How To Speak Russian Fluently In Under Five Minutes

[willycrespo93]

один в оранжевый отвратительный идентификатор, а мастурбировать, чем ебет эта сука шлюха

[ncdangale112]

how do you say argentina or argentinian in russian?

[EFG44]

This is total American chyort.



[SuperPingvinen]

man these accents sucks

[KVN4U]

Девчонки очень не любят гласные)) сАбака, хАрашо, как дИла )))

[KVN4U]

Цветок плавно трансформировался в свиток

[RedMarshallVelimir]

2:05 Слава Сталину! (Long live Stalin!)

xDD

[RadekBoktor]

@RedMarshallVelimir You are disgusting!

[RedMarshallVelimir]

@RadekBoktor disgusting?! Look fro yourself, stupid. I just wrote what right girl said.

[RadekBoktor]

@RedMarshallVelimir Sure go back and remeber then talk to me.

[RedMarshallVelimir]

@RadekBoktor иногда ощущение, что они вообще не понимают, что говорят. Как и в том случае.

[RadekBoktor]

@RedMarshallVelimir ah that would make more sense then.

[ANTISOVOK]

соски

[TheRVD420]

The one in green is fuckable

[ForeverAdelaide]

@TheRVD420

totally she's HOT!!

[alicemarybrandon901]

wow you actually got dog right except it is pronounced coboka not cabaka and i am russian and do speak russian so yeah

[MsrKakashkin]

2:05 там "зиг хай" звучать должно ^^

[buddysb100]

@tvoilubeemaya how do u change it to the cycrillic alphabet?

[StalkerClubMinsk]

Прикольно одна выговаривает слово "как" - очень похоже на английское cock))

[Uk202trooper1]

nac i ees rouy sboob

[NigelDix]

@tvoilubeemaya I have understood, thanks. And write in English. Because, online-translate not correctly translates.

[NigelDix]

@tvoilubeemaya Не совсем понял. Будет что-то вроде "Привет, корешь/чувак"? В чём смысл слова то?) Hi, dude.

[audveltadmuna]

@tvoilubeemaya Hvað í fjandanum? Ég hef aldrei séð þetta myndband á ævinni minni, ég get ekki einu sinni fundið athugasemdina mína! Hvað sagði sá sem var á reikninginum mínum um þessar stelpur? Ég vil bara láta þig vita að það var ekki ég sem sagði þetta.

[jezyoo7]

Nice tits

[bonniehudson]

This video made me laugh :-) you girls should have your own show!

[TheNewcyberlife]

А че русские обижаются? :) Хватит уже обижаться на слова "водка","сталин","балайка" - я сам русский, у водочку употреблять умею, но канадцы алкаши меня перепивают только так, короче при всех наших атрибутах что нам привязались - это не мешает русским занимать ведущие должности изобретателей и конструкторов по всему миру. Про софт и вовсе молчу - статистически нам тут нет равных - так что это даже весело у нас такой стимпанк/киберпанк - водка, балайка и кластера на квантовом суперкомпьютере :)

[TheNewcyberlife]

Кривляки :)

[cronus6282]

are you girls member of the medvedev girls?

[XxairsoftshadowxX]

im related to stalin



[NigelDix]

Hi from Russia! Say me please, how correctly translate "Hi, dude"?

[AtrophyaRedux]

how much for a teen prostitute in russia?

[awesomnessx1000]

im part russian

[greenrobot99]

это фальшивка! Вы не настоящие русские!!!!

[larkess]

Kak tebe nravitsya america? Russian don't speak it like this) In russian it will be "Tebe nravitsya america?" or "Kak tebe america". Combination of words "Kak" and "Nravitsya" doesn't exist in Russian.

[krimcalian]

@larkess А если так "Как тебе может нравится Америка?" =))) No offense, man =) just some grammar =)

[rephaim23]

Pree-vet.

[MrROYALFRESH]

haha you said cock

[NikolaiSeweryn]

Your Russian is so Informal xD Privet is the informal but Strass Vee Tyeh is the formal Just had to point that out ^w^

[Rooskler]

@ElzAndAwiz yes, good! But I spelled ti wrong it should be Ty

[itatsu1]

Дай мне свое удовольствие.

[TheSilverwolf19]

can i double fuck you two?

