The Expendables Clip - Boat Gunfight

[TheWitnesserer]

That wasn't a fight. That was assisted suicide.

[disdanny]

Lmfao even in the bloopers Jason was cracking up when he said that line

[cytorakdemon]

Please be courteous to others and silence your cellphones.

[TheVillesRedRaven]

Syl: You want the money?....

*silence*

*buzzing sound*

Syl: What's that?

Jason: Im gettin a text.

LOL!

[ImBeAstyYyHD]

Freaking  nice

[AnthonyNiroshan]

TAKERS & THE EXPENDABLES WERE THE TOP 2 FILMS OF 2010!!!

[MrReindan]

STALLONE WHAT A FUCKING SPEED

[XxHangarX18xX]

idk, If Brandon Lee was still alive, My theory would be, He would get an offer for a role.

[DJMusic48]

@XxHangarX18xX yeah he would get Jason Statham role, think about it. i was thinking what you said too!

[XxHangarX18xX]

I could've sworn, I had a fuckin' thought while at the Movie Theatre, I was thinkin' 'Fuck, Brandon Lee should've not died mane.' idk, i think he was set up. someone put that bullet in the gun on purpose mane.

[DJMusic48]

@XxHangarX18xX yeah its kinda sad how Bruce and Brandon lee died, in this videp i was watching about the crow. It has illuminati signs in it, i think it was a set up thought too

[XxHangarX18xX]

illuminati signs huh? fuck mane. that's trippy arse shit

[Herc0gs]

@XxHangarX18xX Where?

[milkweed18]

It would be cool if Expendable 2 revolved around Bruce Lee somehow.

[xytsdx2]

I remember watching this movie when I was just a little kid, such memories from long ago :)

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

@xytsdx2 Um...so how old are you now? Considering this movie was released last year...

[xytsdx2]

@IBiteTheHandThatFed If im not mistaken, Rambo first blood ll came out in 1985.

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

@xytsdx2 It did...this is the Expendables. It came out in 2010. So I ask again, how old are you?

[xytsdx2]

@IBiteTheHandThatFed I was born on the the 74th year of the 20th century. Slayveksia

[godofimagination]

@xytsdx2 LOL. NOTICE: This movie WILL put hair on your chest!

[symptomaticmadnbJ]

Watch",,It."`Now..,

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[MrCrazedmaniac]

On the uncut version he gets ripped in half :D

[PVTKlim811]

wow talk about POWNAGE!!!!!!!!!

[thelonewolf997]

this is the best movie evar

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

I blinked, what happened?

[manpower386]

keep dreamin

[hugamumfterwoof]

im getting a text

exuse me?

lol

[pvpandraidhunter]

i beg to differ i can get hella muti-kills in MW2 with tac knife

[Gutsyndicate]

They stole this scene from South Park's Somali pirate clip

[Cirvjakaac1]

"What's that?"

"Getting a text."

"Excuse me?"

Lol :D

[seanw23]

chelsea, help us by giving us your opinion.

who should be in the expendables 2?

[BioGamingLP]

@seanw23 same people as this but utilize all of them and not just four of them

[DJMusic48]

@seanw23 Slyvester stallone,Bruce and Brandon Lee, JCVD and Steven seagel Dolph lungren

[seanw23]

@DJMusic48 i agree.

but steven... he's kinda... out-of-shape. did you see his latest movie? whichever one that was (forgot the title)

also in flight of fury, dude didn't look too good; really let himself go.

[Lethaone]

@seanw23 Machete?

[seanw23]

@Lethaone looks like he lost weight in that one.

but i only saw the trailer, so i couldn't tell.

[cytorakdemon]

I remember seeing this in theatres thinking "please silence your cellphones."

[AnthonyNiroshan]

THE EXPENDABLES, BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD, VOTE UP!!!

