cyclists should pay road tax and have to pass a test to be on the roads a lot of them have no consideration to the rules of the road and bikes always cut you off
He is very funny, but anyone who voted for him just because he turned up on Have I got New For You (that's ALL of you) and made you laugh is a total fucking idiot. you don't vote for people just because he bumbled about on TV a few times.
I'd sooner cut off my right hand than vote Tory and I've been voting many years! But I'd vote for Boris! Clever and always entertaining! He's a classic! And I'm so pleased he's mayor of London! His speech at the 2012 Olympic thing in Trafalgar Sqquare tonight was more pure gold! lol
the best politicians in the uk are the ones mouldering in their graves. the rest of the pestilent filth are nothing more than traitorous liars & thieves & should bestrung up & left to the crows.
You would be surprised how many funny people are intelligent.
Its like saying 'newsreaders don't have to be good writers, they just have to be able to read clearly'. Some work 14 hours a day and spend all night writing their 60-70% of their news whatevers
I think to be a good comedian you have to be very socially intelligent. Part of that is related to be able to read whether people are enjoying certain comments and being able to analyse what is funny about the things you've said.
The vast majority of newsreaders come across as totally thick though! e.g. Bill Turnbull of BBC breakfast fame. Slow, unintelligent, socially inept and immensly annoying.
You seem to be portraying that intelligent people can't be fun. Fair enough that most politicians seem too serious, which is why Boris Johnson is a welcome change indeed. He is not an idiot, but he's very respectful, and happy, so respect that.
he, or rather, IT is a poltician. by defintion? a lying thieving crook. tory, labour, liberal? makes no odds. they're ALL on the scam from the honest toil of us who have to bust our guts for 40 odd hours a week trying to scratch up some kind of bare existence after these vermin have stolen our taxes. respect it? i'd be happier to poison the f**king rats.
During the election, the New Yorker ran an article about Boris. It opens with the writer in on his way to hear him speak, when his cab driver reveals that Boris had in fact run into his cab while on a bike. Brilliant article-- mentions HIGNFY, Boris's hair, all of that. It ends with the epiphany that, what with his "dazed" attitude, this may only be one of hundreds - thousands even - of London taxicabs that had been crashed into by Boris on a bike.
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Is he a buffo on ? and what is a wing toff and is he a right one.... Long words Toommay... you seem to struggle with short ones.... Boris had a good word for you.... TOSSER
what a load of nonsense. boris is no buffoon. he is an extremely intelligent man and a credit to his office. he is not right wing at all. if you took the time to read the spectator you would understand that. he is a central conservative and there's nothing wrong with that. you sound like the usual intolerant left winger
I am so pleased that Boris Johnson a. gets air time, and b. is in an office that has no effect on my life whatsoever. I love him but I'd never vote for him.
Boris is one of the best we've had and i'm glad he is now the mayor. I'm only 15, but he's a great guy and i'm glad to see him become the mayor during my teenage years.
boris's accent confuses me... and being a lithuanian/russian living in america would make it seem like that's a normal thing...
but i've been listening and watching a lot of brit stuff lately (it's a serious condition... called anglophilia). and his accent is kindof odd... anybody care to explain why this might seem like it? (thnx!)
boris was educated at eton and oxford and therefore is not representative of 99% of the british population. his accent reflects his privileged background.
no but learning the correct usage of whipping-boys while asphyxiating themselves with a large fruit stuffed into their mouths & dressed in their wives underwear after their "education" at eton or oxford is.
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ridiculous.he had a lot of bad press he didn't deserve. Livingstone was pretty great.a rare gem amongst politicians. why is he so hated? Obviously the right-wing press tried to slur his name at every turn, but it was generally pretty transparent, and I don't like to think people are that gullible...
Boris is consistently made out to be a idiotic,right-wing racist..despite his Eton/Oxoford education and his mixed background of Jewish,muslim and christian background..and as for right wing..although a Tory MP (thank God he won the Mayoral election!) he is actually the most liberal of Tory MP's with which im sure he has more in common with a young New Labour type than a traditional stuffy Tory MP...oh and not to mention he is married to the daughter of a Sikh Indian.
Vote for the bent copper, he's the straightest of the lot!
1. Borris - I've met him, I like him, and yes he's funny. But thats all there is. Vote for him and London will become an international joke, rather than a capital of business "excellence" (an image already slightly tarnished now). FT columnists are starting to shudder at the prospect.
2. Personality cult worship should stay in the US. It has no place in the UK.
i agree, especially with the Olympics coming up he would make London a laughing stock. if anything seriously went wrong, which things in this country often too, he'd just crumble and say "oh cripes". i think he's hilarious and a nice man but he'd be a disastrous mayor!
