Canada - Rucka Rucka Ali

[HumanDynamite777]

He makes fun of Korea, China, Japan, most of Europe, Australia..... And yet Canada is the one that get's pissed off... I though Canadians we're known for being nice, and having a great sense of humor. I guess I'm wrong, keep fucking your maple trees.

[thenextone1547]

invade america we kick ur ass

[sprush888]

this is so funny thank god im AMERICAN lol best country in the world

[nicholaas13]

imn fromn canada and i think that this is the worst song he has mnade beacuse none of it is true but i still think that rucka rucka li is amnazing but he needs to mnake a better diss about us thaTS acurate

[N0TYALC]

@nicholaas13 really? im pretty sure your flag is a leaf. statistcally your women DO have smaller boobs, and you DID only gain independence in '82... so dont say NONE of it is true.

[rosie1318]

sad thing is this song about the being blown off map is like most of us Americans we would make people vanish if they don't agree with us.

[YOUNGGUNNER360]

Hahaha well at least us Canadians are better at making friends than you Americans

[park122100]

You retarded fat ass ali needs to go do some more Cocain and diss losers like u!....C'mon u dont even use SI units that even poor philipines use! We are in the ice feeding you fuckers, that's your fresh water!

[blademast699]

the 90 people are canadians

[429wqe]

this is why americans are dumb

[lrocky13]

what song is this

[dylandabeastiegamer]

so true..

[davenate89]

our women have epic titties

Canadians. Stop getting defensive, our country isn't very cool. Deal with it.

[davenate89]

So, americans....you're dumb if you think these things define canada, except the part about you being able to own us in a war, and the syrup part, and the toronto raptors knock, and the eskimos are actually weird, and our flag is pretty gay, and the 1982 independence thing technically, and the mounties are pretty gay, and that we'd probably benefit from the warmth of a bomb and yes, brian adams sucks bawls we should have stuck him on an iceburg. so basically his song is pretty accurate except..

[TheUndeadsoldier96]

@davenate89 you do realize most Americans know the shit in this song isn't true right?

[galaxyconquest]

I am inanimously ambivalent/indecisive about this song. What the frig was the point that he trying to convey? This video just sounded messed up- a random montage of arbitrary descriptions.

[twiztidjuggaloo]

hahahaha i red the top comment when he said bacon lmao

[TigerDragonWolf]

the metric system ISN'T cool.

[kman7737]

@TigerDragonWolf why does every fucking country besides the usa use it

[sssssniped65]

dont make me come down there and burn ur white house again

[14moise]

like this if your CANADIAN EH!

[dommybommy]

@14moise i wish -.-

[SHOCKER331]

american kids know nothing about anything..your right "apershit"..clueless idiots!!

[DXpugs]

ANNNNNNNND I HATE THIS SONG

[Gh0st175]

you just know theirs some american that thinks this is real XD

[sssssniped65]

just remember we yes us fucking awsome canadians BURNED YOUR WHITEHOUSE DOWN sorry just go back to mcdonalds buddy

[MrThundashadez]

@sssssniped65 Umad?

[snipovi8]

plz usa would get there butts kick cause they fight

[sgjv99]

just sayin but who always help the US cuz they cant fight there own fights

[Zongtastic420]

rucka ali is the best troll ever...

[SHOCKER331]

we ruined bacon??..lets see..what did the usa ruin???hmmm ..how bout the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!!

[TheTainWorks]

baby seal tastes good bitch!

[keithleejohnson]

wow holy fucking balls you damn canadians needa calm down beacuse its just a fucking song and rucka rucka ali makes fun of everything and he is awesome so stfu mother fuckers

[sgjv99]

@keithleejohnson just sayin but he is good at what he does but make fun of the US for once

[AnoyhilatoR]

@keithleejohnson hey idiot. were not mad at the song. its the fact that american's are saying shit on the comment's so we say shit back im not mad at the song. if i was i wouldnt be here.

[JakA551]

LMFAO I'm Canadian and i find this Video Fucking Hilarious!!! Liked and Favourited Too :D,Also We have a Prime Minister not a President :P And that French Accent kinda sounds Middle Eastern :P

[maltait]

this song is fucking funny because every time the us has attacked us we fucked them up and burned there white house it used to be pink another example of how america was founded by fags :)

[Xr3meGaming]

@maltait its funny how canada and britain, which was the most powerful military in the world at the time, couldnt conquer a country that had only been established for less than 30 years. AND canada wasnt even involved in the burning of the white house. it was three large BRITISH invasion armies that came from BRITAIN NOT CANADA BRITAIN.

