Black Jesus is the Cure

[LaRecessionistaFiles]

OMG LMAO Why is this NOT on TV!! LMAOO

[kd4adv]

those 2 other guys don't even give a shit.

[AntonSlizzardhands]

This is hilarious.

[Itzzy11]

AHAAHAHAAA... :D

[WILDKCAT]

BLUETOOTH....

[HipHopHatesRap]

Dude on the right at 1:57 look like sad Drake

[ophib88]

o you dont like what im talkin bout huh? LMFAO

[Bruinboi16]

a lil cardiovasular BRISK morning walks n shit 'cross the beach.. lol

[ManUfourteen]

is black jesus wearing a bluetooth head set?

[youngdrodeau]

"One of them gon be a scientist.."

HAHAHAHA.

[CaramelCookie10]

is that drake over there!

[Seriphyn]

Is it me, or does this actually sound like the Jesus from the Gospels? Good job if so.

[arelius1971]

Take them niggas out, if they hate REPLACE them !!!

[purebrownsugar77]

They a trip! LOL

[pcb222]

hahahahahahahahah

[youngholla1985]

lmao...this nigga got a blue tooth in his ear the whole time....smh

[IbDatChick]

Oh Lord please save my son! ---> that was yo mama n****a, Cause she know you be running them streets!

[DAVE1986SKI]

brisk morning walks and shit HAHA!

[JayStray0586]

"oh you don't like what i'm talkin bout huh?" lmao

[savethetribqueen]

Word is born God.....Than I ate it............

[savethetribqueen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­

[hiphoplover19]

yo i love the way homie be brake shit down deep shit pay close attention and you will get where homie getting at keep it up ma dude mad love from paterson new jerz son 973 stand up

[Eyeslam]

This is wisdom in disguise. Love it.

[804archie]

this is so funny

[MrRhard123]

why is half of his body black he has the legs of a white man!

[Berzerkerevl]

touch niggas off!

[KnightzForever0]

they look geeked as fuck lol haters ass friends

[1pwNz0mb13Z]

yo dis this is mad deep....

especially at the end

[Bhatch2007]

Spread a lil joy and a lil kindness my nigga!!

[shariefwat]

I' m a guy who looks at topics like the Egyptians being black and the black presence in preconlonial America (see my uploads and favorites) , but when it comes to Jesus, I don t think that race is important. Could the reason God told folks not to make a image of him be due to the race issue and the heated debates that follow. We are dealing with spiritul issues on the planet and focus on the race of the most influentul spiritul leader in all of history would put our focus in the wrong place

[MrTrevor2020]

"oh youn like what im talkin bout huh" lmfao yoo black jesus put niggas in check

[MagicGonza91]

why the hell has black jesus some snatchy blue light in his ear??

[turboej1driver]

@MagicGonza91 bluetooth bro

[MagicGonza91]

@turboej1driver true true... i realized later, thanks man

[delinquent000]

@MagicGonza91 yeah what is dat? blinks like the blue dot when you got a message on a sidekick. funny video though.

[Symbolyzer]

The black guy (jesus) looks like a tiny shaq xD

[carlDJS]

loook at the niggas all calm and shit hanging wit JESUS if that was me i would be pole jocking him like crazy!.... No Homo ¬_¬ 

[Bhatch2007]

@carlDJS Damn how you got that emoticon?

[ChickenTenderizm]

i like how black jesus has a bluetooth hahaha

[Brdl]

hahaha i love the dudes.. just ignorin jesus all day

[N8Fatty]

"You niggas is some haters" ROFL can't talk to your friends about shit good in your life ROFL

[koldcat9021]

omgosh too funny ......black jesus keepin it real

[SHAKADUZIT]

look like waka at 0:16

[pypy22]

black Jesus needs a movie thumbs up if you agree

[SoMoteItB19]

lol.....watch the dude in the white T-shirt. lol He's totally stuck! hahaha ~Tiffany~

[xavius365]

"BRISK morning walks,,,"

[AverySparkx]

LOL look under his hair black jesus got a bluetooth flashing!

