Haka 1973

[cachodkno25]

NO PUEDE SER...........SON UNOS MUERTOS Y ENCIMA PARECEN MARICAS, CON EL PERDON DE LOS MARICAS JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ

[MelanyZahn]

jajajaa, eso mas que miedo te daban ganas de jugar para hacerlos mierda

[MRCoqpower]

That's prehistoric times. Those men have no grace at all. This is the worst haka ever in the history of the world. Hopefully, this will never happen again.

[titorp14]

que hijos de... jajajajja

[ProductionSktT]

Hey macarena!

[88Rayjay]

they just practically shat on the maori culture and the significance of our haka on nz. they don't even know what they're doing. that's so embarrassing

[88Rayjay]

por que hay tantos espanoles aqui????

[087Tigro]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, me asuste tanto con este "haka" q me hice encima :P

[miguelitodevm]

nada que ver ese hacka con el de 2011 jajaja son mas temidos los de ahora

[BigMovies2011]

los contrincantes ni los miraban ajajja

[JPLV]

Wow, this is quite over the top compared to the Haka nowadays:P

[toxicarkangel]

tan todos rengos boludo no sirven para una mierda esos boludos peor q piñon fijo re pecho frios no se sabian el haka de su misma tierra

[crownmustang]

0 cordinacion, un desastre, parecen piñon fijo bailando el chu chu ua, aguante el haka de ahora!

[ACNC1]

TO ALL NEW ZEALANDERS........THATS YOUR DAD!!!

[tanlau81]

aburrido!!!!!

[Raul4HH]

I bet the opponents were like "Should we be scared or something?"

[gleesocks]

They look so lost, hahaha

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

haka was kinda gay back then xD

[panshop87]

tirate un paso

[goonerfromjhb]

Yup...I'm shaking in my boots now!

[megaTRICKSHOTSxX]

there all doing the same actoins at the wrong time

[SAPCmafi]

I'm from NZ ahahhahha but these guys look like zombies trying to do the haka ahahhahahahaha

[MaoriWithaGun]

yeaahhh glad those days are over

[ChecaFacundo19]

hacka gay

[danielqac]

para mi q estaban bailando cumbia!!!

[brunoignaciogi]

@danielqac wa-chi..

[MontoFAR]

@danielqac los all blacks tirandose un paso!! jajaaj

[spdutahraptor777]

i want to believe the original maori tribe dind't make the haka this way!!!!!!!!!

[Leoxeneize96]

los locomias lo asen mejor al haka jajajajaja , dan mas miedo

[Leoxeneize96]

TIENEN UN HAMBRE ESOS ALL BLACKS ¡¡¡¡ le pusieron menos ganas al haka .

[monologos1]

Re Perdiido Los Lokos..!!..Jajaj

[RafaFalcon20]

hey macarena ajajajajja q ondaaaaaaaa re cambio le hackaaaa kakakak ajajaja

[kirozinha]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[LazStyle28]

0:12 Yes, I touch my ballz. Problem ?

[AdriGC]

HAKA without roids

[TheArmuresdeHecate]

MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lukytazcuervo]

YMCA

[alanbstard4]

the cheer went up as the crowd were happy to see the end of it so the rugby can start

[lilgwcofficiel]

On dirais un groupe de rock !!

[GarySchutz]

best Haka ever !!!!!!!!!!

[cheyanqui]

Monty Python gave us their take of Aussies in the "Bruces" sketch, and the Canucks in the "Lumberjack Song", and now, lost in the Monty Python archives, comes their rendition of the Kiwis....

[caracolbubamaro]

la verdad, terminé esperando el trencito al estilo carnaval carioca..

[Hitman38200]

thumbs up if your here after the recent world cup

[northawrace]

Looks like they're auditioning for 'Thriller'.

[namenotfoundbass]

What the fuck are the Monty Pythons doing in here...

[juliosax93]

Haka, you're doing it wrong

[MaccaTheYido]

you put your left leg in! hahahahahha

[noganet]

Tengo un miedo impresionante, Dios mio!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[EternalAbyss31]

Tout de suite moins impressionnant! :D

[SINSSTER]

heh the Haka in Rugby has come alomng way, so much passion and intensity in it thesedays while this was just awful

[lilymacsification]

@SINSSTER So true. And it's largely down to Wayne "Buck" Shelford who in 1987, at the world cup, pushed for the Haka to be done properly and with respect or not at all. He made the team practice it and take it seriously.You can see in this footage that most of them don't have a clue what to do or even seem embarassed about doing it. Now, the Haka is given the respect that it deserves.

