► WTF Is... - Type Hard ? (WTF-a-thon Game 5)

[imegalovehalflife]

i love how when he saw cancan hes like dah dah dah dah dah dah duh dah

[PowerXeta]

i thought of some fake words that nobody would use if they had an ACTUAL meaning: SAXICIDAL EDENTRULL ETHIKALETTEN JUXTAFARIOUS NECROZEREION TAUXZHEN.

[eminemer234]

Lol my YouTube crashed at the 1 when he started like "don't wath this game bro"

[Jagethemage]

anybody remember Word Munchers?

or Number Munchers?

... ill shit my pants if there are actually ppl old enough on youtube that remember those epic fckin games <3

[1234lukerr]

@Jagethemage hell ya i remember number muncher

[Jagethemage]

@1234lukerr aaaaaaw yeeeeeea

*air five*

[Jagethemage]

opiate

ftw

[DoomeyeSPPB]

Actually, all those are real words.

Nobody uses them, though.

[ParanormalDemonology]

h tt p : // w ww . th efreedictionary . c om / esp ying

Every word he said does not exists DO exist and are real. For instance that link is espying

[Elleander1]

Onliest is a word, used mainly in speech.

[Jagethemage]

@Elleander1 ..

[preetor1]

Lol, WETBACK FTW !!! xD !racist! o.O WTF?STFU! 8P OMG U HITLER *8ball the son of 5dads*

[Metaknighttu]

The fitness hamster gushed beggar flowers..

[MacedonianPunk]

I just got #1 on the leaderboard for the easy level! This game is fucking addictive!

[GamersReviewer]

Can you WTF battle for wesnoth?

[jamesstruthers99]

I wish i could type that quick!

[Dunkar]

Anyone else realise that in the boss battle, they are real words, but in reverse? e.g. FFUCS becomes SCUFF, KCILC becomes CLICK etc.

[lxTheDukexl]

I didn't think the time i laughed the hardest in my entire life would involve the word nutmeat

[XHackSlashX]

3:55 "Well that's just racist! MY GOD! BLOODY FINS!"

XD *Facepalm*  "You can't have that on a charity stream!"

[TheOnlyJwh1t3]

they ARE all words

[horndog646]

Well that's just racist!

[Caveman712]

FFUCS appears quite a few times..

[bugboys98]

"nutmeat". XD

[Melkimund]

@bugboys98 actuly its sweadis and is meat from cows.....nötkött (=

[rogierpoep]

oh and:

Nutmeat: The edible portion of a nut.

[rogierpoep]

es·py (-sp)

tr.v. es·pied, es·py·ing, es·pies

To catch sight of (something distant, partially hidden, or obscure); glimpse.

smugging

A sexual act performed by one male to another involving their hands

"They were caught in the court yard... smugging."

jo·vi·al.

Marked by hearty conviviality and good cheer: a jovial host.

Etc.

[rogierpoep]

This game should be in typing class

[riceball999]

And now i know how my friend types everything faster than me.

[ANGU5TU5]

does it use speak and spell noises?

[Hothit05]

Okay, I'm definitely going to be getting this on my laptop for when I have small breaks. It'll probably help improve my typing speed and accuracy!

[Xaphedo]

Fiasco is an Italian word, if you wanna know it ;D

[Jerynuka]

Lol "Smugged? These arent real words at all, goddamn finns! Can´t trust them with the english language!"

[TheCrosshare]

Type hard! ...we shall play on medium :p

[VortexxEntertainment]

At the end when TB loses theyre yelling finnish at the back and somebody yells shut the fuck up but in finnish and its hilarious :P

[kinofrost]

Eaten reindeer, it IS actually delicious.

[resembz]

Hurray for Finns!

[sniffman1]

@SunburstLlama Kyl muaki vituttais

[xitiarnanix]

CHICKEN!!!!!!

[info0]

Haha the most funny thing is... You typed non-English words better than proper English ones :P

[MrVille432]

Of course it's free. Noone would want to spend money on this.

[MrVille432]

wetback? I don't know what it means but apparently it's racist.

[info0]

@MrVille432 "Wetback" is a person of any foreign nationality, the usual being a Mexican who are illegal immigrants in the United States.[1] Generally used as an ethnic slur,[citation needed] the term was originally coined and applied only to Mexicans who entered Texas by crossing the Rio Grande river, which is the Mexican border,[2] presumably by swimming or wading across and getting wet in the process.

[Akeche]

TB summoned forth a Shoggoth while fighting Satan.

[Ashilax1]

Killdeer is actually a type of bird so it is real :P

[EpicMineCrafter100]

umm TB? killdeer is a bird lol

[TheDansFans]

type hard? die hard?

[ShirosakiX]

Well played

[ShirosakiX]

Wetback?

[Akeche]

"THAT'S NOT A WORD!" *Checks dictionary . com, finds out it is infact a word.

[pantscheese]

@Akeche All of them?

[Akeche]

@pantscheese Pretty much. Except for the stuff 'Satan' was spewing.

[zaruyko]

I like what it says at 4:38.

