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In second 0:22 where you say : "I am your density" that as bad as it sounds it's a line from Back to the Future... One of my favourite films (and I dare you to check the grammar on "favourite" it's correct).
The fact that you manage to keep a straight face during these videos impresses me more and more each time. :) I crack up after the first few seconds, but when I see that you're struggling to hold back a smile, my laughing becomes uncontrollable.
@maddymoo58 I'm actually not. But you know, sometimes people have to be bitches just to make themselves seem cool. It's okay, I forgive you. You should watch what you say... you get good friends that way. Thanks for wasting my time with your bullshit! Bye.
Woah! At 1:08 he sounds like the easter bunny from epic rap battles of history, curiusly easter bunny said the word "vagina" like he said but bad. Sorry for my horrible grammar in english....
@animefreak4144 Thanks! Sometimes I get really freaked out about those comments (I'm REALLY afraid of ghosts), even though I see them ALL THE TIME and never die I'm stilled freaked out so thanks!
@ramox90 Hang on one minute while I write that in my book of witty insults. Okay, seriously however that insult was rather pathetic. I recommend, you try coming up with a better insult.
AdamBuxton (a comedian here in the U.K) conducts similar rundowns of youtube laziness, and some excellent commentaries on the very best trivial arguments. Check out his youtube channel. Perhaps you guys should work together!
wait a minute! jack read the last comment in this video but it LOOKS like he lived still! does this mean jack is a zombie/vampire/undead beast/alien who has come to Earth to kill and take over us all?? or is it just a made-up story?? YOU DECIDE!!
in class, after the teacher was done explaining the lesson and giving us the work, i turned to my friend and said " i would now this how?" the look on her face was awesome.
I know this has NOTHING to do with this video but do you know when someone calls you on your phone saying "Is your refrigerator running? well you better go catch it!" WELL if someone ever calls you on your phone saying "Is your refrigerator running?" just say "Yeah actually i'm looking in my refrigerator right now" then what are they going to say? then they'll look like the dumbass :D
When my friends do something extremely stupid, I automatically say "when the fuck is wrong with you" now.
PsychoHanyo 2 days ago in playlist Your Grammar Sucks
Two Beatles cups filled with water comin' right up!.... :D
MrQwefty 2 days ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
I want to have 'you are my density' on a t-shirt
firelordkataang 3 days ago
I dont understand chines. XD
superbad1331 3 days ago
Well I've seen this video several times and not dead yet!!!! :D I hat long coments man
yogidad2010 4 days ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
Thank fucking god nobody found my stupid comment and put it in one of his vids :)
FIABfan11 6 days ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
FUCK YEAH THERE'S A GERMAN VERSION.
QueenGainer 6 days ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
Thanks man now i CANT STOP LAFFINN
ABCDavid96 1 week ago
"It's-a me, Mario!"
MrChristopherCourage 1 week ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
i love youtube but youtube will be died in 20 mins so post this to 100 ppl on utuber for a life
BMXGrindTouch 1 week ago
Jokes on you i have no mirror in my room!
Grover11Productions 1 week ago
1:03 you're holding a beatles glass and i fucking love the beatles, so you're automatically awesome bro. but you were already awesome anyways :)
barbroxursox 1 week ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
1:56 translation
A, cat, i like nyan the cat alot
There ya go!
Warriorcats24 1 week ago
WHY MY NAME?!
annoyedkid565 1 week ago
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 week ago
1:03 nice beatles cup
VelnonIratus 1 week ago 7
"when the fuck is wrong with you"(?)
Answer: In church
KagomeChic 1 week ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
"No one EVER found her until 2000"
...?
TessyTheWolf 1 week ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från jacksfilms
Your yugly
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In second 0:22 where you say : "I am your density" that as bad as it sounds it's a line from Back to the Future... One of my favourite films (and I dare you to check the grammar on "favourite" it's correct).
IRONVIXEN1011 1 week ago
dude amaheysing A hosre?