[pimppat212]

@maltait jw who won the war?

[apeaape]

@maltait umm buddy ... the English attacked us not Canada. and also the white house wa not painted it was natural because paint was hella expensive back then ... but um ya any ways ... i do agree with you thinking its funny because america knows NOTHING! about Canada (i my self lived in canda from grade 9-11 but was born american oh and i have duel citizenship :D )

[mrkushmaster420x]

@maltait what are you aboot aye?

[SlimAgent360]

@maltait umM JUST SAYING YOU ACTUALL DID NOT FIGHT YOUR MOMMY ENGLAND HAD TO SAVE YOU

[TheUndeadsoldier96]

@maltait it was the English you dumbass.. Canada was still under British rule when they burned down the white house

[spartantnt1023]

@TheUndeadsoldier96 Canada doesn't have very accurate history classes lol

[TheUndeadsoldier96]

@spartantnt1023 and they call us dumb, sounds like they need to go back to history class

[davenate89]

@TheUndeadsoldier96 I wouldn't put it past you.

[GeekyGirlyShadow]

@maltait Wait is that true xD?

[TheThemegacreeper]

@maltait FUCK YOU

[1nickd2]

@maltait gth

[jesse12296]

@maltait Uhh



[tlisch1]

is it bad to be canadian and why the fuck rilly were arent albino and rily fuck u

[kdemon17]

@tlisch1 It's spelled really you little faggot XD

[SHOCKER331]

hey rucka when did you take your diaper off your ass and start wearing it on your head??

[MrMitch5656]

fuck this video canada is way better we dont have 10 000 000 gay and lez black girls

[loonielone]

What the fuck was that accent at the beginning? sounded like a fucking packie. I'm Canadian btw. also. Leaf for a flag? fa-a-a-gs? if i remember... you guys have twinkling stars on your flag? f-a-a-ags...

[Luisgva]

@loonielone someone's mad.

[zombie22able2]

@loonielone atleast we dont have money called loonies and toonies

[houserd300]

@loonielone Lil butthurt.

[AqworldsPad]

We Runed Baketball With A Toronto Team ' Hilarious Because I Learned In Grade 8 Canadians Made Basketball

[houserd300]

@AqworldsPad I learned in 1st grade not to capitalize every word in a sentence.

[AqworldsPad]

@houserd300 >.> this is a free country i can do what ever im white

[pokey9099]

;(

[YOUMADBRO999]

This is the funniest s h i t ever

[gunzdown18]

Im canadian and this is funny but it isnt to accurate :P

[999666HELL]

i kow same to the first one and not really to the second

[pantiliminn]

I'm Canadian and I think it's funny I guess all the rest of u r uptite bitches with no sense of humour

[DoctorDeath02]

You can't insult Canada in every possible way and then say its a joke..

[steampunkguru]

@DoctorDeath02 so true i mean like, really? lame,really..... Wat a waste of my time.

[TwilightWolf285]

HOLY SHIT this is shadow of my chair remix, HOLY CRAP.

[randomperson763]

My racial redneck friend even says they got good bacon I don't get it.

[TheI80082]

isnt canada a mix of english and french?

[miltaryaddict1]

@TheI80082  yes it is

[psp3602]

@TheI80082 Only Quebec is French, the rest is English.

[mvpxtreme]

we ruind bacon? bitch we make the best bacon ever

[tonifreakshow]

they did ruin bacon just sayin

[JakA551]

@tonifreakshow Why Yes, Yes We Did XD

[TigerDragonWolf]

@tonifreakshow Canadian bacon is a disgrace to bacon. It's just sliced ham.

[SHOCKER331]

rucka is just an example of all the shitty talent coming out of the usa !!

[ugg135]

the songs not funny, not in a way of being offensive, the jokes literally are just lame

[steampunkguru]

@ugg135 i completely agree, i mean its just as bad as rebcca black's "friday"

[CODMASTERQUICKSCOPER]

fuck the whole world.

[comptons1st]

Fuck other countrys AMERCIA HELL FUCKING YEAA

[stevothehorny]

obviously rucka rucka has brain damage, id tell him to go see a doctor but i dont think he could cover the bill. stuipid americans, keep making youtube vids to think your country is great, no one will be watching them anyways because they wont be able to afford the internet bill with their butt fuck economy.

