Idiot of the Day: Gas Station Robber

[hugsz0kissesz]

LOL

[bronluke123456]

She was laughing

[Gaffer213]

haha stupid niggers

[thehotshirtguy2008]

im so fuckin drunk righ tnow

[DJtheDaniel]

The store security camera is a potato.

[trigerhappy011]

well atleast he didnt shoot anything import- wait

[trigerhappy011]

imagine what he will say to his fellow inmates.

"hey whada u in fo"

"man i shot someone IN THE BAWLS" "daaaaaaang, who was it?"

"...me..."

(i love Worlds Dumbest Criminals)

[lovelygeorgiapeach66]

Stupid fool! You deserved it!

[oldfart387]

Looked like Lt. Whitehead was about to bust out laughing! Kudos to him for keeping a more or less straight face.

[spooky1o1]

I thought I just see this in comedy movies. Hilarious! But not all criminals are this stupid, so be ready with a cellphone stungun - youtubedotcom/watch?v=I5pZbA0C­nF8

[NewPhoenixFilms]

LOL at the second highest rated comment.

What does A gas station robber have to do about Universal Health Care?

[rahkshifan99]

In the nuts XD

[mucalinda]

Instant karma.

[atr1982]

damn.. shooting your testicle must hurt like fuck!! what a dumbshit lmao!! xD

[20sy04sdc]

OUCH!!!!!! 

[crashmidget15]

What a baller.

[stevenking94]

@crashmidget15 HAHAHA the best pun ever

[ybh1231]

wat do surveillance camera with tis low quality do?

u can see crap

[MrTheDancingQueen]

this comment will randomly get thumbs up!

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen No, No it wont.

[MrTheDancingQueen]

@Brandan09997 Who the frick asked you?

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen Who the frick asked a question?

[MrTheDancingQueen]

@Brandan09997 I know who the fug should the the heckle up.

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen You have such a colorful vocab.

[MrTheDancingQueen]

@Brandan09997 Thanks, Skank. Now go back ot the kitchen, Blondie! :)

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen Uh... Does Brandan seem like a chicks name at all. Not even alittle.

[MrTheDancingQueen]

@Brandan09997 Thought it said Brittany, Dumbasss...

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen U mad bro?

[MrTheDancingQueen]

@Brandan09997 OMG! :O -puts on sunglasses- :D now i can look at you .

[Brandan09997]

@MrTheDancingQueen * stabs *

[robbiesean]

Ow.... Ow..... Ow!!!'

[Demonlord275]

talk about instant karma

[arsicifyable]

was it worth it?!

[Panz82]

good for darwin award.....

[inverseactuality]

"All the stolen cash has been recovered" Why would you give him the cash if he shot his nut off?

[TequilaCT]

On the bright side there wont be a next generation of him! LOL

[poplglop]

OH FUCK!!!!!

I'm covering my nuts just thinking about it!!!

[johnmrrs]

he ran to grandma's house

[wideyon5]

Man, gotta love that insta-karma!

[RULaughingAtThisCrap]

isn't this exactly what the safety on a gun is made for?

[masterknaster]

Lol fucking reporters "Was it worth it?"

[swanboy2]

How the fuck does someone run away with a bullet in his bollocks

[DarwinAwardsWorld]

this one golden fav!!!

[mrbeatnikjd]

I hears they needed a soprano in the prison choir! See ya numbnuts!

[foughtwolf]

@mrbeatnikjd

Oh Im sure the remaining one is very tender.

[mrbeatnikjd]

I hears they needed a soprano in the prison choir!

[oracleofdelphire]

wheel that sack out of the hospital and toss it in the river.

[Credative]

He shot himself and still walked that far? Damn, he has balls! *giggles*

[TobiFan1221]

Ive donethat but i lost both nuts

[MrrRasmusE]

BOOM TESTICEL SHOT! awwwwwwwwww...

[DreaminPhysco]

@southperth22 A SLAP NUTS next time save ya infomercial and just comment on the video you act like congress is gon see yo comment Damn go save ah whale or somethin shit

[D1GG12]

id say that guys half ballsey if you catch my drift

[goldenarmy4life]

He shot himself in the nut! Haahahahahahahahhahaahah!!!!!!­!

[pepene93]

he shot himself then walked that far? damn he has balls! *snickers*

[southperth22]

i wish americans would understand this is why we need universal healthcare otherwise taxpayers end up paying for illegals and bums like this guys medical costs......australia has the 100% right system .....the people against it here dont realise THEY ARE paying the medical costs anyway of bums like this guy who dont have health insurance.....so why not just instal a national coverage for all.....its much easier and much cheaper in the long run.

[GreatThunder1]

He shot himself in the nuts and maneged to walk 14 blocks?!

