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  • vagina sucks as much as dirty dicks!

  • Ew! Ew! Ew! If I ever do that, not fucking way is my man going anywhere- just... ew! And if he expects me to... ew! FUCK NO!

  • can I get 1 of those I eat pussy awards

  • You don't actually eat it like you think, it's mostly the tip of the guys tongue playing with the clit. Not much anything else. And you're crazy if you think the cock tastes good! That shit stinks and tastes bad!!

  • Not very impressed with this vid, like alot of your others though.

  • dont judge something u have never tried !!!

  • you are a misogynist! this isnt the first time you have made these kinds of comments about the female body. you don't like vagina,fine we get it.you give gays a bad name. your actually spreading hate, Chris. it's not funny.

  • hahaha so funny, but not as funny as all the sad asshole losers leaving the hate comments on here.......it's called a sense of humour people.....get one!

  • @coolenaam no it isn't funny at all,..just ignorant!

  • @coolenaam onley a gay misogynist would find any humor in this stupid shit.

  • its called comedy and acting. calm down yall

  • @Keirosuke it's called misogyny! it's a form of hate!

  • he makes videos still cuz he thinks he famous off his britney spears video. now he thinks his opinion matters to the rest of the world.

  • Pussy taste good not like unwiped asshole

  • Pussy actually taste good unlike unwiped ass hole dumb fuking fag soo ummwhat king of taste bugs is that??? Hmmm fukin dumb bitch u wanna talk about straights but yet bitches like u complain that we talk to much shit about u fking retard

  • i cant understand why ur so girl wanna be!

  • He really destroys the gay rights movement

  • You're a horrible person. NEVER IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS DO YOU EVER, EVER INSULT US GIRLS. I WILL FUCKING HURT YOU. I'm guessing you fell in love with a straight guy but you can't except the fact that he appreciates beautiful women. So you're bitter. Fuck you. Lost a fan, bitch.

  • @LaLaDangerField tell it like it is sista! I'll help you kick his ass!

  • I'm gay and Í think you really are a shame for all the gays out there.... including me. How do you want people to respect you, when you don't respect them?

  • it smells as bad as yours when you haven't wash it. When it's clean it doesn't smells..just like your penis, nobody enjoys it when it smells like hell (for both sexs)

  • How could you suck dick? What kind of tastebuds do you got?

  • @myssissippy the gay kind

  • At the next gay pride rally, someone wear a shirt that says, "What kinda taste buds is that?" As the dykes on bikes go by.

  • You don't always have to like the taste, but if it gives pleasure to the other person, it's worth it, that's my opinion

  • It's stereotypical to think that all gay men lick ass holes. To all the haters out there, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO CHOOSE TO WATCH THESE VIDEOS! You're so stupid. Chris is more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get. Now stop hating and worry about your damn selves.

  • @thereaperscaptain if he pisses you off so much then why the hell are you even bothering to watch and comment on his video?!?!?

  • @ringosan8035 because i used to enjoy the work he did, enough is enough already

  • This coming from the bloke who sucks cocks and licks butts?

  • im bi an i love pussy the ones that r nasty are the ones that dont know how to clean it if it aint clean between im not going there

  • omg you are so funny love it

  • If no one was straight then the human race would parish

  • why cant this guy go jump off a bridge and just end his life he pisses me off so bad  please just die you'd be doing the world a favor.

  • LUAN LEGACY IS WAY MORE FUNNY AND HE HOMO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT BUT HE DON GOT ANYTHING AGAINST ANY SEX OR RACE

  • YOU of all people want to be a girl but yet wanna say that shit about girls? News flash guys like it

  • Is this a joke. If not all his videos prove that he is the gayest boy/woman in the world (he will never be a man). What does he mean how can guys be straight. That is the dumbest question I have ever heard. Why do u like penis you gay tran?

  • You don't want people to look down on you but you can stand to for something that is normal!

    Grow up man..

  • gay twat

  • What would you know cock sucker lol

  • .... personally I think people would taste gross, but you should ask the cannibals :P just to be sure... or maybe Mrs. Lovett

  • i've got a LOT more taste buds than anyone thinks ;D

  • Clean women have delicious vaginas and it's not for the taste dumbass, it is to satisfy your partner.