[irishpatatoluck]

@stevothehorny wow. you must not have a life out side of the "Internet" its a joke and you are just some 7 year old kid trying to start shit with people over the "internet" because you don't have any friends. so to sum it all up if you don't have any thing nice to say then just go play your Xbox or wii and complain that people are hacking when they kill you.

[armageddonprodutions]

@stevothehorny I dont no who you are but you sir are a fag and dont know that parodies are jokes so shut the fuck up and stay off of youtube

[deyvid139]

why me ;_(

[gohonosx]

@deyvid139 because u touch yourself at night

[WellingtonOwndU]

yeah they thought they could take us over in 1812 too... didnt work out very well:)

[DCgirl65]

73 people must be from canada

[MrTags69]

canada is better than usa its free

[rexthetrex]

Im ok with this. But i'd like one about the states.

[ferd30]

im canadian and still find this hilarious haha

[crazylegs1991]

HAHA im canadian and I love it. Doesnt offend me. Now if a canadian did it about americans they would shit their pants. I mean we have an unreal amount of material too.

[mommyinlove101010]

@crazylegs1991 That's because no one would find it believable if Canada said that about the US. Rucka speaks truth! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

[crazylegs1991]

@mommyinlove101010 I agree, but mainly because 90% of Americans are too stupid to understand. Rucka is hilarious though I agree.

[HejEmily2]

@crazylegs1991 "90% of Americans are too stupid to understand"

I believe you are talking about the South. The Midwest and Northeast are full of educated people.

[D1rtyXXh00kEr]

iv taken french class(because they make you) and i still dont know french

[mommyinlove101010]

@D1rtyXXh00kEr Me too lol

[MegaJohn334]

Canadas gay!!!!

[xKrazyJawz]

Canada = Best Country in the World xD

[unicornparty123]

Pfffffft is it bad that I find this freaking hilarious and I'm Canadian? xD

[xKrazyJawz]

@unicornparty123 Yes :\ 

[megatehehe]

@unicornparty123 bitch plz i am too stick the fuck up for ur country u ass fuck..

[aboubalabou]

@unicornparty123 im Canadian and i love this song but we made bacon BETTER!

[Tarzthegreat]

@unicornparty123 yes

[SHOCKER331]

the americans are too busy fighting wars at home.....BATTLE OF THE BULGING GUT...WAR ON DRUGS...ALCOHOLISM...SO MANY MORE...poor bastards!

[SnIpErDoGgZ]

canadian and love it... js

[Jaemam9]

I'd like to see America Win a war.

[bigtonykeisler]

@Jaemam9 WWI, WWII, Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Korean War (kinda), Mexican American war, and a shit ton of bending the natives over a fence, Plus probably many other foreign aiding. Lol what did canada do... sent like 5 guys in WWII

[kapooshi]

canada is awesome

[cynder2465]

peepz who dont like canada at least we have freedom u fuck heads! (:

[ThyRuskie]

@cynder2465 The united states of america seems to have that to. just look up baxter black your argument is invalid

[cynder2465]

im from canada

[Senjingameplay]

Alright guys, canadian here, we need america, they need us, neither one is better, we support each other, so everyone just stop bitching and enjoy rucka rucka

[vodkakingd]

USA sucks ass if russia wanted to nuke usa they could , and

[M24Killa97]

@vodkakingd ye with what economy

[awesome9342719]

Fuck you too....Dude ya'll wouldn't be here if you did something we didn't like....Bring it on fucker...Atleast our men have something down there...! Im a Korean was a good song though....

[SHOCKER331]

smoke some more crack there "7a7faggot" - good fucking name for you!!

[Webster109]

had to spam his comment, let's not start a fight here, it's rucka rucka ali u should worry about hwo made this song :P

[MegaSupasaiyan]

canadian bacon is just ham

[Canadiansman]

We are not all French Canadian Quebec and some of onterio speak French

[Canadiansman]

All that shit he said ain't true I live in Canada it's fuckIng awesome to live here

[iReacTiionzzzzz]

@Canadiansman bro its a joke, calm your shit

[TheMegadarklord22]

@ozzykakko or what ever the hell your name is im french canadian and we could kick brittens ass.

