Why Women Date Assholes - (by @mikefalzone)

[MyROwens]

i love this

[NessaIrene0206]

I like you. I'm dating a guy who isn't an asshole but I still think this has a lot of valuable information presented in a really neat way. *le subscribe*

[MyArmalite1]

Hey thanks for making all of your videos. You seem pretty cool and unusually genuine. I appreciate that. Your advice on dating has helped me land my current relationship. Appreciate it bro.

[DrKaber]

are you God? :)

[MimiModjeski32]

you.amaze.me :)

[mikefalzone]

@MimiModjeski32 : )

[Xxs4r4xX]

You're my favorite everything.

[mikefalzone]

@Xxs4r4xX you are wonderful.

[pseudousernym]

Wow. You're an idiot. 

[AjayBaskauskas]

wow man. This is the only real advice on youtube. Solid video, man!

[biomecaNICK]

thats funny because women want a honest beautiful funny guy, but when they got it, they fuck you up with some stupid loser they met at a bar on their ONLY GIRL NIGHT. as we do want a beautiful honest girls, but most of the time we get fucked by them. Plus once they get those asshole they realize they are assholes. thats why we cant understand them.

[AlphaMale593]

@biomecaNICK Amen

[mikefalzone]

@biomecaNICK You have to meet a bunch of losers to find "the one". Guys or girls...we all fuck up. You have to make mistakes in oder to be awesome.

[SocialZombie]

hehe, mouth hugs.....

[HMPerri]

This is fantastic. I am an asshole, but, not always outwardly. More kind of just my disposition hahaha...

All that said, I'm not an asshole when it comes to courting, and this video perfectly articulates my own frustrations with the douchebags I find myself competing with. Well done sir, thou art a gentleman and a scholar.

[mikefalzone]

@HMPerri Well said. Handshakes all around.

[sweekun]

Thanks for the advice!

[kurdsher]

be bored better than assholes at least is not losser

[dannyab3]

this is bullSHIT..i hate girls like this..like fuck em!!

[Bllackguard666]

Very well said.

[justanotherutuber3]

You got some great points.

[PuffyAmiYumi]

I agree with almost everything, but I've never understood the blaming part - when you're blaming someone for the relationship failing, and someone says maybe you should look at what YOU did...what if you genuinely did nothing? What if all you did was just fine, everything was fine, then out of blue, they cheat or leave you without giving any reasons?

I believe that you should consider "Maybe I did something wrong" but sometimes it is the other person. Especially if they don't give you a reason.

[xtc5579]

@PuffyAmiYumi I can relate to this. I did nothing wrong, I was only a nice guy to my girl and one day she decided to fuck me over... : /

[PuffyAmiYumi]

@xtc5579 Exactly, I mean I honestly gave it my all in my relationships and everything seemed fine then all of a sudden something goes wrong. Sometimes it isn't anyone's fault, sometimes it's both, sometimes it is one person.

[AgentSmith027]

I'm an asshole, and I don't approve of this video

[mikefalzone]

@AgentSmith027 Long hair, don't care.

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

lol the truth is beyond painful......

[ForgottenMemoryLost]

truth hurts D:

[gore53]

You are one funny guy. Loved this -- absolutely loved this. I'm sixty, and it's wonderful to hear NOTHING has changed. I'd feel cheated if I knew relationships amongst the young had somehow become more reasonable.

[TAABCviceprez]

@gore53 >I'm sixty, and it's wonderful to hear NOTHING has changed.

I'm not sure why, but this sentence made me feel really good. I'm 21.

[Parilious]

dude, mouthhugs and how I would give him some.

[arielelisha]

love u bro. awesome.

[KeepItExclusive]

Apparently I'm an asshole.

[Nergsal]

imagine watching him walk down the street doing this

[mikefalzone]

@Nergsal you are.

[InternationalNatural]

Thank you for the video D'Artagnan!

[mikefalzone]

@InternationalNatural Always. All for one.

[rickydeeman]

If you didn't write it, you definitely inspired someone to: Brotip #1495 "they say nice guys finish last, but they usually finish with a wife and a wicked savings account. stick it out, bro." Maybe you should lead the world? Yup, you should.

[mayamelissa78]

wow!!!! thanks for the honesty and sharing your thoughts!!!!

[mikefalzone]

@mayamelissa78 thank you for watching!

[ThePennyProductions]

Pretty straight to the point, but yet very true in what was said. Subscribed, lol.

[cyntheses]

i'm still trying to figure out where he was walking to the whole time...

