Arab-American Comedian Ronnie Khalil - Egypt

[LilFaisal1]

I thought this was russel peters, but obviously it aint!

[Point101100]

Y U NO FUNNY?

[cb7pwn]

not funny

[hotkulboi77]

all u pakis cant tell jokes for shit!

[MissFashonista891]

Hah, ppl call me terrorist cuz im arab... dude... i can barely put my straw into my juice box... let alone a knife into a being -.-

[TheNishgrl]

I see your red light saber got to heavy huh? (disables Ratings)

[TheNishgrl]

WTF i clicked on this video thinking i was going to laugh because i was watching russel peters's video. hello little blue and white arrow ! CLICK.!

[zeed1992sabah]

I felt sorry for him coz his jokes r not funny at all... Plus he's trying to be like russel peters the Indian dude

[LocoAurinegro]

@zeed1992sabah what are you talking about?? he is VERY funny and is not trying to be like Russel Peters

[LocoAurinegro]

@zeed1992sabah I havet sen Peters talk about the Arab-Jew conflict 

[Tamerwn]

Ronnie Khalil, you were amazing at Sawy Culture-wheel !!

thanks for coming

[adoole222]

he looks like transvestites.....

[000mich000]

if he's muslim, isn't he NOT supposed to drink "Corona"? i saw him drink it @ 4:11 .

[TheMrpalid]

@000mich000 muslims are not supposed to drink

[000mich000]

@TheMrpalid i know.

[Ne0mega]

@000mich000

Christians drink beers too... believe it.

[TheYemenimaster]

@000mich000 You know that Christians aren't suppose to have sex before marriage but the still do it.Why because people sin,muslims aren't suppose to drink but the still do and also he may not muslim,he could be christan.

[000mich000]

@TheYemenimaster u have a good point :)

[TheEgyptianpharoh]

@000mich000 i doubt tht bec. either muslims or christians especially in egypt are not supposed to speak sarcastically about religion and god and moses like he did

[mrtundra45]

he hardly looks arab....looks like a albanian or some shit..

[PaleeeBaby]

hes so cutee!!!! lol & halarious 

[SesyiAndraij337]

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[choicedecision]

This is hilarious! I've been perusing through some arab / indian commedians, and this guy really knows how to present himself and his material. I'd love to see this guy make it to comedy central or something.

[Tgurl2008]

his hot !!!

[cuteNADA1992]

well you look nothing like Egyptians and I an Arab :) but you are funny :)

[grisymary]

that was hilarious!!!! loved it!!!! plz ignore all those embittered and uptight coments. life is anyway bitter enough.

my husband is egiptian i so have to show him this!

[grisymary]

that was hilarious!!!! loved it!!!

[4001alex]

why y making fun of your own race bitch

[pashun88]

He's not funny...and to be honest his manner seems unusual, if you know what I mean.

[TheAbyss0O0]

why the rating has been disabled? !

do u fear a big DISLIKE in ur page?!!!

[GothicGabz]

hehehe priceless

[hsafti]

You suck big time! I don't know why I bother to write this.

[lovepoison102]

Haha ur dad gave u good advice!:P

And chill ppl,it's jus for laughs!

[lughmanibacha]

this fool is not funny and is a douche

[TurkishMujahid]

i hate arabs or " muslims " who sell there own religion and people to make kafir laugh for a quick buck .. perhaps you should do some comedy about the usa terrorist raping our children and women in front of their family's and gangraping little 12 year old boys in baghram .. u filty egyptian munafiq

[kshaq22]

he's a fag.

[prince92Omar]

@Fozia

Most of the Arab Countries which became Arab Countries, If u been their u will find how the Arabs of these Countries look different. the Arabs of Palestine Syria Lebanon are SO white Arabs

Egypt different look that those of Saudi Arabia, If u been to Algeria Morocco Tunisia they look almost the same but whiter and different Facial than those of Egypt and Saudi Arabia and Syria. We are Called now Arabs coz we Speak Arabic

Man go Study History!

by the wy WTH we are speaking about here

[prince92Omar]

@Fozia

Hehe

Arabs never were "Invaders" in its literally meaning,

Even when the Arabs " at the Past" liberated Egypt and Kicked the invedors (Byzantines) out of Egypt, From that time Arabs Ruled Egypt .