[jb7is7a7faggot]

can the girls over in Canada get tit implants cuz they really do tiny tits

[SceneyQueenyGirl]

@jb7is7a7faggot trust me not all Canadian girls are flat chested

[McJetStream]

@jb7is7a7faggot americans are only bigger because theirs are 95% fat

[jb7is7a7faggot]

don't piss the USA off we will nuke ya ask Japan its true

[Money37945]

@jb7is7a7faggot shat the fack up

[nexusfan31]

@jb7is7a7faggot im canadian and i agree with you

[thenextone1547]

@jb7is7a7faggot haha true

[miltaryaddict1]

@jb7is7a7faggot

You have no idea what an idiotic coment that is. They say we live in a age of smart phones and stupid people. Now I know where that comes from.

[GPMSharpCommand]

@jb7is7a7faggot And then us Aussie's will send our navy over to you (with help from China, since we are pretty much partnered with them since they buy all our crap) and blow you up.

[senorpoopiedoggie]

@GPMSharpCommand idk if you know this but in world war 1 i believe it is the japan tried to conquer australia and the USA took them out of australia cuz u pussies couldnt so if it wasnt for us you would be japanese eating wontons right now

[GPMSharpCommand]

@senorpoopiedoggie That was World War 2 you dickhead, learn your history. In World War 1 the ANZACS (Aussie and New Zealand Soldiers) saved America because you were to busy eating burgers to come and help fight the Axis forces.

[M24Killa97]

@GPMSharpCommand America helps those who benefit america you didnt benefit us deal with it

[M24Killa97]

@GPMSharpCommand China will never turn on the US their economy is one of the greatest in the worlds thanks to the US they are rapidly expanding their militairy and funding it in millions as we speak but still yet china is 10 years behind the technology in the united states

[randomdarkness4me]

@M24Killa97 dude china already has fucking robots were behind in technology

[M24Killa97]

@randomdarkness4me thtats not gonna help them win a war and i meant military technology

[DeadliestWarriorZZ]

@jb7is7a7faggot Stupid racist comment...should get thumbs down!!

[khorn1994]

@jb7is7a7faggot then you would get radiated too. not so good idea now EH hozer? XD

[xKrazyJawz]

@jb7is7a7faggot Canada suplies your shit

[OnThEdGe12]

@jb7is7a7faggot yup stupid ass americans think there cool cause they bomb foreign countries

[xF1reDevilx]

@jb7is7a7faggot lol

[SasukeUchiha1951]

@jb7is7a7faggot FACK YOU ROUND-EYE!!!!!!

[xMagiicTrickss]

@jb7is7a7faggot um...you got the uranium from canada ..so yah

[ihazBADluck]

hey bros dont be so offended just because rucka rucka ali didnt make a song about your race.

[blackopsking81]

Im from canada.

[ecyaj54321]

Any Canadian who gets offended by this grow a pair

Im Canadian, and this was fucking hillarious

[HayleeyJ]

LOL.

[advancedjoynt]

This rucks rucks guy missed the meese riding man get real bra haha jk

[trailblazerr43]

NINETEEN eighty two xD

[Minecraft100FTW]

Get at life Rucka Rucka Ali.

[morningmoonrose]

XD haha this is funny!! im american and i think both countries are equal!

[McJetStream]

@morningmoonrose now only if other people coulf follow your example

[ROBLOXah]

The president of Canada? X3

Anyways, I'm Canadian and this was hilarious! XDD

[SuperMadduke]

bitch your just jellies that are girls have boobs unlike yours ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[McJetStream]

@SuperMadduke nah its cool up here, GET IT? cool! haha. anyways..... we dont want your girls, we dont like fat girls. are skinny girls are way better than your bear belly ladies :) american boobs = 95% fat

[M24Killa97]

@McJetStream canadian thats what boobs are supposed to be made of SMART

[SOULTAKIFY]

fuck you our bacon is awesome

[superswag998]

lol i hate the fucking french but canda so much better then usa the americans already tryed to attack us and u got ur ass kicked

[dandamanraymond]

@superswag998 dude your history is so wrong the only times the usa had any problems with canada was during our revolutionary war and the war of 1812 and that was because of england's control there at the time and as far as i know the usa won both those wars but no the usa has never actually attacked canada u idiot

[McJetStream]

@dandamanraymond hey, im not one to argue with you, so all i gotta say is........ i see youve rebuilt your white house. it looks very nice :) its a shame we kinda, your know....... burnt it to the ground.

[dandamanraymond]

@McJetStream correction the british had it done so ya your still kinda wrong

[dandamanraymond]

@McJetStream canada wasn't even a country untill 1867 before that it was a british colony

[M24Killa97]

@McJetStream you didnt burn it to the ground? none of it collasped.

[TheThemegacreeper]

@superswag998 fuck you