Right. A flying monster of spaghetti is ridiculous... but an invisible deity coughing into a sandman to create humans... that's totally believable. Lol.
THAT FALSE PREACHER MAN IS PROBABLY SPREADING THE FALSE GOD OF INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!!!!! CAN YOU nOT SEE THAT INVISIBLE SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS LORD?????? REPENT OR FACE STALE BEER AND DESEASED HOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(to the tune of Oh rest ye merry gentlemen) Oh praise his slimy tentacles Oh praise his balls of meat He made each tiny ventricle Through which our hearts do beat He made us good He made us bad He made us to be free Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce Pasta and sauce Without bindings of pa-asta and sauce RAmen
I know that FSM is real cuz it sayz in the Gospel of the FSM, which was written in a true account of his noodle-y ness. May his noodle-y appendage be with you al, ramen
Pastafarianism has more evidence to support it than all other religions combined. Pastafarianism doesn't conflict with science either, and the followers are very much more happy too!
i believe that pastafarianism is 300 years old (as old as the universe itself) but only became mainstream 4 years ago after bobby henderson (sauce be upon him) wrote about it in a letter which went on to become popular
and it was the Pirate Mosely on top of Mount Salsa that recieved the "8 I'd really rather you didn'ts" and humans have 99.99% of our DNA in common with monkey's, but we have 99.99999999999999% of our DNA in common with pirates, hence we evolved from pirates.
Brother, oh brother, pastafarianism is the worship of our lord and creator the flying spaghetti monster. Blessed be his noodly appendages for his sauce is our sauce, only through pastafarianism can you achieve eternal flavor!
Its not a joke...Did you know Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion in the world? I urge you to read up on it, you will find peace in reading the gospels. And if you pray enough, the flying spaghetti monster will manifest.
apparently his noodley appendage has not touched upon their lives. i pitty them, for they wont be drinnking from the beer volcanos nor will they enjoy the stripper factory.
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject."
Remember that next time you try to shove pastafarianism down someone elses throat. They're obviously not a real believer. Ramen.
wow how can you say its a cult how is it a cult? If at all i think Christianity and all other religious are cults there all about the $ and some kill if you believe something different! RAMEN!!!! Brothers
"I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?"
yes and #1 "I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject" so to protest their holy roller activities would make them no lower than those they are protesting. If the Christians do that whole "holier-than-thou" shit again just tell them that they are breaking the first rule..
Hey, brothers. I was just wondering if His Noodlyness would be angry at me if I use Sangria or Vodka for the blessings ritual (instead of beer)? He won't slap His appendages upon me, will he? Yarrrg!
Your ignorance and blindness is not your fault dear brother. You have been led astray by the false prophets. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Meaty Might of Noodley Goodness Watch over and protect you from the deception of the Decievers.
How can you not believe you must be touched by his noodly appendage then you can feel the true joy of his noodlyness. Blessed are those who bathe in his sauce.
This is some of the most fun I have ever had (I was the one in the red bandanna, shouting Free Hugs in the video). This was my first Apathetic Evangelism experience, and I loved it. We hope to be back out on the 10th and 19th, and hope many of our Pastafarian brothers and sisters will join us. Raman.
Right. A flying monster of spaghetti is ridiculous... but an invisible deity coughing into a sandman to create humans... that's totally believable. Lol.
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Who would believe that a flying monster of spaghetti created the earth? You will all go to hell if you are not a christian!
GAm3rsK0ol 7 months ago
please help those who are still fighting over who has the better invisible friend oh awesome flying spaghetti monster
ramen
theroofisunderwater 9 months ago 2
@lisa91xox if they ARENT joking, they have no lives
MrPuffaluffagus 1 year ago
RAmen
caseybv74 1 year ago
we need a pastafarian holy book
Marioiswicked 1 year ago
THAT FALSE PREACHER MAN IS PROBABLY SPREADING THE FALSE GOD OF INVISIBLE PINK UNICORN!!!!! CAN YOU nOT SEE THAT INVISIBLE SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS LORD?????? REPENT OR FACE STALE BEER AND DESEASED HOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BurritoFamine 1 year ago 3
RAmen to all.
BaronSamediVoodooLoa 1 year ago
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dontVote4Brooks 1 year ago
Fear the stale beer volcano and strippers with VD in hell.
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
I know that FSM is real cuz it sayz in the Gospel of the FSM, which was written in a true account of his noodle-y ness. May his noodle-y appendage be with you al, ramen
stainglassfox 1 year ago
@stainglassfox the holy italian cookbook is the fsm's true word. your gospel is a lie created by the demoinic burger man. REPENT HEATHAN REPENT.
