Joseph Translates [Holy Umbrella]

[SilkyScreen]

This is holy umbarellalabe (lol WHAT)

[TheChrislikespie]

the video should have ended at 1:50

[ThisIsIt732]

"My name is.. doing blum badum bahfjnnjfg."

[BASArtemis92]

Y'know, if it weren't for Erectimus Prime there, this game would only be weird.

[RomeinKnome44]

Sandusky has a pet penguin? Strange man.

[ickybobclay26]

I didn't know that sandusky was in this game

[chinonononozu]

sesuteso

[imlikeabossonaboat]

BRING OUT THE GIMP. (thumbs up if you know what it means)

[bobyoboby2021]

He obviously used google translator.

[airexanimegirl]

He called himself 'Sesuteso' xD

[TomokoSaika]

Time-warping dildo

[DrknssRules1]

Knowing the Japanese, that's probably what they're really fucking saying.

[gaminggoddess85]

This game does have a fan translation now, ya know.

[boethiah12]

@gaminggoddess85 its not as funny.

[BigPeaUK]

Best 4pp ever! Add lib through the whole game!

[theninjaofhell]

Who else thought the robot-tank's barrel was it's dick? xD

[zerotankor]

"Hello little boy, I'm just a manly man walking through the woods with my Penguin." XD

[PudItOnUtube]

AHHH it went up my ass!!!

[Ryushinku]

"Welllll...good job."

[uningpuu]

1:33-1:34 A RED DILDO !! geez...a dildo in the middle of rain that kinda scary

[Freshmilk120]

"I run in the rain"

[BASArtemis92]

Does sesuteso even mean anything in Japanese, or does it just sound funny to Japanese people? :/ I'm curious.

[mikkabouzu]

@BASArtemis92 Nope, it's just gibberish. It's an odd collection of letters is all.

[EliteOM3G4]

halfway through I forgot that this was a joke translation and wondered why the tank man didn't take his dildo back from the kid

[JusticeJudge]

2:43 CANNON PENIS!

[Cjfahy1]

Vagaina



[Blajammer]

your name is sesuteso?

[SeberHusky]

"You know, my penguin here can work an 8MM movie camera!"

[Cusack187]

Oh my god that was hilarious X'D "ifjndjeojduuufjhj! I had a stroke! But im feeling better now!"

[whitecrackerjacks]

beat with tennis sneakers?.....

[VTown1989]

LOL, this guy is hilarious. He should play more game like this so he can narrate.

[gacktskitsune]

Jo should get into voice acting!

I love the voices he gave to the tank, the old man and the...penguin? XD;

[COZYTW]

We need more Joseph Translates episodes.

It's so good, it should be its very own series in its very own playlist.

[TheNatasha44]

lol!! Omg! XD damn

[Hamoth]

That was incredible!

[254myers122]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHA i just had a stroke but im better now!

[TheKrawtch]

joseph is becoming a legend of his own rite.

partly because he has the voice of a full grown man, with the mind of a child

[Born2doU]

HOLY BALLS there's alot of dialouge!

[RippedLama]

Favourited! XD

[stevensonbak]

A lot of little boys would kill to have Sean Connery perform therapy sessions on them.

[TheWeirdPlant]

Fuck, I can't breathe. XDDD

[bioblitzer]

this makes me question is sexuality lol

[lemonsocksbob]

The tags for this video are just kinda extremely win.

[mryeti94]

my side hurts from laughing

[AwkwardArmadillo]

5:38 "you make my pants fill with joyous majestic goo" HAHAHA

[CeatcodeDelta32]

@AwkwardArmadillo Use it as a pickup line

[RonRonRonWeasIey]

Lol his name is Sesuteso

[killerkrosser]

im scared, confused and slightly aroused

[yazgup]

I must be the expert in teleportation...

[blakeoxx]

3 people used to play a game called Cross.

[Kurogetsu1]

improv voice acting at it's finest

[hunnikay]

2:40 actually translated right haha

[firewolf47]

hahaha! せすてそ = sesuteso

[misty11]

@firewolf47 what dose sesuteso means?

[firewolf47]

@misty11 Nothing I know of Japanese :P. I was laughing because I think that he just hit random symbols XD

[DrStuff142]

This was so good that practically everyone and their mother in chat were yelling out highlight.