[SINSSTER]

@lilymacsification We owe Buck alot not only a great player but he brought respect to the haka.

[NambangiBrothers]

LOL! That is the gayest thing I have ever seen!!! My God! IF I was there I would've just fell down and died in the stands after watching them.

[klarum]

fucking ridiculous shit. a bunch of white nerdy guys doing the haka!

[MrGudush]

0:12 Guitar Hero xD

[IgarPirozhkoff]

@MrGudush ahaha)))

[acdcjor]

se sacude el pene ¿pero... tan grande la tiene?

[acdcjor]

@acdcjor 0:13

[oscarpabloesquel]

esos gringo queriendo hacer una danza guerrera maori dan verguenza

[phamlee7]

Haha funny! But good on them for doing the haka. I'm sure there was only 1 maori in the team then. And it look like they were all watching him for the actions. Didn't look like they practiced the haka back then.

[Derim78]

0:04 = François l'Embrouille ?

[Buth1983]

tears!

[lolo8313]

it's already in the pocket :)

gggggooooooooooooooooooooo france!!!!!

[ZerkHunted]

Now it looks much better... Not that GAY

[dulcayelin]

no existian los estoroides en esa epoca parece

[TheBoybebop]

y ahora intimidan son unos payasos pueden ser los mejores pero eso es cualquiera el Haka es cualquieraaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[cymraes71]

Oh dear.



[calandialdo]

JAJAJJA NO LA TENIAN MUY ENSAYADA LA COREO...

[abequinti]

en ese momento eran unos putooos que no sentian su camiseta, jajajaj

[abequinti]

en ese momento eran unos putooos que no sentian su camiseta, jajajaj

[ChupameElOmbligo]

afeminados



[ErGoCan]

If somebody tells me this is a Monty Python joke, I would have believed it :-)

[Doosell]

00:10 Spirit Fingers!!

[717paddy]

hahahah that blonde guy looks like hes about to wet himself

[Jande29793]

the jump at the end. rofl.

[FDSantiago]

jajajajajajaj

[fudgebucket55]

LOL THEY ARENT EVEN MAORI ANYWAYS

[hugomilano1106]

No había un solo Maorí en ese equipo , poreso un desastre ese Haka!

[HaloArmy]

This would be the music video to Poi E :P

[federicocarb1]

juajuajua ahora cada ves q vea le haka de ahora,me va a causar mucha gracia jojo

[MarS0nic]

HEEEYYY Macarena !!

[bbourles]

@MarS0nic HEEEYYY m'HAKA'rena !!

[MrPloopy83]

DAMN ALLBLACKS U SCARY !!!

[hindukushh777]

Thriller !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fringes007]

Dis h44kk4 lookz da s4m3 as 2dayz h44k4

I d0n7 see a d1f3r3nc3 b3t33n da n1gg4 vers10n p4nzy wh1te v3rzi0n!!!11!1

[MegaElfede]

Ja ja ja ellos renian cara de asustados......!!! eran todos blancos...!! no habia nativos ..

[Bionic0]

not one Maori, all English invaders

[McD5791]

...was this clip from the times when the New Zealand team was made up of... y'know... New Zealanders?

[Wess75018]

CATASTROPHIQUE

[leostasi10]

whities...

[MrLoose26]

scarier than the current one ..for other reasons tho

[Atu7UP]

They don't even know how to do it, some of they are looking each other to copy every step.

Today the all black spent more time practicing the haka than rugby it self

[MrSantiagor10]

payasos

[sateliterebelde]

I´m confused

[frustratemyself]

lol the crowd was cheering cause they stopped right?

[rosihantu1]

The most spine tingling haka ever.

[34Chinny]

Haka Gaystyle!

[franvaza]

This is a joke

[cele88k8]

Alguien TIENE que editar esto y ponerles de fondo la canción "waka waka"... :D / Someone must edit this with the song "waka waka"!... :D

[maque1992]

jajajajajajaja



[lamorocha2687]

jajajajaja! es que el look de los 70 era mas gay :P

[BHammockful]

The Barbarians were shitting themselves after that.

