i've heard dane is a nice uy and would like to see him in movies again. people are haters, i was watching his comedy special and couldnt believe the crowd he was performing to, it was amazing. when's the last time chelsea did a stage show like that? never. i dont know whose dick she sucked to get her show but its awful and so is she. dane is a good guy, and lets face it america only likes jerks.
@nandee1fuery Oh I see. Well the term Douche-hole was from a redlettermedia sketch, and was a portmanteau of asshole and douchebag. But if you want to take the term literally then yes you are a lesbian for liking Dane Cook.
One more thing this stupid ass fight has been going on for fucking days! I mean really you guys couldn't find anything better to do then check in on the stupid fight. God u guys a r LOSERS.
and anyone saying he sucks etc is full b s the dude is popular for reason, and he broke world record 3 times for longest standup performance of all time. dude works harder then rest comics is only reason hes done better. as a white person i hate all black comics cause every singlke 1 tells white jokes, but white comics not allowed tell black jokes, i hate em, but never would say they didnt have talent cause just not my style. same with dane, if his styles not your fav oh well but very talented
@billybob42081 every single 1 tells white jokes? no they don't. and black people don't even care anymore when white people make jokes about them, because they are JOKES not serious. and by the way, quantity doesn't mean quality.
@jjoeshaw um your a 20 yr old dumbsh$# who lives in the u k wtf do you know about american cvomedy clubs entertainers etc any way 2- your ewither black or a briotish wank imbicile to not know that every single, YES DOUCHEBAG EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN BLACK COMIC TELLS WHITE JOKES, 3- you r complete liar or moron if say blacks dont care anymore, their the most obnoxious whiney wanks in usa watch usa arabic comedians and whites and jew comics be attacked for telling black jokes u r liar or black
@jjoeshaw #2 and your 20 yr old british not even from usa wet behind ears pillow biting liberal farts smell like burnt vaseline homo liar douche- wtf do you know about american black comics any way besides 5-6 like chappelle or lawrence you nor any other brit quefe douche homo know about as much aboiut black usa comedians as i f'ing do about british soccer. so stfu you anti white commie pinko homo pillow biter. go change your pillow case its full of teeth marks. you boday using quefe wank
@billybob42081 Reading that was painful, man. I know stuff about American comics, just like Americans know stuff about british comics. simple. Oh and I'm not anti-white, I AM white. PS British Soccer isn't a thing, it's called football.
@jjoeshaw (yawn) r u serious thats the best you can do for your flailing attempt at defending your pathetic teen ego? sad sad sad. you opened mouth shot it off first when were wrong and instead of tapping out admitting wrong and shouldnt of argued when wrong like a masn, you keep running mouth, its sad immature and typical for your kind ( meaning youngster not brit) no, no you do not know sh(* about usa black comics except few famous enough to be televised internationaly, yes all blks do it !
@jjoeshaw so your a liar a kid a brit not even resident of usa and dont know shh%$ or would of known all ALL 100 % BLACK USA COMEDIANS TELL RACIST WHITE JOKES BUT WHITE COMEDIANS NOT ALLOWED TELL BLACK JOKES ANYMORE like how every night for 30 yrs every tv comic like carson leno letterman rediculed white presidents every night in opening momologue but obama is black and even though most ineffectual prez whos committed most illegal acts worst prez n 1st lady ever, they cant joke bout him ever!-
@jjoeshaw cont #3 - so your liar and idiot and teen brit kid who lied and was dead wrong flat out 100 % dead wrong when said black comics dont all tell racist white material, and even more wrong when said blacks dont care anymore when black jokes are told! i can show you ten arab comics attacked for telling blk jokes !! and your skin whiter doent mean sh$# doesnt mean not anti white your lie proved already you are anti white like all white american liberals are rediculously anti white. stfu
@jjoeshaw cont #4- and since your kid brit doesnt know sh$# bout the states --- yes to you brit wank poof pinko commie kids yes its called futball,, but to every single 1 of usa citizens ITS CALLED SOCCER and it is an insult to degrade usa football by referring to soccer as futball. there isnt white american citizen who calls the homo sport of soccer football. in usa football is real sport mans sport. so go back change your pillow case its chewed and full of teeth marks. brit kid wank pooft
@mjjchica How fucking old are you? If you're under 14 then you're just extremely immature if you actually find that shit funny. And since when does how "hot" someone is have anything to do with their comedic value?
yeah he's not that funny he is only popular because he gets the young female crowd wet in the panties, why cant women just get over being shy and just watch porn and stop propping up people that are attractive but have no other talent other than they are attractive for women to look at?
wait wait wait hate to pee onn everyones campfire and yet again be only voice of reason in the room,, but,,, ok hating her is perfectly reasonable shes an obnoxious chonch blister,, its also ok to pony out how f'd up shes made her face now or how ugly her faice is,, buy,, as long as she keeps employing the army of tiny asians to wax pluck weedeat and buff her body hair off so not like love child ofchris penn and bigfoot (god shes hairy jewish woman if not plucked bleached ugh) then body is great
@MrMentalNomad ohh btw ifyou can find me a celebrity athlete comic singer any successful or wealthy person isnt at leasst little bit "full of himself " or "cocky" then you need run out buy lotto ticket cause you beat the odds of trillion to 1. celeb being cocky hardly reason to hate they all are so u must hate every male celebrity in usa even athletes musicians etc
@MrMentalNomad ohh btw ifyou can find me a celebrity athlete comic singer any successful or wealthy person isnt at leasst little bit "full of himself " or "cocky" then you need run out buy lotto ticket cause you beat the odds of trillion to 1. celeb being cocky hardly reason to hate they all are so u must hate every male celebrity in usa even athletes musicians etc
@4pisgah ditto and agreed wtf happened to her? i know exactly wtf happened to her looks,, she was under lot pressure stress because she wasnt pretty as most starlets, and wasnt quite funny or smart enough, so in trying to make mildly atractive self more attractive by sticking fingers down her own throat after each meal and doing blow to remain thin, thinner anyway, the decade of blow consumption and eating disorders now her hair thin wiry hard face mannish square hard f'd up its shame
@thenfm chief slap-a-hoe from the north american check-a-bitch tribe. lol. joke 4 you ,,, whay are their 300,000 women in battered womens shelter every year in usa???? because (slap) they just dont ( smack thump) listen!!!!! (slaqpping hands together to imitate pimp style slappin aho or what do u call 1,000 women on the bottom of ocean ? a good start ! I 100 % i love all women and not sexist,, simply trying be funny so all bra burning nazi peta feminist dykes dont bother blowing up my inbox lol
wowww lol, had to put it here to asshole!! your looking rather old and washed up, wanna be!! so look in mirror before you put others down...like i said get that rabies vaccination upgraded to severe asshole mode, i hate myself so i put others down....try it...venom levels may go down...no viagra for that, so use caution!!
what I don't get is the people who don't like Dane cook. If you think his unfunny then why are you here, wasting your time watching his video, and wasting 2 minutes of your time commenting?
@ryanbmf Dane is funny. He reminds me of that kid in school who was a coward but could talk a lot of mess. And eventually he got punched in the face for running his mouth off to the wrong person.
