly do not see why YOU should ne upset st all when my first comment you replied to wasn't even directed at you or anyone in particular, just the maker of the video. And obviously a lot of people agreed with me because I didn't even realize it was the top rated comment until now....lol kind of wondered why someone was attacking me for a comment I made over a year ago ...

[JustynShane]

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[Jermz1997]

@JustynShane

Ha you lost the war you loser.

[JustynShane]

@Jermz1997 huh?

[NjStreeT19]

i know about not eating something smelly this gril came up to me and my friends at are table with at sandwhich with onions on it and had really bad breath so we said no because she smelled really bad

[liam7morris]

this music throughout the video sounds like it should be the battle theme for some sort of uber rare pokemon mega beast of summin

[ledaper1994]

creepy dolls...

[ayerbrush19]

she sat at the nerd table

[filip505]

hahaha so funny

[Fuckyeahimover18]

wow, i dont even eat in the cafateria at my school anyway. its loud, it smells bad sometimes, and all my friends never go in there.

[skyman2002fanclub]

lol

[emmanuelo516]

why are the babies the popular ones?

[purple2567]

@emmanuelo516 lol cuz babies are cute

[cookiecamp]

i always seem to sit next to the fat kid who always talks about when he was younger he used to constantly draw penises and stuff them into his ghostbuster lunch box

[ScouterKhan]

LOL just like super badd hahah

[MOFOxxILY]

haha thats from suprbad CHICKA CHICKA YEAH YEAH

[cookiecamp]

yh it is but people i know in my class are always drawing penises on my planners and shit but i always get them back by writing stuff like "butt operation" on there doctors notes page

[MOFOxxILY]

haha yea they do tht at my skool too... not the butt thing the dick thing

[DianaSalazar91]

this is lame

[LadiiD0Pe]

none of my close friends dont have my lunch period this year and im gonna use this information. thanx :]

[GirlsAndDreams]

we donthavethatatour school. i can sit with anyone i want to and they wount say no cause you aren't popular or smart enough.

[frostythesn0wman]

Oh yea, its just you thinking. I'mma JR now and I know most people in the school so I can sit anywhere I want D:

[greenbunnydog5]

ok, this barbie thing was quite creepy, especially with the "popular babies" thingy

[ilovefall08]

those babies where naked ._. this video is kinda creepy.

[tuna2221]

the cafeteria at my school sucks... only the quote "losers" eat there, as well as the special ed kids.....

[Shawlia]

lol pedophile gym teacher...

[MonkeyOctober]

Dont have sex,because you will get pregnant and die :D = Coach Carr

[CrazyPajamaAntics]

omg i love u lmao

[MonkeyOctober]

lol.

Dont have sex in the missionary position,don't have sex standing up...just don't do it promise? Okay everyone take some rubbers. xDDDD

[Shawlia]

lol best coach ever :D

[MonkeyOctober]

Freshmen stole the fucking table >:(

This isn't Mean Girls.

[Shawlia]

:O I thought I was the only person who actually watched that movie!!

[anthonym2121]

creepy babies!

[5toic]

The only time to really apply such measures is in college, when the vast student body's better to pick through, and people grow up.

[LordHines420]

great advice... for stupid high schoolers who give a crap about stupid, pointless shit like social status. what losers. i mean seriously. there's more to life than who the fuck u eat with. shame on the losers who care about that sort of thing!!!! im sure most would agree.

[sXeGeo]

i agree i have more things to worry about like my 400 problem h.w. for physics

[zemogener0]

im going to take a wild guess and say you had no one to sit by in the cafeteria.

**thats sad**

[LordHines420]

and im going to take a wild guess and say you're the kind of pathetic loser who would care about something like that. sorry, but i had the privilege of going to a private school for highschool. but before then, i sat with plenty of eaters!!!

[zemogener0]

not that i care.

but i actually had people to sit with unlike you.

because if you wouldnt have cared you wouldnt have wirtten a whole paragraph.

[aznrcool1]

wow so easy if ur a guy sit with hot girls or a girl u like and same for girl but the other way around

[poosungee]

hhahahaha

hi chad, nice shoes chad, who's ur dad chad!

XD what a fuckin loser...

[shameusyo]

talk to eveyone you see. and make a friend who has the same lunch period as you. done.

[LTPDfilms]

worst how cast

[pinkxvenom]

that loser table is so cool!! :]