THE BEST POLITICAL AD EVER http://tinyurl.com/27o67s6

[faildashboat]

what a jerk off

[ThaddeusRobe]

E-coli outbreak? Don't worry, this ignorant hick will get his Winchester and shoot all them pesky foreigner germs outta the farms of 'Bama. Yeee haaaaww!

[MrStupidHead]

Yeah. this is in Alabama. Ranked in the bottom 3-4 of states in education. Shows, don't it? I don't think they really should worry about illegals. Make the state overall smarter?

Here's a politician with a gun! That is always a good sign.... I want all my AGRICULTURE COMMISSIONERS to have a rifle and be willing to kick some ass.

This must be Boss Hogg's younger brother.

Really, it is otherwise a beautiful state. Honest.

[bkinneycs]

LOL out of no where comes a gun, this guy is awesome

[MattRebel25]

hahaha

[PooPooGamer]

Really?

[TheChainsOFMisery]

i didnt know they had cameras that record in HD widescreen and color back in 1928...how the hell did he do it?

[AllisonTL]

I LOVE THIS !!!!! he is amazing. :]

[bundangbear]

I wonder how many Vietnamese he has raped and murdered!

[Jackalofdeath]

@bundangbear i bet you would have ran and hid like a pussy the moment you were drafted

[bundangbear]

@Jackalofdeath Of course I would not fight a senseless war for the ruling elite who use you and I as cannon, fodder. Sir, I am not your enemy, the American war machine is, and it will eventually turn upon all us citizens. Luckily, I live in Asia! And I've been to Vietnam and spent a lot of money there as a tourist, which is entirely legal, and I LOVED IT!

[aton1002]

he;s right and we should vote him in office.

[nexusmaxis]

this guy really loves the jump cut

[1AUsomeguy]

LOL! I thought this was a SNL skit at first! I can totally see your typical Alabamian just swooning over this guys whole John Wayne routine.

[xlaurenstephens]

dude is kickin ass and takin names, not prisoners!

[WhimsicalQuandary]

That's one proud Imperialist baby killer.

[Ramshobraja]

Illegal immigrants speak better english than him.

[threephasewolf]

uhm... and the shotgun is for... getting agriculture stuff done? to kill half-dead roadkill?

[Utreadnotonme]

Don't know a rifle from a shotgun, do ya?

And it's for cleaning up the state capitol!

[LibertyHaven]

Sounds like a straight-talking guy. However -- have they stopped teaching cops and marines to keep their booger hooks off the bang switch until their sights are on target and they're ready to destroy whatever the gun is pointed at?

[iconoclastKM]

@LibertyHaven

Love that comment. Must have known the thing was empty...  but, I hear ya; does sound like a straight shoo... er uh, talkin' fella.

I'll vote for him.

[WesSeid]

lol at the "redneck" comments. Yeah, I hate when "rednecks" are straight-shooters and tell it like it is and maybe bring some honesty to government.

[GulfstreamPilot]

THIS is what America needs again!

[bigger290]

Well I do declare

[manwithnoname123]

Ha ha ha- this is one of those cases where even a takeoff couldn't be funnier than the original thing. what a stupid redneck. oh yeah, loved the gun as a prop, too!

[cultclassicthumbsup]

0:49

[BigWaveDav1]

He lost......

[HeartsBlast]

Yet another reason I hate living in Alabama.

[whitetailhunta]

he lost big! lmao!

[matchbox555]

JESUS CHRIST AMERICANS ARE DUMBER THAN COW SHIT

[SeeGabeGo]

@matchbox555 these are southerners. really different from the rest of america. we dont think like this redneck

[strongbadmanofme]

@matchbox555 lol no

[RathsRuin]

omg, laughing..so..hard. so full of win

[newyorkcat]

Brilliant!!!

[coldfarted]

They should hire him in AZ to shoot illegals.

[xlaurenstephens]

@coldfarted roflmao!

[AKLEADED]

This is the most REDICULOUS thing I have ever seen. I had to verify if it was even a legitimate Ad. This guy claims to be in touch with "Generation X er's" I am a product of how We survived Generation X. I want a 1 on one with this guy. Unbelievable.

[steve062989]

hes got my vote...

[adamcubed]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AKLEADED]

@adamcubed  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[SplatterGecko]

Christ, what a put on. Rednecks are so easy to manipulate with this kind of chauvinistic crap. It's like someone can stand by a horse and put on a cowboy hat and your bullshit detector just goes completely out the window. What he should have said was, " Vote republican, that way we can just keep on fucking you idiots... and everyone else too, for that matter".

