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  • While I dont agree with alot of it, alot of it was funny. Especially, the James and the Giant Joint.. ..as well as Horton Hires a Hoe... hehehe

  • Is this supposed to be funny? : s

  • is it me or is this NOT FUNNY- maybe you have to be so starved from real humour that you would find shit like this funny

  • Of course the Democrats are the only ones that will change America. They want to raise taxes, elect a marxist radical for president, and give your hard earned money to someone else on welfare. I guess the Democrats have forgotten about our 233 year history. Don't change what is Not broken.

  • Okay, I hate rappers, but still didn't find those jokes funny.

  • horton hires a ho...she is funny.

  • Her delivery is great. Like Jerry Lewis said, women commedians are not funny. Huh... a few are.

  • horton hires a ho? genius!!!!!

  • this is awesome!! XD

  • yea, tough questions are for republicans. bush handles them SO well.

  • haha completely true

  • totally

  • "Tought Qs for republicans only" FTW! :)

  • this stuff isnt funny

  • Her delivery could not be worse. A monotone would be better than this. Still, that ted kennedy line was worth a chuckle.

  • The stupid and racist comments on here getting positive thumbs up is incredible. And this newsbusted stuff is NOT funny. This girl is terrible. You American Republicans are very odd.

  • I luv the libs giving this vid neg ratings. Look at the view count you morons.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Now that's irritainment!

  • the ppl writing comments on this video are all idiots...except me

  • lol

  • "Blacks in America are among the worlds most prosperous"

    "black people have it best in the usa v all other nations in the world."

    does anyone here believe that these two statements are the same statements?

  • LOL XD awesome !!

  • i gave this a chance

    i really did

    but it was just not funny (like snl but even worse)

  • Oneak is correct. We cant even be sure Democrats THINK at all.

  • Horton hires a hoe HAHAHAHA!

    That was the ONLY funny thing

  • The woman is pretty cute in a soccer mom sort of way. Fires off the riffs pretty well.

    Not like ha ha, but comedy is hard.

  • Wow - over 100,000 views! Great job. I see the bitter babies have been rating it down. They can't stand that it's popular.

  • it hurts them to see the conservatives succeed

  • This video was v-e-r-y funny!! Great job!

  • Jodi! You my girl!

  • Hey Jodie... Nice suits !!

  • i think what bugs me the most is that obama is portrayed as the only guy who goes to trinity. dr stephen jordan, dr allen knox, that guy from pursuit of happyness, the luster family & descendants of madame walker are all members as well but obama seems to be the one under fire?

  • None of those other people are running for president.

  • but what im saying is that it doesnt matter. his policies healthcare, education, iraq/afghanistan evacuation, internal job generation all are. who gives a fuck about a church, a preacher or what house he's going to retire in?

  • Character apparently doesn't matter to you.

  • character? c'mon he's a politician. NONE of them have 'character'. either way, all that stuff is a complete non issue. W got elected & his 'character' is in the negative. are you serious?

  • Obama's ideas:

    Healthcare: Let the government run it.

    Education: Let the government run it.

    Job Creation: Let the government run it.

    How to pay? Raise taxes on the rich.

    Seriously though, Iraq/Afghanistan evacuation? What on Earth do you believe we will accomplish by turning tail? Please answer this, toolate. I really want to know.

  • what would be accomplished is more attacks on American soil. If we leave before we CRUSH the terrorists and establish a STABLE Iraq we will open the door for new terrorist traing camps in that country and more American deaths.

  • North Korea TESTED a nuke last year right in our faces.

    Iran has been building nukes, and practically BEGGING us to go to war with them.

    Syria is working with nork korea to aquire nukes.

    All this has been a known fact for over 1 year now.

    So I ask you - I am honestly asking...

    Why the hell arent we fighting the people who REALLY DO have WMD? They even ADMIT IT.

    also, terrorsts are in afghanistan, syria, pakistan, etc.

