Two and a Half Men Jakes ringtone

[Speed1056]

*me checks the video and watches it * after some time me: I NEED DAT RING TONEEEE

[javiequinones]

episode?

[TheSinisterSimon]

I NEED THAT RING TONE!!!!!!

[Inastraniz]

Charlie you´re awesome. I miss you so badly..:( This asthon baby is nothing compared to you.

Please come back

[thewaitingape]

So much in 47 seconds.Well done Mr. Sheen.

[M6RC6N]

oh my god ..imagine yourself in that situation ..it'll make you laugh harder and felt like shit at the same time

[zenoheaven]

that scence was clasic charlie comedy perfect timimg. thats he things ill miss from charlie. hail charlie harpert

[RAPOHOLIC011]

what season is this? :)

[SuperJanh96]

@RAPOHOLIC011 season 6

[vabose]

This is super funny

[TheWladovic]

in german, it says "knall diese schlampe die ganze nacht, knall sie die ganze nacht."

[MegaTherock94]

i would have crap myself lol

[StevensPrankCalls]

I dont remember this episode 0.0

[XxDJcommanderxX]

what episode?

[ricwwe39]

what is the name of the ringtone

[TheSRalston]

Charlie Sheen has a wit for comedy...making it without waying anything is damn hard...this part was freaking funny, all the people laughing for such a long time, he doesn´t, and stays in character. I laughed my ass off the first time I saw this episode. Whoever says ASSton is there for his comedic talent (??) is simply a damn ignorant.

[zenoheaven]

this is why we will miss charlie sheen. whos with me

[AegisNova]

Why in the nine rings of Hades would anyone want this for a ring tone?

[adslmfcp]

i want this ringtone ! this ringtone realy exist ??

[nathams42]

Charlie dancing...epic forever...

[BANGONEM]

Lyrics: "Yo Bitch I'm Gonna Slap You Up" xp LoL!!!!

[Dantediam]

WAY TO GO JAKE JAKE JAKE!!!!

[XBladeWingX]

ashton kutcher is actually a basketball player for the chicago bulls.

hes called kyle korver over there

[AighceTV]

i like the german version more, there the song translated goes "bang this bitch the whole night, bang her the whole night..." xD

[GrupmZwong]

i like the german version even more than the original. but it's funny anyways.

[AshisogiiJizo]

Only Michael Clarke Duncan could pull that scene off with a completely straight face. Gotta envy the guy. XD

[Saithize]

@AshisogiiJizo How many times do you think they re-do every scene? This scene was probably re-recorded 5-10 times cus he couldn't keep a straight face or someone messing up

[wildanimalishrox]

whats the episode called

[EyMan6rule]

charlie sounds better in german..

[o94ght]

@EyMan6rule no he doesnt wtf?

[EyMan6rule]

@o94ght he does.

[MrMrHomosex]

@EyMan6rule nein

[sapugu]

FUCK YOU ASHTON KUTCHER!!!

[Juanjs5555]

@sapugu Idiot, its not kutcher's fault. Charlie left two and a half men, and after that came ashtton... idiot u.u

[WaKeVajZet]

@sapugu Thats kinda retarded thinking.Charlie was kicked out of the show because he was acting like idiot,insulit coleagues and showing up on shoots drunk and high.Whats that gotta do with Asthon Kutcher!?!!

[tanner87]

haha fucking legend when he dances at the end xD

[hcheezy3]

why doesn't he just hang up the homephone...

[TheWarfare16]

just :D

[BrooklynBaller101]

I wanna download this

[musicfan1ful]

why doesn't he just fucking threw it at the beach?

[HanebergRecords85]

I like Ashton but two and a half men is not the same without Charlie. LONG LIVE CHARLIE HARPER

[1212JediMaster]

Thats unfortunate on so many levels!!!!



[savikmz]

make an angry face to charlie. Level: Impossible!

[SidheKnight]

Yo' bitch I'm gonna slap you up!

Yo' bitch I'll slap you up!

