Nothing But Trouble: "Mr. Bonestripper"

[capzaraki]

ill give u all your coke, grinders, spoons, pot, guns and knives and all that back when u come out the other end XDDDDDDDDD this movie is hilarious!!!!

[cartman350]

I remember when I was young and saw this movie the first time. This scene creeps me the fuck out!

[BurritoLord13]

Shame this was the movie that killed Chase's carrer.

[evilemperordude]

I approve of Valkenheisers streamlining of the judicial process. :P

[optikCB]

Easily one of the most underrated movies of the 90s. Just pure absurdity and bizarre hilarious nature the whole time. I remember first seeing this as a kid and thinking the beginning was going to set the movie completely differently. Fuck all these pretentious douchebags who trash this flick... No of course it wasn't intended on being schindlers list

[dancepiglover]

no blood?



[EternalWolf86]

I have seen this movie 109238123 times since I was like 5 and I just now found out on IMDB that DANIEL BALDWIN is the main druge dealer in this movie(the guy in the gray suit). I have also seen Bio-Dome 10000000 times, cant believe I never noticed before...

[mrboombasticx]

@EternalWolf86 Don't feel too bad. I only just realized it myself a couple of weeks ago. I think it's cause the Baldwins are in just about everything, so you don't even notice them sometimes.

[hot4warcriminals]

@EternalWolf86 But it's Stephen who was in Bio-Dome...

[Zeldanon]

@EternalWolf86 So, between the two, you have watched them 129238123 times. Did you have time to watch anything else?

[EternalWolf86]

@Zeldanon Just some porn

[MegaWallace26]

@EternalWolf86

then I be you definitely didn't notice tupac in the humpty hump scene

[EternalWolf86]

@MegaWallace26 Yeah, I noticed that around 10 years ago or so when I was a kid, thought it was pretty cool. I have never seen Baldwins hair like that in other movies, it just makes him look different. Even in the Usual Suspects he still had a somewhat stoner look to him like in Bio-Dome. Tupac has that Juice haircut in the movie which is trying to make a comeback, a few players in the NBA are sporting it now.

[camdoodlebop8197]

Someone plz pm me if there is a scene where they almost get crushed by a speeding wall!

[peaceandmetal88]

I remember watching this movie when I was a kid.

[krixtaker]

All my life searching for this..

[kentbot]

@krixtaker same here

[RealLiveDebates]

The bones come out with no meat or blood on them?

[mrboombasticx]

@RealLiveDebates Yeah. Bothers me, too. But according to one of the previous commenters there was a test screening of the film in which this scene was much more gory. I would love to see a release of that some time soon.

[MegamanX4ThArmor]

@RealLiveDebates This is why the Machine is Called Bone Stripper

[RealLiveDebates]

@MegamanX4ThArmor In "real life" they wouldn't come out so pristine, without a trace of blood on them. I know it's a movie, but it fails to convince.

[shrdictatorship]

This is the single greatest movie of ALL TIME. Yeah that's right.

[shrdictatorship]

This is what they need to do to every person that voted for Obama, and every person that watches "reality shows" and "jersey shore" on tv. They need to do this to 1 billion people. Going to have to build a much bigger, Mr. Bone Stripper

[damselnlace44]

I want to go on that ride.

[lovesteadybrowneyes]

I think everyone who saw this as a kid was scared I know I was lol

[chaztikov]

@lovesteadybrowneyes You've got that right...I just happened to turn on the TV, saw this scene, and its haunted me for about 10 years (not in a bad way, but yeah, freaked me out for a time and then some)

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@andrewcolinwilson Then I'm staying the fuck away from Jellystone Forest and the rest of Yogi's coke-fueled wet dreams. Thanks for the warning, Andy!

[zuzulo56]

I suspected that there must be a good reason why that A-Hole Saddam Hussein (& his sons) idolized this flick.

[shrdictatorship]

@zuzulo56 are you totally and completely serious?  how do you know this 100%? clearly your joking riiight? I idolized this flick and saw it 100's of times, ever since 1991 or 1992.