    What is the justification for staying in iraq?

  • We ARE in Afghanistan. Al Qeada is in Iraq now. It doesn't matter whether they were there before or not. We have the opportunity to take them on there instead of letting them regain strength and attack us again. We can't go everywhere at once. We should have gone after Iran and Syria already, but there are too many limp-wristed lib's out there who don't know when to negotiate and when to fight.

  • You are correct. We do have to take them on overseas. Most of our wars were fought there. Not here. We cannot stand back and wait for another 9/11 or Pearl Harbor.

  • excuse me sir.... when we went into afghanistant the entire us governement was united. period. there were no liberals to weaken the mission in afghanistan.

    if it wasnt for bush's horrible decisions, we would still be in afghanistan, we would be in iran, and we would be in syria as it should be. we are fighting the the wrong arab nation.

  • When we went to Iraq, the entire US government was united as well. In fact, the only reason there was a vote on Iraq was so all of the lib's in congress could go on record as being on board. Go back and look at the voting record if you don't believe me. And for the second time, we ARE still in Afghanistan.

  • you are in no position to "know" definitivly what ANY member of congress (especially dems) was thinking as they vote.

    If you "KNEW" you would be psychic and rich.

    You sound like you get all your ideas from Glen Beck. Of course u will deny that... but its obvious you get your theories and arguments from some form of media.

    Id say this is a new low for you... assuming anyone would pretend to be in favor of war so they can say they were "on board" in the case of success. Plain old dumb.

  • I understand politicians on both sides a lot better than you think. Saying that I can't "know" why the lib's voted the way they did is such a childish argument. Maybe you ought to listen to Glenn Beck, Rush and all the rest instead of putting them down. Maybe you would learn that there really is more than one way to view an issue. Yes, I agree, it is low to vote for a war just to show yourself on board with it.

  • listen here my friend.... I listen to dems in the morning, and the gop at night. I do this because unlike you, I pride myself in knowing both sides up and down before i make an argument.

  • If you pay attention to what the Dem's say and what they do as much as you claim, then you know that they are hardly ever the same thing. Bush had the power to go into Iraq from the War Powers Act passed the year before. He allowed debate and another vote to put on record that everyone was on board and the Dem's lined up to make bold speeches stating just that before the vote. The vote was to give the lib's the chance to go on record as being in favor of invasion.

  • Cont'

    The problem with debate is that it takes time, time enough for Saddam to get rid of the remaining weapons he had. However, WMD's aside, do you still cling to the myth the Iraqi's were better off under Saddam than they are now? Was being rounded up and shot, then buried in mass graves better? Was the fake "oil for food" program which only lined Saddam's and Kofi Annan's pockets better?

  • if we knew that saddam had weapons, and then had time to hide them -then we should have been able to find them.

    May i remind you that we are the USA. Best intel in the world. Best military. If you are trying to sell me the fact that debate in congress is what allowed saddam to pull a fast one on us - then you are insulting me, youself, and out country.

  • hey, educated one, we are still in Afghanistan. Pay attention, our troops are still there, we still take casualities there, we didn't leave there to go to Iraq.

  • who says we won't be? we didn't just charge into Iraq you know. how many UN resolutions were there that sadam broke? we have always done the diplomatic thing first, JUST like we are doing now with the people you listed, and somday, sooner or later if they don't clean up thier act, we will clean it for them

  • Thanks, PWF, but what I want to know is what people who think we need to leave believe will happen. Toolate went uncharacteristically silent when I posed this question. Interesting.

  • none of them want to be the leader of the free world. None of them want to tax me and take money from me to give to other people. so yeah it matters. again character matters

  • im not even reading your comments, im asking you to stop replying to me. web stalking is lame dude. didnt your mom tell you to take out the trash?

  • The power is yours upa - don't comment and no one will reply. I don't see any inappropriate comments in this exchange and if you can't handle disagreement then don't disagree. Calling someone a stalker for replying to your comments is pretty lame and immature.

