The video from John's blog 16 Mar. by Moriarty

[CanaryKeeper]

Dear god...that VOICE.

[citizendown151]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY goD

[JaquesBonjour]

I know it's kind of wrong, but on it's own very creepy, staker-like, evil and maniac way THIS IS SOOO SEXY... (Just this voice makes me melt... I can't...)

[twinklepopp7]

BRILLIANT DEAR LORD THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN GOOD REALLY, REALLY GOOD

[FrancheskaArroyo]

How the hours must FLY by!

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

Stop quoting Shakespeare, you're creepy enough already!

[Veelzevula]

I love how there's no dislikes on this video! ;)

[Veelzevula]

I like the fact that there's no dislikes on this video! ;)

[rawrgoesthekitty]

Sweet jesus I love this video so much.

[KitsuneTheFoxgirl]

Jim is officially the best super villian ever!

[KumaTheRaver]

I just love how this was posted on my birthday. <3

[ticklemepickle95]

So, In 'sherlock time' when did Moriarty make this?

[dramagirl198]

Sexy and creepy and hilarious all at once... that's Jim <3

[cellyna]

You won't be getting any pie. I want to see Moriarty's HQ. He was in their flat while they were in Baskerville. Sherlock didn't even want to go either. Which makes me wonder. was it Moriarty who installed the cameras or was in Mycroft?

[givemetimeandacrayon]

OH JIM. My man.

[Quintinia]

He purrs like a cat...

[MissMalfoyuno]

Ahahahahhhahahah!! I'm laughing so hard! God, I love Moriarty <3

[PocketSizedWolf]

The last thing he says is "time to go, time to go".

[SodaPopGirls4eva]

FANGIRLING SO HARD IT HURTS.

[Mepartodela]

Thank you for upload! :D

[horse4875]

He used his app to get into the flat didn't he.

[Taryawen]

@horse4875 he doesn't have an app, didn't you get it?

[Sinnick88]

Love you Jim! <3

[cutmylifeintopizzas1]

He's put headphones on it, good god

[iolanthesoadfan]

@athena2517 i belive he said market stall toot. i think. god ive listened to this so many times i should know it! he is so sexy.

[iolanthesoadfan]

@niebells trust me you are not alone. Jim lives anyway! he cant die! otherwise Sherlock would die of boredom and all the fans would lynch the writers...

[iolanthesoadfan]

i could listen to his little mumbles all day! i wish he was the soundtrack to my life...

[Gewlicious]

This video makes me both cringe and crack up at the same time 8D By god, i love Moriarty. He's probably my favorite villian of all time, and he just come THIS CLOSE to beating out Sherlock on my list of favorites >:D

[SaxonVoter]

Moriarty is SUCH a creep.... but still. xD

[Octopus9302]

OMG I love this. PLEASE tell me how you uploaded it onto your computer.

[tokyopanda13]

God, I love how he talks. "Temper, temper, temper..."

[shannontrf]

His voice is so fucking sexy

[niebells]

I'm one of the few people who mourn on Moriarty's death

[caramelsangel]

@niebells there's more than a few...

[SheAlexify]

@niebells First Rule of Moriarty´s Fandom: He is not dead. DENIAL! Absolute self-indulgent denial.

[curseofthetimelords]

Congratulations, Moriarty. You won.

[905118]

Thanks a lot!

[RooWeera789264]

I had to remove my comment, cos I wrote it in the wrong place. Anyhow, all I can say is: MORIARTY!!!! I'm so glad he's dead. Or IS he?!?!

[xoxoNightmareoxox]

There's a new video on John's blog. I'm outside of the UK, and I'd love it if you could post it here.

Would you?

[wonta82]

@xoxoNightmareoxox already posted～

[xoxoNightmareoxox]

@wonta82 Thank you so much! I HAVE to watch it now, after The Reichenbach Fall. I cried so much.

[thatrabbitvideo]

(Second bit)

Skulls more skulls, market stall tat. how the hours must fly by. Alas poor Sherlock i knew him well, time to go time to go, (manic laugh)

[thatrabbitvideo]

Who lives in a house like this, its only me. How clean is you house, i smell baking, its apple pie, where is Mrs hudson. Hellooo. what up with the wall paper, So here we are Sherlock Holmes HQ, too many notes, boring, boring, heis put headphones on, good God, books books books, mmm got over here temper temper temper. A skull? i wonder what your skull would look like on my wall.

[WinxGirl1766137]

His voice is so freaking gorgeous.

[Meldanel]

Thank you for uploading this! But it's so creepy, good God, I'll need more than one shock blanket tomorrow, I swear....

[ssbaum]

This is really creepy, but there is one REAL question:

Where did 1:18 go? Seriously. Check the video.

