if i was that idiot i would say "Sorry Chuck I was going to park your car I work for vallet parking, were cool right?" Hands him keys instead Chuck telekinetically grabs them.
Chuck: "You were messing with the wrong guy." Then kicks him so hard the Earth loses gravity and Chuck tells Atlas, "You better hold it!"
Chuck Norris plays everyone off.
xxKALAMITYxx 1 week ago
Chuck Norris is over rated, nothing more than an actor, I don't know why people even joke about him being a god.
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HugoPachecoCabral 1 month ago
¡ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou
quiceno911 2 months ago
Roundhouse barrel roll kick!
BreakingWings 4 months ago
Chuck norris plays keyboard cat off
meatwadguy 4 months ago
Did The Car Died?
Oakclifftexas23 5 months ago
Who Else Hates Chuck Norris Jokes And Came Up To This Video
jennysmith5677 6 months ago 2
Chuck Norris hires Epic Meal Time to make his midnight snacke. . . .
mortensen1961 6 months ago
How did a chuck norris film turn into a Bond movie?
fishingwiththenerd 7 months ago
and that is the big bang theory!!
1MarineBoi 8 months ago
play chuck norris off bastard cat
watcher19082 11 months ago 23
they once named a street after chuck, but had to change it bcuz nbdy crosses chuck and lives!
activedoodie 1 year ago
just think of what would happen if he tried 0_o
chaodude32 1 year ago
it was the James bond(casino royale) movie clip lol i love the "bat man" kick!!
ripmowt 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
wasnt expecting that to happen xD
everynameisoccupied 1 year ago
if i was that idiot i would say "Sorry Chuck I was going to park your car I work for vallet parking, were cool right?" Hands him keys instead Chuck telekinetically grabs them.
Chuck: "You were messing with the wrong guy." Then kicks him so hard the Earth loses gravity and Chuck tells Atlas, "You better hold it!"
lkoval345 1 year ago
I heard that Chuck Norris got bored one day so he invented vaginas.
TheJerkinGherkin 1 year ago 2
Does he not know there's also a passenger side door?
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
Chuck Norris X Dodge Stealth
EnnioHMB 1 year ago
hilarious the different clip and keyboard cat and norris made the video mostly chuck and the car
lkoval345 1 year ago
ahahahahaha
reality618 1 year ago
LOL ^_^
SuperTinyMouse 1 year ago
This proves you don't fuck with the Chuck ...*gets roundhouse kicked for calling him 'the Chuck'*
gsus7125 1 year ago
...... Chuck ALWAYS wins,...... XD YAY!!
Lady21Deaths 1 year ago
And the Winner is "Chuck Norris"! yey! xD
TheRooster810 1 year ago
Why would you need to play him off because of that?
TheEranster 1 year ago
Did Norris Died?
startug 1 year ago
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kino5831 1 year ago
@kino5831 That isn't contributing to my comment.
startug 1 year ago
@startug sorry english fail i meant no he cant die:P
kino5831 1 year ago
@startug he's actually been dead for the past three years, but no one has had the guts to tell him that
rommel175 1 year ago 4
so freakin awsome
camokid1212 1 year ago
lol you dumb dumb
Chuck Norris doesnt run from car, car runs from him :P
DBZkamek 1 year ago 4
Keybord Cat is Chuck Norris Trainer all he is doing he learned from the Great Keyboard Cat
PlaysiZocker 1 year ago 2
ha lol
naddness 1 year ago
KAMEHAMEHA
409lego 1 year ago
lol
T0talLevelz 1 year ago
FALCON KICK!
16deadpool 1 year ago 3
@16deadpool Nope, It's Norris Kick
WirelessxD 1 year ago 9
Roundhouse kick !
Serenir 2 years ago 16
@Serenir I believe that's a fly kick... in the mouth...
GreatBallsOfFire97 9 months ago
did car died?
mammaria 2 years ago
@mammaria Car died, bad guy died, Earth's rotation died. . . . . .
mortensen1961 6 months ago