  • you dont understand the test in which im saying what im saying. i wont hold you accountable for that, but i will hold you accountable when you speak & dont know. that guy has been following me around on here trying to reply to comments months old that have nothing to do with the discussion. i dont mind a disagreement, what i do mind is a cat who doesnt know when enough's enough. i mind when someone isnt even being rational or reasonable. i mind when there's no balance. that what im speaking to

  • dude, i did that twice (AFTER you REPETEDLY (sic)accused me of being a stalker for replying to your posted comments) have I done it again? honestly? Have I posted a reply to one of your comments off this site since the time I informed you that "if you want me to be a stalker i will" have I? NO!! freakin crybaby. if you keep posting comments on newsbusted that i disagree with I will reply, and guess what... THAT IS NOT STALKING!!! quit being a baby

  • thank you. I have been trying to get tolate to understand that for waaaayyyy too long. must have a very slow learning curve

  • Toolate is a textbook liberal. He believes that he is above scrutiny when it comes to what he says. Didn't you know? Freedom of speech is only for his kind. Anyone who disagrees is a stalker or guilty of hate speech.

  • dude, why not just ask what my politics are instead of being some presumptuous dickehead. i'll tell you. when i vote, i go for the candidate that fits my own & the country's best interest. you havent even read a fucking textbook. please pull your head out of your culo. i never said that someone who doesnt affirm me is a stalker. i said that if someone is going to a song or a sports highlight vid with the intent of(i quote) annoying me, that's stalikng. stop being so obtuse

  • "when i vote, i go for the candidate that fits my own & the country's best interest."

    Obama fits the country's best interests? Wow that's a good one. It's obvious that YOU'VE never read a history textbook, or you just failed to learn from it. I find it hilarious that some little snot nose, wet-behind-the-ears kid accuses me of not reading textbooks. It's much more likely that I was done with school and out making a living before you were even born. You may want to read an English book too.

  • okay. youve moved to insults. that means youre no longer using reason. fuck you. have a bad day

  • Toolate, got to hand it to you. You use the libs' tricks well, like accusing others of what you are guilty. Take insults for example:

    Quoted from his last post directed at me:

    "you havent even read a fucking textbook. please pull your head out of your culo."

    Hypocrite.

  • Stop assuming liberals have a bag of tricks.

    We have legit claims against this admin.

    Trivia for you... AT Bush's peak how high was his aproval rating?

    And was he as his lowest?

    So here is my point....

    At his peak, bush's highest approval ratings were a combo of GOP and DEM alike.

    Do you REALLY believe that all of the aproval bush once had is lost because this country was fooled by a bag of tricks?

    Is it possible we have some legit claims against this admin, or what?

  • Toolate, just come clean. You couldn't care less what Obama's policies are. The only reason you are supporting him is because he is black, and like the O.J. jury, you hope he'll send a message to get even with "Whitey".

  • ALL americans tend to vote people like them into office.

    IE - the evangelicals voted for bush. Roman Cathlics voted for JFK. Jews voted for Lieberman. Etc.

    The fact is, the goal of any campign is to convince voters that candidates are just like us - in order to get our vote.

    Fina, obama gets the black vote. But after losing MLK and X, I cant say I blame blacks for voting black.

    White christian men vote for white chrisitan men.

    Why is it so bad for blk to vote blk? Hypocrite

  • I personally don't care how Toolate votes. I am calling him out on the fact that he tells people to look at Obama's policies, when it's obvious the only reason he is voting for him is because he is black. Yes, I would tend to give a white evangelical in inside track, as long as he didn't get counsel from a hate-monger and associate with known terrorists, including accepting donations and allowing them to host functions for the candidate.

  • Your idea of what is in the best countries interest is different from TOOLATES.

    IE- Some were mad when alcohol was outlawed during prohibition. Some were happy.

