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  • cyclists should pay road tax and have to pass a test to be on the roads a lot of them have no consideration to the rules of the road and bikes always cut you off

  • @xROBERTxDAVISx No they don't generally, there's a lot more cars that cut up cyclists then the other way round

  • I wholly agree with you, Boris. People have no respect for cyclists.

  • boris is brilliant- watch him and paul on have i got news for you

  • A true English eccentric and very difficult not to like.

  • At 2:46, that look of achievement cracks me up!

  • I agree with Billy Connolly :- The working class are fine and the upper class (Boris) are fine its the ones in the middle that are tossers.

  • I just found out that Boris Johnson is part Turkish. It has nothing to do with this video, but I just thought that was very interesting.

  • @cornflakeclusters he looks more part ,finnish or swedish

  • He is very funny, but anyone who voted for him just because he turned up on Have I got New For You (that's ALL of you) and made you laugh is a total fucking idiot. you don't vote for people just because he bumbled about on TV a few times.

    They only do that in California.

  • I'd sooner cut off my right hand than vote Tory and I've been voting many years! But I'd vote for Boris! Clever and always entertaining! He's a classic! And I'm so pleased he's mayor of London! His speech at the 2012 Olympic thing in Trafalgar Sqquare tonight was more pure gold! lol

  • living cartoon character

  • Boris is an example to us all - if he can be an MP anyone can.

  • I share boris' views on people shouting at you when you are cycling! I hate it!

  • I share boris' views on people shouting at you when you are cycling! I hate it!

  • paul is much wittier on here than in hignfy

  • @shakin2009 unlike in the old days! I agree!

  • "oh ja right" - boris is a complete legend!

  • whats good about boris is he is too honest unlike most MP's, if more MP's were like him maybe more younger people would get into politics

  • Hello Blondie .... greetings - schenkerssister - !!!

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  • ...and he is a Tory tosser!

  • hilarity

  • I think he's damn funny, and much more likeable than 99% of MP's.

  • Boris is dangerously clever, the daftness he protrays is just cover.

  • @xdir No, you just need to understand that clever people can find it hard to speak sometimes, I stumble a bit but I can be clever on some things

  • @hannahlaura985 Yes our right, but I think old Boris does it deliberately. As a wiley politicians it gives excellent cover.

  • @xdir thankyou, I understand  :o)

  • @hannahlaura985 This is true.

  • @OzzyFan87 Thanks :)

  • I might not agree with some of his politics, but who can help but love Boris?!

    XP

  • @TornLoveNotes I just find him irritating.

  • I wish we had politicians like that in the Netherlands!

  • boris is the best politician in UK!

    So down to earth.

  • the best politicians in the uk are the ones mouldering in their graves. the rest of the pestilent filth are nothing more than traitorous liars & thieves & should bestrung up & left to the crows.

  • @pfalky2k

    haha, u seem disappointed with the 2day's politics/politicians ...

    H/w, he is the best from whats left. Honest (which doesn't actually go with the job title)

  • You would be surprised how many funny people are intelligent.

    Its like saying 'newsreaders don't have to be good writers, they just have to be able to read clearly'. Some work 14 hours a day and spend all night writing their 60-70% of their news whatevers

  • I think to be a good comedian you have to be very socially intelligent. Part of that is related to be able to read whether people are enjoying certain comments and being able to analyse what is funny about the things you've said.

    The vast majority of newsreaders come across as totally thick though! e.g. Bill Turnbull of BBC breakfast fame. Slow, unintelligent, socially inept and immensly annoying.

  • Absolute legend!

  • During the election, the New Yorker ran an article about Boris. It opens with the writer in on his way to hear him speak, when his cab driver reveals that Boris had in fact run into his cab while on a bike. Brilliant article-- mentions HIGNFY, Boris's hair, all of that. It ends with the epiphany that, what with his "dazed" attitude, this may only be one of hundreds - thousands even - of London taxicabs that had been crashed into by Boris on a bike.

  • & one day, one of them may actually bury the scum. we live in hope.