@peacebre i guess its to be expected, from you tube fanatical anti american anti millitary whack job with screen name like "peacebre" so i and most wont take u seriously your stone cold psyho anti american liar as any 1 can see plainly by reading your lies comments and seeing you channel we know u r insane n hate usa,,, but every numbe you just used was blatant lie like just 1 example , your lie "1,000,000 dead iraqis "wtf kind blatant lie is that ? not even 1 tenth that many killed by usa
@peacebre by me and others of my kind you mean white and americans i know,,, but you still liar and repeating your lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies insanity lies lies lies over and over louder louder will never make them truth or reality. you lied blatantly said usa killed 1 million iraqis, when sadam killed over 1 million iraqis usa killed under 180,000 thats less than 1 fifth many as you said in we killed 1,000,000 iraqis. sadam killed 1,000,000 iraqi citizens thats why we went 2 war
(@peacebre liar cont #2) and as all of us with brain and computer can research right now even here on you tube and see for selves by searching "allah is satan " or "satan is allah" they will watch hour long documentarys proving this, and will learn allah is satan and openly says it himself in bible calls himself satan and the antichrist, along with ordering all followers to kill all jews and christians any where in world they are found, and to infiltrate assimilate decieve and assault fromwithin
(above comment amendment ) - i f'd up said in bible meant in quarran, word for word its in quarran you can research read it for yourself like idid in quarran he openly admits calls himself satan and antichrist, and commands all followers to kill all jews and christians including women and children because women birth infedels and children become grown infidels. " research yourself right here on you tube, allah is satan search or satan is allah search will blow your fing mind
@jjoeshaw it all makes sense if not your part of the problem not the solution and you are the weakest link goodbye.oh ps eat my ass with spoon douchebags
@leggomyeggo164 suuuuure you are lmao lmao lmao of course you are (wink wink) you tool your skin being white- maybe but your innards are as black as the inside of a coffin on a dark night your innards are as colored as any grape ape purple gummed tool out there you tool douche bucket troglodyte scumbag i know your mad cause your daddy raped you and he was a racist but dont take it out on me - you scumbag. im sorry when lost virginity you were screaming daddy get off me your crushing my smokes
@DeyoJF032 as every one whom knows her or watches knows she hates herself so its ok if you hate her too! she hates herself and has non existent self esteem as her and all white women who date black guys do. she has no self esteem, was molested, and has "daddy text book issues" where all women who white n sleep with black men do, she hates a male from her youth who was racist told racist jokes at dinner etc so she grew up defiant and bangs black dudes the male hated when she was child so
-- so in answer to your question, yes there is chelsea porn out there cause she like kim k and rest white stupid confused no self esteem women who bang black dudes, was disrespected and had their private tapes mysteriously get sold to papparazzi etc noone would even know who ray j was if he didnt secretly sell his private tapes of banging kim k rediculous ray j most worthless untalented fake p o s pea cock pillo biter on planet, only celeb cause brandys lil braither and banged kim k lol douche
@neno6868 idiot yes chelsea is racist,,, she f'ing hates whites!! first of all shes really jewish not white secondly you may be able pull that lie off with few folks here not know any better but anyone knows anything bout her or ever watched her show knows she only does black dudes. any white (ish ) woman bangs blacks is 1- not f'ing racist and 2- hates her own white race and family. so spin your racist black lies somewhere else darkie. chelsea bangs black pigs, cant be racist! liar!!
shes ugly shes fake and still ugly but has had more disguisting black dudes on her then any nfl field in usa!!, chelsea racist ? funniest lie i ever heard,, there cant be racist white woman whom bangs blacks you idiot black lying p o s
@jjoeshaw apperantly you dont cause chelsea is jewish not white race idiot if she let her darker the an interior of a coffin on a pitch black night real roots natural hair color and texture out instead of spending over 125,000 dollars year chemically straightening and bleaching and thinner her hair, or having army of tiny oriental women pluck manicure manscape and wax buff her sideburns back arms entire body shed have wier als hair and harry and hendersons and chris penn body hair!! idiot
@billybob42081 Okay, first, type properly. I don't even know who this Chelsea is to be honest, I've only seen this video and I don't watch her show. But you should know that Judaism is a religion not a race. You're either white, black or asian. You can be white and jewish. You can be black and jewish. You can be asian and jewish.
@jjoeshaw jesus christ ok bud i know yu rode little bus to school and all, but you are a freaking moron! there are 2 types of "jews " the religion and the race. jews are not a religion, yes there is a jewish religion, but there is also a jew race idiot. modt hollywood are jew race and only handful them jewish religion. the intire production and cast of freinds for example all jewish kudrow, anniston, all of em are all or part jewsih race not any but 2 religion of jew. your an idiot. stfu
@billybob42081 Well, I went to the 5th best school in England and everyone knows the English education system is better than the American. Second, there isn't a country or continent called Judaism. Therefore there isn't a race. Is there a page on Wikipedia called Judaism (race)? No. Also, white is a skin colour. Not a race.
@jjoeshaw i know i'm sort of butting into this convo, but the billybob guy (though he sounds like an ass) is partly right. although judaism is a religion, it also can be considered a nationality. jews are the descendants of jacob (son of isaac, whose father was abraham) so biologically, just like someone is itallian or chinese or french or something, they can be of jewish descent without actually practicing judaism.
source: the old testament, or the torah if you're jewish
@rahrahritaa I see what you mean now, although i didn't really understand what billybob was trying to say... but it was more the fact that he was comparing Jewish and white as a separate thing. She is white herself after all, but of Jewish descent as well. It's just like being french and white.
@maozacfan8 Yeah I know I was just trying to piss people off... and Dane Cook isn't funny at all. Laughing at a Dane Cook special is like reading Twilight. Immature and overrated.
@TheSololobo noone disagres thers just bunch douches who get bullied and in middle night there step daddy sneaks in their rooms and sodomizes them,, so they are bullies an no matter what video of what topic or how cool or bad or entertaining or boring video is they have run mouths have insult some one etc the handful rest of em just jealous of any one with money success and has tang thrown at them any where they walk in world i not sodomized, i not teeny weeny jealous douche they all are
if you dont like dane cook, why watch videos with him in it? really? haters must not have nothing to besides bitch. watch different videos noone gives a shit what you think. we still like him.
Wow! What a piece of shit. I used to kinda like Chelsea, but she's shown here that she'll take any scumbag who has a pop culture following and blow smoke up their ass.
dane cook, rebbeca black, justin bieber........its not fair that there are people out their who are actually way talented than these fools but cant make a break....
I fucken hate Dane Cook! I honestly don't understand how people are entertained by him. This man just rambles on in the SAME tone no matter what he is saying, also it's pretty obvious that he has ADHD! Please keep him clear of any stages or venues from here on out! Thank you. (P.s. i didnt search for this video, it was linked to me)
@alvarenga2007 wwhat the fucks your problem? dont like him leave.. and that excuse "it was linked to me" well doesnt mean YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT? you're an idiot and no one likes you
@cooleogirl12 My problem is that I have little CUNTS like you telling me that im a fucking idiot over YT. Listen you fucking c0cksucking peice of shit, when you need help taking Dane Cook's dick out your ass call me! I hate stupid ingorant fucks, such as youself. You are the type of person that makes me thankful for ABORTIONS! How your parents have managed to keep you all this time will remain a mystery! Go fuck off and die you stupid cunt! Don't even reply, i will not waste anymore time here.
@cooleogirl12 Is it really cool to fuel the fire? Really? Now I know the things said to you were rude and probably hurt your feelings. But this is supposed to be a cool video. All this anger just kinda ruins it for you, you know?
@alvarenga2007 is all that anger really necessary? I mean, its just a video. And its supposed to make you laugh. Im not trying to start anything and i really dont want to get yelled at but I will say this.Don't let people get under your skin. They usually aren't worth it anyways. And don't even reply to that other persons "reply". It just sucks out your energy.