  • @menkejo yeah thats right and im a woumen

  • You take a dick UP THE ASS, SWALLOW THE CUM, and LICK THE ASS HOLE. You're licking SHIT, POOP, FECES THAT GIVES DISEASES. You are a disgrace to the human race. Prepare to burn in hell after god is done with you.

  • @OpticFalcon Uhm, first sentence yeah that makes sense. Second and third is over the top. Being religious, i think thats anti-religious.

  • Pussy tastes gooooood

  • How do you swallow another dude cum and lick their ass...

  • I fucking just wanna punch it in the face everytime it says "what kinda taste buds is that? *pluk*"

    "what kind of fucking species are u?*pluuuukK*"

  • @myroguepwns

    AGREE!

  • so ud rather lick and put your dick where another man shits?? pussy will taste and smell like tuna if shes fucking a dirty whore who never cleans.. but a hot ass girl who has good hygeine, like most girls do, will taste and feel amazing.. ok yeah ur gay w/e theres a lot of them and im not gonna judge u on that, but u are honestly one fucked up individual

  • you are more retarded then a corn flick. So your mother isn't a woman? and who would accuse you a being straight... you're as gay as fuck.

  • He's not saying VAGINAS are gross

    He's saying EATING A VAGINA OUT IS GROSS

    oh my god seriously if women were offended by this calm the fuck down I'm a woman and I thought it was funny and true because I don't think iiii could ever eat a girl out either but whatever hahaha thats why we have our guys

  • @weliketheparty wow! you dont see this as misogynist at all?

    I didnt think it was funny. I think everything about us women is beautifull and should be respected. you dont have to eat pussy to stand up to this kind of ignorance. im sorry you feel; the waY you do,

  • How dare you talk bout us like that.! At least we got we anit gottah try soo hard to be a women.! You must think youre better than women or sumthing.! I have nothing against gay ppl but you think you are better than women nd thats not right at all.! I would call you a fag nd other names but im too mature for that.! Hunny dnt compare yourself to a women cuz yu will never win.!!!:)

  • But....yu wanna be a woman? I used to love your videos before this one.. How dare you try to talk bout us real girls like that. I bet if you had a choice you would want one too hunny:) ughh lolss

  • You can't understand that...

    ...but you understand a dick in your ass and mouth.

    Good job, faggot.

  • your riduculas man, seriously!

  • You're annoying as fuck. How can you talk about women like thay, is your mother not a woman?

  • @AmandeepS85 oh he talks about her too-he said he came out of her vagina holding his nose. how fucked up is that?

  • I almost peed my pants laughing at this video.

    Getting offended by a comedian is a little silly.

  • You're a hateful, disrespectful human being. I honestly hope you either wise up tremendously or die soon, you are a disgrace to modern day culture.

  • i honestly dont think this video is against women, im bi, and a woman, and i dont see why someone would want to lick my unmentionalbles... i wouldnt want someone else's in my mouth...

  • @thelonejellicle it is a matter of preference,..but don't put down on the anatomy!

  • Lol, although I'm bisexual, I agree...I'm even weird about that & this video was funny to me.

  • Couchy is like a catfish ! haa love it !

  • @twinklestar981 vagina is not like a catfish ignorant jackass! maybe you and criss should hook up.

  • So you're gay, and demand tolerance from everyone else toward your sexual preference but you are somehow intolerant of others' sexual preference? This makes no sense. Also, it's "What kind of taste buds ARE THOSE" not "is that." XD

  • @flikswizzle exactley! well stated.

  • you look like the joker from batman

  • a bit rude!

  • stfu

    

  • chill out kiddies! he's a comedian!

  • chris u r a complete prick!!!!!!!! im a straight guy, and i love WOMEN, if womenand man dont mix then u would never of been born. so shut ur face u stupid fool.

  • omg i laugh so hard everytime i see ur videos...

  • the kind that dont like other guys dicks dumbass

  • @FullerAbyss LOL!

  • Actually Christopher people have oral sex nomatter what their gender they do it to please their partner they do it during intimate moments if your naturally attracted to a women first of all if you stick your penis in her why not your mouth? You should be more concerned about what touches your genitals than your mouth...