I'd be prepared to give him a chance, the current batch of politicians aren't exactly the smartest people around - Millenium Dome anyone, or how about £5 million of tax payers money into the Princess Di inquiry - I couldn't care less how she died, I'd rather pay less tax.
cyclists should pay road tax and have to pass a test to be on the roads a lot of them have no consideration to the rules of the road and bikes always cut you off
xROBERTxDAVISx 2 months ago
@xROBERTxDAVISx No they don't generally, there's a lot more cars that cut up cyclists then the other way round
JoeMakesProductions 3 weeks ago
I wholly agree with you, Boris. People have no respect for cyclists.
MrJoeyWheeler 2 months ago
boris is brilliant- watch him and paul on have i got news for you
marsaun123 3 months ago
A true English eccentric and very difficult not to like.
missfifibelle 3 months ago
At 2:46, that look of achievement cracks me up!
FredericaBimble 4 months ago
I agree with Billy Connolly :- The working class are fine and the upper class (Boris) are fine its the ones in the middle that are tossers.
dilwich123 5 months ago 2
I just found out that Boris Johnson is part Turkish. It has nothing to do with this video, but I just thought that was very interesting.
cornflakeclusters 6 months ago
@cornflakeclusters lol
stoob1969 5 months ago
@cornflakeclusters he looks more part ,finnish or swedish
bensimps123 4 months ago
He is very funny, but anyone who voted for him just because he turned up on Have I got New For You (that's ALL of you) and made you laugh is a total fucking idiot. you don't vote for people just because he bumbled about on TV a few times.
They only do that in California.
Ionized226 7 months ago
I'd sooner cut off my right hand than vote Tory and I've been voting many years! But I'd vote for Boris! Clever and always entertaining! He's a classic! And I'm so pleased he's mayor of London! His speech at the 2012 Olympic thing in Trafalgar Sqquare tonight was more pure gold! lol
890doM 7 months ago 2
living cartoon character
MrMcBambi 9 months ago 4
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Boris is not a legend... for chrissake stop saying that he's a fcking buffoon!
mrkristoff 9 months ago
Boris is an example to us all - if he can be an MP anyone can.
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I share boris' views on people shouting at you when you are cycling! I hate it!
88samiam 1 year ago
I share boris' views on people shouting at you when you are cycling! I hate it!
88samiam 1 year ago 6
I share boris' views on people shouting at you when you are cycling! I hate it!
88samiam 1 year ago
paul is much wittier on here than in hignfy
shakin2009 1 year ago
@shakin2009 unlike in the old days! I agree!
TVisHELL 1 year ago
"oh ja right" - boris is a complete legend!
s3hbr 1 year ago 2
whats good about boris is he is too honest unlike most MP's, if more MP's were like him maybe more younger people would get into politics
jaylpp12 1 year ago 7
Hello Blondie .... greetings - schenkerssister - !!!
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schenkerssister 1 year ago
...and he is a Tory tosser!
lumbago12 1 year ago
hilarity
mico2020 1 year ago
I think he's damn funny, and much more likeable than 99% of MP's.
renvaar 1 year ago 11
Boris is dangerously clever, the daftness he protrays is just cover.
xdir 1 year ago 9
@xdir No, you just need to understand that clever people can find it hard to speak sometimes, I stumble a bit but I can be clever on some things
hannahlaura985 1 year ago 3
@hannahlaura985 Yes our right, but I think old Boris does it deliberately. As a wiley politicians it gives excellent cover.
xdir 1 year ago
@xdir thankyou, I understand :o)
hannahlaura985 1 year ago
@hannahlaura985 This is true.
OzzyFan87 1 year ago
@OzzyFan87 Thanks :)
hannahlaura985 1 year ago
I might not agree with some of his politics, but who can help but love Boris?!
XP
TornLoveNotes 2 years ago 86
@TornLoveNotes I just find him irritating.
pennydesouza 9 months ago
I wish we had politicians like that in the Netherlands!
michielz90 2 years ago 7
boris is the best politician in UK!
So down to earth.
j7o8l9i1e 2 years ago 2
the best politicians in the uk are the ones mouldering in their graves. the rest of the pestilent filth are nothing more than traitorous liars & thieves & should bestrung up & left to the crows.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
@pfalky2k
haha, u seem disappointed with the 2day's politics/politicians ...
H/w, he is the best from whats left. Honest (which doesn't actually go with the job title)
j7o8l9i1e 2 years ago
You would be surprised how many funny people are intelligent.