1:05

[sarahbinney]

ha! his two friends or 'disciples' make it even more funny. haha they are not tryna hear it. lol

[bewteequeen]

I have officially been educated! I didn't know Jesus drunk Gatorade ! Lol!!!

[kinghur]

Yo momma nigga....yo momma

[MYNDSPIRIT]

LOL ...this guy is too funny!

[Malcolmhonda]

Man these niggas are real ungrateful.

[BlueNile123]

dude in the white t-shirt looks perpetually high

[burton9873]

@BlueNile123 He also looks like a young Ron Artest

[BlueNile123]

Oh, Lord, please, please, save my son.......(head turn and finger point)...That was yo momma nigga, that was yo momma nigga, cuz she know you be runnin the motherfuckin streets

[JoseMedBarlo]

ya niggers some haters

[OooroveooO]

LOL Dat Waz ur mom niGGa

[ebonymonk]

Anybody who hates on these video's don't even have the mental capacity to understand the messages that are in each of them.

[zangetsue5150]

@ebonymonk preach!

[TheAmericanObserver]

Brisk Morning Walks!!!!!!!! lol.

[Aldridge517]

lol that nigga jesus said, "BRISK morning walks and shit, eatin' whole foods and shit."

[mcknight9127]

lol what the fuck did anyone see the bluetooth blink in his ear lol

[starks89]

lmfao @ the nigga in the white tee with his arm all slanged up like that...

[daddy7865]

LISTEN HOW MANY TIMES HE SAY MY NIGGA

[Gmantis14]

Funny how the guys around him are just chillin' with jesus.

[kONflictOD]

"You niggas is some haters" LOL damn. That shit is hilarious. "I can't even talk ta ya'll niggas"

[BeneIsrael]

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL!! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!! It took a minute but I think I get it! Just like that other fake white jesus!! CEASAR BORGIA. This one is black and the other one is white! SAME RAP!! THis is HILARIOUS!! Shalom!!

[115IVCINGLEWATTS]

wow is ther no respect for the lord jesus christ who die for are sins.. and thats how you repay him.. the world is about to end yall better repent for your sins get your house in order

[lymon]

first off not everyone believes in your religion, second I'm pretty sure even if Jesus and god exist, they have a sense of humor, why make people be able to make jokes and laugh if we can't laugh about everything. Lighten up.

[m3m0ryburn3r]

@115IVCINGLEWATTS its a fucking joke dude, get the fuck over it. If you dont wanna see something like this, dont watch it...

[115IVCINGLEWATTS]

first off you a joke and if it wasnt for jesus i would be still beating lil fags like you up homie just cause i love jesus dont get it messed up homie im from the street so god bless you have a nice day

[m3m0ryburn3r]

@115IVCINGLEWATTS Thanks for proving my point....

[lymon]

@115IVCINGLEWATTS YAWN* nigga what you did was called growing the fuck up.

[floeticdeath]

@115IVCINGLEWATTS

There is a message here...which is stop being selfish and care for others. lol No need to trip man. I don't see anywhere it mentions in the bible about profanity.

[zfighter321]

yall niggas some haters mann

[bigstar42]

Brisk morning walks!!! lol

[LLAMAlovee]

....dissapointment.

[wildmanchris200]

FUCK that...

[wildmanchris200]

This is motherfucking BLASPHEMOUS, godfuckingdamn it! Shit...

[MugenMag]

why should we respect a fictional character?

It's like respecting spongebob >.>

[m3m0ryburn3r]

@wildmanchris200 get over it...

[wildmanchris200]

No, I say FUCK IT!!! Goddammit!!!

[elliotoblio]

this is the best series i have ever seen, we need more,

[DubStackG]

I couldn't agree more.