  • Boris is amazing ^^

  • Boris is a legend

  • That's exactly it!

  • boris is too intelligent to be the bumbling buffoon he portrays himself as. does anybody really buy his whole act? hes a nasty piece of work, and he knows he can get away with it if he appears to be charmingly innocent, and funny. you do NOT get that powerful if youre an idiot, im sorry but its true

  • George W. Bush got into power.

  • Oww snap.

  • and he really was evil

  • @pfalky2k, is that you Bob Crow?

  • I agree!

  • Funny, he doesn't strike me as either nasty or stupid.

  • @gowlis

    You seem to be portraying that intelligent people can't be fun. Fair enough that most politicians seem too serious, which is why Boris Johnson is a welcome change indeed. He is not an idiot, but he's very respectful, and happy, so respect that.

  • he, or rather, IT is a poltician. by defintion? a lying thieving crook. tory, labour, liberal? makes no odds. they're ALL on the scam from the honest toil of us who have to bust our guts for 40 odd hours a week trying to scratch up some kind of bare existence after these vermin have stolen our taxes. respect it? i'd be happier to poison the f**king rats.

  • Paul Weller Labour tosser. Take that!

  • Always great to hear from the educated proles.

  • Boris is so easy to love. :)

  • fell in crush with him at first site; it was all that messy hair that did it

  • Couldn't agree more. Bed-head Boris<3 ^-^

  • i'd love the disease if it was tied to a stake & screaming as it burned.

  • what a head of hair! And those dolls r just the cutest! - wish I had a copy of them!

  • Boris for PM!!

  • I wish they would ban bikes on trains.

    The amount of times ive been on a train or underground and had a bike "shoved up my arse"

    someone once had a bike on the District Line from Elm Park to Upminster, he could have cycled there!

  • boris is so cool hahaha

  • Boris is such a legend :)

  • I am so pleased that Boris Johnson a. gets air time, and b. is in an office that has no effect on my life whatsoever. I love him but I'd never vote for him.

  • haha. I share your sentimonies.

  • paul laughs alot more here than he does with actual comedians! boris is a legend!!

  • Boris is one of the best we've had and i'm glad he is now the mayor. I'm only 15, but he's a great guy and i'm glad to see him become the mayor during my teenage years.

  • no. no he's not. he's a complete idiot.

  • He's one of the best we've had

  • boris is not a buffon, its just an act. check out his historical documentary series.

  • he is a buffoOn. he's a right wing toff, so people think he's incredibly clever because he can say long words and sound like the business. omg, let's make him mayor!

  • what a load of nonsense. boris is no buffoon. he is an extremely intelligent man and a credit to his office. he is not right wing at all. if you took the time to read the spectator you would understand that. he is a central conservative and there's nothing wrong with that. you sound like the usual intolerant left winger

  • yeah, good luck with that!

  • Is he a buffo on ? and what is a wing toff and is he a right one.... Long words Toommay... you seem to struggle with short ones.... Boris had a good word for you.... TOSSER

  • oh god, that hurts so bad.

    i'm entitled to my opinion, you're entitled to your (wrong) opinion.

  • but why do you think that? what makes you define him as a better mayor?

  • I think it's actually really funny.

    I'm Irish. I don't care who they out on it as long as I'm entertained. And I am.

    I have been less entertained by comedians and tv personalities who have appeared on this show.

  • boris's accent confuses me... and being a lithuanian/russian living in america would make it seem like that's a normal thing...

    but i've been listening and watching a lot of brit stuff lately (it's a serious condition... called anglophilia). and his accent is kindof odd... anybody care to explain why this might seem like it? (thnx!)

  • boris was educated at eton and oxford and therefore is not representative of 99% of the british population. his accent reflects his privileged background.

  • that was informative and a bit insulting (to the posh).

    lol.

    i think he also said he was born in america... do you think that could've also been part of it?

  • So being educated at Eton or Oxford is a bad thing?

  • erm, i said it meant he isn't representative of 99% of the british population. which is true. i said nothing about it being a bad thing.