Its like saying 'newsreaders don't have to be good writers, they just have to be able to read clearly'. Some work 14 hours a day and spend all night writing their 60-70% of their news whatevers
OKRAFIRE 2 years ago 2
I think to be a good comedian you have to be very socially intelligent. Part of that is related to be able to read whether people are enjoying certain comments and being able to analyse what is funny about the things you've said.
The vast majority of newsreaders come across as totally thick though! e.g. Bill Turnbull of BBC breakfast fame. Slow, unintelligent, socially inept and immensly annoying.
TomMackio 2 years ago
@gowlis
You seem to be portraying that intelligent people can't be fun. Fair enough that most politicians seem too serious, which is why Boris Johnson is a welcome change indeed. He is not an idiot, but he's very respectful, and happy, so respect that.
TechnoSmithy 2 years ago 4
he, or rather, IT is a poltician. by defintion? a lying thieving crook. tory, labour, liberal? makes no odds. they're ALL on the scam from the honest toil of us who have to bust our guts for 40 odd hours a week trying to scratch up some kind of bare existence after these vermin have stolen our taxes. respect it? i'd be happier to poison the f**king rats.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
Absolute legend!
TheMrChugger 2 years ago 2
During the election, the New Yorker ran an article about Boris. It opens with the writer in on his way to hear him speak, when his cab driver reveals that Boris had in fact run into his cab while on a bike. Brilliant article-- mentions HIGNFY, Boris's hair, all of that. It ends with the epiphany that, what with his "dazed" attitude, this may only be one of hundreds - thousands even - of London taxicabs that had been crashed into by Boris on a bike.
DragonSporks 2 years ago 2
& one day, one of them may actually bury the scum. we live in hope.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
Funny, he doesn't strike me as either nasty or stupid.
ForwardN2Unknown 2 years ago 14
Boris is amazing ^^
IWantLandingSnow 2 years ago 7
I agree!
ovavoo 2 years ago 2
Boris is a legend
TheTauroz 2 years ago 68
George W. Bush got into power.
AirportMonkey 2 years ago 7
Oww snap.
SamoIsKing 2 years ago
and he really was evil
Bucketheadhead 2 years ago
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it's a tory. and a politician, either on it's own is the manifestation of utter evil & should be nailed to a stake & burned. but together? it wants maimed & thrown to large predators.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
@pfalky2k, is that you Bob Crow?
beepandbop 2 years ago
That's exactly it!
doctawho42 2 years ago 3
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"does his mum cut his hair with fukin'
Garden shears?" he is a Tory tosser.
mistaben2k 2 years ago
Paul Weller Labour tosser. Take that!
racingrubberbiker 2 years ago
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tory scum.
czeal 2 years ago
Always great to hear from the educated proles.
OneBigRetard 2 years ago
Boris is so easy to love. :)
Cleopatrastomb 2 years ago 5
fell in crush with him at first site; it was all that messy hair that did it
MystyMary 2 years ago 5
Couldn't agree more. Bed-head Boris<3 ^-^
IWantLandingSnow 2 years ago 2
i'd love the disease if it was tied to a stake & screaming as it burned.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
what a head of hair! And those dolls r just the cutest! - wish I had a copy of them!
MystyMary 2 years ago
Is he a buffo on ? and what is a wing toff and is he a right one.... Long words Toommay... you seem to struggle with short ones.... Boris had a good word for you.... TOSSER
mrbillhicks 2 years ago 2
what a load of nonsense. boris is no buffoon. he is an extremely intelligent man and a credit to his office. he is not right wing at all. if you took the time to read the spectator you would understand that. he is a central conservative and there's nothing wrong with that. you sound like the usual intolerant left winger
supertuber97 2 years ago
boris is so cool hahaha
beroisimo 2 years ago
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what a faggot. Doris, more like it...
jonvoid 2 years ago
Boris is such a legend :)
tadpoletoast 2 years ago 5
I am so pleased that Boris Johnson a. gets air time, and b. is in an office that has no effect on my life whatsoever. I love him but I'd never vote for him.
thatdrattedcat 2 years ago
haha. I share your sentimonies.
Triplesod 2 years ago
boris is not a buffon, its just an act. check out his historical documentary series.
dswright71 2 years ago 2
paul laughs alot more here than he does with actual comedians! boris is a legend!!
luggy06 2 years ago 2
He's one of the best we've had
imbo8w 2 years ago 2
Boris is one of the best we've had and i'm glad he is now the mayor. I'm only 15, but he's a great guy and i'm glad to see him become the mayor during my teenage years.
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this channel stinks of people promoting Johnson... in the employ of the government no doubt.
