Lame vlog is Lame (2.21.2010)

[aceofspades9963]

how come you don't beep out swearing on this one

[MrAnden123]

Because he only does that on the =3 channel. This is BreakingNYC

[Nalbandian2901]

guys don`t be so mean...

You want to see those two vlogging, so leave the dirty stuff away and let them vlog.... This is not Big Brother....

[666zeuscro666]

Ray do you fuck kitty?

[TommyDaB1G]

jeeez what a question :D

[Darklightx19]

Fuck buddies.. no suck thing as just friends

[MrXboxfan98]

REVIEWS

[MrXboxfan98]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NECUSUS 1 FONE

[MikeWh0]

all neked an shit lmao get that meekakitty play BOOOOOOIII

[punisher2510]

great video

it was nice to see Tessa more relax, :)

see you guys!

[deadzior]

one of the better

[explainyouandme]

your in bed, but you hair is done, or are you just born lucky like that

[LukeTalking]

he's in bed at the end of the day, rather than the beginning..

[ftpb1]

ginger hair is not acceptable

[manow05]

ur mom saw me naked so she thinks im half black!!

wait.. i am arabic african.

[Ludercrs]

for the Bad Breath Boss (triple B)... have a bowl of Mints on your desk and be "generous" when your boss comes along.

Here sir, have a mint, they're good.

[omgthisfuckingsucks]

lol no one bonded with me, i have no friends =D it's hilarious... not

dunno what to do really =/

[ImStillBlind]

stfu gaywilliamjohnson

[bryan174arellano]

Chihuahuas, dancing , fire work on your bookshelf ,cereal or funny fights scenes ... If you like any of the following come check out my channel ....



Thx yo :]

[craigybaby10101]

are those 2 fucking?

[mrscooklambert]

yes.

[555IMPULSE555]

she your girlfriend?

[oswaldothelegend]

@555IMPULSE555 nope, just friends.

[slamattina188948]

SHOCKING PROOF THE EARTH IS FLAT

click my name for proof!

[scorpiomaster13]

i aspire to be in a relationship one day too Ray! ha

[Channel076]

We have a teacher that's smells everywhere, his breath, clothes... just everywhere, it's so iritating because he actually talks with you with 5 cm (1.97 inches, right?) away. 

But we can't step back because it's computer class and we sit while he talks :S It's so bad we are getting nauseous from it :p

[mishthefish76]

yeah ray tap that red headed broads kitty.

[mugiwara123456789]

uh-uh...looks like meekakitty is wanting some of raywilliam'S JOHNSON!!!!

[OfficialSockRocker]

On campus living: you can be on time for classes!

Others: never on time. D:<

[randomweevil]

Ray William johnson i'm doing him, mainly cause i'm female therefore can't do your mom or his mom.

[ExiledAngel92]

i thought of unsubcribing. but this video isn't that bad(: i changed my mind

[N0Films]

If you like this, you should check out MarkApplebyTv - his channel is better than sex! Well.. not really..

[Icarnkthat]

gay fag is Gay

[IRussianBOOM]

Dear Ray, I am Russian. Is that normal?

[mikehunt652]

Is her pubic hair as smooth looking as the top hair ?? She gets hotter every time I c her. Since u r doing her, can I like waka waka, do her mom ?

[RedBandit118]

Ray your really cure in the mornings, and nekkid you is really hot :D keep nekkid vlogging ray! It's even funner to watch.

[mikehunt652]

Keep shaving the brow !

[MissDior94]

ROOFL, Don't penetrate the group, RWJ I <3 you man!

[Jethrotull32]

i bet you and mika kitty are fuck buddies

[mm60503642]

lol,i think so

[IkePwnzU]

Well how nice.

[BENGIFAGOL]

dont penetrate the group

[tadshackles]

SOMETHING IVE BEEN DOING:

When the song comes on at the end I sing "Good mornin, good evenin.. Then I change the next line to something that rhymes with it.

The last one:

Good Mornin, Good evenin

My fishin pole's reelin.

It gets me through the day.

[confusedchild1992]

heya check my video out

please babyface cover

thank you

[GuysSeriously]

Fucking hell she's a ginger! yuck gross

[FutileResistanceIs]

Dear Ray,

TITS OR GTFO!

- Annie

[ShenkyNL]

damnit ray and kitty have so many MOMENTS its almost hard to watch!!!

[neckreth]

Great show, every time

[Bizazah]

enough w ith this shit just record you and the bitch having sex and post it on youtube and get this over with!