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

That wasn't a gun fight....... that was just pure gun slaughter haha

[bibi5027]

OH I just appreciate how discipline is that man,I dont care what stupid tabloids saying of him,I never believe any words..He is just one amazing,great,sweet, person

[LegoCreations123]

The Expendables 2 Fancast -Jason Statham -Sly Stallone -Arnold Schwarzenegger -Jet Li -Randy Couture -Bruce Willis -Mickey Rourke -Dolph Lundgren -Terry Crews -Chuck Norris -Scott Adkins -Jean Claude Van Damme -Vin Diesel -Mr T -Kurt Russell -Wesley Snipes -Michael Jai White -Ray Stevenson -Danny Trejo -Dwayne Johnson -Donnie Yen -Hulk Hogan

[Cerbethys]

mrzack888 its Fake violence, I wouldn't call it senseless, I'm into real snuff, for starters you should look up "3 guys 1 hammer" that was truly senseless

[soldierside365]

@Cerbethys

that vid was fucked up.. had to watch it in parts because i couldnt handle that shit. and its a bit wierd how your into real snuff..

[TheLegandz]

if you click on my name you will be able to download this movie for free

don't believe me? just give it a try ( Not one of the stupid spams below my comments)

[2cool2fresh]

If Chuck Norris was in this movie the director would of have changed the name from The Expandables to Just Chuck Norris

[MetalSights]

Wasn't much of a gunfight, more of they shot everyone to death in one second, lol

[tinklebuggie]

When that guy tortured Sandra i just wanted to see stallone rip out his guts... squeeze out all his shit... and make him eat it again! :) *sigh* but he only got a bullet! awwww well next time! ^.-

[mrzack888]

what a stupid senseless violent movie, killing innocent people. 

[SpookPhantom]

@mrzack888 I know! Its great right? :D

[bf2lover42]

@mrzack888 yes, people shooting at you = totally innocent

[rozziboy20]

@mrzack888 generic troll comment

[IggyHazard]

Jason = ninja. Sly = cowboy.

[BamfFromLA]

"What's that?" (I'm getting a text.) "Excuse me?"

[MalubaySyecado]

Expendables 2 should feature Dog the Bounty Hunter, Woody from Toy Story and Chumlee from Pawn Stars.

[Ramubay]

@MalubaySyecado You mean the first one didn't?

[DeathAdderZL]

@MalubaySyecado

FUCKIN LOL

[IggyHazard]

@MalubaySyecado Toy Story 3 is more right-wing than The Expendables!

\8-D

[rorschach281]

@MalubaySyecado no chumlee would just play with the guns and not kill anything lol!

[MalubaySyecado]

@rorschach281 Actually I was thinking he might be the new Mr. Church. Got a problem with that?

[seanw23]

@MalubaySyecado the bounty hunter?

if anything, it should feature Gerard Butler (milo boyd the bounty hunter)

[Dragoj419]

@MalubaySyecado I would see that.

[knifethrower72194]

@MalubaySyecado What about Chuck Norris?

[clix411]

@knifethrower72194 then it would be just called The Chuck Norris but there wouldnt be a moviebecause no one can go up against Chuck Norris... only one guy did, killed Chucks mortal body, then died, then Chuck Came back and is now invincible. Kinda sucks to be Chuck Norris... this is merely a joke ;)

[ivan200060]

After watching the secound time...

This movie clearly points out against the palestinians.

Pause the movie at 30:14 and you will see clearly a palestinian flag on the soldier.

Maybe thats why hollywood appointed the israeli producer Avi Lerner to do this?

You can see many examples... its really disgusting and sublime propaganda by Hollywood.

General Garza is very similar to "Gaza". But i lost totally lost respect for this movie

[starsiegeRoks]

@ivan200060 unfortunately, the only ones that actually notice the *sublime propaganda* is the conspiracy nuts trying to find it in EVERY movie :3

[chris978820]

@MalubaySyecado no. Expendables 2 should feature Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan, and Jet Li fighting Against an entire army of ninjas.

[TrueCoolGuy]

I didnt like this movie, idk why this movie striked me as a lil too predictable and cliche, and the fact that these big movie stars r in 1 movie didnt help, maybe the saying is true "Too many chefs ruin the dish"

[Kingslay3r]

@TrueCoolGuy of course its predictable, this movie is not good cause of it's story, its the constant well done action scenes that make it a good movie. This is a movie for guys that likes explosions and gunfights, it doesnt need anything else

[TrueCoolGuy]

@Kingslay3r Dammit thats why i didnt like it, dont get me wrong i like explosions, gunfights and fast car chases too but i want some unexpected twists, like the explosion was actually a dream or somethin :P

[Tadicuslegion78]

4 people were not fast enough, shoulda played more call of duty

[Nilde693]

awesome movie

[gatotrastes]

is the movie already in theathres?

