Stating the Obvious!

[mash1581]

I actually looked behind me to see if there was a poster...

[saultube44]

You're cute beyond explanation that why you're doing those things, is the tenderness that drives you, your solution is about 100 kisses on that cute & beautiful face :)

[leviatandevil]

you were going through a "i don't know what to do" day right?

[leviatandevil]

you were going through a "i don't know what to do" day right?

[cheeky62]

where in nz are you. !

[AcridPeter]

Oh aren't you so cute. What a load of shit.

[Alzdr]

I am commenting!

[alltimelowfreakxo95]

hehehehehheheh THIS MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD!

[onemarino]

Thumbs up, if you agree with my comment!

[XrPKaldra]

47 people clicked the dislike button.

[GordonCharlton]

306 people clicked the like button.

[TheShadyNight]

Lmao! i think both videos the are great, somehow I found this funny.

[Alshourafa]

whats the point ?

[anonymous4209]

o rly 

[TheShadyNight]

wow I seen the German Version, is way better. but this one was funny too,

[MissKittieChaos]

I love that you did this, I watched both versions, and it was great to hear since I'm trying to learn german (btw, thanks for your Learn German videos!)!!

[FosterTV1]

Your right, the wall behind be has porn on it... O.o

[brettrink]

I love speedy!

[kanga24xx]

omg i love u

[jjfjkfjk]

I don't eve know why, but I found this video hilarous!

[jmichaelrout]

Ach, die Übersetzung! Tja.

[oldfogey100]

Is it sad that I watched the whole vid? Disturbingly enough I found it funny. Worse yet, I'm thinking of subscribing.

[nicolasgdm]

chère kiwi, cette video absurde est une vraie création...

Magie de Youtube.

Ps : je crois que je vais venir en Allemagne cet été.

[geekspank1]

Love the vids....most of the time I don't know what you are saying, but still great!!

[parky669]

God damn! Your totally wearing green! I just realised! This puts my theory of life into question...

[DanielIrveN2008]

well... aaaaaaand i still watching your video ^^

[jonny1989uk]

I'm still watching :)

[Squieonat]

I hadn't watched any of your videos in about two months, and I didn't realize how much I missed them until now. :-P

[nicolanwd]

hello,

can you please tell my what the title of the background music is.

Thanks

[MrLidokork]

also wenn man wirklich nichts zu tun hat ist das der hammer... ich bin begeistert. du hast n schatten!

[steelvenom2003]

I got like six of those things in Überraschungseier last time when I was in Germany. One of them was green and it looked exactly like that.

So my guess is that es ist aus einem Überraschungsei herausgekommen. :D

[silentgui08]

i am still watching...is that weird?

[sepultura1982]

This is a Comment.

[Unterhosenesser]

HAH das kissen habe ich auch ! =)

[beammark]

wtf i just wasted part of my life

[burninhot5861]

Lol very funny vids now i can go and sleep peacefully

[MrEctorScheider]

Very Funny

[Aiksas14]

du machst das gleiche total sinnlose Video einmal auf Deutsch und einmal auf Englisch ?! xD find ich ja mal lustig xD aber das Deutsche hat mehr Aufrufe ^^ keine Ahnung wieso ich das jetzt schreibe :P mir ist genauso langweilig, wie es dir wahrscheinlich war, als du diese beiden vids gedreht hast xD. Ich find deinen Channel voll cool xD und guck ihn mir immer an, wenn mir langweilig ist xD was irgendwie ziemlich oft der Fall ist ^^

naja ich lass dir mal liebe Grüße da :)

Saskia <3

[drunKenxD]

you are fucking great kiwi :D

i love your vids :D

it's great that a german can speak such good englisch :)

[lebipsjaune]

ah ah u are fun n u look great in green (like a kiwi) plus i like yr accent...that is not stating the obvious it's just my opinion

[royalsteven]

This is a computer screen. This is a naked man. This is my hand. This is my stroke pole. These are my focused eyes. Oh my hand is doing something now.