[Rellyrelldaillest]

PLease bring this back....I be puttin everybody on this....Real talk even though its funny...he be sayin some real talk on here!!!! Bless

[MMAwesome]

LMAO

[SeeGabeGo]

"help my son please!"........that was yo momma nigga

[ThyReturner]

@SeeGabeGo ROFL!! YOoo this is crazy!

[dup23]

it funny hows he says nigga after ever other word.

[itsthacheeze]

LMFAO ahahahhahahahhaha, & tha bluetooth, ahahahaha, Jesus on tha mainline.... haha

[spazzerx]

lol did anybody notice the bluetooth in his ear!, too funny lol

[themsmota]

we forgive you hahaha

[redbonegal]

LOL @ bluetooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrlatereg]

"Oh, you don't like what i'm talking about huh?"

[KhalilNajeeKeithMack]

wat makes mit so funny is dat he be extra serious wit it and u just cant help from laffin dude said"i be eatinat wholefoods and shit my nigga"PRICELESS LOL

[Da1shocker]

MY NIGG@! LOL Did anybody catch his bluetooth he had on at 1:05

[bigog09]

hell yea

[KhalilNajeeKeithMack]

"spread alittle joy little kindness my nigga"rofllmfao

[gorillafanreg]

that was yo momma nigga hahahahahah

[augustin09]

you niggas some haters@! lol

[flossanova]

White power girl! Yay! I'm happy for you!

[smacko8]

If you got a life muthafucka you wouldn't be waisting your time watching him,

[tomacco2]

Walk across the beach hahahaha

[kenolson04]

I can't even talk to ya'll... I want shit too...lmfao

[flossanova]

I'm mad Jesus got that sew in.

[datboyjoshua]

He look like the leader of The Warriors at 0:22

[notbendable]

"kinda touch niggas off and shit"

[trooperjoe73]

That was yo' momma nigga, that was yo' momma..

[trokidman]

cardio vascular...BRISK mornig walks my nigga lmao

[wordlifeg0d]

BRISK MORNING WALKS nshit

[Meccaindawest]

Jesus owns a bluetooth? lol

[VivaLaGlamXOXO]

"u niggas is some haters!!!"

hahaha omg

[Wilmrbadguy]

That was your momma nigga classic!

[snubnose123]

ummm when he died....where you alive???? i dont think so....so he didnt die for your sins...soooo stfu =]

[damu4291]

he should have said "wake up at 430 hit the beach walk about 20 miles...

on water"

[SaranGlover]

Oh, You Don't Like What I'm Talkin' About....Huh?

You Niggas Is Some Haters, My Nigga!!! ROFL

@ 1:24

[bigstar42]

that was yo mama nigga!!!lol

[BigAlDente]

cuz she know you be runnin them mothafuckin streets.

fucking WIN

[wishsamich]

This shit ownes!!! All the crazy religious people quit hatin, damn!!! Your probably fat and ugly as fuck. So u get your life together my nigga, I'm just tryn to do the right thing my nigga....lol.

[Qhall0320]

Brisk morning walks. LOL!!!!!

[Qhall0320]

Bitch, quit going to all of these videos talking shit. Jesus is a copy of Horus the sun god anyway (look it up muhfucka). How the fuck did yo racist ass find these vids anyway?

[blackartist321]

da was yo mama nigga.

[ChaosP3ngu1n]

Even Jesus has a bluetooh headset. Make these longer, man. Black Jesus is damn funny. And more Tubesteak fight videos =D.

[spotthatruth]

lol who cares how you feel lepour

[JimmyDicker]

I thought jesus was like Santa Claus Well you know FAT i thought he was fat lol

[mikayd]

Relax its just a well written joke be cool. Jesus wouldn't call black folks niggers.