[fourniercourtney]

Ugh, loud chewers. They're the worst!

[sanitaryskillet]

lol somebody obviously just got dumped

[bubbleyfication]

sooooooooooo true



[billpadgett1]

Apparently, 96 people are assholes...

[securearea]

I bet you had a stiff arm after all that...

[Sheeenai]

You're brilliant :'D

[Caroulinas]

LOL, you're the male JennaMarbles

[telrinx]

I like this guy, haha

[heyitsparadii]

This has so many more views than the rest of your videos. I'm proud Mike :)

[ReikoNemo]

4. Women seek validation, and it's more thrilling to get it from assholes. Unfortunately, very few of us realize that some guys are already aware of this, and thus act like assholes to attract us.

[TheMschristi]

NO loud chewers!

[smacnaro]

you're likable.

[Insomiak]

Mouth hugs.  I love it xD

[Icecubebac]

good advice sir

[lovetheworldandsky]

That was awesome, dude. A hundred thumbs-up to ye.

[nkaohmong]

Hahaha awesome!

[nebraskabaseball]

you should just put a camera on a bike, could be a lot more smooth.

[Carebeer]

no loud chewers. (writing this down.)

[weswisehart]

And dont date someone who cries during the making of his video. Its cold, o the sun. The sun warms you ya tard. Your video only applies to about half of assholes you dumbass.

[heyitsparadii]

@weswisehart Hello there my good sir, due to your comment I have reason to believe that you are in fact an asshole. Or you're dating an asshole, but don't want to admit it. Either way, haters gonna hate.

[bombo09]

hes a vampire! THE SUN HURT HIM!!

[StringsAndNoise]

I like this. A lot. Sort of helps explain why I dated assholes pretty much exclusively. BUT I have recently stopped that, which is nice. Bright side? Assholes make GREAT songwriting material.

[Dustiferr]

Rule 1. Be an Asshole. Rule 1. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Nice Guy .

[cutelittledevil88]

clicked the suscribe button. The problem is, i already learned this the hard way, and people who didn't learn it will not listen to you at this moment in their lives.

[mbentley2000]

mouth hugs

[Spieluhrsmelodie]

I am pretty much in love with you.

[Trixie2000]

I must say that this is pretty accurate.....well done sir.

[TheYogiMatt]

holy shit this really did go viral!



[mattturner2005]

As an asshole I can tell you this. Women like me because, I'm an asshole to everyone else. But to them I treat them nice. And that makes them feel special. And it should make them feel special because they are literally the one person that I treat with respect. Everyone else means two shits to me.

[seylo]

Good points made!

[metalcorelauren95]

People that saw him making this must've thought he was crazy. Just walking around in the freezing cold talking to a camera.

[IIILATINOIII]

where you walking to?

[TheIkawatay]

long story short women are boring and wants a entertainment even if its stupid just to cheer them up and in other words, assholes(tools, dumbasses, stupids, men with piercings regretful tattoes etc...) are womens entertainment cuz theyre more interesting...

[EV5852]

WOH WOH WOH...laws don't apply to the rich and famous

[soccfootball63]

@EV5852 or politicians

[proadmin1]

@EV5852 Rich 50 = regular 38

[frankenleg]

Great video, I learned some things. Thank u.

[dwermes]

2:15-2:20; god it so true!

[sweetcharade518]

I want to give you a mouth hug.

[JoelzJamz12]

the sun hurts right now

[SpencerInTheCorner]

@mikefalzone This is the first video that I have seen of yours- saw it on theChive and now its been liked, favourited and I've SUBBED!

[Birdpoofool]

That's pretty cool.

[Zack0ry]

awesome vid.. but u sensor "shit" but not "asshole"? lol

[Mra393]

SUBBED. Awesome stuff dude.

[JDMSurge]

Im an asshole, but I got heart,

[Frenchlessons4you]

Hey guys :D

[cuzmariosaidso]

great vid thumbs up

[cuzmariosaidso]

im a asshole, working on trying not 2 be one

[alysmina]

90 people can't be honest with themselves.

[fawcett13]

This is great! I have seen it happen more then once, and I know some people like this.. Great video!

[2BA1000]

Fucking awesome.

[mrmoosetoyou]

I love it and we will be showing this video @ our next F.U.B meeting thanks and nice job

[MontrealKJ]

Wake up , smell the coffee , yes ass hole do get "women " but those women are generally have low confidence or just stay in for the money. Most women date "ass hole " so they can replace them easily .

Ass hole are a new term for man-whore...

Just be a man .

