Rambo Animated intro

[ienjoymasturbating]

FACT: Rambo was allergic to sleeves.

[ienjoymasturbating]

God, I miss the days where we were proud to be Americans.

[MrChatItOut]

hello

[MrChatItOut]

hello

[AshokaAnandaeSaha]

Remember when John Rambo was a character torn up by the fact that he had nowhere to go after the vietnam war, only knew how to be guerilla and lost almost all of his former comrades whom he could relate to and was pushed of over edge by some dumb backland cops?

[ronin6401]

I've heard that they're currently in pre-production for a remake of First Blood. The cast is said to include Taylor Lautner as Rambo and Larry the Cable Guy as Col. Trautman

[killersushi99]

General War Hawk needs to chill out.

[panzerphallus]

Actually, animated Rambo is cool! He is fighting a paramilitary of RIGHT WING assholes worldwide!

[bloodawn5]

—We dont have Ketchup anymore

—GET ME RAMBO!!!

[bloodawn5]

GET ME....RAMMBOOOW!!!

[bebeldan]

Rambo was once an experiment for the US Army. He personality was divided in four. That day was the day the A-Team was borne

[ivangelion030366]

At the beginning, I thought he was jerking off.

[jpd782]

OK!!! I admit it. Back when this was on TV, I was about 12. Not only did I watch it. I had the action figures that went along with it.

[Desolator84]

I liked this more than movies actually. A fictional megalomaniac general is always better than demonizing whole population of whatever country United States had at their gunpoint at the time. It's never as black and white, never.

[kraken138]

@Desolator84 First Blood II actually showed that the US government was trying to cover-up the fact that there were POWs still alive in Nam. The Rambo movies aren't Jingoistic (not that there is anything wrong with that)

[FNGLHR]

@kraken138 Eh, it could be swayed in a sense that the government is betraying America or it's soldiers or what not. Truth be told I think Trautman's condemnation of the US Government's refusal to pay reparations to the Vietnamese government is a better way of showing the film is not pure Jingoistic ra-ra America propaganda.

Just to be clear I agree with you on the Rambo movies at large not being jingoistic... although 3 is somewhat embarassing.

[italialex7]

this bass at the beginning needs to be remixed in dubstep! it would be awesome!

[DefectedHuman]

did they make an episode where he was helping the Taliban ? no ? i guessed so :)

[6xtbirk]

ok so all the toher soldiers are having vests and he is top less....HELL YEAH BULLETS CANT GO THROUGH rambo lairs of AWESOMENES :D

[billruller]

Rambo had a animated show?

[COZYTW]

"Get me Rambo!"

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HE HAS KENYAN BLOOD. LOOK AT THAT BITCH GO!

[myd64]

what a fuck.

that´s a rape of the caracter rambo

[sexypadri]

get me Rambo !!

[0DonFrijol0]

@Blackhoundrise

What about Chuck Norris?

[popocaten]

no sabia q habia un animado de RAMBO

[zmbklr101]

Great idea making a kid's show out of an R-rated film. Not to say this wasn't a fun show to watch.

[LustyVonSexist]

@zmbklr101

They made an animated show out of Toxic Avenger too.

[pilozard]

cartoons like this ARENT for wimps and Commies.

[GriffithAMPS]

Truman: "Get me Rambo!"

Operator: "Sir, he's been hiding out in Asia for two movies now."

Truman: "Fine...get me Chuck Norris!"

Operator; "He has his own show, sir."

Truman: "Who can you get?"

Operator: "Van Damme, sir."

Truman: "Crap...."

[Blackhoundrise]

@GriffithAMPS

Operator: "we're doomed Sir"

Trautman: "can we make lundgren defect the commies? nah! forget him. get Arnold Scwarzenneger!"

Operator: "Sorry Sir. But the Predator ain't finish kicking his ass."

Tratman: "I Told that bastard to stop shagging the crew members' maids. Damn! we're doomed! What about Sigourney Weaver?"

Operator:"Sir. She's on a period for a week. But i can get a few Xenomorphs to help..."

Trautman:"... Operator? Xenos? are you crazy?!!!!"

[pbandj4405]

@ 0:33....that dog. the way he gasp lol

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@LadyRosevanSong you;re stupid

[Hammi4Real]

they turned a crazed war hero into a super espionage action hero

well, you can thank the movie directors for that when they made the sequels

[Volts48]

for a guy who says he's tired of fighting people, he sure does it an awful lot on this show, doesn't he?

[BansheeMilk]

If you find a girl that loves Rambo, marry her and put a baby inside her.

Then high-five the nearest tree.

[Cap285]

Col. Trautman had a Bat-phone.

[DefensorDelMetalArg]

forgiveness but I spend a long time since I saw the memory please refresquenme Have you ever wore long sleeves?