[tubal1]

lol

[paulvanbeer]

still not as gay as Twilight

[umfrut]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL gay spoted

[Bangoustine]

wouaw plutôt pathétique

[funkmystar]

It's the okey kokey !

[374ludo]

love that guy at 0:09 which is almost dancing! Epic!

[GiulioScarnera]

don't you all fear the All Blacks ?? I can see Sigmund Freud smiling at you.. with a some sense of pity....

[PauloR2T]

white boys haha

[dejvicerules]

threatening! :D

[chilichili1000]

I´m crying.... hahahahaahahahahhaa excellent !!!!

[tomlennon1000]

worst haka ever

[alieli76]

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen, I swear! What's with the 'scary ghost arms' posture?!? Oh, how times have changed! For better or worse i don;t know... ;-)

[NZMeathead]

@bushtukkayarns Its a cultural war dance, done for many years in all different forms an variations, the maori use to do it in the bushes waiting for the British to venture in to the unknown.

[NZMeathead]

Yea they dont the haka like this for years until about 1986 or so when Buck Shelford put some passion into it. Im sure the white boys of them eras didnt want to do it but had to because of Nzru politics etc.

[jesuisunmoineau]

mouahahahahahahahahaah nnuuulll!!!!!!!!!!l

[TheMoolooman]

It's funny, not scary !!! Is that normal ?

[IEDookie]

they  haven't invented muscles yet in 1973

[munsterite3]

ali williams would be spitting fire watching this crap

[rockandstroll]

White men can't haka.

[kentwomble]

Are they all trying to learn air guitar?



[colegeorgie]

wow, awesome. craaack up

[Msimeki]

That's what the springboks see everytime we play NZ!

[laziomerda20082009]

ma parono malati

[TheDavieDuck]

Flippin moffie haka



[HitMeQuick]

It looks like they are all learning it as they go along.

[ryu31337]

1973? They were probably on LSDs then...

[cnoc1916]

They probably bet the shite out the opposition that day too. Somethings never change

[colinblogs]

They look like a bunch of nerdy accountants at a disco after a confrence. They defantly put a bit more oomf into it these day's

[NZMeathead]

@colinblogs Yea but the All Blacks of those eras were one of the best teams as well, if not the best, Wales an South Africa were along side them, Australia rugby at that time was still lacking.

[chilichili1000]

@colinblogs i am an accountant, but your comment is excellent !!!!!!!!! jajajajajajajajaja

[FreshP1MP]

very intimidating

[PAPITOROY]

que mierda de haka....sin ofender

[exe2517]

@PAPITOROY si mal no estoy, no fue hasta los 80 que los Haka eran meras exhibiciones para el público y no desafiaban al rival, no recuerdo qué capitán de los All Blacks tuvo la idea de empezar a usarlo para intimidar al rival

[PAPITOROY]

@exe2517 Pulgar arriba por ése capitán.

Se dice que los All Blacks no participarian del proximo mundial en Inglaterra.....La IRB tiene que cambiar los estatutos referentes a los auspiciadores de los equipos, no nos podemos quedar sin los All blacks!!!

[exe2517]

@PAPITOROY parece que el capitán fue Wayne Thomas Shelford

[akanewe]

@exe2517 Te falla bastante la memoria. Haka nunca ha sido una mera exhibición para absolutamente nada. Hay miles de Haka para todo tipo de ocasiones. Si te fijas en distintas épocas tienes más o menos Maories en el equipo y eso es lo que ha dado más importancia a la expresión del Haka antes de un partido. La idea de intimidar y retar siempre ha estado, lo que lo hace creíble son los jugadores y además desde que rugby es profesional esto se ha disparado. Suerte.

[exe2517]

@akanewe estaba buscando hakas antiguos y por lo que vi, los Hakas no los hacían frente al rival sino que a las tribunas

[akanewe]

@exe2517 Tienes razón en que hay Hakas antiguas que no se hacían frente a un rival, en general porque son Hakas sin rivales. las hay para honrar visitantes especiales(de frente), alegrarse por festivos etc, funerales, de todo y la Haka Peruperu una de las más salvajes de guerra y esta sí que se hacía frente a los que esperabas destrozar (literalmente). Si te interesa, no tienes más que buscar en la red en inglés o hablar con algún Maori, hay mucha información.

