Cloudy Couch Day

[DerekVeasna]

technically it wouldnt be smart to use a pencil, if the lead broke and got into a machine the whole thing could break

[MrGlasshat]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAY MAN AT THE DELI WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!!

[GrayStudios]

I have been trying to find this video for like a week. It's my favorite.

[Pyanapple]

very handy the next vid button, now I can dislike all you vids even faster :D

[KOTSlOS]

u are a disgrace for mlg halo pros

[sh4d0w1224]

0:00 to 0:06 is gonna be my new ringtone

[bsara1000]

thisisasongthatneverends, noitogoesonandonmyfriends, *undiscernable babble* thisisasongthatneverends.

[RobotKing27]

What was Obama saying at the beginning?

[trixxgordon]

Brohim :p what's with that name??

[FlargTheKitty]

@trixxgordon i dont know...but it's amazing :D

[LuveitsGrreat]

@trixxgordon

"A kinsman, a fellow man or colleague; brethren; referring to a friend or a brother as such."

^Definition of broheim from urban dictionary :P

[brenoox3]

this video is over a year old. and i still watch it all the time.. hahaha.

[gejshaKING]

this episode is gay and awesome brohim

[BellaElla665]

"todays show is brought to you by: Slavery." lol

[LukeStarChief]

lol I looooove the PDS's that make me fall out of my chair laughing

[LukeStarChief]

lol I looooove the PDS's that make me fall out of my chair laughing

[bobthompson321]

lol, the russians used pencils with their astronauts at the time

[ThisisStickman]

maybe nasa should relocate to australia and be staffed by 12 year old chinesse kids

[SalSanMar3]

George Carlin called the NASA people "Nassholes" which I found hilarious when I first heard that.

[fabuliscious1]

"also I like big booty bitches"

lmfao!!

[number13lucky]

"holy shit, we could just use a pencil!" thats my fav part lol

[lovehug77]

@number13lucky Mine too xD

[phantomzassassin]

@number13lucky you know i thought the exact same thing the first time i herd that XD

[jamrocKingz]

"ALSO, I LIKE BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!"

[ToroTheIllusionist]

Someone please tell me the joke about the gay man who went to the deli!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[butel12]

wtf funny but what was that ending about??

[Bloodyidit]

yikeslol sumone fergot teh take his meds.

wait..... shit! i need to take mine!

[vallarflamer]

love the joke! :d

[GWA38]

WTF IS WITH THETHE BEGINNING???????

[eyeheartpancakes]

y did his voice change when he said Hit Us?

[lopezfan7093]

dubbed it

[PopPunkSk8r]

did you know that he dubbed over "missed us" and said "hit us" 0:57

[DanJC989]

Holy shit, if anyone used a pencil the bits of graphite that come off when you sharpen it will short circuit the controls and the shuttle will crash! Oh yeah that why we cant use a pencil.

That story is a myth, pens work fine in 0 gravity. It's when a pen is held upside down when there is gravity that they dont work.

[Cold1Forged]

Mechanical pencil FTW!

[Peterdejavu]

actually thats not true. try drinking out of a cup in space... yeah its like swallowing a giant water balloon. plus the graphite will be logged into the paper, thats why when you turn a piece of paper upside-down the graphite doesn't fall out...

[Bentfrombeyond]

"oh and also I like big booty bitches" XD rotf!

[kwild22]

lmao oh gosh ive watched this like 5 times and cant stop laughing... holy shit we could just use a pencil!

[dman544]

also i love big booty bitches, lmao phil u funny man

[hugoishuge]

russians used pencil

[funnypanda1234]

that pencil thing is a lie. a pen would be terrible to use in space if it broke it would float around and possible travel into senstive equipment. think about it

[grindlevold]

holy shit did nasa really spend that much on pens?

[Megmeg6767]

I love this video

[DizzyDior12]

HAHAHAHA, I love the beginning.

[jackjohn920]

I saw no point in that video but it was hilarious

[chopsticks456]

hello broheim! it is the thursday!

[lovetohateyou2]

lmao big booty bitches...

[ImConfoozled]

Favorite Phil video to date.

[chopsticks456]

hello broheim! hahhahahhhahahahhahaha i love that!

[LookaGoldenMouse]

@TheCommentTroll

Might I quote a lovely shirt from Alex Evans? (I'm not aware if he's the first that said it but that's the first place I saw it so WHATEVA)

'Hater's make me famous.'

I rest my case.