[nerp23]

I wish you were gone with the fucking wind. imbecile

[totallyranDOOM16]

WOW! u make so much sence rite now!

[inoace]

I love it, but the German version is much better.

[salahmania]

do you know that u r an artist ???

[data901]

you make a good point and is worthy of being made fun of LOL

[TheVinlander]

hahaha your a person

[GoodGooglyGumdrops]

lol, that was hilarious!

[PopFictionTechno]

..... what? xD

[Nutzername92a]

ich finde die deutsche Version besser, weil du da noch das mit dem 10-Sekunden-in-die-Kamera-star­ren-ohne-was-zu-sagen reingebracht hast :D

[chan625]

:)))

[llamasausage]

love the braids

[starkey7uk]

Und das crazieste Ding - dieses Video hat 368 Kommenten.

[xxretrocandyxx]

i have watched this video like three times now. i love it <3

[00raven83]

Great video. I also like this in German. du bist ehrfürchtig, Kiwi : )

Cute accent, btw.

[hotchekerzBITCH]

can u say i am retarded?

[xPancakes4lyf]

this is very funny lol X)

[justinmaddux]

HAHAHA ICh liebe Dina kino! ;) Your funny :)

[crakheadsoncrack]

u rock

[Resalviant]

funny! ...lolol I'm wearing it too! "Green" also .. I got a life ... i bought it on eBay. its what it says. i know its random, lol but still, just wanted to say funny vid! .. Peace

[superkagome]

You are wearing green!

[GermanSniperBayArea]

speedyconcutie!

[lynzikaulitz]

i think this is hilarious!

[OhEmGee693]

i love this

[john1990andterri]

and you are so beautiful i hope that you dont "du naust misch ?

[theboringdane]

Wow, you've got sunlight in you basement - I'm so jealous ... hey wait a minute, you don't live in a basement ... Darn, I'm missing out on all the good stuff in life - but I've got mushrooms in my basement, I bet you don't have any - ha ha :P

(This is my second visit to this video, I saw this earlier ... I think it was some months ago. Sorry if I repeated myself by perhaps double commenting, lol)

[Myrdrahl]

Yet another cool vid missy. Hope you keep them coming, not to sound too creapy - that cute smile while waving in the end - ntaw!

[iatemyturtleskater10]

i just want 2 beat her with a stick

[wolckis]

the sound is great! and i must laught at "and you are still watsching"

[lamajnpa9]

In the New World, complete IDIOTS are king (or queen!)/

[punkfish79]

you sound like Blair's Cousin Jerri from Facts of Life...

[xFallenAngel182x]

in english and in german just GREAT :D

[SMG10000]

ROFL :D

[XxTOxICiTYxX1227]

i like your accent

[kenny1337s]

I'm making a comment here but not actually saying anything apart from that. waves back.

[anniefranny]

in ur profile pic u look like heidi montag!!

[XxHelenaXBlackxX]

wow Kiwi Spaß Video ..... Zufälligkeit woooh

[keinohrhasii]

hey du... kiwi... ? wie viele accounts hast du bei Youtube eigentlich?

[monkybot]

nich so toll wie in ger

[KimiaAyazi]

Deine Videos sind soooo lustig :)

[xD4RKBL00Dx]

jedes kleine detail deiner mimik genau geplant und einstudiert. wOw!

[speedyconkiwi]

äh. eigentlich war das improvisiert. aber wenn du meinst ;)

[xD4RKBL00Dx]

dann hast du dich ganz schön unter kontrolle! echt gut =)

[nateSuiCiDe]

hey im single and looking for a girlfriend... i wonder if u would give me a handjob? cuz i think ur frickin cute :)

[derLOL]

stfu.!

[nateSuiCiDe]

i htink ur cute

[LHIED]

i also htink that

[wombatty10]

Hey there, Kiwi!!

Thanks for the response auf englisch to Ganz offensichtlich!!!