[zuzulo56]

@shrdictatorship YES-YES-NO.

[shrdictatorship]

@zuzulo56 How do you know? I also idolize this flick, and I had a feeling that Saddam may be a cool guy, I never met him though.

[89Animeknight]

that looks like a ride the a death machine

[PIlotrcm]

lol, "You're going down! Mister Bonestripper! HUH, HUH, HUH, HOO, HOO, HOO!!"

[MirceaAlexRo]

anyone knows the name of this song?

[ELOfan1982]

@MirceaAlexRo Mr. Bonestripper by Damn Yankees

[IggyHazard]

This scene shows that Valkenvania's system of law isn't really all that bad.

\8-D

[JeffersonWeedwhacker]

This movie is so underrated. It's a classic!!!

[ThePepsiPiper]

I think I was 5 when I saw this scene, but my memory has it being a lot longer, more serious in tone, and way more graphic. Freaked me the fuck out as a kid,

[Hein0usAnus]

@ThePepsiPiper EXACTLY how I felt when I was 5 back then and I saw this with my dad. Freaked me the hell out.

Love it now :)

[minespatch]

For some reason, this scene reminded me of the other film, Freaked. Possibly due to the Coney Island steam-punk nature.

[epicsquirrel1981]

love this movie! chevy chase ftw!

[TheGrave10der]

this scene gave me autism

[ThePieIsLie]

This scene scarred me as a kid :p

[malhynes]

are you guys kidding me right now? this movie was EPIICCC. loved it!

[JoeCoolFreeman]

"Nothing But Trouble" - It's stupid; the plot makes little sense; the story doesn't always add up............................­...........and I watch it whenever it comes on. I mean it. This movie is a serious guilty pleasure of mine. Though it doesn't make my favorite movie lists, I can still enjoy it and laugh. Not Dan's best work or any of the other actors in this movie, but you can tell they had fun making this movie.

[docsrocks]

Good God this movie sucked ass.

[JdmDRFTkid]

Does Anyone know the Song that they are playing when John Candy pulls this guy over??

[Aldiggy2000]

dude this movie kicked ass!! it's got that Adam's family vibe

[tvebakkedk]

@Aldiggy2000

Bonestripper by Yankees?

[MrNerfer123]

just whatched this SHITTY movie.....disturbing

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

I first saw this delightful scene when I was 5 years old. That was the day I realized that the inside of Dan Aykroyd's head is a scary...scary place.

[andrewcolinwilson]

@rabidrabbitshuggers Dan Aykroyd is also the voice of Yogi Bear.

[TheAltair4]

"I tell you what there. I'll give ya all yer coke and yer grinders and spoons and pot and guns and knives and all that back to ya when ya come out the other end!" lol. Dan Ackroyd was freakin awesome in this movie.

[rwagner]

@TheAltair4 Right on! I really don't know why this movie gets such a bad rap. Ackroyd should be getting more credit for this role, and for the film in general. The good thing is people seem either to love it or hate it. I think it's innovative and true twisted comic genius ;)

[VilmerSawyer]

Be cool to see Justin Beiber go through Mister Bonestripper lol

[swarovski7]

this movie is unbelievably shite

[thecatyoukai]

Everyone seems freaked out by this scene....Is it bad I'm the only one who was turned on by it? Going though the first part with the cylinders would be fun(not the other parts we dont see though)

[CoconutTangerien]

@thecatyoukai totally wrong

[thecatyoukai]

@CoconutTangerien I never said it was right....I'm a masochist. You know, chains, whips, knives, pain turns me on >.>

[MrBoneStripper98]

WOOO HOOO HHOO HRRRR

[robbyp79]

The song is by Damn Yankees  "Bone Stripper". Its a hard song to find!!

[johnedsel]

According to Wikipedia, the original cut of this Movie was called 'Geeked' and when shown to test audiences, had tons more blood and gore. This scene was probably one that grossed them out, so they removed all traces of splatter in the final theatre release. Then they changed the title to 'Valkenvania' which is a much better and fitting to the atmosphere. Somebody out there in Hollywoodland has the complete version on tape. Dan Aykroyd...I'm talking to you!!!