Shcroth 1 week ago
BICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
TheMonkey1425 1 week ago
has anyone really been far even as decided to use how to go want to do look more like?
bflakes17 1 week ago
to the knee? but that would end his days as an adventurer
kirby4077 2 weeks ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
E SAID me NAME!
oh yeah BICHS!
TheAmnesiafreak 2 weeks ago
I don't know if "I am your density" is a mistake. George McFly says it in Back to the Future.
timelordtenfan 2 weeks ago
1:08 makes me laugh so hard
brandonnhall 2 weeks ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
The fact that you manage to keep a straight face during these videos impresses me more and more each time. :) I crack up after the first few seconds, but when I see that you're struggling to hold back a smile, my laughing becomes uncontrollable.
Nondiagonlizable 2 weeks ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
you have a vergina.... you homo.....?
5465element 2 weeks ago
When the fuck is wrong with you?
AreYouCerealBRO 2 weeks ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
OMFG, i lost it at "i will stop supporting her". So many fucking people liked it. I have lost some faith in the world.
Xenphenik 2 weeks ago
0:51 IJ Video comment
bentonf001 2 weeks ago
It's me, Mario! xDDDDDD
IICreepyCookieII 2 weeks ago
Did someone say Supernatural? As in the show?
8D
LokiFortune 2 weeks ago
I just love how he says "Spanish break!
"
Simsfangirl255 3 weeks ago
1997 a girl called lauren was walking through a forest...blah...I don't lay with my life. OK?
emzluvsyaall 3 weeks ago
0:09 LOL if he is on about Jared Padalecki... Any Supernatural fans? No? Well this is awkward.
emzluvsyaall 3 weeks ago
@emzluvsyaall I love Supernatural! You're not alone! :D
ilovedinosaurs06 2 weeks ago
@emzluvsyaall I LOVE SUPERNATURAL! :) i thought that too when i saw that comment :)
Museefan812 2 weeks ago
You actually sound like Mario xD
KuddlyKatie 3 weeks ago
i love your vidos ! they are aesome :)
jessicahamsterlolz 3 weeks ago
@jessicahamsterlolz Apparently his *videos have taught you nothing...
JpuffINC 3 weeks ago
@JpuffINC your just trying to get your post on there.
maddymoo58 3 weeks ago
@maddymoo58 I'm actually not. But you know, sometimes people have to be bitches just to make themselves seem cool. It's okay, I forgive you. You should watch what you say... you get good friends that way. Thanks for wasting my time with your bullshit! Bye.
JpuffINC 2 weeks ago
That last 'poor grammar comment' was such a troll to my little sister. Thanks. :D
amazon769 3 weeks ago
your hilariouss!! loveeeeeeee your grammar sucks, iv'e watched all of them LOLz
br00tallyfun 3 weeks ago
HOW COULD YOU! I CAN'T POST THAT COMMENT TO 5 VIDEOS NOW! MARY IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR BEING BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! lol
MrKoopan 3 weeks ago
I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO MUCH xD HAHAHAHAHA
DoctorWaffle1997 3 weeks ago
2:23 he read it wrong. He said "I won't lay with my life" but it reads "I don't lay with my life." ;)
-Your local perfectionist.
forsho6906 3 weeks ago 2
I am your density.
nerdfighter3978 3 weeks ago
Okay, Ima start saying: "When the fuck is wrong with you?!" now! :D
AuflesProductions 4 weeks ago
1:43 "A" is "to" in Spanish. That kinda helps
stevebruleiscool1 1 month ago
Woah! At 1:08 he sounds like the easter bunny from epic rap battles of history, curiusly easter bunny said the word "vagina" like he said but bad. Sorry for my horrible grammar in english....
principiante11 1 month ago
watts wrong wif me spelleng?
