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  • I always thought this game was open-world...-.-'

  • i ve done it twice last month .. i really like jumping and environment is great (grin do it always cool) so overall point imho - at least 8/10 my fav env. is the forest - thats why i grab dis game because of forest location

  • the jump of faith is better than in ass. creed !! so i like it !

  • It's a awesome game it should get a 8/10 don't listen to this guy

  • What was that?

    He speaks shit.

    It is awesome game. I beat it on xbox360, gameplay was great.

    Don't listen to him.

  • Oh god forbid a game offers a challenge. Boo fucking hoo.

  • I couldn't even watch this review his voice annoys me

  • It deserves a 6.5 or 7 out of 10, a 5 I think is unfair...

  • I fucking love this game, and I'm a beast online lol. 8/10

  • Very underrated game. A game that takes real skill and time master, which may have turned people off who expected an arcade sandbox title. Go in with the expectation of getting your ass kicked until you master the controls, and you will be rewarded with great graphics, music, and a sense of accomplishment when you KNOW you've turned into a badass killing machine.

  • but ur wife is ur right arm

    

  • the controls are shitty

  • there is no other way out you will just have to fuck it

  • this is an awsome game i give it a 7.5 out of 10

  • This review is BULLSHIT ,I have GONE through entire game,and the FINAL LEVEL was so fucking hard,I barely finshed the game. Awesome game,this trailer doesn't prove it. My advice to everybody out there is to TRY to beat this game! I wish you luck,you'r gonna need it... GL&HF

  • 5 way to harsh. I give it a 7.3.

  • this game you need skills, spiderman you can attach to anything, and spiderman sucks

  • Um, ass reveiw. This game deserves an 8/10. 

  • gameweasel probably gives LJN head everynight

  • i love this game i wold at least give it a 8.5 out of 10

  • i love this game i wold at least give it a 8.5 out of 10

  • U suck, i played the game and i would atleast give it a 7.5! Fuck u

  • I fucking hate this game. Despise it!

  • @Georgiie69 why search for it then?

  • @kira66684 Umm.. So I can see how critics recieved it after I played it?

  • The fact that you don't automatically swing from anything is bad? That's the challenge! be able to react fast and grab on to something. Do you people even remember the difficulty of games 10-20 years ago? Every game is so damn easy today and even THEN you complain it's too hard... I personally loved this game. The music, the story, the gameplay, and it was CHALLENGING

  • @CyclonusTheProwl you understand, if you need skills it get negative review

  • I LOVE this game! Using your bionic arm to grapple rocks, debris, dead people and hurl them at enemies - what's not to like. Great game.

    JNR

  • I agree with this review. This game isn't great. I hated it. I'd give it a 3/10.

  • Gamesweasel, do you actually play the fucking games? or do you just jot down everything thing that a homeless bum says and put it in these videos?.

  • Does anybody remember Time Commando? That game kicked ass!

  • this game is great. the reviewer must suck rly hard at video games. the game is fantastic and its a great follow up to the old ones .

  • 13 bucks 4 bucks used .... looks good i ment your not going to expect like epic final fantasy stuff. but heck just bout a ps3 looks like a good buy. It said one of the good games from 06-2010

  • wow...this guy probably just sucks at video games lol. I'm playing this right now. bought it used for 6 bucks and I'm having a blast with it. And what kind of gamer whines about the game not holding your hand the whole way through? This guy sucks lol. Makes me want to troll him >:)

  • It looks pretty good to me. And, all the negatives he gave seem more like positives to me. I don't want to be able to breeze through a game in a couple of hours. That's what made platformers so great in the 80's and 90's, they were challenging. They were challenging in a good way: whereas, nowadays games are only challenging because they're cheap. I'm definitely going to check this game out after seeing this review. lol

  • IMO Not be able to move easily like in an old spidey game is a pretty good feature. After all it's an action /platformer game. You must find your way through your environement.

  • Games that take aways your powers at the beggining:

    God of War

    God of War II

    God of War III

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

    Those were all great games... I agree for the most part of this review, but I think that arguement is invalid... My opinion.