BigMidget06 1 year ago
RAMEN To you all
MrMills01397 1 year ago
Bless those who spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to bring happiness to the willing. May His Noodley Appendage touch them all. Ramen.
ArguingPizza 2 years ago
@ArguingPizza
rAmen.
Cortez94 2 years ago
rAmen, brothers
ossumguywill 2 years ago
All the FSM Requires is for you to be happy and play nice.
BornAgainPastafarian 2 years ago
People think that they are a cult?
HAHAHAHA!
Pastafarianism is as real as Christianity or Judaism.
Only difference:
Judaism = 3500+ Years old
Christianity = 2000+ Years old
Pastafarianism = 4+ Years old
All three Holy Books are similar.
MasterOuiukiske 2 years ago
The Main difference is that Pastafarianism is true and those others arent!
mrhnm 2 years ago 51
Pastafarianism has more evidence to support it than all other religions combined. Pastafarianism doesn't conflict with science either, and the followers are very much more happy too!
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
@PassionForPasta Aggreed! (PS, can't wait for the beer volcano and stripper factory!)
stainglassfox 1 year ago
i believe that pastafarianism is 300 years old (as old as the universe itself) but only became mainstream 4 years ago after bobby henderson (sauce be upon him) wrote about it in a letter which went on to become popular
qqqqqqqqqqwwwwweeeee 2 years ago
@MasterOuiukiske no my brother, pastafarianism has been in existence for over hundreds of years but it was a secret then
YamiChan31 7 months ago
lol, the video is angled so much cause the guy who took the video was using his macbook and it was his first time shooting video.
TheGreenOgre 2 years ago
why is the camera angled up so much, ts hard to tell whats going on
RA'men
sulthus 2 years ago
Hi everyone! if you notice, the tall guy with the green bandanna, that's me! mwa ha ha
let his noodley appendage touch all of you!
RAmen!
TheGreenOgre 2 years ago
Thank's for spreading the gospel of His Great Noodliness to all non-believers
May He Bless You
RAmen
PhillipThunderGrunge 2 years ago
RAmen!
MAY YOU ALL BE BLESSED BY HIS N00dly APPENDAGE!
CylonAndrew 2 years ago 2
how do pirates tie into pastapharianism exactly? I have forgotten lol
imfreakingoutman 2 years ago
they reduce global warming.
Anghellik9 2 years ago 2
and it was the Pirate Mosely on top of Mount Salsa that recieved the "8 I'd really rather you didn'ts" and humans have 99.99% of our DNA in common with monkey's, but we have 99.99999999999999% of our DNA in common with pirates, hence we evolved from pirates.
RavenBlaze 2 years ago
What is pastafarianism really?
Swedishpersondude 2 years ago
Brother, oh brother, pastafarianism is the worship of our lord and creator the flying spaghetti monster. Blessed be his noodly appendages for his sauce is our sauce, only through pastafarianism can you achieve eternal flavor!
RAmen!
refuckulate420 2 years ago
I have to know if it's a joke or a real cult, I really am trying to get the idea of it right now..
BlackSoulOfHeaven 2 years ago
it is a joke. satiring other religions, christianity in particular.
dragoncrazed12 2 years ago
Its not a joke...Did you know Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion in the world? I urge you to read up on it, you will find peace in reading the gospels. And if you pray enough, the flying spaghetti monster will manifest.
PassionForPasta 2 years ago 3
Because Pirates have a direct correlation with global temperature thus more pirates will stop global warming.
RAmen
kawreaVII 2 years ago
apparently his noodley appendage has not touched upon their lives. i pitty them, for they wont be drinnking from the beer volcanos nor will they enjoy the stripper factory.
great work guys.
RAmen!
thesoundof3am 2 years ago
lol i went to change my religion on facebook to pastafarian and it was already on there. Just goes to show he is everywhere.
Ramen
bobby472 3 years ago
umm isnt it "bingo" funny christians.
Ramen FSM is the TRUE GOD
bobby472 3 years ago
ramen brothers
happypants30000 3 years ago
Ramen!
akuyuumei 3 years ago
That really was not a bad video for being taken with a laptop...
damicuis 3 years ago
RAmen brothers!
donjohn0904 3 years ago
Keep on spreading the message. You are not alone!
villeelliv 3 years ago 2
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject."
Remember that next time you try to shove pastafarianism down someone elses throat. They're obviously not a real believer. Ramen.
xForkk 3 years ago
RAmen fellow pastafarians!!!
Camilo19832001 3 years ago 2
wow how can you say its a cult how is it a cult? If at all i think Christianity and all other religious are cults there all about the $ and some kill if you believe something different! RAMEN!!!! Brothers
3675309fuckulz 3 years ago 4
Drink up me hartys Yoho!