DontRep1y 1 month ago
@DontRep1y asshole you're just looking for attention and to be on a video..
videogamezrock10 4 weeks ago
The bully comment would have been fantastic if the grammar didn't suck.
ripyourfaceoff50 1 month ago
Oh, that's cute. But wrong.
audball911 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
YOUR CUPS! They are kind of amazing.
keelyelizabethaddams 1 month ago
I will stop supporting her. lol i just lost it at that part
NightZaber 1 month ago 40
i loved this one and i like it when you talk like a posh British person НО ВЫ ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО FUNNY
1010232ful 1 month ago
What camera did you use to shoot these?
sonicsmainman1 1 month ago
whenever someone pisses me off im just gonna look at them and go "when the fuck is wrong with you?" all serious xD
Emilysvlogz 1 month ago
I can't even tell if the Spanish comments are from Spanish people, or from idiots who have no place speaking Spanish. I like the second one better.
Collins803 1 month ago
I liek th ireny wen pepl post bad grammer and spleening on a vidio tat maes fun of it makes we roflcopter.
Raiden777ify 1 month ago
LOL "when the fuck is wrong with you" I'm definitely using this!
uzumakiking 1 month ago
I used to be a Asshole like you but then I took a rock to the knee... then the face and groin mutiple times. LOL
ComicConjob91 1 month ago
2:22 those comments are stupid. i cannot say how many times i was supposed to have died cause of them.
animefreak4144 1 month ago
@animefreak4144 Thanks! Sometimes I get really freaked out about those comments (I'm REALLY afraid of ghosts), even though I see them ALL THE TIME and never die I'm stilled freaked out so thanks!
TheZysio 1 month ago
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"I will stop supporting her" LOOOL
IceBloose 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
When I laugh when I watch this my bro says "wtf!"
crazypersonforever2 1 month ago
"I am your density!" That quote is from Back To The Future! :D
bXANDERb 1 month ago 105
@bXANDERb Oh... my... biches... I got a top comment! I can die now.
bXANDERb 2 weeks ago
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DonoHpGaming 1 week ago
@DonoHpGaming Far out! I spent forever looking for this comment and you deleted it!? GAAAH!!! LOL!!!
bXANDERb 1 week ago
at least proofread the chain comment before you copy and paste
GrillagirlTV 1 month ago
Wait... Is it really a grammar/spelling mistake if the actual line from Back to the Future is "I am your density"?
LyssiRose2534 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
1. Stop video at 1:59
2. Search "Unsolved Mysteries" Theme on YT.
3. Play theme while resuming play here.
4. :)
MrCapCaz 1 month ago 2
this vid is are funny
Emlis16 1 month ago
i am your density... oh god that's from back to the future xD
tastysmell483 1 month ago
Teehee ? I dink lol
chrissydonuts 1 month ago
I will stop supporting her.
OMGGG WHAHAHAHAHA
Dhycento 1 month ago
I AM YOUR DENSITY!! OMG I JUST DIED!! XD
Romblemonster 1 month ago
A whack to the knee... With an arrow?
unfinishedestiny 1 month ago 103
@unfinishedestiny Why would you be holding an arrow?
Gyrogia 1 month ago
@unfinishedestiny NO
aestias 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jacksfilms
@unfinishedestiny .....TITS
WereCreed 4 weeks ago
Hay is not for horsies..... bices
LPSchillypup 1 month ago
0:21 so he's never seen back to the future?
DaKook14 1 month ago
your eyes a bluer with the blue background:)
StefansxMine23 1 month ago
OMFG I LOVE OMFGITSJACKANDDEAN!!!!!!!! AND THATS THE START IF AMAZING YOUTUBERS!....
THERES...
TOMSKA
SLOMOZOVO
WALLYCUBE
EDDSWORLD
AND TONNS MORE! and guess what......
THEY ALL KNOW EACHOTHER!
iluvmoney1998 1 month ago
I am your density is a quote from Robo-cop
klokentur 1 month ago
@klokentur Back to the Future, moron.
LEGOmations0091 1 month ago
@LEGOmations0091 Well actually I am your "Destiny" (Not Density) is from back to the future.. so your also wrong.. HAH
ramox90 1 month ago
@ramox90 I believe he said that the quote was from Back To The Future, thus your comment is rather irrelevant.
