Passin a Spliff; Joey Diaz tells story - Joe Rogan Podcast

[ThatReporterKid]

"hancuff him, shoot him, trancalase him"

[ThatReporterKid]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRON WITH JOE AT 0:07?!?! HAHHA!

[qp9lq9tecs]

@ThatReporterKid that's called weed horny ;D

[IAmMW3God]

"Got some DEEP weed!" LMFAO

[str8bassin]

Damb Redban...puff puff give!

[fearfatch]

Anyone else get really tired of Joey either whispering or screaming on the podcast?

Can't hear a fucking word he says when he forgets he has to talk into the mic (so I turn it up a bit), then he fucking blows my eardrums out of my head when he starts screaming out of nowhere.

[paskin36]

@fearfatch dude joey can talk however the fuck he wants. hes joey diaz.

[fearfatch]

@paskin36 Hmm, while that's technically true, anyone can do whatever the fuck they want, I think Rogan would disagree with you, Joe frequently tells him "talk into the mic" etc., do you even listen to the podcast?

I'm just saying, ease up on Joey's nut sack, even the funniest man on the planet isn't 100% perfect.

[paskin36]

@fearfatch he never tells joey to speak into the mic anymore dude. that was back when they had shitty mics.

[liftedview]

Is this the same Matt's OG they got at Kushmart?

[MrJamesbragan]

Can you fucking imagine touching the saliva of that morbidly obese slobbering hog Joey Diaz?

[MrJamesbragan]

I CANNOT believe that these morons put their lips on the same cigarette.

These weirdos are sharing saliva. Disgusting human beings. These clowns are some of the lowest scum on Youtube. Filthy degenerates.

[outlaw88scumfuc]

@MrJamesbragan everyone in the history of smoking a joint has shared it. idk if you're a germaphobe or a faggot but chill the fuck out, you yuppie

[Zuklar]

Joe just took ONE toke, what a light weight. ;)

[paskin36]

@Zuklar he took two tokes, and who gives a fuck? 

[ThorsMjollnir0341]

They don't call it retard strength for nothin'.

[sauson69]

"bring it back and spark it kid"

[eduardoobregon]

this brain is one anoying fuck

[BlackTasky85]

Damn I want to try that shit

[marioluvian]

@yourdad4president i got a little brother who is mentally challenged and i find this sorta offensive but eh

[yourdad4president]

@marioluvian my bad man

[dafuksup]

@yourdad4president no retards are like unevolved monkeys.(no offense to monkeys theyre cool)

[ProficientSlayer]

Joe takes like 3 hits then waves it by.. must be nice to be so high that you can just watch the joint pass by!

[johnediamond]

retarded ones with chimp like strength can increase their strength 10 times that of normal human beings especially with a cute female offering sex....

[isuavingalaff]

hahaha,,what is it with the 1 drag and pass on ,you all fags...joe rogan had enuff after 2 goes.....girlsss...uk full joint smoker,,,30yrs...yanky fags

[mistadobalina29]

@isuavingalaff lolololololol

[dafuksup]

@isuavingalaff maybe they smoked a bunch of weed before this video started did you ever think of that retard? btw you fags have shitty weed in the uk

[isuavingalaff]

@dafuksup "maybe they smoked a bunch of weed before the video started"...you penis,stop trying to make excuses for them faggots.....you make me laugh...as usual the yanky wankers have the best of everything on the planet.....hahaha..get a life cocksucker yanky cowboy bummers..

[dafuksup]

@isuavingalaff first of all im not american you ignorant foreign inbred dickhead. learn to educate yourself and if you hate this so much why are you watching their videos? shouldnt you be watching "Coronation Street" re-runs you fucking fag??

[isuavingalaff]

@dafuksup............shut up you english cunty mug cunt..

[dafuksup]

@isuavingalaff its not my fault all you fags are inbreds. blame your parents, not me you dickhead.

[liftedview]

@isuavingalaff You can smoke 30 joints of that shitty Irish bush-weed... and you won't get half as high as a couple drags off some Medical grade dispensary joint. Bloody faggot wanker

[isuavingalaff]

@liftedview ..go and take a single drag and pass it on son.JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU YANKY WANKERS do...you are all light weights.....fact.......nuff said....cheerrz cowboy bummers....

[IAmMW3God]

HES SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAO

[kingyisthebest5]

hahahaha best "Woahh" from Rogan

[MAZ1N00]

that retard strength

[CZRXCZR]

I LMFAO when Joey started going: " Adeedee Adeedee Ananana!! "

[hetfield08]

LMAO Turn on the Transcribed Audio under the CC button and read while their talking hahaha

[ArtemisFunk]

@hetfield08 lol at the CC man..nice catch!