  • I can say i dont understand gay people either... it just blows my mind it really does but that doesnt mean i dont have a few gay friends, i like them for who they are but i dont like what they do, like liking the same sex.. sorry :/ but chris i dont understand how people can give blow jobs, or getting it up the ass... but whatever floats your boat i guess

  • what kind of taste buds is that, what kinda taste buds do u got? aajjajajajajaj love ya

  • Im a lesbian, I absolutley love cooch.

    I think that this is kinda hypocritical coming from someone like you...

  • @xxRazzamatazz i agree!

  • @MsRedSpade

    Honestly. He makes me so mad with this. You see his videos, where he dresses up like a girl in his "pretty pretty Princess moment", as mentioned from one of his videos, and then he disses the MAIN part of the female anatomy. This video is full out judgement. Like, he takes it up the ass. WHAT KINDA OF MAN ARE YOU? WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DO YOU GOT?

  • @xxRazzamatazz amen! It really is spreading hate and he appears to me to be a total hypocrite!

  • IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR MAMA YOU WOULDNT BE HERE SO THANK THE WORLD FOR COOCHIES BITCH.

  • Dude stfu… you talk about having rights and respect and not being discriminated against and yet you talk down on women just because they are women…. Its like talking down someone purely based on their sexuality. You’re are an idiot!!

  • Ur gay...u dont like cooch...get over it.

  • some of these comments... are gross.. and mean.... they should even be alowed on youtube... T.T

  • Crocker---SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

  • he thinks hes black s

  • lol shit im that kinda girl that likes the taste. i have my boyfriend fuck me good and make me cum then i sux on his dick right after cuz it taste so GOOOD!!

  • i dont under stand gay people either........gays are not right okay chrs?were sopposed to have people in this planet..if people were gay whenearth started than we or you woukld NOT be here so gay people r WEIRD

  • your ugly.... :P

    and i'm a lesbian! so FUVK YOU! i love gay men! so much! there my BFF's! but you just pissed on the gay pride! bitch.... you have NO pride! i think gays, bis, and strights are ALL fine! people are who they are!

  • you should try it sometime and find out for urself!

  • ... u must be hearing that from all ur gay fuckers who cant get any good pussy... cause let me tell you i aint had no complaints... you just got to get them clean laidies.... i dont know who ur friends be fuckn with.

  • That was hilarious! One of your best!

  • @NicoleGoode327 you really don't have a problem with him dissing your body like that? he is saying that all vagina stinks and tastes bad, i used to enjoy his videos too,...but this is wrong!

  • so ud rather eat shit from assholes? whatkind of taste buds is THAT?!

  • okay then.. First of all, you wanna be a woman, yet you talk about us like that? Second, isn't that AS disgusting as giving one another blowjobs? and thirdly, you don't understand straight people, but what are lesbians to do? do you accuse them (us) like straight people for "eating cooch"? You should probably reconsider your stance on this issue... girl please!

  • no offense, if you really feel that way then why do you act like a girl then? that's what i don't get. you talk so much shit about us females but you act like us all the damn time. Don't blame us cause your dick is small and you can't get no pussy, obviously. Like I said, no offense.

  • @MsGettingPlayed u just said the most offensive thing to him, and ur tellin him not to get offended how the fuck do u expect anyone to do that?! thats like me saying ur a slutty senseless bitch and telling u not to be offended...i emphasise on the 'like'

  • LOL LOSER

  • people are straight to make babies...moron..

  • If you want female support you should try to be a little respectful. Like you said behind every woman is a gay man well behind every gay man is a bunch of women willing to defend him but when you say things like that...well you don't come off as very educated.

  • ok im pan. i like the cooch and it dont smell that bad i dont smell and none of my ex gfs tasted like fish so idk who told you it smelled that bad but they must have had a hooker because most women stay clean well the ones im with are

  • Gay men's best friends are females! So I think Chris Crocker is trying to embarrass gay people!

  • he wouldnt be saying that if he had a vagina what a FAG!!!

  • How can you lick ass holes ? What kind of taste buds do you have ?

  • @MsLauraLithium It tastes good, actually. Have you tried?