[mayniak90]

lmao this shyt is too funny. hurry up and go main stream with these shyts. adult swim of some shyt

[TreedawgRonny]

Fuck my nigga I speak ENGLISH not Nigglish

[Melanatedone]

"Spread a little joy and a little kindness"- LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[BaRRingt0nxx951]

my mom aint black so she dont need to be hanged

[pussypopanum1]

lol hang ya moma

[jpimpkingg1123]

that waz ur moma niga cuz she know u b romin them mother fuck streets

[beautyfullone01]

you niggaz is some haterz my nigga!!!!!! hahaha

[alkhami1]

...at 0:23 he looks like Andre 3000...

[420JAZZY420]

im so glad theyre aint no body leavin stupid comments on none of these videos....

[KillaCam97]

damn some niggas take this too seriously

its just a video.

yall mad cuz he black.

hair of wool nigga not silk.

[pensego]

this is the best shit on youtube.

[tadpole2919]

You Niggaz is some haters! I can't take it!!! LOL!!!!!

[kamronshah]

If I was christian, i would go to church every Sunday to hear this!

[jonnyboy162]

if this offends you, go fuck yourself

[adeeazz]

fuccin funny ass hell!!!!

[streetlinkz1]

black jesus got a blue tooth in his ear. this shit go hard my nigga

[biigzen]

Jesus, you fuckers over analyze shit too much. Its funny cuz its fucking funny

[finoyv0y]

LOL yeah, people make things way too complicated. Like these NASA scientists launching shit into outer space, it really isn't as complicated as they think. All you need to do is just put it on a bigass rocket and shoot it straight into the air.

[BigBlunt75]

This needs to be on TV

[JrThaKid93]

that dance in the intro is crazy

[meak911]

this is the best jesus ever

[Quan706]

It's obvious Jesus was black and a G

He rolled around with twelve of his homies

Wreck a temple

Made wine from water

His dad did two drivebys (The flood and Sodom & Gomorrah)

He is so gangsta, niggas merked him and he still got up and brushed it off after three days lol

I'm joking

[twiztidlestat]

That was yo momma nigga

[kibathakilla]

jesus rockin a blutooth

i dont even have that lol

[reborn45]

where is b.jesus at? it's been a min 'mah nigga'

[imsayintho]

its funny how they basically ignore him completely. its almost as if hes not there in person, but just speaking through their conscience or something. either that or they just tired of listening to him.

[HarryRay]

didn't think of that angle... thats pretty funny.

[warrnpeace]

does black jesus have a blu tooth

[8HmBerGRz]

"BRISK" .......morning walks my nigga.....

Touchin niggas off my nigga

[AGRACUTA]

I pray to black jesus.

[Dazzy1224]

I like the way you all put it down. People will say what ever, keep doing your damn thing. The old saying is " That if you can just get one, then you did your job" Thank you so much C, Dean Robertson

[Royale24]

funniest shit ever imao

[TheAthenius]

"Oh Lawd".

[hesayshesay]

That nigga Jesus got a bluetooth......"That was yo mama nigga..yo mama"...

[EaglesFate]

5*!

[mastasu92]

The Black Man is God!!!!!!

[flameswaterandchicke]

black jesus' lips have been burnt black from smoking weed. LOL

[TheAthenius]

LOL

[djlamb0]

they all high as shit! they don't show the blunt on the table LOL

[monkey66667789]

Jesus did not have straight hair with curls at the end.

[Boberson2007]

Best.Jesus.Ever

[keneteknrg]

Dat was yo momma nigga

[henry7515]

the funniest shit about this skecth is the niggas sitting on the couch with em...thy just dont gv a fuk..NIGGA u sitting on the same couch with JESUS ...but thy just act like hes a bum...aahhahahahh...aww men...i dont kno men this some funny shit

[gianofer]

I would become a "believer" if this guy was Jesus.

[SpaceAndrew]

Pretty funny, but "nigga" was said too much. I'm not offended. He just could've been a little more creative.

[Stovaman]

shut the fuck up

[SpaceAndrew]

Why, because I put together a constructive criticism of this video?

Go away, troll.

[froggy2991]

It's literally one of the main parts that make this video funny.