[Reight13177]

Ya i love the german version :D

[TheKennyfan]

i think its a little bit better in german but the english version is fuckin funny too xD

[polHODINYhladamNICK]

:D:D great skit

[Evbro1]

Guy : its 5:00

charlie: thanks i almost slept through happy hour.

LOL.

[HotLoraine]

hrhrhrhrhr knall die schlampe ruf mich an

[freakymelk]

it's jake's voice in the song

[happyberrychan]

what's wrong with you people?? the original version is in english there's no way it could be better in german

[RuffyLiebtNami]

@happyberrychan but it is he sings in the english part slap that bitch and in the german part he sung fuck that bitch all night long , all night long , lay down i had a boner x'D.

[ThreatofDoom]

@adrianmrmonk Never said it wasn't funny, was just wondering how long the ringtone was. And there is seriously no reason to curse.

[KennethMcCormik]

its realy funny :D but in german its sooo much better XD (if you understand it)

[ThreatofDoom]

how long is that ringtone?

[iPodTouchAngel]

Would've been so much better if it was this song: /watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

[trkstyler007]

German Version is much better

[BrooklynBaller101]

I want that

[totalbeast77]

Damn 2.5 men must be popular in Germany....HALF OF THE COMMENTS ARE GERMAN.

[lunicbeats]

The german version is much better! =D

[Kb8dw3m3]

1:40 :D lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[LovetheLatinos331]

So Fuckking Funnnny. Lmaoo that ringtone went on forever

[MizzMickieJames]

How can you not see where to press the cancel button on a phone!!LOL

Charlies the best!! <3

[patriotsguy812]

What song is that?

[ellomayy]

Fuck German. English version ftw xD

[52token]

this version is way better.

[raquflori]

You bitch im gonna slap u up, yo bitch i'll slap u up, lol!

[MichelleAshley95]

loool fuck german

[NamasteBlues]

what song is that?

[GermantutorialsOG]

Haha

[Manuatzenfan97]

Oh god xD i thought in german it would be awesome but this is hilarious xDDDD

[pokenav02]

lolllllllllllll ajajajjajajajjajajaj nice good job charlie

[SchalkeFanTobi]

In Deutsch ist es lustiger ^^

[DavidTrezegol17]

knall die schlampe!!! xD

[GothGaara92]

"Oh that's unfortunate on so many levels"

lol xD

IDC if Ashton Kutcher is going to be on this show-it just won't be the same without Charlie

[Ichigo12367]

@GothGaara92 NO ONE can replace Charlie

Who is this Ashton kutcher??? Name sounds familiar does anybody here know who Ashton kutcher is???

WINNING!!!

[andreas5409]

what series and episode is this? please can u tell me

[BlamePotatoes]

@andreas5409 6x09

[MsFelipe67]

1:40 jajaja

[Jasminbaum]

yep english is better..

[andreas5409]

:) very funny



[andreas5409]

awesome dude very funny

[TheInferno515]

from 1:30 on it always cracks me up, especially when he tries to dance to it XD

[TechXfilms]

knall die schlampe... german version is better check out

[Luisax3Tinex3]

Well yeah, Charlie Sheen did a looot mistakes, but this show is never gonna be the same without him..

[Tierparkshakur]

kennt ihr auch alle mindestens einen klugscheißer, der meint: bla und bla kann man nur im originalton sehen, bla bla bla.

mannn, dann macht das! pfff

knall diese schlampe...! yiggijaaaa!

[LostEquinox]

@Tierparkshakur

Ne aber ich kenn genügend kleine Pisser wie dich, die sich darüber aufregen das sie keine gute Bildung genossen haben und ihre Eltern saufende Hartzler sind. Wenn du wirklich 34 bist dann gute Nacht Deutschland bei deiner Art hier aufzutreten...

[Serpette94]

I love how it just lasts forever

[gunni18]

ich finde beides ist genial :D wenn man englisch kann :D

[Yazkhedri]

2 and ½ men wont be funny without charlie sheen....