  • We need govenment not a mirror for our own faults

  • no but learning the correct usage of whipping-boys while asphyxiating themselves with a large fruit stuffed into their mouths & dressed in their wives underwear after their "education" at eton or oxford is.

  • Boris: 'I've now got one of those things you  put into your ear'

    Paul: 'A brain?'

    Paul Merton is untouchable!

  • go Boris

  • I agree, he's hilarious, and a nutcase

  • better than livingstone mate

  • LOL, you cant be serious?

  • Because he's a Labour guy. What more reason do you need other than that?

  • That is a fair point, but at least he's got a sense of humour. No politicians can be trusted, it goes with the territory.

  • And you would know this how?

  • "Or perhaps it occurred to me later..."

    Ah, Boris. Love it.

  • Rofl! Totally hilarious!

  • i think boris is fabulous

  • He is actually rather charming. He's winning me over.

  • I love how the usually deadpan Paul laughs so much whenever Boris is on, either thus or HIGNFY. Great clip!

  • great upload ,.... however could u not have labeled them parts I - V cheers dude

  • Boris 'Tony Blair grinned at me'

    Paul 'that must have hurt'

    lol i cna think of nothing more terrifying than Tony BLair grinning at me.

  • Boris Johnson for PM

  • Be careful what you wish for.

  • If I lived in London I would probably be so overcome to actually throw him off his bike to embrace him every day. He is a magnificent interlectual.

  • i do live in london and have seen him on his bike :D

  • I fucking hate the tory party but Boris Johnson owns...

  • he is such a legend, i would love it if he was PM.

  • You'd rather we keep Mr. Brown then?

  • If they're already living in "lala land" why should they bother wasting money on LSD?

  • HE IS MAD!!!

    but he's great

  • Boris for PM!

    Yhapster, you're soooo right. Why do I feel attracted to him?? Must be the voice, and the hair, and the eyes, and everything...

  • ahh Boris amuses the hell out of me... we need him as PM would make life interesting.

  • i wan obama i wan cliton we wan boris

  • lol, muppet

  • "she was going at a fair lick" can you tell he's an old etonian?

  • boris is the man!!!!!he give,s us men hope because if he can do it so can we.

  • boris is great, absolute legend.

  • I LOVE Boris, funny, candid, very clever, have to say rather sexy too. Not of course, that affects my vote...

  • maybe not, but he brings out the best in the show. it would be much more dull without him.

  • this show doesn't bring out the best in paul merton

  • Well done Mayor Johnson - and good luck for the next 4 years!

  • Boris FTW

  • Very funny guy, his hair makes me laugh!

    Great guest presenter on HIGNFY!! "They stole my seat" lol!

    Thanks for sharing this, I miss Room 101 it has not been on tv for ages!

  • This guy should be on stage! He's bloody fantastic! I'm crying with laughter! Just the way he talks and his mannerisms crck me up and I don't think he realises how hilarious he is! So glad he won the mayor of london elections! I may actually get into politics now!

  • He's perfect for the job of London Major!

    He's so funny

  • well the majority of voters in London disagree with you :)

  • i dont think he should be london mayor...

    i think he should run the whole country! :)

  • Haha cant agree wif you more.

  • ur so right

    i met him in romford!!!!! best guy ever!

  • I just alerted Bozza to your plan.

  • Boris for President of the Universe!

  • Boris for mayor! What a bloke, true British!

  • You forget Livingston was shunned by his party too...

  • But born in the USA

  • finally an explination

  • more please

  • Sorry everyone my DSL has been awful but working ok now I will upload the remaining clips sometime this week.

  • anymore of this 101?

    brill

  • He is an enteraining clown, just keep him on the TV shows and away from power please.

  • i agree, especially with the Olympics coming up he would make London a laughing stock. if anything seriously went wrong, which things in this country often too, he'd just crumble and say "oh cripes". i think he's hilarious and a nice man but he'd be a disastrous mayor!

  • boris is fucking cool and i hate tories

    his innocence is refreshing