[hotdoobie75]

@johnedsel i would love to see the original one your talking about

[rwagner]

@johnedsel It's probably safe to say there may be enough of us out there who want to see the complete, original, uncut version. And the two of us should do something about it ;p

[neo942007]

I love this movie. You can totally hear Dan Akroyds voice sometimes especially when he's talking fast. lol

[rgsrgs]

This family/place scares me more than the Texas chainsaw massacre one

[neo942007]

What band sang the song for this part?

[VenomAlexiz]

Holyshit!

[conservative608]

It doesn't look like it has a very good entrance that prevents escape. Someone could grab the fence in the cart and prevent being thrown onto the conveyor belt or run on the slow moving conveyor belt grabbing the side fence to jump off the sides. Even before they fall into the cart, the conveyor belt in the court room is easily beaten by moving off it. There is still about 3" on either side and there is a railing opposite the bench. Well, it was a good try for hillbillies.

[camouflage81]

Man I'd love to see when they were arrested. LMAO

[mrboombasticx]

This scene??  Heh, that can't be a good thing. ;p

[ReikoYubikiri]

OMFG, I'm 21 now and this scene is one of the very oldest things that I can remember from my early childhood!!!!!!!!!!

[BTRDANU518]

i'm looking for a clip with Bobo and Lil' Devil. "Your the fat one, you ate all the cereal" Anyone know where I can find that ?

[otisbroth]

Quite possibly Dan Akyroyd's finest hour. "Will you look at his face? Is that nose RUBBER?" Well, yes, actually.

[Aznar245]

I wish Portia Perez would ride the bone stripper so i can watch it spit out her dyke bones!

[Velkommentilhelvete]

ah! i've been looking for this movie forever. my parents watched this with me when i was like 12. scarred me for life.

[boh0555]

What? Why should this be banned? I see nothing wrong with this film. I remember watching it when I was younger and I always found it hillarious!

[wwazman]

this fucking movie should be BANNED.

[VilmerSawyer]

@wwazman Y?

[Sweetdreamsprelude]

@wwazman Why ? There is way more graphic TV and movies today then this ... Go watch Saw . That movie should of been banned and the guy who wrote it should be committed

[pinkbitch1]

omg my fav movie i remeber when this came out iwas 3

[crayongod]

Fucking drug addicts got what they deserved.

[VilmerSawyer]

@crayongod i like the way u think

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

@crayongod

This would be a really entertaining episode of 'Intervention'.

[OurGangFan]

This pathetic excuse for a film will never touch my list of 200 greatest features of the 20th century! And the same for A Birth Of A Nation!

[Claxnasty]

Well this scene was one of those Nightmare Fuel things from my childhood. And I'm still uncomfortable watching it now. Thanks for that Mr Aykroyd.

[hevensmutantchld]

I could not remember the name of this movie, been trying to figure it out for years. I actually started to believe I had dreamt it up 3-4 times... Seeing as I do have alot of repeat dreams. I was an '83 baby... Great movie, loved it! Now I can share it with my 7 year old son! hahaha...

[mpgarib]

One of the funnier movies I ever watched. I really enjou it.

[havinthangs55]

lol

I'm with everybody else

I watched this as a kid and.....to this day.....I still don't know what the hell I watched

[Xerock]

Nominated for 6 razzie awards. Won the razzie for worst supporting actor.

[balthorpayne]

Had a dream about this scene, woke up, and looked it up. This scene used to thrill and scare me as a kid, lol. It appears if you just brace for the end, you can survive by grabbing onto something on the conveyor(believe me, for the first 3 years watching this movie I was devising an escape plan.)

[tylermoviepro]

Me too, when i was a kid, in case if i was being arrested in that town and i was sentenced to ride Mr. Bonestripper, I've been planing to grab onto something and then make a break for it. All i had to worry about was Denni's trigger happy cousin. Good times when i was a kid.

[Kasou]

I've been trying to figure out what this movie is since I was a kid too! I actually just consulted a horror movie website describing this scene for help!!!!!!!!

