How to Wake Up on Time

[randomlolkid]

I got a boner.

[NTheKiller]

i did not sleep for 2 and a half days {worlds record} lol

[cha0tic]

@NTheKiller The record is 11 days.

[alex6969er]

@cha0tic thats aload of shit mate, ive been up for 14 days only i wasnt tired at all because i had my pipe and a nice big bag to keep me company. and thats no lie, and i know for a fact of many people being awake longer then what ive done. so the record is not 11 days, well mabye it is with the help of drugs.

[Lionel4482]

you love to sleep......with whom?

[n0Xcap3]

Sleep with me , i will need you to have sex with me 2 days at 7:30 in the morning , from the third day on something long and very hard will wake you up.

[bradley8888]

Rest assured, if you were lying next to me I wouldn't need a "trick" in order to wake up each morning because my one eyed yogurt spitting anaconda would spring up in response to the seismic waves of pheromone emanating from your hotness.

[LaserAstro]

For me to wake up

A. Multiple alarms (5-10)

B. Someone else wake me up

C. This trick

D. Set alarms before I need to (4-6) and then the other ones so I'm more aware. Btw all your doing is alerting your subconsis so when you sleep your subconsis takes over bingo

[skypilot4201]

yep u look green

[pineappleranger]

i trid it yesterday and i couldn't sleep -.-

[Jerrypierre530]

lol it's your biological clock.... Yes it is going to work... and lololol ALARM CLOCK...WOULD WORK

[flaredrafire]

i know something yummy we can try for your video

[gtmath]

people really bealive that?

[VegasTech702]

wow, stupid

[Turboloscent]

you dont need be smart being you

[yoceleste100]

thanks so much!!!! it worked! omg it was ten minutes late but basiacly the same thing :) :) :) haha first i woke up at 2:30 but then i fell half asleep and i woke up at 5:10 sooo cool

[yoceleste100]

ok first day of school tomorrow gunna try this tonight lol

[TheJuuichi11]

@yoceleste100 it works?

[CookiemonsterTEE]

Omg I always do that !

Works like a charm xD

[claudis192]

She thinks she has a trick that helps her wake up. The real truth is that chris wakes her up at 7:30am so she will make him breakfast and get him a drink. It's cute he lets her think she has a trick though LOL.

[luckynumero]

@claudis192 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[cinereyes]

@claudis192 how u know?

[PivotmasterHD]

It worked.... well almost i woke up 30 mins later

[IronHorse43]

Im not saying this to be perverted but she is awsomely GORGEOUS i have seen so many peeps on here but you seem so down to earth and intelectual.. wow just amazing .. Take it as a compliment because honey that is just what it is.

[viceroysirin]

I need a one on one lesson :))))

[junkee4]

i'm gonna try this... i'll let you know if it worked.

[doggypower1]

thats bullshit

[12zairi]

why didn't you took it off!! :cry:

[girlytiger98]

Does this really work

[mirk1500]

Wanna spoon?

[rzeznik82]

YES!!! my alarm doesnt work.

[dragonnutds]

i am surprised that criss did not yell up a comment about beyond 6 your a grouch thing

[AlmightyLordHatchett]

good video... buuuut... i just happened to watch this last night, and try it.... i woke up at 10 30 this morning... i had to be at work at 9... i wanted to wake up at 8.

[roosta1100]

shes very pretty for a white girl

[roosta1100]

@LLostSoul1976 hey i didnt mean anything by it. nobody says anything when white guys voice there opinion about black girls. and most of the time its way worst then that. but if i pissed u off with my comment im sorry. now you should be a good sport and apoligize also. for calling me a idiot when i really am a nice guy.

[AlmightyLordHatchett]

7 days is the longest time ive ever stayed awake. i literally made it past the 168th hour, and past out minutes later while watching a movie with my girl who had just woken up. p.s. it was like 9 am

[ilikemynachos]

@AlmightyLordHatchett My longest time is 4 days :P

[1NotAnOrdinaryGirl1]

somebody help me does it actually work

[longsolid9]

@1NotAnOrdinaryGirl1 Depends. I am a Rock sleeper. Rock sleeper as in when I sleep I'm as dead as a rock. I have my cell phone on MAX volume and have EIGHT alarms set from 7-8:30am and I wake up at 10:30...the alarms arent the problem its the person.

[ikeman1156]

@longsolid9 No, you put your phone on vibrate but put it in the pillow case and that shit will WAKE U UP!