  • @MsLauraLithium Lol! Well said XD

  • @MsLauraLithium  FIRST OF ALL NOT A GAY GUYS DO DAT!!!!!!!!!!! SECOND EVEN STR*8 GUYS DO IT

  • because it's fuckin delicious.

  • so dicks are mad nasty too so wat the hell are u to say shit ur the one tryin to be a girl so you make no sense.

  • im straight but you cant feed pussy to me, know why? i don't eat anything that bleeds for weeks and don't die

  • well a real guy would rather smell the fish than hump their own kind lol

  • hey uh FUCK YOU

  • Most girl's in today's society... Wash Themselves

  • soooooo ur pretty much sayin theres no use n hot chicks???

  • It's not really good to take down EVERY female...

  • So what is sucking dick like to you?? Do you honestly think that sucking dick or licking ass hole is much better and different than licking cooch??

  • i cant understand why you are wearing LIPSTICK!

  • he may luk like an idiot and talk like an idiot but dun let that fool you..cuzz he really is an idiot...

  • My boyfriend loves to eat pussy. And the only way a females pussy stinks is if she doesn't bathe herself.

    I myself dont like to eat pussy maybe because im not gay

    but really my boyfriend is a freak (I kinda like it lol)

    but really even if i dont feel like gettin my cooch ate he begs me to let him

    I guess cause he knows it gets me in the mood for more

    But he says it taste like strawberries (maybe cause i bathe myself daily)

    lol =P

  • @marryjanne420 Not to be rude, but nobody really cares to hear that...

  • @blondeballinbabe Not to be rude, but i dont give a fuck .=]

  • @marryjanne420 You probably just grossed Chris the fuck out. Me too, actually. You sick fuck, talking about your own v. Are you a whore?? (:

  • @AngelPhantasie I've been with the same guy for 3 years. I'm sorry that i'm comfortable talking about sex. Just because i love sex doesn't make me a whore. I only have sex with 1 man. My Vagina My Vagina My Va jay jay. lmao Go watch your G rated movies and quit watch mature clips on pussy and you wont have to read comments about it

  • @marryjanne420 I've been with my man for three years as well, four this July. ^_^ Oh btw, hugs not drugs (:

  • @AngelPhantasie seriously?

  • @marryjanne420 thats the kind of man for me! your a lucky gal!

  • I don't understand how eating out a pussy is so nasty but taking a dick up your ass is perfectly acceptable.

  • somehow i dont think gagging on big cock until to get a gaint load in your eye is any better...

    and good pussy is sweet, salty tastyness. you just dont know what you are missing

  • you soo fuking ugly

  • listen u fuckin fagit i better not find out ur still alive cuz if u are i will kill u with my own hands

  • Just SHUT THE FUCK UP, CHRIS. THERE YOU GO AGAIN, REINFORCING GAY HATRED.

  • wtffffff dude stfu seriously don't judge others if u dont want to b judged ur gay ok w/e don't go around acting shocked about how streaght man like girls it's actuallly ment to b like that n fyi not all guys eat cooch.......I kno u dont consider urself a guy but no matter how hard u try the fact is ur a guy cant do shit about that juss cuz u make urself "look" like a girl dnt mean u r one .... u like r by far the weirdest person eva

  • wait, so do you hate lesbians? because you know, they're gay too?

  • why do you make such weird facial expressions

  • I like some gays BUT I HATE U HUNNY!!  I CAN"T UNDERSTAND BUT FUCKING AND WAT KIND OF TASTE BUDS DO U HAVE I MEAN U SUCK A COCK WITH HAIR AND SHIT ~COLD CHILLS~

  • hahahahahahahah....

  • whats with the mouth? ...

  • ha i cant even understand eating a fish

  • O o;

    You model yourself on the female form..

    Don't insult women's vajayjay's man.

    Strange contradicting fool.

  • I dont get GAY ppl.... you like man but you wanna look like a woman!?!?!?! WTF its not even gay... its like male lesbo...

  • It's not all the gays that are like this, if you were gay you would see that.. some feel like woman and they can relate to woman others wanna be manly ass body builders. but we're gay so hey gurl hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • So how bout real manly gays? Do they like gays like Chris who look like a woman.... If yes why don't u just fuck a girl then?!?!?! It's pretty much a same thing... Lol if u like girly look why would u make a man look like a woman if u can just have a woman???? Gays r confusing!!!

