Ask A Ninja - Question 84 "OmniShow"

[MRKING3O5]

bad ninja why can i see you.

[Upload098765432]

A good queston would be how much does eienstein's brain weigh

[GuitarGuy057]

2:35 for Epic Ninja Pwn!

[Prototype6477]

when do ninja's give up.oh uh right between where never and absoulty intersect-what kind of fucking qustion is that.Its do or die and we dont think about the die we just do.ninja's are epic :)

[RadiationSoap]

"Your last....KABOOSH!"

[Xwing213]

NINJA'S! .... NO Pirates? :C

[sweetheart8148]

Wack

[meriadah]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? is this?????? Unbelievable, Ninja's Rock!!!!!

this is one of the coolest things i've seen all... pause for effect... hour.... (I need to get a life)

[jk140461]

I had heard that killing a pirate before he throws a grenado (an ancient grenade) at you is a fun way of practising

[yeagerkid]

2:12 LOL breakfast club

[kungfuguy122]

hi im kody how can a ninja kill a minja?

[PallaTheDancingCow]

@kungfuguy122 have to email them sorry

[TheSatanwarrior]

Do Ninjas worship Satan? joyofsatan. org

[bishibosh16]

haha, love The Breakfast Club reference at the end! =)

[LtRic0]

i was fightin this salameander

[thomasschistad]

Are some ninjas gays?

[SkyFlame2]

KABOOOSCHK!!!, its a word, an onomatopoeia to be precise

[jakecnicholas]

btw good ninja game series? Tenchu,all of them,or actually i havent played Fatal Shadows yet,just all the ohters,holy crap he just made a Breakfast Club refferance!

[jakecnicholas]

btw good ninja game series? Tenchu,all of them,or actually i havent played Fatal Shadows yet,just all the ohters

[megadan429]

LO MOTHER FUCKING L.... BREAKFAST CLUB REFERANCE@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ChazZeromus]

It's called Real Life, you play it by pissing me off D:<

[stspeight]

I dressed up as a ninja last halloween. I was trick or treating with my little sister and the whole time I felt like someone was following but when I turned around noone was there. Was that you?

[Noobulur]

You crossed your arms 23 times in this episode, I think a new record.

[Captbigbeard]

Goddammit he even makes commercials fun

[0wnable]

which episode is this ? xD

[MegaPopo1]

weeeeee the breakfast clube i love that film

[sepher9]

what happens if you run into a samuari ????

[xohxitsxyoux]

best uses of a breakfast club quote EVER!

[SupremeLordReptyle]

oh its Right at the piont where never Intercets absolutely WHAT ARE TALKING ABOUT WHERE FLIPIN NINJAS

XD whahah awsome

[Purplerain1055]

Is everyone making a book now?

[HerNameIs666]

and you play it by uh... pissin me off

[ThePartyswithBambi]

NINJAS!!!!

[cleba76]

go ninjas! go ninjas! go ninjas!

[nilo4ever]

LOL, a salameinder?? It´s a salamander but a heck of alot meaner. That shit cracked me up ;D

[bruno13532]

huaeuheauhahhaehaeha its right in the point where NEVER intercepts absolutely

[icyhell1]

lol the first question

[markr117]

salameander

[kageyasha12]

Talking trash about the another guy's mom or step mom.... america

[GuitarGuy057]

@kageyasha12 Talking shit about a country as a whole and generalizing the actions of some to an entire nation, rather than stupid people who exist all over the globe... completely stupid fucktards with little to no grasp on the real world, that need to have fire ants shoved up their every orifice. Then tossed out into the desert with no water, food or clothing.

[XRandomXShinigamiX]

XDXDXD Breakfast Club!!

[RoboCrash]

2:10 Lawl, I see what he did there. Breakfast Club, my sister loves that movie. I think it's that movie.. whatever. xD

[laralicous13]

haha at the poin of "never" and "absOLUT- DO OR DIE?? WE DONT EVEN CONSIDER THE DIE PART WE JUSTDO! LOLZ

[JDDK28]

LOL. The Breakfast Club reference Pwns.

[erraberra1]

"then we play charades with the lights off"

That is SUPER ninja! :D

[OrcistCleaver]

lol wich episode is this one......ur last KA POOF

[TheY2kstudios]

or step-mom

*sigh*

amarica...freken losers

[cnserolf]

"Or step-mom... America :( "

ROFLMAO XD

[business209]

Ok Ninja, I have a couple of questions: First and foremost, Do Ninjas ever get Laid?

Secondly, are there female ninjas, and if so are they Hot?

This brings me to my third question, if I did happen to get laid by a female Ninja, would she kill me after sex or would she show mercy and just slice off my genitalia?

[Alvaris]

@business209

due to the busy nature of the ninja killing everyone who asked him a question, I'll answer your question, and leave it on his desk so he can kill you later (I'm in his ninternship):

1) That's personal but ninjas can get you laid...out....in a bloody heap...on the ground.

2) Totally! In fact they're so hot they would cause you to burst into flames if you even got close to them!

