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  • Harry Potter with a harpoon and kinda Asian accent

  • If a cop ever wants to search your car again, say "I don't consent to any searches." The police can't search your car without 'probable cause'. A broken tail light, expired registration, or a license plate similar to one that was reported stolen is NOT probable cause. And yes, I'm studying law. The 4th amendment of the Constitution protects against unreasonable searches. Look it up. :)

  • "My name's Adande" .. "That's what I said, Andante" hahahahah "Now listen up, Andre"

  • SANCHEZ, PUT THE HARPOON DOWN! >B3

  • that was funny...but I'm glad you guys ended up alright *crazy cops are so pitiful...and crazy*

  • lol omg i have that hat

    ...

    i think

  • this is another reason why us black people start a car chase when they try t pull us over. B.S like this always happen.

  • Fuck the po po

  • haha im Mexican and the cop part with dis patch made me cry from laughing

  • Which video blog is number 20? Swoozie, if you could please answer, I'm really interested because I love your videos.

  • @biggestNarutoFan61 This Girl in my Neighborhood Is Blog #20

  • I harpoon everyone

  • fuck da police. jk that's sucks for you guys but i was laughing hella hard. thanks for the story

  • Andre lol

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  • Myspace=dead

  • im guessing you guys met at church

    

  • This is the first time I have ever seen Warren. I have heard of him, but I never saw him. Idk why, but I always depicted Warren to be white....Woops

  • My motivation to put at least one asshole cop on my hit list.

  • did the sanchez part really happen???

  • These guys weren't legit cops

  • lol Harry Potter

  • swoozie's friend has the most beautiful chocolate voice i've ever come across.

  • What about the Scooby snacks?

  • lmfaooo!! speeka ingless !!! omg too funny XD

  • Is that a lego Burt Reynolds?!

  • LOL i think this is my fave vlog hahahahha

  • omg rly? lol! thats funny!!

  • lol how they get harry potter to star in this????

  • All dem cops though, really

  • Speak american! lmao

  • sittin on the toilet?

  • featuring harry potter as sanchez!

  • lol the cops partner is harry potter

  • GET BACK IN THE CRUISER GODDAMIT!

  • I think that dog may be dead

  • Myspace is dead! :P

  • is sanchez a freakin hairy potter Lego dude? like wtf

  • sanches lol

  • SANCHEZ! Don't make me call you twice, Sanchez!

    lol

  • lol andante?

  • Fucking pigs. -_-

  • you gotta hate those kind of cops

  • DID THEY REALLY HAZ HARPOONZ AND KATANA?

  • now the whole world knows ur license plate

  • oh my god! i havent laughed that hard in a long time! XD thanks swoozie!

  • I guess the cops forgot Spanish is the primary language of Orlando.

  • never udnerstood why so many people have pronunciation problems

    

  • hahaha lol love this my fav is Sanchez

  • i watched this video and died XD

  • myspace hahahahaha

  • hahah im almost favouriting every video of swoozies :D ur hillarious

  • Man, I hate it when cops pull over brothers, usually I'll try and stay away from using that from everything but they teared the car apart, and there stories didn't match up, I think it was for a little more of something then a, "routine search,".

  • i have a katana =)

  • i think you should be more worried that that cop was flying when the dog came out

  • this was your only story i didnt like.. i mean i didnt even finish it but

  • DWB is a bitch

  • video starts, large black guy, i think "I'm frightened!"

    holy crap run!

    (totally kidding btw)

  • "I harpoon everyone!" haha that is brilliant...

  • are those cars made of legos ? 0.o

  • "Stop acting ig-nant "

  • A harpoon? seriously?

  • wow thats messed up...love the video tho

  • lol love the credits "voice of foot steps anddog chocking......Adande.....you must have MAD vocal skillz.

    

  • Why is there the constant sound of the ocean during the entire reenactment? Ha ha ha ha! But this was really funny... reminded me of the plot from the movie My Cousin Vinny.

