Someone wrote the script, and thought it was good enough to show to a producer, who thought it was good enough to film, with actors who were thought to be good enough to actually talk properly. The resulting garbage was thought good enough to edit into a terrible motion picture, which a distribution company thought was good enough to release on video... (it was thought good enough to be released in theatres in Italy.) This just blows my mind. This film - one word: FAIL.
If Valerias was a robot that means her accent was intentional. This means the Dawk Kwon is incompetent a building robots, which explains a few other issues, such as: why his robot guards just ran away, and how a robot can be choked , and why he needs humans to fuel his power plant.
3:15 So, Crabman shoots at HeroGuy, but AmazonGirl jumps in front of the lazor beam (somehow). Instead of holding down the trigger for a few seconds more killing HeroGuy too, he just walks away? Sure. Whatever.
"Huh, look at me: I'm trying to have a fight, and I've got Peter Pan here jumping around..."
Don't bother. I tried the joke myself a while back and everyone flamed me because of it too. Apparently, MST3K fans aren't allowed to be gamers *rolls eyes*.
Crow's reaction from about 01:52 - 01:58 is frikkin' priceless...
Capng123 5 months ago
NOOO! Damn you, generic Guardbot! You killed Kai! His friendly display of sweet, sweet beefcakery was the only thing making it bearable!!!
Nemesis7293 6 months ago 2
Someone wrote the script, and thought it was good enough to show to a producer, who thought it was good enough to film, with actors who were thought to be good enough to actually talk properly. The resulting garbage was thought good enough to edit into a terrible motion picture, which a distribution company thought was good enough to release on video... (it was thought good enough to be released in theatres in Italy.) This just blows my mind. This film - one word: FAIL.
Daggie1977 1 year ago 2
Here take my robotic truss
Wyatt19961212 1 year ago
Didn't the lobster type creature later appear in "District 9"?
globbo100 1 year ago
Bah....the beefy mute was the only likeable character and they killed him off.
raith0818 1 year ago 9
Poor Valeria, JUST when I was beginning to understand her.
zorroazulapex 2 years ago 5
That poor guy in the egg-pod suit looks so embarrassed. He must have really needed the money to pay some bills.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago
I am the egg man, Koo Koo Kachoo!!
wildcards420 2 years ago 5
When Valeria got offed I was expecting a standing ovation
pretorious700 2 years ago
7:38- Really? That guy really tried to strangle a freakin' robot? Sure it looks more like a lobster creature, but a robot nonetheless.
2rrkd 2 years ago
If Valerias was a robot that means her accent was intentional. This means the Dawk Kwon is incompetent a building robots, which explains a few other issues, such as: why his robot guards just ran away, and how a robot can be choked , and why he needs humans to fuel his power plant.
rcevey2 2 years ago 3
This movie just makes no sense.
Moredread25 2 years ago
Wait, did he just shoot a lazer between her legs?!
Iwuznothere 2 years ago 2
So let me get this straight: the Dark One is some sort of plant alien that eats people?
TomMSTie 2 years ago
Is it just me or does the dark one's voice sounds a lot like Patrick Stewart's. That would be so weird if it actually was him o_0.
misterroboto1 2 years ago 2
To me he sounds just like DEEP THOUGHT from the BBC TV version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Every time he talks, I say, "42!"
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
9:04 - Looks like a mutated grinch or the elephant man of Whoville
JDLT2142 2 years ago
Also like The Big Fig on the Fig Newton commercials.
Oppledeldoc 2 years ago
7:24
LOLOL
RomZomCom 2 years ago
Guy so looks like the "NOODGE".
TRUCKEEDOG666 2 years ago
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Damaris1034 2 years ago
3:15 So, Crabman shoots at HeroGuy, but AmazonGirl jumps in front of the lazor beam (somehow). Instead of holding down the trigger for a few seconds more killing HeroGuy too, he just walks away? Sure. Whatever.
"Huh, look at me: I'm trying to have a fight, and I've got Peter Pan here jumping around..."
antistrunt 2 years ago
So all the women decided to have a sudden mood swing? Alliance swing? Director must have ran into a major plot hole.
Portalbenderwinden 2 years ago 4
well I heard that this sort of thing happen when you get a bunch of women all working closely together...
iamhewhoisiam 2 years ago
Worst fight choreography ever!
GreatSwordNH 2 years ago
well, it's on par with Cave Dwellers...
iamhewhoisiam 2 years ago
The writer must have issues with Avocados. Maybe his mom made him eat guacamole when he was a kid...
grumblesa10 3 years ago
Hey, did they swap Valerias?
grumblesa10 3 years ago
1:55-why didn't they feature those things more? Only thing worth watching in this POS.
pretorious700 3 years ago 8
"I am the Eggman!"
That's where Sega got it from. lol
EternalGuardian07 3 years ago 3
It's a Beatles reference
couchfort 3 years ago
It's a joke...
EternalGuardian07 3 years ago 3
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One that didn't work. It's okay to admit you didn't know that. Song's called "I Am The Walrus", it's fucking weird as hell
couchfort 3 years ago
Don't bother. I tried the joke myself a while back and everyone flamed me because of it too. Apparently, MST3K fans aren't allowed to be gamers *rolls eyes*.
NUTCASE71733 2 years ago
0:59 - Ator, No!
JohnnyUndaunted 3 years ago