Aisleyne on Charlie Brookers Screenwipe (shown 16th Oct 07)

[Plaguechild258]

If I was him and I had my own show I'd use my power to hire women I fancie too

[BVargas78]

It pains me to admit it but i find chavettes kind of sexy but wouldnt want to date one. I am a bad bad man...

[icecreamscuseme]

I remember seeing Aisleyne on BB6 (was it 6?) and she seemed like a nice person to me who bore the brunt of a lot of bitching in there. Good to see that someone as awesome as Charlie Brooker can see she's cool.

[fleamarket3000]

I wonder if he's boned her, she looks easy

[synestheticmusic]

YA GET ME

[tomthefunky]

I know this video is a joke but if there is anything more pathetic than a wigger from the U.K., I haven't seen it yet. I'm warning you Brits, if you come to the States on holiday and you act like that, be prepared for total humiliation from blacks and possibly worse. And if you get your head kicked in, you will most certainly deserve it.

[pinje]

shut up you mug

[Lambinio]

piss off.

[beastatlay]

@tomthefunky

Yes, because there are absolutely no blacks in the UK for white people to ape. Anglo wiggers have to rely on repeats of The Cosby Show to pick up on the nuances of jive.

You dumb American fuck.

[RobSnake]

Whats that dizzy song called?

[Cransnatch]

@RobSnake I think it's just called sirens.

[bptmuff]

oh haha

[bptmuff]

and whats a chav? or chavette? im from the US i dont kno these slang words

[NekoZombie]

"gangsta" scum

[bptmuff]

i wana fuck that wigga chick sumthin sexy bout her : ))

[neckbeardpride]

The ghetto booty bounce she did at the end is hilarious.

[Lammpost911]

He is always using her in his work

shes in some screen wipe and some newswipe

and also she plays hershelf in deadset

[SOAPandGLORY]

I find it sad that I know people who talk like that without a hint of irony.

[olegna89]

charlie boker did an accurate impression there lol

[Evisiling]

lmao they taking the piss out of chavs! XD and ashleine looks like a proper chavette :P

[hkrobin]

Charlie Brooker and Aisleyne are close friends. That makes her OK in my book. Plus everyone that's been in BB has been made to look awful at some point with editing, but Aisleyne always seemed nice. That means they had nothing on her, so give her some respect.

[BigScaryJoe]

oh, i thought i heard they wer engaged, i dno.

[hkrobin]

Don't think so, read an article quite recently where he called her his 'improbable friend'.

[gloucesterharry]

And brooker did a segment on how to make anything look real on reality shows by suggestive cutting, using the same footage to suggest loads of different things.

Despite the fact he has slagged off BB and other shows like it, I think he has a soft spot for it. Especially after dead set .

[b6gm6n]

...and by the way, most of the 'woman' you see in big brother that don't have weird psychological defects are usually 'glamor models' which are hired...on the cheap, house fillers, like a pretty chicken sandwich.

[bolbonz]

a flawlessly convincing performance by aisleyne there, im not surprised at the small amount of effort that went into the acting.

[soreenkid]

Is that Kennington? I lived in one of those high rises.

[Jitling]

Yep, Brandon Estate. They use it all the time for 'gritty/urban' scenes. Billie Piper's mum lived there in Dr Who - though not in one of the towers.

[soreenkid]

Thanks!

I thought it was but it is a couple of years since I lived there (and got mugged at knife point there :D )

Cheers again.

[ScarranHalfBreed]

I'm pretty sure that Brooker slagged her off on his show once, calling her a buttock machine with a weird chin or something. Seems like she took it with good humour - she's appeared in a lot of his shows since then.

[ScarranHalfBreed]

I hate that silly FUCKING CUNT at the end talking all over the end credits. Just say what's on, and piss off.

[xLordIEvilno65x]

puuting the c**t into continuity, as Charlie once said

[simbarro]

lmao! this is jokes! i bet thats what she was like when she was younger,the only white girl with all the black girls,the wigga!

[johnde223ux]

I've heard those rumours too.

[johnde223ux]

Excellent programme. Excellent performance by Aisleyne. Let's hope she's on again in the future.

[chucklebum2]

Rumour has it that she's been working on another secret project with Brooker so maybe we'll see something soon. Hope so!

[evrynameistaken5]

ithink its a new horror series dead set on channel 4

[SethHesio]

Why would anyone want to talk like an uneducated inner city black youth?

[SterlingSaint]

... satire ?

[afroharping]

or uneducated inner city white youth

[bullgoosesam]

Or an old Etonian boy?

[esnipswhufc4life]

she is hott in thongs trust

[mich0007]

I can't understand why some people ask who Ash is but then spend hours of their valuable life writing negative comments on youtube. Why not just ignore someone you don't like. BB travailed to turn her into a figure of hate somehow this was not reflected in the final. At least we are not all that gullible then....

[Anothersatellite]

Ash? Do you know her personally. She's gunk.

[juliane16]

Aisleyne redeeming her time in the BB House by parodying herself beautifully here - CB is a genius as ever!

[jarlabrelk]

looks hotter as a chav than a faux model

[mononokehime316uk]

I agree. She looks well fit as a chavette.

[MysteriousBob]

Who the hell is Aislenyne and why should I give a shit?

[liquoricelove]

she is well hot

[liquoricelove]

fuckin ace