  • Hellaflush

  • smh racism is a BITCH. sorry you guys had to go through that

  • LOOOL "stop...being...ignant"

    

  • Omg I love the Spanish talking part " like what it the word "

  • Did "sanchez" really point the gun at you guys like that?

  • LOL swoozie this was sooo funny!!

  • The moyorcycle cop was weird. O_o

  • its biggie smalls and tupac

    

  • @Eugen3Cho1 O_O Now that you mention it....

  • Whts the song at the starT?

  • lol yo but why does the spanish dispatch sound like the dominican taxi dispatchers?? xD

  • If you get pulled over again just play the Bad Boys Theme...or Make them laugh....They may let you go faster :)

  • i wish i went to school back then and lived back then...everything now a days is boring or illegal :/

  • I HARPOON LATER. :'D

  • Stop acting ignit.

  • sanchez is funny

  • lol at dragging out the dog and slamming the trunk on him.

  • how old r u ?!

  • song at the start?

  • @eduardo13rocha stuntin like my daddy, Lil wayne ft birdman

  • lol hahahhahahahahahah

  • Stop acting ignit:)

  • The lego dramatization was hilarious but it sucks that the story really happened :/

  • i harpoon him l8er

  • thats so sad im sorry this happened to you but it makes for a good vid lol

  • Been there. LOL it was MY dad's BMW also haha

  • lol y is sanchez lego harry potter lol

  • I saw a couple of your vids and you reminded me of kyrie irving (a duke basketball player). Then I saw this and saw your hat. O_O

    (Im guessing that is a Duke hat cause a lot of people wear that hat on campus)

  • i woulda went ignorant and had a nigga moment

  • Your stories always rock! And hilarious.

  • lol Sanchez FTW!

  • simply ROFL!

  • you suck

  • first of all thats not a lego movie and second cant they take he time to do picture by picture i once made a 57 min movie without showng my hands

  • dude me and my cuzin love your vids

  • speak american!!!

  • "We took the dog around the car, he didn't bark but he gave me... The Look." Lol

  • that intro was pretty amazing haha

  • This story doesn't make any sense... Why are the officers that were in the cars wearing helmets??

    (Did you buy the Lego just for this story?)

  • That was a taxi radio!!! haha the whole shit was funny

  • LOOOL I loved this video could not stop laught at the other cop with the problem

  • What street did this happen on? the one after u pass the mickey and minnie welcoming sign or 535? either way lol typical routine stop lmao

  • Omg, did you press chargers sense they trash your car without having a proper reason for it?

  • I HAR PWN U I PWN EVERY 1

  • are you fucken serious tht really happen

  • haha sanchez was funny

  • thugged out?? black bandana??? really?? oo_QQQ;;;

  • lololoolololololololoo hahahahahahhahhaha this was the most AMAZING video EVERRRRRR!!!! U ROCK DUDE!!!

  • Wow he said my name!!!

  • Funny ass shit

  • Speaka ingles. Lol

  • I couldn't stop laughing and was Sanchez like that in real life

  • One time a couple friends and I went and shot some illegal fireworks off in a park and eventually someone called the cops on us. It started with one cop car, then 3 more came and they were all faced at my friends and I with their bright lights on. The cops were standing out of their cars just staring at us interrogating us, asking us if we had done any drugs and have we been drinking. They eventually took us down to the police station and called our parents and told them they had to pick us up.

  • This big dog is tight on here

  • Pause at 9:04 Looks like the FAMOUS from Modern Warfare 2

  • @el3tr0n0ly Its a FAMAS hahaha. FAMOUS would be a weird abbreviation for a gun

  • brotha looks like biggie

  • LMAO !! your name isn't hard to pronounce at all . I actually like your name, its really unique :)

  • thats stupid 5 cops did u even know y u got pulled over though

  • Sanchez!!! lmfao

    Ugh, cops are so dirty =/

  • XD harpoon gun

  • i have the same yellow toy car

  • Adande man your hilarious :D

  • o my god the craziest things happen to you. Thats the most random vlog ive ever seen in my life

  • your life is awesome swoozie. you are a gamer and play in tournaments and i wish i could do that. Plus..you have all the unbelievable things happen to you..AWESOME

  • duke university sucks my balls

  • "Stop being ignant Sanchez" "Adante" "No sir, Andande" "Thats what I said Adante" "No it its nevermind" "Anyways listen Andray" LOL

  • Nice TV are we still in the 60s?