    When it was repealed, some happy, some mad.

    In hindsight, some say we are better of with alcohol, other say we are better off w/o.

    It is fair for TOOLATE to vote anyway he wants. It is fair that he is happy with his vote while others are mad. Nothing more American than that.

  • So your saying you will be happy when terrorists are once again able to attack the United States homeland?

  • but dude, you accused me of being a stalker LONG before I went to those two site and made exactly 2 posts. try and keep your lies straight otherwise you will trip over your own story and then everyone will know you are a liar.

  • i forgot, my bad, I have to keep reminding myself that I am a conservative, therefore I am a racist, a homophobe, a warmonger, a bogot, .... anything else?

  • Would you prevent gay people from getting married? Then you are a homophobe.

    Do you still cling to the validity of the Iraq war, dispite mountains of evidence to the contrary? Then you are a warmonger.

    Honestly, I dont know if you are a racist or not.

    But are you a BOGOT??? Well that depends. What the hell is a BOGOT.

    Just kidding, I am the last person on earth that should bust someone elses balls for spelling and type-o's.

  • "im asking you to stop replying to me" why, because you don't like what I have to say? or maybe like other libs, you just don't feel that you should be disagreed with? let me guess, you're obviously smarter than the rest of os so we should just take in your words of wisdom and just nod our heads and say "yes massa" that what you believe? then quit crying because someone disagrees with you and posts replys to YOUR posts.

  • wow, you seem to upset a lot of people.

    well your buddy jesus ruffled a few feathers in his day. I think you are just walking in his footsteps.

    watch out tho..... the jews are going to come along soon and kill jesus.....

  • This is a sad excuse for comedy. Adolescent, not funny.

  • Pennslvania...more than 85 percent of black votes for Obama Bin Laden. Go figure, and now the next to states are dominated by a large black population. Its over... the black unqualified guinea pig is the in as top ass. Were not gonna be repubs with this asshole.

  • You are by far the most misinformed racist asshole on the planet. Drop fucking dead.

  • my friend, there arent any "states dominated by large black populations". we only make up about 18% of the US population. the most black people are in hillary's state. you saw how that caucus went so it's not even an issue of race, it's about policy. we're on the net, do your homework so you don't sound stupid next time

  • Poor Barack! You mean to be president you actually have to do more than repeat the theme change? Who would have guessed you needed actual solutions to problems. What a joke. Hes just the black guinea pig. Hes getting the democratic spot because black ppl want any black person in office, regardless of qualifications.

  • Um no. He's a well qualified man with great views for the future. If you paid attention you would know that. Obviously though, you don't.

  • also, if you merely went to his website, you'd see that he's a lot more than a warm & fuzzy candidate pulling on heartstrings like bush did with the sentimental pinheads that elected him twice. he has a plan, he has a policy. for what it's worth, republicans went with mccain when dr paul was clearly a smarter move; he wouldnt be controlled & he had a healthcare plan that was socialist, coming from a doctor that's saying a lot. but look how far having a good idea got him...

  • His policies won't work. He's another Jimmie Carter as far as his agenda goes. McCain only got momentum from early crossover voting by Dem's. He definitely is not my first choice, but he the lesser of three evils. At least of the three liberals still in the race, he won't be soft on defense and leave us open for attack. He won't make the foolish mistake of turning tail in Iraq and emboldening the terrorists.

  • jimmie carter was doing fine until iran & the oil embargo, do your homework. he wasnt any worse than that moron ford. they arent terrorists any more than we were terrorists for attacking britain in 1812. believe me, if they werent oil & we werent there, there wouldnt be a problem. it doesnt matter what your choice is, what im saying is stop trying to nitpick about bullshit & deal with some real issues.

  • "Carter was doing fine."

    (sigh)

    1812? If I remember my history correctly, there weren't any foreign imports masquerading as "disidents" then.

