Tucker Max's OSU Speech, Part 1 of 4

[altoonateacher]

@Cnutlyass you must be one classy guy actually you are probably just a tucker poser just as much as an ugly douch bag as he his have a nice life you ugly loser

[decayboy]

...why is he making a speech at OSU anyways...

[altoonateacher]

o m g this guy is so ugly  wipe that cockey smirk off that disgusting face i would love to see somebody do it ps who the fuck told you you are funny you actually bore me

[zosothedestroyer]

@altoonateacher haha why the fuck are u all over his videos if you hate the guy? If he bores you that much then fuck off and go touch yourself to some teacher supply literature. I'm sure all that 1+1=2 nonsense really gets you off hu?

[shapez73]

@altoonateacher If you're a teacher, shouldn't you be using proper punctuation, grammar and spelling in what you say. You found your teaching degree in a cereal box didn't you. It's people like yourself that give people like him reasons to exist. I think he's totally hilarious and it's a story. If I were you, I'd start protesting your government that kills it's own people rather than this dude who likes to have a little fun

[killgaroo412]

your right its not hard to get a next to perfect score on the Lsats eather oh yeah and teach princton review. . . like wtf are you guys talking about. hes a genius and hes living his life the way he wants to. hop off

[horten2299]

You know whats a good look? A t-shirt tucked into some badly fitting jeans. There is no taking the Kentucky out of this grating asshole.

[ninhbac04]

to the guy that uploaded thanks, but why the fuck is the audio so god damn horrible. you're 50 feet away from him. my camera phone takes better sound then the camera you're using.

[MsMydaisy]

The people who are getting defensive here are hilarious! He's just a writer (and not a very talented one at that)! If someone doesn't like him, someone doesn't like him! Oh well!

[zamusicza]

fat former frat boy...a dime a dozen ... he'll be married to a shrew in a year or two. 

[lasoogneypubes]

@zamusicza He's not fat lol. He's turning 36 this year though. It's time to give up the game.

[zamusicza]

@lasoogneypubes Yeah but he'll probably still die alone with bedsores

[lasoogneypubes]

@zamusicza Are you just pissed because he's a dick and it works? I hate it too but those are the facts of life, man. It's a primal thing really if you think about it. Girls are attracted to aggressive (assholes) confident (arrogance a lot of the time) guys because it shows that they're a strong man. Women want manly confident men to protect them (primally) just like we want petite cute girls, not manly strong women. Sucks but it's true.

[zamusicza]

@lasoogneypubes No I'm not pissed at all. Just speaking truth. I think he should be a must read for all women. I would also go listen to him speak. I think perhaps though more are laughing at him than with him. Guys delude themselves thinking that a lot of girls are attracted to this type of guy. There is a small percentage of type that may be attracted to him. However would you really want to spend your life or a large part of it with a woman that is attracted to this?

[zamusicza]

@lasoogneypubes And I must say there is nothing "strong" about him. A self centered asshole doesn't represent strength. Seriously you think an oversexed, faithless, drug addled drunk equals strength? My dad is what I think a strong man is. Went to work everyday to provide for his family, loved his kids, never strayed from his finest loving woman(my mom) and never knowingly hurt or screwed anyone over. That's strength. This guy is just funny.

[lasoogneypubes]

@zamusicza Actually a self-centered asshole DOES represent strength lol. It shows that he doesn't need anyone else. He's not asking for your attention or affection, he's just doing whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit. It's unlimited confidence. It's mental strength. He's not afraid of what anyone thinks or what anyone does basically. It's not an honorable strength like what you're talking about but it's strength regardless. I don't like people like Tucker though. Just telling the truth.

[zamusicza]

@lasoogneypubes What you just described is what is called unscrupulous. NOT strength. You should consider partaking in activities that might serve to adjust your moral compass if this is really what you consider strength.

[lasoogneypubes]

@zamusicza Yeah yeah you already told me he's not an honorable guy. You don't have to whip out a big word to prove your point. I AGREED with you that he's not honorable. Read my fucking comments. His overwhelming confidence is a sign of MENTAL STRENGTH. You're seriously an idiot if you can't understand that confidence is a huge sign of strength. Your Dad is strong in a different way than Tucker. He's a good guy but pussies can be good guys. Tucker's not a pussy and girls like that. End of story.

[mamobster1500]

@lasoogneypubes Great Point: Confidence = Mental Strength

[tpb30]

its strange when people take time out of their day to post negative comments towards someone that is immensly more succcessful than them... Fuck off Dummies, he's hilarious

[dudewattf]

why would a university want a guy like this to speak at their school?