[MatiEmmi]

This is sooooo creepy O.o In a good way.... kinda..... :D

[xxGrey]

I wonder what your skull would look like on my wall.

[MrSeaki]

Alas, poor Sherlock. I knew him well.

[DBB1231]

I like how Moriarty edited a music track to this video.

[squishy300]

OH MY LORD OF THE RINGS. Creepy Moriarty be creepin'!

[vivianjoseklein]

@caramelsangel Thanks for transcribing. You helped me make out a lot of the things I couldn't quite catch. If you'll let me return the favor: I think the thing he says after 'Hello' is 'God, look at the wallpaper.' - something in that direction.

[caramelsangel]

@vivianjoseklein aw thanks. i'm pretty sure he's saying that too. =)

[narusteph]

"Alas, poor Sherlock, I knew him well."

Oh, Jim. XD

[Coseepo]

The creepiest bit is where he looks at the cluedo board.... 'Temper, temper...' *shudder*

[ArtemisJami3]

@Coseepo I think that was mostly aimed at seeing the knife still stuck where he stabbed it on the mantelpiece.

[Coseepo]

Oh my God, I saw this on the website, I was just like 'f*** f*** THEY'RE GUNNA DIE'

[13Freakiieh13]

Oh hell one more time please xD

and now look it again .... :D

[MichelleSeven]

hahahaa OMG!!! creeeepy!!!! =D Moriarty hahaha you are SICK!!!! But I love you =)

[13Freakiieh13]

I love Jimmy more and more. He is sooo amazing.

And you oh my god i love you what should i do without you and this fantastic video.

I watched it over and over again *-*

haha His shadow, i see his shadow *_______* ♥

[firestonegal1]

his voice is such a turn on

[Ashleyls17]

Thank you for posting this. (Fan from the USA.) Couldn't view it on the blog page. Moriarty sure has a real demented hard on for Sherlock.

[fettuccinenoodle]

THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! From all Canadians!

[Ulindria]

at the very very end he whispers "time to go, time to go" then evil laugh.

[athena2517]

Who lives in a house like this? its only me. How clean is your house? I smell baking, its an apple pie. Glorious Mrs. Hudson. Hello, God look at the wallpaper! So here we are sherlock Holmes HQ Too many notes. boring boring. He's put headphones on it, good god! Books books books. What've we got here? Temper temper temper. A skull? I wonder what your skull would look like on my wall. More skulls more skulls. something tut. how the hours must fly by. Alas poor sherlock I knew him well. EVIL LAUGH

[Marmosette]

@athena2517 When he's looking at the paintings and then onto the display of bullets, he says "Market stall tat." I think my favourite line of the whole thing.

[ValkyrieMoon]

The voice combined with the music made me think this was the beginning of a porno video.

[tokyoblackcatgirl]

Dammit Jim, I thought you of all people wouldn't misquote Shakespeare D:

[teenager00]

I have a remote like that.

What. Ever.

[Kayume]

You! I love you! Have my internet babies for making this available overseas!

[blod1tatws]

How clean is your house?

Who knew Moriarty would be a fan of Kim and Aggie?

[sailorgallifrey]

This is so utterly creepy, but that's Jim Moriarty for you.

[SolrSurfr3]

"I wonder what your skull would look like on my wall..."

OOOOOkay, I think we've established that this guy is CLEARLY out of his mind.

[alexjwebabou]

Andrew's voice does things to me. Even when it's creepy. Especially when it's creepy!

[angelbruja]

fantastic!! thanks =)

[SolrSurfr3]

THANK YOU!! :D The one on the site wasn't working for some reason.

[RainbowKaitou]

This is awesome. It kind of reminds me of those videos the Joker made in The Dark Knight, but more... subtle with the craziness. Love it.

[hyperbeanify]

after he sais hello it's "god look at the wallpaper"

caramelsangel

[vindemiatrix]

omg his voice was so creepy lololol

[vitaminas135]

That was creepy. THANK YOU! Really, Not being in UK it's tedious x) hehe

[Derileect]

Oh Thank Fuck, I couldn't get this anywhere faaaaaaahk damn you johns blog for not loading! Thank you :3

[bleedblack37]

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[Deductism]

This sends pleasurable, terrifying shivers down my spine.

[xxxNachoxx]

Thank you from Germany <3!

[wonta82]

@StephaniexZhao posted:)

[HaruRustysnax123]

First The Hounds of Baskerville, now a video of Moriarty in 221B Baker Street...while Mrs. Hudson is THERE AS WELL?

God, Moffat and Gatiss are sure turning towards the psychological lately, huh?