[MrPeterman564]

LOL TAKEE IT OFFF ur bfs a psycho

[deathbybears]

I used to watch Chris on Tech TV's "The Screensavers", and I'd think 'Holy shit, the day this guy finds a decent wife is the day that I'm colored fuck'. I'm colored fuck, people. Chris, grats on the fine wife, and grats on owning in life.

[freespeachrulez]

@deathbybears They are divorced, Chris cares more about his show then he did her.

[chriswutdo]

"You take your finger" "tap your head right here 3 times" then go ahead and pleasure yourself. "and tap ureself 3 times, right here, travis it will work, just try it and beleive it will work"

[Morphis]

So, your doing all three videos on yourself then. :)

[AdrianFlopez]

YOU LOOK GREEN!!!!

[sirkeebo19]

she is fucking hottt!!

[ljrow49]

What kind of DICK would be yelling and distracting while this fine specimen is tryin to make a video? A total dick.

[theanthony345]

she look like my chorus techer

[Twiglaser]

@theanthony345 She looks like my aunt, lol. same face different hair though.

[MrDylanblue]

20 Hours- TRYING TO FIX MY STUPID VISTA PC

[Hoobes1]

I once stayed up for 36 hrs. but that was cause of a combination of LOTS of redbull, a lan party and a 6hr jet lag. ^^

[Ikeagames]

no you guys! stop at 1:52

[samdadayou]

eh if u jus think about that time alot and concentrate on it u will wake up exactly around that time and even sometimes at that exact time .

[supremeon1]

what a stupidity... why don't you just kill yourself ????

[Mexicans3707]

look at her face at 1:50 lol

[g4tech]

lol at Chris

TAKE IT OFF

TAKE IT OFF

[lnjscootertrix]

PAUSE AT 1:06 LOOK AT HER FACE LOL!

[BrandonTechTalk]

hahaha

[Ikeagames]

OMG; Teh po0p fac3 r3turn$

[schoentoon]

you video's are awesome :)

[BSPCE]

3 days and 2 nights straight. had to literally slap myself as hard as i could on the face, just to stay awake.

[songoku350]

I hear a geeky, Mclovin look alike in the background.

[creaturex]

Read up on "Emotional Freedom Techniques" (EFT) it's tapping yourself too! Coincidence that tapping works?

[Ddoodmz]

u theif that not u chris

[doldei]

a smart thing would be to dump him...is this real life? is this gonna be forever? why is this happening to me?ahahaha

[su35supaflanka]

How does someone like Chris get someone like you? Lucky bastard.

[AceProgrammer]

lol.

[SizzlingMonkey]

Double Lol.

[hjnsf]

LOL EPIC WIN COMMENT ++ =D

[Cleveraka]

SOMEONE TALK TO ME

hi anyone want to chat Ys

[matthiasvegh]

moron. what it means, your turning your bodys clock to wake you at the time. full stop.

[FlyingLawnMower123]

You can wake up in my bed any time!

[defcon1jp]

@FlyingLawnMower123 lolololol

[ilabstudios]

I also know how to wake up using your own body clock to any specific time of the morning without alarm clocks, but it may only work for advanced meditators who can harmonise their body in sync with the moon and the sun.

It's quite interesting, you should check read up on it.

[ilabstudios]

Ponzi if you're like me and love to sleep, this is a meditation trick I developed to help you sleep quicker and easier.

Gradually lay down in bed whilst imagining you're floating through the sky, as your back touches the matress, take a deep breathe and start to imagine that you're decending downwards while exhaling softly.

As you do this, you should picture yourself falling in a black hole and feel as if your body is sinking in your bed and gradually getting lower and lower.

[sunnyatscot]

suck my dick its Yummy

[MacBookGuy91]

i agree on this i cant wake up no alarm clock will get me up. but in the past i would think really had to get up on a certian i would.

[crazyhsm2]

I wish ponzi would record more videos!

[helimeef]

Gonna try it tonight...

*sets iPhone alarm to 7:40*

[deviousconkerer]

No, you're supposed to use iFinger!

[datherax]

lol, Im gonna try that tonight. You should make more how to videos :).

-Datherax

[JoshyNaruto10]

you are fucking cute

[sspenc182]

"YOU DON'T LOOK GREEN!" HAHAHAHA

cracks me up everytime!!

[pranksmaster]

ROFL!

[everall23]

I'm a grouch most of the time anyway but I DO love to sleep! lol

[steveghs]

it did wrok for  me dang

[rmellis]

IT DONT WORK 4 ME >:(

[Bobertoq]

it worked for me :D

[brandonandtpain]

who is travis any you laugh like linifah from cowen hanilton secondary school.