Do u know how Many ARABS Stayed and Lived at the first YEARS in Egypt after the Arabs ruling, was Just about 8 Thousands.(PLUS the Arabs whom were living in Egypt even before the Arabs Rule)

When Arabs Came to Egypt and Kicked the Byzantines; they were treated as liberators by Egyptians.

[skiloo92320011]

So apparently there are some really dumb comments on here the one guy telling him to say he is kidding after a JOKE !! You my friend are a complete IDIOT it's called comedy for a reason .. As for this comic I think you are doing a great Job fuck all the hayers and keep up the good work .. As for me I am full Egyptian and enjoyed your show people who take offense are just uneducated ..I also lived on Egypt for a year and he is right on the ball with the accent Evan my friends in Egypt really en

[torresgoal9]

lets go get some pita bread lmao im half egyptian and i love that shit!

[chocbumbles]

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha did i lol or did i lol

[Cherrigrl317]

hahaha!

[nboukaram]

First I thought your humor a bit dry but then you came out with the nose joke....I burst out laughing - I think the neighbors heard :P

[psychoeyez]

it is too bad the ancient egyptians were black not arab, these arabs just came over after ancient egypt history long ended and tried to take over. fucking smelly sand worms. i swear i hate towelheads

[sorrypapawxz]

@psychoeyez The ancient egyptians were not a bunch of lazy niggers like yourself you fucking monkey. Ancient egyptians were a mixed race consisting of hamitic people, nowdays etiophians (half caucasian, half negroid).

[psychoeyez]

@sorrypapawxz The ancient egyptians were black. Ethiopians are black. I have ethiopian friends who call themselves nothing but black. They say they're not mixed, So go die little pink dick, child raping,eurocentric pink fuck you

[psychoeyez]

@sorrypapawxz actually they were black you fucking little pink dick,.child raping,mayo eatting,pink fuck you. White people rape kids and animals. Ethiopians are black.I have ethiopian friends who consider themselves 100% black. So take your eurocentric ass somewhere else

[2007killa]

this guy is good but imagine if he lived very long in Egypt and had this English accent . He would be telling funny ass jokes cause the arabs are mostly funny with their family stories and all that I love arabs they're entertaining when they talk (most)

[HIMAZZZ1991]

Weren't u on TAYMOOR w SHAFEE2A????!!!

[laylaindy]

You are funny and you have such a cute smile :-)

[hexsham]

@saratamers he ment khawaga 

[ahmedsalah86]

Ronnie ... I saw you yesterday on OSN Comedy .... You're hilarious ya man .... Keep it up bro and I hope you can make it to the top ...

By the way I am Sudanese but I live in Cairo ..

[sunny219]

this guy is hilarious!

[Lailaaaful]

@rkhalil okay, 'all muslims smell and all jews have big noses' that was NOT nice. its actually quite offensive. please be more careful, or like after all the people laugh and everything say im just joking or something, cuz i showed my dad one of your other performences or whatever and he laughed at the beginning, and left in the middle i asked him why he said hes making fun of arabs, thats horrible, so please. and you are wickidly funny no doubt, i love you, bas please KHALY baalak!! :)

[saharashiq]

@Lailaaaful He's not the first person to make fun of Arabs. Many non arabs made worse jokes that aren't even funny. Sure people can get offended but I say it's better to hear jokes from an Arab who knows this isn't true rather than another comedian that believes these are true charecteristics of us. (:

[sarahama179]

u r a funny guy I get that....but what\s up with all the arab and muslim jokes! aren't u one of them??

being funny is one thing, but all those insults are not cool Ronnie!!

I really like u, but thats just not cool.

[Lailaaaful]

@sarahama179 I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY! omg ahahah yeahh!

[sarahama179]

@Lailaaaful I know !

[safuna77]

go on ¡¡¡ dnt worry about yes, no ,bad , good ... it s ok to hv opinion & opposite one

لولا اختلاف الرأي لفسدت الأرض

[DeathShamans]

you're funny and handsome, thanks

[HebaHosni]

you are so funny :)

[lothario10111991]

lol muslims dnt smell u dumbass, Indians do!!

[jigsawsviapprentice]

@lothario10111991 Actually all people smell.