    When have I nitpicked over Obama? Bringing up his flaws that you don't want to hear about is not nitpicking. Tell me one of his "real issues" and I'll be glad to talk about it. That's right: He doesn't have any.

  • i didnt say YOU nitpicked, i said why is a church any matter as it concerns a presidency. the 1812 analogy was because both were occupying the carribean but we attacked them to nullify their imperial occupation. i'll answer your iraq/aghanisitan question when you tell me what's been accomplished at this point other than 8,000 of our children dying. where are your real issues? for what it's worth, big gov't has run the country for 8 yrs now. are you happy?

  • His church matters because it indicates his character, he spent 20 years in that church, he would not have stayed if he didn't believe the kind of racially charged, anti american messages rev. Wright was spouting. something the dems have never understood is that Character matters.

  • Toolate, the church doesn't matter. It's the separatist, racist, hate-mongering message that Obama has let fill his head for twnety years that matters. Listen to his wife, she obviously has bought into it with her "finally proud of my country" and avoid "middle-classness" speeches. You want it swept under the rug because it hurts your candidate. Too bad. It's been revealed for all to see and we're not going to let go of it.

  • youre not black. you dont know racism. PERIOD. lets just get that established. unless youve been spun around by a policeman for DWB or WWB, you cant comment at all brother. you dont know separatism until people that look like you are lynched or bricks come through your window. so lay off that. please

  • Don't even start with any of that "Unless you're black..." crap. I was the "minority" in the neighborhood I grew up in and the "majority" took advantage of it. Unless you've been mugged by four blacks just because you were white... Jeremiah Wright is supposed to be a man of God. If he wants to be a Black Panther, fine, but he needs to resign from the pulpit. Whatever color Jesus's face was, he wouldn't condone the crap that hate-monger teaches.

  • so only blacks understand racism? that's what yoo're saying? do you also believe that blacks can't be racist? what a load of crap.

    i am sick of the crying. is it perfect in America, racialy? no. is it better in America than in almost every otrher country? Yes. Blacks in America are among the worlds most prosperous. black on blackk violence is higher in America than White on black violnce. you don't hear rev Wright preaching that God should damn black America.

  • you are wrong about it being better in america racially than in most other developed countries. Where is your evidence for that statement?

  • blacks in america are in the top 10% of all blacks worldwide. which means if the blacks in America had never been brought here, they would, right now, have a 90% chance of living at or below the WORL poverty level. Not the United States poverty level, the worlds. so yeah blacks have it better in America than in most of the world

  • I wont accept that as an answer, here is why...

    OF COURSE blacks are better off here than in, lets say, Rawanda, Ethiopia, Niger, Chad, etc...

    I was reffering to the idea that, while blacks have it good here, they have it much better in the UK, Austrialia, Switzerland, Amsterdamn, etc.

  • bye then. I would stick to the UK or Australia, that way you don't have to learn a new language. send a post card when you get there.

  • thats the best u can do when someone disproves you?

  • you didn't disprove anything, you tried to shift the point of what I was saying.

  • wrong... you said black people have it best in the usa v all other nations in the world.

    But in the interest of fairness, you cannot include 3rd world nations, or warfaring nation. OF COURSE that would tilt the numbers to make black people look better off in america in particular.

    But if u remove these 3rd world/warring nations, then my contention stands. Of the developed nations, blacks are treated poorly in the usa. Better off in the UK and other places. True or false?

  • "Blacks in America are among the worlds most prosperous"

    that is what I said. copied and pasted from the original. NO where in that statement do I say "black people have it best in the usa v all other nations in the world."

    turns out you are a liar, hmmm sucks to be you. thats the problem with people like you you make a statement and just expect people to believe it. I'd ask for an apology, but I don't want one from a moron like you

  • hey retard.... if a person is "among the most prosperous", isnt that same person among those who "have it best"?