[alejandropino100]

ya no existen cartoons de heroes rudos,,,el cual uno lo ve como ejemplo de cierta hombria,,,ahora existe;bob esponja,padrinos majicos,y toda esa basura q pasa nickelodion,...por ver esa mierda de progamas mi hermano menor es gay

[pandachristy234]

Mother of God...

[SmashJohn]

SMOSH BROUGHT ME HERE

[BansheeMilk]

Best Cartoon based on an R-rated film about a crazed Vietnam Vet ever.

[unfukkkmee]

JAP-BO

[whatuautado]

This was cool cause it had the music from the Rambo movies! RIP Jerry Goldsmith

[boombox4321]

man why the fuck dont they make cartoons like these any more instead gay ass ben ten

[CharroArgentino]

There's only one man to call

Kenshiro?

-Get me Rambo

Aww man!

[Edpunkrocker90]

oh man he can ski too?!! haha that guy is unstoppable! lol

[madlexx]

don´t matter who calls the colonel Trautman he always responds GET ME RAMBO XD

[metoren]

@madlexx Haha, better safe than sorry

[xJacobKylex]

Get me Rambo.

[camiam1000]

G.I.JOE has failed ,theres only 1 man who can get the job done ,GET ME RAMBO

[yo09ify]

why is there no animated cartoon about Arnold Schwarzenegger

[808jspekeg6]

WTF?! I've never seen this cartoon, and I WATCH A LOT A CARTOONS during the 80s.

[Ihasmoarface]

Get me Rambo.

[Saqib1880]

The dirty old bugger was knocking one out at the start!!

[idgarad]

The irony, I can't stop laughing...

[MrSt3ve]

anyone else think he was rubbing one out at the start?

[legendarycupcake]

@MrSt3ve ME!

[ghettonynja]

@MrSt3ve i thought he was scratching his ass

[MrAlexGTV]

@MrSt3ve Fitting music too :P

[MrParasyde]

is there even a Rocky Balboa cartoon? :D

[BestPlaymateEver]

Back when boys were brought up to be men and to be Liberty's champions. Not like you queers that are raised today. And you faggots out there picketing do it with a big wooden baseball bat if you're serious otherwise go home. Watch the movie F.I.S.T. if you need to learn how to do it right. Damn pussies. Faggots.

[FNGLHR]

@BestPlaymateEver Yes, yes, but tell us how you REALLY feel.

[BestPlaymateEver]

@FNGLHR All children's cartoons should be based on R-rated films.

[FNGLHR]

@BestPlaymateEver A good number of them are actually. Ever seen the Robocop animated series?

[jaymc771]

trautman= skelator, cringer/battlecat, and tons of other 80's cartoons it was alan oppenheimer

[jaymc771]

@jaymc771 no he wasn't in g.i.joe

[2daguru77]

Get me.....Rammmmmbo! Lol

[BoneThugsEternal]

lol i use to watch this cartoon. it was very much like the movies. but rambo never killed anyone. lots of violence, and i mean lots of violence in this cartoon. lol but i thought it was pretty cool.

[gulasz211]

lol

[521Bobcat]

General Warhawk reminds me of Dale Gribble. Coincidence.....NO!

Sha-Shaw

[greatrey]

@521Bobcat Before he retired and moved to Arlen, Texas.

[Nystan]

Trautman = Flint from GIJOE

[tintor2]

-Get me... Rambo

-I'm coming... sweetheart

[sliat1981]

woulda been ok if he just killed one person during the entire episodes

[3ccv]

Hmm o.k.

[LoadManCummith]

If the visuals aren't already over the top, we have Don LaFontaine as the narrator

[1337er1337berserker]

To the canyons of skyscrapers, to the canyons of mountain peaks, liberty's champion is unstoppable. Just don't have him fight on plains, jungles, forests and deserts, then he's fucked. My god is this intro FUBAR.

[conalgoqdecir]

rambou XD

[fergie123able]

the poor man's gi joe?

[Ethercast]

0:46 - Rambo is enough of a badass that Flint from G.I. Joe has to call him for help!

[bluescale]

while watching the arm moves, i thought rambo is jacking off lmao!

[baobubs]

excuse me.. but did he say "general warthog" ?? at 0:39

[BrooklynChivalry]

@baobubs

General Warhawk

[bigmtnfudgecake]

did people die in this cartoon? I can't think of one action cartoon where people really die like in japanese cartoons. ninja turtles comic book had real human enemies that got killed but when they made the cartoons they turned the enemies into robotic ninjas

[granpapi29]

the dog part cracks me up

[Glitter234]

I never knew they made a Rambo cartoon

[zubzerostuff]

The cartoon were they pointed Guns at Rambo and never fired....RAMBO !!!

[sherman1ai]

wow, an animated Carolco sequence. this animation had some backing to it, as someone already mentioned keeping the jerry goldsmith theme.