@alvarenga2007 wtf? woh woh woh my hispanic little nazi friend,,, 1st wtf is up with discrimination and hatefull remarks regarding add or adhd ? nowadays medical community says over 20 % (thats 1 in 5 my short bus to school little chewy looking friend) thats 20 % of all teens in usa are adhd, and another 18 % add,, if you throw in other learning disabilities like dislexia or whs or vim or saded or adhd it ends up as 3/4 have something technically wrong with them or chemical imbalance
(@alverangass cont #2) so there are literaly more children and peoople in usa with learning disabilities and chemical imbalances and other mood disorders etc then there of yoou illegal beans who are bankrupting and destroying the country right now, and cheese and rice theres awefull lot,, way way way to many of you grubbing selfish lazy evil leech bastards . so stfu with putting children with learning disabilities down. your a mexi for petes sake, the lowest of the low in no position to insult
@alvarenga2007 you dont hate dane cook, you hate yourself and your miserable life and you just use dane as something to direct your anger at. get a life and maybe you wont hate dane anymore. i mean the reasons you gave for hating him were completely idiotic. you sound like a 14 year old boy. if you are any older than that then you are stupid.
@equestriansheridan yes i clicked on the video assuming it would be funny.....who cares, whats dame cook gona give you anyway for standing up for him ? get a life...
WOW 2 talentless cunts on one show. Dane cook yet again showing he is devoid of any whit and sophistication and Chelsea showing she is devoid of any facial expressions.
@TacticalHub LMAO,,, OMG TOTALLY CANT MAKE ANY AT ALL, LMAO ITS ALL THE BOTOX DEADENS FACIAL NERVES,, SHE HAS TO WORK SO HARD TRY SO HARD PAINT GLUE ETC FAKE EVERYTHING, 8 HRS DAY IN GYM FAKE BOOBS ETC SHE HAS TO SO MUCH TIME WORK EFFORT ANDF MONEY JUST TO PULL OFF "MILDLY ATTRACTIVE" ITS REDICULOUS,, I WOULD A GO AT HER THOUGH, SHE NEEDS BE MANHANDLED ROUGH STYLE TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR TWO LMAO
WTF IS UP WITH WORLD DANE COOK ON CHELSEA HAS LESS THAN HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS ALL THE TALENTED, ER, OTHERWISE WHITE ENTERTAINERS MUSICIANS ACTORS VIRTUALLY NO VIEWS BUT BLACK TALENTLESS PILLOW BITERS LIKE T I ALL HAVE A MILLION VIEWS?IS CHELSEAS YOU TUBE AUDIENCE RACIST? ANSWER--- NO I FINGERED IT OUT,, ITS CAUSE WHITE FOLKS ALREADY SAW ALL EPISODES ON PAID FOR CABLE OR SAT TV THE POOR FOLK OF COLOR TOO CHEAP PAY FOR CABLE WATCH THERE SHOWS VIA PIECEMEAL FO FREE NICKEL! LMFAO F#$@ T I
@maliksr79 LOL HE HE HAHA WHAT A JOKE, IM SHOCKED A BLACK GUY UPSET BY A COMMENT THAT IS TRUE ABOIOUT FACT THAT TALENTLESS OR LESS TALENTED BLACK FOLK ARE SHALL WEE SAY OVER RATED IN SOME CASES? BOOHOO CRY ME A RIVER AND GET ROUGHNSTUFFED WITH YOUR AFRO PUFFS,,LETS SEE WATCH THIS,,,,, BLACK FOLK ARE MINORITY OF POPULATION BUT MASSIVE MAJORITY OF FOLK IN CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES ACROSS COUNTRY,, FACT- A MUCH MUCH LARGER PERC ENTAGE OF BLACKS ARE SHADY NAD CRIMINAL DRUG THIEVE PERVERT CRIMINALS,
( PART 2 COMMENT CONTINUED),,,THIS IS A STATISTICAL FACT,, ALSO AS A EXTREME MINORITY ARE A MASSIVE MAJORITY OF WELFARE SSI ETC SOCIAL HANDOUT SERVICES ETC I CAN SAY BLACKS GREAT ATHLETES OR GOOD DANCERS, AND NOT A PEEP TO CONTRARY BUT STATE A JUST AS TRUE FACT BUT TRUE NEGETIVE FACT OF BLACKS EVERYBODY FLIPS OUT,,LMAO STFU,, YES THERE ARE VERY TALENTED WHITE ENTERTAINERS WITH LESS THAN 100 THOU VIEWS,, AND NOBODY NO TALENT BLACKS WITH MILLION VIEWS,,, BOO HOO CRY ME RIVER, ITS TRUE NICKEL
IS AT ENTIRELY THE WHITE RACIST MAN TRYING KEEP A BROTHA DOWN OR ARE IN FACT MAJORITY OF BLACKS NOT GOOD PEOPLE NOT CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, WITH POOR MORALS POOR ATTITUDES POOR WORK ETHIC, AND THATS WHY ALL THE PRISON WELFARE ETC RUN ALMOST ENTIRELY FOR BLACKS, AND THE ONLY PRISONS COUNTIES ETC THAT BLACKS NOT OVERWHELNING MAJORITY ARE AREAS THAT HAVE VIRTUALLY 0 BLACK RESIDENTS, BUT ANY AREA WITH DECENT NUMBER OF BLACKS FACTS ARE THERE CANT ARGUE IT,, AS A WHOLE BLKACK FOLK NOT GOOD
FOLK,,, LIKE I SAID THEY ARE TREATED PREFERANTIALLY ESPECIALLY IN MEDIA AND ENTERTAINMENT, ITAS A FACT NOONE WILL ARGUE EXCEPT ANGRY BROTHAS EXAMPLE,, WATCH ARSENIO HALLS RACIST ANTI WHITE NIGHTLY RHETORIC, LOOK AT VANILLA ICE INTERVIEW ALONE AND RACIAL ANTI WHIYTE COMMENTS, IF LETTERMAN SAID FRACTION ANTI BLACK STUFF TO BLACK GUEST HED BE OFF AIR FIRED IN HEART BEAT AND ANIMAL BLACK FOLK EVERY WHWERE BE RIOTING BURNING DOWN MALLS LOOTING ETC BUT BLACK GUY SAYS ANTI WHITE OPENLY PRIME TIME TV OK
EXAMPLE,,, JEWS ARE GODS PEOPLE, GODS FAVORITE AND CHOSEN PEOPLE,, AS A NON JERW CHRISTIAN IF I WERE LIKE BROTHA MAN ID BE ALL JEALOUS AND LOUD UP IN ARMS OVER IT,, I DONT MIND THAT IS ANOTHER FAVORITE OR 1 BETTER THAN ME, ETC,, BUT YOU BLACKS LOL OMG SAY BLACKS GOOD ATHLETES NO PROB,, NOT TRUE BUT IF SOME 1 SAID BLACXK BIGGER PENISS NO T A PEEP, SAY SOMETHING TRUE LIKE MOST BLACK AMERICANS ARE NOT ONLY NOT GOOD PEOPLE MORALLY ATTITUDE WORK ETHIC HONOR ETC, BROTHA FLIP[ OUT LMAO STFU
CASE IN POINT,, LOOK AT WORST DISASTER EVER IN JAPAN THIS YEAR, AUSTRALIAS RECORD FLOODING WORLD WIDE TRUE CATASTROPHIES,, NOT SINGLE CASE LOOTING STEALING RAPING NOTHING NOT 1 OVER 10,000 FOLK DEAD ENTIRE COUNTRY IN SHAMBLES NOT 1 REQUEST FOR HAND OUT NOT 1 CASE RAPE LOOTING ETC,, WE HAVE TINY POWER OUT FOR FEW DAYS, TINIEST FLOOD ANY EXCUSE, BLACKS OUT IN FORCE LOOTING PILLAGING PLUNDERING RAPING WHITE WOMEN ACROSS AFFECTED AREA, BLACKS ARE ONLY ONES ANIMALS MAN ANIMALS. TRUTH.FACTS. CRY STFU
@rg10ification LMAO WHAT ? NO.. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT,, THATS ONLY REASON SHE FAMOUS HAS SHOW ETC, THATS HER SCHTICK THATS HER CHARACTER ROLE,, SHE IS A BITCH AND THOUGH MOST TIMES YOUD LIKE TO TAKE HER DOWN PEG OR 2 THE BITCH THING IS FUNNY SHE HAS NO OTHER TALENTS, BUT GET SEE HER BE BITCH TO FAMOUS BLACK DUDES OR SNOOKIES ETC THAT ARE SO ABSURD AND REDICULOUS AND WE GET SEE HER THRASH EM BASH EM WAY THEY DESERVE BE TREATED THEY DESERVE BE TREATED IN A BITCH FASHION ANYWAY LOL
GUYS LIKE T I ETC SNOOKIE ABSURD ARROGGANT TALENTLESS MCMCDOOSHIES WATCH DOOSH BLACK RAPPER LIKE T I THINK HES ALL THAT ETC GET RIPPED BY LITTLE LOUD MOUTHED WHITE WOMEAN FACE TO FACE ITS CLASSIC, BUT IF YOUR SEEKING ANYTHING FROM HER OR HER SHOW OTHER THAN HER BEING OVER THE TOP BITCH , YOUR IN FOR BITTER DISSAPOINTMENT
@RebelThoughts Wow you're the best hater I've come across. I would like to see you go up on stage and make 20,000+ people laugh, and for 20 years. Before you go bashing on other people, think about it and see how it sounds. Ya damn atheist. *inside joke*
hate the theme song
kiragumanyara 1 week ago
she looks greasy and old here
palatialregalia88 1 week ago
Lol i love how as soon of he sits down, the comedian in him comes out.