  • I find it more exciting NEEDing to rappel specific pieces of the geometry. it adds a level of pressure to be good at what you are doing. rather then having the game hold your fucking hand the whole way through. get over it.

  • whoa the ps3 version is soo different. unexpected

  • Um, actually, the recent Spider-Man games DO require you latch onto specific objects in order to swing.

  • @nerftendo005 not the one based of the first movie

  • @nerftendo005 But on the very first you do just swing on air.

  • I thought the loading screens were short... swinging on specific targets made it harder and therefore more drive to play it. The motions were very fluid if you had the swinging down which did take a bit of practice. This game is easily 7/10 if not 8. I had a lot of fun with the achievements too since I played it on xbox 360

  • Not trying to hate on anybody, but really, many Americans came from Britain. That's why America has white people, white as in having origins from Europe. I don't hate either country, and support democracy.

  • You're complaining about how you how to swing on to a real object and not just the sky like in Spiderman. Give it a rest.

  • A very underrated game this, can be frustrating tho.

  • it is the best game i am going to download it now.

  • I got this game for $7 dollers, it looks pretty sick

  • 5 out of 10? yet you review games like the club and give them higher reviews? WHAT?! .. you need to work on your reviews, seriously. 85% of your views, comments and criticism are bad ones..

  • @RoryEastwayMMA he's givin' his opinon

  • @sTommys Gracias bro :D

  • this game sucks... hard.

  • One of the best action games this generation, I believe.

    Not much of a gamer I take it? That's the vibe I get...

  • @Pyramidgod best action game of this generation? seriously wtf?

  • One of the best, yes.

    Think outside of the "blockbuster best seller pos fps" box, please.

  • @Pyramidgod you think im thinking of the cod series? no im not just saying i like the old bionic commando better

  • Is it worth getting for 8$ on PS3? What button do you press hold and fire your gun?

  • @X4Valor absolutly r1

  • i liked this game. seriously it aint that bad and i'm a gamer. i beat it too by the way

  • This game is fucking terrible! It's absolute rubbish! No one buy this game. I'm so stupid for wasting my money on it. >=(

  • @Georgiie69 - get better at gaming. Then you'll love it. Look at all the other comments. You're proving everyone right.

  • it's written often but pronounced ofen for your info :)

  • i played this game some time ago and it was fun, especially the multiplayer, ctf was awesome. I wish more people would play this game online... anyway, 8/10 from me

  • Am I the only person who had more fun with this game than Prototype or inFamous?

  • @HateCoD Yep.

  • @HateCoD I like it too

  • @HateCoD no you are not the only one , People who dislike this game have no skill in gaming. Hardcore game this is . I love it .

  • @whackyronu - so true.

  • your voice get a 2/10 ...... this game si awsome the 3d movement system is awesome .... u dont get to swing wherever you want because you are not suppose to swing wherever you want ... it has to be challenging ...... it wasnt that challenging like in bionic commando rearmed in the virtual rooms .... but it was challenging on killing the enemies when you ran out of ammo and you have two robots flaying around .... its a really good game ..... it just need more intensive cutscene but thats all

  • UNDERRATED GAME 8.5 MY SCORE. I'liked it.

  • This game looks really fun. I will try it out.

  • Man i'd hate to live in austraila

  • one of the few games i never finnished.

    the swinging part with balloons was horrible.

    im sorry bionic commando you failed.

  • i got it for $10 new at game crazy

  • I can get the game for $31 on special, is it worth getting over Katamari Forever, Rise of the Argonauts, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars or Viking: Battle for Asgard.

  • seriously 31 dollars its only 20 bucks here new

  • @neek247 they lowerd the price to 16.99

  • Games are expensive in Australia, brand new games cost $110.

  • i've a amazing fact for you. people can certainly get a hold of this game for zero cost at "ps3bigskydownload" - just open google and enter "ps3bigskydownload". just click 1st link and you will be there. expect the public enjoy it.

