NewsBusted 4/29/08

[Deangelo08092]

You are the most logical woman I've ever seen. Thank you for existing.

[thagreatzadenko]

i dont think that ice-t is a white person

[RedNebulaStudios]

I guess it's the only way to get the left on board with the War on Terror is to say that Osama drives an SUV, Shops at Wal-Mart, and watches Wrestling.

[rakrobn]

Yeah the Iraq War being the "War on Terror" when 2/3 of the American public disagree with it and the Iraq War has actually made Al-Qaeda stronger. Oh, yeah can't see why most of the public doesn't support the war. dumbass.

[librophile]

What a despicable boring cuntservative pundit !! As ugly an Ann Coulter if that's even possible.

[skwiddjergensen]

Tee hee hee! You go Jodi girl!! The lib wack-Os are all up in a tizzy! They are the icing on the funny wize cracks!

[nativethoughts]

Alicia Keys maybe on to something here...

[guinaleh85]

you suck !!!

[CletePurcell]

Yeah, and she's awsome at it too. Gulp

[Dragula2]

you racist cunt. wtf was that illegitament child bullshit with flavor flav?

[pwf2412]

nice liberal behavior, come in and personaly insult someone and call them vulgar names. you let your kids talk to you like that? you're right after seeing the way Flavor flav treats women abd talks to them and about them it is silly to assume he might have fathered any illegitament children, because any woman with any sense or personal pride would run the other way from the freak and wash her body with bleach if he even got close enough to touch her

[Kyle1394]

would make sense, to bad all the girls on flavor of love are all black and desperate and just want money.

[hollywood9000]

racist?... you liberals are so ignorant its hysterical.--keep it up..

[Amr3561]

racist? that wasn't racist. that was funny. apparently you didn't see his roast. you would have been pissed.

[tdourdon]

a fake news show that isn't funny...how original.

[meera830]

she never cracks macain jokes.. must be a republican..

[OneGyT]

"McCain is as old as the hills." Not a "macain" joke I guess.

[pwf2412]

yes she is and yes she does. you should watch a bit more carefully.

[TheTimeofNew]

this is what we call the "poor man's daily show." more specifically, "the poor man living in a trailer with his sister, preaching the bible he can't read."

[pwf2412]

you forgot to throw guns in there, if you are going to insult middle americans you have to include guns. Because thats what we "cling to" our religion and our guns. Nice way to throw in the incest and lack of education. you libs really are the party of the people, caring and compassionate.

[TheTimeofNew]

jesus christ, can a conservative create something that is actually funny or is that just too much too ask for.

[pwf2412]

Why would you care, you're not a conservative and nothing done by a conservative would be funny to you anyway. And are you sure you want to ask Christ those questions? your lib atheist friends are gonna wonder if you have gone soft on religion.

[kathleenirish]

cliche bull shite; at least you seem to know how to recycle, just too bad it's the same old, tired ignorant leftist rants.

[gnolt]

It takes two to stop a war.

[ivl71]

Thank you News Busted the jokes get better and better.

God bless America!

[AmericanFreedomU]

Busted. 5/5

[BLESSEDone333]

Jodie you get better every time!

[nedfrog]

adverbs anyone?

[spiderbaby1958]

So tomorrow it'll be five years since Bush declared Victory in Iraq, from the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, under the famous "Mission Accomplished" banner. What will you be doing to celebrate VI Day? I was planning a family picnic. Nothing fancy, I'll probably just pack the kids in the car and drive out to the beach to relax with some waterboarding, maybe take a few photos of the wife pointing at the kids' genitals.

[JoshuaGodinez]

What are you talking about? Don't you remember Hussein's running battles through the desert? The Ba'ath party valiantly protecting Tikrit against the marauding American horde? How the 1st Division had to slaughter each and every member of the Republican Guard who refused to give up when protecting Saddam's kids? I mean, the fact that we still haven't defeated the Iraqi Army even though it's been 5 years must have given you a clue that we have yet to win the war. Sheesh!

[JoshuaGodinez]

Oh, sarcasm. You mean that we haven't convinced terrorists to stop killing means the war is still going on. We are no longer at war with Iraq. We are now in partnership with them to limit the organized crime and terrorism that is trying to subjegate the Iraqi people the same way Saddam did. Yes, we did have victory over Saddam and that was the end of the war. You sound like the kind of guy who looks at a rape victim and says, "Get over it already". Be patient. They're trying to.

[spiderbaby1958]

So, the war in Iraq is over? The war is not still going on? You've decided to go with that? That's your argument, is it? Good!

This is what I love about guys like you. There is no absurdity you will not champion for the sake of your cultlike need for conservatives to be always right in all situations. Making you guys say ridiculous things is my favorite guilty pleasure.

The war is over! I could kiss you for that! Never ever change. You light up my life.