[Abot94andDrae5000]

Is Chris screaming in the background?

[spidyman55]

just for the sake of being bored.. im gonna try this. and if it doesnt work.. im gonna come back here tomorrow and rant. rant hard....

lol jk

[Bobertoq]

did it work for you?

[spidyman55]

surprisingly yes. it did work for me. i wake up on time now. and if not at the exact moment i want to then just maybe 10-30 minutes late.

[teckstuf]

Ponzi, please make More videos pleases

[lJAMEZl]

it worked for me tbh, weird

[KatieBaybiiX]

It didnt even work it must be impossible i sed 9:30 am but woke up at 7:17 am...so im sorry but your idea does not work =]

♥

[cubix220PL]

haha it would work if you would set it for earlier.. Buzz dont wake you up after you are allready awaken...

[KatieBaybiiX]

Im goin to try this out wen i go to bed 2nite =] and i will tell you the results 2moro (: ♥♥♥

[sigmasquadleader]

I'm gonna try making myself get up at 5:30 without a reveille.

[krayzie769]

i would tap my head and repeat that i want to wake up next to you 3 times.... will this work?

[QuickSpark]

How could this possibly work...

I'll try it anyway..

[qantmrckr]

yes, she is lovely and her idea works. I've been doing this for a long time (without the finger to the head, I would just repeat in my head). Chris, your very lucky to have her... Chris, do you cover any C# programming topics? I'm a software engineer and trying to enhance my C# skills.

[skaterasshole1234567]

Do you know ruby?

[f4ll1]

SHES GORGEOUS!!! CHRIS IS LUCKY LOL..

[myboombox2]

@f4ll1 Divorced...

[XAlienByteX]

@myboombox2 why'd they divorce

[myboombox2]

@XAlienByteX How do I know?... Ask Chris

[jonh2o]

I know how to wake up on time...Not surf youtube until 7am in the mourning.

[chikotube]

not good staying up for multiple days. I did that once when i was in high school. Stayed awake for 3 nights straight trying to finish special projects for AP classes to earn that credit i applied for. Basically after the 2nd night i was passing out (micro-blackouts?)randomly at all times of the day.

[magoterran]

HAuHUAhuAHUA, dude definitely. one time after staying up for a test i started to see civilization III cities in anything if I concentrated long enough :D

[alexisicon]

Try 7:34 am and repeat 10 times fast! :)

[Sikskillz84]

im trying it right now lol..

[adamGA2007]

Ok, wow... this actually worked. I swear, it freaked me out because I am such a heavy sleeper that someone could literally come up to me while I'm sleeping, slap me in the face a few times, and maybe yells something, and I wouldn't wake up. Anyway, I have an alarm clock, but I tried this without it this time... and I stayed up all night lol. I went to bed at 6, wanted to wake up at 12 and I ended up waking up extremely tired at 12:01. Thanks for the tip

[opmike343]

So, does this work if all the clocks in my room are flashing 12:00 because I was too lazy to reset them after our power went out? Hahaha...

[Eukalyptuss]

It actually worked for me, weird :P

[schu1324]

hhaahhhaha "take it off!"

[ladygirl2003]

stupis and it worked

[VidalAvila]

ill try it tonight...and give the results tomorrow.

[DJDigitalMonster]

lol funny how you posted this comment a week ago, with still no response... you forget to try to remeber the date as well? XD

[xboxaddicted]

I heart Ponzi! I worked perfectly...Ponzi, that dog is tremendously cute and so are you...

[xboxaddicted]

You don't have to do anything for doing a vid on beautiful, you already are...

[Zenboy23]

ook... so you have a 3:31 video on something you could have explained in 40 seconds =S

[xboxaddicted]

It actually worked! I tapped myself between my eyes, told myself to wake up at 5:50, and it worked. Now I can wake up in time! THX!

[brelorcra]

Ponzi should record more videos for sure and I'm going to subscribe to her account that I hope she makes so I don't miss any. (hint,hint)

[pgregston]

59 seconds on your vanity is not how to grab an audience. Either entertain or inform. When you're good you do both. This 'tip' The folks here are right- you are attractive, but don't waste it on bitching about Chris or his color correction, and definitely practice if you aren't going to bring energy and passion.

