Southern Guide to Internet Dating Chptr 2 (phone calls)

[michaelifft]

this i good stuffs and funny as well.

thank you

[kingspunkbubble]

What your saying is play the nice guy. Let me tell you what that means. You (the man) pulls out chairs, opens car doors, buys drinks, buys food, buys flowers, acts like the perfect gent, does countless favours, generally gets tooled, and then.... along comes the jerk. The guy with a rotten mouth, bad manners, back handed compliments, really terrible time keeping, and guess what. The jerk gets your girl. If you want a dating guide chaps try this. Charles Darwin and The Origin Of Species.

[DatingMissLora]

Well darlin, you can count your lucky stars she went away because if she went for a guy like that, then she wasn't the girl for you. Remember if you're a good guy, then you're looking for a good woman and that's a woman who would appreciate every single thing you do for her and would tell you on a regular basis. If she doesn't, run far, run fast!

[supercyc10]

This was funny and informative

I would never have thought half of these things

thank you

[angelasetzer]

This just popped up when I searched youtube for "trailer trash", no lie. Thanks for the chuckle though. PS - don't speak for all women, please. We don't all wear 10 pounds of makeup and get repulsed when they say f*ck. Bah yall!

[dunpeal21]

well i was searching for the katt williams movie trailer.. but youre pretty cute for an older chick.. come visit me in ca.

[hectorsproductions]

ME tooo

[bkrysa]

Is this actually serious... or is it a joke?

[DatingMissLora]

The whole world is very serious so when it comes to love, it's important to have some fun! Happy Dating ya'll, Miss Lora

[Bobzeaux]

Quite a few other dating experts would say that you WANT to appear as though you're dating a lot of different women. It supposedly makes you look "less desperate" and more of a "challenge".

If men are swearing while talking to you, it's because they're trying to be the Bad Boy that too many women throw their panties at.

"You're not supposed to be the real you."

.....So EVERYTHING about being yourself (which women love advising) is completely meaningless?

[Bobzeaux]

So men are supposed to acknowledge the bravery of women calling, but women don't have to do the same when a guy musters enough nerve to say 'hello'?

No no no no no, women get to whine, and men HAVE to put up with it or else the girl walks out.

What do you do if you establish yourself as the Classic Gentleman and the women you're talking to suddenly stops calling/writing you without warning or explanation (if you're lucky enough to get her to call/write you in the first place)?

[DatingMissLora]

Hon, Women know in the internet dating world that you may be talking and/or dating a number of women but we still want to feel like we're special. And I always say "Thank you" to anyone who calls me so listen up girls and be appreciative to men callers. When someone stops calling or writing,it's usually because they've met someone else and don't know how to say it without hurting your feelings. Miss Lora's motto: "Next!" There's more fish in that sea, Mr. Bob. Happy Dating, Miss Lora

[Bobzeaux]

Giving me an explanation isn't as hurtful/disrespectful as treating me as if I don't even exist.

[DatingMissLora]

Well hon that's exactly what a lot of women have said about guys who just dropped them so maybe we're educating everybody:) Miss Lora

[tongferlion]

how is it that the more i ask about them, the sick and bored they get? i also did compliments too. oh and another thing,i don't curse.

[DatingMissLora]

Miss Lora is going to be on National TV! Check her out on the Emmy winning hot daytime Rachael Ray Show on Tuesday, September 11th! Happy dating ya'll! Miss Lora

[DatingMissLora]

So glad I can help! Just watch all of Miss Lora's chapters and you'll be on your way - and please pass me on to all your friends. They probably need me too! Hugs, Miss Lora

[whitedevil06]

"I'm takin' you to the rodeo/bullfights, baby!" Is that a good one(whisper)? Or I try to use "come on baby, get in the truck! I reckon were gonna get us a rattle snake fer dinner!" First dates ok for Monster Truck show?

[DatingMissLora]

Well I'd recommend coffee first to find out if she even likes Monster Truck shows. You do want to make a good first impression and dirt and noise may not do it - of course, if it does - she's a keeper! Hugs, Miss Lora

[DatingMissLora]

So glad you can recognize wisdom when you see it:) Make sure to pass Miss Lora along to all your friends!  Hugs, Miss Lora

[sw33tb0y77]

Heh,another vid full of usefull tips! Thank you :)

[Phillyrun57]

MissLora,

As usual, you tell it like it is...Keep up the good work, ladies listen!!!

Fred Astaire

[DatingMissLora]

Oh Mr. Astaire,

You'll have to see chapter on the first date because dancing is always a lovely way to a girl's heart! Hugs, Miss Lora

[douglasgrahambates]

Interesting stuff. Of course I'll personally never have to worry about this for obvious reasons!

Well Done Lora! Get yourself a TV series!

[DatingMissLora]

Oh I'm sure Miss Lora's advice could come in handy in any dating situation. Just remember - you look nice! And thank you - TV certainly needs Miss Lora! Hugs!!

[hoford]

so true & very funny!

[DatingMissLora]

Thank you darlin! How perceptive of you! Hugs, Miss Lora

[MargBarArabParast]

Miss Lora, Your tips are great and excellent for hooking a woman but if you want a relationship based on honesty things may be different. Are there any women who don't want to be lied to?

[DatingMissLora]

Darlin, dating is kind of like a job interview. It's important to make a good first impression and to be on your best behavior. Once they've chosen you, then they get to see just how qualified you are for the position:) Hugs, Miss Lora

[kymfoley]

Loved the video! Great presentation! Funny but true! Guys, listen and learn!

[DatingMissLora]

You did but Chapter 3 is on its way soon so there's still hope for you, darlin. Hugs, Miss Lora

[Earthlinked]

Not complimenting anything starting with a B? Good - I like it - I can leave out brains - but can I include Ta-ta's if they are not bodacious? Did I just fail chapter 1?!;-(

[joykg]

Really funny! -Joy

[DatingMissLora]

But do I look nice? Hugs, Miss Lora

[joykg]

Damn nice! And what personality!!

[WesMillerBand]

this is great and useful advise. Funny too.

[DatingMissLora]

Oh, men who are musical and smart too! My heart is fluttering! Hugs, Miss Lora