[clayton8m]

I like his improv. He's the best of all the 4pp haha

[MissBLacKOuTz]

beginning song= my neighbor totoro!!

[pikachu9297]

2:55 it's in his mouth... duh

[XKingaminX]

I wonder what joseph would do if he was translating between world leaders

[movingtarget12321]

Not the most perverted thing to come out of japan...

[DestinLegends]

lol Some of the best 4pp yet

[Extnoob]

Does he get home to his dad in the end?

[whenindoubtdo]

3:50 Seems I'll only be thinking with my BIG head now.

This is 8 minutes of pure genius.

[Uvi91]

Whatever it looks like red skateboard or scooter to me. xD

[Xalotha]

I just had a stroke, omg xD hahah

[wolfernater]

stan-sitting there

[JosephChrist]

Excellence in broadcasting. lol.

[speakablejohn]

I nearly died laughing at this last night!

[Garell2]

Lol Joseph's the man!

[heyjeySigma]

4:13 MAH BOI !!

[heshwuan]

Way better than Brad's voice-over work..

[Watoko]

3 people don't stick dildos up their asses! Hahaha!

Wait...

[LunneSW89]

And as always: THE TRANSCRIBED AUDIO IS HILARIOUS!

[19texasraised92]

rofl this is funny as balls

[xcloudxstrife88]

simply brilliant 

[isabelpang]

dying of laughter.

[sugarpuffmonsta]

Joseph is my new favourite.

[alef321]

classic japanese game.

[azaz129]

And here I was trying the black dildos..

[MrFiretom]

lol creepy woodsman and penguin.

[MegaMan6947]

I want youtube to hire joseph to translate all foreign vids on youtube. :L

[AusKNightmare]

@MegaMan6947 all foreign videos? you do know that for many people english is a foreign language right???

[MegaMan6947]

@AusKNightmare Yeah, but they're foriegn to me.

[AusKNightmare]

@MegaMan6947 but not for everyone

[MegaMan6947]

@AusKNightmare I should give a shit, why??? They are foreign to ME, I was speaking of foreign to ME.

[MegaMan6947]

@AusKNightmare And why were you snooping around in back here on the fourth comment page anyway!? >:|

[wolfman884]

Iron Commando ain't got nothing on this manly man with penguin

[2hakkabakka]

"Sesuteso". What a beautiful name.

[me477777]

YOU GUYS PLAY ON VIZZED?!?!

[KawoskiKoh]

joseph*

[KawoskiKoh]

DAYUUM Brad's voiceover matches with the game xD

[Sandin82]

@KawoskiKoh

Yeah... Brad's... :l

Everyone at 4pp is Brad.

[KaNe1493]

@KawoskiKoh it's joseph not brad! ffs! there IS more than one! hence the name 4playerpodcast!

[Donavon55]

The old guy looks like Bill from L4D

[dahs44]

his penis shrank 3 times that day

[FadyFTJ]

This makes me remember why I appreciate Cocktail Time more than the regular show sometimes :')

[sixbeatsperminute]

i laughed when i saw this on my subbox!:D

[rabbeseking]

This is spectacular

[MrRetlav]

Look like a adult with teenager body and face wearing kindergarden clothes....

i am concerned...

[maffetommy]

the pinguin is absolutely hillarious!!!

[givemeyourmoneynao]

I've never laughed this hard at any youtube video ever.

[monkeyboy2222100]

I died on the last video and now this LOL

[danm36]

Nice spontaneous syncing!

[lCharles445l]

Good work with the penguin, the improvisation really matched with the text boxes.

[tores50]

Canon penis much? 3:00

[Ozku9]

Hmm..... I gotta try stick red dildo up in my ass sometime.

[Worzx]

@Ozku9 My friend bought me a pink one as a joke, i can send it to you if you want, its still in its package ;P

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@Ozku9 I'll warn you, it doesn't work.....although my posture is strangely better! :D

[danm36]

Sticking a red soggy dildo up your ass grants you the ability of teleportation.

Seems legit.

[Philllip15]

LOL

[staticfreaker]

lol "My erection is hardy and is made of metal".

[tores50]

:O

[SeanGymkhana]

2:44 lolz at the tank robot

[ChannelJ52]

The Aristocrats!!

[thatweirdchild100]

DERP