[amareen79]

What a fun guy! :) Lately, there has been an explosion of great comedians of Arabic heritage! Love it! Ronnie, coming to NE Florida soon?

[blaze11201]

sucks

[themasterdeaux]

hey rkhalil

youre pretty funny bro, way to represent Egypt

when are you performing in Toronto?

[Aoshy1225]

Hes hot!

[nefertoto]

he obviously hasnt lived in Egypt, thats not how Egyptians speak English. funny though, wish we could have him in Egypt

[rkhalil]

Thanks for the comment. I actually spend a few months a year in egypt, most of my family is there, and my arabic is 'ghawega' but i get by, lol. I will likely be performing there next month if you stay tuned on facebook!

[nefertoto]

i heard your Arabic in other videos its fine, i just mean that this is how for example Pakistanis speak English, Egyptians speak even funnier English ;) ill stay tuned on FB, waiting for maybe another show in el sa2ya inshallah

[crash3210]

@rkhalil don't you mean "khawaga" ??? which is arabic for "foreigner" :) :) :)

you speak arabic very good, but i believe you sometimes pronounce it in an old egyptian lady's tone.... ;-)

keep up the good work... we'd love to have you here in Egypt...

[CaligirlSofia]

@rkhalil

u speak arabic like a palestinian, i know because i used to work for some

[CaligirlSofia]

@rkhalil

u speak english like a palestinian i know because i used to work for some

[Balmatar]

@rkhalil well thank you Mr ronnie to reply to that controversial question, there is no doubt for being egyptian nationalist and know what u need to know about egypt. However, I find you more american crafting ur material out of american common sense. use few egyptian words that most Americans can absorb. use actual english-egyptian accent. ciao

[TheLiquidSolid]

@rkhalil u never lived in egypt man, u or ur a hypocrite trying to make Egypt look bad

[FoziaAbdi]

@TheLiquidSolid Yeah screw this arab he needs to get back to Saudi, god damn invader

[Noranapps]

@rkhalil lol it's "khawaga" *shakes head*

[paragraphic]

@rkhalil its Khawaga man lol good job anyway ,, you remind me of Jim carrey and i'm not a big fan of him lol but well ur cool man

[parkingduck]

@nefertoto lol whats wrong with his english im egyptian and i see nthn wrong with it

[nefertoto]

@parkingduck

nothing is wrong with his English.. all im saying is that the way he tries to speak English like Egyptians, is more like the way Indians speak English.. Egyptians speak English in a different, just different not better. it actually could be worse loool

[crash3210]

@nefertoto yes.... all the "B" instead of "P" and all the PRONOUNCED "T" without the "s" sound after it.... and all words are separate no matter what they are.... and all the "the" are "zaa" and the "th" are "s" not to mention the stress on the last syllable ... like bathroom is basrooooom.... :D :D :D

even English Teachers here talk like this... how are kids gonna learn correct English ???

[satoofi93]

@parkingduck He doesn't pronounce "P" as "B" (no offense).

[DanTheManHibiki]

@nefertoto Not all Egyptians living outside the country can maintain their authentic English accents for too long, lol.

[CaligirlSofia]

@nefertoto

he sounds more like a palestinian:)

[HebaHosni]

@nefertoto darling it seems that you haven't lived in egypt, there are thousands of egyptians who speak like that!

[nefertoto]

@HebaHosni Sweetheart, I've always lived in Egypt. I also teach English to adults so I know exactly how Egyptians speak English. Anyway, me and you are entitled to our different opinions.

[HebaHosni]

@nefertoto i apologized minutes after posting my comment :) i didn't understand what you mean in the beginning but i got it when i read the thread

[nefertoto]

@HebaHosni no worries; the apology was a reply to yourself so i haven't been notified, if I had been I would have just sent u a smile but it's never too late here it is :-) thank u habhoub

[HebaHosni]

@HebaHosni lol sorry i made that comment before reading all the other comments, sorry!

[mielehoney]

@nefertoto that is so how egyptians speak english its funny loll

[gedemale1]

He shouldn't quit his day job. Wait- does he HAVE a day job? Could somebody get him one?