[MRnightmear]

@dudewattf i would kill for him to speak at my school

[gephross100]

@dudewattf because they use the students tuition money to pay for the speakers to come to the school and his books have made a lot of younger people start reading again and spark an interest in the college demographic. if you are going to pay for someone to come to your school would you pay for a boring writer who made a book that made little controversy and nobody would want to see or someone very controversial where all of the tickets will be gone with a mile long line of people trying togetin

[MsMydaisy]

@gephross100 Although Tucker Max did spark an interest in his books among students, I would call him the fraternity equivalent of Stephanie Meyer. Students will read his books, yes, but after that it's doubtful that they'll start picking up other books and just read for fun all the time. If they do continue to read, it'll only be other "frat" books riding on Max's coattails. Other than that, they'll still hate books.

[djsweetpea1]

Tucker Max, you really aren't good looking and you dress like shit. You have the style of a ham sandwich. I'm a Playboy model and a Registered Nurse. I fuck doctors and Aerospace engineers not disgusting, superannuated frat boys like you. At some point you must realize that you have fostered a deplorable ideology. Every rape kit I do I will think of you.

[MRnightmear]

@djsweetpea1 soo.....your a whore?

[wrench164]

@djsweetpea1 playboy model my ass. Your fat and sit on the computer all night.

[crazymike44]

@djsweetpea1 What a Whore!!!

[jakeo96]

are there dumbasses chanting outside?

[joeybones4]

he look out of shape in this, I'm sure that he never picked up a girl looking like that. If he did then he has great game

[CrocodilusPontifex]

Have you ever noticed that leftists, feminists, pinkos, communists and so forth are always complaining about their "Free speech being denied," yet they always try to interrupt and shout down anyone who disagrees with them?

[nerdswith8guns]

Why do his protesters give a fuck? They're only helping his image by protesting it, and besides there are plenty of people worse than Tucker Max. They need to just get a life.

[GalahadsBass]

come on, man, are you really that much of a jealous loser that you spend your time trying to verify that crazy shit happened? I mean seriously how hard did you have to look to find Tucker's real life friends and ask, "hey did he fuck a midget?" or tracking down the exact sushi place and saying, "hey, did some drunk asshole show up, take his pants off and vomit here?" Come on man, get a life

[deane3467]

@nogoodbastid what sources told you that?

[sampleener]

y is always touching his nose??? lmao just sayin

[facepicker]

@sampleener all the coke

[dukemanjapan]

@sampleener said: y is always touching his nose?

### b/c he has an obsessive compulsive behaviour

[Sh3pardMelody]

@sampleener He is nervous... its a psychology thing

[schafer18]

i don't care if the whole book is a lie, its funny as hell to read. you're an idiot if you think the whole book is true, he's writing to sell books and entertain people. also, he says he's an asshole, so calling him one gets you nowhere. with physical looks, obviously he's not adonis, but you can't call him ugly. in the end what really matters is that he's smart, rich and successful, this you can't argue because he's a duke grad and a millionaire.

[mariachiman247]

@schafer18 lol actually you should go watch the FOX news interview to find out how the book got started, it wasnt meant to be a book at all but stories ,through email, between him and his friends. So it is all true, maybe twisted a bit for drama in parts, but its all true.

[wetwilly0]

@mozartv69 Are you asking for ass herpes?

[Brotmaschine08]

@mozartv69 The funny thing is: no one ever will. As opposed to tucker max who got way more.

[squeegybeckinhyme]

Just gonna say I am a women who LOVES tucker max! and no, I dont wanna fuck him, I just think he gets what life is about. anyone who doesnt like him can just not read his books. he's having fun and making jokes and anyone who doesnt get that its all in fun needs to calm the fuck down. I mean, seriously people

[Brotmaschine08]

@squeegybeckinhyme thank you.

[Berothsloth]

@squeegybeckinhyme That's not what life is about. I mean it's part of it of course, but if your primary goal in life is to have fun and joke around to benefit yourself when other people have to put up with your lies and other crap, your moral compass needs to be calibrated. I know plenty of people like Tucker Max who aren't quite as charismatic or as intelligent as him, but they still play the same game as him, but I think they're all assholes. Charm can be deceitful.

[omfgbobsaget]

@nogoodbastid sources?