"To defeat the Lord of Destruction, you must be quick to dispel his numerous small temptations, Then hit him hard below his Statnic belt where, just like Jesus tought us."

And whats below is better...

"If you do not, it is Satan who will be punching you in the balls... for eternity!"

Now thats just lol.

[mychokehold]

What'd you learn in school today, Timmy? WETBACKS.

[Shoox1990]

Wetback ... never heard that term before but I learned, that I shouldn't call a guy with a wet back a Wetback ;)

[Soulman999999]

Glockenspiel-German word...so they have multiple langs in it

[awsomeDualshock]

so the live stream is over? Crap

[aikenization]

@awsomeDualshock it was over like a week ago

[cacalvinnub]

Laughed so hard when wetbacks came up

[Terrarian96]

I think youre summoning a Hond Civic....

[pyro201221]

"Wetback"

Well, that's just racist!

[jamusignoramus]

the words at the satan bossfight were just backwards...just so you know :)

[Coffeesquizzel]

Up-chucked is a word

[mychokehold]

@Coffeesquizzel It's american slang, champ. TB is not from the USA....

[knowsfords]

Type Hard II (Type harder)? Type Hard III (With a vengence)?

[mingusdue]

Pretty sure mastectomies was one of the words in endless mode

[SiRReviews]

I love "V-CURVE" :) It might cause some wondering for non-finns, since it is kind of a straight indication to a "vitutuskäyrä" which basically means how pissed you are from 0 to 10.

[ShadeWolf09]

the game went from: Yikes. To: HOLYSHITIDIDN'TEVENKNOWTHATWAS­AWORD!!!!!

[nightfurylord]

lol nutmeat

[spencegame]

why couldnt i play this instead of the shitty typing games my IBCA teacher made us use

[QtheQuartermasterMan]

"Upchuck" is a word. I believe it means vomit.

[MrThereisnogo]

@QtheQuartermasterMan americanism not a real word but then again language evolves..

[SykoLiu]

@MrThereisnogo Pretty sure it's in more than one dictionary.

Meaning an expression or idiom that is used almost exclusively by Americans.

[Norrikan]

So, where can I get my hands on the soundtrack? This is a real earworm...

[McPurkkiKumi]

Finland makes good minigames with campaigns not like mw3 try hard games

[Mortoton]

The next game should be:

Type Hard:Type Harder.

[Plasmoid223]

that definitely is not a real word u bunch of Ninnies WTF ahaha

[Takesforevertosignup]

eye would ply dis game but i cnt speel!!

[angryTimmy1234]

day9 should play this game and post a vid of it, he is an insanely fast typer

[joltsofdeath]

leader board guy was like 15 name was homo saurus

[BobVosh]

Am I the only one disturbed that TB sees people starting to have parties and kills it off with his typing?

[howlermonkeysweat]

Found out I have gum disease today :(

[Sprocko500]

@howlermonkeysweat  Random sad news is sad and random

[iBenjamin19]

@howlermonkeysweat What happens if you get Gum Disease?

[Peacemaker1085]

@howlermonkeysweat whore

[ryan0ff]

wetback LOL

[ThexD3x]

they are real words, just backwords

[joabat1]

You suck at finnish games, I'm sorry.

[Idet1000]

'Orifice'

Hmm... not suitable for charity stream.

[EXILED4LIFE]

"WETBACK"

[TheVloggersparadise]

i feel like the blockbuster advert for assassins creed revelations is a parody of toby turners literal trailer

[FutureInventions]

@TheVloggersparadise It is him...

[TheVloggersparadise]

@FutureInventions no not the gamestop one theres a blockbuster one that is like his original assassins creed revelations literal but it sounds different

[Visionized]

Finland! Wooo

[awsmB34r]

im falling behind on the WTF is videos!!!!

[professortbag]

naptha is a hydrocarbon fraction created from crude oil by fractional distilation

[96515325]

@professortbag a feedstock for chemical industries :)

[pileyourbodies]

I never even knew about what Wetback is and i live in the american south....how did TB know what that is?

[Thealmightyf0nz]

I almost died laughing at 3:54

[thedreamerswork]

lol I love that they quote you on the page now with "Why would somebody make this?"

[getonmanuttz]

OMFG the "wetback" is too f-ing funny! :D

[yosasuke22]

haha wetback IS racist. idk how fins and TB know about illegal mexicans though O.o

[Tyrranis]

Anyone notice that all the words Satan fired were in fact normal words spelt backwards?

For example, at 5:10, he fires "DLEIY". Which is "YIELD" backwards.

[Soccerfreak8910]

Day9 should totally play this

[ITQuatro]

TB is such an irony in this one, lol.

[w4tupmy]

these guys are having some kind of party.

[suomi0806]

Holy shit! Total Biscuit coming to Finland!!! Awesome!

[Twinscimitarz]

Glockenspiel is german o.O

[SuperBookworm101]

@Twinscimitarz it is the name of an instument, the word is german but it is in the english langauge

[TheGodofSlack]

Not the V curve!

[Quertizat]

I don't know why but i was laughing my ass out the whole video :D

[johnbeeve10]

Theyre words backwards

[pyry168]

Hey, I hope you're coming to the next Assembly! I hope I'll meet you there if you do!

