Things You CAN'T Do When You're NOT a Dog

[mooseguy04]

why is this filmed in my house....and why am i just finding this out....i'm very scared.

[kamayamaya100]

hahaha i really want to be this cool when i'm older

[BittyWoof]

Too funny. What we put up with from our dogs.

[MrsCMDuncan]

When he escaped out the front door I laughed so hard. I thought "you little Sh*t!" haha

[dariatv]

Funniest vid I've seen for a while :)

[LittleLulubee]

FUNNY! :)

[craziiazzleo]

Zooms out the front door :) HILARIOUS

[AmaziinqVids]

you forgot about eating your own puke so that your owner doesn't find it.

[EroSennin6669]

66 cats disliked this vid?

[SANDTANK26]

hahahhaha

[BingBadaBoom121]

who pees straight down?

[SKATEkidx2]

Tyler goin to Wallmart

[chordsofcolor]

When his little head appeared from up under the table with that face of concern I was weak.

[blcairncross]

It's funny because most of these are things that dogs shouldn't even get away with. Jumping on people, begging at the table, escaping, humping... bad dog!

[loriwatt08]

Hilarious!!



[sharea01]

Tyler is cute tho

[1991Dgray]

so a double negative makes it a positive, I CAN DO THOSE THINGS!

[Chris53456]

@1991Dgray Wrong, It is things you cannot do....alright, following me? When you are NOT a dog. You can't do those because you are not a dog. Herp-a-fucking derp.

[1991Dgray]

@Chris53456 I was actually just being sarcastic but thanks for being an youtube Nazi.

[WolfFancer]

The funniest part is when he runs out the door. He just keeps going and going. RUN TYLER RUN!

[ubersum1]

:'D

[TheGreenMonstahh]

Haha I was hoping he got hit by a car or started to fight another dog!

[ElvenNights1]

was that wes welker?

[BananaphonE35]

i fucking was rolling in my chair when he got out

[gcman96]

same plates as me...

[KINGOFDARKNESS48]

Haha I do all those things and more like running on 4 feet so freaking fast , you can't do that , we can do a chalenge :D

[Whettel]

i definitely expected him to get hit by a car at the end

[trainsetyo]

HEY HEY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?

[uke52]

hahahahaha! these guys' videos are always surprisingly funny

[DeluxeFlame]

I don't know...I think tyler showed those are things you can do when you're not a dog.

[RandomPumishumi]

I wanted to see try to play with another dog

[LOTRmonkeypurple]

a suggestion for the future at the end i was just waiting for "the dog" to get hit by a car

[EnchantedEnchantress]

@LOTRmonkeypurple me to...lol

[IAmBlondeNinja]

You cant ask a girl to rub your belly

[n0snevets]

Thumbs up if you wanted him to get hit by a car at the end.

[apwill14]

you should do a "things you cant do when you're not drunk" video! Love these!

[jmobstfeld]

I totally lost it at 1:15

[ewsh6070]

@jmobstfeld me too

[uke52]

@jmobstfeld me too hahaha

[XmuertenegraX]

its kinda like a dane

[Lakerz24Life]

i thought he was gonna get hit by a car when he got out haha

[bwmcr]

@Lakerz24Life i was waiting for the electric collar hahaahha

[hellothisiskyle]

This is clearly inspired by Brian Regan's standup.

[songbird193]

Hahahahahaha lol day made xD

[theawesomedudet]

I get you name now...

Don't be that guy.

[amorclasificado]

seriously ???

[Donnwestt]

hahaha,i'm glad i watched this today.

[xallmylovex]

lmao toooo funny

[AandGbffs]

Omg lol exactly like my dogs! All of these! I have 7 dogs and at least one of them does each thing! Slol this is so funny

[lesteralive07]

too funny & immature

[bezawesome]

hahaha omg XD

[horselovergirl103]

I thought he was going to get hit by a car..

[JUSTICEGIRL2009]

@horselovergirl103 ikr!

[sequestre]

Wow dude, you managed to show more parallels between man-kind and dog-kind than even the Bible does. You know like Proverbs 26:11, the one Peter mentioned in 2 Peter 2:22 (although I must admit, I was feeling nauseated after viewing this). I would recommend working on the title a bit more though; I mean I would change it to something like: "Created in God's image? i DON'T THINK SO!" or "The Likeness of Man" or maybe "Whose Your Daddy". No, I would make the title simply, "Why We Need A Savior".

[sliverblade48]

Wtf

[xXTheBestaXx]

Lol what would you do if Tyler just randomly came into your house and started humping your leg? XD

[emeraldgemini19]

Laughed my Ass off :D 

[Jimbobjojo]

The bit when he ran out was funny.