[RIGHTINYOURFACEcom]

@canonip3000 downvote for bad translation

[canonip3000]

@RIGHTINYOURFACEcom thats the ringtone in the german two and a half men ^^

[RIGHTINYOURFACEcom]

@canonip3000 omg you are so dumb i know that. but the TRANSLATION is bad. The T-R-A-N-L-A-T-I-O-N use dict.cc

[Screamoutloud2010]

@RIGHTINYOURFACEcom

why is it bad? it is perfect german.

dumm oder behindert?

[canonip3000]

@RIGHTINYOURFACEcom I don´t get it

[TheFuckingnar]

@canonip3000 Go away german, this show is in english LOL...

[TheMovieAim]

@canonip3000 Yes everything is getting translated on German nowadays, just learn english allready, like every other person on earth.

[Rubenizdebest]

@TheMovieAim Why don't you learn german? And by the way, telling us to lern the language you are writing in is a little... weird, if you know what i mean.

[InvictusIncognito]

Love this show :)

[ojeere07]

this must be one of the funniest scenes that does not have any dialogue! hahaa Love Charlie Sheen!

[jayzeetv]

nope in english its better because the german synchronisation is simply equal in the voices.. they translate jokes from english into german and after you dont really get the jokes but im german so i love both english and german

[nkpersian]

I died laughing!!!!!!!! xD

[dickesgosch]

i love the blacks voice

[Daemonarch2k6]

Why should it be more funny in english? It's the same text...

Some scenes are better in english, thats true, i'm watching supernatural since 5 seasons in english and there i can see it.

But i think in germany we have good synchronisation of movies/tv shows.

[CfcSmyleyCfc]

JOHN COFFEE!

[brasileroman]

3 people aren't capable to dance like Charlie... 1:40

[xXAnBu]

what is the name of the song?

'yo bitch, im gonna slap u up' - love it :)

[KingEsattos]

KNALL DIE SCHLAMPE DIE GANZE NACHT! :D

[BUllETpR00f782]

Lol

[RoseBlack222]

'knall diese schlampe' is better

[Timboo2oo8]

in german: kanll die schlampe aha aha knall diese schlampe die ganze nacht aha aha ...

[tazzolin]

in english its better (:

[GRupp14]

lmfao like it would be that long

[pinktiemafia]

Charlie's new song "Bangin 7 Gram Rocks" is KILLING IT on iTunes right now THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE THIS!

[violentxsaint2]

anyone remembers the name of the serbian footballer that 's mentioned in this chapter ? All i can remember is that he had no vowels in his name lol

[JeMoederIs18]

Mad Dog... xD

[ninjadoidao12]

hahaha Jerome's face

[happyangelbaby125]

wow! that ringtone is so stupid. bitch im gonna slap you up!over and over again?!

[thebrainkiller99]

what is the episode name? i wanna look at it :P

[MegaPrian]

@fajkoska you can not say this if you do not know the German language! that is Not peacefully

[MegaPrian]

Leute !! In jeder sprache ist es genau so gut ! Ich als Deutscher finde natürlich die Deutsche Version besser. wär ich aber als Amerikaner geboren wurden, würde ich die amerikanische Version besser finden, ist doch klar!?

[SAMMYNIHO10]

Original ist immer besser !!!

[SAMMYNIHO10]

Kinder Kinder

Soll ich euch sagen wo das Problem liegt

Die meisten deutschen verstehen einfach nicht wirklich die original Serie dar sie quasi kein englisch können.

[McKnuddelOne]

auf deutsch ist es besser^^

[BillieJoeArmstrong36]

Awwwkwarrd.. xD

[LegionofDeath100]

@BillieJoeArmstrong36 Just imagine that your phone gets taken away in the middle of class, and 3 minutes later, someone calls you, your phone playing this ringtone. O.o

Now THAT would be awkward...

[JSJustSayinTV]

@LegionofDeath100 Hey, this is BillieJoeArmstrong36 on my second channel.

Just wanted to say, yes I agree. xD We will plan it, I'll DL it, set it, get my phone taken away, I'll give you the number and the time to call. Then I'll secretly film it upload it, then we sit back and laugh our asses off about it. xD Lmao.

How's that sound? :P

[LegionofDeath100]

@JSJustSayinTV Well, alright lol

[philipp903]

Look at this guy: Erzfriedel :D German isT better. :D

[ElLaGeddo]

@philipp903 German ist better ?