Good luck

[Nash1972]

Well it didn't work for me. How about when you wake up at 7:30 you tap me on the "nose" ;) Damn you're a cutie...:D

[ChastainDragon]

I've been using that trick for years now. I do not even use the finger part I just focus on what time I I want to wake up and I wake within a few minutes of that time EVERY time. It's the power of suggestion.

Cheers,

Chastain

[jkygogo]

I'm glad it worked for you. I tried it, but it didn't really work. But good for you all that it worked for. :)

[bowwesker415]

damn shes fine

[silvercondouloboy06]

Heh, the trick happened to work! you should really make more videos Ponzi!

[ballsdeepbaby]

...............

[Cumbrowski]

Haha.. I wish it would be that easy for a night owl like me. Maybe I wake up, but I would still be useless until the sun sets :)

[martyjerry]

Ponzi love the video. Please do more of them. Do them your way. Tell Chris he does his his way. Leave you alone.HaHa.

[coolasfcuk]

Whos the ass fuck in the background yelling so loud?! Tell him to shut the fuck up! LOL!

I think you should have your own channel, your a cutie! Youtube needs new faces. I swear I should start posting after I get a better webcam... -_-"

[LisaLeeLa]

I definitely think you should have your own channel. Great stuff! :) I'd subscribe!

[iyte]

wat if i want to wake up next week.. will it werk too??

[udonotknowme1]

Yes, it works! You don't even have to tap your head after you've mastered it. You just have to think it.

[kenbo111]

Have you seen Clockie's inventor? CUTE!!!

[kiddsock]

You actually listen to Chris??

[slennzer]

an alarm clock might be more reliable.

[Forscythe87]

Ponzi needs to make more vids!

[samsman31]

I think he's in the background shouting 'take it offf take it offf!!!" when she's talking about that sweater :) DITTO!!! :)

[snowysnowcones]

w00t! Go ponzi!

[vbognot626]

Can you send me the vid from yesterday when you were watching my vid in full screen? the vid was hidden music in xp! Please send it because you are my dol! please send it!

[FabioCrow07770]

Pretty Cool Trick, I Kinda Do The Same Thing only with Out The head tapping.

[MabusPwns]

haah chris yelling was funny. Will definitely try the trick, cus I am awful at waking up. I usually turn alarm clock off and sleep and dont even realize I turned it off unil I wake up a few hours later

[ThunderPower]

LOL, it has two honors!

[mrdavidjames]

make that 3 honors.(6:25am)

[djsteen]

Ponzi's videos are just as informative and interesting as yours Chris! If she had a channel I'd subscribe.

I'm going to focus on your trick when I go to sleep tonight. I'll let you know how it goes..

[HansomeHans]

Ponzi, you and Chris are perfect for each other. This is even better than some of the reality TV shows that have been syndicated. Actually, to be truthful, how the hell do you put up with him? I'm looking forward to the day when you pull him over your knee and give him the good spankin' he deserves, ON CAMERA! Keep on videoing, you both provide useful info with tons of humour. Peace

[xtubbyx]

I am always "UP" in the morning.

[sincityfire]

i hear Chris in the background........You kinapped him!!!!(this is stupid)

[mralucas]

good video Ponzi, Chris made me laugh when i head him. and try this one for the longest time awake Friday morning i wake up got Internet for first time at 3PM did not go to bed untill about 2PM on sunday

[Sammy117]

I don't see why she shouldn't record anymore videos... The mental alarm clock thing does work, but only if you're not severely sleep deprived :P lol.

Video-wise, a bit more focus would be better though. The video seemed scattered and a little weak, since it started with a ramble, got to something relatively interesting, then petered of into more rambly bits.

Otherwise, quite interesting :) It's always nice to get to know Ponzi more.

[MGABBYB]

Alarm clocks don't work for me. I will try your wake-up-tip for the next few days.  I'll let you know if it works for me...

[Daanando]

I tried the trick... and I missed my mom funeral. Thanks.

[LisaLeeLa]

good lord.

[sc00tz99]

I have no problem waking up.. its staying asleep! I wake up every hour or hour and 1/2. lol. Its annoying sometimes. My cure.. stay up 2 full days.. and I get 6 or so straight hours of sleep.

If I ever have trouble waking up, i'll try your tip..ty!

[Brutesmatt]

... why do this? i hardly sleep anyway, ive stayed up probly close to 3 days ;) the trick was i drank alot of Enerdy Drinks O_O

[jbuck7777]

so are you like one of those people that stay awake for 3 days on end using energy drinks, piss in bottles while obsessevly playing WoW?

[bwm]

hearing him in the backround had me rolling