He's a prick. He's delivered nothing so far.
sweetypie000 3 years ago
I think it's actually really funny.
I'm Irish. I don't care who they out on it as long as I'm entertained. And I am.
I have been less entertained by comedians and tv personalities who have appeared on this show.
allonoddy 3 years ago 2
boris's accent confuses me... and being a lithuanian/russian living in america would make it seem like that's a normal thing...
but i've been listening and watching a lot of brit stuff lately (it's a serious condition... called anglophilia). and his accent is kindof odd... anybody care to explain why this might seem like it? (thnx!)
glebber 3 years ago
boris was educated at eton and oxford and therefore is not representative of 99% of the british population. his accent reflects his privileged background.
theoltrout 3 years ago
that was informative and a bit insulting (to the posh).
lol.
i think he also said he was born in america... do you think that could've also been part of it?
glebber 3 years ago
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no not really.
theoltrout 3 years ago
So being educated at Eton or Oxford is a bad thing?
theredraven 3 years ago
erm, i said it meant he isn't representative of 99% of the british population. which is true. i said nothing about it being a bad thing.
theoltrout 3 years ago 2
We need govenment not a mirror for our own faults
pvuf431 2 years ago
no but learning the correct usage of whipping-boys while asphyxiating themselves with a large fruit stuffed into their mouths & dressed in their wives underwear after their "education" at eton or oxford is.
pfalky2k 2 years ago
I agree, he's hilarious, and a nutcase
ziggyboogydook 3 years ago 8
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His deliberate childness is all an act, he's an utter oik twat
sweetypie000 3 years ago
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yes, he's funny until you realise that somebody so stupid holds so much power and responsibility. scary
ilpalazzo3 3 years ago
better than livingstone mate
Crying11Wolf 3 years ago 2
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ridiculous.he had a lot of bad press he didn't deserve. Livingstone was pretty great.a rare gem amongst politicians. why is he so hated? Obviously the right-wing press tried to slur his name at every turn, but it was generally pretty transparent, and I don't like to think people are that gullible...
ilpalazzo3 3 years ago
LOL, you cant be serious?
Crying11Wolf 3 years ago 2
Because he's a Labour guy. What more reason do you need other than that?
theredraven 3 years ago
"Or perhaps it occurred to me later..."
Ah, Boris. Love it.
lilyworth 3 years ago 7
Rofl! Totally hilarious!
smm86 3 years ago
i think boris is fabulous
kksf1481 3 years ago 16
I love how the usually deadpan Paul laughs so much whenever Boris is on, either thus or HIGNFY. Great clip!
Ceilidh42 3 years ago 4
great upload ,.... however could u not have labeled them parts I - V cheers dude
tregino 3 years ago
Boris 'Tony Blair grinned at me'
Paul 'that must have hurt'
lol i cna think of nothing more terrifying than Tony BLair grinning at me.
juzt156 3 years ago 7
Boris Johnson for PM
Tarney 3 years ago 7
Be careful what you wish for.
firestartertwistedfi 3 years ago
If I lived in London I would probably be so overcome to actually throw him off his bike to embrace him every day. He is a magnificent interlectual.
angelheartie123 3 years ago 2
i do live in london and have seen him on his bike :D
handbuiltbyrobots1 3 years ago 10
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run him ouver please thanks
sweetypie000 3 years ago
I fucking hate the tory party but Boris Johnson owns...
fartbandit 3 years ago 8
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Boris , leave the tories and join up with george galloway. You would sail through an election , Boris and George!!!! PM!!
graememurphy7 3 years ago
he is such a legend, i would love it if he was PM.
bobdolejamroll 3 years ago 6
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For all those people who would like to see him as PM......SOD off and go take some LSD.
You're already living in lala land.
CelticReject 3 years ago
You'd rather we keep Mr. Brown then?
Frailea 3 years ago 7
If they're already living in "lala land" why should they bother wasting money on LSD?
SquidgyWhe1k 3 years ago 6
HE IS MAD!!!
but he's great
ngai1842 3 years ago 10
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Boris is consistently made out to be a idiotic,right-wing racist..despite his Eton/Oxoford education and his mixed background of Jewish,muslim and christian background..and as for right wing..although a Tory MP (thank God he won the Mayoral election!) he is actually the most liberal of Tory MP's with which im sure he has more in common with a young New Labour type than a traditional stuffy Tory MP...oh and not to mention he is married to the daughter of a Sikh Indian.
NyabUk 3 years ago 6
Boris for PM!
