SPV-TV Ep.05 GAMMA RAY-Talking about the Land of the Free

[thewarriorsrok]

Anybody else think that Kai's remarks about kurt were funny but the hosts follow up "and his fucking wife should kill herself too" kind of scary and mean? It really creeped me out for sure.

[ZARAGUATA]

GOD

[POLLO686]

Kai is GOD Tenks my friend

[evermetal2]

Kai is right you know. That Grunge shit, was a big wound in the body of Heavy-Fucking-Metal. Thank God, that piece of shit, Cobain, did something right for once in his life. Still, there was no need to worry 'cause Metal would be alive even with these assholes around. Metal is too strong to die and its enemies should better realize it!!

[tammysyl]

I can´t but hail to the heavy metal king: Kai Hansen!

[lNVlCTUS]

"land ot the free" can the show not even spell OF right?

[rt611]

kai is funny!

[insightmetal]

Kai, be carful with this kind of jokes!!! I love irony too but that was too much!!

[ngobacuong]

every time I see him, I am impressed by his happy face

[Fuuso]

LOL the famous LSD. Since when has it been "lead singer disease" ? Kai's awesome.

[Baktor]

I like the Kurt Cobain joke. Funny.

[Pumpkinsrules]

What did he say about cobain ?

[Baktor]

He thanked him for single-handedly destroying the Metal scene in the U.S.A. with his Grunge style and then committing suicide. All in an ironic and non offensive tone. Watch from 9:20 and on...

[Pumpkinsrules]

And about his wife (sorry i'm french ?)

[Baktor]

They only say his wife should do it too, then Kai says "before releasing the album" but I don't get if he means Kurt or Courtney...

[cabbal777]

@Baktor He said: He should have done it earlier... before releasing the album. - so Cobain

[ThrashHard08]

Kai is Fucking Awesome!!! Fuck Kurt Cobain!!! I Shit on his Grave!!!!

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Dude, are you foreign or retarded? Your grammar is amusing my 3 year old cousin...

Yeah, I'm solely spending hours posting videos on here to prove to a bunch of people, mainly teenagers, I will never see or meet that I am Metal...

Not everyone is as pathetic as you...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Pathetic? I find that funny, considering you used to whore yourself out for subs.

Damn, the first time i sent you a friends invite, 2 minutes later you leave a comment on my page asking me to subscribe.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

I ask people to subscribe if they like my videos. People who regularly upload videos do that because they spend a lot of time uploading videos and want the bands they upload to get more exposure.

Why? because I LOVE classic metal. I LOVE scanner. I LOVE A-II-Z. I LOVE paradox.

Bands you've never heard of because you're a kerrang buying mainstream cocksucker who flocks to any bands that are big. The only pathetic one here is you..

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Right Kerrang. You also listen to some bands in that magazine. Sabbath, Priest and Maiden have all had front cover appearances, so you realize you're also a "mainstream cocksucker", don't you?

(Just because i know they're on the front cover, doesn't mean I read it, turd.)

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

lol difference is I listen to fuckloads of bands that are not fellated by Kerrang as well as Sabbath, Priest, Maiden where every band in your list has been flavour of the week at some point because you're clearly a trendwhore without a brain...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

"every band in your list has been flavour of the week"

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How is that then? I don't remember seeing bands like Ensiferum, Wintersun, Rage, Agent Steel, Ride the Sky and hell even Pink Floyd and a shitload more in kerrang. You're full of fail mate, I mean for fuck sake gather proof before making stupid statements like that.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

ZOMG!!! Wow!!11 a handful of bands you like that weren't teabagged by Kerrang and Pink Floyd have never been in Kerrang!? hahahaha...

Seriously man, have you been in a car accident and took a knock or are you naturally this stupid?

[MetalHeadOwnage]

I looked in there the week after the death of, Richard Wright (R.I.P.) and there wasn't a word on it.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Really, am i meant to go through every single band and tag whether they have been in Kerrang or not?

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

No, but even a person who doesn't know technically whether a band has been in Kerrang could assume by common sense that they would be featured based on their fame....

You being of limited brain power, I can understand it's an ordeal for you...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Yeah ok, I assume they have been in it at one stage, but when a person in that band dies, the fact that the person wasn't in there kinda makes it hard to believe.

By the way, anyone can make an argument that Kerrang WAS good years back. It hasn't always been the total shit it is today.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Oh you assume NOW, now that I've told you lol...and Pink Floyd obviously won't be featured now, they haven't released anything in 15 years you idiot lol...