  • I just got this game yesterday, the first level it felt kind of lame like an arcade game or something. But after the first level I swear this game turns into one of the best games you'll ever play. Awsome gameplay and all the so called "annoyances" are not bad at all. It can be tough at times but personally I like a challenge

  • is this game worth getting? it seems good but yeah some annoyances, but idk it seems there not to serious of annoyances.

  • Things wrong or stupid about this review:

    1. Loading screens are nowhere near as bad as he says. They certainly are not long. Do you have ADHD?

    2. You want the swinging to be cheap and easy like Spiderman? You must suck at games. This game makes you work to progress. It's part of the fun.

    3. Swinging becomes an art and there is PLENTY to swing onto. And when there's not? Oh well, you run for 10 seconds. Darn! Take the time to look at gorgeous scenery! The graphics are incredible!

    continued...

  • Part 2.

    4. I agree that it sucks at first to not have powers you had in the tutorial. But it feels a lot better to earn them. Plus it gives you time to perfect what little you have at first which makes you a better overall player as the game progresses. In the end, I think it's perfect.

    5. Doesn't work as well in 3D?!?!?!?!? Wow. Get a new job. You have no idea what you're talking about. An opinion is one thing. That statement is another; Wrong.

    6. 5/10. You fail at life. And reviewing. 8.5/10

  • so, being someone who has never really played these types of games, would u recomend me to buy it, or rent it??

  • That depends on a couple of things. These types of games? Do you like the genre (sci-fi/action)? That's probably a must. Are you a button masher with no patience? Or do you have the patience to master the timing? - If you do, then this game will be epic and it's an easy buy at $18 at gamestop. But there would be no problem renting it first to make sure if you're tight on funds. For me, this game is priceless. The frustration at first quickly fades quickly into swinging/action bliss.

  • thanx dude, ill be sure to pic this up

  • I agree with all of your arguments to this reveiw, October. Extremly fun game and I actually like the fact you have to cling on to actuall objects, makes the whole swing part of it fun. And unless your xbox has been running for days straight the loadings arn't on their just often, but even then its probably because I've darted through this game and know what I'm doing.

  • @octoberdays We wath his reviews because we like them you made two raging comments that nobody realy cares about youre a good drummer but dont judge reviwers when 40.000 people agree with him

  • @deccno, I do regret the harshness of my comments, I do not regret trying to awaken people to his inacurate review. Because of scathing inacurate reviews like this, many people, possibly including yourself, will never discover a true gem of a game. Which in turn will lower the profit of the designers of the game and possible prevent them from making another. I should not have belittled the reviewer, but it is not a judgement of his innacuracies. It's a fact. Rent the game and see.

  • @deccno pt 2: Wow. I just reread my comments and am embarrassed by the level I sank to. I think I just got so annoyed with seeing bad reviews of this game. And this reviewer angered me more when he blatantly mislead the general public who will or will not buy or try a game simply by listening to his incorrect review.

    Those past comments are not me. I must have really been mad. My apologies. I did this on a couple other reviews too. I'll have to apologize on them as well. All the best to you

  • thx i know what you mean i played a few low rated games and I liked them best to u

  • This game is stunning! Just beat it on normal and have restarted it on Commando. I constantly see bad reviews for it though which blows my mind. I have realized that people who hate this game don't have the patience to master a difficult gaming skill. The only real downside to this game is the story. Graphics and gameplay MORE than make up for the story. This game is similar to Ninja Gaiden for xbox. Not easy at all, but incredibly addictive and amazing gameplay that makes you a great gamer.

  • does anybody have this game on PS3 and have online add me my name is DevilmayJ so we can play online and i also have cod mw2 and uncharted 2

  • i downloaded sony ps3 games on my laptop for absolutely free. google "ps3 zappy download" and it's the very first link. What a great ps3 game website.

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  • haha 5/10.. are you sick or what? I really love this game. You are fucking Spiderman with dreadlocks and guns! It´s difficult but awesome! The most underrated game of 2009.

  • A lot of the points in this review are kind of daft.

    Of course your arm cannot magically grab invisible ledges, they even did away with this in the recent Spiderman games. The game is actually very underrated.