all4teens 2 weeks ago
Dane Cook has hits? 20 years in stand-up? So many things wrong with those statements.
taraniso 2 weeks ago
He's so fucking hot! I just want to sit on is face.
TaylorXCat 2 weeks ago 5
chelsey struggles as a host when she is faced with someone whom is funnier than she is.
wimbusht 2 weeks ago
Fuck the haters, I love Dane Cook.
TheHouseOffice 2 weeks ago 4
i've heard dane is a nice uy and would like to see him in movies again. people are haters, i was watching his comedy special and couldnt believe the crowd he was performing to, it was amazing. when's the last time chelsea did a stage show like that? never. i dont know whose dick she sucked to get her show but its awful and so is she. dane is a good guy, and lets face it america only likes jerks.
kiddadd 3 weeks ago
You people are fucking horrible. The cleansing will take you. I don't feel sorry for what they will do to you.
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nellie2581 1 month ago
His voice is kind of annoying in a way .... But he's gorgeous! And what is Chelsea wearing?? that is NOT cute. Lol.
TheMusiclvr18 1 month ago
He has such a distinctive voice. You always know when its him talking!
xoxox01997 1 month ago
chelsea looks like she just got out of bed
liltunechi4eva 1 month ago
a big mac is never as big as it is in the commercials
xXKillaBoiXx 2 months ago
I DID MY BEST
philadlfiagrl101 2 months ago
fuck dane cook
jwowww18 2 months ago 2
@jwowww18 LOL yeah Jwow is so much cooler. . . fucking idiot.
StrangerX9 1 week ago
Annoying bitch.
b24harman 2 months ago
god, she has the cutest fucking shoes...
anjelkrush89 2 months ago
love to meet and greet dane cook ;)
youfuckinsuck1000 2 months ago
Chelsea never touched balls? hahahahaha, an average girl touches balls, but she didnt ,,, funny.
mairella 3 months ago
3:25 Yea... just cut out during mid sentence..... no biggie....
Vekoma1261 3 months ago
@longlelsol. You are just mad you aren't as funny as he is and you spell like a fucking 8 year old from Cuba. It's spelled DUDE
Jesuslovesyoutoo23 4 months ago
Dane is a douche hole
SethHesio 4 months ago
@SethHesio He's a vagina? O.o
nandee1fuery 1 month ago
@nandee1fuery I dunno. Probably?
SethHesio 1 month ago
@nandee1fuery He's a comedian for idiots more than anything else.
SethHesio 1 month ago
@SethHesio Yes, but a "douche hole" is a Vagina, ergo, Dane Cook = Vagina? Does that make me a lesbian for liking him?
nandee1fuery 1 month ago
@nandee1fuery Oh I see. Well the term Douche-hole was from a redlettermedia sketch, and was a portmanteau of asshole and douchebag. But if you want to take the term literally then yes you are a lesbian for liking Dane Cook.
SethHesio 1 month ago
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acuradan623 4 months ago
im related to dane cook
minii74 5 months ago
wtfwow........... 2:29 - 2:33 the most fake laugh ever.... shes so fake and a big bitch.
musemic80 6 months ago
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musemic80 6 months ago
Dane Cook blows! Dood is not that funny so thats why he's not on Comedy Central anymore.
longdelsol 6 months ago
What happened to Dane Cook?
He's like never on comedy centrel anymore :'(
slowlyxfallin 6 months ago
One more thing this stupid ass fight has been going on for fucking days! I mean really you guys couldn't find anything better to do then check in on the stupid fight. God u guys a r LOSERS.
MusicLover22442 6 months ago
Billybob and jjoeshaw you two need the STFU u r fighting on YouTube comments that's fucking pathetic. Get over it for fucks sake!
MusicLover22442 6 months ago
he is FUCKING HOT :P
MrJMan000 6 months ago
and anyone saying he sucks etc is full b s the dude is popular for reason, and he broke world record 3 times for longest standup performance of all time. dude works harder then rest comics is only reason hes done better. as a white person i hate all black comics cause every singlke 1 tells white jokes, but white comics not allowed tell black jokes, i hate em, but never would say they didnt have talent cause just not my style. same with dane, if his styles not your fav oh well but very talented
billybob42081 6 months ago
@billybob42081 every single 1 tells white jokes? no they don't. and black people don't even care anymore when white people make jokes about them, because they are JOKES not serious. and by the way, quantity doesn't mean quality.
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw um your a 20 yr old dumbsh$# who lives in the u k wtf do you know about american cvomedy clubs entertainers etc any way 2- your ewither black or a briotish wank imbicile to not know that every single, YES DOUCHEBAG EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN BLACK COMIC TELLS WHITE JOKES, 3- you r complete liar or moron if say blacks dont care anymore, their the most obnoxious whiney wanks in usa watch usa arabic comedians and whites and jew comics be attacked for telling black jokes u r liar or black
billybob42081 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw #2 and your 20 yr old british not even from usa wet behind ears pillow biting liberal farts smell like burnt vaseline homo liar douche- wtf do you know about american black comics any way besides 5-6 like chappelle or lawrence you nor any other brit quefe douche homo know about as much aboiut black usa comedians as i f'ing do about british soccer. so stfu you anti white commie pinko homo pillow biter. go change your pillow case its full of teeth marks. you boday using quefe wank
billybob42081 6 months ago
@billybob42081 Reading that was painful, man. I know stuff about American comics, just like Americans know stuff about british comics. simple. Oh and I'm not anti-white, I AM white. PS British Soccer isn't a thing, it's called football.