Kerrang was NEVER good. They were half decent when they started but they have never featured many underground artists, it was always the MOST popular metal bands in the 80's. Not like magazines like Terrorizer and Metal Maniacs do now.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Yeah, but then there was a time when the mainstream was actually good.

You yourself should know, being a fan of Sabbath, Priest and Maiden (these bands have some of the biggest followings in Metal along side Metallica, so to say they're not mainstream is fucking stupid).

I mean one of the most mainstream rappers sampled "Fear of the Dark" to make a song of his.

Only back then, could they recognize talent.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

When i say "they" I'm talking about Kerrang.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Kerrang were only ok because the gallons of shit grunge spawned hadnt happened yet..

They still circled round the cock rock bands like Poison, Def Leppard and Warrant like flies around shit and those bands had minimal talent.

Kerrang don't look for talent. They simply mirror the most popular rock bands back to the public. Back then most of the bands had to be talented to make it big so that in turn meant the bands they featured were mainly good.

[smellyeggman]

Lol you faggot bitch. Me and DemonicScreams talked shit about you on our channels! Take a look. You're a fucking emo cunt and closet faggot.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

hey MetalheadOwnage. This your new troll account?

[smellyeggman]

I use this account to pimp slap your momma after she finishes sucking my putrid dick.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Why the bloody hell would I troll you?

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

oh a whole bunch of reasons..but the main ones being..

I showed you up as a brainless poser in this thread, you made a clone account of me, you flagged me and just in general because you're a retarded little bitch :)

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Oh come on.

Brainless? Look who again starts with no capital letter. :P

Poser? Define poser then you nitwit.

Yes, i made a clone account and Aaron shared it, that got suspended within a day.

Of all those things though, accusing me of flagging your videos? I don't think so. Believe me, I myself loathe flaggers and censorship so i would never do that.

This argument is pointless because you're just going to keep throwing false accusations at me.

So I'll start by apologizing but that's it for now.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

So you're attacking my grammar skills then you go and type "i" uncapitalised. Precious dude just precious.

You said Pink Floyd are never in Kerrang when they haven't made any album in over a decade. lol you dense little prick.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

....and Aaron said it was just you that used the clone account and seen as Aaron's pretty honest with me and you're a bullshitter seen as I KNOW you flagged me I'll take his word for it....

You've just admitted to the world that you're a pathetic sack of shit so that's the first step to correcting your problem.

lol You're a pathetic sack of shit seriously. Anyone who makes a troll account or clone account needs a life i.e your idol xContaminatedx.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

*Sighs* Do I have to screen shot the emails and upload them? If it will prove It wasn't only me on that account and that I didn't flag your videos.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Go on then. I don't believe a word you're saying sir : )

[MetalHeadOwnage]

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[MetalHeadOwnage]

Idk if you'd consider it proof but honestly, I don't think you can trust Aaron. Well about as far as you can throw him anyway.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

lol Those don't work....

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Obviously replace the DOT with an actual full stop

 LOL.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

But dunno if it's because i removed the

h.t.t.p. thing from the start of the links.

Otherwise i can't post.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

He also found some link to copy your BG. I need to dig deep for that email but I'll have that one up too.

Oh and his Convo on that account with MetalMind9 where I think he says that it's Aaron.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

I wouldn't mind but a down syndrome kid could have made it more funny. I can imagine your cogs turning as you made it "Urrrgh how can I piss him off? Oh yeah Rob Halford is gay! I'll say he wants to suck him! Yay! Thats Funny!"

...and you made it so subtle I was able to report it and suspend it within a few hours of seeing it lol....THIS is what I mean by brainless...

You're stupid, you have no life and you're a metal poser. I'd tie the noose and get someone to kick the chair if I were you...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Don't give me that bollocks about how you listen to "underground bands" too, I get it, but just because you listen to some "underground bands", doesn't make you anymore metal.

Some of us don't have all day to go onto Metal Archives and research every Thrash and Heavy Metal band there is as we lead lives.

You're just an elitist, no life cocksucker. Why don't you go stick your tongue into Rob Halfords arse, it's clear that's wear it belongs.

Anyway, I'm out, I'll continue later, i have a life.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

hahah "WaH!!!11 FuK U!11 Go LicK ouT RoB HalForD!!11.

..a hissy fit and stealing somebody elses insult to use at me? There's less pathetic things lying on backs at the bottom of ponds than you my friend.