[onethingiseek]

scared the crap out of me as a kid! just now found it...searched forever with just a few scenes in my memory

[princesssaph]

love this movieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeee

[gozone]

Cool movie. Is the "Bonestripper" song available from anywhere, or can you hear it somewhere on Youtube? Sounds great i think.  ;)

[jimmy101112000]

I got the mp3 if you want it.

[gozone]

Thanks alot, but iahev found it elsewhere on Youtube. Great song. :)

Cheers.... :) :)

[redstar97219]

This movie really freaked me out as a younger kid. Especially this part.

[RobinsTaste]

@redstar97219 Yeah, I know! As a kid, I was freaked out couse of this scene, and I still am... The evil laughter in the end is so fucking freaky!

[rayemoon99]

@redstar97219 You and me both. I hated skeletons for years.

[k2blue7]

@redstar97219 AMEN. This movie... STILL freaks me out.

[v1per187]

@redstar97219 Me too! I had nightmares for years after watching this! Scared the hell out of me when I was real young!

[tscotwv]

This movie actually came out in 92.

[paintballer7542]

came out in 91

[Doobie1975]

I've never seen that much crack on an episode of COPS, was that the only drugs they've had other than a little bit of pot?

[oterotularosa]

what the hell is the name of the song when candy hides behind the bill board and pulls over the cadi with one of the baldwin brothers in it? song when they fly by doing like 79 in 50 right after demi moore and chase get dropped in the squeeky toy pit. the song says like "funky and mysterious"

[Vincentdeep]

I loved this whole crazy movie front to back! Mr. Bonestripper is every power junkies fantasy, wanna go for a ride?

[lightingisdomslife]

i saw a part of this movie ,a long time ago,and this part for some reason freaked me out for years

[CumTube]

me too

[j9seviltwin]

Most excellent!!

[default99telecom]

Six Flags over North Korea has this ride...

[blufdoemaar]

@default99telecom My school also has this ride :P

[VilmerSawyer]

@default99telecom does it have the 20 chevy v8 engine with fire coming out of them?

[scarlettstar87]

@default99telecom serious? i would love to see that

[Chevypower265]

I want a "Mr Bonestripper" Got some people that I want to ride it.

[IRETROGAMER]

*50 achevment points UNLOCKED * ---SHED UP A BUNCH OF DRUGIES IN THE BONE STRIPPER .

[AlexStrife89]

What the fuck? I don't get it, what happened at the end?

[Venkman007]

The machine stopped working?

The people in the roller coaster car got (wait for it)

BONESTRIPPED.?

[OurGangFan]

I officially died inside!

[mathiastheok]

"I have to plead the 5th dimension"

Classic movie. Yes if your a child of the 80's you will love this movie...if not....we all feel sorry for you...lol

[ronniej1183]

If you didn't like this movie, you're just not a child of the 80s. This movie was the end of an era with it's over the top crazy shit. I love it.

[1981z28camaro]

yeah, I agree, watching this movie brings back good memories, it's like the movie "Matinee", I watched that a few weeks ago. It's the kind of movie that people that never watched it when it first came out wont appreciate it, because they have no memories associated with it.

What are some other good movies?

and this Mr. Bonestripper song is one of the baddest songs. lol I got the song, it's pretty hard to find actually/

[CountVonBoco]

it is quite the neat song. I had to get it after i saw the movie. I just always watching this scene over again, and watching those V8s come alive. ;)

[harleyj87]

loved matinee...wasnt that a john goodman film? if i am remembering correctly....

[1981z28camaro]

yeah, John Goodman was the owner of the Theater. :-)

[CSIMajor24]

This was a GREAT movie and should be a classic. (not a classic piece of crap) but a Comedy Classic! Mr. Bonestripper Kicks Ass!!!!!!!

[castingtherunes]

dumbass movie.

[OurGangFan]

AMEN!

[OurGangFan]

God! Why did they make Dan Aykroyd look like Clarence from It's A Wonderful Life? I can never watch that movie the same again! I'm gonna have a picture of how ugly Dan Aykroyd is in this film whenever I see Clarence from It's A Wonderful Life!

