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  • BRING BACK STURM IN ADVANCE WARS 5!!

    They could easily write in that he started the Meteor Strike that Stolos investigated...

  • He looks like a combination of M. Bison and Darth Vader.

    Probably the best combo I've ever heard of.

  • His theme just screams "I am going to kick your ass!"

  • Also, I'd give a shoutout to Mr. Yamamoto from Super Famicom Wars. Maybe not the most overpowered CO, but definitely the original.

  • Sturm's probably more overpowered than Caulder/Stolos, but COs in Days of Ruin were handled differently in that game. You could fight Sturm with some seriously broken shit, while you had to fight fair against a decidedly unfair bastard in Caulder.

  • EXTENDED THEME PLIX 8D

  • I miss the variety and awesomeness of Sturm in Dual Strike... He was just wicked unique. Annoyingly opposite to this, in dual strike Jugger and Koal are identical in description and CO powers to Flak and Adder respectively. Von bolt is ok, but nothing compared to the majesty of a meteor crushing the enemy tanks.

  • Sturm and Von Bolt's power stars (Super Power) are the same....but the Super Power of the 2 are different. Ex Machina vs. Meteor Strike! Who will win?

  • @MrAaron542 Both are devasting, good vs

  • Darth Hitler!

  • Sturm's got a front mount intercooler for his breathing mask

  • When I played advance wars as a wee lad and heard this, I knew I was in for a buttfuckin'

  • @SubvertInvertAvert First time I fought Sturm, as soon as this theme came on, chills were sent through my spine. Now, I'm a much stronger CO, and have bested Sturm, no matter how grim the odds.

  • Sucks you can't aim the meteor ):

  • Could Sturm be... ... .. . a secret Roboter.... .. . . ... made my .. NELL??? ò.Ó

    Listen very closely to Nells Theme and then to Sturms Theme.

  • If they make a new Advance Wars they should make it that Sturm didnt actually die and that he tries to invade another continent

  • Does anyone else think this is one of the most upbeat themes for a villian ever? Imagine if this was Death Vaders theme in StarWars

  • EPIC. WIN. Enougth said.

  • Sturm your theme is awesome and what not, But im glad i can say i beat you, that said you and your fucking death lazer can go to hell -____-

  • hawke > sturrm

  • how did strum die again I forgot...please reply if you know

  • @asafuller Warning, spoilers ahead for others who read.

    In the end of Advance Wars 2, with Sturm's missile platform mortally damaged, and unable to launch a missile to destroy Wars World, he decides he has nothing left to lose, and prepares to self destruct the missile platform, killing himself and all the other Macro Land COs. However, Hawke then shows up, tells Sturm it's time for him to go, and then uses Black Storm to kill him. Hawke then takes the other Black Hole COs and leaves.

  • @justjoyas yes i mean come on

    you fight Sturm with 3 CO s and you have still problems with him

    his troops are strong as grits remote units

    and a little weaker as Kanbeis Untis but normal price

    and the Special Power is truly unfair

    but in all that case i like Sturm <3 xDD

  • @AxelDarkHero2 Thing about Kanbei, is that if you were to compare AW2 Sturm vs. AW or AWDS Kanbei, they'd be the same. AW2 is the only game to have Kanbei at 130%/130%, otherwise, it's 120%/120%.

  • This is the one guy you don't fuck with!

  • +_o

  • While his power builds slowly, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT IN THE FINAL BATTLES! You have to take out so many of his units so it feels like he's always dropping those damn meteors o_o

  • Sturm >>>>>>> Von Bolt

  • meteor strike

    CO's aw great

    *rage quit

  • METEOR STRIKE!!!

    Every other CO's on map: Awheeee F***

    LOL

  • This always puts me in a conquering mood.

  • Sometimes I try to recreate Sturm's unpenaltied movement by using the Prairie Dog (Plains Movement = 1) and Pathfinder (Woods Movement = 1) forces in Dual Strike, but I'm still not there with penalties over mountains, reefs, and rivers.

  • Man, I miss this guy. Why can't he come back? Dual Strike just doesn't really feel the same without him. And then...

    ...Days of Ruin replaced the old cast, causing it to become officially the WORST Advance Wars game ever created!

  • @PSISpecter That's up for debate. Competitively, it's considered the most balanced of the games. Story-wise, it feels a lot more in-depth, at least to me.

  • @leafbarrett Dude, you realize you're the same guy I'm chatting with on the Sensei's theme video, right?