[Diego2k5009]

Darwin Award nominee in the making! Removed himself from the gene pool!

[ItchyGoomie]

That was ballzee of him to try and rob that place

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

He cant reproduce now :D

[alkim345]

shit dude that gotta suck a balls!! well ball now... lol

[DriveMadxPUNK]

yall sound like boyfriend and girlfriend fighting on the phone lol

[boyzindahood512]

@DriveMadxPUNK haha lmao so true

[DamnIGotIt]

haha now he's got 1 ball, 1 testiculo! poor uniball

[Scottthefish]

Tell that to the family of a dead hold-up victim. " Wait until he kills some one, then lock him up". Everyone of these robbers who commit murder have a record of crimes like your friend above. I believe in prevention, not rehabilitation, and that doesn't make me a moron.

[Scottthefish]

lucky he didn't kill someone innocent. For the safety of us all, he should never be free again.

[InsaneNoScopers]

@Scottthefish Your a moron.. You don't get put for life because you rob a store. You get put for life because your an idiot and kill someone.

[blagger56]

@InsaneNoScopers I have been in a situation of having no money AND kids to feed, but it never once crossed my mind to steal anything, let alone hold an innocent person at gunpoint. It is such a shame he didn't fatally injure himself, it would have been another piece of vile scum off the streets at no expense to the taxpayer. And before you defend the son of a bitch, it was someone's mom or daughter or sister he had at gunpoint. Ok for a piece of scum to do that to one of yours is it?

[InsaneNoScopers]

@blagger56 Really, just shut the fuck up. There was no reason to reply, except for the fact that your trying to start a fight. Go crawl in a ditch and take your kids. I might drop a few pennies for you.

[blagger56]

@InsaneNoScopers The reason I replied is that maybe, just maybe one day, the scum like the piece in the video will be eradicated, and the supporters of such scum will ALSO be no more (which surely includes the like of you). Now which hole do you doss in so I can come and shit on your head; you have just given me the screaming shits, you vile outbreak of salmanella.

[InsaneNoScopers]

@blagger56 I wasn't defending him you stupid fucking moron. All i had to do was take one quick look at your channel to know your some middle aged person who has no life, and hates the little life that they have, it took one second to know you are a troll. Now isn't that just sad.

[InsaneNoScopers]

@blagger56 You are the scum. You need to be eradicated, the supporters of you are the ones who need to be eradicated. You need to have someone shit on your head. You give me the screaming shits, because you are absolutely nothing. I bet that sounded famaliar just what like what mommy said huh? You are the vile outbreak of salmanella. I am absolutely sick of the inbreads like you who do not know when to cut the shit. Congratulations you are the first to get blocked.

[blagger56]

@InsaneNoScopers And you said I was spoiling for a fight. I reckon you got serious issues, perhaps some valium and a nice man in a white coat to give you some "therapy". Have a nice day, but I don't hink you can have a nice day, I don't believe there has ever been a nice day in your life. And bringing my mother into this, well, that shows the depths you have to descend to to get an insult across. Your true personality comes crashing across. Billy no mates springs to mind. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[InsaneNoScopers]

@blagger56 Shut the fuck up and get a god damn life. My god you're sad.

[blagger56]

@InsaneNoScopers And you call me sad and tell me to get a life. I reply to these comments because I, unlike you, enjoy helping people, and I see from the way you word your comments that you clearly need help. By replying to you, I am in a small way giving meaning to your sad existence you call life. Now you have me to scream abuse at online, something you clearly wouldn't do to my face because you are a little weener, a regular Billy no mates. Sad, sad little "man"....

[InsaneNoScopers]

@blagger56 This is really getting tiresome. Stop taking the time to reply to my comments with thees long useless comments you spend hours typing. Do not reply because I will not read it. And go back to school, your grammar is atrocious.

[blagger56]

@InsaneNoScopers Very well then, we shall make a deal, as I am tiring of this silly charade. If you do not reply to me, then I will not reply to you. How's that.

BTW, grammar okay now? How about the punctuation, is that to your liking as well?

Have a nice life; although I doubt you understand the meaning of the word nice, it has probably never been a part of your life. Byeeeeeee

[ironhorzmn]

INSTANT BITCH!

Did they find the other nut? I hope it didn't hit the dirt...another one like him might grow from it!

[theme525]

a mans worst nightmare

[skater3shefik]

What an idiot...

[labartic]

This is why safe fire arms handling is so important LOL

I imagine the muzzle blast must have burned his penis pretty severely LOLOL

[torchic122]

Lets all make fun of the guy with no ball! ONE BALL! ONE BALL!

[supressorgrid]

Let's call him "numbnut"from now on. On second thought, I hope his junk feels like it is covered in flaming radioactive scorpions for the rest of his days.

[75blain]

look ma!!! no balls lolllllllllll

[pluggit]

did they find his bollock?