    If you dont see a correlation there, then certainly you have no business even signing your own name - because blatently - you are retarded.

    Lets see if you have the dignity here to concede that I am correct.

    I am betting that you wont. Remember, little man - pride is a deadly sin.

    Admit you were wrong. Lets see if you can.

  • you really are an idiot.

    My statement is factually correct and says exactly what I meant to say. Black people in America are AMONG the most prosrerous blacks in the world. That is True.

    You and toolate and the right rev Wright want to act like America is one of the worst places in the world for blacks, Well it's not. It is one of the best.

    If you know of better places, then like I said, send me a post card when you get there.

  • I am not BLACK, so it may not be better for ME.

    And anyway, I didnt ask you that. I asked you to ADMIT that being "among the most prosperous" is exactly the same as being among those who "have it best".

    And if you cannot admit that, then you really shouldnt be debating anything, since you are unable to concede an argument when you have clearly lost.

  • "among the most prosperous", and "have it best" are to different things

    My statement says that things are great here compared to most of the world for blacks.

    What you are trying to revise my comment to be says that The US is the BEST place for blacks.

    Since I believe that America is the Greatest nation on God's green earth, I believe the potential for them do do better is best in America, but obviously since you and your friends hate america you would disagree

  • fine, you cant admit it, which i predicted.

    forget it.

    Lets see if you can answer this one....

    What is so different about america that it is the best nation on gods green earth?

    For example, what makes America litteraly better than the UK for example (since the UK is closest to America in most ways)

  • you're a racist. admit it, i predict you won't

    forget it

  • wow, you devolve into 5th grade childlike behavior when you are proven wrong and cornered.... no wonder you like this pres so much. you guys have a lot in common.

    It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. Looks like I will continue to reffer to you as "little man".

  • backed me into what corner. you intentionally twisted my words to something different then accuse me of not addmitting you are right. how is that a corner? you lie about what I say and when I paste the exact quote you just say, well they "mean the same thing" NO THEY DON"T two different meanings. the fact that you are too stupid to see that they don't mean the same thing is not my problem.

    you "little man" have backed yourself into a corner.

  • well you are sadly mistaken... but I belive I changed the subject and asked you:

    What is so different about america that it is the best nation on gods green earth?

    What makes us better than austrailia, uk, canada?

    how are we "better" than them?

    Other than being told by your retarded religious leader that this country is the best - what DATA do you have to show that the americna people are happier or better off?

    Lets see how smart you are little man.

  • you changed the subject alright, you lied about what I said and then when I confronted you, you attempted to change the subject. Typical lib. ignore the facts and then when you are confronted with them point blank, lie about them, then when you are challenged on the lie, change the subject.

    great debate style you got there.

  • I tell you what, you admit you were wrong about my post, you don't even have to admit to the lie, and I will tell you why Amerioca is the Greatest nation on Gods green earth

  • hey you disgusting piece of crap, answer my posts or do you want to make more accusations on this episode? you are a coward and a liberal jerk

  • well said oneak...

    all that 'America is the best country' is boring propaganda. mmmmm maybe its true because george bush says it is...well in that case it must be true ayy..i hope you got my sarcasm!...

  • so you would rather hear that america sucks? we get enough of that from the dems. If you don't have any pride in your country (michelle obama) why stay? all we hear from the lids and the dems is how bad america is. the problem with dems is that in thier heart they really hate america and everything it stands for, most american libs give more love and support to cuba than they do to thier own country

  • A lot of people dislike America right now. Dems are the only ones with enough hope and vision to actually change the things that have let Americans down for so long. So many people internationally are already saying 'if Obama gets elected, I'm moving to America', and that's the kind of President needed. AND a LOT of Americans would leave if McCain were to be stupidly elected. America can be that beacon of hope again, but since GWBush has been in power, it's been a downhill journey for the U.S!