[Rooskler]

Ti krasivaya devushka. If you're so Russian tell me what that means. If anybody knows then comment in.

[ElzAndAwlz]

@Rooskler you said you are a pretty girl

[Itisallgoingtoend]

@ElzAndAwlz ~~~I want either of their panties they are wearing...wow...beautiful~!

[Itisallgoingtoend]

@Itisallgoingtoend ~~~~~~~~~~Are you two still friends?????? I am so curious.

[1repede]

@Rooskler  hi krasivaya devuska means beatiful girl

[TheHufflepuffGreat]

@Rooskler You're a beautiful girl. (Sp, BTW: Ты красибая девушка)

[AntiFeminaziMale]

I'd do the chick in green. Nice tiddeez.

[rinochka988]

М-Да ААА вы даже самые простые слова сказать не можете , а светок (цветок ) меня вообще убил!!))) Лучше б акцент пытались убрать , а не про водку говорили......................­......................... не хорошо

[rinochka988]

Помоему все америкосы помешаны на водке и нашей стране ,больше чем мы!!!!

[walnuthouse991]

fake!!!!!!! you cant learn russian fluent with this video. they only saying a few basic phrases and speaking mostly english

[mikemike20202020]

in the green, you are pretty

[tev0001]

vodka is vodkalishka learn traditional

not the americanized bullshit

[yasumi07]

Всё выучил. Говорю теперь по-русски без проблем.

[DemoKnight100]

@yasumi07 cool man, good for you

[Joeytr3s]

Both girls are cute, but there's something about the one in green that caught my eye ;)

[vidtripz]

ca ba kah LOL chewbaca 

[martabbz777]

idiots haarasho means okey not good nd ur trying to tach us how to speak even i know what that means nd ive only been doing russian for lyk 3 weeks now...........dumb

[crrruelacid]

@martabbz777 "horosho" means good. okey is more like нормально

[samburger01]

How do u say let's stroll

[AHTOHT8]

водка? нихуёвенько деФки базарят по нашински( plz translate), но зазубрить пару словечек не значит выучить русский язык))

[deutschemauser]

Sexy legs

[SuperVirusas]

this is how to speak russian say pashol nahui pidor

[U2935]

AMY ADAMS ON THE RIGHT???!!!??

Lmafo

[Lebtitbrahim]

you are soo funny girl and so beautifull ilove Speak Russian

[Kosyak712]

Тупорылые американские маромойки. Слово "маромойки" вы не переведёте по гуглу, это чисто русское слово.

[BassBitz]

@Kosyak712 что смешно

[krimcalian]

@Kosyak712 Полезла за толковым словарем. Русский должен русский знать! Что еще за маромойка....

[Kosyak712]

@krimcalian

Увы, английским не владею, попробую по Гуглу. The stupid, stupid girl, in the most offensive sense of the word, well, I do not know, this is not translated. Russian will understand.

[adam91079]

Nice girls

[audveltadmuna]

Теперь я могу говорить свободно России. Благодаря горячие девушки!

[Rampoo1208]

pree:vee:et means Hello not hi

[Gazavat212]

Brighton Beach Vory love your fucking show!

Chechnya ostvobodnaya!

[faridjabba]

hotis, gde ty shiviete?

[shisha86]

dumb as hell

[fightinside1]

COCK di la? lol :D

[baar34]

@fightinside1 wth are you 12?

[martinliao1992]

i just want to date with  russian girls ,most of them are beautiful .

[TheK1N1]

@martinliao1992 yeah, sadly, most of the russian men are ugly

[martinliao1992]

@TheK1N1 really a good point ,but russian is really tough for me to learn ,though i'm in an international city ,i still cannot speak it fluently ,it really take time,2 month ,let's see what 's going on .( a young boy who might be enchanted with russian girls )

[baar34]

@martinliao1992 I'm pretty much learning russian the same reason you are :P

[martinliao1992]

@TheK1N1 such a good view .lol

[egersixsixsix]

@TheK1N1 cool story bro

[SZF123456]

i'd do the green one

[Yonkers16]

how to speak fluent russian u say?...easy.its all about the accent.