    Anyway, I really don't like DoR because of the cast replacement. Plus, the happy, upbeat feeling being gone really kills me. People exaggerate how hard it can be to defeat people with the right tags in DS. I easily beat, in a match with even odds, Kanbei and Sonja tagged. They're really, really weak compared to what I usually hear about them. (And I only used my tag powers 1 time that match)

  • @PSISpecter Because war is a really upbeat thing, right?

    ...Nah actually I agree with you. My brother prefers the gritty realism of DoR but I prefer the upbeat style of the older ones too.

  • @MezaseMaster Yeah.

    Plus, I read that's there's so little single-player content. Infact, all the game has is:Campaign, VS. Mode, WFC Battles, Map editor, and that's pretty much about it, atleast of what I heard. Plus, I also hear that it's near impossible to find a battle online, anyway. Where's the others? Survival mode was great, combat mode was good for when you didn't feel like strategy, the War Room has been around forever and is a good way to add more replay value, AND WHERE IS THE SHOP?!

  • @PSISpecter Well, that is true, but that worked out for me because I only bought the game so I could play it Wi-Fi with my brother, so other than the campaign I actually didn't want any other content - and it was nice to have all the maps readily available. But I do agree it lacks in content compared to all the previous games.

  • @leafbarrett Most balanced, maybe. But Caulder as a playable CO completely eliminates any possibility of it actually being balanced.

  • I think that is bad to have an Asteroid Belt next to your planet...

  • -Man, where did he get ALL those meteors?

    -Voice from afar: Meteor Shop now open for bussiness!!!!

  • if only he was alive in AWDS then he'd kick ass with von bolt with an epic tap power XD

  • most badass character in that game

  • its a helghast

  • nice

  • Sturm...More like Mecha-Hitler

  • wastelander

  • Thumbs up if you be happy if they put in ANY of the CO's in the next super smash Bros game

  • What the hell is up with people and their "Thumbs up for Sturm and _____ in the next SSB game!" thing? I guess it's plausible, but we'd definitely see some other Nintendo characters before them.

  • Thumbs up if you want Sturm and Nell/Sami in the next Smash Bros game

  • This theme is great, but brings to me bad memories... auch, ouch, my troops...

  • andy + sturm for the next ssb?

  • I can't believe I actually managed to take down Sturm in The Final Battle in the first game. I had Grit, Andy, and Kanbei. Grit destroyed planes and copters with missiles, Kanbei fought back Sturm's line of tanks and infantries, and Andy stole away Sturm's cities to lower his funds. It was all an act of teamwork, and after 24 days, I FINALLY managed to reach and capture his HQ...

  • Thumbs up if you think sturm is the most overpowered CO in the ENTIRE series

  • @justjoyas Javier.

  • @justjoyas Don't remind me...I could never beat him, even on the normal campaign. 7 years after getting the game, I still can't do it.

  • @OldSkoolgamerz I beat him on the normal campaign after like 10 tries, I'm not brave enough to do the hard campaign.

  • @justjoyas AW1 Playable Sturm -20% damage and 4 damage Meteor Strike ftw?

  • @justjoyas You have obviously not played with Stolos yet. He's instant-win :/

  • @stooylen Free terrain movement is in my opinion more annoying and overpowered than 150% firepower and defense boost.

  • @justjoyas I do agree, but I give a close second to Caulder; his CO range is 3, which is pretty good size, and every unit inside gets +5 attack (Letting infantry kill recon), +5 defense (Letting infantry survive an A-Air attack), and gets repaired 5 at the beginning of his turn. So you'd have to take them down to 4 during your turn(With the +defense) just to get them down to 9 at the beginning of his when he attacks you (with the +attack) Only reason he isn't first: They didn't give him a power.

  • @justjoyas idk.....caulder war pretty fucking broken lol

  • my mask now has pipes yeah now a big ass

  • METEOR STRIKE!!! So awesome ^^

  • I learned to hate this song, because Sturm was so overpowered. 120/120 attack and defense with no movement penalties is bad enough. But then there's his power, which despite what the game or meter may say, builds very quickly, since you engage him so much.

  • @SIFAssassin That's always been it for both games he's been in. In the Final Battle in the first game, 3 CO's vs. Sturm, it fills around every 4 or so turns.

  • @PSISpecter

    I know. Drives me crazy...

  • @SIFAssassin The one time I beat him, I was paniced, I had Kanbei pushing Sturm's forces back, but Sturm's meteor strike was fully charged. So I had 9 infantries for Grit, who didn't really do anything until the end, and he actually attacked them instead. I was so happy that I didn't have to rebuild my front line...AGAIN.