MrSouthpark1997 1 month ago
@MrSouthpark1997 ..... Your face is irrelevant ...
ramox90 1 month ago
@ramox90 Hang on one minute while I write that in my book of witty insults. Okay, seriously however that insult was rather pathetic. I recommend, you try coming up with a better insult.
MrSouthpark1997 1 month ago
@MrSouthpark1997 It was a joke dude.. im not gonna insult you.. i dont even know you..
ramox90 1 month ago
When the fuck is wrong with 46 people?
OatmealRMG 1 month ago
0:34 Google Translate. 1:03 Google Translate. 1:43 Google Translate.
barwelldk 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
Lmao 'I don't understand chines' :p
HolzeyP92 1 month ago
the funny thing is, when he said mario. he really sounds like one
theyuigarcia 1 month ago
@theyuigarcia didnt know there were multiple
milllionaiire 1 month ago
OKAY! :P
gobales84 1 month ago
I literally have seen less mistakes in people's grammar on YouTube since these started.
FrankC00l 1 month ago
2:13
Kills herself because of low self esteem, decides to haunt others for her mistakes.
InuyashaCutey 1 month ago
I WILL STOP SUPPORTING HER
iMakeYouMoist 1 month ago
i still think number 10 was the best :3
supersonicLBP4999 1 month ago
Wouldn't a body rot in three years?
downeca93 1 month ago
Haha!! Look at this video's tital!!
dodgersfanjm 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure the density one was a Back to the Future joke... If not, it's a weird coincidence haha!
ReluctantHooligans 1 month ago
omg i freakin love your Beatles cup~! :D
Beatlerox456 1 month ago
I love all these stupit commants.
ECGProductions092 1 month ago
The "when the fuck is wrong with you" comment was the best.
JasonlVlraz 1 month ago
anyone else notice how odd his glasses look?
JackelopePrincess 1 month ago
i ahtg people with long as vodies
frenchemo6 1 month ago
haha spam fail
nyzzaarangelos 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
Back To The Future Edition:
"when the fuck is wrong with you?"
"You are my density."
AnnaLeighification 1 month ago
haha i thought the last comment said "cause i don't lay with my wife" :')
JohannaGoesMad 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
I used to be a bully, then i took a whack to the knee :(
youtuberob 2 months ago
@youtuberob I used to use that joke then I took some common sense to my brain.
NahmanJayden27 1 month ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
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VeredPinhas 2 months ago
AdamBuxton (a comedian here in the U.K) conducts similar rundowns of youtube laziness, and some excellent commentaries on the very best trivial arguments. Check out his youtube channel. Perhaps you guys should work together!
ursie1986 2 months ago
Biches! 2:56
Fou3Fan 2 months ago
I used to spell wrong, but then i took a wack to the knee!
TriviumCinema 2 months ago
estoy hablando espanól
KingKoodaz 2 months ago
And I bet you put that Mary saying cause you were scared! xD And.. I will too ... cause she was pretty enough. o.x
KaityWLO 2 months ago
You can't belive how much "idk" and "ikr" and "wtf" and "idgaf" and - well, you get the point - annoy me. -.-
KaityWLO 2 months ago
1:21 ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!!!
dragoncrafter25 2 months ago
@dragoncrafter25 Wow RWJ saying. x.o
KaityWLO 2 months ago
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dragoncrafter25 2 months ago
Thas is note autoly
Mangekyou1999 2 months ago
i c'ant bleave so mny ppl spellz allll dis sht wronlg. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
juliedrill 2 months ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
Sometimes with Jack's voice, he sounds exactly like xthedarkone...
GmnisAwesome 2 months ago
turn on transcribe audio XD... sounds like the comments on the vid
NSiGaMeRzZ 2 months ago
wait a minute! jack read the last comment in this video but it LOOKS like he lived still! does this mean jack is a zombie/vampire/undead beast/alien who has come to Earth to kill and take over us all?? or is it just a made-up story?? YOU DECIDE!!
thewalkingpotofjam 2 months ago 68
@thewalkingpotofjam i vot for the zombie/ vampire/ undead beast/ alien
pigpucher 2 months ago in playlist YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
@thewalkingpotofjam Maybe he re-posted it 5times so he would be saved. Did you ever think of that?