3) She most likely would kill you as soon as she sees you.

With your own genitalia.

[OblivionDarkelf]

@Alvaris how dare you! Thats The Nicretaries job! >:(

[Repulse1988]

"Or step mom... America" lmao

[MJL96]

or step mom... america i laughed... alot

[marlxof]

"then we play charades with the lights off"

lmfao

[soccasupastar]

haha bender from breakfast club.

[DROPilot]

"My personal favorite is a video game called real life, and you just play it by pissing me off!"

[hoiitsjames]

no dad what about you? HIYA!

[Penfold8]

a Salameander! LOL

[phantom260]

or stepmom......america...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rudyalcarez]

ahaha the breakfast club

[TylerBoBylerFyler]

wtf you are awesome but stealing a scene from brekfast club? Ninjas are better than that man, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[ScarletFlamia]

At what point do ninjas give up?

Oh, it's right at the point where "Never" intersect with "Absolutely".

PURE GENIUS xDDDDD

[skateguy18]

2:30 to 2:38 i think was from the breakfast club where the one guy tells the jock about his house

[abridgeduploader]

ya it was

[skateguy18]

" MOM OR STEP MOM. AMERICA" lol

[comna]

with the force of an after school special

[Hectorson3]

Never gets old.

[Arthurb06]

KAPUSHT!

[david3newman]

"Send a message saying each guy was talking trash about the other guys mom. or step mom... America..."

lololololol

[dtpark1213]

hahahahahaha

[Zantris]

ROFL!!!! Breakfast club

[AStupidKid]

psh america

[ninjasrtheshiz]

"which episode is this?" "you're last, KAPOOSHHH!!" LMAO XD!!!!!

[NW0Zezima]

I saw the Last Samurai last night and about 30 ninjas got pwned by Saurai, and the ninjas had the element of surprise!!! Whats goin on there huh?!?!?! I thought ninjas could take on anything or anyone!

[Cottenballz93]

Thats because thats a Cartoon Show......

[NW0Zezima]

Last time I checked it was a film, and my comment was in keeping with the funny nature of Ask A Ninja. I was poking fun

[Dragoneth]

A ninja works best alone... If ninja outnumber a foe, the foe will probably win... all the awesomeness is canceled out and they become fail dressed in black.... Unless, of course, they hone their beings into one like Thr33...

I haven't seen The Last Samurai, but I'm assuming it was many against one... and even if it wasn't, many ninja = bad.

Ryu Hayabusa is one ninja that pwns all.

The Narutard gang... fail masquerading as ninja.

[NW0Zezima]

Ye it was a lot of Ninja against a lot of Samurai. I have to say the Ninjas were kicking ass until they were spotted. Breaking necks and shurikens in the throat. I suppose if it was Thr33 they wouldn't have stood a chance!

[claus93Sethsen]

Which Episode is this one?

Your last! pooof xD

[werewolfdudeguy1]

NO DAD! WHAT ABOUT YOU????

[jonny7155]

i'm lookin for a good game with ninjas in it?

my personal favourate is a game called real life and u play it by pissin me off

LOL rofl

[theArbiter30000]

lol

[ichigoawsomeness]

i have this episode on my i-pod

[givenupsasuke]

never mind it does

[givenupsasuke]

THE NINA'S CELL DOESN'T WORK :(

[lolircat]

it did for me and it was awesome i lol'd a lot

[vandealex]

QUESTION: is the verison fios network faster than giving a nina a message and having hin deliver it to its destination???

[cabby4]

LMAO the "Breakfast Club" reference at the end was classic

[StarRuler78]

lol

[tahthedon]

salameaner.

HA!

XD

[ladykind21]

with the force of an after school special...lol awesome

[jrod1195]

xD "Or step moms...America"

but 0:20 is my favorite part, I could watch it all day. xD

[amauruss]

Is there such thing as a "gay ninja"?

[risinson18]

Nice throw-back to the breakfast club!!!! it had me on the floor!!!

[aimeebaines]

i love you

[LostUntilTomorrow]

anyone ever call the ninja's cell?

[zenister]

Love you ninja! I still get great laughs watching your videos, and hope you continue to post vids. Keep it up! Thanks

[Aknara]

Wth was with that commercial crap in the middle!?

You used to be so awesome.. now you're just.. just.. a sellout which is ok because you aren't even funny anymore.

Bring back the days of the Mininjas.. pleeeease.

</3

[bobyard123]

tempting

[MagicAssasin]

I think the verizon thing was a joke. XD

..Or moms....America...

[EreinionEluchil]

No, they're a sponsor.

[Trevguy00]

lol Breakfast club reference at end

[darthdredz]

Ninja jumped the shark a year ago.

[ImBored1003]

wait what does that mean. Are you saying that he quit making videos?

[ioport]

Who are the monkey morons who think this shit is funny?

[WWErules234]

I don't know any "monkey morons" but i know a lot of people who find this funny.

[WWErules234]

Where are the new episodes?