[SirGeorge8600]

I'm having a hard time believing that tucker max in real life did all those things. I loved the books, but the guy himself lacks. He doesn't have the most attractive face, he's a bit short, he isn't as muscular, and he has bad hair. He also posted an xray picture of him getting a blowjob on his flickr account and his penis was maybe 5-5 1/2 inches. So either he's REALLY smart and clever to get all those girls, or he's a good story teller..... either way I guess I respect him.

[SocialDissimulation]

@SirGeorge8600 Lol, if you need more than 5 inches, you're not doing something right, friend. Just letting you know.

[Brotmaschine08]

@SocialDissimulation lol true words :D

[SocialDissimulation]

@Brotmaschine08 The obsession with the cod piece gets a little old, especially since everyone on the internet seems to be eight inches and above.

[hoagly]

@SirGeorge8600 First of all GEORGE, what guys find attractive about guys and what girls find attractive about guys are two different things. Since you listed "unattractive face" "short" "muscular" and "penis size" (which he acknowledges as average) you are either gay, or trying to look at it from a gay man's perspective. By the time a girl decides to sleep with you, the only thing you can do to screw it up is something drastic, like a job interview. Penis size doesn't matter at that point.

[SirGeorge8600]

@hoagly Meh I guess you're right, but it's still nice to know I have a bigger penis than him ;-D

[NugLoc]

ahahahha dumb bitch held the sign upside down

[Tabish29]

The book is cracking me the hell up.

[19NaVi72]

@nogoodbastid

Whether they're true or not, or partially true but exaggerated, is not important. They're friggin' hilarious!

[wolveswrestling41]

to all ur protestors dnt fuck with this guy he passed duke law without buying text books hes not only o fucking king hes brilliant

[wolveswrestling41]

@nogoodbastid dick fuck hes come out with police reports the stories r true what he changed was the names of people so he wouldnt get sued and he sais that alot of his friends do crazier shit than him they just dont write it all u stupid ass protestors r doing is making him famous i saw the protest thats why i read the book i loved it hes the man now go suck off charles manson or w.e. it is u do ;)

[YourNameisGarbage]

I was listening to his speech all casually and what not- once the complaints started: "Oh great, fucktards."

[jameshowlett1991]

@nogoodbastid You have no proof of this. Plus, he had to change the details so he wouldnt go to fucking jail!! And who doesn't exaggerate their stories a little to make them more funny and have a laugh? Your talking the whole thing too seriously.

[jameshowlett1991]

@nogoodbastid haha, you sad fuck, its a funny book!! And Tucker Max is a legend!!

[nogoodbastid]

@jameshowlett1991 a legend in the same way that "million little pieces" guy is a legend. make a bunch of shit up about how cool you are and then try to lie more about it when people point out that your stories don't check out.

[jameshowlett1991]

@nogoodbastid Why do you care? And how do you even know he made these stories up?? In my opinion weather they are made up or not he is still a funny fucker and a legend.

[szuchmann]

You can hear the protesters outside of the building XD

I think mace should be legal on campuses lol

[yunggun44]

@nogoodbastid to an extent but what you have to realize is that people read the stories and laughed if later we find out they are fiction it just makes the stories about a fictional character we still love

[nogoodbastid]

@yunggun44 that's up to you. i'm just stating my opinion that he should have just said it was fiction from the beginning instead of lying about it like james frye. i think he uses the "this really happened" as a crutch because without believing that he really did these things, the stories aren't that funny.

[anarchyfever]

ugh, need a piece of software to cut the fucking lesbo chants out

[Rippwa420]

What's up with all the Haters? I'll tell you what, they are jealous. They lived boring teenage and college years, and because they did not go out and experience wild shit, they claim that these stories are wrong, fake, horrible or what the fuck ever they claim. The shit is hilarious. It's even better if you actually lived life, and can relate. I sure wish I had some TuckerDeath Mix right about now...

[nogoodbastid]

@Rippwa420

the point isn't that people don't go out and get drunk and get into wild shit and get laid. i did that throughout my college years. the point is that clearly tucker max didn't. he has a very faggy speech impediment, obviously. and when challenged on the veracity of his claims he backpedals and has no real response, completely unlike the quick-witted ruthless wordsmith in his book. it's been shown that the backing the car into the window and several other instances didn't happen.