[TheDogsrock11]

hahahaha

[XxKtBearxX]

Hahaha this is hilarious ^_^

[madman101ish]

can u get away with kicking someone to the ground? my dogs can do that AND THEIR F***ING CHI-WA-WAS D:

[bkatyra123]

I thought that you could do 0:20....

[KBlink89]

@otunnicliff

So what if they have a nice house. Chill out.

[Mgirl244]

LMAO! Bigstuf<3 i love themmm i got their autographh

[CriticsConfession]

@mesathecute OH! I GET IT!

[jamesshauna08]

lmfao

[creamcheesenation]

i know one thing you CAN do when your NOT a dog: DOGYSTYLE

[LegalEagle000]

i thought he'd get hit by a car at the end

[biblegirl]

0:24 is totally something one of my friends does when one of his buddies comes around. It made me LOL

[toyotafam]

@BlowT0RCHproductions u r wrong

[TheHappyLittleKitten]

One of those things is humping your owner's leg.

[thelastlonesurvivor]

Umm not exactly what us expect from a church leader. What's with bleeping they shouldn't be any need for it at all..

[nevadie133]

@thelastlonesurvivor Is English your third language or something? If so, let me explain; I think you meant to say, "Umm, this is not exactly what I'd expect from a church leader. What's with the bleeping? There shouldn't be any need for it at all." Which, I must admit, is a terrible comment. Did you watch the video? The whole point was that dogs' behavior is ridiculous. Did you think that they were encouraging people to poop in public? Obviously not, so obviously the same goes for the cursing.

[BeansAndBaskets]

Honest question: How do you guys make videos like this and continue to be godly guys and leaders in your church? My friends and I make similar videos. Some for us and some for our church. No matter what though, if it's at all risque, we have to take one down. We couldn't get away with making a video like this and keeping posted. Do you guys just have a special relationship with your church or do you guys have to state your case for making a edgy video? A response would be most appreciated.

[Echosofthemind]

@BeansAndBaskets Did they ever reply to your question?

[BeansAndBaskets]

@Echosofthemind no.... :(

[TheFlaviocerna]

Lo ke no debes hacer kuando no eres perro!! xD

[XXXXDARKTEMPLARXXXX]

THOUGHT THIS WAS JIM PARSONS =Z

[BL0WT0RCHproductions]

person and how you treat other people. Oh, and: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'm a Christian. Live with it. And Tyler: keep making awesome videos. They're hilarious.

[BL0WT0RCHproductions]

Seriously people? It's a FUCKING video for the internet to see. Funmom: if you don't want your kids to see it, don't let them watch. At least he bleeped it out. And everyone else: who gives a shit if they fake swore or even swore for real. That doesn't mean their not Christians. Pull the bibles out of your ass and grow the fuck up. God doesn't give a shit about swearing. Honestly: if someone got denied entrance to heaven solely for swearing I'd be shocked. God cares more about who you are as a

[sugarhillrich]

How about the infamous, rubbing the butt along the carpet routine?

[paaloozaa]

@sugarhillrich

that's usually when a dog has worms

[Tigerrre]

@paaloozaa Not worms. Dogs will sometimes "rub" across the carpet when their anal glands are full.

[Wildstyle23]

check the french movie called "dider" based on this idea

[overvoltage]

was funnier few years ago when it appeared on Malcolm in the middle

[nilsvids]

@overvoltage yeah reese is so idiot :p

[slicetwo]

this is amazing.

[Ravidist]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY, GET OUT OF MY F***ING YARD, WHAT THE HECK!?

[kristindehli]

Hahahah.. love it.

[shark5456]

I thought he was gonna get hit by a car too...

[siy202]

hahahahaha

[bodygaurd60]

that was gay

[hhscatfish05]

Tyler, I would let you hump my leg. :)

[hhscatfish05]

hmm....I didn't know humping people's legs were a problem...don't they like that???

[fifiree]

haha poopin by the road lol

[bandguy360]

lol the face when he was sniffing his ass

[pianokeys91]

Two of these people are in videos we use in kids church........

[theresa82728]

@pianokeys91

I was a bit shocked to see this video...

[trashMann312]

I died when he ran lmao

[mbudd121]

I'm glad he didn't lick his ass

[mikeandike76]

@mbudd121 or his dick lol

[xswirl]

haha, loved the running part

[mmmhm234]

that. was. amazing.

[jppotato17]

U need to put up more of these videos

[gasdive]

I used to be a postman and there was one old lady on my round who was *exactly* like Tyler at the begining of this clip.

[InHisShadow111]

I heard you guys were Christians.. What's with the fake cussing!?

[HighFiveFunnY]

@InHisShadow111 its ok dude...calm down, I mean your freaking out about fake cussing..

[nenanoo]

@InHisShadow111 Casting stones are we?

[theresa82728]

@nenanoo These guys are in the Christian videos that are shown to my children in church... just a bit of a double standard on their part. I don't have a problem with the "fake cussing", but I don't think they should promote such polar opposites as entertainment.