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw (yawn) r u serious thats the best you can do for your flailing attempt at defending your pathetic teen ego? sad sad sad. you opened mouth shot it off first when were wrong and instead of tapping out admitting wrong and shouldnt of argued when wrong like a masn, you keep running mouth, its sad immature and typical for your kind ( meaning youngster not brit) no, no you do not know sh(* about usa black comics except few famous enough to be televised internationaly, yes all blks do it !
billybob42081 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw so your a liar a kid a brit not even resident of usa and dont know shh%$ or would of known all ALL 100 % BLACK USA COMEDIANS TELL RACIST WHITE JOKES BUT WHITE COMEDIANS NOT ALLOWED TELL BLACK JOKES ANYMORE like how every night for 30 yrs every tv comic like carson leno letterman rediculed white presidents every night in opening momologue but obama is black and even though most ineffectual prez whos committed most illegal acts worst prez n 1st lady ever, they cant joke bout him ever!-
billybob42081 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw cont #3 - so your liar and idiot and teen brit kid who lied and was dead wrong flat out 100 % dead wrong when said black comics dont all tell racist white material, and even more wrong when said blacks dont care anymore when black jokes are told! i can show you ten arab comics attacked for telling blk jokes !! and your skin whiter doent mean sh$# doesnt mean not anti white your lie proved already you are anti white like all white american liberals are rediculously anti white. stfu
billybob42081 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw cont #4- and since your kid brit doesnt know sh$# bout the states --- yes to you brit wank poof pinko commie kids yes its called futball,, but to every single 1 of usa citizens ITS CALLED SOCCER and it is an insult to degrade usa football by referring to soccer as futball. there isnt white american citizen who calls the homo sport of soccer football. in usa football is real sport mans sport. so go back change your pillow case its chewed and full of teeth marks. brit kid wank pooft
billybob42081 6 months ago
@billybob42081 Do you speak English?
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
wait if he was doing this for 20 yrs how old is he then
XxXirawrloudXxX 6 months ago
@XxXirawrloudXxX idk like 34 or something...
cherrylipsxoxo 5 months ago
Well I tried giving it a shot, but I didn't find Dane Cook funny...once again. XD Oh well.
PaperCesar 6 months ago
@mjjchica How fucking old are you? If you're under 14 then you're just extremely immature if you actually find that shit funny. And since when does how "hot" someone is have anything to do with their comedic value?
paintballmon135 6 months ago
I LOVE that when she says, "Oh? There's two of them...uh oh" when referring to his comedy cd LMFAO!!!
Zer0ing0ut 6 months ago
"Wow Dane Cook, you have a lot of material"
Apparently not enough to just release a new fucking album like every other comic out there.
MalachorWraith 6 months ago
yeah he's not that funny he is only popular because he gets the young female crowd wet in the panties, why cant women just get over being shy and just watch porn and stop propping up people that are attractive but have no other talent other than they are attractive for women to look at?
BEOWULF9965 6 months ago
hahaha THUMBS UP for the Youtube users with funny names here arguing: MrHuggybear86, BeatTheHeatNigga, leggomyeggo164....lol
perso1313 7 months ago 50
@perso1313 is my name funny?
tonguedeeznuts 1 month ago
@tonguedeeznuts
yes, your name is funny...but the other names are ridiculously funny.
perso1313 1 month ago
wait wait wait hate to pee onn everyones campfire and yet again be only voice of reason in the room,, but,,, ok hating her is perfectly reasonable shes an obnoxious chonch blister,, its also ok to pony out how f'd up shes made her face now or how ugly her faice is,, buy,, as long as she keeps employing the army of tiny asians to wax pluck weedeat and buff her body hair off so not like love child ofchris penn and bigfoot (god shes hairy jewish woman if not plucked bleached ugh) then body is great
billybob42081 7 months ago
i like this guy, i've seen his sneezing atheist joke
anyone who makes fun of those atheist twats is a cool guy
J4K31 7 months ago
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@MrMentalNomad ohh btw ifyou can find me a celebrity athlete comic singer any successful or wealthy person isnt at leasst little bit "full of himself " or "cocky" then you need run out buy lotto ticket cause you beat the odds of trillion to 1. celeb being cocky hardly reason to hate they all are so u must hate every male celebrity in usa even athletes musicians etc
billybob42081 7 months ago
dane is a motherfucking awesome comedian
ivkillre 7 months ago 16
@MrMentalNomad ohh btw ifyou can find me a celebrity athlete comic singer any successful or wealthy person isnt at leasst little bit "full of himself " or "cocky" then you need run out buy lotto ticket cause you beat the odds of trillion to 1. celeb being cocky hardly reason to hate they all are so u must hate every male celebrity in usa even athletes musicians etc
billybob42081 7 months ago
@4pisgah ditto and agreed wtf happened to her? i know exactly wtf happened to her looks,, she was under lot pressure stress because she wasnt pretty as most starlets, and wasnt quite funny or smart enough, so in trying to make mildly atractive self more attractive by sticking fingers down her own throat after each meal and doing blow to remain thin, thinner anyway, the decade of blow consumption and eating disorders now her hair thin wiry hard face mannish square hard f'd up its shame
billybob42081 7 months ago
Lol his voice is very loud and deep
rajwar10 7 months ago
Dane Cook. Funny!!!!
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thenfm 7 months ago
@thenfm chief slap-a-hoe from the north american check-a-bitch tribe. lol. joke 4 you ,,, whay are their 300,000 women in battered womens shelter every year in usa???? because (slap) they just dont ( smack thump) listen!!!!! (slaqpping hands together to imitate pimp style slappin aho or what do u call 1,000 women on the bottom of ocean ? a good start ! I 100 % i love all women and not sexist,, simply trying be funny so all bra burning nazi peta feminist dykes dont bother blowing up my inbox lol
billybob42081 7 months ago
wowww lol, had to put it here to asshole!! your looking rather old and washed up, wanna be!! so look in mirror before you put others down...like i said get that rabies vaccination upgraded to severe asshole mode, i hate myself so i put others down....try it...venom levels may go down...no viagra for that, so use caution!!
kuzcospoison1 7 months ago
"Indeed!"
"It's tough to sign balls."
LMAO
dramadork08 7 months ago
thats one funny nigger
cb7pwn 7 months ago
I didn't even know Dane Cook was a comedian... I thought he was just an actor. Awks :/
MrChantelleA 7 months ago
Danes cool... i hope i never see chelsea again
imPathogenic 7 months ago 6
what I don't get is the people who don't like Dane cook. If you think his unfunny then why are you here, wasting your time watching his video, and wasting 2 minutes of your time commenting?
MisterTheLawence 7 months ago 4
@MisterTheLawence IKR they need to chill cuz its pointless they just mad cuz they hav no life n they hate on people tht make it big
xXDeadMan9612Xx 7 months ago
i never seen a white geust before on this show lol
shino475 7 months ago
I LOVE DANE!!!
Sunscab14 8 months ago
today i learned Dane has been annoying people for over 20 years
ryanbmf 8 months ago 37
@ryanbmf why do you look up his name then if he annoys you. Don't watch his shit
BeatTheHeatNigga 7 months ago
@ryanbmf Dane is funny. He reminds me of that kid in school who was a coward but could talk a lot of mess. And eventually he got punched in the face for running his mouth off to the wrong person.
nichirenx 7 months ago
@ryanbmf and still the annoyed twats keep coming back for more of his genius
AFriendOfAxel 4 months ago
two very unfunny comedians talkin to each other...
lorenzo050008 8 months ago
@lorenzo050008 fuck yu! dane cook is the sex!!!!!!!!