Not that I'm complaining :)

[characteravatar]

Hahaha!! Headphones on the goat!

[clonedelf]

mantelpiece paintings --> market stall...

at the end --> time to go, time to go...

[Misslifegoeson]

Moriarty, the creepy fangirl stalker that writes Sherlock's name all over the wall and breaks into his home just to video tape it and put it on John's blog.

[kylara679]

Thanks for this! How were you able to rip the video? What program did you use?

[wonta82]

@kylara679 it's a program called Jaksta on Mac~

[PrettyinPlum]

OH GOD THANK YOUUUUU <3

[TerrifeyedProduction]

Good GOD, thank you for this!

[toocutelukeskywalker]

Well that was fucking creepy :C

[dd0927]

@StephaniexZhao is the Jacob one you talking about?

[daintyme324]

my god, thank you thank you thank you. any chance you could possibly upload the preview? honestly hate being american whenever sherlock is on.

[wonta82]

@daintyme324 posted:)

[gaugebosons]

Fave fave fave fave fave like plus one

[MsJesusismyhomeboy]

I am not ready for Reichenbach in any form omg. Also, that was the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

[SilverSwan16]

Anyone else get the odd feeling that Moriarty would be the kind of guy to... (I don't know how to say this delicately) wank over Sherlock's bed or something? Nope? Just me?

Ho-kay.

[Shishigashira8]

@SilverSwan16 Unfortunately, no, you aren't the only one.

[quiteinvaluable]

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[citygirl2192]

On one hand this is hilarious. On the other, this is absolutely freaking terrifying. 

[sweeneysgirl324]

I AM DEAD

[rainbowcasoup]

Thank you so much! 

[Jenanime4eva]

@wonta82 Your prayers have been answered. I transcribed this earlier on my jenanime4eva livejournal page :).

[dd0927]

@Jenanime4eva thank you !!!  and we update this, is actually because someone prayed on Tumblr XDDD... i love how it works...

[wonta82]

@Jenanime4eva Thank you so much for that!!!

[HalSchrieve]

In love with Jim Moriarty and his psychopathy.

[TheatrePrincess1309]

AAAAAAAH! THANK YOU WHOEVER UPLOADED THIS FOR THE POOR AMERICAN FANS! YEAHOOOOO!

[rainbowcasoup]

@TheatrePrincess1309 Canadians too! : P

[ThisWasSoAvoidable]

@TheatrePrincess1309 Not to mention the Australians.

[Hekateras]

@TheatrePrincess1309 ....I assume you mean "for the poor non-British fans". THE USA aint' the only country that doesn't get free broadcasts from BBC.

[REMnut12]

THANK YOU!

[MeruMakai]

It's one thing to break into 221B and fanny about whilst recording it, but to add soundtrack music to the video before posting it is just adding insult to injury!

[TerrifeyedProduction]

@MeruMakai But that's just so... Jim Moriatry of him ;)

[Marichan221]

Thank you for uploading this!!!!! lol, Jim is such a troll. Kinda mad that there was that one obvious tripod shot on the knife and a couple other closeups, though. Really, Jim? Do you just carry around a tripod under your arm?

[catgen33]

@Marichan221 Pfft, of course he had a tripod with him. ;) This is a very important project, you know, he wanted the video the be *perfect*. He even added a soundtrack!

[caramelsangel]

time to go time to go. *laughs*

sorry if i screwed up but i think thats what he said =) thanks for uploading this!

[dd0927]

@caramelsangel THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! great help TT^TT

[caramelsangel]

who lives in a house like this? its only me. how clean is your house? i smell baking, its an apple pie. glorious mrs hudson. hello. (i can't catch it) the wall. so here we are, sherlock holmes hq. too many notes. boring boring. he's put headphones on, good god. books books books. what've we got here, temper temper temper. a skull? i wonder what your skull would look like on my wall. more skulls more skulls. more (something) tat. how the hours must fly by. alas poor sherlock, i knew him well.

[betajoovey]

@caramelsangel When he walks into their flat, he says "God, look at the wallpaper."

[caramelsangel]

@betajoovey thank you so much! he just said it so fast, it blurred my mind =)

[mousetrapmouse]

@caramelsangel After "hello", It's "God, look at the wallpaper".

[PrettyinPlum]

@caramelsangel The first bit you missed is "God, look at the wallpaper" :D I couldn't catch the other bit, I think he finishes with "touch", but he slurs a lot. Thank you!

[ohkathleenhello]

@caramelsangel i think the missing line is 'market stall tat'!

[caramelsangel]

@ohkathleenhello excellent, thank you =D

[sailorgallifrey]

@caramelsangel After the bit about Mrs. Hudson, he says "look at the wallpaper".