[LeeM3You]

lmao when he runs away at the end XD

[funmom71]

So Tyler I think you have funny videos but the whole "bleep" word was not necessary. You know my kids look at this. Do you really think Dogs cus? I know my dogs don't.

[NiCkOlAsHuTtOn]

@funmom71 And how the BLEEP do you know your dogs aren't cussing up a storm everytime they see a postman?

[catxgirlx34]

@funmom71 I'm pretty sure moms would rather deny against the leg humping. Unless you let your kids leg hump.

[Vire70]

@funmom71

Dogs would 'cuss' if they could. Why the hell not? They obviously don't speak a distinct language so your assumption is illogical.

[EdgarDirby]

Looks like the neighbors put in some skylights...

[nix63]

0:29 his knee kinda looks like a baby's head... awkward...

[h3adbang0r]

they forgot ball sniffing. or they just consider ball sniffing ok for humans.

[tyzenha]

lol

so funny

That is exactly what happens to the dogs..crazy dogs haha

[SuperSmilePro]

YUOU GUYS HOSTED BIGSTUF WHEN I WENT I FRICKING LOVE YOU GUYSSS ^_^ altho im tring to find all the songs they played... help me out??

[gunnarbenja]

really funny video ty



[Genny7398]

Lmfao :D

Great Video.. Loved It xDD

[Faelivrin12]

the end is the best :D

[shanil857]

you should do thing you cant do when your not a octor i wanna see that one :P

[Diontjuhz]

lol fucking genius~!

[ItstheMelmann]

I do that at :20 all the time though. D:

[sangonikkinicole]

I LOVE the ending xD He just zooommmmss off xD

[LaLaLaBlondie]

hahahahahaha

[soso104]

thumbs up for leg-humping!

[sonyym]

Hahaha This reminds me of Sheldon!

[Anthony200588]

Would have loved to have seen them cover that awkward moment when things are heating up in the bedroom and the dopey mutt sits there watching intently... dirty little perverts...

[pastorjamie72]

Flippin' hilarious!

[magicalcrazyness]

Loved the first part.

[kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl]

The end would've been funnier if he got run over.

[kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl]

Some of these were creepy. But funny as hell.

[Suburbannite]

that was actually sort of funny

[2000boxter]

Hilarious....

[sbalogh53]

My dog can do a few other things not shown in this video. I won't elaborate!

[UltimateRCnetwork]

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

[The0Zero]

I was waiting for him to get hit by a car there at the end.

[sweetnessek]

@The0Zero haha me 2 :P

[Horselips13]

@The0Zero

Me too!

[couvepodre]

@The0Zero me too!!!!!! i swearr!! hAhah

[halloween0305]

おもしろい！　犬を飼育しているからよくわかります！！！

[carlosfvs]

lol

that guy kinda looks like Sheldon (B.B.T)

[DaniBGodoy]

HAHAHAHHA

[pirulo120]

assajsjsja its soooooo cool

[discdognation]

Fantastic vid ... great post

[pamelamarxsen]

Too funny! and soooo true!

[colorwoman]

Brilliant! Thanks guys!

[bdope]

first one is the best

[vampiresun]

Shit!!! That's so funny!!! 5 stars!!!

[jeanwana]

xD xD xD

[kanfor]

Don´t buy a dog, please!

I have one :-(

[quijaman]

Cosas que NO debes hacer si NO eres un perro

[iD2VID]

hahaha, 'inches mamadas =)

[PLestrange]

OMFG!! its soooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mraccident]

I didn't know you can't do that if you're not a dog, I do these thinks all the time. Damn! I should watch myself from now on.

[sbtDave]

@mraccident hahahaha yes you should!!! :p

[swpesto]

That was hilarious! LOL!!!

[XlaceratedX]

SO i see you guys go to north point. I live in cumming, that's cool. Nice to see that you don't have to live in california to be a youtube celeb :)

[thebigmissmina]

I still think it would be interesting to be a dog!!!

[001SuperSonic]

WTF hahahahahaha

[iElectronics]

LMFAO

[atomikitten]

Well done, guys. Great video idea.

[TheQueenbitch28]

haha lmao funny

[corndog3030]

haaaaaa

[xxTHEAfterMath]

hahahaha so funny

[Huntorkrunk]

LAWLOCAUST!

[tj35pivot]

haha lol 5 stars

[TheCrowdsVoice]

lmfao nice

[delanijonasx3]

HAHAHAAH.

[purplecandyxx]

LOOOL

[fashionballetNYC5]

HAHAHAAA! So true!

[bowquin]

Fantastic!!!!

[SexCyberGuideCom]

good

[Knackbacke]

I think thats a fake, nobody acts liek this!

[go5gum]

no shit