Da müssen wir noch üben^^

Yo Bitch i gonna slap you

[scottsvilleguy10]

American shows that are translated into other languages just ruins the show. The original version is better.

[Erzfriedel]

German ist better.

[1XxXAhmetXxX1]

kanll diese schlampe die ganze nacht *-*

[TheMrKackhaufen123]

omg deutsch is viel besser als der mist

[fajkoska]

german is just the worst , shity language and it makes every funny scene turns out WEAK!

[elgato9o]

@fajkoska word, shit german

[vonHerbstleben]

@fajkoska LOL that comes from a polish guy who's language not even has enough vocals to tell speaking from sneezing and barfing. Time to expand again. But I wouldn't like the german language either if I had been overrun by them. Certainly you also hate russian since they also fell over your country. Poor you.

[SpongebobTVLive]

German Is better Knall die Schlampe AB

[ONExxTWO]

Jep die echte Stimme ist scheiße :D

[similikes7]

OMG charlies echte stimme ist bechissen..?! xD

[seismo96]

leute ihr habt doch keine ahnung. :D in englisch ist tow and a half men das einzig wahre ;)

und die deutschen stimmen sind nur synchro stimmen. also englisch= original :)

und wenn mans richtig versteht ist es viel amüsanter so. denn die deutsche übersetzung ist teilweise etwas zensiert :D

[Michi256]

@seismo96 also "knall die schlampe die ganze nacht" ist die zensierte version von "bitch im gonna slap you up" ?

[seismo96]

@Michi256 ja. schon klar.

[MLinsider]

german is better and yea the fucking noises annoying

[DickerMann123]

deeeutsch ist besser!

[panicftw]

too bad that the german song is the original and way better than this crap >:

[TheKonsti666]

whats that song???

[bhalu89]

ya ure rite...the laughing is annoying !

[postalj4f3]

this laughing in the background is so fucking annoying!

[ahutmacher1]

deutsch ist besser :D

[Dettumaaa]

@ahutmacher1

deutsch kommts echt besser, aber die deutschen stimmen sind auch cooler als die originalen..

[KeeY88]

i am from germany

and everyone who is telling me that the german version is better, is definitly lying, i pissed my pants because i laughed like 10 min...

the german version is good, but nothing can top the orginal, bitches ;-)

[GuitarResi]

@KeeY88 vollkommen richtig, schlampe! ;D

[likmik307]

@KeeY88 Alle die das gesagt haben können kein Englisch :D

[MarcoSchmidt96]

I´m from Germany and i think Charlies voice sounds strange...

[lkallaaala]

@MarcoSchmidt96 right^^

[themszanessafan4eva]

deutsch ist besser

[19DaRiO95]

knall diese schlampe die ganze nacht!

[markus2105]

like his voice, he looks like a cousin of me from london. by the way. its not better in german. when the rigtone starts its awesome. look at his face,lol

[dragongod602]

whats da song

[xXBadGirlsClubXx]

in german it is better =)

[NGAxLiZzArD]

es sind beide gut mein gott :D

[nigggobiggo]

Let's call that "EPIC FAIL" ! :D

[EmmaUnbearable]

Auf Deutsch klingt das besser :D

[K2Powerdriver]

hahaha in german write " knall die schlampe"

[Jobreakd]

@K2Powerdriver

no ''knall DIESE schlampe'' xD

you speak german?

[K2Powerdriver]

@Jobreakd ja spreche ich...stimmt "diese" hab mich wohl vertippt.... :(

[Jobreakd]

@K2Powerdriver

mach doch nix jeder macht mal fehler...erst letztens hab ich in der schule anstatt wir gehen wir gangen geschrieben xD

und ich sein...weil ich es mir so gewohnt bin :D

ja es sit nicht einfach als italiener deutsch zu sprechen ;)

[ExSLa1N]

@K2Powerdriver in Deutsch kann man sich die Serie aber NIEMALS anschauen. Die Syncros sind so dermaßen schlecht und lächerlich!