[yunggun44]

@nogoodbastid doesnt matter its still funny as hell

[MurphGiovanni]

tucker max has become a success on his own terms, and i respect that....but the dude really is a douchebag...he constantly proclaims himself as "funny," which is lame in and of itself....but especially lame since the dude really isn't that funny at all....some of his stories are entertaining...but his jokes are lame...and he needs to get off that self-righteous shit

[IcyNami]

Psh... it's not that hard to get do Law school. Even fucking President Bush got through law school. Now the Sciences... now that's some challenging and hard stuff to do.

[kindsmile1]

@IcyNami President Bush if we are talking about the same W, went to Business school. Yes he is a fuck up, but you've never got into law school, nor took a bar exam. Tell me what you're results are when you try to receive a full ride to Duke Law. Better yet tell me what you're creditails are when it come to education.

Oh before I forget I'm a astro-physic engineering major, with a dual major in bio chem. a minors in organic chem(pre-med emphasis) . . . I'm about to recieve this from Berk.

[kindsmile1]

@kindsmile1 As a side note . . .To have sex with many women, having money, drinking a shit ton, and basically doing what you want is really fun.

[bigdadfat4]

@IcyNami bush got an MBA not a jd

[draber12]

@IcyNami Bush didn't even go to law school. He had an MBA

[Rodan16]

@IcyNami He went to the University of Chicago. You need a least a fucking 35 on the ACT and perfect grades to get in there. Quit acting like you're smarter than him

[zamusicza]

@IcyNami Ugh. President Bush didn't go to law school. He got his MBA.

[Techniglitch]

@IcyNami Psh... you're fucking stupid. "thats some challenging and hard stuff to do." Learn some fucking grammar or extend your vocabulary dumbass. Law School isnt a walk in the park, neither are "The Sciences". So calm the fuck down.

[nemisis1ca]

@IcyNami thats funny because you could not even get through you first sentence with out fucking that up asshat. he also states in his book that law school is easy but im betting you can not read.

[gablio77]

@IcyNami Bush never went to law school.

Law school is pretty severe - even doctors who have law school friends admit it. It's not the material that's hard, it's the volume.

[The3nlightened0ne]

@IcyNami and his song got into Harvard Business School. Education is fucked

[vn12s12]

WTF? The sound is shit.

[Hamiltoncameron]

are u stupid there was a picture of him on the fucking cover

[OnTheGreenIn1]

@Hamiltoncameron I dont think he meant what he actually "looked" like, dumbass. Not very bright, are you?

[Kingslax15]

a bunch of lesbos out side or something.

[diehl11TLsHPs]

wow, these comments are pretty funny, you guys could get a book going

[xxilovebrokenxx]

i love how you can hear ppl protesting outside. tucker is sweet.

[chicagoXdeadXdoll]

Tucker is hilarious. These protesters have way too much time on their hands.

Go protest something relevant, not a silly book of drunken sexcapades and debauchery.

[inicc]

@chicagoXdeadXdoll sexcapades is one thing. pure mysogeny is another

[superherobyday]

what a waste man. this is where all your asperations stop? really? no astronauts or gold medalists in the bunch? no navy seals, or actors? what happened to your child hood dreams? y'all just wanna get drunk and fuck sluts? and be that fat waste of space telling stories in bars when your 40 of your college days?

[im4citadel]

Superherobyday

Tucker Max graduated with honors from the UofChicago on a scholarship and graduated from Duke Law. He worked for one of the largest corporate securities law firms in Silicon Valley. Yes there are a bunch of assholes who don't do anything and end up being a waste, but Tucker and his friends in the book are massive over achievers and that's why the stories are funny. And oh yeah....he closed a multi-million dollar movie deal so I doubt we'll see him in any bar you goto...

[superherobyday]

I hope you're right

[TheLastSittingBull]

read the book, get laid, stfu

[superherobyday]

no, yes, no

[Spncr313]

well, "this" also comes with a book that's sold millions of copies, been on NY Times best seller list, had a movie made about the book, women love him, men want to be him. yea, seems like a sweet deal to me

[superherobyday]

women don't love him, they fucking hate him. they happen to be drunk fukin skanks that'll fuck anything that looks at them sideways. then they regret it as soon as their hangover sets in. wake up man, did you read the book? the punch line to nearly every story he wrote is how much the girl regretted it.

and men don't want to be him. boys want to be him. men want to be james bond, not stiffler. grow the fuck up and get some real goals.

[Spncr313]

so every girl who is in that audience is a drunk fukin skank? seriously dude, grow a damn sense of humor. yes, i have read the book, i own both copies of the book, regular&extended. and fuck it if they regret it, i could care less. and being a new york times best seller isn't a real goal?lol, seriously, get yur head out of your ass.