RAmen!
Runedude2090 3 years ago 3
RAmen brothers
remember the 8 I really wish you didn'ts
smellpile 3 years ago 4
RAmen
EdgarBoffin 3 years ago
i wish someone would get jumped for our noodlyness
GR4NDTH3FT4UTO 3 years ago
Ramen Fellas!
YAR!
eduzitcho 3 years ago
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john 3:16
jkachovec 3 years ago
may his noodly appendage bless u so that u can become a true believer in the one true pasta,
RAmen
jissaikun 3 years ago
ive looked into pastafarianism, i respect your religion, it just doesnt work for me
jkachovec 3 years ago
Cheeses bless you. Ramen!
Arikiel 3 years ago 5
i am his second chosen one add me to friends my brothers and sisters
TheChosenPastafarian 3 years ago
I'd Really Rather You Didn't #7
"I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?"
Somebody has been neglecting his readings.
May you find pasta on your plate. rAmen
YoDudu 3 years ago 3
yes and #1 "I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject" so to protest their holy roller activities would make them no lower than those they are protesting. If the Christians do that whole "holier-than-thou" shit again just tell them that they are breaking the first rule..
onlineidiot1994 3 years ago
p.s. make sure to always have some pirate clothes with you
onlineidiot1994 3 years ago
May his noodley appendage touch us all, brothers.
RAmen
garihalfbreed 3 years ago 4
RAmen fellow pastafariens
tyrizzo1 3 years ago
RAmen Brotha
shaye1289 3 years ago
RAmen. Superb. I can feel his noodly appendage on me right now brothers.
bonangusacdc 3 years ago 3
Hey, brothers. I was just wondering if His Noodlyness would be angry at me if I use Sangria or Vodka for the blessings ritual (instead of beer)? He won't slap His appendages upon me, will he? Yarrrg!
KevinLiem 3 years ago
That is awesome!
Ramen!!
Degazio 3 years ago
Pastafarians UNITE! May you all be touched by his Noodley Appendege.
RAmen!
grotesquepuppet 3 years ago 2
Buy the gospel of the FSM!
MonkeyOctober 3 years ago
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Lmao, Pastafarians are hella dumb
"Hey guys!, lets make up some uberrrr cool religeon of our own, hehe and like make fun of Christianity, cause were so uber cool."
Have fun making more fun and exciting ways to be ridiculously hated
=]
Zeppelin000 3 years ago
Your ignorance and blindness is not your fault dear brother. You have been led astray by the false prophets. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Meaty Might of Noodley Goodness Watch over and protect you from the deception of the Decievers.
psychonautx26s 3 years ago 46
How can you not believe you must be touched by his noodly appendage then you can feel the true joy of his noodlyness. Blessed are those who bathe in his sauce.
shaye1289 3 years ago 5
WOOO! Soapbox!!
pumahottest 3 years ago
RAmen Brothers and Sisters! RAmen...
:Sniff:
deathleader52 4 years ago 11
Ramen brothers
FSM would be proud
*snif*
PREPARE NON BELIEVES!
tinymouse2 4 years ago 5
teach me the ways of pastafarian
i saw about creation but it looks like there is more to it
knife98 4 years ago 8
The idea is right. I'd love to see the next one a bit more structured and clear. A tripod and a plan maybe? lol.
internetstolemyname 4 years ago 2
FSM Be With You
RAmen.
parad0rn 4 years ago 3
blessed be you and yours by his Noodley Appendage.
RAmen.
The6End66 4 years ago 2
people are crazy, They are all for freedom of speech as long it's their opinions being heard..rAmen!
mtspunx2001 4 years ago
I love the guy ofering the freehugs. He looked like he was having a good time. May his noodly appendage embrace you and yours. RAmen.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
Lol. "Let's see some penis!"
May His Noodly Appendage be with you.
Ramen.
TheGustaveOon 4 years ago
"youre nothing but a cult!!"
good stuff =D
montereyjak 4 years ago
thats not what his Noodly-ness said, repent from YOUR cultist ways and allow the blessing of meaty-goodness be up on you!
RavenBlaze 4 years ago
Hahahahahahaha! Praise to his noodleness, RAmen!
j0nny55555 4 years ago
RAmen!
amazingarthur 4 years ago
This is some of the most fun I have ever had (I was the one in the red bandanna, shouting Free Hugs in the video). This was my first Apathetic Evangelism experience, and I loved it. We hope to be back out on the 10th and 19th, and hope many of our Pastafarian brothers and sisters will join us. Raman.
May His Noodley Appendage Touch You All.
-Jesse
Pyros047 4 years ago