  • @PSISpecter

    First time I beat it way back when, I had him backed up after getting nutsacked by his fucking power like 3 times. Started shouting maniacally and on the final shot said "HEAR MY NAME AND TREMBLE, FUCKER!!!!!" My mother asked me what the hell I was doing.

  • @Hiei2k7 Yikes. When I fought him, he put up a good fight that kinda caught me off guard. I pushed him back across the bridge after just day 8, but then I didn't manage to capture his HQ until day 24.

  • lmao i hated sturm...his power took so long to build..that when u knew when he was getting his special...u separated ur units..and u still lost about 50k in unit damage smh

  • HAIL STURM!

    SECOND ONLY TO EMPEROR PALPATINE!

  • His meteor strike was so annoying...

    Seriously...it makes you change the obvious strategy of grouping your armies together. My favorite strategy of "Overwhelming" the enemy gets screwed over.

  • Whenever I heard this, I was panicing about Sturm's next move to destroy me. Unfortunitely, he isn't as cool as I thought he was, as it would've been nice to have his master plan be more unpredictable than "Total World Conquest".

  • Me reading the story for Advance Wars: Days of Ruin: "Hmm, so a giant meteor shower ends up destroying the entire world.........THE WRATH OF ZOMBIE STURM HAS COME, MORTALS!!!"

  • That has to be Hitler or Osama bin laden future!!!

  • MEIN FÜHRER!:D

  • WIN to Sturm in SSB. They are making a new one for Wii U and advance wars was an assist trophy in brawl so... who knows...

  • @supertankerzambda Uh, I have a feeling if he appears, it would be an assist trophy, that would use Black Med Tanks and his Meteor Strike Move.

  • STURM'S name is easy to make fun of just call him SPERM

  • You never see Sturm's arms. That's because he never needs them.

  • Orange Star= America.

    Blue Moon = Canada.

    Green Earth = England.

    Yellow Comet = Japan.

    Black Hole = Nazi Germany.

  • @adamwestlapdog Bluemoon is Russia

  • @HexoFire And Green Earth = Nazi Germany. Think Black Hole was just sorta thought of...

  • sturm is hitler

  • @Sab2Intros If he was, we'd all be speaking german right now.

  • @goremand cmon sturm is german

    Sturm means storm its a german word

    and VON bolt is german too :D

    Black Hole= Nazi Germany

    green earth= normal germany

  • @mariosonicman1 not rly

  • Sturm is Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

  • I am strum

    No sperm

    NO sturm :D

  • FUCK VON BOLT.

    STURM IS SECOND ONLY TO EMPEROR PALPATINE!

  • I liked sturm from AW1 the most.....Stupid wanna-be Darth Vader and his meteor of death that haunted my childhood.

  • I never understood, is Sturm a human dressed in all that shit? or is he some kind of monster because in advance wars 1, his mask looks very unhuman, as do black holes infantry

  • @KrunkZzZ1771 SO THIS IS WHERE I HEARD THIS!

    You confused me for so long one what you meant. I kept looking at AW1 Black Hole Infantry, just to realize it's color-swapped Orange Star Infantry. But then when I started playing AW2, I finally got what you meant.

  • This kind of feels like a darker version of Nell's theme...I dunno why

  • @ApocDevTeam yeah i am from german and i play only with the black hole co xD

  • sturms theme=boner

  • Is Black Hole some sort of fictional re-creation of Nazi Germany? One guy is even named Flak (German for anti-aircraft cannon), Sturm is also a German word (storm). Not to mention his hat looks exactly like those German generals had..

  • @ApocDevTeam so what's Green Earth then? The uniforns and vehicles look German to me.

  • @194219692009 Orange Star: USA, Blue Moon: Russia, Yellow Comet: Japan, Green Earth: Germany. The four main countries are supposed to replicate the four main powers during WWII. The Black Hole Army was put in to have a main antagonist team. They arent based on any country so as not to offend anyone. They're probably from space.

  • @redmage2000 I knew that but it's just so wierd to me that Green Earth (Germany) and Black Hole (Nazi Germany in Space/ Sith Empire (Space Nazis are more of a group than a country so it works) are in the same place as enemies

  • @ApocDevTeam his gas mask is already scary enough....

  • Sturm Advancewars 1 > Every Co.

  • It's interresting how so few people know about this, but after the Timesplitter invasion was over, R-110 who disappeared from Cortez and the others ended up in another world. Alone and furious, he found himself a neat hat and robe, and began conquering the world of the humans. After his first attempt failed, he somehow managed to recruit some other people, among them his old friend Cortez, who now called himself Flak.