[AKLEADED]

@SplatterGecko Finally....THANK YOU!

[coldfarted]

@SplatterGecko Don't worry the Dems are in charge now and I think they are doing an even better job of fucking us.

[captainkellyskitchen]

is this for real?

[AKLEADED]

@captainkellyskitchen My thoughts exactly!

[johnusmc6]

Semper Fi Dale.....Semper Fi

[AKLEADED]

@johnusmc6 Yeah right...Whatever

[AKLEADED]

@johnusmc6 Easily Brainwashed....No Mental or Physical Fortitude. Rely on this guy to think for you and have your Semper Fi Back in a Redneck Brawl cause you would need it.

[the6thmonkey]

I was like, this guys seems like he's all tal-- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GUN!!!? DUDE CALM DOWN I'LL VOTE FOR YOU!! JUST DONT SHOOT ME!

[GlennMagusHarvey]

8.8/10 BIG JOHN WAS BETTER

[whitneyloo04]

Wow I don't even live in Alabama and he's got my vote!! If he doesn't win there maybe he should come to TEXAS!

[HeyTrud]

I would vote for this Marine, Sherri in a heart Beat! I'm married and want to meet him!

[niallio77]

Lynyrd Skynyrd come from here right? what the hell happened!? They were cool.

[thehopping1]

Get your finger off the trigger

[FireCaptE9]

Outstanding ! Wish I could vote in 'Bama !

[dpeterson541]

If you would like to contribute to my uncle Dale's campaign and rid the world of all liberal scum, please send a check for $59 and I will personally ensure that the NRA and Rand Paul get the majority of your freedom dollars. In a world of uncertanty, automatic weapons lead the way.

Betcha' didn't know that!

[valmorgan]

Damn, hope this guy teams up with the tea party and Rand Paul ! FTW!

[jdchoas]

I hope he wins

[Killericon]

And WHY?!?

[ennazs]

AWESOME! We need more of what this guy has...all over the country! Stand up AMERICA!

[MrLostStar]

Damn. I want to move to Alabama just so I can vote for this guy. When is the election?

[Cassandrea007]

HE HAS MY VOTE!!..I just LOVE this man!!..Woohoo

[WileeC]

Damn, I live in Florida and I want to vote for him.

[HeyTrud]

@WileeC ...And I am married and want to have dinner with him too! My kinda man

[AKLEADED]

@WileeC Typical from a Floridian,

[Mommaddd1]

It's nice to see someone running for office that doesn't act like a sissy.

[penderluis]

@Mommaddd1

Yeah. He'd be a hit at a gay bar, if he wasn't so old.

[iversonmatthew]

They terk ur jerbs!!

[jakephoebe1]

A good first impression.

[whitetailhunta]

cowboys use facebook??? thats awesome.

[soz99dvg]

The cause might be good but that ad would put me off! They should at least try to make him appear more intelligent...

[joeu20]

awsome...  Bama, real men are still around

[nycistanbul]

His outfit will sure be a hit this helloween.

[digitalbrushfire]

I would take him VERY seriously. Might shoot your ass one day. You can tell from the way he says "bet you didn't know that he means business". He has probably don more in a month than you have you whole life.

[HeyTrud]

@digitalbrushfire I take him very, VERY seriously and he can run for President of the great United States of America right now and he'd win! lmao

[whitetailhunta]

lmao, off that list of jobs he forgot to add

a racist.

a klansmen

and a asshole!

[HeyTrud]

@whitetailhunta ...awe you must be on the down/low with the rest of the Obama clan lmao at this GAY BOY!

[whitetailhunta]

ol' fake ass cowboy.... all my redneck friends calls this dude's bluff. look at that weapon.. its brand new, and that horse looks scared as hell.

[mj13802]

I'd vote for this guy for President.

[HeyTrud]

@mj13802 so would I and at least 10 million white gals! young and old alike! Yahoo!

[lmeister3]

...and WHY?!?

[HeyTrud]

@lmeister3 he is ALL MAN, not a sissy face like most gay men and thieves in suits bent on Greed and destruction of my United States of America. His horse, his gun, he is the Marlboro man re-incarnated without lung cancer! He is the kinda man that opens doors for a woman, MAKES loves like a real man, loves animals, pets, women and men that work for a living and take their rights VERY SERIOUSLY! He's a REAL MAN ooh-ooh

[FORDLUVER520]

Im voting him for President... F the BS... give us our firearms, our land, our jobs.. our AMERICA back... cuz we all deserve the dream... and that dream belongs to AMERICANS...