It doesn't take all day to find out about underground bands you moronic little dickhead. Go on metal-archives and ask for albums of a certain sound. You'll get tens upon tens of suggestions within half an hour.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

No one owns insults. -_-

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

If you're going to steal insults at least steal an imaginative one you shit coated uncle fucking retard..

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

and I'm no elitist. Half of the dickheads on here that use that term don't know what it means...including you...

I have friends with the same lobotomised, trend conscious taste in music as you. They're just not 14 year old asshats who have the grammar skills of a chimp, the temperament of a small dog & the stupidity to get suspended over selloutica videos when everyone knows they're the greediest, most anul band about their material...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Insult my grammar skills when you begin a sentence with "and"? On top of that, the "a" isn't even in caps.

Well fucking done, you muppet.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Exactly, you can't begin a sentence with "and" so thus it was a continuation from the last sentence and I can't see where I made this "error" but the ratio of mistakes you make compared to me is still 20:1....

I'd be surprised if you got a grade higher than E in your English GCSE. Are you even older than 12?

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Of course, but you're in your 20s so I assume you'd know better than to start a sentence with "and" while insulting my grammar in that same fucking sentence. Contradiction much?

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

You also have poor reading comprehension. I already said....

IT WAS A CONTINUATION ON FROM A PREVIOUS POST. I DID THIS BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF CHARACTERS.

Read it slowly. If you have more difficulty consult a parent.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Sure, you ran out of characters on a 2 lined sentence.

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Sentence? I meant comment. or whatever.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

You don't know what you mean. I'm surprised if you know your own name...

[xContaminatedx]

LOL this argument is more entertaining than the video! Nothing funnier than two brits fighting over absolutely nothing.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

Awesome what Kai said about Kunt Cobain.

If only I had put fast lead ventillation through his head 4 years before he did...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

LMFAO..."Thanks to kurt cobain, What a guy, he destroys the metal scene and shoots himself, thank you" LOL Kai rules. \m/

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

You like Nirvana dickhead...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

-_-

Now you follow my comments? Thanks for further proving you have absolutely no life, TheBurningOfSodom.

Would you like a cookie?

And btw, whether i like Nirvana or not, does that mean i can't laugh when someone jokes or takes the piss out of kurt? Hm? You're one sad tosser.

[FreewheelBurrrnin]

follow your comments?? Look just because you're stalking guys on yt for a future husband doesn't mean I am...

Your taste in rock is pathetic and fuckin gay. Don't come in here talking about Kai Hansen and making "PosT Yr FavriT MeTuL alBuM" videos and expect people to think you're a metalhead. People aren't as stupid as you...

[MetalHeadOwnage]

Guess what? It's not very Metal of you to judge who a real and fake metalhead is, you know?

Me not talk about Kai? And why the bloody hell not? The guy has been my inspiration for the past 5 years and is the reason i play guitar.

Btw, I made those vids because i felt like it, not to prove to people that I'm a real Metalhead as i already know I am. But you're a bitter person, you probably think that of everyone, don't you?

[MetalHeadOwnage]

And guess what, if you can make stupid claims like "making "PosT Yr FavriT MeTuL alBuM" videos and expect people to think you're a metalhead."

Well I could say the same for just about every video you post, can't I? Then that's what everyone on YT is doing and why they're posting videos, isn't it?

[jhonyspeed]

El puto amo !!!

[Viscandorra]

Kai is GOD

[siitrom]

You can't get any better

[happyboozer]

hahaha...

"land ot the free II"!!!!

well cool video :D

"he should have done it earlier" *rofl*

kai forever!!!!!!!!

[Maidenite90]

:D godfather of proper european melodic metal, awesome

[SquashedPotato]

Now thats the best interview ive seen on youtube. Thanx Kai! Now i know what Kurt Cobain did. What an idiot. Its true that he fucked the metal scene up.

[manuelglez]

Big!

[installcd]

lol, he likes dragonforce... that's puzzling

[SHAITANAS666]

GAMMA RAY RULES, HANSEN RULES!

[lemmykill]

Omg, that was funny as fuck. Nice one, Kai!

[edgecrushers]

i want to have your babies Kai ;)

[lalomon86]

INDEED FUCK NIRVANA!!

HAIL KAI HANSEN

[rumuzben]

thank you for the interview¸.·´¸.·´¨)Nice ¸.·*¨)

(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.tesekkürler

[zibbo2pl]

Very good fuckin comment about Nirvana.

[laufke]

nice:-)

[SPYKEisBACK]

you are my God Kai

[theprophecy11]

Nice interview:)

Thank you!

[max02821]

great

max