[upabittoolate]

wow ol'timer. youre HARSH. but CORRECT

[Zyx340]

The war will be over sooner rather than later. Also, your the ones that do stupid stuff like raise taxes.

[pwf2412]

the point really is, not when the war will be over, but that when it is we are victorious. We spent longer in Japan and Germany and look at them now. They want us to leave so that the same thing will happen in Iraq that happened in Viet Nam. they don't care about the freedom of others, or the saftey and welfare of the people in Iraq. All that matters is that they win the political war against the republicans and to do that they have to hate American policy

[Zyx340]

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!

[spiderbaby1958]

Most Iraqis want us out. Does that matter?

When Bush took office, I had just registered as a Republican. If McCain wins and he wants to continue the war competently, I'll support him to a point. The way I see it, pulling out could easily have disastrous consequences, and so could staying in, so I'll opt for the cheapest potential disaster.

It's not hard to imagine bin Laden ordering 9/11 in the hope of provoking just this kind of response. Politically, it's all strengthened his hand.

[JoshuaGodinez]

Glad to oblige. :) Yes, the war is over. *dancing and singing* The war is over. And spiderbaby kissed me. The violence isn't over, but the war is. I don't need to be right, but I won't say something I don't believe just because you're going to mock me. I don't care that Bush agrees with you more than me. I know that we won. What's going on now is nation building. I hate it, but it's true. As factions vie for power, chaos and death reign. By the way, we were never at war with Somalia. Same thing.

[joshua7647]

freaking hilarious, but unforrunately true.

[ivl71]

One of the best episodes to date.

Thank you

[JesusFreakJH]

Wry wit personified. A simple pleasure I allow myself each episode. Well done.

[HalfLucky]

hahaha, very funny 5/5

[ToddonCapeCod]

The TIME joke was good

[TransformersMatrix]

I love the Hillary Groundhog's Day Joke!

I never Vote While Driving! :)

[knab69]

Not the best episode.

[pwf2412]

but still very funny

[alrity101]

Great Job!

[skirbyr]

rush is conservative and he is funnier than any liberal!

[spiderbaby1958]

Only because he gets better drugs.

[abacusdabacus]

When will conservatives learn, they just arn't funny. None of these are laugh jokes, just smirky jokes.

Denis Miller is the only funny conservative I know of who can actually tell a joke.

I say this as a gun totin' Kentucky boy who plans on voting for McCain.

[upabittoolate]

thank you. many of these conservative guys that comment would say that i find the jokes unfunny because i disagree with the politics. i say that funny is funny; a good deal of this stuff isn't written very well & is therefore unfunny. better yet, a good deal is just primitive humor: setup+punchline+canned laughter+jodi smirk=cons giving libs raspberries. im not the world's smartest guy. im independent,i own a ccw permit. im voting for nader again. but anyone can tell if a joke sucks

[JoshuaGodinez]

Well, yeah. There is a formula. So? It's not a sketch show, it's a joke show. Don't like the jokes? That's okay. Lotsa people don't like George Carlin, but I think he's funny. As a fan of comedy I'd appreciate it if you'd write some funny jokes. I'm not being insincere. If you can come up with better jokes or know someone who can, please tell them to send them because I like to laugh and each joke used gets a $50 payment. Make me laugh.

[upabittoolate]

okay. im black; you'll love this 1 (if oyu havent already heard it): why are aspirin white?

[JoshuaGodinez]

I'm brown. Will I still like it? I don't know, Mr. Match Game host, why are aspirin white?

[upabittoolate]

you want them to work dont you?

[alexofsyrr]

Well atleast 4500 people find this comedy funny. Not exactly the biggest show on youtube, but certainly nothing to sneer at.

A lot of us do enjoy Newsbusted.

[slicedsky]

Over 10,000 now... and I'm still laughing.

Great job NBs!

[upabittoolate]

the thing is, some things 'pop' some things don't. but my main critique is not the politics or the tone. it's more of the approach to con vs. lib relationship as adversarial & the setup-punch-laughtrack format. i'm the kind of guy that can laugh at a funeral. but to me, much of it isn't well constructed in the same vein as the economist or spy magazines, limbaugh or even dennis miller.

[SisyphusOne]

Why can't the nightly news have the same format as NewsBusted ?

[digisamurai]

LAME!!!

[alexofsyrr]

This episode was just ok for me. Only one joke I really loved, and that was the Obama - Recycling one. Still my favorite comedy on youtube.

[skirbyr]

and amy winehouse is one UGLLYYYY crack ass chick yuuuukkkk!

[skirbyr]

wow another great vid!!! funny and so true keep getting those dummycrates girl your fine too!

[upstartmike]

wow that's REALLY clever. It's like saying "hehehe stupid republicans .. they're all rednecks!.... ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiit!!!!!!" -- absolutely ingenious humor.