  • 8000? Are you saying going after the Taliban wasn't justified? Were you in a coma on Sept. 11, 2001, or held up in a shack writing your manifesto? This country was attacked. It was an act of war and we declared war on both the terrorists and those who harbored them. What's been accomplished? So far we destroyed or crippled two oppressive dictatorships and replaced them with constitutional governments.

  • I love it when the dems try and tell us who our best choice is. We are supposed to listen to you about who WE should or shouldn't nominate? please.. Given my pick, McCain would not be my 1st, 2nd or even 3rd choice, his latest debacle with trying to tell the North Carolina republican party what ads to run is a prime example, but he is our candidate so I will back him. the dems should worry about thier own unqualified candidates

  • we tell you who your best choice is, because frankly - we dont have much faith in your decision skills - ie George W Bush for 2 terms.

    Seems like you should all be in special ed class.

  • Bush did what he set out to do in his initial campaign, lower taxes, (for everyone who pays them, don't give me any "rich" BS), created one of the biggest social entitlements in history with the Medicare drug program. I would step up and back him all over again knowing the two impotent jokes you ran against him in 2000 and 2004 and the mess we'd be in if either got elected.

  • you dont like dems telling you anytihng. Well we dont like YOU telling US anything.

    As I said a million times. We should be in syria, jordon, afghanistan, and iran. We can destroy the HEART terrorists there. If that doesnt wipe them out, then with the heart dead - it will be easy to finish the job in iraq.

    why cant the GOP just admit that iraq was a mistake - and if the goal is still to fight terror, there are better states we can be in right now.

  • so your response would be to withdraw from Iraq and invade those other countries? or would you pull out and then justt sit at home. after all, you don't really think it is our fight do you? several if not most of the libs believe that we deserved 9/11, taht we somehow had it coming. give it a rest, the left suck at anything military, mostly because they HATE the military, just ike Bill C. you all want to protest the wars and the soldiers.

  • The lib's are into "high concept" (a Hollywood term used to describe the themes of movies). One of them is the first woman with a serious shot, and the other is the first black with a serious shot. It matters not that neither one of them has the first qualification.

  • why arent republicans (in general) any good at funny ?

  • why aren't democrats (in general) any good at nice?

  • Democrats are angry all of the time, Pwf. Have you ever met a happy, optimistic one?

  • only one, but she is a reagan dem, so she doesn't really count

  • This definitely sucks alot less than the previous ones, some of the jokes are getting better. The little stab at McCain makes it seem not so harsh. And the toning down of the silly faces is a huge plus, it made the older ones unwatchable. Getting better!

  • I like different, I just don't like americans who spread race division just to keep control of a certain segment of the population. he preaches on how the white america is not the america for blacks, he preached tha God should Damn America. tell me how that is unifying. The democrats have used race as a divider more than republicans ever have. Class warfare is stock and trade for them. socialism=bad

  • as you showed, the only thing you can hold against obama is his lack of experience. but that'S about all there is. What makes him different from the established candidates (be it democratic or republican) is that he is honest and a man of visions. he is not as corrupted as the other candidates because he isn't in the political buissness as long as the others are. so this "lack of experience" should be rather viewed as positve than as negative.

  • he is a huge liberal socialist, his image of America is scary. He is a candidate who if he isn't voting the extreme liberal vote, votes present so he does not have to make a decission. He is a spineles socialist who takes advice from a racist, anti american minister and a vietnam war criminal who should be in jail. The real estate deal that got him his house smacks of the worse kind of corruption out there, but he hopes for change and you people fall all over yourselves. sad

  • Obama is one of the most dishonest of the remaining candidates. He runs on "hope" and "unity", but chooses as a spiritual adviser a racist black separatist. His only plan is to "raise taxes on the rich". What's new about that? It's the same class warfare crap that lib's have been touting for years to keep themselves in office and keep their constituents poor and stupid.

  • when will you silly republicans finally understand, that your time is over??? a party that has brought George Bush to the world should be powerless for the next 100 years at least...