MegaGrumbly 1 month ago
@MegaGrumbly
lol fair enough!
:D
thewalkingpotofjam 1 month ago
@thewalkingpotofjam He's a zombie, OKAY?
ClockwiseGear 1 month ago
@ClockwiseGear
yeah, it thought that to.... OKAY?!?
thewalkingpotofjam 1 month ago
@thewalkingpotofjam the first one
AwesomeAnkit2198 1 month ago
"i dont understand chines" LOL
TruthBeTold447 2 months ago
dis oned iz furney preaze rike mai corment
DJBeeyatch 2 months ago
at like 1:15 it says, plain and simple, that if you see a bully you take an object (cough--arrow--cough) and hit them in the knee with it.
TheDolphinBottle 2 months ago
i wuz laughing at this video butt then i tooks a hammer to a kneee!
yabojablonski1 2 months ago
in class, after the teacher was done explaining the lesson and giving us the work, i turned to my friend and said " i would now this how?" the look on her face was awesome.
lanarexy4ever 2 months ago
gtg watching the cleveland show
JustWaitProductions 2 months ago
Haha I love these! Fills the void as I wait for #21...
figureskatinelephant 2 months ago 45
@figureskatinelephant stp bing a dduchesss
zombieslayer701 1 month ago
@figureskatinelephant When the fuck is wrong with you?
Jakk325 1 month ago
Anyone else notice that the people making comments on these videos are trying to be a little more careful with their grammar and spelling?
latisha1505 2 months ago
0:33 WTF? lol
CorpralDunn 2 months ago
I know this has NOTHING to do with this video but do you know when someone calls you on your phone saying "Is your refrigerator running? well you better go catch it!" WELL if someone ever calls you on your phone saying "Is your refrigerator running?" just say "Yeah actually i'm looking in my refrigerator right now" then what are they going to say? then they'll look like the dumbass :D
TheBeatlesfan28 2 months ago
That bully comment fails because two wrongs doesnt make a right
chazzman1900 2 months ago
I might Got a verry f***'t comment to one of the next videos
MrFuck1006 2 months ago
Did he just Said Vivan Chambell ?
MrFuck1006 2 months ago
Whatever you have in your hand that is hard...?
FTAization 2 months ago
0:51 Other things are kinda cute but wrong! Doesn't mean they're bad!
Exsmple A: Kirby.
furygun81 2 months ago
Btw i love chocolate kidneys
MrGoeiegozer 2 months ago
I d'undrstnd wht's wrng wth ths grmmr i mn y cn rd ths rhgt?
If not:
I don't understand what's wrong with this grammar i mean you can read this right?
MrGoeiegozer 2 months ago
I will stop supporting her.
thelioness5 2 months ago
1:59... decomposition makes that impossible.
thguitfiddlinpsyco 2 months ago
- Be watching this video
- That last one, not scary at first
- All of a sudden gust of wind out of fucking nowhere that knocks my guitar over
- Shit myself
xomgumofosx 2 months ago 2
the last commant sacred me
franin221 2 months ago
Pause at 1:42 I love that smile ^.^
Asswa789 2 months ago
Mary was a dirtbag anyway.
BlueWolf118229 2 months ago
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Crazyman1212 2 months ago
I do the same thing when I read comments or sentences with a's where there shouldn't be.
Noise509 2 months ago
Great Mario voice!
karamelkel96 2 months ago
thanks now Mary is going to appear in all of our mirrors
NessaYay93 2 months ago
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I TAKE A SCREEN CAP OF A COMMENT??????
lili7431 2 months ago
@lili7431 Press Ctrl + Print and then insert into paint or a word document
0oFlicko0 2 months ago
LMFAO @ the Avril part. Got me laughing so hard
iPSLee 2 months ago
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lili7431 2 months ago
@lili7431 Moron ?
iPSLee 2 months ago