How bout you ditch the partisanship garbage and realize that we all want pretty much the SAME THINGS... just have polar opposite ways of achieving it, and for some people -- enough isn't ever enough.

support the president at all costs.

[TiminPhoenix]

Yeah, let's do away with all political humor. And let's start with one of the few sites that is from the Right's perspective.

Hey, it's just comedy. Countries that don't allow for humor to be used as a pressure release against its various politics tend to be some really dull places.

[JesusFreakJH]

ok deep breadth - its humor - kind of like our current democratic congress. Now pick up your copy of Time and move along.

[meowsa1]

wow, that was awful.

Turn the laughtrack down a notch, it only makes it more embarrassing.

[TiminPhoenix]

Liberals can scream about this video destroying the internet, the way they act like lone Fox News somehow is a threat when libs have CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, MSNBC, PBS, The New York Times, The LA Times, The Washington Post and almost every scripted TV show even throws in leftist material.

Thank goodness Hollywood is so moderate...COUGH...

[FreeAvidD]

Um, I don't think liberals (or most Americans)are even aware of this video...

[TiminPhoenix]

Um, you seem to be here commenting on it.

[alexofsyrr]

In general that's true. I love Glenn Beck on CNN and the News Hour with Jim Lehrer on PBS though. They have a couple good programs that aren't entirely liberal.

[rascalz1]

Really? I normally don't post, but that was some pretty bad comedy.

[Wbestever]

One of the best!!!

[slicedsky]

I'm lol...all of this was great but for me the best zinger was Matthews and American Idol, that picture was priceless!

Loved the Keyes/Obama's church joke too!

Great job all!!

Love ya' Jodi!

[mowowie]

Good one this week!

[slowhand1954]

Great Job Jodi as always.

Peace,

Allen

[sakahowdah]

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it and so does Hillary. ;-)

[Macbeagle]

Yeah, Jodie keep up the good work!

[sagacioussue]

Voting under the influence - so that's how we got the Dem Congress!

Great episode.

[Zyx340]

This is conservative so you liberals don't need to comment if you don't like it, because you won't, so just keep your fingers still.

[upabittoolate]

????

[Zyx340]

I have already destroyed you want to go another round I'll win again.

[upabittoolate]

destroyed?...on a youtube video? youre serious? dude get a life

[spiderbaby1958]

In his mind, he will again.

[upabittoolate]

i suppose snarky comments & thumbing one's nose at david letterman jokes constitutes web decimation. that poor guy cant even write a icomplete sentence let alone engage content. i really feel bad for these guys. the world is changing right before their eyes. they dont know how to handle it

[upabittoolate]

*complete sentence

[Zyx340]

I do write complete sentences. Also, don't get on my grammar look at yours.

[Zyx340]

It was a different video and I won the arguement so I destroyed him. I've done that plenty of times. You people give up and I win.

[pwf2412]

when they don't have a good response what they typicaly do is attack on a completely different topic and then try to ignore it when you try and bring them back to the original argument. It's really kind of sad.

keep up the good work

[spiderbaby1958]

If you win every time people get tired of you, you must win a lot!

[Zyx340]

Well, you need to get a life and stop critizing things you don't like already. Now, keep your fingers still if all you're going to do is criticize what you already hate.

[upabittoolate]

dude, youre starting sentences in the middle again. i suppose this is the part where you destroy me. rotflmao

[Zyx340]

What do you mean(?) by "youre starting sentences in the middle again"?

[upabittoolate]

take a look at what you wrote my friend. like i said before, i dont mind disagreeing, but im saying something different. youre not even being rational right now. i'll wait for you

[Zyx340]

Could you just answer the question?

[upabittoolate]

look at what you wrote & make your own conclusion

[Zyx340]

How am I writing sentences in the middle or whatever it is? very cool. That would be doing what your saying I'm doing.

[pwf2412]

I'm gonna go with, no, he won't just answer the question. mostly because he can't, so deflect and avoid. standard lib positions

[TravisTCleveland]

Ah, great webisode.

And I say once more: Liberals are idiots. :)

[pwf2412]

6 more weeks of hillary jokes.

gotta love jodi.

[BuckytheBeagle]

Good job Jodie and the whole Newsbusted group. Funnier and funnier.

[SisyphusOne]

Jodie...  you get better and better... there's nothing stopping you now !!

[Blupillsurfer]

the dems are doomed!

[AnFonE]

I love her facial expressions, I think you're spot on with the punchlines. Keep 'em coming.

[lukesmith07]

fourth

[upabittoolate]

this wasnt too bad. but again, i think the comedy is too formulaic & the jokes aren't well constructed. but jodie is looking pretty good

[devilfromtheway]

First

[TylerNull]

Vote Obama -- Kill Whitey

B. Hussein Obama & Alicia Keys; both rich Democrats with white mothers; both members of the kill-whitey sect of Liberalism.

Democrats are hilarious as long as you keep them away from positions of authority.