  • some of them like to feel powerful and dominative, they like to feel like the OWN their gay partner. But believe it or not, Chris crocker is actually a top .. so he's the man in bed. And its not about what gays like its what your attracted to, you dont like woman at all so you wouldnt wanna fuck them. I guess girlie gays are they way they are cause they relate / feel to woman a lot.

  • you guys can dis on chris but dont dis all gays. were not tht bad xD

  • Maybe they deserve to taste it--they don't have to maintain it xD

  • go eat a sausage! fucker you do don't deserve to be popular! you should be lying in the gutter pissing yourself in your pants and crying like the little bitch you are!

  • LOL ; so is sucking dick any better?

  • sucking dick is divine, eating pussy is gross. you got mucus and blood and puss coming out of there and dick is just skin and beauty. (except for the peeing)

  • okay well not all girls are like that, please don't stereotype all girls when it's not true. most girls dont smell, and some guys smell. im a huge fan of you, just please dont stereotype. :)

  • Chris I'm a fan of yours, and yes some cooch is unkempt and disgusting, but do not speak for every woman... And aren't you a transgender anyway? Why would you talk about woman like this, and stereotype every woman with such a horrible label when you're posing as one? Posing, for lack of a better word. Perhaps being? Either way, I've lost some respect for you. You kind of went against your own beliefs here. Still a fan, Chris. But have some respect for the hygenic women out there.

  • look chris yes it's called a cat but trust me when i say it doesnt taste anything like fish and whoever told you that it smelled like fish shouldn't have ate that cat because it had gone bad. Listen to plies smell like water taste like sugar... lol love ya

  • so true (Y)

  • well you tell us what cum fill shitty assholes taste like fag boy

  • better taste buds than u u fukin sketty sheman manhore now fuk off u manslut bitch

  • How can you judge if you havent tried?

  • bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. his mouth probably smells like a rat in a fish's ass. not because of the cock, because of the garbage constantly pouring from it.

  • your so gay croker!!

  • okey a gay man who looks like a women thinks woman are repulsiv!

    okey interesting, realy interesting !

  • some girls smell... some guys smell..... but nothing more repulsive TO ME.. than a man pretending being better than a woman.. thats retarded...

  • I myself dont understand how anyone can be gay either, but damn it I dont understand how you think that its okay to be down talking females, if you really want to have respect and be accepted as a gay man, and a transgender female, than you should start thinking about the things that you say about women! you dont gain any respect by saying the things in this video!

  • @hopelynne you are right. totally right. i dnt really understand about guys being straight but i know y girls are. lolz

  • Okay Chris you want to be a woman right? Then why in the hell would you be talking the female race down like that? That doesnt make a damn bit of sence! You want to be a woman but you talk about women like that, Honestly I dont understand how anyone could give men blow jobs but I dont down talk the male race! If you want to be a female try respecting the gender! Try understanding us, because honestly your being VERY double standard here! Not cool Chris.

  • @hopelynne This is the comedic chris crocker. These aren't his real views on life, you need a sense of humor and to stop writing these "I'm offended" comments that old people write. When I see Family Guy making racist jokes I know it's in good fun so I don't give a shit :D same with chris.

  • ok bearmsw good luck getting a woman with u crazy homicidal ass, but yes chris that wasn't very nice to talk abt us girl's junk like that. kinda gross

  • listen 'dude' ( or dudette) your cool but you alwaiis go on bout straits not respecting gays but then you go nd speak shit like this??? wtf?

  • I dont get it. Like you say you're a woman, and then you clown on actualy biological women...weird o.0

  • ANYWAYZ I WOULDNT B TALKING CHRIS SERIOUZLY POR KE PANOCHA ES UN NINAS PRIVATE JUST LIKE A GUYZ AND REALLY sucking a dick is almost the same not that i have ever tried it but just because u have a dick and u like dick dont mean shit 2 me!!

  • a transvestite can shave but there's always that 5 oclock shadow on the face that brings out the trucker look in a man.

  • but shit come out of a butthole and some gay dudes will eat that out.

    I mean I'm a girl...and I think pussy's gross too and I don't understand that....but I don't think sucking dick is any better than eating out a girl.