  • @Ecalyptus90

    Mind = blown

  • @Ecalyptus90 i love that game. timesplitters 4 is coming out next year :D i believe... cant wait the only timesplitters game i got is timesplitters 2 which i played 4-6 years ago with my brother and editing maps was boss especially playing virus

  • sturm... chocheman xD

  • I feel like the only person who likes Von Bolt BUT I also have to agree that Sturm is better. All I'm saying is Von Bolt is not the worst CO in my opinion but he isn't the best but he's still fun to play as and at least a bit more balanced than Sturm like when I play against my friends if I used Von Bolt they would be less likely to punch me in the nuts than if I used Sturm.

  • Lord Sturm Rules Over Lord Zedd

  • Sturm > Lord Zedd

  • Sturm is way scarier than Von bolt too

  • Who thinks there should be a sequel to Advance Wars: Days of Ruin where the settlement of New Hope comes into conflict with other survivor settlements and a global war breaks out. But in the midst of the War, Aliens suddenly invade and the survivor settlements had to team up together to defeat the Aliens. We even get to see Sturm as one of the Aliens CO's and he was responsible for causing the Meteorite Show that wiped out 90% of humans

  • Sturm = Hittler + Darth Vader

  • Miss this guy after facing Von Bolt. Sturm is just awesome.

  • those arent drums thats Strum beating on the inside of his metal suit

  • DAS UBERNAZI

  • Hmm...I honestly have a hard time choosing between Caulder or Sturm. Yes, Sturm is awesome, his units are overpowered but not unstoppable, and his theme is cool.But Caulder is FREAKING INSANE, and the final battle on Days of Ruin is also insane, it's one of the hardest final battles I've ever played, and his theme really matches up with him well. He's a complete physcopath, and his motivation for all his evils and horrors is his own curiosity. Meanwhile Sturm just wants to conquer the world. Eh.

  • @DefendinMyBase Caulder is just your run of the mill mad scientist. Sturm on the other hand is a steampunk alien Darth Vader who drops fucking ASTERIODS on people. Even his name is badass, it's German for storm! Caulder has nothing on this guy. 

  • @stabbybelkar Oh come on now, Caulder isn't steryotypical, he doesn't seek power, domination, or wealth, just a quest to satisfy his unquenchable curiosity. Sturm is awesome, don't get me wrong, but the whole, conquer and power stick has been used a whole lot. It works with Sturm well, it's just been used a lot. You don't see many villians that kill millions just to measure their fear and perspiration levels.

    They're both great, I just find that Caulder is more well developed and....insane.

  • @DefendinMyBase I guess you have a point, although I always kinda considered the "FOR SCIENCE!" motive to be a part of the mad scientist steriotype. On the other hand Caulder instantly gets 9001 awesome points for killing that asshole of a mayor so WOOT! GO CAULDER!

  • Thumbs up if you want Sturm in the next Super Smash Bros. game

  • @surpluslimbs lol rly now

  • @surpluslimbs Oh dear god Meteor Strike everyone hit goes flying all over the place

    ...

    Make it happen Sakuri

  • @surpluslimbs that and a level where you're riding on a moving apc in the desert with a piperunner in the background firing off shots at the apc every now and again?

  • @surpluslimbs What is he going to do? stand there and shower everyone with meteors like an insta-casting high wizard from ragnarok online spamming meteor storm? that'd be lame, everyone would just be stun locked and killed unless they have some sort of super smash bros GTB card...

  • @surpluslimbs I agree think hed make an awsome assist trophy with his Meteor CO power.

  • @surpluslimbs This guy would be totally bad ass in a SSB game. Thumbs up

  • @surpluslimbs It would only happen if they would add Advance Wars characters to the roster, they'd probably include Sturm just becuase they need someone evil since all other characters from a Nintendo franchise appearing have one evil character for the most part (Mario - Bowser, Link - Ganondorf, Fox - Wolf, etc.) Who else would they have? Von Bolt? XD

  • @surpluslimbs I'd ask how he'd fight but if they can make captain falcon work....

  • @surpluslimbs Andy would just summon various units to fight for him... meanwhile Sturm would dash around the map in a glorious cape beating people down using only his fist in such a manly way that he will make Captain Falcon seem girly. His Final Smash would make Lucas and Ness weep with envy at the sheer size and power of his meteor strike!

    Sturm for Smash Bros Unite!!!

  • @surpluslimbs I want ANYBODY from Advanced Wars to be in the next Smash Bros. Seriously, needs some representing!!! OH also, Isaac from Golden Sun had better be playable too

  • Why do I see mecha-M Bison?