[kozsg]

GET ME RAMBO!!! plain awesome

[ironhandz1]

Hey, at least they used the Jerry Goldsmith music from the first film.

[ViolentFury1]

anywhere and everywhere

[TheHavermayer]

This voice over guy is dead :(

[reignofcrimson]

0:35 that dog is like OH SHIT! lmfao

[audiosport2]

rambo cartoon was my life.

[whatuautado]

"God didn't make Rambo... I made him."-Col. Trautman

[Anamchara]

Funny how a movie which was, essentially, borderline horror genre (don't tell me First Blood isn't horror... I mean, big psycho supertrained soldier hunting down the people hunting him down ala Predator... became into a children's cartoon (all the way down to the criminal mastermind hellbent on world domination). Those were the days.

[ZECTCustomUnit]

@Anamchara

That's the 80s for ya, dude.

[devilstoysuk2]

I remember the figures based off this too :)

[illuminatioracle]

there's only one man to call... col. trautman!

[FNGLHR]

"We get to win this time?"

[CommandoDude]

Why does he look native American?

[Jonbino]

@CommandoDude

idk but they kept that motif when they cast sylvester stallone... ohhh shit....oh yes i did.

[Ozymondias99]

@CommandoDude

Accoring to info from wikipedia the character of Rambo is of German and Native American heritage

[AgentSmiley]

WTF! eat your heart out GIJOES.

[stupotgorilla]

no way this was really i show haahahahahahahhaa!!!1

[CRhetoric1]

This shit FUCKING OWNED 25 years ago! Of course I was only 5 at the time haha

[maniac9565]

awesome. sure brings back memories. I watched this before school during the 1st grade. simple times were good times

[alienfasola]

rambo don ´t like the war,rambo like dance,rambo like fun.

[tosspot86]

Get me.....Rambo

[pajo55]

this is bad-ass !!

[stirigiy]

All i wanted was something to eat.... but he just kept pushing me sir.

[MurryFolt]

It did NOT look like he was tying a know in the beginning...

[klyzn]

I thought he was jackin off at first..

[Fedorasnesguy]

Where you were a kid, you weren't allowed to watch the movie, and yet they made a cartoon to attempt to 1up J I Joe (And fail) and target the same stuff in the movie to young children. WTF!?

[apologyisnothepolicy]

@Fedorasnesguy

Police Academy and Robocop had animated series too,yet no one on these days would suggest an animated series based on The Hangover or Machete.

[KoreanMeatball]

@apologyisnothepolicy Animated version of Drive Angry or Die Hard would be fun

[Duderock14]

@KoreanMeatball you know since your on the subject i came up with a few animated ideas. 01. 48 Minutes 02. Saw 03. A Nightmare on Elm Street 04. Friday The 13th 05. Child's Play 06. Caligula 07. Schindler's List 08. Inglorious Bastards 09. 300 10. Gotham High 11. Angry Birds!

[KoreanMeatball]

@Duderock14 Now Caligula would be hilarious animated.

[mephosto]

@KoreanMeatball would the action figure have anal fisting action?

[R3comend]

MOM : George , i dont give you money..

(Theme of rambo starts)...(George is like rambo now)

MOM : Oh w8 i sec i think i have 100 $ in my pocket...Here take it...

ROFL ? ROFL ? ROFL?

[Mestaajaz]

I love how Trautman answers his phone. No matter who calls, he just says "Get me.. Rambo"

[yermomsboxx]

@Mestaajaz I love how Trautman looks exactly like Flint.

[skullythebloger]

@Mestaajaz It was probably a sex line calling.

[wrath231]

52 drew first blood! Big mistake...

[matheussousuke]

He seems like Winne house, just more muscles..

[trikkerman1]

@burtonrules123 read first blood the book, Rambo kills everybody.

[LamogiasELLAS]

haha that brings memories.. i really liked the series after that white ninja joined them

[Roadwarior2]

So this is what John was doing between the third and fourth movie; he started his own GI Joe style organisation.

[GTBurns48215]

Suprised they never made a Terminator cartoon or at least were planning on it.

[GTBurns48215]

RAMBO is so bad-ass that he can smash through glass shirtless and wear a sleeveless shirt in the arctic.

[SHINBAXTER]

GET ME... RAMBO!!!!

=)

[FoxAttaak]

why didnt Rambo just join GI Joe?

[kluang1]

@FoxAttaak Gi Joe is not manly enough for rambo

[bipin5547]

America! FUCK YEAH

[Mr122394]

I knew he had a cartoon

[PauloGaiden]

RAMBLE!!!!

[Kasti77]

GET ME RIMBAUD!!!

[UniversalVision]

I couldn't see what he was tying in the beginning, until I realized it was just his shoelace... Oh lawd what was I thinking?