[AmatuerProductionz]

the comment troll...you just commented...which means you just told yourself to fuck a cock too, just to letcha know

[Snoochy42]

in my opinion white people would never deserve to be slaves, and black people didn;t either, but i don't think people ever realized that it was other africans from other tribes that sold their own race for profit and to make a living, which is probably the only way africans could have made it to the americas, so if "you're/their" great-great grandfather hadn't been sold as a slave the AAs would still be trapped in africa. it's like them taking a bad job the better they're family in the end.

[onslaught147]

@snoochy42

okay comparing slavery to a bad job just isnt right, a bad job you could just quit, slavery if you try to quit you get whipped or shot. so ya slavery worse then bad job

[chopsticks456]

broheim hahaha

[Alssadar]

Since you were on the Pedo/gay joke...

You are at Church, and the priest blessed the man in front of you saying "God is always watching you."

The man grumbles and says, "Great, now I got another man watching me in the shower!"

...I know it kinda sucks...

[RealKengeki]

Remove all 'kinda's from your comment please and replace them with 'totally'.

[random1211]

if the pencil broke it would ruin equipment :S

[lylestaffel]

lmfao!!! i love it when he does the obama pic

[Frostbane33]

Pens didn't work in space? I know I'm showing how stupid I am on Youtube....

[onlyyouwould14]

And also... I like big boobie bitches. LMAO!

Thats what I thought he said

[XoChelseaXo32]

I think my favorite videos you do are the ones where you just babble to the camera. :]

[CatFlashBlue]

the pen joke was in a movie I saw once! I think they stole that joke from you :D

[evanarios]

lol hilarious

[Thiren111]

I belived the pen thing :(

[moblijo85]

That was just pure randomness.......

[TheCaptAwesome]

ahahahaha nicely done

[sargeantneo1]

HAHAH i love the slavery bit!!!!

[ph33rt3hd4rkn3ss]

after this video...I'm forced to wonder "what the fuck just happened?" Lol XD

[disquietawe]

Quite correct, DaveHowieNoPay. You must be a fellow viewer of QI.

[khoops66]

whooooo GC reference!!

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

LMFAO I LOVE U

[ettlemontree]

hah, you'refunny, and in another video of yours, your face was kind of shining.. i might even say gleaming. is that even a word? ccl

[wozniak]

ZE FRANK?

[RASandoval77]

also i love big booty bitches...lmao

[Splaterson92]

you wouldnt have a choice to use a pencil would ya ;P

[Splaterson92]

LOL but the chances of that happening are slimmer than a pig falling from the sky and giving you swine flu

[TheMonkey8MyHomework]

That happenz all the time where I live O.o ...jk :]

[FindleOfLoathing]

Actually the Russians thought of it :)

[Slyfan09]

HOLY SHIT! WE COULD JUST USE A PENCIL!

XD you're hilarious! Don't know why you have so many haters...

[bmacfn16]

0:57 he dubbed "hit us" over him saying "missed us". Ha ha....so funny. Never noticed that until now.

[imnz]

That obama picture you hold as you talk likr a damn chimpmunck is flippin awsome!

[justjake274]

HOLY SHIT. WHAT'S A PENCIL?

[muffin8or]

you spelt pedophile/paedophile wrong. and the joke was funny in a twisted way.

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! OH IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS! SOME PEOPLE STARRTED SING IT- WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS. AND NEVER EVER STOPPED! OH JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

LOL! Me singing that for 1 and a half hours. Imagine. HA! Hilarious.

[xprettiscenegirrlx]

Big booty bitches. xDDDD

[bleach41naruto]

lol funny foreigner joke:P

[flyingdonkey2009]

phil looks like your balding...

[craigh1993]

I'd like to point out that the pen thing is just a myth. They didn't use pencils, they used a nice ordinary pen... I can't remember the science behind it but normal pens do work. Something to do with the gravitational pull of the earth still effecting it or something magic,

[GameNinja13]

BTW watch the next video, HE TELLS YOU!!!

[craigh1993]

ahhh Ain't watched it yet :D

[xDamionxWhitex]

Omfg...LOL

[RICOROCKOROCK]

what no body what to say that Barack Obama picture manchend George Carlin.

[SCARlovesMAGGOT]

XD I love you Phil. And I say that in a non-stalker way. I swear..... Probably. Just kidding, I'm too lazy to stalk anyone. BUT YOU'RE NOT ANYONE.

Wow that sounded creepy.