[boohalala]

lmfao i just noticed they're all sitting nextt to each other

[bigmuscleify]

OH DAMNNNNNNNN

[Eatingsomestuff]

Joey looked especially like big pussy Bonpensiero in this podcast

[antonyneal]

LOLOL

[InsaneBillykane]

Titties is a hell of a drug.

[Phazshifter1]

mat's n01 og retards ! it's easy if you don't own a retarded idiot gene in you !

[ciokoye]

Wht number podcast is this?

[idcheckraisemygma]

MTVH1sucks - nothing special about Matt's #1 OG. I've been to Kushmart and when I asked for that strain the guy asked me how I heard about it cuz it's not on the menu. He said mad people come in tryna buy it cuz they heard Rogan talking bout it. Not missing much my dude, I would recommend any dominant sativa strain over Matt's 1 anyday

[Jstain92]

I would hate to smoke weed with Brian, he smokes all that shit to himself.

[Digressor666]

@Jstain92 Wasn't it's Brian's weed in the first place?

[MTVVH1sucks]

I can only wish upon a star that one day I can smoke that shit

[vytko1618]

joey diaz redban and rogan + some weed = epic stories 4 the fans

[brgrstg43q345]

joey diaz has the best storys

[DaRealFiberOptix]

hahahahaha

[ToiletClogger1945]

Oregon weed FTW

[JameyChaCha]

I love Joey Diaz. I think he only has two volumes: "huh?" and "OMFG!"

[crazycasy]

little timmy should have smoked a joint

[ikushstr8bomb305]

This shits too funny

[2stepninja]

ahhhhhhahahahahhahaha

thats the shit

[jvro22]

Fuckin cracks me up when Rogan goes "woah"

[ieprince]

"Bring it back and spark it kid!"...lol

[silentpounce]

brian just gained like over 9000 cool points.

[SuperMjw88]

"there he is theres little david"

[LeeMarcelle]

Aaaaaaaa Deee Deeee Deeee Aaaaaaaa Deee Deeee Deeee Aaaaaaa Naaa Naaaa Naaaaaa!!!!!!!

[SuperMjw88]

" they had 3 black doorman that was trying to tackle little timmy , little timmy was throwing them around like brock lesnar throwing around jon fitch"

[sauson69]

"Bring it back and spark it kid!"

[SuperMjw88]

WHAT PODCAST IS THIS?????

[t2p]

@SuperMjw88 The Joe Rogan Experience. Itunes or Joes website.

[SuperMjw88]

@t2p YEA ITS #94 , BUT ITS ONLY 6 MINUTES LONG???

[t2p]

@SuperMjw88 check the forum thread for #94 im sure it got split due to problems with ustream.....

[hetfield08]

"Bring it back and spark it kid"

[paskin36]

"the whole offensive line of the giants couldnt hold this little retard down"

[paolotagliano]

@paskin36 omg thats one of the funniest lines i've ever heard!!

[jwka2001]

Retard Strength

[TITISIMO25]

kushmart

[killercreek450]

bananassssssssss

[1x93cm]

titties man....

[infoassassin84]

Biggups Joey Diaz, he is one funny motherfucker

[superkhoy]

how you spell it? mat's og?

[ExtremeMonkeyNinja]

@superkhoy Not sure, maybe "Matt's Number 1 OG"?

[watercup123456]

@superkhoy I'm pretty sure it's Matt's OG #1, and it comes from Kush Mart. They also recommended Snoop Dogg, the strain.

I kinda doubt the alleged THC percent, but I don't doubt that it's really really good weed. Accessory chemicals in the plant influence the kind of high (like speedy or dopey), unfortunately some of the stuff Joe says about weed genetics and biology isn't exactly correct, but that is because he is going off of the words of others who have told him, who are also wrong.

[paskin36]

@superkhoy you got it right, its mat's OG

[watercup123456]

I smoked a joint to this :-D

[ExtremeMonkeyNinja]

@watercup123456 nice, it made me want to =p

[Chippydip]

@ExtremeMonkeyNinja me too! lol

[Canadianwayne]

@watercup123456 joints should take longer than 3:33...lol just saying, mine always take longer.

[seatsniffer91]

@Canadianwayne They dont light it up before 1:30

[mynameisrenegoupil]

@watercup123456 bong 4 me :P

[cavello89]

@watercup123456 You just have to when you listen to some Rogan-wisdom ! This dude changed my life (very recently), and he doesn't even know it ! Respect 4 Joe !

[watercup123456]

@cavello89 I have found that "Comedians" are the profound philosophers of our time, the real teachers, the Platos, the Socrates.