  • @Newbloodcracker ~ I know right hahah the vid was made in 07 though so those tvs were still pretty common

  • @swoozie06 Yeah i fell you, Anyways 5 of 5

  • @swoozie06 I meant feel

  • @swoozie06 hey man, how did ya mimic the police lights?? I got a vid I'm about work on very similar to this and I need police lights.

  • @swoozie06 haha! in my house we just got our first "flat" TV last year. before that we had them old boxes. shit I still have this big ass box in my room. now we got this pretty average size flatty in the livin room but before that the first flat tv was about the size of an A3 paper ark. anyway enough about that. real messed up situation I gotta admit. shit they musta really felt like bein assholes or just plain overly officious. sadly cops'll always be cops and some of 'em are assholes. good vid

  • @VaporHQ that may be true but in some parts the % of people they pull over is black, not always JUST black

  • The day you posted this video I was having my baby.

  • stop trying to bite me... "chimmey chonga" /o/

  • just a little drama? it was like 99% drama!

  • speak american. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol why is the cop wearing luke skywalker jedi robes. plus why are you white adante?

  • Pahahah, he made it do a stopy.lol

  • sounds like the taxi's u take with the spanish speaking ppl on 4:30 & on

  • lols LOVE IT!

  • Cops sure are friendly aren't they? =S

  • haha !

    iLOVE you sWooZie ! :)

  • lol. why is the other officer harry potter?

  • @Keytap15 Because he's a hott bitch

  • hahahahahahahaha that was so funny

  • thats what happens when you got a black guy in a nice car. matter a fact 2 black guys in a car. I should make a vid about when i was handcuffed lol it was crazy

  • lol, you look much lighter and older on lego sWooZie, funny stuff.

  • 00:19 on the right looks a lot like Biggie on some freestyle video with Pac.

  • that remindes me of the time when i got pulled over cuase the car in front of me had a broken tail light

  • omg! ur vids make my day!!!!

  • lmao "stop acting ignant...sanchez"  LOL

  • you are cute

  • lol i harpoon you i harpoon everyone i harpoon car!!!lol.....was the "harpoon" a gun???

  • harpoon definitely = gun

  • It's a crossbow :D:D

  • @swoozie06 I hope that was the dramatazation part...

  • Dude I'd be making those cops pick up my stuff and they can deal with it all. And if they all had different stories then you can take em to court for something. Like I think its a false pull over (its not called that it's something fancier)!

  • thats hilarious

  • I'm watching :)

  • lol that was hillarious x

  • 4:30 i nearly pissed lmfao

    and the dog rofl that was soo funny...

    xDxDxDxD

  • hahahaha brilliant !!!

  • that was hilarious lol

  • lol. 5 cops. wow.

  • and btw you know its a lot of cocain traffic down there by hatian and St. Thomas gangs. They saw 2 young black dudes in a nice car and profiled yall. They all gave yall different stories cuz they know they profiled yall illegally but they i guess they didn't get there "why i pulled you over" story straight wit each other. Believe me i got pulled over right infront of my house own the way home from a friends house and they gave me the "Your license plate light is out" excuse too.

  • A yo Swooze.... Where did you get the spanish radio dialog?

  • i all want to ask you somnthing. what was the not real stuff, the made up stuff ?

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  • why cant i watch airplane girl? its private?

  • was there really a harpoon? lol

  • did they really pull you over for going under the speed limit?

  • lolzz

  • yooo is that puffy and biggie lol j.k

  • that wasssssssssssssssss funny

  • BTW Adande did Sahchez really do these things?

  • IRL the cop did pull a gun on Warren when he reached for the registration but most of the other stuff Sanchez did was exaggerated