[333BeeR333]

Finland in a nutshel: Satan comes and they just sit there and occasionally have rave parties.

[sniffman1]

@333BeeR333 indeed

[AsashiSakai]

@333BeeR333 WTF = Welcome To Finland.

[BiddinWar]

no wonde rthe top player is Pekuja ( Finnish gamer)

[hertoiaska]

Thumbs up for Finland :p

[AstralArchon]

Am I the only one who keeps on pausing to look up definitions on google?

[NamelessPencil]

@AstralArchon no -.-

[supercoolguyT]

Finland ^_^

[GothSeiDank]

I wonder how much people in the top ranks on the leaderboards are actual secretaries...

[MindTrixx1]

typing of the dead thought me how to type without looking at the keyboard :3

[Anuburakable]

That totalbiscuit is a spy

[ComissarGrimDark]

GUAGE is a reference to Quake, the bane of of the organisers of Assembly, as people are so immersed in the game that they don't stop for the events, even after quake vaned in popularity you can still hear the yells of "Guaget pois!!" at Assembly(finnish for "turn of GUAGE") Also the "V-curve" translates to the "F-curve" as in when the F-curve is high enough you start yelling F**k!! a lot

[KingGuddles]

what is a wetback?? can someone please inform me?

[AstralArchon]

@KingGuddles Mexicans who are illegal immigrants in the US. It's not a very polite thing to say. Or so I've heard.

[possu95]

Thumbs up if you live in finland!!

[WormySauce]

Turns out "Nutmeat" is an actual thing. Well hoooooly shit.

[Lordofcookiejars]

No intro made me feel empty and dirty inside :(

[TheHawtgeek]

The last typing game I played was "Mavis Beacon teaches typing". Wow, this BLOWS that out of the water. I tip my hat to you good sir!

[Xyuuuu]

Typing + Talking at same time?! Holy **** I would fail this game so hard Dx

Your very skillful...

[Abedark1]

summon the evil chicken~!

[ThatKidsChannel]

Satan was saying real words, backward! Silly T.B

[Fibah]

WE CAN... not pick on those.. in assembly

[118Giggles]

imma play this game just cuz its finnish! im a finn and proud of it! (overly proud)

[MarshmallowRadiation]

During the boss battle all the words are reversed and all the attacks are angel names.

[LongToungedLiar]

Killdeer is a type of bird TB.

[LongToungedLiar]

The meat of the nut is the part of the nut you eat TB.

[TheYegie]

Lol tb you didn't know what endoderpstasis means? It's when you do one dumb thing right after another... It's slang...

[angelmarine1292]

I seriously lol'd at "wetback".

[Uberdosage]

Glockenspiel!!!



[Megafest7]

Upchuck is American slang for vomiting.

Espying is the gerundive / present participle form of "espy," which is an archaic form of "spy" in the sense of "see."

Sachem (had to look this one up) is the rank of the highest Algonquin chief

Andiron (also had to look up) is a horizontal iron bar used to support burning firewood

[EbonMaster]

@Megafest7 lesson here is that the english language is full of obscure and at times dumb sounding words that 99% of english speaking people will never use.

[Sleepgarden]

@Megafest7 wow, look at the big brain on Brett!

[RazorBeamz]

@Megafest7 American slang? Where in America?

[nWirb]

Dear lord you write fast

[Ryday37]

PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE..

[12986553]

practicing apm would probably be like

4aad5ss6vdr1bs2e

guess what race I am

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

tIpod?

[ZKoftherebellion]

The fitness hamster gushed Lilies wetback

[TheHamhamman]

upchucked-vomit

[GarlyleWilds]

they should've called this TYPE RAVE

[uggron666]

"Well that's just racist, you bloody fins!" X)

[MegaYognaught]

@uggron666

Oh the irony. xD

[MakiahLangan]

LOL WETBACK

[3ptshooter7]

The Fitness hamster gushed beggar lilies. What a story.

[deathventure]

killdeer is a real word. It's the name of a bird. Very unique, lays its eggs in ground nests, and if you get near them, they'll pretend to be hurt to lead you away from the nest.

[FurettiLamborgini]

This would be a good game to pratice APM with.. Lawl

[ZKoftherebellion]

"Upchuck isn't a word"

what, and you're saying they can't be trusted with the english language?

[ZKoftherebellion]

careful not to get sick again.

[CDIRick]

Misread the game title as Hype Tard...

[Aman1238]

Why wont videos come to my sub box... God damnit youtube.

[shadowphoenix2580]

boss mode is words reversed

[max918358201]

FFUGY DEXIM DEMOZ HTOUY HIRO...WITH THESE WORDS I BANISH YOU DARK LORD

[179jfkla]

naptha is gas or vaporized lighter fluid

[abofrei]

damn i loled so hard at the german term glockenspiel xD

[DCpuz]

what TB!!!?? you haven't heard of the famous finish meat nut?

[DirtyHammackArts]

TYPE HARD BITCH

[Ismerich]

lol tb a quote of yours on this video made headline on type hard website

[BLCKndYLLW]

Wait so whats assembly?