I can't tell you how much I love the quote "VNV nation has never written a song about a forest, ever". Did the retarded Cure fans forget that mockery is the sincerest form of flattery? That quote is my sarcastic talisman against the idea that you have to pick a side, when did we stop allowing people to like what they like, newer or older? Oh, 6 years ago, which is how long I've thrown down that quote while walking away from stupid drunken conversations. Sadly, no one has recognized it. Ever
SAVE OUR GOTHIC YOUTH!!!!!! That's effin' classic! I would follow the Cure to the end of the earth but I assure you Robert Smith would find this hysterical!!!!!!!!
oh fuck, he said what about Robert Smith? WHAT? HE SAID WHAT? only kidding. i love The Cure. they're a fucking masterpiece. this is pretty funny however.
I had a band way back in the early 90s called "Fat Bob & The Cure Heads". We did 100% Cure covers only we changed the lyrics to be about how he stuffed his face with cheese burgers and boned fat goth girls.
Btw, I'm still a huge Cure fan but how can you NOT make fun of Cap'n Bob? =)
I like the cure ( I don't LOVE them though...still) and I think this is great. Even works as a a serious commentary! Lets all educate our gy's about forests!
LOL and I'm wearing a The Cure t-shirt right now.... this is hilarious, though. a forest, hahaha that's one of my favorite songs. I don't know why people don't like this!
makes u look quite stupid not understanding anything about the history of evolving music
i'm sorry every1 hates u here
& u laugh at people like me but still i'll just tell u that u look like a retard saying all this since the cure is not the band to mock with if u ask me. We've got lady gaga & tokio hotel or the jonas brothers for that these days
You obviously have NO taste in music...And I appreciate this video. It's good to laugh at the things we love. If other Cure fans could just take the joke, which in all actuality is not that offensive to begin with, there would be alot less antagonism going on in the comments!
Hey did you know The Smiths have a song about people like you xOni? It's called 'unloveable' : "I know I'm unloveable, you don't need to tell me, I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside..." Or was it about Robert Smith... Can't remember. Lol
Yo, mind if I use an audio clip of this if I make a song about masturbating in a forest? That'd be a great song... talk about ejaculating all over the fauna......
Hilarious! Well Done Zach - very much appreciated and right in the vein of GothTalk, one of my fav. SNL skits ever, haha! . Keep up the good work despite having to crush the feelings of a few feeble minded heart-on-sleeve wearing ubersensitive kids who have zero appreciation / skill for creative humor and need to go back to high school to learn the definition of humility and how to laugh at themselves some (whew!). More please!
hahahahaha....and I agree with Punkrocksk8rdude069---people are way too sensitive...I mean half the shit on youtube is just silliness poking fun at this or that. Learn to laugh. :P
@Punkrocksk8rdude069 so true man so true 10 bucks says someone out there is gettin hatemail for sayin sid killd nancy though man its like the people today who cant take a joke have to debate wats right
I like most of your vidz but you make fun of goths and your you and your website look gothic so what the fuck what in the hell are you?gothic emo what?
i love how this dude is insulting other people's hair all the time... he spends more time in the mirror with his powder and his hairspray than dee snider
I like the Cure, but I also like this video. You people here should take life with more humour, I could imagine that Robert Smith himself does laugh about this clip. Great work.
hey! I love forests too! and no Im not soggy, Im way too solid for that :-] can the cure man make a small video where he says forests like, about a thousand times with his kewlacious accent? it would go over really well!
Recorded with potato chip?
l0limalex 1 week ago
LOL, and I don't say that often
journey47 3 weeks ago
LOL forests jokes!
MusikCabaret 1 month ago
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amers83 1 month ago
....... blllllllluuuuurrrrrryyyyy................ <3 forests :D Minute of the Forest~ Legend of Zelda XD
seaka123 2 months ago
WOW, HOW DOES YUR HAIR STAY UP??? o_o
victoria351m 2 months ago
I can't tell you how much I love the quote "VNV nation has never written a song about a forest, ever". Did the retarded Cure fans forget that mockery is the sincerest form of flattery? That quote is my sarcastic talisman against the idea that you have to pick a side, when did we stop allowing people to like what they like, newer or older? Oh, 6 years ago, which is how long I've thrown down that quote while walking away from stupid drunken conversations. Sadly, no one has recognized it. Ever
sparklebat 6 months ago
Lol I love The Cure, and I think this excellent :P
TheCunningAndFought 6 months ago
LOL XD wow i love the cure but this video made me laugh XD
sexypieforyou 6 months ago
SAVE OUR GOTHIC YOUTH!!!!!! That's effin' classic! I would follow the Cure to the end of the earth but I assure you Robert Smith would find this hysterical!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU!