FigiFantasticXD 8 months ago
fuckface.
Deckardpr 8 months ago
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peacebre 8 months ago
@peacebre i guess its to be expected, from you tube fanatical anti american anti millitary whack job with screen name like "peacebre" so i and most wont take u seriously your stone cold psyho anti american liar as any 1 can see plainly by reading your lies comments and seeing you channel we know u r insane n hate usa,,, but every numbe you just used was blatant lie like just 1 example , your lie "1,000,000 dead iraqis "wtf kind blatant lie is that ? not even 1 tenth that many killed by usa
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 ............I don't care about you and alike....................I know that other people in USA and in the world know right truth
peacebre 7 months ago
@peacebre by me and others of my kind you mean white and americans i know,,, but you still liar and repeating your lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies insanity lies lies lies over and over louder louder will never make them truth or reality. you lied blatantly said usa killed 1 million iraqis, when sadam killed over 1 million iraqis usa killed under 180,000 thats less than 1 fifth many as you said in we killed 1,000,000 iraqis. sadam killed 1,000,000 iraqi citizens thats why we went 2 war
billybob42081 7 months ago
(@peacebre liar cont #2) and as all of us with brain and computer can research right now even here on you tube and see for selves by searching "allah is satan " or "satan is allah" they will watch hour long documentarys proving this, and will learn allah is satan and openly says it himself in bible calls himself satan and the antichrist, along with ordering all followers to kill all jews and christians any where in world they are found, and to infiltrate assimilate decieve and assault fromwithin
billybob42081 7 months ago
(above comment amendment ) - i f'd up said in bible meant in quarran, word for word its in quarran you can research read it for yourself like idid in quarran he openly admits calls himself satan and antichrist, and commands all followers to kill all jews and christians including women and children because women birth infedels and children become grown infidels. " research yourself right here on you tube, allah is satan search or satan is allah search will blow your fing mind
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 That makes no sense. Stop being so bitter.
jjoeshaw 7 months ago
@jjoeshaw it all makes sense if not your part of the problem not the solution and you are the weakest link goodbye.oh ps eat my ass with spoon douchebags
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 dude quit with your long ass responces
leggomyeggo164 7 months ago
@leggomyeggo164 dude i know you colored folk dont like to read, but again,,,,,,eat my ass
billybob42081 7 months ago
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leggomyeggo164 2 months ago
@billybob42081 im white you racist dick
leggomyeggo164 2 months ago
@leggomyeggo164 suuuuure you are lmao lmao lmao of course you are (wink wink) you tool your skin being white- maybe but your innards are as black as the inside of a coffin on a dark night your innards are as colored as any grape ape purple gummed tool out there you tool douche bucket troglodyte scumbag i know your mad cause your daddy raped you and he was a racist but dont take it out on me - you scumbag. im sorry when lost virginity you were screaming daddy get off me your crushing my smokes
billybob42081 2 months ago
@billybob42081 Was that supposed to be a lame attempt at rap? Because let me tell you, Eminem does better than that, and he's a white boy.
nandee1fuery 1 month ago
I heard something about Chelsea homeporn!!?? can somebody explain me, what's that video all about? I'm so sick of her.
DeyoJF032 8 months ago
@DeyoJF032 as every one whom knows her or watches knows she hates herself so its ok if you hate her too! she hates herself and has non existent self esteem as her and all white women who date black guys do. she has no self esteem, was molested, and has "daddy text book issues" where all women who white n sleep with black men do, she hates a male from her youth who was racist told racist jokes at dinner etc so she grew up defiant and bangs black dudes the male hated when she was child so
billybob42081 7 months ago
-- so in answer to your question, yes there is chelsea porn out there cause she like kim k and rest white stupid confused no self esteem women who bang black dudes, was disrespected and had their private tapes mysteriously get sold to papparazzi etc noone would even know who ray j was if he didnt secretly sell his private tapes of banging kim k rediculous ray j most worthless untalented fake p o s pea cock pillo biter on planet, only celeb cause brandys lil braither and banged kim k lol douche
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 thank you for explanation... :)
DeyoJF032 7 months ago
not cook..she need an bb co.ck..plastic whore chelsea..your titts hanging ..ugly racist bitch
neno6868 8 months ago
@neno6868 idiot yes chelsea is racist,,, she f'ing hates whites!! first of all shes really jewish not white secondly you may be able pull that lie off with few folks here not know any better but anyone knows anything bout her or ever watched her show knows she only does black dudes. any white (ish ) woman bangs blacks is 1- not f'ing racist and 2- hates her own white race and family. so spin your racist black lies somewhere else darkie. chelsea bangs black pigs, cant be racist! liar!!
billybob42081 7 months ago
shes ugly shes fake and still ugly but has had more disguisting black dudes on her then any nfl field in usa!!, chelsea racist ? funniest lie i ever heard,, there cant be racist white woman whom bangs blacks you idiot black lying p o s
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 you don't know the difference between race or religion? She's white and Jewish...
jjoeshaw 7 months ago
@jjoeshaw apperantly you dont cause chelsea is jewish not white race idiot if she let her darker the an interior of a coffin on a pitch black night real roots natural hair color and texture out instead of spending over 125,000 dollars year chemically straightening and bleaching and thinner her hair, or having army of tiny oriental women pluck manicure manscape and wax buff her sideburns back arms entire body shed have wier als hair and harry and hendersons and chris penn body hair!! idiot
billybob42081 7 months ago
@billybob42081 Okay, first, type properly. I don't even know who this Chelsea is to be honest, I've only seen this video and I don't watch her show. But you should know that Judaism is a religion not a race. You're either white, black or asian. You can be white and jewish. You can be black and jewish. You can be asian and jewish.
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw jesus christ ok bud i know yu rode little bus to school and all, but you are a freaking moron! there are 2 types of "jews " the religion and the race. jews are not a religion, yes there is a jewish religion, but there is also a jew race idiot. modt hollywood are jew race and only handful them jewish religion. the intire production and cast of freinds for example all jewish kudrow, anniston, all of em are all or part jewsih race not any but 2 religion of jew. your an idiot. stfu
billybob42081 6 months ago
@billybob42081 Well, I went to the 5th best school in England and everyone knows the English education system is better than the American. Second, there isn't a country or continent called Judaism. Therefore there isn't a race. Is there a page on Wikipedia called Judaism (race)? No. Also, white is a skin colour. Not a race.
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
@jjoeshaw i know i'm sort of butting into this convo, but the billybob guy (though he sounds like an ass) is partly right. although judaism is a religion, it also can be considered a nationality. jews are the descendants of jacob (son of isaac, whose father was abraham) so biologically, just like someone is itallian or chinese or french or something, they can be of jewish descent without actually practicing judaism.
source: the old testament, or the torah if you're jewish
rahrahritaa 6 months ago
@rahrahritaa I see what you mean now, although i didn't really understand what billybob was trying to say... but it was more the fact that he was comparing Jewish and white as a separate thing. She is white herself after all, but of Jewish descent as well. It's just like being french and white.
jjoeshaw 6 months ago
FUCK DANE COOK!!! Daniel Tosh for president
MrHuggybear86 8 months ago
@MrHuggybear86 dude dan tosh isnt that greaaaat :/
maozacfan8 7 months ago
@maozacfan8 Yeah I know I was just trying to piss people off... and Dane Cook isn't funny at all. Laughing at a Dane Cook special is like reading Twilight. Immature and overrated.