  • and yet, the best you bring against us is a 2 year senator who falls apart when he is off prompter and a career politician/politicians wife whose negatives are higher than her +'s, granted McCain is nt my main choice...but 100 years?

  • Disturbingly dull.

  • have u tried reading the news without clothes on?

  • that shyt was wack!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow, no wonder America is being flushed down the toilet. I'm shocked people still fight over this garbage. "Look at me, my party is better than yours, waaaaaaaaaaah!" Put you liberals(Democrats) and conservatives(Republicans) together, and you get a bunch of losers. Almost makes me wish Bush would just crown himself President for life so you all can go shut the fuck up.

  • sigh

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  • Who the hell uses a laugh track any more?

  • Great!!

  • u ain't funny bitch

  • for three days, yes, now a risen savior.

  • MicCaines spiritual advisor Rod Parsley:

    At the end of his chapter on Islam, Parsley asks, "Are we a Christian nation? I say yes." Without specifying what actions should be taken to eradicate the religion, he essentially calls for a new crusade.

  • yawnnnnnn... they need some writers. That was not remotely humorous

  • hahahahahahaha

    this shit sucks!

  • Agreed, negative stars are needed in this case.

  • that's the least funny thing i think i've ever seen. i wish i could give it negative stars.

  • agreed. the snoop dogg part was alright though

  • negative from deftox eq. positive

    anything multiplied by deftox eq. 0

    hope of change of hope is his real name

  • Crappy Laugh track!You suck and are not funny!

  • you're ugly and your mom dresses you like a girl. :)

  • good insight and comparisons;however, delivery or something makes it come across a little flat

  • Fake Laughter, you Suck and are not funny.

  • test

  • you guys are losers...

  • This would be better without the obnoxious fake laughter. It comes off as the lamer sitcom version of The Daily Show.

  • This was one of their better shows.

  • The writing for this particular episode was the worst I've seen. They are usually quite a bit better.

  • lol at the fake crowd at the beginning and the laugh track. That's all I found funny.

  • Uh I must admit, this one was better than about 95% of your stuff. Though it still wasn't amazing or anything.

  • This was supposed to be funny, right?

  • not super but not shit either....

  • Could you imagine going through life feeling as miseable and angry as the average liberal. They never seem truly happy.

  • The level of discourse in this country has sunk to an all time low, with asshole conservatives on one side and asshole liberals on the other. Even watching C-Span, I find that our elected officials appear to be incapable of any sort of deeper analysis of the tough issues. In that light, I don't think it's fair to cast aspersions on anyone's politics, because as I see it, once we start examining the ethics of our and other's political positions we start to look much more similar. Just a thought.

  • My humorous observation; I was at a union meeting last month and many of the people were complaining about how poorly the negotiations are going and how cheap the city is being with us. To a member they were all blaming Republicans even though their is not a single Republican left in out city(Minneapolis) government. The other side of the table is Democrats and Green party members but to hear these people you'ed have thought G.W.Bush himself was sitting there.

  • didn't you know? republicans are responsible for the condition of many democrat controlled cities, detroit, New orleans etc. democrats have been running things into the ground and yet it's the republicans fault. hmmmm, probably because we wont pay more in taxes so they can give it away to other people.

  • not funny and the laugh track is horrible it makes me cringe

  • lol dummycrates going after each other lol hillary wont stop.obama i dont want to answer questions any more waaa waa big baby lol!

  • OOOOOOLD HORSE FACE AT IT AGAIN!!

  • oh im more than just nice.. Im fucking delicious bitch!... maybe i'll take up yo offer on the 50$ for jokes :p

  • lol, funny. good satire of how bad conservative comedy is...

  • Jodi your the best.

  • that was shit! why is this crap on the most viewd... wow I didn't event smirk, it actually made me hate this skit even more. It was just so bad!! it was plain ass shit.