[platypusboy]

The Australians should just head bang for a bit and then moon the other team

[evolution02]

Looked like only one guy knew the moves and the others just copied off him

[catalancs]

Oh dear, haha! That's what happens when you only pick middle class white boys. Always preferred the Kiwi rugby league hakas for their authenticity.

[8109zd]

Ha ha FAIL

[imdjmilk]

Haka campese

[imdjmilk]

Haka cam ewe

[ZarakyeRunescapeShow]

Also it changes dramatically over time... I looked at the 2003 haka today and I was like "WTF IS THIS SHIT!???"

[ImportSilvia]

@ZarakyeRunescapeShow There are different haka's

[ZarakyeRunescapeShow]

Oh for god sakes! Its just because the haka wasn't a big thing for rugby back then, Look at the 1987 haka (Buck Shelford leads) and its not even that much better, And look at the 1922 haka... All there doing is slapping there legs.

[1976gert]

@ZarakyeRunescapeShow : "There" is a difference between "there", "they're" and "their". There = over 'there' in the kitchen. They're = they are. Their = it is 'their' haka / it is their rugby ball, etc. You can't use the same word for all three: it will either show your ignorance or stupidity. Need any more lessons, just give me a shout. I'll try and help you avoid making an arse out of yourself. Your sentence should read: 'All they're doing is slapping their legs'. Trust It's clarified now.

[NZMeathead]

@1976gert Haha im sure most people that read what is written can read between the lines an work out what they are trying to say, people that come on things like youtube an try to school people, you are the only one that makes an arse out of yourself by trying to correct people on a message board, I give you a A+ for nerd factor.

[jayshiz]

what a bunch of window lickers

[dxhardysdx16]

hahahahahahahaha worst hacka to last a life time worst hacka ever hahahahahh new zealand

[freddythenad]

im fucking terrified. Think i've shit my pants!!!

[jumpnjza2]

Haha fucking white people...

[schubie1970]

I think thats the best one Ive seen .wish they would do that one now

[tnguyen206]

lmao fucking white people

[saxonsiphon]

What a bunch of pussies

[DarkonekoHellsing]

ça manque encore un peu d'entrainement, leur choré :)

[DarkAvenga]

@bushtukkayarns Oh dont get so worked up. Its quite entertaining. Its supposed to be a friendly intimidation..

So dont put it down.

"War haka (peruperu) were originally performed by warriors before a battle, proclaiming their strength and prowess in order to intimidate the opposition. Today, haka constitute an integral part of formal or official welcome ceremonies for distinguished visitors or foreign dignitaries, serving to impart a sense of the importance of the occasion."

[jkeightley1967]

How gay was that !!

[richardfps123]

FAIL

[digi1988]

well im glad they have refined it atleast some of them were dancing

[fenix402]

Whahahaaa What a JOKE!! I don't think there is even one person in-sync. An I'm talking about their minds! LMAO

[matiupara1]

talk about embarrasing

[brrrrgerrr]

one of the best things i've ever seen

[HazeyDH]

@ TheMattyc1957 most people would be respectful during a national anthem so it's only fair to do the same for a haka. What some people don't understand is that a genuine haka doesn't just empower the people doing it, people around it should draw strength from it as well. A haka introduces a spine tingling focus to all people including opposition and spectators...

Mind you, the above so-called haka carried little mana and would have added little benefit to this game.

[HazeyDH]

@KroganSpectre a haka has as much to do with rugby as a national anthem does.

Although a national anthem may be more familiar to people globally, in NZ and the pacific islands a haka can be just as important. Different versions of haka (NZ name) are often performed before important occasions both non-sporting and sporting. Domestically in rugby, a haka may be performed prior to matches between 1st15s, armed forces, police, & tangata whenua teams etc.

It's part of PI & NZ rugby.

[KroganSpectre]

What a joke! The Haka is a side-show and should be banned from games! It has nothing to do with rugby! Pathetic!

[sebbymate]

Thumbs Up if you thought this was another Monty Python skit.....