[torisbtch1]

Awe.... this is actually really cute!... thanks hotstuff!

[TheAsiung]

question... Why are walking while making this video??? ==

[oyeDeitaK]

OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! Doesn't get any better than Mike Falzone!!!

[HelpMeGetChiseled]

Some guys like to take cars and drive them off cliffs or destroy them too!!! lol.. All depends on what your into.. Ive learned one thing that seems to be pretty consistent: Dont fucking trust a sole!! I dont care who they are, what theyve done, or what they have, Anyone could and will fuck you at sometime in your life. Anyone! Be prepared as you can.. Ive personally never been in a relationship this is from all life experiences in general.

[H3770mynameis]

@HelpMeGetChiseled

soul. you're wellcum.

#grammarnazistrikesagain

[btdarcy911]

saw this on the chive. ya nailed it bro! chive on!

[AthosAmo]

But this guy's smart.

[AthosAmo]

Too much repeating of his word for ani.

[zVPclixz992]

This shit was epic....

[darkstarzmyhome]

"Asshole" is a relative word. Much as "Beauty" is in the eye of the beholder, so is "Asshole". .... although any guy who does not respect Me (woman) is an "Asshole".

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

The KEY is to be able to assert dominance while at the same time letting a woman feel comfortable, herself, and with some controll of the situation as well...... it doesnt mean you have to "not be yourself" but yes a little adaptation is involved. never be too soft spoken or agreeable.

[MontrealKJ]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz What are talking about ? THE KEY is simply be YOU in a more manly way than you are , respect is needed but so is your opinion needed so stand your ground . To be an ass hole you have to have the looks....the guy in the video has one thing wrong . You can look like trash and have confidence :P , It's all about the looks and money...that all there is ...

[BellydanceYogi]

You seem like you're not an asshole....care for a drink? ;)

[MarineRecon0326]

laws dont apply to Marine Recon ;)

[chafeboy]

we need more ppl like you man

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

Im the rair Asshole/Nice Guy................i keep women on their toes ;)

[greekcypriot004]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz

no, you're a nice guy who plays the game to get women. lots of guys do this. it SUCKS we have to do this. An asshole is an asshole 100% of the time. I have to act like a douche to appeal to women. I hate that. I cant just "be me".

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

@greekcypriot004 no im a mixed personality....geniune..... im really an asshole and am comfortable with it but im also romantic and nice.....(especially when i have to be) lol

but it doesnt always work....plenty women have called me a psyco but at the same time they are attracted to it...lol...its sad though that women arent attracted to "nice" guys....well its not that your nice.....nice is GOOD....but on occasion get ROUGH and remind her shes with a strong MAN and not a pushover femboy....

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

Women are natorious for being irrational and emotional idiots.....hence MEN RUN THE UNIVERSE.

[ChristinaJedra]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz ... at least we can spell

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

@ChristinaJedra *At least <<---

Nice try tootz! LOL Grammar fail on a spelling correction.........

[ZetaSimsoy]

My ex is this type, I was the only non-asshole she ever dated. :P

[raptorgib]

Where are you walking to? Also why are there no pavements where you live?

[markos824]

this guy is so right about women they want allways to fix you  up like its something wrong with you

[meatballfreak]

lol! look at his shadow!!

[d1353lp0w3r]

And no.4 reason - secretley, woman love to be treated like shit

[FallingOctoberProd]

Can completely agree with your first statement. It takes two people to be in a relationship.

[Galsforsale]

This is the best video EVER!

[fluffsnuff]

@o014 So true, I've had so many guy friends say WTF am I doing! Dating assholes or losers can be interesting because fixing people is rewarding but focusing on yourself is harder but pays off.

[Charlestor]

i agree with you

[loverlei79]

Congrats on being on Stuff Kevin Likes! !

[totalcoolkid1]

1:30 its true. theres a guy at my school whose face looks literally like a tree stump and he gets more than anyone else, cause hes a douchebag and confident asshole. just be confident

[WalkableBuffalo]

My current rule: Don't date a cold hearted bitch, whose touch is like her stare when you try to do anything with her, icy cold..

[getplanny]

...Why do "normal" guys hate Assholes. Simple: You don't stand out...besides the fact that you are no different than any other face in the crowd--you are the nice guy no one remembers five minutes after meeting...Assholes are never forgotten.

[bmsismylife]

his hand doesnt get tired?

[Kprincess3]

Man this is so true self reflection is key !1

[lukespurs4life]

how far did you walk for this video?

[LethalPekin]

You look like a young, hipster Ron Jeremy.