[MisterDominguez]

dear Ray:

you're gay

[axiize]

dear MisterDominguez :

you´re a real gay n_n

[tiger18442]

dear ray

i went out with my boyfriend for about a year and then he broke up with me we broke up for about a weak he is now begging me to get backtogether with him because he couldnt live with out me i dont know if hes telling the trueth or if hes just messing with me what shouold i do

[amaqula]

Tiger - ask him if he will marry you! If he agrees - then he really loves you! If he doesn't want to - dump him!

Simple!

[TrolloftheTube]

@tiger18442

amaqula's right.

[jerklow]

what your number my sister wants it

[LittleTwiddleTweaker]

dear ray, im a girl ( most people think im a guy cause of my name) im 22 almost 23 years old, and my latest boyfriend was like 3 years ago and it wasnt serious he was a lying bastard and cheated on me so now i have truble trusting people. but i do want a boyfriend, do you have any suggestions

[Vanillastump]

I gotta say, put yourself out there. It'll be hard, but with no risk there is no reward.

[nadiasomething]

Ray, this is completely honest, but every time I watch Breaking NYC I always try to picture you naked and having sex. Is that weird?

x

[loes1996]

0.08, were you naked *kwijl* =D =D

[Phlereous]

Ray, I mostly like your responses, but there is no way I can agree with #2 on this video. Dude, there is nothing better than a girl wanting to be just your fuck buddy! This is paradise :P Don't mess it. Oh and the "Step back on another job" thing was hilarious.

[MySoapy]

Dear Ray.

I have been told i am attractive, cool and have a guys sense of humour. So why Do guys not go for me? xxx

[NikonGin]

because your not marriage material, your fuck material

[ItSucksToBeWeak]

and nuns DO have relationships!

with God :}

[ItSucksToBeWeak]

he should keep the beard

and grow it a bit longer

[IPlayWoW1232]

Dear Ray, I plan on blowing up an oprhanage how can I go through with my plan flawlessly?

[MrNice399]

5 Stars for the sick autobot hoody alone!

[grarox]

omfg beginning is hot

[Hureidiot]

damn! thats one ugly ginger. shit! makes me sick..

[polikokryo]

ray com on man pick my answer on the =3 EPISODE

[Zipp085]

Tessa wants ray. the proof is at 4:11 how shes looking on him !!!

[24Playa7]

@Zipp085 y do u think he was in bed at the start...

[madamada820]

are you two going out?

[gnmhf]

Move the fuck on!™

New catchphrase please.

[5StarsForYouu]

Ray is getting laid? Tessa is a whore?

[theobject001]

you just do--- go from high school to college, its almost the same thing but more work and a bigger school

[UKDalton]

Doubt you'll read this rwj, but where did you get your hoodie from? (Or if anyone else knows?)

[johneygat09]

sex buddy's lmao

[krystlecolorguard]

the amount that i want you to b with tessa is AMAZING. haha

[djspark191]

Hey Ray. My best friend has a mom whos really hot. I wanna do her but im worried what he will say. What should i do?

[ZomBSteve]

@djspark191 if this is serious then lol, the mum will never be into here kids friends

[bloodredroses88]

@ZomBSteve You'd be surprised. My mate cheated on his gf with her mum :P It's quite common but that guy was making a joke.

[sfantajimmy]

for the 3:50 question : just pretend to act cool and offer him a gum or smth :)

[grimripper298]

@shredder177 in 2012 :D

[fearproductions110]

RWJ + MEEKAKITTY = tiny RWJ's =3

[fearproductions110]

i just kid thee

[grimripper298]

@iluvcocopops19 try to get another girlfriend

dont feel down

move on and dont do the same mistake again-confess your feelings earlier

if she says "yes"-GREAT for you

if she says"no"-move on

thats what i would do

[birnaaa]

Dear ray, my SPOON IS TOO BIG ! what should I do?

[grimripper298]

@birnaaa thats easy

get a smaller one :D

[kroasana]

@birnaaa just buy new one ... kids r getting so stupid those days

[ImTERRE]

Sexual Tension since 1:27 to the end of the F*** video

[pokermon87]

Ray's own question at 1:26

[ImTERRE]

u has been paying attention huh

[ImTERRE]

ray please Kiss tessa 4 next PLEASE!!

[WhiteKnighT161]

tessa is hot, when she can come over my apartment anytime.

[wiredmole1234]

dear ray i fink tessa wants sexy time wit u n y she in ur bed looks 2 me lyk ur teasing her?