[xJmaplex]

phil is awesome

[juanCarlosvp7]

lol Pencils.

[gamerfreq]

OMFG PHIL YOUR A GREEK (possibly not Greek) GOD!! beat intro ever brohiem!!!!

[DalloDiCanio]

An American a Russian and and irishman are having an argument to see who has the best astronauts the american said

"we do because we landed the 1st man on the moon"

The russian said "we do because we have a space station"

The irishman says "we do because we are going to send the 1st man to the sun."

The other two stand and say "surely they'd burn to death'

The irishman says "ahh... we thought of that.. THATS way we're goina send him at night." DW im irish btw lol

[ILuvDrizzt]

<_< Did noone think of CRAYONS? or markers whichever, whatever.

[cohenmkarnell]

god... youre not ze

[GameNinja13]

Is it just me or did Phil kindof seem a bit crazy this episode?

[Brads112]

yep me too hes ace tho <3 phil lol

[MissKriss94]

LOLL. We could use a pencil... XD fail.

[eeemsi]

fav! :]

[ThatKidJR617]

HAHA, the beggining was random as fuk

which is wat made it funny as FUk

XD

[AminelikesStephanie]

The Russians used a pencil

[alexrempel12390]

Lol. That's like the funniest one in a while.

[Icero88]

i agree that spending that much money on a stupid pen is ridiculous, but when they did use pencils, parts of the pencil shavings would get in machinery and f them up ._.

[shatterdome]

mechanical pencils....draftsmen pencils..

[Icero88]

not only the pencil shavings but the lead of the pencils can break off and get into the machines. It's still stupid to spend that much money on a pen. I get your point though

[TheSquib92]

also, i love big booty bitches lmao ! go phil

[darkpaladin6662001]

dude i love your shows there funny as hell

[mkjohnson100]

WE COULD USE A PENCIL! wow...... epic fail

[xMissBlueEyesx]

i've always liked that joke :P

[catlovercdq]

lmao 1:23

[crowbot3000]

"Holy shit! We could just use a pencil!"

[sidjip]

ahahaha XD 12 years developping a pen to work in space XD ahahahahaha!

[sourz124]

0:56 most hilarious thing i've EVARR heard!! XD

[TrueNerdForLife]

I like big booty bitches too.

[rphaider123]

that opening joke was HIGHLARIOUS anyone with me?

[migueldiaz922]

i still watch this video and laugh at the big booty bitches hahahahaha

[themack911]

you did a special on my birthday! yay!

[ILoveCranny]

wow, i have like 4 friends with that birthday too! happy belated birthday!

[verdictisvengeance]

NASA's too busy right now tracking "Planet X" and making sure it isn't going to fuck us over when the planets align in 2012. At least, that's what the "the world will end in 2012" crowd says.

[peasinacan]

is the nasa pen thing tru? lol

[adman4993]

no, he corrects that in a later video. (the dollar amount and ten years part is not true, but the russians did just use pencils, while we developed the space pen)

[CitizenErased2007]

The thing about the pencil inspace sounds very stupid but when you think about it, im guessing the scientists came up with the same reason i did ; if a piece of the pencil lead breaks off it could get into a piece of machinery and do some serious damage

[TheCrimsonClark]

It's called a computer lol

[deathxtra]

The song that never ends - Lamb Chop

[misplacedwonder]

in the immortal words of meg ryan in joe vs the volcano.... 'i have no response to that'

[limelight71]

lol..."also i like big booty bitch's" hehe

[broughtdownthehorse]

lmao my friends hate me cuz i totally repeat you say

"hello broheim..it is the thursday..totally sed that today

"no picture of barack obama i will not calm down!"

haha your hilarious

[Retreao]

"Holy S*** we can't just use a pencil."

HAHAHAHA

[BrendanPanda]

first

[nos238]

I like big booty bitches! XD lmao

[raiderfreak4lf]

awesome homophobia

[ZombiesRPeoplesToo]

0:31

[DanRhu124]

also i like big booty bitches

[lilyiscr8zy]

sexy sexy sexy sexy phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aryonas]

"HOLY SHIT, we could just use a pencil!"  hahaha

[lilyiscr8zy]

sexy phil!!! he so sexy!! yes he is!!

[THREECARDOZAS]

hes definetly not sexy!

lol!

=P

[bazzazio]

SXE PHIL,

He's SO SEXY

Sexy phil he's S-X-E!!

[miisterrD]

Haha, "we could just use a pencil."

[ABdawny]

funniest one ive seen..