NewRiverAngel 7 months ago
love the cure but this shit is FUNNY
socompass 7 months ago
Robert Smith is Shit !!!
TrooAssassin 7 months ago
recorded with a calculator
verynice420 7 months ago
recorded a dishwasher?
01szaman 8 months ago
i love how this guy mocks everything yet is trying to make himself a viral internet character/reality star himself. ..... .. . . . .. . lame
MSNGR415 8 months ago
oh fuck, he said what about Robert Smith? WHAT? HE SAID WHAT? only kidding. i love The Cure. they're a fucking masterpiece. this is pretty funny however.
aidenmccloskey 8 months ago
very good impression! the cure rocks but this is so close! if you had no video, i'd actually think it was Robert Smith talking!
manhattenhero 11 months ago
this is so fucking stupid, why make a immature impression about someone so amazing, and someone so famous.
Ms120710 11 months ago
@Ms120710 please don't forget - someone so talented.
aidenmccloskey 8 months ago
the cure good but so is this
gil72873 11 months ago
Yes forests....
deviantcreep 1 year ago
I love The Cure but this is amazing. Fave youtube channel EVER
TheMisskimono 1 year ago
Agent Dimitri here, just dropping by for nostalgia
RedTideOfWolves 1 year ago
Your obviously not goth.
AntagonistMusic 1 year ago
@AntagonistMusic You obviously can't spell.
npplscorpion 1 year ago
ELECTRO DRUMS AND HARDCORE TECHNO IS THE WIN, YALL!
AyanamisSlave 1 year ago
hahahahaha i love the cure, this is still funny
ConnerAlive 1 year ago
I had a band way back in the early 90s called "Fat Bob & The Cure Heads". We did 100% Cure covers only we changed the lyrics to be about how he stuffed his face with cheese burgers and boned fat goth girls.
Btw, I'm still a huge Cure fan but how can you NOT make fun of Cap'n Bob? =)
TheAtheistSwede 1 year ago 2
hahaha omg i LOVE the cure and this is won off the greatest vids ive ever seen xD
your awesome hahaha (plz dont be mad abaut my englisch im German D:)
XxGermanGymnastxX 1 year ago
I love the Cure, but this is still hilarious! You guys never cease to make me laugh. Keep it up
nateeatsshitalot 1 year ago
Running through a forest? That's Black Metal territory!
GreenFont 1 year ago
@GreenFont Excuse me while I continue composing my technical death metal song "The Trees are Watching"
crazedgunmanvideo 1 year ago
lmao that was great i mean i love the cure but that was fukin great!
paddonc 1 year ago
Yanks suck at putting British accents on....and taking the piss for that matter
dozeoneuk 1 year ago
No, I am not soggy. :(
Lunatasma 1 year ago
Awesome :)
WunderVollDoll 1 year ago
fuck you!!!! i love the cure and robert smith! and if you hate them so much then why do you wast your time making fun of them? thats pathetic!
musicaddict10000 1 year ago
@musicaddict10000 lolwut
crazedgunmanvideo 1 year ago
Hahahahhaaha oh my god.
JESUSr00lz 1 year ago
I like the cure ( I don't LOVE them though...still) and I think this is great. Even works as a a serious commentary! Lets all educate our gy's about forests!
ThornUvDaath777 1 year ago
LMAO some what true i love ur video's!!!
SeanHoller666 1 year ago
hahahaaaaaa :D :D goood :D I love The Cure but this parody is too perfect :) And that voice is so similar :-O
psychoLilith666 1 year ago
SOGY! I love it.
saechalyn 1 year ago
what whats with his hair?
jakejake1016 1 year ago
LOL and I'm wearing a The Cure t-shirt right now.... this is hilarious, though. a forest, hahaha that's one of my favorite songs. I don't know why people don't like this!
JohnnyLovelyOfficial 1 year ago
hahaaa....your videos bring joy to Africa and cure cancer.
Malkinabox 1 year ago 5
XD lol
brandongiangman 1 year ago
im a huge cure fan but that was funny XD
brittylovesu 1 year ago
I like the cure, but this was pretty fucking funny. :D
Mourningfall 1 year ago
This isn't that funny. Just my opinion though.
RowannaGalbraith 1 year ago
i hope you had your laugh. cause i didn't
basman2006 1 year ago
lmao win!