[XpressForumsClick]

@FORDLUVER520 you FAIL.

[JoyGrenade]

Just what we need: Walker, Alabama Ag Commissioner.

[bushinsappony]

We need more people like this running for office! I don't even have anything to do with Alabama but this guy is the man! Semper Fi Brother!

[ObdurateJayhawker]

He's got passion without pretentiousness. We need more public officials like Dale Peterson. Hell yeah!

[squeege421]

SCUM..........BAG!!!!!

[oliebaba]

dumb hick, i wish the south will rise again just so the north teaches them another lesson.

[RoidinRichie]

@oliebaba bahahahaha look at all the liberal pussies talking shit about him behind their keyboard, so typical

[karsainer]

@RoidinRichie  You are not even vaguely aware that he's talking about republicans right? This is for the primary against a republican. Go back to 4th grade civics homo

[RoidinRichie]

@karsainer are you completely fucking stupid or can you not read?

[shakenbaker04]

Did George Bush write his script?

[lees200222]

Vote for Dale. He's the man.

[blake2112]

Fuck. Yeah.

[joeu20]

Damn .. Roll Tide I say

[XpressForumsClick]

He's gonna fuck that horse right after the cameras are off.

[MrPOROMENOS]

@XpressForumsClick he is gonna fuck us right after we vote him

[planetvend]

DALE PETERSON FOR PRESIDENT!! This guy needs to come to North Carolina, we have politicians that live on their knees and we are sick of it..

[quenuca]

@planetvend

On their knees hey? Mark Sanford? Or is that the other Carolina?

[XpressForumsClick]

@quenuca FTW. Except you're thinking of Larry Craig Idaho.

[AdamsReagan]

BEST POLITICAL ADD EVER!!!!

[inlovewithjr]

LOVE IT! A Real MAN--how rare and wonderful!

[Wareagle5693]

@cybermiguelo making fun of the southern dialect?

[cybermiguelo]

@Wareagle5693 hahaha..yeah. what's the problem with that? my native tongue (chilean spanish) isn't very understandable either and still make fun of it. LOL.

Anyway, there are only few politicians that actually pronounce well their native language. And that's not just a USA issue, but a worldwide one. And even fewer are the ones that can actually speak well 2 or more languages.

[RememberSoCal]

@cybermiguelo it's called an accent dipshit.

[Yereviltwin2]

See that liberals? That is what a man looks like. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

[huckathome]

On all these sites, his staff is reviewing all comments and blocking all that are negative. What a poser!

[XpressForumsClick]

So, when does he talk about actual issues?

Or does he just attack others when he has nothing new to bring to the conversation?

[RememberSoCal]

@XpressForumsClick maybe this is an actual issue? im from california and i can relate to this guy. i have to know spanish to get around, and im sick of these gangs, snobby illegals who think they own the place, and the drugs they bring with em. to call me a racist because of that is extremely stupid btw. hes the one being attacked, dumbass

[XpressForumsClick]

@RememberSoCal I grew up in california, too. My point is, he doesnt address any issues. "Issues" implies tangible solutions and a realistic view of the problem, not just anger, hyperbole, and attacking your opponent, which is all this guy has to offer in this ad. Typical politician.

[hardhorserider1122]

FYI I NO THAT HORSE ANND SEE HM EVERYDAY

[elmadriz]

oooo what a missed opportunity... it should have been a pump action shot gun, and right at the end he should have said "I'm dale fckng (chak chak) Peterson...... that would have been bad ass.

[SupermansDaughter]

BAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I live in AL!! I like the cut of his gib, doggonnit!! He's got MY vote!!

[haterdrinkinhaterade]

amazing

[immasnowcone]

I want to live in Alabama to vote for this man.

Wait it's bible belt. Fuck that noise. He's still a cool guy though.

[tpaladino]

Fuck ag commissioner, he should be president of the fucking universe.

[jpmorgan187]

@tpaladino

lol!

[jcarter29072]

@tpaladino y u gotta cuss like that?

[jwka2001]

@tpaladino fuck president, they have terms,, make him KING. Only his seeds should run the universe.

[FlamedNightmare]

I live in Alabama, but I have never seen this.

[KidKobun]

Holy hell, I just LOL'd...hard. Yeah, I'll be out back pumping water from the well. Holler if you need me.

[zantoyan]

holy cow this is awesome

[Misenhimer3]

hahahahaha ohhhhh shiiittt

[blahman123x]

hi /b/

[TheScienceFoundation]

He was a marine, I wonder if he served with EBM

[RayneHollow532]

Dude...That guy....IS AWSOME.