  • sturm is like hittler and darth vader combined..

  • too bad i missed this game...

    well at least dual strike easens the pain

  • man, i would love to see sturm in super smach bros as a heavyweight.

  • Eh, erm, VON BOLT VS STURM!!!

    GO GO GO!

  • sturm: Meteor Strike

    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

  • @REDTEROR Hawke: Black Storm

    Me: >:D

  • The Overpowered CO with the coolest theme!

  • sturm reminds me of a anime version the helghast from killzone

  • Sturm: You don't fuck with sturm.

  • shame he is not on awds..... if i heard this on that i would be like s**t ........ my old worthy enemy....... metor strike .. i hate you

  • Sturm without the cloak would probably blow my mind. He'd probably look like a space marine.

  • Like a boss!

  • i think you can unlock him on dual strike

  • @kingc0c0nut ya by getting 300 medals

  • Sturm: I am your father.

    Andy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!­!

  • Darth Vader, I found ya muahahahaha

  • Sturm, moving Meteors from their orbit since 2001.

  • he kinda reminds me from a space marine in 40k

  • Steampunk Darth vader

  • I guess that would make Nell Obi Wan?

  • 6 people got owned by meteor strike.

  • Rayban1995 what is with Black Hole?

    Mars Aliens? :D

  • Blue moon= Russia

    Yellow comet= Japan

    Orange star= Europe

    Green earth= U.S.A.

  • @Rayban1995 Think you got those last two the wrong way around.

  • @Rayban1995 no way that orange star is europe it the US and green earth is germany not europe

  • @LibertyTreeStudios yeah and besides, europe got the crap beat out of it in WW2 lol i wonder why that sounds so familiar to a certain nation in aw2....lol

  • @Rayban1995 No, sir.

    Orange Star: U.S.A.

    Blue Moon: Russia/The Soviet Union.

    Yellow Comet: Japan.

    Green Earth: Germany (or, perhaps more broadly, Western-Central Europe).

    Black Hole: Like a group of persistent ex-Nazi escapees, and some Goths.

    Bolt Guard: Some Goths (in this case, megafans of Marilynn Manson and the like), and some cyberorganic absolute nutbars.

  • @GmanGregilla According to the Advance Wars Wikia, Black Hole is based on Sci-Fi bad guys.

  • @electric926 I was just kidding around about them and about the Bolt Guard at large, really.

    I wouldn't be surprised about that.

  • @GmanGregilla Yellow Comet would be the Yellow Sea regions, hence the color. Grimm more so applies to South Korea because of the Pro-US Government, as with Sensei being the HILARIOUSLY old Kim-Jong Il.

  • @GmanGregilla The Black Hole Army seems to be based on a terminator-esque military due to their entire army being almost-robot like. Note that there's no humans controlling the tanks, or guys inside their helicopters.

  • @GmanGregilla I was thinking...

    Orange star = USA

    Blue moon = Russia

    Yellow comet = Asia (united japan, china, etc.)

    Green earth = Europe (Great Britain, Germany, France, etc.)

    and most of all Black hole = Nazi's (Note how all their clothes are black like SS uniforms)

    and I can't help but say that Sturm looks like one badass SS officer

  • @matrixbullettime3 Ya, something very much just about like that.

    That may be likely to be the general concept behind it all anyhow.

  • @matrixbullettime3 Green Earth troops look much more like the German infantry from WWII. They have the same helmet and appear to be wielding MP40's and fire and forget rocket launchers (the first in the world...I also can' recall their name's unfirtunently) the German's used in WWII. Black Hole looks more like aliens with the suits concealing their faces and the breathing masks they wear and the fact that most of their vehicles are roundish like many stereotypical alien craft are portrayed as.

  • @DefendinMyBase You mean a panserfaust?

  • @thesnowball13 That might be it but I still feel like it was called something else or at least had an abbreviated name.

  • @DefendinMyBase I think the word you are searching for is either "Panzerbüchse" or "Raketenwerfer". But actually, "Panzerfaust" was the official name for anti-tank-missile-launcher (;

  • @Rayban1995

    green earth are the fucking germans look at those helmets dude... nazi's XD

  • Darth Vader + Hitler = Sturm 

  • Sturm > Von Bolt

  • @MartinRPGMaster Every CO > Von Bolt

  • @NotMarkSJ YUSH!

  • @NotMarkSJ Even Greyfield?

  • @link6745 Sadly, yes.

  • @NotMarkSJ Sturm > Every CO