"Hэllou, mai ankul nikolai, rans a prostitution ring in new york"

"Ofkours i vork эs a progremmer, thэt is whai I hэv a 100.000$ BMW, эnd a 10.000$watch"

"wen I drink, mai waif das not laik it, bekous i always menedg to hit her in the fэis"

[MusicaliciousBabe]

You guys are awesome. Especially after spending 3 hours on some serious Russian study (I tried okay)... This was really good fun. Thanks!

[riley704]

1:36 love the emphasis on the first word

[Zoyuz07]

hurra wipiem for all the People from Kiev,odessa and Lugansk

[alantjost]

Fuck this satellite shit. Ever since the gulf war we know that England and the others in the coalition of the willing are nothings but satellites of the US.

[MickeyLove01]

buy a dildo and find out what your pussy is for

[ConradFerguson]

I hate you both. Not because I thought this video would actually teach me anything about russian. I didn't even have to watch 1 minute of it to find out it wouldn't. But, because you're stupid.

Don't get me wrong. I'd fornicate with either or both of you (sametimeplease) But... My values would force me to knock you both the fuck out before/as/after I finished.

[MusicaliciousBabe]

@ConradFerguson interesting values... hmm... lol

[ConradFerguson]

@MusicaliciousBabe I'm just saying

[MusicaliciousBabe]

@ConradFerguson What values??? I didn't get it.

[ConradFerguson]

@MusicaliciousBabe Values... like... personal beliefs and feelings that I have. That drive me to do and say the things I do and say. Example: Fuck stupid bitches.

[MusicaliciousBabe]

@ConradFerguson Hmm ok!

[seethesparkz]

fake and gay?

[hondatrxrider01]

fake and gay

[MrRuvim1]

fake and gay

[crynoob1000]

fake and gay

[TheGrungeSinger]

stalin, giggle,giggle,giggle

[Mudozvonius]

Russia is not balalaika!

[95BrickSquad]

Well it's pussy.

[cherrycouture011]

dura



[joan8021]

lame..

[Backwoodzr]

shoosha!

[CptAirbus]

why does 119 people doesn't like this, they're two beautiful girls guys -.- are u guys gay or what ?

[Mistafixa101]

I hope you like preverts

[grousie]

I want my 5 minutes back....

[allyjoteen]

annunciate!  COCK di-la!

[XxAEFenixxX]

in soviet russia, i means u

[SutTakova]

Вы совсем ебанулись делать жест нацизма во славу Сталина?

Зиг хайль - это приветствие Гитлера, империю которого Сталин уничтожил.

Это все-равно, что Джорджа Буша приветствовать криком "Аллах Акбар".

Тьфу на вас, гадкие американцы!

Только вы способны спутать с нацистами тех, кто пожертвовал 28 миллионами жизней, чтобы избавить вас и всю западную Европу от нацисткой армии.

[LGExFuZion]

@SutTakova Translated

You just do ebanulis gesture of Nazism to the glory of Stalin?

Sieg Heil - Hitler is a greeting, an empire that Stalin destroyed.

It's all the same, that George W. Bush to welcome cry of "Allah Akbar".

Fie on you, ugly Americans!

Once you are able to confuse the Nazis with those who have sacrificed 28 million lives to save you and all of western Europe from the Nazi army.

Reply first off im not ugly i bet if i took a shit and looked at it it would be just like you

[SutTakova]

@LGExFuZion This translation is totally wrong.

That message is for ukrainian girl on video, not for you

[Mrusful]

2:30, ржака

[yarmo28]

neigh horror show / He xopowo

[BadRumpelstiltskin]

Хорошие девочки. Сами вы психи.

[SuperScarlett16]

Good I wanna learn and speak Russian bad haha and agreed with the bugs lol hate it

[starzfreak92]

thanks guys you actually help me remember some of the words i lost.

[JoshuaHo93]

the girl in green is really cute looking, Русские девушки на победу!

[Silver90210]

You two are funny. спасибо!

[xeqipex]

Russian and Ukrainian are different languages! If you want to practice Russian better write to me! I am native Russian speaker.

[jradetzky]

hot gals

[overfiendavi]

here is one word the girls should learn .....otsassi

[KBatUofH]

I farted so loud halfway thru the video I hurt my asshole

[vinnieRokz]

@KBatUofH what the fuck? lol omg that mad me laugh

[excavtrooper]

@KBatUofH , If you frayed the bits round the ring edge, try a rubber tap (faucet) washer, then carry on guffing as normal.