[6282makepeace]

@gatotrastes

theatres? it's out on dvd now

[gatotrastes]

@6282makepeace oh, lol ok ty

[evilstephen90]

The text is me.

[Legolas25079]

God this movie kicked ass!!!! jason Statham is one of my fav's

[SkylerStories]

love this movie so much, they could use more work on the blood scenes though i think.

[abualborz]

love how syl, says : exuse me hahaha! !

[BigEasyWinger]

That was a bad time to get a text message. :P

[xGAMINGFREAKx]

You Ain't Grizz Baby!

[Soumyadeep2189]

Damn.....Sly and Statham kicked some major ass in this film...........big time !!!!!

[appletickle]

holy shit LOLS

[billyBMX55]

best movie saw it about 13 times legit and cant get enough of it!!

[TheAnnieBoboX]

@billyBMX55 Haha it an awesome movie, i wish more people gave it cradit, bleh.

[snake58139]

This movie was insane, I'm glad someone like Stallone is still making good action movies, not this soft ass shit Hollywood produces anymore

[in5secs]

@snake58139 This is a good action movie?

[rap1800]

DONT GO TO kookíca COM

ITS SPAM!!!!

[MADIGgyu]

Look at Statham beret at start and at 0:48, you'l see ^^

[Ko0lMoeDee]

Finally! And a good way to start the decade, a new badass action flick made FOR GUYS!! Action at its best only exists in guy movies like this and the Rambo series including the 4th.

SHUT UP FEMINISTS!!

[SargentMugen]

Only Stallone and Statham killed them while the other guys didn't do jack shit!

[MsAlicia2000]

awesome movie

especially the special effects

[ArtyKing12345]

lmao the somalian sounds so retarted imo, do all pirates sound like him? ?_?

[thebeginner15]

spoiler: the boss of the terrorists is cut in half by the bullets.

[11195kirby]

@thebeginner15 now THAT was bad ass!

[etqwpro]

wtfff this wasnt in the movie!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@etqwpro It is. Did you came in late or did ya took a piss when this happened?

[croup007]

@etqwpro erm yeah it was lol

[KhanSeb]

BOOM-LAY ! BOOM-LAY ! BOOM !

[thesilentRANTER]

LOL RED DEAD STALLONE

[ChiaKaCheng]

0:18 you can clearly see the man's brutally vascular veins. SCARY!

[Philawockeez]

@ChiaKaCheng i know damn

[Otterfreak1]

Best Damn movie hands down

[craig7516]

The only thing faster is light. Epic movie quote

[AZsportshut]

@craig7516 lol would of been a great movie quote, if he didn't steal from Bob Munden the fastest quick drawer in the west. look him up. He was the one who originally came up with that quote.

[moviedirector1993]

What Kunai was Lee Christmas using?

anyone know?

[GoncaloLeal]

I gotta see this movie again. Great thrills but the blood effects are crappy though.

[drummrmcclure18]

i wish they'd show the "warning shot" bit haha

[zzdre]

not much of a gun fight

[elvinbaez03]

u did not show the sniper part

[Zeta368peep]

the start was like the abridged iraq

[Trollin4Evar]

aw...i wanted to see the warning shot scene :(

[guzal1996]

AWESOME movie Sylvester Stallone (L)

[dynomyck8]

At 0:28 pause what he's thinking "Did I set my tivo tonight?"

[lacricriva]

This movie deserves a sequel featuring Wesley Snipes, Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van-Damme.

[tropicAces]

Love this movie. About a minute before this scene some ass while gets raped by a shot gun lol

[Yami9ace]

I watched it was so good, jet li is awesome

[MrRobster45]

i am 13 and i watched it a cinema and its a 15 then i went to see it again with ma dad and his m8 and a ginger bitch didnt let me through..by the way its mint

[DarkPaladin24]

THIS IS THE BEST ACTION FILM OF THE YEAR

[TheBassSoldier17]

Anyone else notice in this clip how their berets flip from right to left at the end?