[nospamreceived]

Muslims don't really have the corner on the market for the reputation for stinkiness... I think pretty every non-American ethnicity seems stinky to Americans. Including blonde hair blue eyed Aryans & tropical East Asians.

[tttybhgf]

not bad

[ProfessorMarmelaid]

Nice work man lol heres the thing though not all Muslims smell...they either do smell bad...or like most Arab men, smell like they dumped the whole cologne bottle on them lol

[gretchen23olfat]

Why are ratings disabled?

[blackberrywhore]

russle isn't arab he's indian you retard

[bodyanti]

@blackberrywhore so people are only comparable if they're the same ethnicity? wtf?

[blackberrywhore]

@bodyanti yes you can but the way he said it was to compare 2 people of the same ethnicity... that's why I said that

[khaled370]

@blackberrywhore he is Egyptian

[ezzo9009]

@blackberrywhore `you know  he says it him self he is arabic retard

[shazzqsong]

He doesn't compare to Russel Peters btu hes funny.

[koori7]

I am Arab and I assure u he looks 100% Arabian!. : ) luv Egypt though I am Saudi.

[kikusdream]

ah...I didn't think he was that funny, maybe it was his shirt.

[superegygirl]

ppl still ask, "do you wrap yourself in toilet paper before you sleep?" and i'm lik wtf! lol

[superegygirl]

haha so true

[yellerbrepytian]

he doesnt have an egyptiiiiaaaann accent. he doesnt even know his 'egyptian' facts correctly..but ill admit, hes funny=]

[Zangetseu]

he doesn't have to have an egyptian accent to be egyptian

[gabbs74]

because he wasnt raised in Egypt, just have family that comes from there. Just like "african-americans" have not a clue about Africa.

[maullster]

@ gabbs74

That kinda ties in with the fact that technically Egyptians are Africans. Egypt is in the continent of Africa, so when somebody says African-American instead of Black, they actually aren't being as accurate

[TheQueenGia]

He seems......gay

[rashna3]

LMAOOOO

I LOVE THIS GUY

[lewancho]

he is hot

[rumbato]

he is a bit incoherent and jumping all over the place. But has some good moments.

[psychicelement]

LMAOOO! THIS GUY IS GOOD!

[azlwuu]

come on , Egypt if full om comedians

who said there are no comedians in Egypt

actually they are famoused of their sense of humer

[cybermelk]

is that corona im spotting?! i love corona

[EgyptianDork]

OMG you are sooooo funny :D:D:D

seriously!!!...

"what do u get when u cross a woman with an opinion... death penatly"

hhah classic :D

[3observer3]

very funny!

[3observer3]

tsk tsk drinkin beer

[Capricorn149]

hahahaha this guy is great

[zz03]

he comes across as an ass- this ronnie guy(liken his personality) but he's damn funny (dare i admit)

[sarairaqi]

that guy is funny

[rombocountry]

haha the best

[evilloooo]

hehe cool.

greetings to all the world from Egypt

[ramboram03]

he doesnt look egyptian , he must be mixed

[Lilianalizlayla20]

ahahhahahhahahhaha what's wrong with this guy

[iComment17]

hes good

[nagib25]

by the way ,he is egyption okay and i think u guys have bad idea about islam and egypt and the arabic lang

[raymolly1980]

he is Lebanese not Egyptian ..................

[youtubizer]

no he is egyptian

[mussry135]

he is lebanese. His skin is too light and his hair is not fuzzy enough like the rest of my egyptian relatives. He has a modest combusha.

[helldvl]

Lol, he is Egyptian, he was on TV before yesterday and he said that he's Egyptian, and it differs from person to another, I know Lebanese people with fuzzy hair and dark skins, it's just that most of the Lebanese you see nowadays have some french origins, from the war and stuff.

I'm Egyptian and I have relatives my self with smooth hair and white skin, it doesn't matter....

[mussry135]

Egytpians with straight hair and green eyes are actually muts. I am proud of my massive combusha and I do not shave the back of neck.