[Marbonil]

where in north holly wood can get the ninja handbook?

[xinx1200]

Any bookstore.

[katmaiman]

Did anyone else get the breakfast Club reference at the end?

[DIZZYBANG]

i remeber the beginning...

he was awesome....(the ninja)

hes gotten alot better

but look at how low its gone...

half of the show is crap adverts...

i love the old ninja :{

[br000ly]

side effects of fame?

[DIZZYBANG]

yes sir it is

[emissaryoftheadams]

SELL OUT!

[narutoroxoutloud]

salameander XDD

[Delpheno2K7]

The Breakfast Club!

[NinjaBanana007]

fuck yeah Muriel!!

[QHatwearer]

bought your book and it is completely awesome!!! would recommend it for fellow suscribers!

[WWErules234]

I have a question..................... WAZZUP!

[ninjaman117]

2:15

LMAO Breakfast Club!!!!!

<3

[d3athbRinger]

WHY WAS I NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THIS XD i love this lol

[otpteg]

1:21 LMAO

[blueleopardmedia]

Hilarious! The Ninja family reunion must be a riot.

[b74k3]

i once saw the Ninja Handbook in an airport in illinois

[MovieMan825]

i think less than 40% of the ppl who watch this will actually get ur 'Breakfast Club' reference.

[ShinobiBoi88]

1:50 wins SO hard.

[JuliaSTFU]

LMAO !

Breakfast Club moment ! <33

[WildBill1337]

or stepmom.....america.... :(

LOL!!!

[PuddinGirl16]

the end was a lol-fest!

[invisyblninja]

wait a second...i thought Verizon was AGAINST Net Neutrality...and the Ninja is FOR Net Neutrality...question: paycheck vs. morals--which one wins?

[burnonepro]

Very cool...wow!

[soccrsnipe]

1/2 awesome ninjaness

1/2 ads lol...

[Giean360]

w0w.. got sponsore now...

[Gazzzario]

awesome! but i had no idea ninjas were so camp!

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

America... lol to funny. This dude is fucken funny. Verizon lol wtf??? lol. freeloading hahaha.

[Mliverio]

Hilarious!

[Jabo007Celt]

This guy is such a sell out now. I'd do the same though. Why not make a living off of youtube if you can, thatd be sweet.

[SomethingSeaVlog]

Totally.

[xSinesthesiax]

XD Loved that. Especially the lines from Breakfast Club at the end.

[SamMalcolmFireDancer]

lol its called real life and u play it by

pissin me off

[noah1970]

Nice Breakfast Club reference at the end.

[sleepystory]

heeey !! i got it HELL YEA i know what dose you wanna :DDDD u wanna ( BIG DICK IN YOUR ASS ) i am right huh ?!

[straybulletBANG]

..or step mom. America...

[Neal7891]

"Salameander" LoL

[dancell666]

IS THERE A GAY NINJA???

[sorailya]

yea his name is sasuke!

[Nukefuzion]

LOL!

[Arthas54543]

Look at Ninja Omnideuce

[BANKAICHEESE]

he is not goin to answer you

[nejitentenlee4567]

i actually have the ninja handbook!

and i think it is rly good :D

nice!

[TheObservational]

hahahaha you totally own ninja xD 5* faved

[WhiteRhinoPhantom]

verizon lol

[paperninja412]

haha the breakfast club is a funny movie

[ticklemepoynter]

"Moms, or Step-moms... America..."

Lol. :b

[AdamAB93]

nice breakfast club parody at the end :P

nice vid

[PizzaBoxPictures]

or stepmom. *america*

[DontMockTheCheese]

lawlz!

i like the breakfast club quote!

[Ushur1234]

Still great!!!

[ThomasIsTired]

Great!

I now wish for the ninja handbook!

[ABAisSCIENCE]

Love the "breakfast club" reference and I favorited this one.

I'm glad you added me as a friend and sorry for taking so long, but as "Pet Shop Boys" said I wanted to invite you, but what if you refused.

You were my first addiction on You Tube even before I had an account.

You totally rock! I love episode 15, 16, & 17 & that is why they also are in my favorites like this one.

[jkdblondie]

i love the breakfast club reference!

[OMgItsFedex]

why do you act so retarded yet smart yeah?

[CZMproductions]

I is dissapointed... that was way to short.

I HAVE NO LIFE I LIVE OFF OF THIS SHOW

[overthewoods]

please people id sell out too money is money everyone wants money

[StrikerAver]

You can never have enough money!

[weapondrift]

i dont want money...i want FAME.

[killerrodan]

awesome

[Meatloaff10101]

i still think ur great even tho ur kinda a sellout...eh w/e makes a living

[gothkyd]

that IS the second best picture. *saves as desktop*

[DontMockTheCheese]

i have a slideshow of the ninja unmasked ony my favorites!!!

[whitefalcon010]

ha ha ha sorry pal but you are so so so so slow....

[MicrosoftSam64]

WHAT VIDEO IS THIS?

Your last...