I took German many years ago in school, and was trying really hard to understand this video!! It was really helpful!

Keep up the good work!!! Love your videos!!

[KayaNaumczyk]

I Loved It,

I Like Your Shirt,

And Your Pretty Cool (:

(Y)

[goommm]

i don't want to comment but my fingers are typing those word's and i have no control over them

taaaaaaaaaaaah taaaaaaaaaaaaaaah <<<cutting his fingers

[JonathanDilas]

Existence for the will of existence. ;-)

[SunnyBunny42694]

haha i laughed a lot

not sure whyy though

[edwardterror]

Okay.

Very weird.

All I want to know is, where did you get the music?

[rosemaryfreak]

hahahaha i liked the video quite original, over all the ending with the "this text was written... hahahaha its so unnecesary but it worthed

[Jfoo111]

wtf?? u just wasted 1 minute and 55 seconds of my life watching this crap..

[TubeTolo]

I couln't comment on your profile, so I put it here:

Please make a new video soon, or I'LL FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!!!

[exhibitAfilms]

i am commenting... i don't know why...

subliminal messaging...

funny video though

[wweShowTV]

boa schluck ersma runter...

[rolacolabbz]

LOL@ the end.

In my sixthform social area, we have that poster. Not sure why.

[AnarchyA1ex]

whattt looool

gd vid =D

[willdabeast88883333]

haha so simple yet so creative! hmm i am trying to figure out what i should comment on... this is tough.

your accent is stronger the longer you go without making videos! ha it may just be me. i love your accent though! :)

[BigBrother9rules]

Hey I painted my nails silver last night!!! And I'm wearing green

[CillySophie]

You played a song on your vid. I liked it. But I don't know the name of it. What is it called?

Your eyes are green. They're pretty.(:

[violinplayer33]

what size r ur earings?

[emolife95]

this is a comment,it is black.

[bigdima3]

this is the quote to your comment, and its longer than your comment

[xIchHasseDichx]

Too good to resist posting a comment. So here's one for ya, speedy <3

[Elsabellsa2]

where r u from? or where do u get ur accent from?

[CillySophie]

I think she's German or something...

[Chuchushimi]

hahaha that was right funny i liked it lol

[macey987]

:O OMG that was so funny!

[CFNewX]

Und die 10 Sekunden doof in die Kamera gucken? Mensch das intellektuellste fehlt!

[violinplayer33]

u wanna know what im doing??

[hohlimc]

Hay hay.. I watch this video tan i have fun and yes what should i say... briliant.. i hope you make some more of this videos..^^ Bye bye..

[Bam05]

dich kann man einfach nur lieben =*

[gymnast999321]

I Addore the nail polish

[jgcooper]

omf!

silver nail polish, i loves.

i has.

[UbiReVera]

Do other women get their hair done that way in Germany or was that just your artistic expression? If you feel stagnated, go out for a walk. It helps a great deal, sort of refreshes your mind. By the way, I absolutely, loved your video about the broken wipers on your car : ). It amusing how you express your anger : ).

[YESROCKSTAR]

KANKER JOOD

[Carlos9023]

dont know why but i like it, maybe is just that i love you

[DumbAssGermany]

ha ha ja ich kenn die deutsche version :D

[liamster]

lol

loved it

[raegoesdown]

i've missed your face!!!

[soozers26]

i like the waving at the end ;)

[Ennilein16]

and I'm still watching this video... very funny ! :P

[fehquig]

I just watched a video.

[Drewpleblanc]

wanna get married?

[vulk3797]

Is very cool your video;-D!

[Likewoahomg]

You have a strange accent. XD Just kidding, you couldn't even tell if no one knew you were german.

[violinplayer33]

this video made me feel retarded. yay!

[htfcm]

David Van Patten: Good Coloring.

Patrick: That's Bone. And the lettering is something called Cillian Rail.

[TubeTolo]

You're stating the Obvious!

[BarryAldridge]

I love the green shirt.

I have made a comment.