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peacebre 8 months ago
Dane Cook is hilarious and anybody who disagrees - GO FUCK YOURSELF.
TheSololobo 8 months ago 4
@TheSololobo noone disagres thers just bunch douches who get bullied and in middle night there step daddy sneaks in their rooms and sodomizes them,, so they are bullies an no matter what video of what topic or how cool or bad or entertaining or boring video is they have run mouths have insult some one etc the handful rest of em just jealous of any one with money success and has tang thrown at them any where they walk in world i not sodomized, i not teeny weeny jealous douche they all are
billybob42081 7 months ago
if you dont like dane cook, why watch videos with him in it? really? haters must not have nothing to besides bitch. watch different videos noone gives a shit what you think. we still like him.
TheJAYCEWALKER 8 months ago
Wow! What a piece of shit. I used to kinda like Chelsea, but she's shown here that she'll take any scumbag who has a pop culture following and blow smoke up their ass.
ibfreetubeme 8 months ago
dane cook, rebbeca black, justin bieber........its not fair that there are people out their who are actually way talented than these fools but cant make a break....
rockpaper75 8 months ago 2
I fucken hate Dane Cook! I honestly don't understand how people are entertained by him. This man just rambles on in the SAME tone no matter what he is saying, also it's pretty obvious that he has ADHD! Please keep him clear of any stages or venues from here on out! Thank you. (P.s. i didnt search for this video, it was linked to me)
alvarenga2007 8 months ago
@alvarenga2007 wwhat the fucks your problem? dont like him leave.. and that excuse "it was linked to me" well doesnt mean YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT? you're an idiot and no one likes you
cooleogirl12 8 months ago 2
@cooleogirl12 My problem is that I have little CUNTS like you telling me that im a fucking idiot over YT. Listen you fucking c0cksucking peice of shit, when you need help taking Dane Cook's dick out your ass call me! I hate stupid ingorant fucks, such as youself. You are the type of person that makes me thankful for ABORTIONS! How your parents have managed to keep you all this time will remain a mystery! Go fuck off and die you stupid cunt! Don't even reply, i will not waste anymore time here.
alvarenga2007 8 months ago
@alvarenga2007 i think you're mad because you're jealous of how awesome dane cook is and how stupid and shitty you are
mrkillerbeast100 8 months ago
@alvarenga2007 reply. oh and btw: I'm the ignorant one? really is that all you got?
cooleogirl12 8 months ago
@cooleogirl12 Is it really cool to fuel the fire? Really? Now I know the things said to you were rude and probably hurt your feelings. But this is supposed to be a cool video. All this anger just kinda ruins it for you, you know?
Epodmusic17 8 months ago
@alvarenga2007 is all that anger really necessary? I mean, its just a video. And its supposed to make you laugh. Im not trying to start anything and i really dont want to get yelled at but I will say this.Don't let people get under your skin. They usually aren't worth it anyways. And don't even reply to that other persons "reply". It just sucks out your energy.
Epodmusic17 8 months ago
@Epodmusic17 You are so right! Im just going to drop it. Good day.
alvarenga2007 8 months ago
@alvarenga2007 wtf? woh woh woh my hispanic little nazi friend,,, 1st wtf is up with discrimination and hatefull remarks regarding add or adhd ? nowadays medical community says over 20 % (thats 1 in 5 my short bus to school little chewy looking friend) thats 20 % of all teens in usa are adhd, and another 18 % add,, if you throw in other learning disabilities like dislexia or whs or vim or saded or adhd it ends up as 3/4 have something technically wrong with them or chemical imbalance
billybob42081 7 months ago
(@alverangass cont #2) so there are literaly more children and peoople in usa with learning disabilities and chemical imbalances and other mood disorders etc then there of yoou illegal beans who are bankrupting and destroying the country right now, and cheese and rice theres awefull lot,, way way way to many of you grubbing selfish lazy evil leech bastards . so stfu with putting children with learning disabilities down. your a mexi for petes sake, the lowest of the low in no position to insult
billybob42081 7 months ago
@alvarenga2007 you dont hate dane cook, you hate yourself and your miserable life and you just use dane as something to direct your anger at. get a life and maybe you wont hate dane anymore. i mean the reasons you gave for hating him were completely idiotic. you sound like a 14 year old boy. if you are any older than that then you are stupid.
kiddadd 3 weeks ago
dane cook is a JOKE THIEF!!!!!! he is not funny at all, how he got this famous is beyond me..
rockpaper75 8 months ago
@rockpaper75 why the FUCK are you searching his name? get a fucking life.
equestriansheridan 8 months ago
@equestriansheridan I never searched his name you prick!! just came up on the screen....Russel peters is way better than your stupid DAME cook...
rockpaper75 8 months ago
@rockpaper75 uhm, idc if you searched his name or not, you still clicked on this video! i doubt it "just came up on the screen"
equestriansheridan 8 months ago
@equestriansheridan yes i clicked on the video assuming it would be funny.....who cares, whats dame cook gona give you anyway for standing up for him ? get a life...
rockpaper75 8 months ago
I hate Chelsea Lately, she doesn't encourage Dane Cook to finish his joke -- she's keep on interupting. Laugh women!
FunkyWill 8 months ago
Has Dane Cook come out of the closet yet?
MoeGreensRightEye 8 months ago
Neither one of these people are funny. George Carlin 4 EVER!
andrewsanders1984 8 months ago
These are my two favorite people.... together. (:
stretchx17x 9 months ago
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McLolzable 9 months ago
WOW 2 talentless cunts on one show. Dane cook yet again showing he is devoid of any whit and sophistication and Chelsea showing she is devoid of any facial expressions.
TacticalHub 9 months ago
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@TacticalHub LMAO,,, OMG TOTALLY CANT MAKE ANY AT ALL, LMAO ITS ALL THE BOTOX DEADENS FACIAL NERVES,, SHE HAS TO WORK SO HARD TRY SO HARD PAINT GLUE ETC FAKE EVERYTHING, 8 HRS DAY IN GYM FAKE BOOBS ETC SHE HAS TO SO MUCH TIME WORK EFFORT ANDF MONEY JUST TO PULL OFF "MILDLY ATTRACTIVE" ITS REDICULOUS,, I WOULD A GO AT HER THOUGH, SHE NEEDS BE MANHANDLED ROUGH STYLE TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR TWO LMAO
billybob42081 9 months ago
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@billybob42081 Been looking over your comments. You are one hateful lunatic buddy!