[WhiteKnighT161]

they're going to have sex tonight

[wiredmole1234]

dear ray i think tessa wants sexytime wit u

[jtollison]

Keep steping back until your in another fucking job! OMFG that was great!

[ImTERRE]

Next BreakingNYC kiss tessa please dont be fake and GAY

[drphoenix69]

you two really need to accept you wanna fiddle with each others bits..

[ImTERRE]

cmon ray tessa looks really well plusshe live both share apartment

[Graven754]

LOL I love your answers to these questions, and some of them are really good well.

[MsDCstar]

Ray you are fake and gay because you don't accept being with Tessa. Btw you look super hot under those blankets!!

[ImTERRE]

look tessa in 0:27 to like 0:32

Love is in the air (8)

[ImTERRE]

how old is tessa 19? 20?

cmon ray 7 or 8 years dont make diference in love

[ImTERRE]

tessa please say sumthing i know u and ray read those coments please tell the WORLD the tru no1 will judge you

(maybe he dot wanna tell us, because gay fans if he is heterosexual gay fans maybe stop watching =3 or his daily blog

[selty]

I feel bad also commenting on the relationship thing buuut... c'mon! Totally obvious! Wooo!

[AndreiPascale]

0:16 Guess who's under Ray's blanket...

...your mom of, course! [ZING]

[SuperMarioFTW1]

0:16 "the only thing i did other than that was meekakitty!"

[xxbalthier]

Dear Ray

I aspire to be a god a modern warfare 2 (mw2) and I know that you own a xbox 360 (don't ask how I know) but I was wondering if you could give me some tips on how to get kills.

Thank you for your time

P.s

I own mw2 on computer so can you buy mw2 for computer then get good at it and then give me tip that would help.

[Einar300]

Thats the best thing i have read!! Nice man

[dragoonkng]

keep on trolling youtubers:P

[akoctrix]

c'mon ray make that kitty purrrrrrr

[thelego76]

Someone got it on with meekakitty!!!

[akoctrix]

slap that kitty ray. c'mon.

[OrangeJews1138]

Also, i suggest everyone to read captions, they're fucking funny.

[rikci1]

no theyr rapping each otherr.. :

[OrangeJews1138]

Bang her FFS, Ray! She's onto you, dammit.

[akoctrix]

are you guys dating each other?

[sbusumacinta]

It is political incorrect that you and Tessa have sex! This framing is sexy though

[mptf7]

your friend is beautifull

[MyCrazyFilms]

I was 17 and I slept with a 39 yr old she had a kid that was 17. Why are you sweating it- "GOT MILF" -you do -cheers

[burnboy16]

hey ray...

do you have a sexual relationship with meekakitty?

or is your boner in this movie misleading and pretty bisexual?

[MyCrazyFilms]

Young guys don't like to go out with girls that have kids.

[MyCrazyFilms]

umm 16 he is 18 isn't that statutory rape.

[MyCrazyFilms]

Use twitter to promote it

[NonDripHelmet]

Who destroyed watchmen for your walls?

[patass00]

dude one question.......how u make money with its really u have sponsor'?? ur work its incredible... but i have that question.... greetings from CHILE... not the spice... the country okey.

[fullclip1001]

Ray i would like to see meekakitty in the kitchen doing your dishes cause thats where she should be.

[TheLegendaryMoja]

I'll penetrate the group.

[hysydetoken]

MEEKAKITTY IS SOOO FOXY, looked like she was giving u the "eye" there Ray ;P awesome couple u2 would be. (THo i dont know both ur current interest, but yea)

Keep the vids coming (i dont know why, but a persons life is lame until its posted as a video. I wonder if u view the world as a video would it become better? pondersome... 4:00 am, poice!

[wiredmole1234]

ray i think that girl in this video has a huge crush on you i think she loves you

[soandsobeetle08]

Tessa is really great to watch. She tells the best stories... Oh, Ray- you are great too!

[dahmythejoker]

the last thing i want to see is ray butt eooww

that was a joke and fake and gay

[EevahnDraga]

Dear Ray,

How long before Tessa pulls down your 10-inch long pants and sucks on your wiener?

[dragonvixen77]

when you suck your moms .... don't be sad that its bigger than yours

[EevahnDraga]

Shut up and finish licking my dirty arse hole clean. That's about all you're good for, you stinkin' mutt.

[truesonofsoda]

Ray, lately me and this girl have been, well, uh, attempting to have "sex." We've tried five nights in a row; we've been piss drunk five nights in a row, but then... I get whiskey dick. I mean, she's totally ready, and I'm ready to find my treasure in the emperor's tomb, but I seem to need Emerson's help on being—ahem—"self-reliant." Help? D: And fuck giving up whiskey.