[TiffanyTwisted92]

Truest thing i've heard for a long......... time.

[uberdemon29]

LOL@ the treestump joke

[Drazgoosh]

What do you film with?

[MrKyleFraser]

@Drazgoosh i believe its a 4th generation ham and cheese sandwich, came straight off the market

[TheVanessaCruz]

congrats on going viral!! <3

[SatanistSin]

To the girls: If you date assholes, it's cause you are an asshole. It was an asshole move to ignore the guy that deserves a chance just to get to the one that will treat you like shit. Plus you know damn straight you put out the first night with the asshole and when you do finally give the nice guy a chance, you make him wait a year and a half. And then, cause you're an asshole, you sabotage the relationship and blame him for what ever reason you make up.

[TheOverfiendDj]

@SatanistSin LMAO thats so true but almost everybody is an asshole in some way or another so its hard to find a good one who isnt an asshole

[SatanistSin]

@TheOverfiendDj well... no one is perfect.

[TheAlysin]

@SatanistSin bitter much hommie?!

[SatanistSin]

@TheAlysin bitter? nah, just calling it how I see it.

[adolfohun]

@SatanistSin I couldn't agree more.

[Nymeru]

@SatanistSin It's simple: Many nice guys are insecure & don't have the balls to say/do what they feel. Instead many hover around hoping to catch you rebounding/at a low point (which is creepy and NOT attractive). Assholes let you know right away that you're desired. Being desired has its own attraction. Don't want to wait a year and a half to get some? Make a move. Get shot down like a man, or accepted as a man. Either way, be confident, not pathetically waiting in a corner.

[SatanistSin]

@Nymeru Nice guy asks out asshole. Answer no. Asshole asks out asshole. Answer yes. (They ask in the same way)

Nice guy: make a move- get rejected- make a move> get rejected ...- it's a year and a half later asshole finally says yes

Asshole: make a move- get laid (Again, same way)

Catch you on the rebound? That doesn't sound like something a nice guy would do. In fact that action alone would make you an asshole.

Attracted to someone wanting to fuck you and then wonder why you get used = asshole

[Nymeru]

@SatanistSin So you get rejected--it happens. Find someone who values you more. Either there's a spark or there's not. You're not an asshole just because you're just not attracted to someone. You're only an asshole if you're dishonest about the whole thing (lying to get in someone's pants) or whether you're shooting someone down in a cruel way. Attraction doesn't always make sense, but that's just how it is. Getting angry about it doesn't change anything.

[SatanistSin]

@Nymeru Who said I was talking about me? Who said I'm angry?

[Nymeru]

@SatanistSin I wasn't saying you personally. I meant it in the general sense of the word. If I'm mistaken for thinking that someone is angry when they're calling out people for being assholes, then I guess I am unaware of the fact that it's actually a complimentary/neutral term. That, and the implication you made that girls are slutty and what-not for assholes and prudes when it comes to nice guys made me think you weren't in the happiest frame of mind when you wrote it.

[etoreLOL]

@Nymeru Seems like you're an asshole making excuses.

[Nymeru]

@etoreLOL Fail troll is fail.

[etoreLOL]

@Nymeru I'm not trolling.

[S2Cents]

@SatanistSin It is evolutionary psychology. Most girls haven't a clue why they are attracted to assholes. I hope you don't go being an a-hole now.

[SatanistSin]

@S2Cents That makes sense, and I asure you I wont. ^.^

[clareliao]

Lol! Some women just have no brian serisously. Assholes just have one dirty mouth with full of nonsense but they do attract plenty of women. Oh well, god bless them

[CloudNine201]

i spent half this video wondering WHERE ARE YOU WALKING!!!!

[Radzell]

There is no reason to make a video why Men like sluts. Young Guys love sex, sluts like to have sex, therefore horney young guys like sluts video done.

[Djumpps]

dosent his arm get tired?

[sangravore]

I love the things you say.

I love your music.

You're adorable.

Curse you, Meghan Tonjes, for getting to him first!!

*shakes fist*

But seriously- keeping doing awesome things. 'Cause awesome people should do awesome things. All the time.

[mengele47]

"Lets examine the world of assholes and what makes them so wonderful."

One of the funniest sentences I've ever heard

[TheDragonPegasus]

now do a why men date sluts

[Illuminatta]

Great advice from one so young.

[CrazyK87]

Mike Falzone + Jenna Marbles = Perfect couple

[IamSimplyPhil]

Alright, Falzone...I liked this vid- lets see what else ya got :)

[StateOfGrace]

hallelujah