Yhapster, you're soooo right. Why do I feel attracted to him?? Must be the voice, and the hair, and the eyes, and everything...
dollydot123 3 years ago 11
ahh Boris amuses the hell out of me... we need him as PM would make life interesting.
tigershark13 3 years ago 7
"she was going at a fair lick" can you tell he's an old etonian?
l3inaryl3urnout 3 years ago 4
boris is the man!!!!!he give,s us men hope because if he can do it so can we.
garryvtwin 3 years ago 2
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Boris, they're laughing at you, not with you.
groinhat 3 years ago
boris is great, absolute legend.
bonglewongle 3 years ago 10
I LOVE Boris, funny, candid, very clever, have to say rather sexy too. Not of course, that affects my vote...
yhapster 3 years ago 7
maybe not, but he brings out the best in the show. it would be much more dull without him.
hatgirl09 3 years ago 4
this show doesn't bring out the best in paul merton
firestartertwistedfi 3 years ago 2
Boris FTW
banjobarry 3 years ago 7
Very funny guy, his hair makes me laugh!
Great guest presenter on HIGNFY!! "They stole my seat" lol!
Thanks for sharing this, I miss Room 101 it has not been on tv for ages!
leighannm 3 years ago 8
He's perfect for the job of London Major!
He's so funny
pinkchic1001 3 years ago 4
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as if he's the fucking mayor of the biggest city in europe
beashamedofyourself 3 years ago
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he's not funny.
he's the biggest twat ever,.
korbenluva 3 years ago
well the majority of voters in London disagree with you :)
Jango808 3 years ago
i dont think he should be london mayor...
i think he should run the whole country! :)
gav505gav 3 years ago 9
ur so right
i met him in romford!!!!! best guy ever!
dogtag91 3 years ago 4
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An ottomanian son goes dominate london
SeLOOOOOOO 3 years ago
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I'm going to start an undercover "Steal Boris' Bike Society" in which we steal that twat's bike every single frikkin' day.
PM me if you're interested. :)
IBeTheBadman 3 years ago
I just alerted Bozza to your plan.
mateyboy07 3 years ago
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Vote for the bent copper, he's the straightest of the lot!
1. Borris - I've met him, I like him, and yes he's funny. But thats all there is. Vote for him and London will become an international joke, rather than a capital of business "excellence" (an image already slightly tarnished now). FT columnists are starting to shudder at the prospect.
2. Personality cult worship should stay in the US. It has no place in the UK.
M0reTeaVicar 3 years ago
You forget Livingston was shunned by his party too...
portmeirionman 3 years ago 3
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How ridiculous... he just talks such rubbish. Funny, but not the musings of someone grounded in reality. Paddick or Livingstone, I don't care.
wdron 3 years ago
Boris for mayor! What a bloke, true British!
minty258 3 years ago 16
But born in the USA
QPRLAD86 3 years ago
more please
smurfieboo 3 years ago 3
Sorry everyone my DSL has been awful but working ok now I will upload the remaining clips sometime this week.
Jango808 3 years ago
anymore of this 101?
brill
FACTUNTHJU 4 years ago 5
He is an enteraining clown, just keep him on the TV shows and away from power please.
Tostig68 4 years ago
i agree, especially with the Olympics coming up he would make London a laughing stock. if anything seriously went wrong, which things in this country often too, he'd just crumble and say "oh cripes". i think he's hilarious and a nice man but he'd be a disastrous mayor!
markimark03 3 years ago
boris is fucking cool and i hate tories
his innocence is refreshing
FACTUNTHJU 4 years ago 5
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Boris is a troublesum prick who wants to be
Mayor of the worlds greatest city.F off your shit!
mistaben2k 4 years ago
I'd be prepared to give him a chance, the current batch of politicians aren't exactly the smartest people around - Millenium Dome anyone, or how about £5 million of tax payers money into the Princess Di inquiry - I couldn't care less how she died, I'd rather pay less tax.
Jango808 3 years ago
Is he Boris Johnson or Bertie Wooster?
At least he stands up for free speech and can roll with it and give a bit back, well, later on anyway.
I like him.
Iain1962 4 years ago 9
Any more?
Albran 4 years ago
i dont like his politics but i still think he's a nice guy. and he is quite funny
gypsyroses198 4 years ago 10
i love boris xD hes such a twat <3
thesicklysmellofrue 4 years ago 6
Boris - he just is funny, witty and articulate. I don't like his politics but I think he's a welcome breath of fresh air.
haasxaar 4 years ago 10
boris is hilarious!
Sketcher10 4 years ago 7
Yay, thanks!!! You really are magnificent beyond all measure.
I love the hair on the model. xD
Lemmy15 4 years ago 7