Great video Kiwi.

[plica06]

Just for the record, Arial is my favourite font type.

[iluveaster]

well this wuld be wierd to watch

if i were stoned :L xx

[germangamer244]

lol "i dont know what this thing is but its still green"

[guitarrax]

you are still watching???ok...was machst du????...welche Sinn hast du mit diesem MIERDA!?::lg mario:)

[kainoakai]

If i saw this on acid. Id fucking trip HAHHA

[rawley69]

Grüne Dinge gefallen mir.

[BMTH0084]

oye chavita.........¿Has subido de peso ultimamente? No comas tantas galletitas...ehhh

[chadwick8o]

the ending was funny

[chadwick8o]

ha ur german

germens use to be tuff now ur all waffle eating pussys :P

[anothersquid]

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist von den Aalen voll!

[jimbolj]

Super Sexy Silver Nail Polish. I have some too. Gets thick too quick. Still sexy!

[NaomiClareNL]

I'm not wearing green and I prefer Verdana over Arial.

[Freeform159]

hahaha, this was hilarious to me for some reason, und du bist sehr schön! :D

[alexinanutshell]

IM WEARING GREEN, lol! random but funny lol!

[beatzeps]

Yes... i got it...

[lost2fairyfate]

so cute ^-^

[nicerguy02]

hello kiwi,

you seemed to be aged a bit lately did you notice that ?

[bjorbak]

ssschhhtantssing tsche obfioussschhh (stating the obvious) :p btw, most of what you said, wasn't SO obvious u know

[lagarrachapina]

I like the last part of your video you look very cute saying bye!!

[damnitw]

schön die gleichen informationen auf 2 sprachen zu erhalten^^

[Q8Pharm]

hmm ....cute

[littlepandaexpress]

hahaha omg srsly one of my favorite videos right now ur too cute i love u!!!!!

[speedyconkiwi]

haha aww thanks sweetie! <3

[TubeTolo]

Hah, you're really cute!

You chose great music for this kind of video, and zooming/moving of a video made a good effect.

[FactIsNowOppinion]

o.o i love it <3

[khwaje]

Hello dear

[loadedloadead]

You have the creativity to take it beyond YouTube:).

[xXnonRETARDXx]

You have an accent and your in a sunny room.(:

[tcrusader]

your wearing green in that video!lol

[emporium7]

Ha this is so random, nice work kiwi!

[elvispelt]

Now I must thank you again. Dein Videos bringen mich zum lachen...jesus, can that be right? I haven't had to speak German for real in over ten years. So, sorry for that but thanks for your work :O

[muzikfiend]

lol, the text part at the end was pretty funny

[kumquatninja]

Ich liebe Ihren Zufallscharakter (traurig ist mein Deutsch nicht gute)

Ninja.

[UmB0ng0]

You dont just have to wear green, You can smoke it too!!!

[aghashire]

I didnt watch it..and Im not even commenting! 3< backwards :)

[los]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! ARIAL BOLD!!! of course!

[rikoramalama]

What is that music?

[rikoramalama]

I think that thing is called a finger puppet. And yes, it is green.

[iusewomen22]

how do you say suck my banana in german?

ps. dont ever dis beyonce again

[VioletBond]

That was hilarious! I love your sarcasm!!

[shewan222]

thi was shit but your hot so its ok

[latinluvrxxx]

KLASSE........<3 (you're still reading?) o.k. you're Xtremely Adorable too ;)

[noviadelmal]

I LOVE YOUUUUUU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDD

[TeaSpoon2008]

this... is a comment.

[hwoarang256]

Du hast die offensichtlichste Sache vergessen.... dumme Musik^^

hahahaha

[TwoDiary]

ur great :D

[cindylolly47]

This is stupid but yet really hilarious!

p.s make another german video!!

:D

[ZetanCrisp]

I was going to make a comment but i dare not now.......oh hang on this is a comment.......blast it......

[ratmanrod]

you are so dag gone cute