[INeedAStraightJacket]

@truesonofsoda When you said sex... what's with the quotaion marks?

[wax333]

hey ray do you have a mono brow without without being shaved

[garmool]

VLOG IS LAME!!!

[Gugguggug]

You two compiment each other, sorry, sure your tired of that, but it's true.

[deathwalk51]

Ray. i have been trying everything to move the fuck on from this girl for like a year. but for some stupid reason i keep coming back, being like her little dog and doing everything for her, my mates even call me 'spaniel'. WTF do i do!!!

[midnytemecanix8]

dear ray, I really, think you are an interesting person. how would I be able to go to new york and meet you? -YOUR FRIEND  TEX

[crazycomic]

come out with it argh! You and tessa are a couple! lol. Great vid man.

[tecknoraver1]

lol no way me n tessa will be partners one day.....sigh(wishing sucks)

[JDindahouse101]

Ray i want to tell my sisters friend i dont want to date but she keeps on coming to my house with flowers and asking me shit how do i rid of her

[medicaster]

Ray tessa is totally into you, seriously! Don't you see that?

[cherokeegreeneyes]

i seriously don't mind that he "did that from his bed all nekkid and shit"...hhehehehehe....i'm an evil individual.....

[MrPlasticSpoon]

thats just weird...

[thyfat1]

when you do your vlogs do you think, i have to do the dishes might do a vlog, or is it the other way around?

[CLEOtheIMAGINARY]

is meekakitty a minor cuz if she is you should ask her what her mom is doin l8r lol ;)

[eric99zhao]

come on ray make more =3, i have been waiting

[NemaSlobodnogJuzera]

You are absolutely right about college. Never thought about that but now when you say it..perfect!

by the way, is meekakitty beside you there..in bed.. you know what I'm sayin' , you know what I'm sayin'??? xD kidding ;)

[NDIT54]

Tessa should sing and dance for you if ya know what im sayin

[Nesquick138]

dear ray why is meakaitty so dam fine and why arent you taping that??? fur serious???

[ZigwentZag]

Dear ray.... When r u and tessa gana get all down and dirty like?

[kisscoreysass]

Ray,

i just started watching your vlogs. i must say i enjoy them more than =3. i have noticed a trend. i think viewers like watching vlogs more than skits or news oriented content. have you noticed the same trend? if so what are your thoughts?

oh this wasnt a relationship question. YAY!

~Corey

[trikeisawesome]

oh ray

so hot... yet so gay have you seen "the bulimia dance"?

a music video based on bulimia... in my favourites

it's offensive AND hilarious

[lolliholic256]

Dear Ray

Why do girls travel in packs..are they wolves? Guys are meant to be the wolves.

[PhilToTheMax]

@lolliholic256 Llamas also travel in packs! maybe women are llamas?

[lolliholic256]

most likely.

[vancecrofoot]

If you think this is funny, type "dog cheers up mentally challenged man" in the search field at the top of the page.

It's WAYYYY funnier than this video!

[kamber13]

Dear Ray I Want to tell my friend that I like her but I'm to nervous what should I do

[nick88999]

Dear Ray

I used to smoke weed like everyday for about 3 years, but i quit 5 months ago cuz beleive it or not, it was fucking up alot of stuff in my life. Recently for some weird reason, im really craving it. Should I maybe haze once jus to get rid of the craving?

[Oricalkos123]

No. Dont.

[NoQuestionzAsked]

all nekked and shit!

[jorgencream]

red headed girl is ugly and unfunny. She has nothing to say and she knows it.

[TheCityofGod]

dear faggot,

why the fuck are you wearing a transformers jumper ???

[dyingangelo]

did you fcuk tessa?

[10samm10]

Dear Ray, I want to find a girlfriend but I have no idea how to approche one. Help?!

[ETAteMyDog]

I'm so confused. Is he dating Meekakitty?

[carusk]

Hey meekakitty there's some dude that talks alot in your videos

[MrBritneyfan27]

tessa u r a nut i love u to death and ray ur awesome

[Slipher55]

Dear Ray,

I really like this girl, and we're best friends and everything. She always talks about other guys and things, but doesn't touch me that much. I don't want to take the first step, because I'm not sure if it'll affect our friendship. What do I do?

[TheCityofGod]

@Slipher55 ur a dickhead im sick of people asking the same fucken goddam question........grow some balls