  • This is a great game, a bit hard by times, but that's the reason why this game is alot of fun. Only replaying levels is a bit stupid, you can't get the unlockables anymore. The soundrack deserves more attention to. Kinda stupid, oh well, i love this game. I would gave it a 8,5/10.

  • you're stupid,of course that bionic hook have to attach to something.. this game is not unreal is spiderman

  • I was thinking of buying this on Ebay for 20 bucks... Is it a valuable game?...

  • @LeaveLushes

    just download a ripped version online for free that way you dont waste 20 bucks on a game thats just ok for killing time

    if you want to spend money on a good classic game get Star Wars Republic Commando.

  • What does this guy know?

    This is probably one of the most underated games i have ever played. Fair enough.. the campaign is a little boring, but the multiplayer certainly makes up for it.

    If you can pick this up on the cheap i highly recommend it, if just for the multiplayer.

    Best multiplayer i have ever played on 360..Beats the shit out of Halo and that is very hard to do.

  • this game is so stupid  never make a another video of this game

  • probably the most annoying voice ever >:(

  • Why???

  • awesome game i think

  • lol 5/10 u r stupid

  • stupid fuck. stop reviewing you idioit. bionic commando is a 10/10

  • bionic commando was a flop, it sucked.

  • His voice is so funny lol.

  • Retard, people have their opinions. You like the game, he doesn't, you have to respect that. Don't unsubscribe for a stupid reason like that. You won't get far in life with those thoughts in your mind. Also the game does suck. You could be swinging down a street then hit radiation and die before you can escape the radiation. My opinion RESPECT IT!

  • This game got a lower than night in the measum, how does that work? that game is rubbish compared to this game 8/10.

  • @9c2008m5

    I think he rated that game for rental ant this game by buy standards.

  • seruis man 5/10

    i give this game a 8/10

    i have this game and its worth buying

    but gameweasel night at the museum 2 8/10 seruis

    i give it a 5/10

    so think and play it

    because i love the swing

    and the weapons

    so think 2

  • Once you get the "swing" of things, how long is the game generally? Does being an experienced BC player (from the arcade & the NES) help in any way?..this game is $20 on newegg & am considering it!

  • 5 out of 10 is a bit low... I actually really enjoyed having to actively swing. The thing that keeps this game from being great is the same thing that keeps prototype from being great: you go along and do some amazing things, but it peaks far too soon and is really left with no where to go, so it sort of fumbles the last quarter of the game trying to come up with new and interesting things to do that don't cut it after the interesting things you already did. 7/10

  • These kinds of reviews suck they don't have anything positive to say

  • Well then you havent watched alot of reviews!

  • is it free roaming

  • nope

  • nope

  • just started to play is good but if you don't like games like LOst Planet you can go and fuck yourself

  • This review is bullshit. You can grab onto anything, and you don't just fall to your doom unless you fuck up.

    It does have annoying loadings.

    I, personally, like the graphics, but wish there were more weapons, and a better storyline.

    All in all, I like it enough to rent just to beat it.

  • im downloading the demo on the ps3 it looks pretty cool

  • the demo isnt out on the ps3

  • i realized it when it was finished...it was the old version not this...=(

  • this is a fucking shit game

  • looks crapy

  • Everybody has there Opinion, i gave it a 7.5/10 in my writen review

    cheers

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  • AWFUL! Stop reviewing- this is a top 10 game so far this year.

  • Weasel makes some good points including the fact that in the beginning you learn all these attacks/abilities in the tutorial but you don't start out with them. He's absolutely right about the roll/evade move. It's useless. But I never played the classic version years ago so I didn't come into this title drawing that comparison. I do know that it's fun once you get used to the swinging and what you can do with your bionic arm. It's an awesome rental but doesn't mean it sucks. It's fun! 7/10

  • Well i guess he's right in a sort of way, yeah the games good and so are the graphics but when your surrounded by duded blasting you with m.g's...you really don't have anywhere to go. 6/10

  • loading times ? maybe for xbox, but it loads from exe to play in under 30 seconds on my rig.