[THREECARDOZAS]

aggre!

[pwnthrower]

awsome homophobia

[thatspud]

I pretty much watch this video every day...

I laugh so hard every time. PHIL. You're awesome.

[GrayStudios]

"Also, I like big booty bitches." XD

[iowntheplace]

Best Video On You-Tube

[kimeh22]

I've watched this at least 30 times, and it still makes me laugh.

Love ya Phil!

[KenHalo]

They made anti-gravity pens.

[patrick99879987]

also i like big booty b**ches.

[jhp888]

you can't use a pencil in space because if the led breaks off and gets into the machinery then you die. might not be true but I'm pretty certain I was told that by a history teacher so it might be.

[Athaeus]

The russians seem to be doing just dandy! They've been using normal graphite pencils all along.

And a broken pencil doesn't bring the station/shuttle down. The astronauts can just catch the broken piece.

Also, as you may have noted, it's not led, but graphite in a pencil.

[Cheedillow]

Yeah, and its spelt Lead.

[bazzazio]

Spelled**

Spelt isn't a word..

Sorry. I'm a grammer nazi.

[Cheedillow]

In UK english it is a word. Ignorant Nazis!

[eggiex1]

Grammar**

Grammer isn't a word..

Sorry. I'm a stupid people communist.

[Kyotensu]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[bazzazio]

:D Haha, Owned at my own game.

[eggiex1]

Well I'm glad you can take a joke. :)

Most people whose comments I respond to flip out. You would think that phil's audience would be able to take massive joke insults by now but apparently that's not always the case... :/

[iowntheplace]

true dat, brohiim

[bazzazio]

Haha, yeah, I don't freak out.

But you'd think Phil's viewers would be mature enough, since his videos are about politics and pop culture.

Although, 78% (a number I just pulled out of my ass) of Youtube viewers are RETARDED AND DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A JOKE. :D

[nicoletot]

Spelt is a word! GRAMMeR isn't. FAIL!

Lol even look it up it tells you that it's a misspelling aahahahahahaaha!!!

[bazzazio]

I'm sorry, but are you blind?

Spelt is not a word. Why don't you pick up a dictonary and do some work, mmkay?

It's not a word in America, though it may be in England. Please, do some research before you try to tell me I'm doing something wrong. "Lol even look it up it tells you that it's a misspelling aahahahahahaaha"

Woah, you sound SUPER SMART!

[nicoletot]

Spelt is a type of wheat douche bag. So yes, yes it is a word.

WOW I SOUND LIKE NOTHING! That sentence, when read out loud, does not sound like anything let alone stupid, which you obviously are. I think it's time for you to fees up to your fellow "nazi's" that you have no clue about words let alone grammar, which you cannot even spell.

[bazzazio]

:D LOL

Ok, calm down gal. Seriously,

kids your age shouldn't watch Philly.

And *ahhem* obviously you don't know what figures of speech are.

That's okay.

:)

[nicoletot]

Hahaha!! OMG you crack em up!!! :-D!! Oh my god this shows what morons there are in this world! Hahaha! Oh when I prove you wrong and point out your hypocritical comment I am un calm. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This comment truly proves you are not going realise how stupid you sound. Just stop now, you've already gone too far.

[bazzazio]

Woahhh!

No thanks! Because listen to me girly.

Well, I don't have half a clue what kids your age are listening to that says that you can just go and reply to anyone and be a total asshole online. SPELT Is not a word. SPELLED is in fact a word. Wanna look it up? I dare you. Just stop replying. Don't you have the willpower to do that?

:)

[xmenarutofan]

Bazzazio, there is a saying that any book is a kids book if the kid can read.

Does it really matter how old the person is?

A child prodigy isn't (usually) judged because he's 9 and is in the 8th grade, right?

No, Spelt is not a word, but hey, in the urban dictionary it might mean something!

[nicoletot]

Spelt is a word. It is a type of wheat.

[SlipperyWhenCrazy]

Oh! I know!

How about everybody...

calms

the fuck

down?

=)

[nicoletot]

Spelt is a word. As I have said before, IT-IS-A-TYPE-OF-WHEAT.

You are the one being an arse*hole. Telling people to fix their spelling and grammar when you aren't so perfect yourself, then when someone tells you you were wrong you start blaming disabilities and age stereotypes on my right to reply.

[Chatboy91]

If graphite breaks though, there can be a lot of fragments as well, getting one big piece is easy enough, but if you get fragments, you're screwed.