TacticalHub 9 months ago
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WTF IS UP WITH WORLD DANE COOK ON CHELSEA HAS LESS THAN HUNDRED THOUSAND VIEWS ALL THE TALENTED, ER, OTHERWISE WHITE ENTERTAINERS MUSICIANS ACTORS VIRTUALLY NO VIEWS BUT BLACK TALENTLESS PILLOW BITERS LIKE T I ALL HAVE A MILLION VIEWS?IS CHELSEAS YOU TUBE AUDIENCE RACIST? ANSWER--- NO I FINGERED IT OUT,, ITS CAUSE WHITE FOLKS ALREADY SAW ALL EPISODES ON PAID FOR CABLE OR SAT TV THE POOR FOLK OF COLOR TOO CHEAP PAY FOR CABLE WATCH THERE SHOWS VIA PIECEMEAL FO FREE NICKEL! LMFAO F#$@ T I
billybob42081 9 months ago
@billybob42081 Hey Billy Bob, Suck the color off my dick. And it's figured not fingered like you get every night bozo.
maliksr79 9 months ago
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@maliksr79 LOL HE HE HAHA WHAT A JOKE, IM SHOCKED A BLACK GUY UPSET BY A COMMENT THAT IS TRUE ABOIOUT FACT THAT TALENTLESS OR LESS TALENTED BLACK FOLK ARE SHALL WEE SAY OVER RATED IN SOME CASES? BOOHOO CRY ME A RIVER AND GET ROUGHNSTUFFED WITH YOUR AFRO PUFFS,,LETS SEE WATCH THIS,,,,, BLACK FOLK ARE MINORITY OF POPULATION BUT MASSIVE MAJORITY OF FOLK IN CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES ACROSS COUNTRY,, FACT- A MUCH MUCH LARGER PERC ENTAGE OF BLACKS ARE SHADY NAD CRIMINAL DRUG THIEVE PERVERT CRIMINALS,
billybob42081 9 months ago
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( PART 2 COMMENT CONTINUED),,,THIS IS A STATISTICAL FACT,, ALSO AS A EXTREME MINORITY ARE A MASSIVE MAJORITY OF WELFARE SSI ETC SOCIAL HANDOUT SERVICES ETC I CAN SAY BLACKS GREAT ATHLETES OR GOOD DANCERS, AND NOT A PEEP TO CONTRARY BUT STATE A JUST AS TRUE FACT BUT TRUE NEGETIVE FACT OF BLACKS EVERYBODY FLIPS OUT,,LMAO STFU,, YES THERE ARE VERY TALENTED WHITE ENTERTAINERS WITH LESS THAN 100 THOU VIEWS,, AND NOBODY NO TALENT BLACKS WITH MILLION VIEWS,,, BOO HOO CRY ME RIVER, ITS TRUE NICKEL
billybob42081 9 months ago
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IS AT ENTIRELY THE WHITE RACIST MAN TRYING KEEP A BROTHA DOWN OR ARE IN FACT MAJORITY OF BLACKS NOT GOOD PEOPLE NOT CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY, WITH POOR MORALS POOR ATTITUDES POOR WORK ETHIC, AND THATS WHY ALL THE PRISON WELFARE ETC RUN ALMOST ENTIRELY FOR BLACKS, AND THE ONLY PRISONS COUNTIES ETC THAT BLACKS NOT OVERWHELNING MAJORITY ARE AREAS THAT HAVE VIRTUALLY 0 BLACK RESIDENTS, BUT ANY AREA WITH DECENT NUMBER OF BLACKS FACTS ARE THERE CANT ARGUE IT,, AS A WHOLE BLKACK FOLK NOT GOOD
billybob42081 9 months ago
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FOLK,,, LIKE I SAID THEY ARE TREATED PREFERANTIALLY ESPECIALLY IN MEDIA AND ENTERTAINMENT, ITAS A FACT NOONE WILL ARGUE EXCEPT ANGRY BROTHAS EXAMPLE,, WATCH ARSENIO HALLS RACIST ANTI WHITE NIGHTLY RHETORIC, LOOK AT VANILLA ICE INTERVIEW ALONE AND RACIAL ANTI WHIYTE COMMENTS, IF LETTERMAN SAID FRACTION ANTI BLACK STUFF TO BLACK GUEST HED BE OFF AIR FIRED IN HEART BEAT AND ANIMAL BLACK FOLK EVERY WHWERE BE RIOTING BURNING DOWN MALLS LOOTING ETC BUT BLACK GUY SAYS ANTI WHITE OPENLY PRIME TIME TV OK
billybob42081 9 months ago
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EXAMPLE,,, JEWS ARE GODS PEOPLE, GODS FAVORITE AND CHOSEN PEOPLE,, AS A NON JERW CHRISTIAN IF I WERE LIKE BROTHA MAN ID BE ALL JEALOUS AND LOUD UP IN ARMS OVER IT,, I DONT MIND THAT IS ANOTHER FAVORITE OR 1 BETTER THAN ME, ETC,, BUT YOU BLACKS LOL OMG SAY BLACKS GOOD ATHLETES NO PROB,, NOT TRUE BUT IF SOME 1 SAID BLACXK BIGGER PENISS NO T A PEEP, SAY SOMETHING TRUE LIKE MOST BLACK AMERICANS ARE NOT ONLY NOT GOOD PEOPLE MORALLY ATTITUDE WORK ETHIC HONOR ETC, BROTHA FLIP[ OUT LMAO STFU
billybob42081 9 months ago
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CASE IN POINT,, LOOK AT WORST DISASTER EVER IN JAPAN THIS YEAR, AUSTRALIAS RECORD FLOODING WORLD WIDE TRUE CATASTROPHIES,, NOT SINGLE CASE LOOTING STEALING RAPING NOTHING NOT 1 OVER 10,000 FOLK DEAD ENTIRE COUNTRY IN SHAMBLES NOT 1 REQUEST FOR HAND OUT NOT 1 CASE RAPE LOOTING ETC,, WE HAVE TINY POWER OUT FOR FEW DAYS, TINIEST FLOOD ANY EXCUSE, BLACKS OUT IN FORCE LOOTING PILLAGING PLUNDERING RAPING WHITE WOMEN ACROSS AFFECTED AREA, BLACKS ARE ONLY ONES ANIMALS MAN ANIMALS. TRUTH.FACTS. CRY STFU
billybob42081 9 months ago
I guess I'm the only one that thinks Chelsea is basically just a total bitch...
rg10ification 9 months ago
@rg10ification
Nope, i agree
soldierfront03050 9 months ago
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@rg10ification LMAO WHAT ? NO.. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT,, THATS ONLY REASON SHE FAMOUS HAS SHOW ETC, THATS HER SCHTICK THATS HER CHARACTER ROLE,, SHE IS A BITCH AND THOUGH MOST TIMES YOUD LIKE TO TAKE HER DOWN PEG OR 2 THE BITCH THING IS FUNNY SHE HAS NO OTHER TALENTS, BUT GET SEE HER BE BITCH TO FAMOUS BLACK DUDES OR SNOOKIES ETC THAT ARE SO ABSURD AND REDICULOUS AND WE GET SEE HER THRASH EM BASH EM WAY THEY DESERVE BE TREATED THEY DESERVE BE TREATED IN A BITCH FASHION ANYWAY LOL
billybob42081 9 months ago
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GUYS LIKE T I ETC SNOOKIE ABSURD ARROGGANT TALENTLESS MCMCDOOSHIES WATCH DOOSH BLACK RAPPER LIKE T I THINK HES ALL THAT ETC GET RIPPED BY LITTLE LOUD MOUTHED WHITE WOMEAN FACE TO FACE ITS CLASSIC, BUT IF YOUR SEEKING ANYTHING FROM HER OR HER SHOW OTHER THAN HER BEING OVER THE TOP BITCH , YOUR IN FOR BITTER DISSAPOINTMENT
billybob42081 9 months ago
@rg10ification youre not the only one. chelsea sucks.
kiddadd 3 weeks ago
why would someone want chelseas autograph?
des696969 9 months ago 3
You could tell Chelsea could barely hold her contempt LoL. Her staff probably hate Cook too, as do most comedians.
lilithdvs13 9 months ago
Daniel tosh is 100 times better
FableGhostie 9 months ago
Dane Cook is the worst comedian of all-time.
RebelThoughts 9 months ago
@RebelThoughts Wow you're the best hater I've come across. I would like to see you go up on stage and make 20,000+ people laugh, and for 20 years. Before you go bashing on other people, think about it and see how it sounds. Ya damn atheist. *inside joke*
SarahBrookeWilliams 9 months ago 3
how did this dude become famous again?
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