    5/10 are you kidding? this reviewer sucks balls. he sounds like he has bad teeth and he probably listens to crazy frog

  • this reviewer doesn't suck balls, THIS GAME DOES

  • omg i love this game wat a awesome shooter

  • omg i love this game what "AN" awesome shooter

  • should i buy this for 15 pounds

  • i think so

  • only a pussy would give this game a 5/10.

    first off, bionic commando is for hardcore gamers.. so stop fucking sucking at the game and you will figure out that this is one of the best games of the year.. i loved playing it. id give it a 9/10 easily.. its only flaws were the loading times and it was a bit short.

    the rest is epic...

  • rock the fuck on man. every ones bitching about how this game sucks when they should just realize that THEY suck, in order to play this game right you have to THINK, and i think another reason people don't like it is that the game doesn't take itself to seriously, excellent graphics but when i play i still get that old school game feel from it. 8.5/10 just cause you can't go back to previous levels and do challenges - get collectibles, etc.

  • i agree with you but it got a 5/10 because it has no freedom

  • i agree.

  • this game was indeed a huge disappointment

  • This reviewer has bad taste.

  • 5/10 ?! i'ld give a 7,5/10 but .....wtf 5/10 ?!

  • 5/10 is generous, this game was not good at all.

  • This is the first game I've played in years that made me actually want to purchase a video game console again. And I've seen and played a lot of games...

    How can you not like it?

  • I just didn't enjoy, if you like it that's great everyone has their own preference. it's cool you found a game that got you back into gaming, i just didn't enjoy it like others did.

  • i know what you mean. the game is purely epic.. im crossing my fingers for a sequel!!

  • i dont think a sequel will happen everyone thinks its a bad game, i think it was really fun i love the multiplayer sadly there is no real community and matches are hard to come by the only complaint i have with the game is why they didnt decide to make it open worlded instead of loads between zones overall it is a enjoyable game but sadly there most likely will be no sequel

  • that sucks... its the best game iv played all year... and this year iv played loads...

  • ehh lol a little harsh huh? 5/10?maybe 6.5/10 for a hater...

  • Spencer forgot how you wash your hair. Now he looks gay.

  • u can still use the radd skin if u have rearmed of course

  • oh shut up ddragon33, the guy has the right to bitch about this review, this guy makes almost every decent game into a piece of shit

  • I have this game and its rigidly linear, worse than force unleashed. I think the reviewer was kind with that 5/10 score

  • whats british got to do with it you dumbass

  • @monkey1o8 -British people have no souls.

  • @keeler123 your mum has no soul so shut up

  • @monkey1o8 Sorry, I dont know what a "mum" is. But on a totally unrelated note, I sodomized your mom with large cumbersome objects until her asshole fell out... and she liked it.

  • @keeler123 wow your mature what your saying really isn't getting to me and mom is spelt mum look it up in the dictionary and what language do you speak? English yes thats right you speak English get over it ...

  • @keeler123 american people are stupid

  • @whackyronu I agree, fat selfish superficial ignorant stupid fucks... gullible too willing to believe any religion and anything their government tells them while it exploits the rest of the world..... and ya know what The Brits are their bottom bitches, so sit back , shut up and enjoy the big dick of American influence that'll be shoved up your ass for the rest of yo shit life. ( that is if theyre not conquered by china first)

  • wow idiots are still complaining about a persons, accent, country, origin or what-fucking-ever.

    Its just as stupid as racism and console wars cause these three things of hate always lead to one bad thing, Discrimination.

    I hate french and spanish peeps but I don't go detesting them at all.

  • I hate the haters.

  • yeah man, whats the point in argueing over the internet like pussies that if americans or british suck this is why I cannot stand voice chat it doesn't matter who your playing with they always ask where your from and if your iggnorant or not and if you do find a hater who hates americans, british, french, spanish etc it goes into a nerd fest country war and it happens in 1 out of 10 matches online on any game.

    There is no need for nerds to complain about scores, reviewers do critism to! :P

  • fuck five out of ten, that game is fucking amazing