[LoyalPatriot1775]

suka.

[InfernoWarfare]

beats a hammer and sickle every time!

[Artemayk]

молодцы

[jeanburtonbroadbent]

down suka

[kicun4ikkatya]

Try to translate this : Идите в жопу, тупые, американские малолетки

[THeFFeCtiv3]

@kicun4ikkatya Go to hell stupid american ?(google translater is good)

[JOSEDIEGO0569]

@kicun4ikkatya едят дерьмо сволочь. Эти девочки не было смысла никакого вреда для вас.

But I do have to say the whole stalin thing could have been pretty offensive lol.

[druid80lvl]

and gde vodka?

[sexysputnik]

Que hiciste? Yo no se russo. hay a todos es caca.

[msBotwin]

stupid girls-(

[ito6a]

"где водка?" и "слава сталин" сразили наповал, подписался =D

Greetings from Moscow :)

[PailinAC]

cute~

[PraiseEducation]

Umm, I really want to learn Russian, but my instincts tell me that I should trust you guys...xD

[alissi2986]

If you want to learn Russian i can help you with it. It not easy but if you know the alphabet and you know how to read you 'll learn it really fast :)

[Ifckedyourmomtwice]

@alissi2986

Help Me D;

[alissi2986]

sure why not:)

i would love to

[alissi2986]

@Ifckedyourmomtwice so what do you wanna learn first?

[Ifckedyourmomtwice]

@alissi2986

I have no Idea were to start...

And are you Russian or do you just know the language?

[alissi2986]

why don't you just give me your email that way i can answer your questions and teach Russian:P

[alissi2986]

@Ifckedyourmomtwice No, I'm not Russian but I lived in Russia for 12 years since I was 3 :) so I think we should start from the basic stuff, what do you think?

[GetPPiercedBabe]

freaking crap !!

[SuperEzekial99]

Yebut, vy Suka =)

[googiy6]

them girls need some good hardcore fucking in the ass! эх, бля, ебать их надо! заткнуть рты членами

[britishpolitics1]

this is  Rubbish

[garanss]

It is strange, but American girls look like Russian.

In fact you are very good at Russian, but Russian contains many swear words and you better not know them.

[SomeOne2806]

"Где водка?" они произносят лучше всего (:

[KakashiRaikiri1]

что за чмо

[118candyman]

cock dee la

[CTumyL]

Шлюха :D

[gleb202]

Hey gurlz! As a native russian speaker i must say you dont pronounce russian words 100% properly,but you both are very funny and cute :)

[CamoShield]

Sorry, but TURN THAT SH** UP! please.

[fireyulia]

LOL! Love the last part girls... I get that in Australia actually... "Is it cold in Russia? Are you studying?" "What?! I live here!" I could relate to that.

[v3dDotRu]

in green nice

[fedorin1234]

"Where are you from" is the most annoying question ever. I was in us last summer (i'm russian). And by the end of my trip i was just totally fucked up by this question. It wasn't any funny and enjoyable to talk to people who asked me about my nationality. But i couldn't kill them or run away cuz i was the-best-waiter-ever (=D kidding. actually, not bad waiter though) and talk very kindly and answered to tons of same boring questions. I wish to speak english as well as you, guys, do.

[vergamoth]

girl green hot !!

[DrochitiPizdami]

pokazhi mene cho mezhdoo nogami!

[SkaperTV]

Stereotypes, nothing more!

[newsmolensk]

психи =)

[TheSoreberry]

@newsmolensk

...это всё последствия бодуна! to foreign language speakers- please don´t try to imitate this girls speaking Russian- it sounds like the morning after a hangover :D

[lDreikal]

Ok. Russian = vodka. I knew it!

[CJless]

You two are a bunch of tards!

So discriminating! If you were making this film in front of me I would have happily destroyed your camera! Stay where you are, don't bother visiting Russia or Australia!

Grr, you make me sick!

[PhantomGameReview]

hui :D

[asstosser]

I want to have there panties...i like both..i would pay there panties.

[MyOwnGuitarHero]

jejejejejeje слава сталин XD

[onewhopwns]

@MyOwnGuitarHero slava stalin?slava LENIN not stalin.....

[illumteiswalking]

you guys suck you have a horrible accent