SlaveT0Metal 1 year ago
I dunno which is funnier, the video or the comments from people who don't get the joke.
entermyworld59 1 year ago
its a joke people, Robert Smith is a genius.
And this guy is pretty funny, he knows he likes smith!
MartyredxMaiden 2 years ago
i luv Robert smith. he's amazing
mad7o7 2 years ago
haha I'm a big fan of the cure but this is funny! I'll enjoy my next time at the forest!
TobiSiegfied 2 years ago 2
haha
what u say about the 'a forest' shti
is funny really
makes u look quite stupid not understanding anything about the history of evolving music
i'm sorry every1 hates u here
& u laugh at people like me but still i'll just tell u that u look like a retard saying all this since the cure is not the band to mock with if u ask me. We've got lady gaga & tokio hotel or the jonas brothers for that these days
simionTheOne 2 years ago
ok ok forget what i said
just 1 question : why do u think that the cure are goths for any reason? c'mon man u know better than that ur 10 years older than me ffs :1
simionTheOne 2 years ago
but robert smith is soooo mock-able, what with his sad songs set to a happy tune.
BazMantha 2 years ago
i thought it was very funny, hence its a impression, if this is not something you enjoy with a chuckle then oh well, at least not a Twilight "Vlog".
Malkinabox 2 years ago
-It's not a Twilight "vlog".-
Malkinabox 2 years ago
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brandongiangman 2 years ago
Man, I love the Cure, and I love parodies about Robert Smith but this sucks, big time. Try to do one better.
bilgueits 2 years ago
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brandongiangman 2 years ago
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brandongiangman 2 years ago
You are a douche bag. Period.
PharmacySpirits 2 years ago
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The Cure sucks!
Tomahawk588 2 years ago
You obviously have NO taste in music...And I appreciate this video. It's good to laugh at the things we love. If other Cure fans could just take the joke, which in all actuality is not that offensive to begin with, there would be alot less antagonism going on in the comments!
JohnnySwitchblade 2 years ago 15
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rockerbunny96 2 years ago
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I agree with everthing you say, only i can't say exactly that he has no taste in music.
rockerbunny96 2 years ago
you have wayyy too much time on your hands bro
crazygame7 2 years ago
haha nice vid
WaywardMoonChild 2 years ago
it's nice to see the spooky kids laughing at themselves again...it was sorely missed in the horrid interim of the last 20 yrs or so. nice. XD
chuckcreasy 2 years ago
but wtf means sogy? thats no word is it?
wtf...
SometimesAPoison 2 years ago
S.O.G.Y = Save Our Gothic Youth
SinisterAppleJuice 2 years ago
ah ...thanks :D
love this vid xD
and the cure.
SometimesAPoison 2 years ago
google for "define:soggy"
sweetvali 2 years ago
already got it, thanks^^
SometimesAPoison 2 years ago
i love this sooo much
anyone with a sense of humor can appreciate this
"im sogy...are you sogy?"
redpoprock 2 years ago
He;s so cool.
SinisterAppleJuice 2 years ago
ROFL F'n brilliant!!!
Siouxie Sioux haircuts heheheh
UncleFexxer 2 years ago
BANG BANG TAINTED LOVE!
U GUYS RULE !!!
EMOHOLACAWST 2 years ago
The Industrialized forest project would blow that lame farm-aid outta the water...
stumpythumper 2 years ago
"We need to save our gothic youth"
LOL good stuff!!!
BorrahAlive 2 years ago
me no lik vado cuz The Cure id the bezt band eva!
lol The Cure is my favourite band and i still thought this was funny its your opinion im not going to hate you over it
xOniDotx 2 years ago 2
Hilarious!
Hey did you know The Smiths have a song about people like you xOni? It's called 'unloveable' : "I know I'm unloveable, you don't need to tell me, I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside..." Or was it about Robert Smith... Can't remember. Lol
Adriansh3r0 2 years ago
Bloody good
bud123 2 years ago
Watching this video was just like heaven! Funny as hell! (no pun intended)
lurch321 2 years ago 2
! actually like The Cure and find this quite hilarious. Keep up the good work. Save the forests!
xGaixLeexFangirlx 2 years ago 3
Yo, mind if I use an audio clip of this if I make a song about masturbating in a forest? That'd be a great song... talk about ejaculating all over the fauna......