[superherobyday]

to answer your first question...yes. I'd say more like the type of girl that is daddy's little princess right up until the jello shots come out. you know what kind of girl I'm talkin about. the kind that after 4 1/2 shots their $120 express jeans come off easier than a pair of basketball shorts. Second, they don't go cuz they want a piece of that, they go cuz it's a funny movie. .

[Spncr313]

you know what? go ahead and keep yur head in yur ass, the less i have to hear from you, the better.

[superherobyday]

lighten up there chum. don't let it ruin your day ,it's youtube for chrissake. if you really don't care, stop talking.

I wish you luck though. I hope you get to drink alot and have sex with a thousand cheap airheads who once they sober up wish they hadn't touched you. just like your hero. may not get you a best seller....or a career...or a family...or...anything, but I'm sure you'll have the best stories at the neighborhood bar when your 35. cheers to being 21 forever!

[Aurini]

Wow, you really hate women, don't you?

[superherobyday]

and listen man, you honestly tell me that people idolize this guy cuz he wrote a best seller? fuck no. this could have been the worst selling book of all time, and every frat guy on the planet would still have a statue of this guy on their cinder block nightstand. go ahead, name me five best sellers you idolize. (no they can't all be tucker max)

[Spncr313]

i didnt say people idolize him because he's a best seller, where the fuck r u reading that? i said that being a best seller is a real goal. and people idolize him, because he does whatever the fuck he wants, without caring what others think.

[DasmOOse0001]

to be fair you're kind of missing the point of the guys work which he brings up in this speech, it's about just being yourself and fuck anyone who tells you to be a number. he expresses himself as a drunk asshole. the opening line of his book acknowledges he's an asshole. but as said before his asshole-ishness has given him a large amount of zero's at the end of his bank balance. also you kind of lack an actual point. other then you don't like tucker.

[superherobyday]

You're right, i suppose I should make my point clear. Ironically it's the same as yours. People need to be themselves. Not chase skanks and drink until near death because it impresses their friends, and certainly not because it made Tuck "rich". Kids do it because it's popular. They want to be like tucker because it worked out for him. and because they don't know who the hell they are so they take the easy route of not giving a shit. Life is easy when you're drunk for half of it.

[AgentOfChaos47]

what a dumb shit, u think thats why people get wasted?

to impress people?

maybe you should quit trying to be the person ur quoting that after scool special speach from and lighten up

[superherobyday]

Yeah, how many times have you heard "oh dude I got so fuckin blasted last night, I had a whole handle of schnopps, and like 12 beers dude"

you tell me they don't drink that much just to tell stories the next day and make their life seem exciting and risky. it's pathetic. get a real hobby. it's the same kind of guy that couldn't pick up a sober chick if his life depended on it.

[AgentOfChaos47]

well never, because i dont hang out with the douchebag from the new haircut video my point is that just because someone doesnt live their life the way someone else does doesnt make them a piece of shit, everyone is different and sees life different, and just because of their choice uptight fags like u think u have the right to look down on them, maybe they dont want family or a job where they can feel like they are already dead

what you're saying is that u are right hes wrong, well fuck u

[MASTERARTGOD]

what is so special about being an astronaut or a gold medalist or a seal or an actor I never wanted to be any of those. I have done some really debauched stuff that makes the shit he does seem tame does it make great stories yes do I have a regular job yes do i want to be married kids that boring shit fuck no why would I when there is an entire world to explore

[strikemedic87]

Mozart- do the world a favor and wash your mouth out with buckshot

[MarchPlaymate318]

best fucking guy ever!!! he is the shit flat out!!!

[im4citadel]

Mozart:

I can only guess that you are either a raging, man-hating dyke or (if a male) a jealous virgin. Either way, your comment seems less like hate and more like flirting...I would ask the others if there are any takers, but judging by the appearance of either men or women who dislike Tucker (lonely hippies) you probably look like 5 shades of shit.

[skibumps11]

Tucker Max is one of the greatest ever

[conceptskt]

Tucker is a fucking hero.

[TkyoSam]

protestors are only good for maltov cocktail practice :D

[RedWindSpirit]

protesters, get the fuck out.

[kingnothing323]

Tucker is the greatest.

[Kolman23]

Tucker, never stop being awesome.

[tjmckee33]

come talk at wake forest!

[Szeven85]

too quiet!!