[hod05]

was it worth it? LOL

[tezgaa84]

weee weeee granma i shot my fucking ballsssssssss

[checkerman100]

yo meagin you are a raciest punk! shut up! i have a alot of afiracan- american friends. stop being a raciest fat a-hole

[aceresidentace]

now to add insult to injury,i bet MY RIGHT NUT this guy moved states after getting out lol

[blueluminos]

Plaxico Burress, "the true story"

[BK2LUMBY4UUrs]

good thing he wont b having kids in the near future :D

[Revrebrent]

Dar-Win

[sternumkick]

Mur-phys Law!

[EXNYC]

to meagain499 i might be able to help your racism with my cracker killer

[KashOnTheRun]

Well somebody isn't gonna have children.

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

@KashOnTheRun Break out the Darwin Awards.

[meagain499]

typical fucking negro scum. first off what a surprise another nigger out stealing instead of getting a job,

second- you have a gun theres no need to go grabbing the woman by the hair, i bet if it was a bloke he would have just pointed the gun at him he would be to scared to try and grab him.

but i must say you can tell he's a real nigger cus he was stupid enough to shoot his bollocks off hahahahahaha

at least he wont be having any little nigglets.

[2706588]

Stupid Mope. Darwin Award candidate.

[ramilamparo]

he's shot right in the balls?

[amck63]

what a ballsup KARMA lol

[matstout]

I buy beer and smokes there just about every day Brenda the cashier is a friend of mine' She was a little gun shy for a couple of days but was able to laugh it off.some times when I'm in line i'll tell her to hurry up or I'll shoot myself in the dick she still laughs almost two years later

[adam3176]

GOOD he lost some balls... Not much of a man anymore eh

[masterlee13]

What an idiot. I'm glad nobody important got injured or killed.

[N81octurne]

And anothertime natural selection have done its job pretty well.

[playez5]

must be plexico's burresses brother haha

[HipHopsavedmylife29]

u gotta put tha gun n yo side dip shit lol......u shot yo testicle? damn....looks like u cant have no kids any more ahaha

[meagain499]

yep no little nigglets for this nigger, shame your dad.....no infact its a shame all of your ancesters didnt do the same. fucking niggers

[phillyeagles95]

1 man 1 gun

[Epochalyptik]

And now 1 ball.

[CITGProductions]

Cigarettes are the reason for all these robberies.

[eatskitties]

GUESS HE CANT HAVE KIDS

[jackasskid2]

Did you hear? The bullet went through his left testicle! DON'T SHOVE THE GUN THROUGH THE BAND IF THERE IS RESISTANCE!

[Warunho]

He shot his own nuts? This is what happens when kids buy guns without knowing shit about them

[casperado666]

ouuuch

[ExNihiloJimmy]

He had a premature detonation

[Crystal45136]

I would call this stupidity level BUY YOURSELF SOME BRAINCELLS

[50yk4br0n]

reporter is superhot

[Warunho]

Hmm, kinda

[pivotpcproductions]

bullet through the right testichle .......

what he deserves!!!

[jimbo7143]

I think it is admirable that the grandmother acknowledged the fact that her grandson actually did it and not make up an excuse for his behavior. Which seems to be the trend these days.

[Oozy9Millimeetah]

Niggas have to bust a nut every now and then!! LOL

[wUniTeDw]

@Oozy9Millimeetah lol

[wowlagmaster]

how do  u run away when that hapens to you

[Iseeme63]

Two seperate coments in one post: 1Man thats gotta hurt. 2 OOOH thats gonna leave a mark.

[Iseeme63]

His new criminal name: One Ball. HAHAHA!!!

[StkProductions8]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Watcher3223]

To those who know him: Dickless.

[GChcky94]

stupid hurts dumbass

[LateNiteSupper]

dang...imagine a grape just being popped. lol

[zenniz1992]

His manhood had lost by 50%

[leethacker]

"hope someones got place for him in their heart"...uh, excuse me, but he just tried to rob someone and shot himself in the balls...god doesn't care about this nigger anymore, he can find a place in a dumpster though maybe. Can anyone say "Nigger Baby"?

[omnislashercloud]

Yeah.....Reminds me of 8 Mile....

[kalzx]

now we need to get ride of the left one that way this dumb ass can't reproduce

[2706588]

"Through his right testicle". Priceless. Sounds like a candidate for a Darwin award.

[rabidchipmunk2641]

Stupid niggers cant do anything right.

[DarkLightFireDragon]

"thru his right testicle" thats gotto hurt!!

[piinus]

Yeah and he only got one left. Can he handle it? His hand don't think so. lol...

[killerfocker]

niggers stupid

[TH3S4dDAy]

LMFAO!!!

[assassin3004]

Ouch :(