RockstarRacc00n 2 years ago
Yeah...
divamissz 2 years ago
Only a Cure fan could genuinely appreciate this :)
AcidCakes 2 years ago 4
Exactly!
regelmakaren 2 years ago
yes get back to forests im sogy
umbillicalnoose 2 years ago
lol
TheDementedbacon 2 years ago
Meh.
catlover1001 2 years ago
I still love this one Zac lol, its so ridiculous... We Goths don't belong in nature >.>
morganika 2 years ago
...I've written songs about forests...
RockstarRacc00n 2 years ago
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wow. what a waste of your time and my time.
JonVind 2 years ago
wtf is this
alflexff890 2 years ago
I'm a CRAZY cure fan and I love this video. Why the hate??? This video is great, man!!
Faeling 2 years ago 3
I love the Cure, but this is awesome
Zachary Byron Helm is still WIN
RedTideOfWolves 2 years ago 23
People hate this one so much I HAVE to keep it here, just to spite them.
hahahahahaha
truestyleoutlaw 2 years ago
Your hair doesn't make you look like Robert Smith. It makes you look like Jack Nance in the movie "Eraserhead".
Promethius546 2 years ago
save our gothic youth foundation lmao
thursdaycure 2 years ago 2
it sound slike him the hair is off though lol
thursdaycure 2 years ago
just great ... lol
mintcargurl21 2 years ago
FUCKING PLANE!!!!
shortie18gurl 2 years ago
I love you...so hard...
BrittVonKruel 2 years ago
Hilarious! Well Done Zach - very much appreciated and right in the vein of GothTalk, one of my fav. SNL skits ever, haha! . Keep up the good work despite having to crush the feelings of a few feeble minded heart-on-sleeve wearing ubersensitive kids who have zero appreciation / skill for creative humor and need to go back to high school to learn the definition of humility and how to laugh at themselves some (whew!). More please!
Wereman138 2 years ago
oh ahahahh so fucking funny
Bitternegative 2 years ago
This is brilliant!
nefryl 2 years ago
I laughed when you mentioned VNV nation, but the forest shtick got a little tired. Not bad.
alax19 2 years ago
I hear you robert.
anonymees 2 years ago 2
how the fuck could some1 hate this!?!
its amazing and side splittingly funny
10/5 and a sub!1
xD
NeonBoneyard 2 years ago 3
Hahahaha xD
DRACLEAH 2 years ago 2
your hair is WEIRD.
woahXgirl94 3 years ago
Forest sex?
sludgepunk 3 years ago 2
hahahahaha....and I agree with Punkrocksk8rdude069---people are way too sensitive...I mean half the shit on youtube is just silliness poking fun at this or that. Learn to laugh. :P
PredatoryRecession 3 years ago 4
twat
ryko26 3 years ago
Whatever people are getting upset about (his terrible Smith impression or attempt at a British accent) the thing is this just isn't funny.
randomeddie 3 years ago
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THIS GUY IS A DUMBASS
may301985 3 years ago
LMAO! Some where Robert Smith is wishing he had that hair.
Mystery71 3 years ago 17
jeez, people, don't you know he is just fucking around? learn to take a goddamn joke...
Punkrocksk8rdude069 3 years ago 13
@Punkrocksk8rdude069 so true man so true 10 bucks says someone out there is gettin hatemail for sayin sid killd nancy though man its like the people today who cant take a joke have to debate wats right
paddonc 1 year ago
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... get a life. grow a cock
eagleandcat 3 years ago
I like most of your vidz but you make fun of goths and your you and your website look gothic so what the fuck what in the hell are you?gothic emo what?
ffh516 3 years ago
If you've seen all his videos then you would know hes Goth, and that hes against Emos. Hes the one who founded the Denver Hears Club.
Foxpoop 3 years ago 2
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go cut ur hair u dumb poser punk and stop making fun of emo and goth kids , suck it
Almostskater4 3 years ago
he is goth, atlest he seems more like one.
bilen7 3 years ago 2
I like your hair, your clothes and you generally.
yehshen 3 years ago
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Your accent is sh!t dude.
And your hair sucks.
True story.
I know my hair sucks, too...
but at least my fake British accent is amazing.
dark0perah 3 years ago
so is ur mom's ass :)
xelacrypt 3 years ago
yeah, I admit my mum's ass IS amazing init?
dark0perah 3 years ago
lololol owned... i completely agree... except your name would be cooler if it was dark0prah
raanenbozzio 3 years ago
heya yah, but I didn't create my account *hehe* my b.f. did ^^
O.o oh well, I cannot win them all, hey?
dark0perah 3 years ago
i love how this dude is insulting other people's hair all the time... he spends more time in the mirror with his powder and his hairspray than dee snider
raanenbozzio 3 years ago
dee snider just wakes up like that...
acdctoonlinkrocks 3 years ago
silly me. i forgot he just has to yell "I WANNA ROCK!" and then he appears fully clothed, made up and hair at maximum power.
raanenbozzio 3 years ago 2
I love you so much XD
DepecheModeLove 3 years ago
I loved it, man. I love Robert Smith, too. And you do too, obviously.