[SamanthaMercer]

@TheBassSoldier17 Hey, you're right.

[BornEntertainment]

@TheBassSoldier17 At some point in the movie, a car gets hit by a truck, then they show it again from a different angle and the car gets hit by a dumptruck.

[iEATkids44]

@TheBassSoldier17 they edit this scene thats how

[StarWarsFanatic99]

this movie rules, i've seen it twice already!! love it XD

[Davidovar34]

@StarWarsFanatic99

Me too! Loving it :D

[209mann]

@StarWarsFanatic99 can you upload it on youtube?

[StarWarsFanatic99]

@209mann i would if i knew how, but i don't know how to upload movies here

[thomas3816]

sly is the biggest and most bad ass guy for his age.. actually of all time

[jakethesnake266]

best movie in a long time

[dirish1985]

i see stathan is ninja.

[AsianVNlegends]

Amazing movie :D

[TheHurtables]

holy shit!

[BloodyCaleb2028]

saw this movie today...was Freakin Awsome!

[Spencer27057]

LOL! "What's that? Getting a text." haha.

[ICantDecryptTheCode]

gay. this movie is fucking lame. Takers is way better. Stallone is like 90 years old. Back in the day, Sean Connery would have kicked Strathams wimpy ass and then fucked his girl.

[olafvisser]

@ICantDecryptTheCode; too bad for you, Connery is 90 now. And learn to spell the name of whom you're criticizing, or he'll fck you up before you found it on the internet.

[TheXxXss]

guys don;t miss it start watch it here watchfreemoviess.webs.com

[JackedLimur]

they didnt show the part where half the dudes body blows out!

[fuckyou334]

the previews dont tell really If this is goona be good or not so so. The only thing is that the Actors are Hell on earth. Best actors Ive saw. That is the reality. I dont expect too much through.

[tsailegirl]

haha getting a text during a gun fight

[kiltrofilms]

this movie will give you a mangasm lol

[JLMAY01]

Just went and saw this tonight. WORTH EVERY PENNY. Don't even think about it, just go see it. Like right now. Get off youtube.

[mtsEnrique]

anyone know where i can find slys holster for the single action army?

[jakeskinner52]

Is it just me or does sly look thinner in this scene than the rest of the movie?

[Gate7Vagelis]

Stallone...aahahhaha.........F­EW FEW FEW FEW FEW FEW FEW..all down..ahahhaha

[decivious]

Stallone has mastered "Dead Eye"

[cainsdad1]

that's my boy, Senyo, GOGOGO watch this movie, help him pay for his rent! Congrats on a great part bro...I'll see you on the RED carpet!

"Drop YO guns NOW!"

[ivan199120]

i hate chuck norris glad he isnt in this movie.....

[diamonddust22]

If chuck norris was in this, he would be a rogue mercenary that check in now and again.

[buckybadger5045]

WHERE IS CHUCK NORRIS

[jakebiomask]

@buckybadger5045 stallone actually said he spoke to chuck norris about it, maybe he will be in the sequel

[StarWarsFanatic99]

OMG, this movie looks incredible!! XD

[Vengeance31]

I'm a little surprised Jean and Chuck aren't in this movie.

[MrTyler135]

@Vengeance31 jean was offered to be a part of the movie but he refused

[MCLOVINx808]

@MrTyler135 so did chuck

[legokratos]

okay,

stallone, you take the mouse on the right

statham, the ant on the left.

chuck norris will take care of the rest

[Alieneater1239]

lol his phone rang

[skywalkerpotter21]

BOY THEIR BAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!

[xXMasterOfMuppetsXx]

when i saw this i got a text! xD

[soto22buddy]

fuck i hate when im about to kill a shit load of guys and i get a text! happens every time.

[dragolith13]

@soto22buddy

It was the girl in the movie sending em a Sexting lol, he didnt respond so she left em lol

[b4kud4an]

-vibrate vibrate-

"hm? what's that?"

"oh, getting a text"