[ROKDRIPZ]

hes also BOBO

the alien looking dude.. haha

[OurGangFan]

I don't give a flying fuck!

[OurGangFan]

This is the most god awful movie!

[mrpossibilities]

I remember watching this movie as a kid and it freaked me out

[LolonMatinez]

Best movie ever

[Sicenunow]

Nothing But Trouble OWNZZZZZZZZ,don't like the TRUTH,leave!!!!

[l337pwnage]

The best scene in an awesome movie. :) That was back when Demi was still hot 1:33. I love that song, too.

[TechnoHajikelist]

Who is worse? Judge Alvin Valkenheiser or The Warden of Superjail?

[Sicenunow]

This movie OWNZ,5 Starzzzzzz

[justaguyfriend]

Damn right it does! And no other director could have done this better.

Not even: John Frankenheimer, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorcese, Michael Mann, David Lynch, Ron Howard, Mike Nichols, Brian De Palma, Clint Eastwood, James L. Brooks, John Landis, Quentin Tarantino, Richard Donner, Mel Brooks, Michael Bay, Joel Schumacher, Paul Verhoeven, Ivan Reitman, Tim Burton, Roman Polanski, George Miller, William Friedkin, Keith Gordon, Jan de Bont, or ANYONE else!

[OurGangFan]

John Waters did better!

[docsrocks]

LMFAO. There is not one funny scene in this POS. Not one. This scene is just plain stupid.

[justaguyfriend]

You WISH!

[docsrocks]

I 'WISH' I had never seen this POS.

[justaguyfriend]

You wish you were WORTHY to have seen this movie.

[docsrocks]

That comment is more funny than anything in this giant turd of movie. Congrats, but it really wasn't that hard. GOD this movie sucked ass.

[justaguyfriend]

No - this movie rules. It's better than A Beautiful Mind, No Country for Old Men, Lady & the Tramp, The Godfather, Terms of Endearment, Some Like it Hot, American Beauty, Goodfellas, Brokeback Mountain, Jaws, Little Miss Sunshine, American Pie, Back to the Future, The Devil's Rejects, Enter the Dragon, Porkys, Star Wars, The Producers, Smokey & the Bandit, Night of the Living Dead, Reservoir Dogs, Bambi, E.T., The Changeling, Big, & the entire James Bond series - ALL COMBINED!!

And, thanks.

[justaguyfriend]

There are lots of funny scenes in this movie. It's great.

[docsrocks]

There are none. 0. Zip. Then again, my brain is fully functional.

[docsrocks]

Maybe the dumbest, most assinine movie ever. Is this scene supposed to be funny? Or just annoying?

[justaguyfriend]

Both. And great. It's a thing of legends now. Mr. Bonestripper is your God, so bow down!

[LILMANSON14]

This scene and the hot dog scene is what I remember most from this movie that I havent seen in over 10 years...

[hamtrak]

I like the pinball sounds.

[scoobiew2]

It is the reason why my girlfriend is nicknamed "The Bonestripper"

I don't understand?

[pikachu7]

This movie rules! It is the reason why my girlfriend is nicknamed "The Bonestripper"

[jacksonlaxboy18]

ummm? ahahahahah

[docsrocks]

This is a giant POS movie. Pure crap.

[OurGangFan]

I agree!

[thaumusfilms]

This movie rules!!!

[OurGangFan]

And yo momma drools!

[FacialsRus]

Wow..since when did the uploads churn out stereo sound? they must be converting all avail stereo as default on youtube.

[ohreal]

wow, its probably been 10 years since the last time i saw this! thanks for posting!!!

[autopsy87]

i love this movie

[OurGangFan]

I prefer Pink Flamingos than this crappy film!

[pyenapple]

Odd comparison. But, both are good and culty and appeal to very, very select audiences. So...I guess that's where you're coming from?

[IggyHazard]

The Driftw0ods and the Sawyers are r0okies compared to Alvin Valkenheiser. XD