[samguitargod]

well i am egyptian and i am proud of my hazel green eyes and light brown long hair so fuck off . and oh btw i think you need to shower a lil more okay buddy :D

[samguitargod]

he is egyptian you dork. i used to have a lebanese girl at class she was dark and she had the kinkiest black girl hair ever and she had rabbit teeth too.lol you really need to go to egypt before you assume shit you dick face

[mussry135]

enta homar. Ekhrub betuk wee omak we beete ubuk. I hate it when Egyptian think its cool to take showers everyday to act like americans. Samy you should be proud of your loofa as I am. Cutting should does not make you american or adding dreadlocks wont help, you would just be an Egyptian sell out. As for kinky please drop that, just call it combusha or loofa.

[samguitargod]

hehe you sound like you just came out of a cave or maybe you are just ugly or half black. anyways lil mussry piss off and have a awfull day isa :D

[mussrynorco]

una mish eswed. Born in america buy 100 percent mussry. I am proud not to be American fuck America. I do not trim my hair tor use hair relaxants to look less Egyptian. I am sure you do you sellout. As for Caves there are non in Alexandria. Enta fellah

[mussrynorco]

you are a mut with relaxed straight hair and fake green eyes. Pure mut. You have little lineage with the Pharoahs. Your ancestors were Berber.

[samguitargod]

dude just fuck off.. lol you are prob like hairy lebanese guy with a huge ass nose aka gorilla :D so yalla go have some beastialy sex or w.e they call what you gorrilla's do ok. see you soon lil tarzan

[zz03]

lol.. u 2 r such idiots

[FoziaAbdi]

@mussry135 Looks a little leb yeah

[youtubizer]

LOL I <3 The Dance At 0:25

[boodi95]

Shaher Khalil<seems a christian name to me

I was also confused but after all, most of these are scripts written by other people, because he said that that doesnt mean she really does...and also maybe because majority of egypt are muslims so he just chose this I really don't know..I just said his name seems christian

[youtubizer]

i thought so too , but then he said that his mother tells him to marry a good muslim girl

but then i saw him drinking several times

and now im just CONFUSED :D

[violetrose28]

he siad he is musleum but he donot practice and by htew ay there are mnay musleums drink wines and many christian donot driink wines it is amatter of personal actions

[SmartApproach]

Jerk!

[laurenmmichaels]

Your jokes are pretty funny though, but just some were a little offending. Go Egypt!!!!!!!!!! Ta7ya Masr!!!!!!!!

[laurenmmichaels]

umm. I am Egyptian and Muslim. Okay yeah some of the jokes are offending. Are you really muslim? Because I'm not sure, but I think that was beer you were drinking. Muslims don't drink beer. Seriously we don't harm our bodies with disgusting waste. I'm just saying. So being an Egyptian Muslim, your jokes went overboard.!!!

[boodi95]

his name doens't seem muslim..but christian rather

I'm egyptian and muslim

[AnthonySfynJr94]

Muslims don't smell they wash themselfs 5 time a day and there is no such thing as gay muslims

[boodi95]

true that

[jfahmy1]

hahaha the sparklers joke was sooo funny!!!

[cyynoo]

3..2..1 u r stupid!!!!!!

[ranoooosha]

wooww....what an egyption son of a bitch

[NajNaj600]

hahah I love this man ,

[catnawal]

no.

[roooooowena]

haha hes good looking and funny.

[mstrlekar]

hehehe

[wetubeeee]

Ha ha ha ha you're a genious XD

Love it, feel sorry that I cant go all the way to America to see your performance XD

[ArabAmericans]

Funny! Nice video

[MalexGaskarth]

hahahahah

I LUUVVV UUUUH !

[MOUSTIakaMGC]

shut the fuck up...you dump piece of shit........egypt is the land with the most culture you dump son of a biatch !!!

[Czibo]

Apparently you don't travel much.

[CrusaReds]

"sausage is against our religion!" LOL

[thebitcher01]

you make me sick.

[shahid22222]

yo default whatever the fuck listen at least our countries primeministers and that dont like jews asses you fucking knob ie bush

p.s i defaulted your moms tight pu***

peace out xxxxsjdxxxx

[Clembo]

What country you from?

What ain't no country I ever heard of, they speak in English in What?

[StellaD2908]

whatever hes HOT

[default99telecom]

arabs do smell really funky. Make their house smell like mothballs and spoiled meat.

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

You mother, i`ll fuck her IN and OUT

[default99telecom]

Super, xxxxsjdxxxx has sex with corpses. Typical palestine fantasies.