Chameleam 3 years ago
Part of me is thinking "stop this repetitive little sketch and leave robert smith alone". The other part is thinking "hehehe hehe".
ghoawaynetcabo 3 years ago
YES!! I loved it!
BakaniBoko 3 years ago
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Not a good Robert Smith impression, you got the hair all wrong.
alexfanx 3 years ago
Awesome!
And those people complaining about this need to shut up. I like The Cure, but this shit is funny.
Some people always have to be so serious...
CheshireCat300 3 years ago 6
ftw.
neonmassacr3 3 years ago
I like the Cure, but I also like this video. You people here should take life with more humour, I could imagine that Robert Smith himself does laugh about this clip. Great work.
NosufurAtu 3 years ago 5
LMAO!!!!!!
ClothoidDoll 3 years ago
lolz
haha I love the cure but I was reading the information its kinda true.
soggy=1 cure=0
Enterthedeath 3 years ago 2
VNV dont need to make a song about forrest xD they ROXX!!!!! xD so is this vid 5/5
RapeKillDestroy 3 years ago
I'll join SOGGY where do I sign up?
DamienDarkshade 3 years ago 2
robert smith does own you you know that?
the cure rule and some idiots are mocking their singer
U2rock55 3 years ago
Haha. Niice.
neonmassacr3 3 years ago
...this is ridiculous, but that's what makes it so damn funny.
harle1229 3 years ago
hmmm...accent isn't really that good. and he doesn't really look much like robert smith anyways. but i get it.
mutron9 3 years ago
hahahaaha lmao
adrian0000123 3 years ago
Lamer
gilles542 3 years ago
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Its so much easier to be destructive than creative.
You are so funny. NOT.
thecure 3 years ago
hahah that was awesome!
sogy!! hahahhahahahaha
:D
IchigoDcFc 3 years ago
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wow...you don't have anything better to do? like read a book? kill yourself? stop being fucking retarded? something like that.
deaddarling09 3 years ago
oh stick it i like the cure too but everyone has to make fun of people especially the famous
conradical89 3 years ago
just leave the guy alone it was petty funny
conradical89 3 years ago 2
lol what about you? making unnessesary comments? wich no one like.. xD its sad xD
RapeKillDestroy 3 years ago
so this is triplesix's boyfriend.
curse you to hell man!!
TheTinnitusNoise 3 years ago
hahahahahaha tit
put some more effort into it at least
watched it again and it's starting to grow on me lol
GA101 3 years ago
I love your hair.
silveraura123 3 years ago 2
SUPERB......IDIOTS
timbiru 3 years ago
This is lame and not worth watching....Obviously don't know what his lyrics mean...
Emilyh3964 3 years ago
asshole
nikocure 3 years ago
he's not gothic, so why would he be in SOGY? dumbass. you look rediculous by the way
nizmobro 3 years ago
this is badass. really good
sk8rsexii 3 years ago
if this was a good parody, then i'd be fine with it, if your gonna make fun of someone at least do it well lol
whats with the hair you look like your head is on fire.
oh well. well done anyways!!
I love the Cure
WOOOT GO ROBERT SMITH <33
amy2171987 3 years ago
That was amusing.
DJEclipseNiagara 3 years ago
The accent doesn't sound very Cockney to me...
curegirl4vr 3 years ago
so true, rock on!
fallonrocks89 3 years ago
hey! I love forests too! and no Im not soggy, Im way too solid for that :-] can the cure man make a small video where he says forests like, about a thousand times with his kewlacious accent? it would go over really well!
somnambulistyes 3 years ago
Lmao
PenItFoMeYo 3 years ago
I'm a total Cure fan, but still found this to be HI-LARIOUS.
See...I laughed, and robert smith didn't die.
TheCupcakeGeisha 3 years ago 2
the cure rocks dude!
flueSick 3 years ago 2
poor impression Cookiemonster can do an even better job
sassaru 3 years ago
Twat. nothing more, no less. Just.
archive303 3 years ago
his hair is too red!
colleen71286 3 years ago