[kinmanyuen]

lmao rofl  wheres the death blood violence?

rofl camoflage named "cat"

[bigassgamergr]

tha most epic intro ever!!!

[AlexB4455]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­errrrrrrrrrrrrrr



[karatekidbandicoot]

They turned a rated R movie into a kid show WTF?!

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

@karatekidbandicoot You should see the Robocop series!

[nagasadow101]

lmao i love this cartoon i have the one cartoon on beta still.

[itamhoe]

Rambo looks like Tomax and Xamot

[xsf908]

Is General Warhawk Nazi ?

[josephscott80]

America, a place where teaching kids evolution is controversial, but showing them a cartoon about a man severely traumatised by his experiences in the Vietnam war appears to be a-OK.

[psycofloyd]

@josephscott80 Evolution isn't controversial. It's just wrong that's all.

[trikkerman1]

@psycofloyd How?

[psycofloyd]

@trikkerman1 It just is.

[TheEndKing]

@psycofloyd: It's wrong by being so logical and correct, huh? I hate when that happens.

[psycofloyd]

@TheEndKing But your not. Reality suggests otherwise.

[jefferzbooboo]

@psycofloyd Shut the fuck up about Evolution. This is Rambo. Theres no evolution or religion involved, just straight ass kicking.

[psycofloyd]

@jefferzbooboo So much hate...

[jefferzbooboo]

@psycofloyd Well stop being retarded. You didn't even talk about the video, you try to turn it into a evolution debate. Evolution had nothing to do with this video what so ever. If you wanna debate evolution, take it some where else, like a video talking about evolution or creationism.

[psycofloyd]

@yermomsboxx Because you cant see pot touch of feel evolution. You are born human and you die human. Scientist A says evolution is true. Scientist B says it isn't. Who's right and who's wrong? The guy who wins the debate? Nope. Even if he wins he still hasn't proven evolution. The science speaks for itself and there is science to the contrary.

I know God exists because of my own personal experience. If you know me better than I know me then tell me what I ate for dinner. You should know :)

[rascalMatt17]

@psycofloyd your logic gets really bad as you ramble on. How could you possibly KNOW god exists? Even if some dude floated down from the clouds with a loud booming voice and knew your name and performed amazing feats how could you possibly know that wasn't just a more advanced being from another planet posing as God ? You wouldn't.... there fore you don't know God exists even if you think you saw him or you thought something was controlling your destiny etc. Chew on that dork.

[yermomsboxx]

@psycofloyd "I know God exists because of my own personal experience."

That's perfectly fine,and you can very well be justified in your faith due to personal experience. However, I fail to see what the existence of God has to do with evolution. Evolution and abiogenesis are two completely different subjects. There are quite a few religious people who recognize and accept evolution as a natural process.

[irrespondible]

@yermomsboxx Well, my idea is that, by that time, Satan had already defected from god. So for me is: God created man and the Paradise; Satan created the dinosaurs outside the paradise; when God kicked Adam and Eve, he killed the dinosaurs; Satan in retaliation turned the humans into monkeys; they were arguing over until they reached an stalemate, allowing the man to evolve slowly, and parted away. Of course, it was a dream, ending with both of them asking me to not tell. I said "screw you!"

[yermomsboxx]

@irrespondible This is a very unique perspective.

[irrespondible]

@yermomsboxx I realized that, thank you. That's the result of the conflict Science/Religion when it hits the brain of an ADHD neurotic over-imaginative pedo genius.

...

Don't ask.

[tungt88]

@josephscott80 "Severely tramautized" is a gross understatement :P

[idiosyncrazy1980]

@josephscott80 From what I see here, this cartoon treats the character as a quasi super hero, and kept nothing of that war traumatism theme, which made most of the interest of "First blood" (it was still there in the first sequel, but considerably watered down ; I haven't seen the other two, but I read it went downhill after that)..

[rascalMatt17]

@idiosyncrazy1980 You "read it went downhill after that" ??? LOL LOL LOL Do you believe everything you read ???? how many times do you say "Baaaaah baaaaahhhh" during any random day???? LOL

[b4beetles]

@josephscott80 oh, don't be so meolodramtic. just have fun with it. I mean, come on: It's rambo as a kids cartoon! that's too awesome to take seriously

[westoneer]

@josephscott80 because Rambo isn't a theory, he's Rambo.

[cguevara12]

@josephscott80 Don't mention about evolution. I' am still traumatized by it. lol jkjk

[blueberrymuffintree]

@josephscott80  but yet, it's still awesome

[theBIGreekgeek]

@josephscott80 lol bro war cartoons and comics were something lige hotweels in this season!every boy liked it...!that why is became a cartoon!

[KiwiLovin7]

@josephscott80

You're British. You're worse than an American.

[cwood4ever]

@josephscott80 evolution was taight to me in school and also the big bang. I didnt hear any one complain.